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Joined 11-21-07, id: 1426501, Profile Updated: 09-24-14
Author has written 17 stories for Naruto, Power of Five series, Alpha Force, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Alex Rider, Harry Potter, and Bleach.

SEPTEMBER 2014 UPDATE: THE YEAR OF THE RE-WRITE

Reader: Hey, Valentine, what's going down in the world of Fanfiction these days?

Valentine: Re-writing...lots and lots of re-writing.

Reader: Why?

Valentine: Because I realised what my stories were really missing.

Reader: What's that?

Valentine: Sex.

Reader: Oooooh.

PREPARE FOR THE YEAR OF THE GRAND, OLD, RE-WRITE AS THE FOLLOWING STORIES ARE ALL BEING RE-WRITTEN TO SUIT VALENTINE'S (AND YOUR) MORE ADULT PALETTE.

THE ROMANCE TRILOGY

Has been deleted, to be replaced by a better story of Hitsugaya and Mei.

ROMANCING THE KAZEKAGE

The old RTK has been deleted :( TO MAKE SPACE FOR THE ULTIMATE GAARAXAI LOVE STORY.

Prepare yourselves. Your minds will be blown. You have been warned.

Also thinking about deleting Desert Flowerso if any of you want an electronic copy, please just ask...no more uploading Valentine's work without her permission, ok? :'(

I'M NOT MISSING YOU

As many trusted readers know, this deliciously tangled story sees the protagonist get involved with two different men. Who happen to be brothers. One which she happens to hate. And the other happens to be her ex-teacher. So of course it needs to include the lemons!

ALL OTHER WORKS

I plan to finish the above stories first as they are most in demand and will move on to my remaining few in due time.

Thank you so much for your wonderful reviews, they are so encouraging and worth writing for!

Also, for those who have been asking- yes I have started watching Naruto again so my fics will make more sense. Geez, Naruto fans get so freakin' uppity about getting ALL the facts right ALL THE TIME.

And yes. It makes me want you. ;)

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Signed: From Your Not So Loyal Author by The Kazekage of Suna reviews
I, the Kazekage, am being forced to record my daily "struggles" and "thoughts" into an inanimate object called a "diary". I prefer the term journal, thank you very much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 154 - Words: 20,685 - Reviews: 2937 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Gaara
Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Power of FiveFunnies! by MadCatta reviews
This is a collection of 'funnies' about the unlikely event that these books either mate, or fall into nuclear waste and instead of disintegrating, mould together to mix them up... It's a humorous thingy, so characters will be somewhat OOC... Enjoy!
Crossover - Alex Rider & Power of Five series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,555 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Scott T.
All Or Nothing by emmadactryl reviews
Don’t judge a book by its cover. The cover may be uninteresting, plain and safe, but the contents of the book might be life changing. World changing. Threatening. Deadly. Ten months after their last MI5 mission, Alpha Force are back. And in trouble...
Alpha Force - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 80,081 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Betta Force by be-nice-to-nerds reviews
Alpha Force are sailing the waters south of New-Zealand when history repeats itself and they are stranded on a desert island. But Hex is not the only genius in the family, and unbeknownst to the team, their younger siblings are trapped there too.
Alpha Force - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,779 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Alpha's Ark by be-nice-to-nerds reviews
It's been raining for what seems like thirty days and thirty nights, and Li thinks that there's another great flood coming. Meanwhile, the boys can't stop quoting The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy. Buisness as usual, then.
Alpha Force - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Complete
Maths is the Answer by spinkle22 reviews
Oneshot. A quick peek into the works of Hex's mind.
Alpha Force - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Complete
The Great Codename Caper by be-nice-to-nerds reviews
Another rainy day, another fight over what to do, and another of Li's 'brilliant' ideas. In other words, an ordinary day for the gang.
Alpha Force - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
War Games by spinkle22 reviews
Oneshot. Alex is faced with failure...
Alpha Force - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
It's a Small World After All by be-nice-to-nerds reviews
A conversation on a rainy day leads to some interesting discoveries. It really is a very small world. Implied Hex/Amber, Alex/OC
Alpha Force - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Breaking the Fourth Wall by be-nice-to-nerds reviews
Alpha Force bond over a board game on a rainy day. Meanwhile, Li becomes convinced that they are really fictional characters and has an unlikely ally in proving so.
Alpha Force - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
Alpha Force: Revenge by be-nice-to-nerds reviews
An evil drug lord wants to get revenge on Alpha Force so he hires the Assasin from Black Gold to help him. Various Adventures ensue as Alpha force are chased across diferent terrains, trying to outsmart an evill genius.Rated T to be safe.
Alpha Force - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,813 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
A Moment by lepidopteran reviews
Response to Elledreamer's challege: Random Words. Li has issues playing Hangman and Amber and Hex share a moment... or was that two? Very very random one-shot.
Alpha Force - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
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Romancing the Kazekage reviews
The new Kazekage meets a girl who understands entirely what it feels like to not be able to love, or be loved, for she is a woman who trades in false affection. She was the first courtesan to the Kazekage; she was Gaara's first love. Contains Lemons. GaaraxOC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,512 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Gaara
Romance Ain't Dead reviews
To save her, the Captain chose duty over desire. To forget him, the Princess resigned herself to the life of a royal. It is shame fate had other plans for them. HitsugayaxOC. Lemons.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 7/14/2014 - T. Hitsugaya
Desert Flower reviews
Sequel to "Romancing the Kazekage." A love story between Gaara and a courtesan. Check my profile for the first story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,581 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Gaara
Love is Blind reviews
Gaara leaves Suna to escape their prejudice and goes in search of new opponents but instead finds a girl who can see past his infamy. The only problem is he’s met her before, he’s the reason she is alone. Dare he tell her the truth and lose her forever?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Gaara
Kill Me Kiss Me reviews
So, how did you two meet? "Darling, why don't you tell the story, you tell it so much better-" "Well, we both used to work for different banks. And then I tried to kill him." AlexXOC. Further summary inside.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,802 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Love&Bad Witches
SiriusxOC. Lemons . Sirius' love story entangles his family, his future and unfortunately his best friend. Both he and his lover try to maintain the illusion that they still hate each other while all the secrets come tumbling out. With lies tearing them apart, how will they cope when the war comes and they're undecided in which side to take?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,658 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Sirius B.
Post Office Blues reviews
Pure humor/romance. The gang get together in the holidays and some secrets are uncovered, new friendships form and everyone learns a bit more about each other.
Alpha Force - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,467 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009
Kill Me If You Can reviews
An alternate and very strange way as to how Alpha Force get together, everyone's a bit OoC at the beginning but they change etc! Rated T for general language/violence...you guys know the drill. Very much HexXAmber PauloXLi AlexXOC...or is it?
Alpha Force - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,250 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008
The Other Girl reviews
A girl appears to Matt in a dream, she's not one of the five but Matt claims she's just as important. Who is she? I vow to complete this fic...at some point in my life.
Power of Five series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,157 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008
You Are reviews
Ptolemy's forgotten love story. PtolemyxOC. Please review!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,794 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Ptolemy
The Rogue Stole my Necklace So I Stole his Heart reviews
Gaara’s days as a reckless rogue are over after he meets a girl that he can’t get off his mind. And when he finds out who she really is he can't help but make her life hell, by teasing her and loving her. GaaraxOC.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,796 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Gaara
Celebrating the Release of Necropolis reviews
Another...interactive....funny for you all to enjoy- please participate! I know its been like a year since the book was released but still XP
Power of Five series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008
The Devil's Backbone reviews
A response to Spinkle22's "Reunion" challenge, as well as being a new mission. Rated T for language, IMPLIED lemons etc. BTW- I forgot to say that Lily is from my other fic "White Gold," sorry!
Alpha Force - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,015 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
Seven Days reviews
Falling in love with Gaara in seven days, GaaraxOC. Gaara's OOC in this.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,289 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Power of Five The Gatekeepers funnies reviews
something i wrote for my friend Ember, note the rating is k for safety. enjoy!
Power of Five series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
White Gold reviews
Alpha force are helping out in Peru for a while and everything is going swimmingly. But then Alex falls for a girl who's involved in some bad business and everyone's trip is turned into something bigger than they imgined it would be.
Alpha Force - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,592 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Complete
The betraying promise reviews
a short story about OcxSasuke, Misaki, additional member of team 7 with promises and betrayal and childhood love.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
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