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Joined 11-21-07, id: 1426509, Profile Updated: 07-10-08
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

OK I got totally caught up in this site when I started reading the Twilight stories and couldn't stop. I love all of the stories I have read and I hope that many of you continue them because I am anxious to see where you take them. I have finished writing my first fan fic and I want to know what all of you think so please feel free to read and review!

My favorite book series is the Twilight series- duh. I also like the Uglies series. Other books I like are by Anne Rice and Dean Koontz. But, So far I have not found a book that I love more than Twilight. I LOVE that book...and Edward! And that hardly describes it. Stephanie Myer is a genius!

Here are some pics that go with the story Christmas With The Cullen's

The house that Edward buys Bella- http://www.dougnewby.com/images/body/neighborhoods/munger_place_and_swiss_avenue/swiss/5439_swiss_1.jpg

(more coming soon)

Here is the link to Roomies: http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2478607/1/Roomies

Random:

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you a--hole!.

Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Well, paint me purple and call me Barney.

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

"The dinosaurs’ extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

A good friend will help you when you fall. But a best friend will keep on walking and says "Walk much dumb ass?"

A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a best friend will be in the room next to you yelling "THAT WAS AWESOME LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

Give the rabbit his freaking cereal.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you and your friends start an argument over which character in a book is the hottest, and you all claim your favorite character as “yours”. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Come to the dark side. We have Edward Cullen!

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I agree with the dictionary- girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile :

If you love rain copy and paste.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals and don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if you aim right.

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Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4392 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
Bella and Edward's Vacation by Marian92 reviews
This story is about Edward & Bella going on a vacation together. I love stories about just Bella & Edward alone together so I wrote this story. Hope you like!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,367 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
War by Camila101 reviews
Bella and Edward have a little love war after Bella teases him. Who wins? Edward and Bella fluff don't own anything
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 20,130 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 12/1/2007
TUTORING EDWARD CULLEN by CindeBella reviews
Edward is the captain of the basketball team and is always with a different girl, he's about to fail Literature when the teacher decides that Bella is gonna tutor him, there's just one problem: they hate each other. Is there love hidden somewhere?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,970 - Reviews: 1905 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 11/23/2007
Love Hurts by Moonlight.Asphyxia reviews
Bella leaves Edward, after seeing him kiss a vampire girl named Sheila. She goes to Volterra to keep the promise Edward made. What will happen when she is not killed and changed instead. ExB. R&R please! Finally finished! Thank you all for reading!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,994 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I thought Love was forever by bellaswan456 reviews
I started sobbing, breaking down in tears, Edward came towards me trying to comfort me. “I hate you!” I shrieked. “Get away from me!” Edward accuses Bella of loving Emmet. Bella breaks up with Edward and a relationship with Emmet begins.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 51,241 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
The Beginning of the End by Alicegirl reviews
Set after Eclipse and Bella and Edward are getting married. But when Bella gets changed and an old friend finds his way back into the story complications arise. Warning Spoiler Alert Rated T for safety and sexual themes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,471 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Bella, Edward
The Cullens plus Amusement Park equals DISASTER! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
The Cullens want to have some family fun together and settle on heading to an amusement park. The boys make bets on who thet think will hit the most rides, and the winner gets to force the others into embarrassing dares...but who will win? NEW CHAPTER UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,480 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Seventy Years of Hell by not dead yet reviews
Edward left and never came back Well, until now. Bella is changed, has been for the last seventy years. Little does she know that she is about to become face to face with the one person who made her life a living hell.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 13,849 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8346 - Favs: 7,473 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Broken Heart by shattered crystal heart reviews
Takes place when Edward leaves Bella. Bella gets changed by Victoria. She learns of her powers. Meets her sister Isabelle. 30 years later she is beginning to have her life back, then the Cullen's come back...my first fanfiction REVIEWS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 27,334 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
I am Esme Cullen by bubbles907 reviews
What happened to Esme in her human years to lead her to Carlisle? I've followed Mrs. Meyer's outline as closely as possible. Ch. 2 is a little intense skip that if you want. And please review! Seriously, reviews are what makes a writer keep writing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,898 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 5/17/2007
Seven Deadly Sins: Twilight Style by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Which of the Twilight characters are guilty of the seven deadly sins? Funny&Random Read and Review please.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008
The Big Move by petuniagirl16 reviews
Edward and Bella decide to take the plunge into shared living quarters, but how will things work out? Chapter 14 up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,710 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007
Poor little mind reader by tortgirl reviews
The Cullens torture Edward with songs in their heads funnier than it sounds please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,764 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Complete
I Don't Trust Myself With Loving You by kirstie23 reviews
Through the wonderful use of Myspace, Bella, living in Florida and Edward, living in Forks, become the best of friends. Once she moves to Forks things change and Bella knows her life will never be the same. Feelgood romantic story. ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,506 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Blue Skies by ForbiddenMemory reviews
Red eyes watched me from the woods. A growl erupted from my chest and I slid Bella behind me. Orange-red then flashed before me. Victoria. Over 25000 Hits!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 24,005 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Complete
Am I Happy? by incandescentlight reviews
Bella was beautiful, popular, and supposedly happy. She got changed into a vampire and arrives a 100 years later in Forks, Washington. She meets the popular, and egotistical Edward Cullen. But can love still bloom between these two?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 9/27/2007
Summer Vacation Cullen Style by Scarlett Redd reviews
A random fic I decided to write. Mostly cute little scenes, lots of funny moments. Fluff. R&R, PLEASE! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,503 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007
Pregnant? Version 2 0 by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
[Voldy Story] PARODY. PARODY. Used to be Pregnant?, now it's revamped [aha...no pun...] Bella's pregnant...But that's not possible...For vampires, that is...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007
The Monster Within by vjd reviews
AU: What if Edward could not control himself and went to Bella's that day after school? What if thier relationship started with Bella being a vampire not a human? Takes place after Chapter One in Twilight. Review plz! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,713 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Old Friends, New Enemies by vjd reviews
SEQUEL TO THE MONSTER WITHIN Bella encounters an old friend while walking in the forest. Who will she meet and what will the consequences be?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,892 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare by bleedingblackrosez reviews
what happens when Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare? chaos! my 1st fanfics ever, please PLEASE review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,118 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007
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Bella's Addiction reviews
Bella has an addiction, but to what? Read to find out how her addiction effect her and those around her! Warning for OOC-ness and randomness!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,954 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008
Christmas with the Cullens reviews
This is a random story about what Christmas would be like for Bella with the Cullens. Between Alice decorating and giving gifts the possibilities are endless. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,925 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete