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Joined 11-20-07, id: 1425788, Profile Updated: 07-18-10
Author has written 18 stories for Kingdom Hearts, NORA: The Last Chronicle of Devildom, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Now that you've taken the time to look at my profile, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Jade, and all you get to know about me is my gender (female) and that I am legally an adult, but that means nothing in relation to my maturity level.

I have another account on ff.net, but it has fallen inactive for me, I have no idea if it is being updated by my former partner-in-writing. My other account is InsertNamesHere, which is (was) shared between me and my friend Lily. If anyone is interested in Avatar (the series, not the name-thieving movie), I suggest you check it out.

I have this uncontrolable urge to be sarcastic sometimes, leading to my preferance for writing light-hearted fics. However, I can get terribly into dramatic/depressing stuff. So basically, I'm bipolar or something. I will absolutely love your writing if you can manage to make me talk to the computer or cry. Both are a difficult feat to accomplish.

I am prone to fits of nonexistence when I am dead to the internet world. For this, I am sorry. On the bright side, when I come back from my times away, I will upload in great numbers and quick succession.

My loves include, but are not limited to: England, Kingdom Hearts, Nora:The Last Chronicles of Devildom, my friends, Harry Potter, random information that has no use, Brendon Urie (and all of PATD...and MCR), music, art, writing, Fullmetal Alchemist, Axis Powers Hetalia, stories that make me laugh, stories that make my heart hurt or make me cry, my cat, people who leave reviews longer than one sentence

Fav Pairings/stuff I will most likely write about:

KH - RikuxSora, AxelxRoxas, SeiferxHayner, ZexionxDemyx

ATLA - Zutara (on my other account, not here)

N:TLCD - KazuNora

FMA - RoyEd, AlxWinry, HavocxHawkeye

APH - USxUK, GermanyxN.Italy, SpainxS.Italy, (Ladies and gentlemen, my first official OT3!!) Prussia/Austria/Hungary


"High school: It’s like Armageddon with acne."

"Sure, the Hummer looks fabulous…but the economy is in the toilet, the earth is dying, and it is all your fault."

"No sparkling, girl-stalking, field-frolicking bloodsucker will ever replace Harry Potter!"

"If you can’t get someone out of your head, then maybe they’re supposed to be there."

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You Can't Take the Sky from Me by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,083 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 2,125 - Follows: 1,917 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
American Wife by M.D. Off-Red reviews
In an attempt to escape his monotonous life, the bored God looks for a bride in the human world. But what if the lucky 'bride' turns out much fiercer, taller, physically stronger, even more dominating than he imagined, and well-not quite-female? USxUK AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,230 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - America, England/Britain
BFFF by CryHOg reviews
Let's face it. We all have that certain coworker we can't stand and wish they would just die. Harsh,yes. But that's how we feel sometimes. But after a few beers will you become friends? Or Lovers? No? How 'bout married? No? Then-oh...OH!...oh? AmerEngld
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,957 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - America, England/Britain
Tengoku ni Ochiru by Gosangoku reviews
It's hypocritical. It's wrong. But it's so damn addictive. Arthur Kirkland's a therapist with a dark past, and Alfred F. Jones is a young man with high aspirations and big problems. Can they help each other? — US/UK. More pairings inside!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 108,720 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - America, England/Britain
How to leave the closet by ButterFish reviews
US/UK - AU. Arthur is a businessman who is still in the closet. Alfred is openly gay. The two of them meet - and fall in love. But can they keep up this relationship when they're so different?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,131 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
From an Old Friend of Yours by Anastasya Debbie reviews
I really, really do love you. No matter how much I refused to say it. I'm a man with a huge ego, Alfred. I can't say these kind of things so easily. I wonder, if I was able to say it even if just once, would you stay by my side forever instead? USUK. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Break of Day by RobinRocks reviews
UKUS. He had slept the sleep of the saved. America had slept the sleep of the condemned. Inspired by artwork by TechnoRanma.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/24/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
50 Themes of Seiner by FinalFallenFantasy reviews
50 days, 50 themes, 50 drabbles of varying lengths. Some ideas will be picked up and basically continued as a story, probably worded differently. See if you can guess which ones those are. Enjoy...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 17,913 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Seifer, Hayner - Complete
One Weird Saturday by Bonfiore'sGirl reviews
On what started out as an average Saturday, the chickenwuss and his friends get the bright idea to do a skit. Dressed as me and the rest of the Disciplinary Commitee. I'm convinced they all have a death wish. Seiner SeiferxHayner
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,108 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Seifer, Hayner
Alfred the Racist Dragon by absolute power reviews
De-anoning from the kink meme. At sixteen, Arthur Kirkland is his eldest brother's squire, always pushed around and left to do the dirty work. But when he accompanies his brothers for his first ever adventure, he finds he's in for the ride of his life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,725 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Why We Watch by RobinRocks reviews
On methods of execution and the ways in which the wicked of the world are punished throughout history. “We have watched for centuries and it still came to this.” For Narroch.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2010 - N. Italy - Complete
Le Morte d'Arthur by RobinRocks reviews
FrUK/USUK. On the languages they share and those that they don't: France at his cruellest, England at his weakest and America kind in his greater strength. Set in both 1066 and 1944. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,224 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/23/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
United by RobinRocks reviews
UKUS. "No matter what I do or say, no matter if I revolt or defy, no matter how angry I make you, you will always forgive me. You will still love me. You will still call me America." Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,593 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/24/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
If Thou Kiss Not Me by Sakura Tsukikage reviews
England would never kiss America. That would be wrong. So wrong. The lad's like a brother to him, after all . . . .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/14/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Almost Lover by Cerise Murmur reviews
Mello's remembering about old times with Matt...wishing he would have told Matt sooner... Wishing he could go back. MattxMello; Rated T for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Kiss me, stray by Bonfiore'sGirl reviews
Kazuma and Nora just had a huge fight and they are both glaring at each other in the aftermath. When Nora notices something odd and investigates, their relationship takes a new path. KazuNora pairing. Hate me if you want to, love me if you can.
NORA: The Last Chronicle of Devildom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Complete
Better Broken by Ellipsis the Great reviews
Sometimes, rules aren’t meant to be followed, and promises shouldn’t be kept. Seiner. COMPLETED!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,686 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
From The First Spark by Kasai-no-Kitsune reviews
AU ::When Axel's pyromania takes him too far, someone else may have to pay for it.:: RikuSora, AkuRoku :: Rating may change to M for lemon-ish content::
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,322 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Riku, Sora
The Devil Likes to Bet by Kasai-no-Kitsune reviews
AU, oneshot with epilogue thing at the end ::Demyx was always content to stare at Zexion from afar... But then Marluxia somehow tricked him into making the Bet. The Bet to see who could sleep with Zexion first.:: Zemyx
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,251 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
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Tourist reviews
Alfred, a normal, American teenager, is anything but thrilled to be spending the most important national holiday overseas. Especially because they probably won't even let him set off fireworks. US/UK/US Rated for language and implied stuff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
An Histrionic Afternoon reviews
If atlases are the Hetalian dirty magazines, what does that make geographic documentaries...? USUK, with hints of a lemon on the horizon, but nothing explicit.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Woman in White reviews
America has a run-in with a rather interesting young lady on the way to pick up his boyfriend at the airport. Based on an episode of the show Supernatural. USxUK est relationship. Human names used. Rated just to be safe, nothing really happens.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - America, England/Britain
Silence reviews
America refuses to be still, never silent, because when nothing else is left, there are only his thoughts and the dark things he tries so hard to keep from dragging him down. America's thoughts, slight USUK spin. Maybe OOC. Rated for tone, not actions.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2010 - America, England/Britain
Kids These Days reviews
Inspired by South Park and APHell part four. It's tough teaching unstable fourth graders... Rated for swearing and I guess small child BL. USUK, but focused on Francis and Alfred talking.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2009 - America
Music Meme Hetalia Style reviews
The lj or deviantart music meme for Hetalia characters. Ten songs, ten ficlets. Contains USxUK, GermanyxNItaly, SpainxSItaly, FrancexCanada...and possibly more. T for words, not actions!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
Argumet Clinic: an Outsider's View reviews
Based on Argument Clinic, by Gerudowolf. Read it first to fully get it! Otherwise, it's a little confusing, but rewarding nonetheless. UK being difficult, US getting annoyed, Japan recieving mental scars.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Published: 7/10/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Soriku Stuff reviews
Yeah, I know, the title sucks. Anyway, this is a bunch of RikuxSora drabble things. AkuRoku and Zemyx will probably show up too.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,596 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Riku, Sora
Anything You Can Do reviews
Roxas contemplates the reasons why Seifer might think he's so great. And why he isn't. Under Seifer and Hayner and romance for mentions of Seiner.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
What the Colonel Wants reviews
Based on a comic on deviantart. Purely humor, no pairings, no plot. Ed feels like bugging Roy, who's apparently not having such a good day.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Milkshakeit reviews
Ed listening to his iPod and dancing around his and Roy's kitchen. Rated for swearing in lyrics and very light shounen-ai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Discovery Channel reviews
Ed finds a site that...disagrees with his opinions. Al and Winry, however, think it has some merits. One of those 'characters discovering fanfics' fics. Implied future RoyxEd. Rated for swearing. Genre for possible future chaps.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Shock Collar reviews
Nora is annoying. No argument there. But the question is, how do you get him to shut up? Rated purely for swearing. Light KazuNora. Don't like, don't read.
NORA: The Last Chronicle of Devildom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Complete
Glitter reviews
Hayner gets some mixed up info from his older brother, which causes a fight between him and Seifer. A bit crackish. T simply cause younger peoples won't get it.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
Hedonistic reviews
A scene out of Hayner's relationship with Seifer. SeiferxHayner Possibly multichaptered later if the inspiration hits. T because everything is implied, aside from harmless making out.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
College Melody reviews
Sora, the star of the movie College Melody, is gay. Riku's always said so, Kairi's always denied it. Then Sora shows up as a student at their high school.... Pairings are RikuxSora, AkuRoku, and Zemyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,742 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
I Don't Love You reviews
A Zemyx oneshot. It's not depressing like the title seems, I swear.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Free You Say? reviews
Just a short AkuRoku one shot. Roxas falls asleep in class. Rating because Axel curses and I respect the rules.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete