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I write.

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Locum Tenens by snowballs reviews
Locum Tenens – place holder, substitute. Paige & Emily have been connected through only one girl. Jai has been Emily's girlfriend for almost 3 years & Paige's best friend for 7. When she died, the dynamic between the two drastically shifted. As Emily slowly comes to grips with her loss, she enters into a tentative relationship with Paige. But has Emily truly let go? Paily AU.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 526,443 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Emily F., Paige M.
Growing Pains by summerkid reviews
The trials and tribulations of growing up... into a sexual being. Santana and Brittany find their sexual prowess in each other as well as love in the process. warning: girl!peen
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 187,799 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L.
Don't Know Why (Just Do) by thefooliam reviews
Brittany doesn't really know a lot of things but she was so sure of that one.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,108 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 100 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
After School by chipperdyke reviews
Sweet lady kisses.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,559 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P.
The Scarlet Letter by theninemuses7 reviews
A has succeeded in ensnaring the girls in a web of lies and deceit that has inevitably broken down their friendship for good. What happens when Spencer and Emily find themselves in the same small town years after their final encounter? Will their idyllic lives and romances be destroyed because of their confusing emotions for each other?
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,762 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Spencer H., Emily F.
Clockwork by Gorshenin reviews
AU. They said she was just a pretty face, a model fed lines to sell a product. But if you squinted, there was more to Santana Lopez than they gave her credit for, and reporter Brittany Pierce was going to get to the bottom of it. Brittana/Faberry
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 209,122 - Reviews: 1971 - Favs: 2,567 - Follows: 2,547 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
You Said That You Could Let it Go by timorous-scribe reviews
Slightly AU - history veers off just before Finchel engagement. Drabble epilogue to The You I Used to Know, and its sequel The Me You Used to Know. Future fic, Quinn and Santana seeing each other for the first time since their breakup. Series inspired by the Goyte song.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Santana L., Quinn F.
Perfect Stranger: There's Something in Your Heart by Downlikeyourinternetconnection reviews
College!AU. Santana's Spring Break starts with a drunken hookup w/ a random blonde on a cruise ship. In the morning, all she remembers is blonde hair and amazing sex but on her quest to find this blonde, she gets far more than she bargained for. Brittana
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,390 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
The Only True Paradises by la rose carnation reviews
The tortuous evolution of Santana's feelings toward Brittany. See also "Pas de Deux," a companion piece from Brittany's point of view.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,671 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Distraction by deadliestdeceit reviews
"There's teeth and tongue and when her hands roughly squeeze your hips, you're sure you're about to take her right there and then on the sidewalk." Sort of PWP, if I leave it as a one-shot. Up to 'Sexy'.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Quinn F., Santana L.
Taking Back What Was and More by meremortal2k3 reviews
AU. Santana thinks it's about time that Quinn took back what she had lost.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Santana L., Quinn F. - Complete
Midnight Sonatas by WaterGhost reviews
A night with Emily and Naomi. Emily sneaks out for a midnight rendezvous. Takes place after series 3 end.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2009
Effy Stonem's Magic Powder by Numb Smile reviews
Effy/Emily/Naomi. One-shot smut.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Emily F. - Complete
10 Songs by Am What I Am reviews
10 songs drabble. Naomi and Emily of course Read and review please
Skins - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
Watching Me, Watching You by BlinkMaster reviews
AU I enter the office cautiously, you never know what to expect with these people, and the last thing I need is some shock therapy in the morning. Who am I kidding? The last thing I need is to be here, in the morning, or ever, for that matter.
South of Nowhere - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 172,772 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007