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Joined 11-21-07, id: 1426501, Profile Updated: 05-14-16
Author has written 22 stories for Naruto, Power of Five series, Alpha Force, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Bleach, Dragon Ball Z, and Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.

May 2016

RTK will be updated once I get some freaking reviews. I take into account what readers think about chapters and amend my writing or even the plot accordingly. I like doing that, it helps me grow as a writer. And after 7 freaking years of AixGaara existing in my head, I wanna do them justice. So help a girl out and review would ya?

Actually the same goes for KMKM. I came back with such zeal for that story only to be met with...silence.

Romance Ain't Dead may be deleted because a lack of interest is feeding into my own dwindling interest.

This is such a whiney profile right now hahahaha.

Review more, be my friend. I'll write just for you ;)

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Hyuga's Downfall by RandRigriae reviews
What would happen if the Hyuuga clan had fallen instead of the Uchiha clan? Hinata finds solace in the arms of a certain blond ninja. Naruto discovering he also has bloodline with the help of the Kyuubi. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 122,285 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 9/26 - Published: 4/26 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Child of the Moon by Dancing to your Heartbeat reviews
Tukiko Miyuki is a member of an elite clan within the Leaf Village. However, she is often mistreated by her clan members despite the fact that Miyuki is the heiress of her clan. Miyuki wishes nothing more than to prove that she isn't worthless to her family. Will she be able to accomplish her goal with the help of her new found friends, and teammates, or will she accept defeat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,817 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Kakashi H., Gaara, OC
Essence of Chaos (rewritten) by Kyoto141092 reviews
Naruto never wanted to be hated, never wanted the responsibility that all Jinchuriki have. But what happens when something occurs to make it slightly more bearable... and when he discovers a latent power that will give him even more responsibility? / Naruto-small harem (redheads mostly) Friendly fem/kurama fem/Garra OP Naruto later on / Lemons later as well!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,200 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 7/16 - Naruto U., Gaara, Kyuubi/Kurama, Karin U.
Desert Lioness by Kavernista reviews
When he met her, she was only a crying child; he had just become Kazekage. She never had any idea of the schemes build up around her life, nor the repercussions that her existence was bound to create. [UNDER REVISING. The first chapter contains brand new information. The other chapters have additional material that will make sense as the story goes by.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,993 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 11/8/2015 - Neji H., Gaara, Madara U., OC
Broken by SoulErrorArwitch reviews
When you love a fandom, the most logical thing to do is to write a Shakespearen sonnet for it.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17 - Bartimaeus, Kitty J., Nathaniel - Complete
Cool Down My Heat by pampoo reviews
It's mating season for demons and Gaara is at his wits end. Little does he know that somewhere there in Konoha there is a little blonde fox that awaits him. Guilt and regret eat at Gaara for his past doings and he certainly did not expect THAT when he took off to Konoha. To talk bussiness with the Hokage, of course, what else? GaaraxFemNaruto, sexual content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,217 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 8/5/2013 - [Gaara, Naruko U.] Shikamaru N., Temari
Signed: From Your Not So Loyal Author by The Kazekage of Suna reviews
I, the Kazekage, am being forced to record my daily "struggles" and "thoughts" into an inanimate object called a "diary". I prefer the term journal, thank you very much. *completed*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 166 - Words: 23,477 - Reviews: 3198 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Gaara - Complete
Snake Slaughter by EOsman reviews
Target: Snakeheads. Alpha Force are a crack team dedicated to fighting injustice across the globe. While in China, they learn of a human trafficking scam and strive to end it once and for all. This time, there's more than just their lives on the line... (SET AFTER UNTOUCHABLE, FINAL ALPHA FORCE NOVEL). Li&Paulo/Amber&Hex relationships included.
Alpha Force - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,519 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/14/2015 - Published: 10/27/2015
Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Power of FiveFunnies! by MadCatta reviews
This is a collection of 'funnies' about the unlikely event that these books either mate, or fall into nuclear waste and instead of disintegrating, mould together to mix them up... It's a humorous thingy, so characters will be somewhat OOC... Enjoy!
Crossover - Alex Rider & Power of Five series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,555 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Scott T.
All Or Nothing by emmadactryl reviews
Don’t judge a book by its cover. The cover may be uninteresting, plain and safe, but the contents of the book might be life changing. World changing. Threatening. Deadly. Ten months after their last MI5 mission, Alpha Force are back. And in trouble...
Alpha Force - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 80,081 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Betta Force by be-nice-to-nerds reviews
Alpha Force are sailing the waters south of New-Zealand when history repeats itself and they are stranded on a desert island. But Hex is not the only genius in the family, and unbeknownst to the team, their younger siblings are trapped there too.
Alpha Force - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,779 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Alpha's Ark by be-nice-to-nerds reviews
It's been raining for what seems like thirty days and thirty nights, and Li thinks that there's another great flood coming. Meanwhile, the boys can't stop quoting The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy. Buisness as usual, then.
Alpha Force - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Complete
Maths is the Answer by spinkle22 reviews
Oneshot. A quick peek into the works of Hex's mind.
Alpha Force - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Complete
The Great Codename Caper by be-nice-to-nerds reviews
Another rainy day, another fight over what to do, and another of Li's 'brilliant' ideas. In other words, an ordinary day for the gang.
Alpha Force - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
War Games by spinkle22 reviews
Oneshot. Alex is faced with failure...
Alpha Force - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
It's a Small World After All by be-nice-to-nerds reviews
A conversation on a rainy day leads to some interesting discoveries. It really is a very small world. Implied Hex/Amber, Alex/OC
Alpha Force - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Breaking the Fourth Wall by be-nice-to-nerds reviews
Alpha Force bond over a board game on a rainy day. Meanwhile, Li becomes convinced that they are really fictional characters and has an unlikely ally in proving so.
Alpha Force - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
Alpha Force: Revenge by be-nice-to-nerds reviews
An evil drug lord wants to get revenge on Alpha Force so he hires the Assasin from Black Gold to help him. Various Adventures ensue as Alpha force are chased across diferent terrains, trying to outsmart an evill genius.Rated T to be safe.
Alpha Force - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,813 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
A Moment by lepidopteran reviews
Response to Elledreamer's challege: Random Words. Li has issues playing Hangman and Amber and Hex share a moment... or was that two? Very very random one-shot.
Alpha Force - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
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Romancing the Kazekage reviews
The new Kazekage meets a girl who understands entirely what it feels like to not be able to love, or be loved, for she is a woman who trades in false affection. She was the first courtesan to the Kazekage; she was Gaara's first love. Contains Lemons. GaaraxOC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,518 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/28 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Gaara, OC
The Empire of Ooo reviews
Being King of the Vampires is tedious work and being the son of the wealthiest business man in Ooo is boring. So what else is a bored King to do but terrorise his father's rival? Leading his troupe into battle one night he catches the eye of a girl he's never seen before. Little does he realise that she is the one girl he should stay away from. Marshall LeexOC. AU. LEMONS
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,942 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26 - Published: 8/28 - Marshall Lee, OC
Romancing the Kazekage (Clean) reviews
The new Kazekage meets a girl who understands entirely what it feels like to not be able to love, or be loved, for she is a woman who trades in false affection. She was the first courtesan to the Kazekage; she was Gaara's first love. GaaraxOC. CLEAN VERSION
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,132 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/22 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Gaara, OC
Kill Me Kiss Me reviews
So, how did you two meet? "Darling, why don't you tell the story, you tell it so much better-" "Well, we both used to work for different banks. And then I tried to kill him." AlexXOC. Further summary inside.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,248 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Alex R./Cub, OC
Don't Wait Up reviews
Having failed to save his best friend, Goten, from the androids, Trunks is riddled with guilt and it is not helped by his feelings towards Goten's first love. Travelling to the past with her seems simple, until someone unexpected shows up to drive the two apart. TrunksxOCxGoten. Lemons.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25
SIN reviews
Alpha Force find themselves dragged back into familiar territory following the rumours over the rise of an old enemy. Set after my fic The Devil's Backbone.
Alpha Force - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30
Romance Ain't Dead reviews
To save her, the Captain chose duty over desire. To forget him, the Princess resigned herself to the life of a royal. It is shame fate had other plans for them. HitsugayaxOC. Lemons.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,042 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 7/14/2014 - T. Hitsugaya
The Devil's Backbone reviews
A response to Spinkle22's "Reunion" challenge, as well as being a new mission. Rated T for language, IMPLIED lemons etc. BTW- I forgot to say that Lily is from my other fic "White Gold," sorry!
Alpha Force - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,067 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
The First Time reviews
The first time 'I love you' was muttered between the AF pairings. Written purely for my own enjoyment and to get back into the AF swing of things. PauloxLi, HexxAmber and AlexxLily because let's face it, Lily is the only one for Alex haha. (Lily being from Valentine's AF universe; this is set after White Gold and before The Devil's Backbone, I just assume you all know who she is!).
Alpha Force - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12
Celebrating the Release of Necropolis reviews
Another...interactive...funny for you all to enjoy- please participate! I know its been like a year since the book was released but still XP
Power of Five series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 10/26/2008
Desert Flower reviews
Sequel to "Romancing the Kazekage." A love story between Gaara and a courtesan. Check my profile for the first story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,581 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Gaara
Love is Blind reviews
Gaara leaves Suna to escape their prejudice and goes in search of new opponents but instead finds a girl who can see past his infamy. The only problem is he’s met her before, he’s the reason she is alone. Dare he tell her the truth and lose her forever?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Gaara
Love&Bad Witches
SiriusxOC. Lemons . Sirius' love story entangles his family, his future and unfortunately his best friend. Both he and his lover try to maintain the illusion that they still hate each other while all the secrets come tumbling out. With lies tearing them apart, how will they cope when the war comes and they're undecided in which side to take?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,658 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Sirius B.
Post Office Blues reviews
Pure humor/romance. The gang get together in the holidays and some secrets are uncovered, new friendships form and everyone learns a bit more about each other.
Alpha Force - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,467 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009
Kill Me If You Can reviews
An alternate and very strange way as to how Alpha Force get together, everyone's a bit OoC at the beginning but they change etc! Rated T for general language/violence...you guys know the drill. Very much HexXAmber PauloXLi AlexXOC...or is it?
Alpha Force - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,250 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008
The Other Girl reviews
A girl appears to Matt in a dream, she's not one of the five but Matt claims she's just as important. Who is she? I vow to complete this fic...at some point in my life.
Power of Five series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,157 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008
You Are reviews
Ptolemy's forgotten love story. PtolemyxOC. Please review!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,794 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Ptolemy
The Rogue Stole my Necklace So I Stole his Heart reviews
Gaara’s days as a reckless rogue are over after he meets a girl that he can’t get off his mind. And when he finds out who she really is he can't help but make her life hell, by teasing her and loving her. GaaraxOC.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,796 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Gaara
Seven Days reviews
Falling in love with Gaara in seven days, GaaraxOC. Gaara's OOC in this.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,289 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Power of Five The Gatekeepers funnies reviews
something i wrote for my friend Ember, note the rating is k for safety. enjoy!
Power of Five series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
White Gold reviews
Alpha force are helping out in Peru for a while and everything is going swimmingly. But then Alex falls for a girl who's involved in some bad business and everyone's trip is turned into something bigger than they imgined it would be.
Alpha Force - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,592 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Complete
The betraying promise reviews
a short story about OcxSasuke, Misaki, additional member of team 7 with promises and betrayal and childhood love.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
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