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Joined 11-21-07, id: 1426858, Profile Updated: 06-27-09
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.

Be like a duck, my mother used to tell me. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath. ~Michael Craine

Hey guys, long story short, I'm taking a break from fanfiction. Thanks for all your support!!

Hey everyone, I'm a Shelby. Generally, Shelby's are happy creatures, whose favorite past time is laughing. This particular Shelby is best known for her Getting Kicked Out of series, and her wacky sense of humor. She lives in the heartland of America, where she spends her time sleeping, eating or writing. She loves Saturdays, the beach, and popcorn, and a lot of nights you will find her with a bowl of popcorn by her side, with her laptop open to word in her lap, and a rerun from the TV show Friends playing in the background.


Razzle Dazzle Awards

Getting Kicked Out of Wal Mart- Best comedy

Getting Kicked out of a Fair- Best comedy

Me- Best Author! (I'm freaking amazed someone nominated me for Best Author)

The Sparkle Awards

Voting has started. Please go vote!

Getting Kicked out of a Fair- Best comedy (Emmett Award) Best sequel/prequel (La Push Award)

All's Fair in a Lover's War- Best All Human (Mike Award)

Immortal Cookie Awards

Getting Kicked Out Of Wal Mart- Best Comedy

Last Night and Falling Up were both nominated at The Lion and Lamb Fanfiction Awards, but the site got hacked and shut down.



The Getting Kicked Out Of... Series

Getting Kicked out of Wal Mart: The first in the Getting Kicked out of series. Mostly fun, fluffy humor. Usually short chapters, but they are packed in with fun and laughs! COMPLETE

Getting Kicked out of a Fair: Newly started, sequel to GKOOWM. Updated twice a week, and lots of fun to write. If you are in the mood for just plain humor, give it a try. Incomplete

Stand Alone Stories

One For The Money: This is co-written with my awesome sister, who goes by aprilsdiamond on this site! It is unlike anything you've seen before (I hope) and it's going to be tons of fun. Please check it out, I think it's turning out pretty good... though I might be biased. No, seriously, I am proud of this one, so go check it out! Incomplete

All's Fair in a Lover's War: NEW story. A little nervous about this one... it's my first try at a drama story. Like I said, DRAMA, with an outlining of humor. Romance peeking out from behind the edges. Please give it a try! Incomplete

Falling Up: Now on hiatus. I am thinking of passing it on to someone to finish... PM me if you're intersted. Incomplete


Last Night:Romantic fluff, mostly without humor. (Shocking, right?) it was intended for valentines day, but if you want a sweet story so you can say aww... give it a try.

Brotherly Love: Humorous story, created because in Chapter Four of GKOOAF Edward mentions getting revenge on Emmett and Jasper. I got to thinking why would he need revenge, and this sprung into my head.

Here is a funny little something that I made up one day, add it to your profile if you want:

Something everyone should remember:

Emmett is the Strongest,
Edward is the fastest,
But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make you feel jealous.

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I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3330 - Favs: 2,710 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
When She Smiles by l'heure bleue reviews
Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,639 - Reviews: 5475 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper
White Gold by shellyfish reviews
When another realtionship goes wrong, Bella decides it’s time to take fate into her own hands. That’s why a month later she ends up at the sperm bank... looking at the file of E.C. Colab between Sweet Ciccio and shellyfish! AH/AU fluff with PLOT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,305 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Twilight is Published! by Murmmer reviews
What would happen if Twilight was published in the Twilight world? What happens when half of Forks reads Stephanie Meyer's new Best Seller, Twilight? What will Bella and the Cullens do? After all, Bella just had her personal thoughts PUBLISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
First Kisses by writingangel101 reviews
Bella hears about everone else's first kiss, and wonders if she will ever get hers, and if it will be with a certain Bronze haired boy. All human. Fluffy and cute, better then you think! I don't own Twilight!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Epilogue: Another Wedding by haylstormsx reviews
I wrote an ending to Breaking Dawn, The Epilogue I'd like to see. It takes place at Rosalie's wedding, 50 years after Bella was turned, and using flashbacks it fills in what we've missed. Please Review! I'm looking for feedback in ways I can improve!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8467 - Favs: 7,679 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Dear Diary by Alice laughed reviews
Quil gives a diary to Claire for her 10th birthday. What's it like growing up with a werewolf protector? See their relationship grow through her eyes. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,578 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
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Getting Kicked Out Of Wal Mart reviews
When Alice get an email about what not to do in Wal Mart, she decides she wants to test them out. She brings Em, Ed, Bell, Rose, and Jazz along, and it results in choas! Warning: you will laugh. Characters mostly in cannon!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
One For The Money reviews
What would you do for a million dollars? Enter the Rat Race, with six contestants racing halfway across the country for their chance to hit it big. Lie, Cheat, Steal, all for the prize. Roll the Dice. Play the Game. And Win, no matter the cost... AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009
All's Fair in a Lover's War reviews
Bella’s life is good and her perfect boyfriend Edward makes it even better. But when they get into a fight, it starts an all out war between friends. Secrets are revealed, alliances are made; people are crushed. Who will win this ultimate lover’s spat? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,056 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009
Getting Kicked Out Of A Fair reviews
Sequel to GKOOWM, Alice finds another list... oh no. Join Al, Em, Ed, Bell, Jazz, and Rose as the encounter flirty belly dancers, freedom seeking Elephants, and a monkey named cat! Humorous fun, watch as chaos comes once again!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,838 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009
Falling Up reviews
Alice, Rose, and Bella have a bet, who can date the most guys in a month? But when Emmett, Jasper, and Edward come along, will they be able to earn that second date? Or will they be tossed aside like the rest of the guys. AH Now on Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,543 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008
Brotherly Love reviews
Emmett and Jasper decide to help Edward with something... that involves him and Bella. If Edward won't talk to Charlie about him and Bella sleeping in the same bed, then somebody has to, right? One-shot, Humor
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Last Night reviews
Bella had the best, most romantic night of her life last night, but when she woke up, she finds the man she was with gone. The only clue is a small note laying on her bed-side table with a little riddle on it. Now Bella must follow the hints to find him
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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