Slightly Confused Kitty
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Joined 11-20-07, id: 1425479, Profile Updated: 05-15-10
Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, and Inuyasha.

I'm Slightly Confused Kitty.

If you didn't guess from the name on the link you clicked.

I tried writing long stories and failed. Miserably. I'm not good at updating and keeping interested, sadly.

So now I will try short oneshots in the hope I can build up to longer stories. :D

Any friendly advice is welcome.

For now, I read and review, and hope no one dies from depression or disgust or cheese puffs while reading my stories.

1/30/10

Murderess has hope of one day being finished! Joy to the world, and all its inspiring reviewers.

5/1/10

Scratch that, Murderess is hopeless.

Though a few oneshots have been successfully published.

5/15/10

Edit Happy Places of Akatsuki members. Added Sasori. Also onigiri minions, Kisame and Sasuke into Itachi's mind. Go and check it out. Now.

Publish: Akatsuki Beaticians.

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Auto-Incorrect by Keelah reviews
There are many things the Lord of the Western Lands can do. Texting is not one of them. (Sesshomaru X Kagome, humor one-shot)
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins by starkidsftw reviews
When I was little, my mother taught me about the Seven Deadly Sins. They were always just words to me, harmless words: envy, sloth, greed, pride, wrath, lust and gluttony. But then seventh year came, and everything changed. This is the story of how I, Hermione Granger, managed to commit every single one of the seven deadly sins. All thanks to Draco Malfoy. 7th year Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 115,876 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 9/20/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Blaise Z. - Complete
Cake Go Boom by ColonelPony reviews
Sasori's usually uneventful birthday has taken a new turn, for better or worse. Consists of explosives, chocolate, cute blondes, and dismemberment. IMPORTANT: Rated for swearing and mildly violent themes. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
As Soft As Eyebrow Hair by Andreya Halms reviews
Hinata swallowed. 'I see you are-' 'A very hairy man.' Sakura completed dreamily. Hinata and Sakura try to sell Sasuke some shampoo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Prisoner by KNO reviews
Alternate Universe. No one ever said dealing with prisoners would be easy. Rated T for language, some mild violence, and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,064 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Fattening by crookedcath reviews
She tried to sleep with him, he called her jail bait. She took her shirt off, he threw a rule book at her. How do you seduce Uchiha Itachi? Sakura didn't know, but in the end, Haruno Sakura always got what she wanted. Non-Massacre. One Shot/ ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Be Reasonable by nowyouseemenowyoudont reviews
AU. Mir/San. Sango needs a new employee and Miroku, Miroku just needs a reason.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,026 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Miroku, Sango - Complete
Suckiest Mission Evarrr by Sandataba reviews
Neji. Tenten. Undercover. In a high school. With vampires. And zombies. And pirates. And Kakashi. Kakatenji. Or Nejitenshi. Or Tenten just watching the two of them- no. Maybe. Droubble drabble series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 75 - Words: 20,325 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Neji H., Kakashi H., Tenten - Complete
Temporality by fangirlwithak reviews
In order to prevent the destruction of the wizarding world, Hermione Granger goes back in time to work behind the scenes. However, she underestimates two very important factors: refashioning her life in a completely different reality... and Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 51,189 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 106 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Just Say Please by firevixen73 reviews
AU Kagome could not believe the man in front of her. He was the most arrogant and pig headed man she'd ever met. What was he, dropped on his head as a child? And of course she had the pleasure of being stuck in the middle of no where with him. Why her?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,202 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Hair Flip by potato4 reviews
In which Draco Malfoy attempts the Justin Bieber hair-flip to impress Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Scholar by Mistress Krane reviews
Falling into a fountain while you're studying…sucks. Being brought into the boy who knocked you into said fountain's dorm…doesn't really suck. And when the handsome, dark-haired dormmate of the boy invites you to walk, how can you say no? AU, ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,956 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Grains of Sand by Michelle18 reviews
A thwarted kidnapping attempt, an assumption, and a little helpful push gone wrong, has Hinata in tears of frustration. Gaara can only sigh as he gets dragged into this mess. He's never meddling in someone's love life again. Stupid Leaf Ninjas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,770 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Pink by V. Lohengrin reviews
Kagome and Shippo teamed up to pull a prank on Inuyasha. How will he react once he finds out?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Job Interview by Tsuki no Tennyo reviews
Sess/Kag. AU One-Shot. — "Live for today and take things as they come, that's my motto," said Kagome firmly to her cynical companion. Her smile quickly changed to a frown upon hearing: "And I suppose being stuck in an elevator is part of that motto?"
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Pride and Pretenses by Bella Elizabeth Malfoy reviews
“Why did you do it?” she asked. “Believe me Granger, if I had known it was you, I would’ve let you die.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 112,614 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Crushed Hopes by call-me-pri reviews
Poor Neji's hopes get crushed. Read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Lost And Found by Lady Silvamord reviews
At the time, asking Sasuke to take her with him when he left Konoha seemed like a great idea. The outcome of that decision, though, throws Sakura into a predicament which leaves her at the mercy of the one person she would never have expected. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 206,516 - Reviews: 1575 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Crossed Wires by ring of rubies reviews
Sequel to "Your Call Could not be Connected": Hermione worries what to wear on a first date. Draco worries about the end of the world. They're both too busy worrying to consider their communication problems. Small misunderstandings lead to larger worries.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,697 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Of Vampires and Insomniacs by Midnight's Violet Haze reviews
What do these two species have in common? Why they're both easily tamed by coffee of course! Because strange things happen in the city at night, because working too hard really can affect your sanity and because vampires. don't. sparkle. Modern!AU R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/20/2010 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
The Garage Parking Lot by chickenbutt301 reviews
Night shifts had never suited quite right with Sakura. The parking lot was always so quiet and deserted. And to top it all off, her car no longer ran smoothly. But maybe that was a good thing... ItaXSaku. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Karma by SkyFire2 reviews
Sesshoumaru discovers that death is not the end. "I can't believe you got hit by a bus!" crack!fic.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
The Kiss by Solas-Divided reviews
She had twelve hours to kiss the right man before the curse claims her. Banner by the talented Maris: : / i41 . tinypic . com/dzxg7b . jpg no spaces
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,447 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
I have a Secret by Ciel Tsukasa reviews
I have a secret... Don't tell anyone... I love you... Sasuke-kun..." It was something that she never expected to happen, specially when it was one of the cases where her love wasn't reciprocated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Just Go With It by Invader Sah reviews
Some people have to plan; some people spend weeks and months coming up with the perfect scheme to cause as much destruction as possible. Marik, on the other hand....Very vague Psychoshipping, could just be taken as a friend fic. One shot
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
The Road To Recovery by Twigs-N-Leaves reviews
SasuSaku eventually - 12 Fail-safe ways to Forget about a Certain Stubborn, Black-Haired, Hormone-less Sharingan wielding Jerk And Get on With your Life because It Is Too Short To Spend All Your Precious Time Chasing After Sasuke Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 90,458 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Woes of Procrastination by Karin Ochibi-chan reviews
AU- Sakura does NOT approve of procrastination. Ask anyone and they would say the same thing. So why was she constantly being delayed with her deadlines? Well, that's simple, she was cursed with a horrible grandfather and moronic housemates. Saku/multiple
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,210 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Too Lazy for Love by Juniper11 reviews
She didn't need love. She told them. She was fine just as she was. Then he came home. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,176 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 212 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Opposites by Shatteredsand reviews
Gaara Subaku is a violent young artist with few friends and many secrets. Sakura Haruno is one of the most popular girls in school and keeps everyone's secrets but her own. They were total opposites...but you know what they say about opposites.Gaasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,035 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Barflies by Subieko reviews
Kabuto and Sakura walk into a bar... A cracktastic genfic set during the timeskip.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,483 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Kabuto Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Display by DreamScene reviews
Affectionate displays between ninjas was a very subtle art, or so she'd heard. This is the story of boy meets girl and inevitably, boy scares the living daylights out of girl. Sasuke/Tenten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Heartbreak by BellaPerea reviews
Based on Relient K's 'My Girl's Ex-Boyfriend'. Re-posted due to technical problems. Sasuke flew through trees, remembering the shut out feeings for a certain pinkette. He comes back to a wedding that is...not his. complete NejiSaku one-sided SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Kissed a Girl by CelestialDragon423 reviews
AU. Rin is a struggling college student in love, simply put. After a night of contemplation, she realizes she might be a lesbian. What does her new friend Sesshomaru have to say after her little "experiment"?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Gone Wrong by Michelle18 reviews
Winner IYFG 3rd Best Romance-Other. Naraku has died. Everything should have been perfect, happily ever after. This is the end of the fairy tale and the aftermath of life begins. How will the Inuyasha's group change in the midst of everything gone wrong?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,105 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Inuyasha, Sango - Complete
Solidarity, Sister Suffragette by PKsDancingGirl reviews
All Zuko wanted was to share a quiet cup of tea with his wife while they watched the sunrise paint colors across the wall. However, Katara is not a morning person. Oneshot
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
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The Pretext of Puppy Abuse reviews
What begins with a possible attack/doorbell, and ends with organic cabbages? Why, the reason Sakura always receives the Akatsuki as tame baby housepets, of course. Friendly mockery of Akatsuki Puppies/Kittens fics. Kp for meanness to small furry things.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Tenten, Akatsuki
Reflections of a NotFangirl
For anyone who ever wondered what went on in the minds of crazed, drooling fans. Oneshot about the Trojan War, begonias, fans, and the not-fans who run with them. Slightly gory short oneshot, no specific characters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Published: 10/30/2010
Akatsuki Beauticians reviews
If kunai were lipstick tubes, and shurikan powder puffs, what does that mean for the Akatsuki? From the author of 'The Happy Places of the Akatsuki Members'. Warning: Humor and inevitably OOC.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
Flights of Insanity reviews
Tenten would fly, fly away and listen to commands no more, NO MORE! Yes, yes, she would fly and live for One Purpose and kill the sun. Short, Insane!Tenten oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Wary Eyes reviews
Sesshomaru disliked being unprepared for anything, and her face was no exception. Oneshot, SessSan
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Sesshomaru, Sango - Complete
The Weather of Love and Headcases reviews
Valentine's Day weather was dreary: the head case fangirls were screeching with 75% chance of drool. This is excuse of insanity enough for Sasuke to give chocolate to the sole Naruto admirer. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Happy Places of the Akatsuki Members reviews
Everyone has a happy place in their minds. Even the Akatsuki. And dear Jashin-sama, they NEEDED it during the torturous Saturday meetings. BEWARE: humor and the Akatsuki's twisted minds lurk within.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Murderess reviews
Haruno Sakura has been convicted of first degree murder of the majority of the Uchiha clan. But she didn't die on schedule, and she wasn't innocent. This is her dark story.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Sakura H.
Exhileration and the Vigil reviews
Collection of HinaNeji oneshots. Alternating POV. #1 It was a little-known fact that Hinata love to ride horses. It was a much less known fact that her cousin was the reason and the single observer. #2 Neji breaks his character in the storybook world.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Lessons from the Savvy Online Ninja reviews
Part AU. "Crazy com-poo-ter say whaaa? Sakura! This thing can read our mind-it must be genjutsu!" Sakura forays into the world of online chatting and starts chatting with a spelling-challenged Uchiha. Then we all learn a valuable lesson.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A YesNo Question reviews
Oneshot. Sakura had always asked those 'no' questions, but this time it will be a 'yes'. SakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Red Paper Revenge reviews
Oneshot. I wanted to KILL whatever had hurt- KILLED Sakura. "Revenge won’t make anyone happy… not you… and not me." And my anger dissipated as though it was a thousand bits of red paper and someone waved a giant fan, scattering it all to the silent world.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete