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Age: 22

Job: still student, I'm studying archeology in Germany

Interests: my friends (I love you guys!!), Archeology (especially the older period of the Iron Age and the Early Middle Ages), swimming, reading (especially fantasy novels), music (metal, rock and a little bit punk: Blind Guardian, Iron Maiden, Tenacious D, Die Ärzte, Die Toten Hosen, U2, Black Sabbath, and many many more), cinema (action, fantasy, thriller, comedy), sleeping (+lol+), football (Hannover 96!!!!) and I'm interested in languages

I love the Harry Potter Books. My favourite characters are Fred & George Weasley and Luna Lovegood! It was a shock for me, when I read the Deathly Hallows.


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing just to help you cry. A friend is someone who will do what is best for you, even when you don't want them to intervene for your personal safety. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.


If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.


Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch (an american fashion company) told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.


If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you're the type of rare special friend, that does more or less these things ...

1. You would go up to the guy that just broke up with your best friend, and shout out, all up in his face, "IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE GAY, ISN'T IT?!"

2. If you're the type of person that with out a word, would leave your best friend in her room crying, and return only minutes later, puffed out from running, with a tub of Ben and Jerry ice cream in one hand and about 5 chick flicks in the other

3. When your best friends trips and hurts herself, you ask her if shes ok, but once you see that its nothing major, you start cracking up laughing because its so damn hilarious!

4. If your friend is refusing to eat, you would literally threaten her and shove food down her throat, becuase its not healthy to skip meals

5. You the type of person that will call your best friend ANY time of the day, just to say 'hi', and that person will not hang up on you, even if its 3 am in the morning:D

Then copy and paste this into your profile.


If you're a major procrastination addict, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you are weird, but are damn well proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you will take more than half an hour to look around your house for the god damn tv remote, rather than going to the tv and pushing the button yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have an abnormal fetish and major obsession with naming things, eg. your tv, or pencil or ipod, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have numerous fights with your bestie, and you smile to each other while screaming and arguing, but then end up playing tag or just laughing silly, copy and paste this into your profile


If you have ever ran INTO a tree, copy and paste this into your profile

If you only take less than 15 minutes to get ready to go somewhere, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are part of the outragously small percent of the whole, who dont consider a guys body or appearance, as the first and only thing that matters, copy and paste this into your profile


If you get jealous easily, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are too stubborn for your own good, copy and paste this into your profile

if you would rather be a unique person on the side, rather than in the crowd with everyone else, copy and paste this into your profile

If you would rather jump off a cliff, for those you love instead of them being in terrible agony, pain and deathcopy and paste this into your profile

If you little voices talk to you TOO!, copy and paste this into your profile, and your name into this list. RoseLife, stainedglassmasquerade, Carcassonne

If you would not only jump infront of a bullet for those you love, but if you are one of those few special people,that would jump in front of a bullet for ANYBODY, becuase you would rather spare their life; risking your own, and let the others grow, knowing that you did somthing totally sefless and you feel warm inside.Copy and paste this into your profile


If you randomly scream out weird words such as ALFALFA! in the middle of class or where ever you are, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that preps are overrated and that you wish you could just slap them silly just to shut their yaps,copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that you are unique in your own way, and you KNOW you are, but with the whole world presenting 'perfect' images of appearances, you feel like your just not good enough, and that you never will be if you didnt 'looked like that' or didnt 'have that', copy and paste this into your profile


If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.


You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.


You laugh because im different I laugh because you’re all the same. If you've actually laughed out loud at someone for this reason, copy and paste this into your pro. [come on, you know your guilty

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...


If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (runs to basement and blows up a Furby with a flaregun)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.


If you are a Harry Potter fan, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.

If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.


If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.


If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.


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An Unexpected Alliance by minniequill reviews
Set during Order of the Phoenix. Minerva McGonagall, the Weasley twins, Peeves, and a common hatred of Dolores Umbridge? Things do not bode well for Hogwarts' High Inquisitor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,810 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 7/22/2020 - Published: 3/24/2007 - George W., Albus D., Minerva M., Fred W.
The Family Clock by Jan. McNeville reviews
Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 192,840 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Charlie W., OC
Love Thy Enemy by scottishpixie reviews
Claudia Knight is the shy girl at Hogwarts, Fred Weasley is popular, funny & everyone loves him. Everyone except Claudia! There's a fine line between love and hate. FW & OFC. Rated M. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 134,466 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Fred W., OC
Hija De La Luna by Sunrisepainter reviews
Hope und Fred können sich nicht leiden, doch dann müssen sie einen Zaubertrank für Snape zusammen brauen. Zwischen den Tücken des Alttags und im Kampf gegen das Böse, lernen sie sich gegenseitig zu respektieren und vielleicht sogar zu lieben? FW/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - German - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 109,507 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Fred W., OC
Less Bread! More Taxes! by Starkiller reviews
Death comes to us all. When he came to Fred and George, they offered him a job. 100 drabbley musings of the Weasley twins, the Grim Reaper, a Muggle Detective and a Magizoologist. Fred x OC, George x Luna. Part of Twin Vice Paranormal Detectives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Fred W., George W.
Twin Vice Paranormal Detectives by Starkiller reviews
Post DH: Fred is a ghost with a curse on his head. Now in order to save his soul, the twins must solve a series of murder mysteries that will lead them to a dangerous secret stretching deep into the vault of the Founders' history. Fred x OC, George x Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 226,490 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Fred W., George W., Luna L., OC
weasley chat dot com by lady-bluebeard reviews
Fred and George start Hogwarts' first chatroom, and you'd be surprised by the weird conversations that ensue. comedy, peoplez. UPDATES GALORE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,489 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Fred W., George W.
The Fred and George Variety Hour by FuzzBucket reviews
Join your favourite twins, Fred and George Weasley, on their new television program as they interview special guests. They ask hard hitting questions and have some fun in the process! Drabble! Fluff! R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,992 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Fred W., George W.
What Was And What Will Be by HPFanFictionFan reviews
Formerly 'Past And Present' Almost two years after the war Alicia finally seems to move on after breaking up with love of her life. But then George shows up on her doostep, saying that he wants her back ... What will she do?...Caution, story includes SPOILERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,984 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Alicia S., George W.
Shadow of the Man by I.N.J.A reviews
When Fred makes a sudden reappearance after disappearing mysteriously for two months, it is clear to all he is far from okay. With his mental health in question and Fred not talking about what happened, the question remains, will Fred ever be okay again?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,342 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Fred W., Luna L. - Complete
Hells Bells by Starkiller reviews
On the run up to the Battle of Hogwarts, the Grim Reaper is deuced into a deal which secures a curious fate for Fred Weasley. Meanwhile, George unwittingly wins the affections of Luna Lovegood. Prequel to Twin Vice Paranormal Detectives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,274 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Fred W., George W., Luna L., OC
Siblings by tvshows-junkie reviews
George and Ginny have a talk, about what? read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Ginny W., George W. - Complete
Bringing Freddy Back by Skittlehog reviews
Fred is dead and George thinks he's slowly going crazy. On the night of Fred's funeral, George drags Angelina into a not so well thought out plan to bring Fred back. Humor! George, FredAngelina.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,312 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
Harry's Fault by MBP reviews
Starting in their fourth year at Hogwarts, someone dies every year, and Harry always feels responsible. It's up to the people who love him to convince him he isn't. HarryWeasleycentric. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,541 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Worthy King by The Starhorse reviews
George and Charlie are abducted in the middle of the night by the Magical Law Enforcement Squad, and it's down to Fred and Bill to rescue them. To what lengths will they go? Takes place after events of Fox Ears. Post DH, Bill's POV. Updated 1st chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,937 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Bill W., Fred W.
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 189 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
Hear no Evil, See no Evil by Starkiller reviews
Post DH: Fred will do anything to win back Angelina's heart, even if it means venturing through the strange little door that has appeared in Stoatshead Hill. Stardust parody. FredxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,017 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - George W., Fred W.
Your Cool Uncle Fred by MBP reviews
We have now moved years into the future, and it's up to his siblings to keep Fred's memory alive. After all, doesn't the next generation of Weasleys deserve to know about their cool Uncle Fred? I think so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,805 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Fred W. - Complete
N'oublier les memoires by stainedglassmasquerade reviews
Never forget your memories. Fred and George Weasley have plenty of memories to recall, from pranks to love to the war. Everything that has happened in their life has shaped them to be who they are. Includes original characters and is slightly AU. REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,814 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Fred W., George W.
The Only Way Back by Severusly reviews
We all know the silly canon version of Fred in DH. But I won't stand for it and neither would the twins! What happens after the battle, after the funeral, when Fred takes the only path available to get home? Post DH -- George's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 12/20/2007 - George W., Fred W.
The Fox's Trick by Starkiller reviews
Fred’s soul has been stolen by a fox spirit. Now the only way he can retain a human form is to feed on a human's life force, but he can only do so through a kiss and Luna Lovegood's assistant is the last person in the world he wants to snog. FxOC, GxL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Fred W., Luna L.
Still Left Behind A Year Later by MBP reviews
COMPLETE at last. The sequel to Left Behind...George is still trying to cope. Sometimes things have to get harder before they can get easier. Sometimes, it seems like they'll never get easier. SPOILERS FOR DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 67 - Words: 94,202 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
You're Going to Die, Brother by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
Thanks to a freak accident, Percy has gone back to the night of the battle and manages to save Fred's life. But the universe, unfortunately, has a habit of course correcting...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,734 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Percy W., Fred W.
Butter and Jam by Starkiller reviews
Fred survives the Battle of Hogwarts, but at a price: he is blind. A guilty Percy declares himself his helper. But their newfound friendship hits a rock when Fred attempts to charm the girl of Percy's dreams.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Fred W., Percy W.
Of Shakespeare and Songs by Angel-of-vampires reviews
Luna gets secret letters in the middle of the night. Who sent them to her?Fred and George are still their normal crazy, troubleloving selves!This summary sounds pretty bad, but the story isn't! Please read it and tell me what you think!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,522 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Luna L., George W. - Complete
A Robin Noticed My Condition by Starkiller reviews
Luna asks a passing robin a question. George x Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007 - George W., Luna L. - Complete
Gred and Forge by Starkiller reviews
It was the greatest prank the Weasley twins had ever pulled off. Spoilers for Deathly Hallows, Fred and George centric.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
In Memoriam reviews
DHSpoiler! Skyla Green und George Weasley erinnern sich an Freds Grab an ihre gemeinsame Schulzeit. FW&OC, und das ein oder andere weitere Pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,935 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Fred W., George W.