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Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 201,420 - Reviews: 4045 - Favs: 5,395 - Follows: 3,768 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Tasting Sin by Leia1912 reviews
What's the most delicious thing you've ever seen? Poor Sookie's about to find out. Eric/Sookie fluff in the vein of the early SVM books: a lot of romance, comedy, action. Think of this as an alternate ending from Book 8 on. (CANON THROUGH BOOK 8; INCORPORATES IDEAS FROM LATER BOOKS, BUT NOT DEA.) COMPLETE!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 90 - Words: 304,675 - Reviews: 3776 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 1,986 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Waking The Blood of the Dead: REVAMPED by SouthernLady23 reviews
Set after Book 8. Can Eric convince Sookie to renew their bond and stay in this realm with him, or does Sookie have a hidden agenda to make him fall in love?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,357 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
A Christmas Offer by Zavocado reviews
Evan has never enjoyed the winter holidays, but this year he has Kurt and Blaine to share the day with, and what he hopes is the start of his life with them. GYOW Extended Universe, future!Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,311 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Permanent Marker by wynnie the pooh reviews
When the Labels people call you are written on your skin, they're not so easy to forget. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Fanfare by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt Hummel is everything Blaine wants to be: out and proud, talented, and courageous. Blaine would love to tell him how he feels, but then, Kurt Hummel is a famous singer and actor and he will never know that Blaine even exists. Right?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,572 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
If I Die Young by BlowTheCandlesOut reviews
As Kurt finished up high school, he had plans to finally escape Ohio with Blaine, but when tragedy strikes, both Blaine and Kurt must try to contend with obstacles they never dreamed of encountering
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 269,634 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Such a Heavenly Way To Die by MinimizeYourself reviews
Blaine dies when he's seventeen, and yet, he's still on Earth, invisible and intangible to everyone except Kurt, who just might be the key to Blaine's "unfinished business."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,464 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Full Of Sound And Fury by rayychel infinity reviews
He lives in his world of silence; he lives in his world of sound. When Kurt meets Blaine and finds out he's different, he doesn't run: he does everything he can to keep him in his life as they grow up. Deaf!Blaine AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,022 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Bring Me to Life by My Universe reviews
What if things went a bit differently at Rhodes? What if Quinn wasn't all that he seemed to be? What if Sookie decided to take matters into her own hands with Eric? "I Write the Song" Contest 2nd place public vote and "Host's Pick."
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,446 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Eric, Sookie
Where the Sins Cry by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Kurt and Blaine never got together, and now seven years later they meet thanks to Santana and then smut ensues, with pole dancing and corsets.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Between a Rock and a Hard Rachel by Calendulam reviews
Rachel wants to experiment and Finn needs some brotherly advice. Kurt sends him to Blaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dust Bunnies and Christmas Presents by Thyra10 reviews
Sookie has to celebrate Christmas in freezing cold Scandinavia. Will Eric keep her warm? Will she let him? AH AU OOC. This story won the Naughty or Nice contest. Edit: Continuing the story. How will they manage with an ocean between them? Complete.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,131 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Angels on Bare Skin by Calendulam reviews
Kurt and Blaine clean up after the events in 3x05.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Songbird by Salazarfalcon reviews
Blaine's a songwriter who's stuck in a rut. Kurt's a cyborg with music software installed and an attitude. Blaine thinks that "All My Friends Are Dicks" can be the next top hit. Kurt just wants Blaine to understand that he's human, too. AU, Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,837 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Fathers by OnceinYourLife reviews
"I love my son, and my son loves Blaine. He matters to me." While the glee club is in New York, Burt receives an unexpected visitor.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 140,993 - Reviews: 1770 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Burt H., Blaine A. - Complete
So Many Humans, So Many Colours by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Angst AU, dark & a bit twisted. Blaine died when he was nineteen years old, so why has he come back to life to find himself watching over a blind Kurt Hummel, in Dalton Psychiatric Hospital?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Teach Me A Lesson by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Teacher!Kurt meets Badboy!Blaine, and lots of dirty sex happens. Basically. This is essentially 1 part plot and 2 parts porn. Don't say I didn't warn you..
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I Can Tell That We Are Gonna Be Friends by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Seven year old Blaine hadn't really wanted to go to his classmate's birthday party at that art place. What he did want -someday soon, hopefully - was to find a best friend. Introducing himself the boy at the next table seemed like it might be a good idea.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,109 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Everything's Made To Be Broken by clonedmemories reviews
Both Kurt and Blaine have known from a young age that we all die. Now, that prospect seems much too close to home.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Potassium, Lanthanum, Iodine, Neon by warblermillie reviews
Boiling day. Homework. Klaine. Need I say more? Oh, and a miniature science tongue twister that certainly gets our boys' tongues a-twisting.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Third Time's The Charm by TexasTurtleFan reviews
When Kurt feels like he missed out on something special, Blaine shows him that maybe, firsts aren't all they're cracked up to be. And there are most definitely better things down the road.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
We'll All Float On by klemonademouth reviews
"We can't help it, you two are entertaining. It's like watching reality TV, but far more intelligent and with more sexual repression." Wes was cradling a tub of popcorn. "Or a documentary on the mating rituals or lack thereof of gay teenagers." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 139,253 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Well I'm Sorry I Can't Afford a Ferrari by bdrake07 reviews
"We aren't exactly rolling in dough, if you know what I mean." "Well of course not," Wes says. "That would mean you were bakers." Kurt/Blaine. Rated T for Language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Show me your Teeth by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
Kurt has developed a fetish for biting. And Blaine has a really great set of teeth. Smutty One-shot that's now being continued: Brittany is convinced Blaine is a monster, and ND must investigate. Most Recent: Tina vs. Blaine the Vampire
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Furt Hudmel Almost Killed Klaine Anummel by TexasTurtleFan reviews
Kurt is the oblivious one. Blaine takes everything the wrong way. And Finn is the one who has to pay for it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,076 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Silence, Schemes, and Potentially Shattered Dreams by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Sometimes beautiful things break. The question is can two - perhaps stubborn - people find their way back to each other without a little help?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,799 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Little Things by happyinchintz72 reviews
Kurt leaves McKinley. He hasn't had any of the experiences he's always dreamed of. Cue Blaine, the Warblers and the hallowed halls of Dalton Academy. FLUFF. Focuses in on the little things in life, the special moments.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 171,121 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Just Listen by foreternityblue reviews
Blaine was the social enigma of McKinley, until an unkown incident in sophomore year that drove him into isolation. Kurt is the bullied gay kid who was always interested in Blaine. When they're paired for a project, things might be uncovered. Klaine AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,415 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
You Are The New Day by happyinchintz72 reviews
On-shot - My little filler for the scene AFTER Blaine leaves McKinley post-SOWK.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Smell of Safety by Phantom of a Rose reviews
'The broken dresser in their room still smells like her perfume...sometimes I'll sneak in there and open all the drawers and lie in on the floor and close my eyes and just smell her.' Kurt's new house doesn't smell like his mother anymore. Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
This Time Tomorrow by KaelynnLovesGerard reviews
'And, at the same time, Blaine and Burt tore their eyes from the body of the boy they'd both loved; one, as a son, and the other, as his everything. Those sightless eyes continued to stare upwards, at the heaven that they didn't believe in.'
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,274 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Tangled Up in Me by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt and Blaine play Twister. Fluffy. Klaine. Fanart this is based off of is on my profile!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A History I've Hidden by theembarrassingone reviews
Blaine is such an annoyingly perfect person. It appears he has no flaws. So what is it that he hide behind that never ending smile? Basically my story of what could be Blaine's past. Rated for language and mention of rape. Takes place after BTW.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,972 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Time to Play by happyinchintz72 reviews
Blaine has never been to a sleepover... Kurt decides to right that wrong. One - shot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,253 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Matching Converse and Ballroom Dancing by klemonademouth reviews
"They meet when they're five. They're on the bus to school, and a second grader picks up Blaine's Powerpuff Girls lunch box and throws it out the window. Blaine bursts into tears. Kurt, just a kindergartener, trips the bully as he walks past." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Without Words by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
Life is hard for Kurt after he returns to McKinley. He gives up on speaking, but nobody seems to notice. Will a date with Blaine let him speak his mind? Angsty. Karofrontation.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
After the Kiss by klemonademouth reviews
He picked up his pillow, pressed it to his face, and screamed at the top of his lungs. Then he felt ridiculous, because he was acting like a twelve-year-old girl with a silly crush on the most popular boy in school, who'd just said "hi" to her. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Through the Eyes of the Observer by klemonademouth reviews
During the day, a barista saw a lot of things- people arguing on cellphones, sappy couples, people getting their heartbroken, people getting proposed to. All stages of love, out on display for the world to see, if it so chose. Klaine. Coffeeshop fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Then there's you by fire-and-fall reviews
Burt doesn't survive his heart-attack and Kurt is sent to live with his grandmother. He shuts out his friends, gets rid of his designer clothes, gives up singing and changes schools. Blaine ends up being Kurt's roommate. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Not Until It Was You by LaniLaniDuck reviews
Blaine and Kurt cuddle. Blaine muses over a few things. Post Original Song tiny fic that is MADE of fluff.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Don't Stop by Summer Tea reviews
He's flustered, Kurt thinks. I did that. He decides that he likes flustered Blaine, but he likes the Blaine that kisses him even more. He also decides that instead of letting moments happen to him, he's going to make one for himself. Oneshot
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
It's All Fiction by happyinchintz72 reviews
Follow on from 2x15 and their 'non-conversation'. Kurt is frightened and doesn't ever see how that will change... ONE-SHOT. Angsty fluff.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Wake Up Strange by Threepwillow reviews
The summer right after Kurt turns seventeen is hot, and personal, and might kind of just maybe be the most important three months of his life. ONESHOT. Written for LJ's crackedaglet for the K/B KissKiss exchange. Title from BnL's "What a Good Boy."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,403 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Nighttime Playground by Summer Tea reviews
"Let's go to the park." Kurt pushed the door open with his hip and shot Blaine a look. "Are you kidding me with this? It's like 9 at night." "That's the best time to be at the playground. Everything is so still and quiet."
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kiss the Rain by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Blaine's car brakes down and he is forced to walk in the rain to Kurt's and arrives soaking wet. He has to change into some dry clothes, of course. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Caught in a Bad Bromance by klemonademouth reviews
In which Kurt hates Valentine's day, and Wes and David are horrified at his lack of bromantic knowledge. Also, the Warblers have an epic, masculine Valentine's Day Party . No spoilers for the V-day episode, cuz it's technically AU. KurtxBlaine. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
So I Went and Let You Blow My Mind by klemonademouth reviews
"I stand by my belief that someday, I will meet Neil Patrick Harris, he will fall madly in love with me, we will run off to Vegas, and do the equivalent of having 12 babies." May end up being a slight AU. Filling in the gaps of Blaine's life. BlainexKurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,870 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Suspenders by Phantom of a Rose reviews
There are two things that turn Kurt on, one of them being suspenders. How lucky that his boyfriend just so happens to wear them on day... Klaine First smut fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Dinner Guest by Summer Tea reviews
"I was wondering if I could bring someone along for dinner tonight. My friend, Blaine. He's in the Warblers." Burt sighed again. Kurt was bringing a boy over. For dinner. To meet him.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
Chivalry is Overrated by Summer Tea reviews
They were taking things slow. Painfully slow. Kurt accepted that he just had to wait for Blaine to make a move, even if the wait was torture.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Good Thing To Know by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt is feeling homesick and, strangely, misses being a Cheerio a McKinley. He soon finds that Dalton might be able to help in this area... Klaine
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Whole New World by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Dalton is putting on the musical of Aladdin. Of course, for an all boy school, the story is a little different...Princess Jasmine becomes Prince Jasper, for one. Klaine. Disney friendly ; And I think you know who is playing Aladdin and "Jasper".
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,285 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Month, A Week, And Three Days by LaniLaniDuck reviews
"Why does everyone take me seriously when I talk about that?" Kurt mused. "My Step-Brother, my Dad, my-" he stumbled over his words for a second. "-Blaine." He finished lamely, his cheeks turning quickly to a rosy, adorable pink.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Magic Words by Threepwillow reviews
Blaine doesn't like to break the rules, at all. Kurt doesn't want to break the rules, but he at least wants to have fun. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Harry Potter pickup lines!:::
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Scribbles, Spies, and Little White Lies by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Blaine and Kurt have been friends for months, and it's about time they were more than that - this is what Wes and David have decided, and, luckily for Blaine and Kurt, they have formulated the perfect plan to make sure it happens...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,409 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
More Than Coffee by DustyDreams reviews
Blaine thought Burt had been kidding when he warned his son was not a morning person. Blaine was so, so wrong.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
That Don't Impress Me Much by BathshebaRocks reviews
Eric and Sookie travel to Europe on a vampire PR mission - can he use music to persuade her that he really cares about her. This is an out-take from the canon, set between the Rhodes summit and the Nevada takeover. Now complete in two chapters.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,786 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
And the Cardinal Hits the Window by Teller1789 reviews
Re-uploaded. Blaine and Kurt dance around each other. And then they don't. And then it's too late to matter. Blaine/Kurt. Character death.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
What Can I Get by Threepwillow reviews
With their latest fundraising endeavor, Kurt is seriously thisclose to quitting Cheerios. And cryptic text messages from Blaine are SO not helping. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, side Brittany/Santana, warning for douchey jocks:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Baby It's Cold Outside by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Blaine comes over to Kurt's for a play in the snow. My version of how "Baby It's Cold Outside" is sung. Blaine/Kurt Klaine!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Blaine Likes Dictionaries by broadwaypants reviews
Blaine really likes dictionaries, because they give him lots of different ways of defining the word 'kiss.' Now if only he could make Kurt understand that...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Couch Talk by DumbHumanLikeYou reviews
Burt Hummel comes home from work to find his son asleep in the lap of a boy he never met. Klaine crushing from Blaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Blaine A., Burt H. - Complete
kerrigan & lowdermilk can write our soundtrack by broadwaypants reviews
Kurt and Blaine's relationship, as set to music by Kait Kerrigan and Brian Lowdermilk.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,245 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Studybuddies by scribeninja reviews
In college, Eric is a nerdy virgin and meets Sookie in the library. He's shy and adorkable, and likes Sookie, who is looking for some happiness herself. AH-OOC.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 107,423 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Candle in the Window by scribeninja reviews
Sequel to Graveyard of Good Intentions. NFL player Eric and Teacher Sookie are happily married and more in love than ever. They've settled into a great life and are talking about expanding their family when something unexpected and life-altering happens.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,893 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Graveyard of Good Intentions: Redux by scribeninja reviews
The expansion of the one-shot of the same title. Sookie and Eric have been best friends since they were 8. They love each other, but fate and teen hormones have other plans. AH-OOC Rated M for lemons much, much later. HEA! Complete.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,544 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Northman's Off Rivington by Zigster reviews
One night while Sookie is bar hopping with some friends on the Lower East of New York City she runs into, literally, a towering mystery of a man. AU - AH. Eric/Sookie
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 1632 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Gone by tradermare reviews
A retelling of events from the end of Halfway to the Grave, and One Foot in the Grave from Bones POV. Character: Bones
Night Huntress series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,717 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Complete
What's the H Stand For? by Nyah reviews
In Sookie's house, it'll cost you a penny each time you take the Lord's name in vain. Weekly One-hot challenge. E/S humor.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Eric, Sookie
Sorry Ladies, Northman's Off the Market by Miss Construed reviews
Sookie moves back to Shreveport and reunites with her old friend Pam. She soon finds herself not only intrigued by Pam's attractive older brother, but in over her head with him in a role-playing scheme. Rated M for later chapters. AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 160,309 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Dead Ahead by Ann Madison reviews
Sookie attempts to cut all ties with the supernatural world and instead finds herself victim to international vampire politics. Spoilers for ALL books.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 126,823 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Sookie, Eric
Dead at the Moment by Team Jane reviews
After DAG Sookie wants answers. Through questioning, Eric reveals that Quinn will be executed for defying the King, leaving Las Vegas, and entering Eric's area without permission. Will Sookie be able to save Quinn? How will this effect Sookie and Eric?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 213,198 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Pour Some Sugar On Me by BonTempsBaby reviews
Total romance between Sookie and Eric, with more action in 2nd half. Takes place right after FDTW, no spoilers for DAG. Rated M, for mature language and situations.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 62 - Words: 273,674 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Chasing The Light by FarDareisMai2 reviews
It's five months since he recovered his memories, but Eric has kept Sookie at arm's length. Will being with her put her in danger? Spoilers through book 8.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 65,635 - Reviews: 1840 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Dead in Denmark by Thyra10 reviews
15 years after the revelation. Eric is back in his birthcountry, Denmark. Sookie owns a bar in Nykøbing. Eric has had his life turned upside down and needs help from her. AU. Rated M for later chapters.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 82,684 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Rose Tint My World by arysani reviews
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock and roll. Just a short bit of funny with a tiny Philly one-two at the end that justifies the double-entendre of the title. Costumes, glitter, and feather boas are all here in spirit.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Tangled Up by Squeeka Cuomo reviews
It was a wonderful vision of an impossible future.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Loyalty by k-shanna reviews
True Blood Bill/Sookie Post Episode 109...I own nothing True Blood, Dead Until Dark or HBO. This is the same story as I posted before. I have just reposted it edited a little in prparation for adding the next chapter. Read & Review Please!
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,370 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Sookie S., Bill C. - Complete
Now How Did That Happen? by obsidians reviews
Sookie with a baby? Can Eric really be the father?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 55,878 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Undecided by Jesiryu reviews
**Post FDtW, spoilers** Sookie finds herself unable to avoid the men in her life any longer. Caught between conflicting emotions and an unexpected trip to Las Vegas, the unexpected is common fare as events takes a sinister turn. Some "M" chapters. E/S/B
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 93,547 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sookie
What If? by obsidians reviews
This story charts the progress of Eric's relationship with Sookie. I am just putting all the chapters together and shall add more. I just need to clear some space for future projects.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,393 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Better Married Than Dead by obsidians reviews
After the King of Nevada orders Eric to give turn Sookie over to him, on suggestion by Niall, Eric and Sookie get married. Eric is charged with treason and sent to tribunal. Update: I added the sequel My Daddy is a Vampire as a second chapter. I need spac
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,074 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Weddings Suck the Life Out of Us by obsidians reviews
Sookie needs a wedding date, Pam is happy to supply. I completely rewrote Beyond the Wedding and replaced it with Wedding Traditions. Please see new Chapter 2 for new version. Crying Eric is irriating. Obsidian
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
This Blessed Sip of Life by At A Venture reviews
Eric/Sookie. Oneshot. Eric explains his origins...
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
I Dream of Sookie by AdieBishop reviews
Eric Northman dreams of Sookie Stackhouse. Will she comply?
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bill C., Sookie S. - Complete
Understanding by Meg2 reviews
A sequel to "Desiderata", following in series that began with "From the Beginning"
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,300 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
You by Danielle18 reviews
One-shot. Set after the events of 'From Dead to Worse'. Eric and Sookie finally have a chat....
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
Sex And Vampires by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,605 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 104 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Serendipity by muggleinlove reviews
Newly single Bella decides to give up on finding a relationship. Only to meet Edward. Edward is sick of meeting women that just want to sleep with him, and is looking for a serious relationship. What happens when there paths cross? All humans, normal pair
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 72,574 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 3,172 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Runaway love by arrowtwilight reviews
Bella is a seveteen yearold homeless runaway she plays her guitar for a living but what happens she meets the Cullens?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,153 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007
Room by Saiyachick reviews
Edward and Alice didn't get off on the right foot when they first met. Alice stole his room, but she explains the real reason why she moved into Edward's room. Drabble Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Alice, Edward - Complete