Author has written 7 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, and Alice, 2009.
Hey all you people out there in fanfiction land! Here's my profile! Hopefully by reading it you all will get a better sense of what goes on inside my crazy head!
Hair: Dark red
Eyes: Bright Blue
School: Fresh outta college!
Favorite School Subject:
Favorite Video Games:
Favorite TV Shows:
Favorite Actors Gene Kelly, Tom Felton, Tom Hiddleson, Chris Hemsworth, Sebastian Stan, Chris Evans, James and Oliver Phelps, Johnny Depp, Dev Patel, Jimmy Stewart, Hugh Jackman, Darren Criss, Chris Colfer, Cary Grant, Benedict Cumberbatch, Martin Freeman, Neil Patrick Harris, Colin Morgan, Bradley James, Aaron Tveit, and Nathan Fillian
Favorite Actresses: Kathrine Hepburn, Jennifer Lawrence, Audrey Hepburn, Idina Menzel, Angela Landsbury, Julie Andrews, Debbie Reynolds, Lea Michelle, Katie McGrath, and Angel Coulby.
"But the Men signed with the Cross of Christ go gaily in the Dark." (The Ballad of the White Horse)
"How do you say 'Give me steak and eggs or I'll slit your throat.' in Italian?"
"Do I look like a dangerous character?"
"Snow White, Rose Red, will you beat your lover dead?" Bear (Shadow of the Bear)
"I use needles to sew."
“Is Attolia marrying you and moving into my library?!" Eddis/Helen (The Queen of Attolia)
"It's the Queen's library. I just live here." Gen (The Thief)
"Eddis sighed, 'Will you sit down and stop shouting?' she asked.
“I could hang YOU."
"You killed the ambassador!"
"Do I dazzle you?"
"Did you trip again, Bella?"
"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!"
"Is this real? Or has it been happening inside my head?"
"The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault." Blood Rights (Dresden Files)
"We are not going to die."
“The movie of my life must be really low budget.” Dead Beat (Dresden Files)
"Stark Trek? Really?"
"You gotta give me some answers. "
"Meet the greatest actor in the whole world! I'd rather kiss a tarantula!" Don (Singin’ in the Rain)
“Come rain, come shine, come snow, come sleet! The show must go on!” Cosmo (Singin’ in the Rain)
"Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?" Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)
"Keep a weather-eye on the Horizon..." Will (Pirates 2 and 3)
"If he tells us to hurry one more time, I'm going to turn him into a big, fluffy, hat!" Peter (The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe)
"Excuse me? There is no pretense here. I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and very shallow!" Fiyero (Wicked)
"Dude! Who cares! For 40 bucks? I'd caddy for Godzilla!" Chad (High School Musical 2)
“...but you gotta take orders!"
"Get that out of my face!"
"Permission to enter the armoury?"
"What's the point of all those push up's if you can't even lift a bloody log?!" Alfred (Batman Begins)
"Don't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling." Eames (Inception)
"I want to do something for her. But what?"
"...I have a cow in my backyard!"
"You'll pay for this! You and your bloody chicken!" Draco (Prisoner of Azkaban)
"I'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another idea to get us all killed. Or worse, expelled!" Hermione (Philosopher's Stone)
"The tail I could live with. But the fleas? They're murder!" Sirius Black (Prisoner of Azkaban)
"Nice going, Max!"
"You're going to turn me into one of those fat, contented, house cats aren't you?" Binx (Hocus Pocus)
"I'm 18 years old, and a woman, however single!" Mary Warren (The Crucible)
"Mister Hale, if you don't mind, I always wanted to ask a learned man, what say you to the readin' of books?" Giles Corey (The Crucible)
"Elizabeth, you're justice could freeze beer..." John Proctor (The Crucible)
"Is that a student?"
"Follow the spiders? Why couldn't it have been follow the butterflies?" Ron (Chamber of Secrets)
"My father and I have a bet you see. I don't think you'll last 10 minutes in the tournament. He disagrees. He thinks you won't last 5!" Draco (Goblet of Fire)
"No one could feel all that at once, they'd explode!"
"You know George, I always thought our futures lied outside the word of academic achievement."
"I'm in love with her!"
“Good luck today, Ron! I know you’ll be brilliant!” Lavender (Half Blood Prince)
"In the whole-wide world of ear-related humour, and you go with 'I'm holey'? That's pathetic!" Fred (Deathly Hallows: Part 1)
"After all this time?"
"That's my girlfriend, you numpties!" Ron (Deathly Hallows: Part 2)
"Have you seen Luna? I'm made about her! About time I told her since I reckon we'll all be dead by dawn!" Neville (Deathly Hallows: Part 2)
"Why don't you confer with Mister Finnigan? As I recall, he has a particular proclivity for pyrotechnics." McGonagall (Deathly Hallows: Part 2)
[referring to Ginny]"Six months she hasn't seen me, and she thinks I'm Frankie First-Year!" Ron (Deathly Hallows: Part 2)
“My first girlfriend turned into the moon.”
“Did Jet just…die?”
“It happens to be an firebending custom that's thousands of years old!”
"SHORTY?! COULD A SHORTY DO THIS?! WHAT ELSE YOU WANNA CALL ME?! A HALF-PINT, BEAN SPROUT, MIDGET?! I'M STILL GROWING YOU BACK-WATERED DESERT IDIOTS!" My favorite Ed rant from Fullmetal Alchemist
"GIMME YOUR HEAD!"
"If you think of it like alchemy, creating a life is expensive! You have to give something up!"
"So what's your plan, brother?"
"Brother! Stop yelling! You'll wake her up! And while you're at it, could you put on some pants?!" Al (Fullmetal Alchemist:Brotherhood)
"You still breathing over there?"
"It's...it's just too greedy!"
"Equivalent exchange! I’ll give half of my life to you if you give half of your life to me!" Ed (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood)
"Let's run! Don't fight them, Howl!"
"May all your bacon BURN!" Calcifer (Howl's Moving Castle)
"MY HAAAAAIIIIIIRRRRR!!!!!" Howl (Howl's Moving Castle)
"You're going to wear that hat even after all that work I did in making your dress pretty?" Howl (Howl's Moving Castle)
"Harvey Wallbanger?! How is Harvey Wallbanger one word?!" The Doctor (Doctor Who)
"That's a bit Harry Potter."
"I just snogged Madame de Pompadour!" The Doctor (Doctor Who)
"I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool." The Doctor (Doctor Who)
"'...Because your face is the first one this face saw..." The Doctor (Doctor Who)
"How do you start a triceratops?!" The Doctor (Doctor Who)
"And what about you, Amy? Are you also a queen?"
"Define 'dollop head.'"
"Captain Hammer threw a car at my head..." Doctor Horrible (Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog)
"...Bruce Wayne...aka The Dark Knight. He's brooding, he's handsome...and he has the BEST toys!" Rick (Castle)
"Okay, first? There are no cows in space. Second, didn't you wear that costume like...5 years ago? You've got to move on dad." Alexis (Castle)
"Beautiful? Ha! More like super, mega foxy awesome hott!" Harry (A Very Potter Musical)
"Accio double-stuffed!" Ron (A Very Potter Musical)
"I want Hermione Granger!...and a rocket ship..." Draco (A Very Potter Musical)
"Favourite Amy Mann song on 3...one two three!"
"OH MY GOD! NIGHT TROLL!"
"Draco! You danced!" Lucius (A Very Potter Sequel)
"Daddyyyyyyy! You came to love meeeeeeee!!!!" Draco (A Very Potter Sequel)
"I'M IN RAGE!!!! THIS IS THE MADDEST I'VE EVER BEEN!" Harry (A Very Potter Sequel)
"Have I gone mad?"
"Do I need a reason to help a pretty girl in a very wet dress?" Hatter (Syfy's Alice)
"He's as mad as a box of frogs!" Hatter (Syfy's Alice)
"Ugh, I hate that!"
-in a Scottish accent- "Excuse me, Barmaid! I think you brought me wrong off-spring! I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms; extra guts and glory on the side! This here! This talking fish bone!" Hiccup (How to Train Your Dragon)
"Okay, I wouldn't! 300 years, and I'm the first Viking who wouldn't kill a dragon!" Hiccup (HTTYD)
"What are you gonna do about it?"
"Oh I am hurt! I am very much hurt!" Tuffnut (HTTYD)
"Buzz! The monkeys aren't working! We formulating another plan! Stay calm!" Rex (Toy Story)
"In a few hours you'll be sitting around the campfire with Andy, cooking delicious hot smoes."
"Aw heck, you don't know me from GI Joe, but somehow, I know we were...made for each other." Ken (Toy Story 3)
"Dude that rocks! It's like a gay Braveheart!" Finn (Glee)
"There is a moment when you say to yourself, 'Oh! There you are! I've been looking for you forever.'" Blaine (Glee)
"I'm never saying goodbye to you..." Kurt (Glee)
"Dude, you're like an encyclopedia of weirdness..." Dean (Supernatural)
"I could get used to a view like this...yeup. I'm used to it. Guys? I want a castle." Flynn Rider (Tangled)
"Frying pans! Who knew, right?!" Flynn Rider (Tangled)
"You know for a homeless guy, he's pretty ripped." Darcy (Thor)
"This mortal body weakens. I require sustainence!" Thor (Thor)
"What I don't get is how you manage to eat an entire box of pop-tarts and STILL be this hungry." Darcy (Thor)
"You ready to follow Captain America into the jaws of death?"
"We can't giggle! It's a crime scene!" John (Sherlock)
"Look! I'm in shock, I'm wearing a blanket!" Sherlock (Sherlock)
"Because I had a row, in a shop, with a chip-and-pin machine!"
"Mrs. Hudson? Leave Baker Street? London would fall!" Sherlock(Sherlock)
"You were right. I don't have friends. I just have one." Sherlock(Sherlock)
"There's only one God ma'am. I don't think he dresses like that." Steve/Cap (The Avengers)
"Phil? No, his first name is agent!" Tony (The Avengers)
"Well lemme know if 'real power' wants a magazine or something." Fury (The Avengers)
"It's like Budapest all over again!"
"His my brother."
"I'd like to know how he managed to turn two of the smartest people I know into his personal flying monkeys!"
"Pabu loves me!" Bolin (The Legend of Korra)
"You're the avatar, and I'm an idiot..."
"Is that the fire-bender boy who drives you crazy?"
"Did you realize I'm paralyzed from the neck down in eight feet of water?!?!?!" Derek (Teen Wolf)
"You're not no one. You're someone. You're my best friend, okay? And I need you. Scott you're my brother."Stiles (Teen Wolf)
"All right so I had four--"
from my wonderful peers/family/and friends:
“Curse the day you come home with a boy friend!” My wonderful mother
“Gosh Will is one hot dude!” Claire after seeing POTC2
"Well, it looks like Robin Hood just got his own personal seamstress." Torrie's mom to me.
“Books have more treasure then all the loot on Treasure Island or at the bottom of the Spanish Main. And most importantly, you can cherish these riches forever.” Walt Disney
"I have a crush on Will's boots!" Regina during a crazy phone call we had.
"An actor/ess is never late. Nor is she/he early. She/He comes precisely when she/he means to." My acting buddies and me.
“Hmm...'Pirates 3'? It's a musical!” Lizzy
“Swing dancing is a lot like marriage. It only works with the opposite sex.” Regina
"Then Jesus became fleshy." Jeremy at CYT
“So I haven't written in a while! Big deal! Neither has Shakespeare!” A postcard Lizzy has hanging on her door.
“Caspian, Caspian! Wherefore art thou a Narnian? Forsake thy country and refuse thy crown, and in return take all of me!” Lizzy during a rather silly fan-girl like IM conversation!
"I dunno Meg. Maybe the reason your brother was acting so drunk was because the waitress spiked his soda!" Jake after I told him about my brother's unfortunate encounter with a can of Dr. Pepper!
"MILK DUDS!" Nick as he saw Lucy's basket of goodies.
“V-I-cely! The L-IGH-t!” Jonathan trying to re-create Anita's line
“The moral of this story is: When Tim Burton asks you to do a movie, you do it!” Johnny Depp in an interview for 'Sleepy Hollow'
“Swashbuckler. I love that word so much. I'm very happy to have it ascribed to me!” Ben Barnes
“If that is Dr. Cornelius, I am gonna be one angry Prince!” Ben Barnes about an interesting kissing prank pulled on him during Prince Caspian filming.
“Don't blame me for my craziness. Blame the Mountain Dew.” Me
"Wow. My flair board is so random!"
"Oh yeah those dogs! What do they look like again?"
“Never underestimate the power of teenage girls. Particularly in small or large groups.” Andy
“YEAH DOUGHNUTS!” Andy
“Somebody make a presentablefication kit!” Andy
“He's kinda puzzled and amused. Like...he's amuzzled.” Andy referring to a character in our story.
“Ball 4 Ladies and Gentlemen. She walks to first base!” Nick after I told him I was coming to acting class...
“Andy, if you have to get counseling, you can't sue me.” Lizzy
“We're armed dorks who hunt typos!” Jenna
“Hmm...My Jedi powers aren't working..."
“Break a leg! Wait...that's for plays. What is it for filming? Break a camera?!” Reggie
“Okay, seriously! Who keeps on trying to rob a bank?!” Jed...after he kept on hearing this weird noise that sounded like an alarm.
"I seriously could be a vampire!"
"Don't pirate the movie, cheapos! Go and buy a ticket like everyone else!" Daniel Radcliffe
"I have to say though...Draco doesn't get a love interest in this film..."
"Ugh, it sounds so wrong every time we say it! 'Yeah, Daniel and I had a wand fight in the bathroom' God, it sounds wrong!" Tom Felton about the 'Sectemsempra' scene in 'Half Blood Prince'
Interviewer: I’ve seen people write stories pairing Draco with Hermione.
"OH MY GOSH! I HAVE A POOF!" Dan Hazel, one of the craziest theatre guys I am glad to know. (He was referring to his hair...)
"It is a mark of character for an actor who did not get a part in a play to still graciously appreciate those actors who did and rejoice for them in their success." Doc Rainbow, my wonderful Acting Prof. and adviser.
"The day you don't wear purple Meg, is the day I will die!" Tim (One of my favourite tall people.)
"You are a pickle!"
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!" Adam (Mythbusters)
"Jamie want big boom!" Adam (Mythbusters)
"Fairy Tales don't tell children that dragons exist, children already know that dragons exist, fairy tales tells children that dragons can be killed." G.K. Chesterton
“The fairy tales said that the prince and princess lived happily ever afterwards: and so they did. They lived happily although it is very likely that from time to time they threw the furniture at each other. Most marriages, I think, are happy marriages; but there is no such thing as a contented marriage. The whole pleasure of marriage is that it is a perpetual crisis.” G.K. Chesterton
"A room without books is a body without a soul." G.K. Chesterton.
"Marriage is mutual crucifixion."
"You are so awesome it should be illegal." Delaney.
"ANDY. SHE'S USING US. FOR HER OWN ENTERTAINMENT." Jenna
"Chris! You friggin' meatball!" Chris Evans.
"I love Broadway notes!" Coach (Our musical director)
“Cats and I have an understanding, but we choose not to interact often.” Aaron Tveit
"I love my man."
Okay...that about does it. Few more things. Although I'm not a fan of slash, I can tolerate it in small, fluffy amounts. Mostly Derek/Stiles (Sterek) from 'Teen Wolf,' Kurt/Blaine(Klaine) from 'Glee' with a few Merlin/Arthur(Merthur) from 'Merlin' tossed in there and on occasion I like Harry/Draco(Drarry) from 'Harry Potter' and John/Sherlock (Johnlock) from 'Sherlock'...and I'm big on canon, but pairings like Draco/Hermione(Dramione) from 'Harry Potter' and even like, Rose/11 from 'Doctor Who' is fun to read. So I like exploring. :) I'm also big on cliff-hangers. I love writing them, HATE reading them! *laughs*
Okay..that covers everything! Enjoy reading! And review! I love reviews!