I Kissed a Cullen Boy
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Joined 11-20-07, id: 1425936, Profile Updated: 12-09-08
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.

HEY THERE MY PEEPS!

BEFORE YOU READ ABOUT ME PLEASE NOTE:

freadandgeorgeroxmysox is awesome and i'd like you to read her stories ok?? thanks!

ifyouhaveeverranyourwordstogethertryingtotslkreallyfastliketheCullen's copy &paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire' club, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile(Now I like it when it rains..haha)

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever fallen down the stairs and laughed because it's something Bella would do and then cried because Edward wasn't there to catch you, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you listen to Debussy just because Edward Cullen does, copy this and put into your profile

If you love to make radom stories about the Cullen Family and Bella,copy this and put it into your profile

When somebody asks you " Is that good?" and you say "Well its no itterable grizzly" copy this and put into your profile ~

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman kind...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

Edward hears vocies...and they don't like you

If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

pina coladas sound cool

PAIN AND FEAR IS MY BEST FRIEND!

( fredandgeorgeroxmysox is tied place)

i'm in love with a boy (who isn't fictional) named... WHY WOULD I TELL YOU?

a kiss from death is a slice of heaven

death has so many awesome possibilities, it's a shame it only happens once

so many people tell me to smile- but have they ever considered the fact that maybe i don't want to?

i really HATE maths

i really LOVE reading and writing

i want to publish a book that is as kool as TWILIGHT

KILL POACHERS!

sleeping is a waste of time- GOOD THING I'M A VAMPIRE!

it really pisses me off when i hear people say 'cunt' especially when it comes out of the mouth of a girl- HAVE YOU NO PRIDE?

people think i'm an angry bitch, but truth be told, it's all a play...sometimes

I HAVE STALKERISH TENDENCIES...so beware...i'm watching you...hahahaha

love ya long time fredandgeorgeroxmysox and remember that you are now tied in first place with pain as my best friend!! lolz

"Us girls we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent"

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...NOW READ MY STORIES!!

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At the Office by mccullen reviews
So I kind of told my extremely sexy co-worker I hated his guts. And then I kind of made out with him at an office party when I got drunk. And I've kind of been trying to hide from him at work under my boss's desk. Um. AH, BxE. EDITED JUNE 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,574 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Camping Trip by In Love With A Dead Warrior reviews
Bella, Alice, and Roslaie are all best friends, who go on a camping trip for spring break, and meet up with the boys, Edward, Jasper and Emmett, who are also all best friends. Usual parings E/B J/A Em/R. Title is still being worked on, all are human. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,265 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Edward, Bella
Cool is What We AIM for by ElphieTheAlto31 reviews
What happens when Bella decides to download AIM on the Cullen's computers? lol Edward tries to be cool, witty banter ensues, Emmett gives everyone a hard time! Read to find out what else happens......
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Insomniacs: Hide And Seek by Whatserrname reviews
The Cullens decide it is time for Bella to join in one of their favourite night-time activities, Hide and Seek. But this isn't just any old children's game, this is nation-wide, full scale Hide and Seek. Vampire Style. Just a bit of fun. Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,622 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Talking In Code by nuclear so and so's reviews
“Take your shirt off.” I muttered, and I could hear him laugh. “Is it really the time for that, Bella?” he teased, and I groaned.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,450 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4859 - Favs: 3,061 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1900 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Sexual Appetites by Rockerdude911 reviews
It was just a typical day in the Cullen household, filled with soap operas, aerobics, a perverted Emmett, a PMSing Jasper and our favorite sexing couple! Let the fun begin!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Putter by Anna Doyle reviews
one shot. bella edward alice mini golf. hehe! disclaimer: stephanie's
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
We by Nigihayami Haruko reviews
Everyone knew that there was no longer a “we”. Most of them saw or heard or read or attended Fred’s funeral... They knew that "we" had silently, factually and irreversibly turned into "me".
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/30/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Cold by Twilight Journey reviews
Poor Max, she must be feeling horrible. Dang that Iggy for leaving me to deal with her infernal cold. Yeah. You heard me right. Maximum Ride. The Maximum Ride has a cold.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Laundry by Saiyachick reviews
Not even Edward can save Bella from her accident proneness.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chaos with the Cullens by TwihardNerd reviews
The Cullens learn an important lesson : NEVER let Emmett get bored...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Why I Love You by dragongoddess13 reviews
A conversation between Max and Fang about what they love about eachother.MAJOR FAX Please read and review. sequeal up!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fanfiction Dot Net by FerrisBuellerLovesMe reviews
Draco has become obsessed with the internet, but what happens when he stumbles across a little website we all know and love? Comedic fluff and my favorite best friends, Draco and Blaise. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
Bella's Summer by LaurenSimone reviews
Takes place during the summer before wedding. Bella wants to make her last human months last, and with Edward caving, things could get hot! Rated M for very suggestive themes and lots of steam. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,976 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008
The way back by caracol reviews
Sequel to "A rite of passage". All human. Very OOC. A story about becoming adult, dealing with your past and your future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,798 - Reviews: 2030 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
July Fools Day? by TeamEdwardCullen8208 reviews
Despite Edwards warning, Bella insists on coming over on the Vampire version of April Fools Day. Will the Cullens take advantage of poor, clumsy, unsuspecting Bella? Of course! NOW COMPLETE, SEQUEL NOW UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,294 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Mr ImSmarterThanYou by taxibby reviews
OneShot. Blaise and Draco are in the library. Blaise needs some help, and what are friends for right? Not slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
From when we were young by MischievousBookWorm1993 reviews
Bella and Edward were friends from when they were born. They were each others first kiss, first time and first love. This story starts from when Bella was born right through Edward and Bella's life of growing up together. Please Review. Rated M - Future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,841 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008
A rite of passage by caracol reviews
AU All Human. Bella and Edward are best friends. A story of self discovery and the loss of innocence. This story is about how two people deal with sex, love, trust, friendship all while growing up. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,392 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 2,968 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Absolutely Nothing, Really by Varietygirl9143 reviews
In which Draco and Blaise discuss nothing and everything. chock full of odd insults, graphic randomness, and strangely logical nonsense. OOCness, duh. r&r!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Draco M., Blaise Z.
A Chat Between Friends by fortheloveofedward reviews
Draco and Blaise have a little... rendezvous on AOL Instant Messenger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Blaise Z., Draco M. - Complete
If You Were Gay by Lil' Trindle reviews
I basically took a song and rewrote it slightly. I think it's hysterical and hopefully you will too. Pretty much Draco is just looking for a chance to relax and have some alone time, but his best friend is determined to ruin it. Song from Avenue Q
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
I’ll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours by phoenical-maniax reviews
Er... Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini are talking, and Pansy walks in. T for content and my dirty mind. It was going to be slash but it isn't. BY MANIAC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
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MSN MADNESS reviews
ok so i know lots of people write MSN or AIM stories etc bt could please jst read it neway? thnx...and the title is pretty self explanatory isnt it? lol a bit OC for sum but yeah...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Complete
The Pixie's Dream reviews
alice forsees a bunch of fun...OH NO! we're doomed! R&R pretty please rated T just in case CHAPTER NINE IS UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Alice
IceSkating with the Cullens reviews
bella is conned into going ice-skating. what problems will bella attract this time? R&R please SORRY ABOUT SPACING IN CHAPTER THREE...I WAS MAJOR TIRED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Broken Edward reviews
title is pretty explanatory...Bella has made her choice and Edward needs to live with it...PLEASE R&R!...not recommended for people who don't like E/OC pairings
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/21/2008
What Have I Done? reviews
edward never came back to bella when he left in New Moon- thirty three years later and all he can think 'Is what have I done' R&R please! CHAPTER FOUR IS UP!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008
Feeling a Little Cold? reviews
bella is hanging out with the cullens at the lake and edward says something a little suprising... R&R PLEASE! i beg of you!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
silly little vampire reviews
is this the end of edward and bella? this is my first ever fanfic so be kind!One-Shot! please read and review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete