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"I explained how, y'know, this is a really hot woman and I just didn't want to fall on my face when I meet her. And since Selina is, y'know, a really, really hot woman, I wanted her to help me not do it."
"And she said?"
"She said 'okay' and then she, like, waved this invisible magic wand at me and said 'Poof'." ~ Demon's in the Details
“Just because I look at you when you speak, you shouldn’t assume that means I’m listening to or care about what you say. That’s just something I do to be polite.” ~ Highland Games
“Clark, I’m looking at three Riddler communiqués right now, all from this past week, none of which you apparently noticed or recognized for what they were, despite the fact that two address you directly as Superman, and one is a full page ad in the newspaper you work for simply reading ‘Riddle Me-Tropolis.’ I think you better leave interpreting the clues to me.” ~ Riddle Me-Tropolis.
“F. Miller,” Batman growled, emerging from the darkness, “We need to talk. We need to talk about why you tear down heroes. We need to talk about what a normal human being can achieve with drive and determination. We need to talk about bravery, intelligence, and strength both physical and of character. We’re going to get to the bottom of why you tell people heroes don’t exist.
“There are individuals out there with initiative, ability and vision, who develop their gifts for the sake of being the best people they can be. There are people who give of themselves, who risk their lives and their happiness, to make the world better. You tell people that’s a lie. You tell them an ignorant whore is more realistic than a bright, witty, sexy, and cultured woman. You tell them an obsessed emotional cripple is more realistic than nobility of mind and spirit, and a life marked by action and purpose.
“Does that make it easier to live with being a petty, selfish parasite?
“So what if you’ve never done anything worthwhile with your setbacks: it’s okay, it’s just that you’re not so damaged and stunted as some. You’d have to be real messed up to care so much. You’d have to be one pathetic and limited individual to step up to the line and give of yourself to make the world better.
“I see what you are, Miller, you and those who emulate you, and those who insist your sick vision is the way things are. It’s sick, and it’s sad. But if it stopped there, it would be no concern of mine.
“But when innocents start believing your twisted version of things, when they think THAT is realistic, when they think the notion that men and women can achieve great things is a childish fairytale… then it is very much my concern. Because thereare heroes in this world. One person can stand up and make a difference. And if one person stops believing that because of what you’ve written, I will rededicate the rest of my life to destroying the rest of yours.
“Be out of my city by sundown tomorrow.” ~ Pussywhipped
Two words: Flight 93.
We must thank Arthur. A singing, psychic toaster. ~ Dealing with Danger
Harry shook his head. "I'm not talking about doing things that make people think we're messed up," he said. "We're not about to savage the first years and writing our homework in their blood."
Draco snapped his fingers. "Nuts, there go my plans for tonight." Luna looked sidelong at him. "Kidding," he hastily added. "Kidding." ~ Dealing with Danger
Later that night, as the Pride argued companionably over the exact wording of their first note to Umbridge, Harry's pocket buzzed. He pulled out his Zippophone and flicked it open. "Hogwarts Hideout, Expellee Number One speaking." ~ Facing Danger
"Oh yes, Annie, flashlights are the gateway drug." ~ I Know
Most of these signs were designed to help people — to get where they're going, to find a pet, to avoid grievous bodily harm — and yet some writing-utensil-wielding wiseasses felt compelled to come along and totally deface them. We're so glad they did. Does that mean we value a wry sense of humor or even just a lazy reference to an outdated song over the safety of our fellow human beings? We're insulted you would even ask. Of course we do. ~
A professor stood before his class of senior biology students,
Naturally, there was much rejoicing in the class as students got
As the last taker left the room, the professor looked out over
The professor closed the door and took attendance of those
Here I remain, only a shard of Amberglass,
Fallen from an Amberdream,
Born from Lady Jae,
This Queen of Forums knows not what to say,
She lets this Shadow Spirit Song go free,
Allowing an Annoyed Fox to see,
This Secret Memory,
Here the soul of Jersey stands,
Looking across the Shadowlands.
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