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Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4396 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
Vulnerable by Santi911 reviews
The Cullens go hunting leaving Bella and Jasper to have a little bonding time. What happens when emotions go haywire and They start having feelings for each other? What lengths will Bella and Jasper go to in order to stay together? R&R BxJ LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,606 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
The One Mistake I Didn't Make by iimagiinatiion reviews
Bella and Emmett rent a house for the summer, and it just so happens to be across the street from Edward and Rosalie's. Bella and Edward get close, and Emmett and Rosalie make a big mistake. So will everyone realize they are with the wrong person?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 28,279 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008
Healing Her Wounds by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella never jumped. She never found out about Jacob. In fact, she married Mike Newton. Four years later, she finds herself in a abusive relationship with no way out. What will happen when Edward comes back to her? Can he save her? Will she let him? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,184 - Reviews: 4271 - Favs: 1,812 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
Another Girl, Another Planet by Sheena Is A Punk Rocker reviews
What would've happened if Jasper was to come back in New Moon? Not Alice. Not Edward. JasperxBella. no, it's NOT gonna go back to ExB. And rated for language. Don't like? Don't read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,231 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Mary Alice by WishMyBloodSang reviews
She has always had what has been called a 'devil's curse' laid upon her. Her name is Mary Alice Brandon, she is 17 years old in present day Fork's Washington, she is friends with Bella Swan, but then the Cullen's move in and her abusive father flips. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,723 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
My Version of Breaking Dawn by foreverEdwardandBella reviews
Edward and Bella are going to get married, they have a honeymoon, she changes. But will her life be great, or will her life turn upsidedown? People leave, people die...People change back. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,805 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 11/20/2007
After Eclipse by dictionizzuh reviews
Bella finds out she is pregnant, and leaves Edward. But what will happen to the baby when she gets into a car crash, and is turned into a vampire? BTW i update every 10 new reviews
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,500 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
Oh Honeymoon by Tawnyeyes reviews
The wedding is over. Edward and Bella prepare for the honeymoon and life after marriage. This is a happy, feel good version. Sorry, limited conflict.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,468 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Bella's Heartache by smschwa29 reviews
Disclaimer:Don't own Twilight,the characters, blah blah. After New Moon. Bella had a hard time dealing with Edward leaving her, but when she does move on, she finds him in her apartment and memoriesfeelings that have'nt gone away come back.Story better!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007
Untitled by BloodyRose1918 reviews
I was in midjump when two ice cold arms wrapped around my waist. I slowly turned around to see a very pale and shockingly beautiful face.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007
Of Notes and Boredom by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella, Edward and Alice are in a VERY boring class... but, Bella knows how to pass the time. Let the note passing begin! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
Dark Days reviews
All human, "emo, gothic", and OOC-ness! Basically, they're all at school taking revenge on the Barbie dolls and "players" with a love story behind all of it. Don't take offense to this anyone, please. Rated for language. I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT! Get over it
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008