Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.
Be like a duck, my mother used to tell me. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath. ~Michael Craine
Hey guys, long story short, I'm taking a break from fanfiction. Thanks for all your support!!
Hey everyone, I'm a Shelby. Generally, Shelby's are happy creatures, whose favorite past time is laughing. This particular Shelby is best known for her Getting Kicked Out of series, and her wacky sense of humor. She lives in the heartland of America, where she spends her time sleeping, eating or writing. She loves Saturdays, the beach, and popcorn, and a lot of nights you will find her with a bowl of popcorn by her side, with her laptop open to word in her lap, and a rerun from the TV show Friends playing in the background.
Getting Kicked Out of Wal Mart- Best comedy
Getting Kicked out of a Fair- Best comedy
Me- Best Author! (I'm freaking amazed someone nominated me for Best Author)
Voting has started. Please go vote!
Getting Kicked out of a Fair- Best comedy (Emmett Award) Best sequel/prequel (La Push Award)
All's Fair in a Lover's War- Best All Human (Mike Award)
Getting Kicked Out Of Wal Mart- Best Comedy
Last Night and Falling Up were both nominated at The Lion and Lamb Fanfiction Awards, but the site got hacked and shut down.
THANK YOU TO WHOEVER NOMINATED ME AND MY STORIES!! IT MEANS ALOT TO ME!
The Getting Kicked Out Of... Series
Getting Kicked out of Wal Mart: The first in the Getting Kicked out of series. Mostly fun, fluffy humor. Usually short chapters, but they are packed in with fun and laughs! COMPLETE
Getting Kicked out of a Fair: Newly started, sequel to GKOOWM. Updated twice a week, and lots of fun to write. If you are in the mood for just plain humor, give it a try. Incomplete
Stand Alone Stories
One For The Money: This is co-written with my awesome sister, who goes by aprilsdiamond on this site! It is unlike anything you've seen before (I hope) and it's going to be tons of fun. Please check it out, I think it's turning out pretty good... though I might be biased. No, seriously, I am proud of this one, so go check it out! Incomplete
All's Fair in a Lover's War: NEW story. A little nervous about this one... it's my first try at a drama story. Like I said, DRAMA, with an outlining of humor. Romance peeking out from behind the edges. Please give it a try! Incomplete
Falling Up: Now on hiatus. I am thinking of passing it on to someone to finish... PM me if you're intersted. Incomplete
Last Night:Romantic fluff, mostly without humor. (Shocking, right?) it was intended for valentines day, but if you want a sweet story so you can say aww... give it a try.
Brotherly Love: Humorous story, created because in Chapter Four of GKOOAF Edward mentions getting revenge on Emmett and Jasper. I got to thinking why would he need revenge, and this sprung into my head.
Here is a funny little something that I made up one day, add it to your profile if you want:
Something everyone should remember:
Emmett is the Strongest,