CraicRocker
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Joined 11-21-07, id: 1426908, Profile Updated: 09-02-11
Author has written 3 stories for Final Fantasy VII, and Torchwood.

"Beeblebrox, over here!"
"No," called Zaphod. "Beeblebrox over here! Who are you?"
"A friend!" Shouted back the man. He ran toward Zaphod.
"Oh yeah?" said Zaphod. "Anyone's friend in particular, or just generally well-disposed to people?"
-- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams.

CraicRocker is:
A fan. No one's fan in particular; just generally well-disposed toward fandom -- The bigger, the more studied, the more complex and faceted and yet-untold, the better.

Completed works:
The Sniper, An FFVII fanfiction, set in the original game.

Actively in progress:
A series of FFVII drabbles and one-shots, in shades of meta.

On the drawing board:
An FFVII fiction, Barrett-centric and set in the original game, following his story from Corel to Avalanche.
An FFVII fiction following the expansion of the Shinra empire (predating the Wutai war) and the decision to create the Soldier program.
A Doctor Who/Torchwood fanfiction. In the 27th century, 300 years after Torchwood is closed, Captain Jack Harkness finds himself back in the trenches during the First Terran Resistance.
A Labyrinth fanction which may or may not go anywhere.

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Outlines and Oneshots by LadyRhiyana reviews
Miscellaneous Labyrinth oneshots. NEW: Ch 36: The Waters and the Wild. Even the strangest roads lead to the Goblin Kingdom. (Written for Winterfest 2014/2015)
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 29,958 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/23/2015 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Hate Your Heroes by Buckle reviews
When the world turns against them, the heroes become the hated, and the only people who believe them is each other. Last time they had to save the world. Now, they have to make the world believe it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 141,093 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
A Peccatis by Thanfiction reviews
How much can we allow the sins of the past to shape the future? The third and final novel of the DAYD trilogy, sequel to "Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness" and "Sluagh." Spoilers for the entire DAYDverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 201,254 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Neville L.
The Turks' Way by LunaStorm reviews
If Sephiroth can be manipulated by the stuff in the ShinRa Mansion library, Vincent'll make sure that he's manipulated in the right direction. And while he's at it... well... he might as well, mightn't he?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,869 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Vincent V. - Complete
A Hope in Hell by joudama reviews
Hope is a hard thing to come by, in both war and 'peace'. Written for no true pair challenge on insanejournal for the prompt 'the title is A Hope in Hell.'
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,080 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Angeal H.
In intervening years by Karanguni reviews
Sector Seven burns below. Then Tseng is paid his due rights: for loyalty, and trust, and the practice of looking for some small freedom.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Tseng, Rufus - Complete
Remembered by Etrixan reviews
A FALLING UP oneshot: Because heroes shouldn't end up alone.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete
Sans by Tijuana Pirate reviews
Vin backstory. Darkfic, Vin pov. 'His left hand wipes the side of his mouth and there’s a smear of blood just above his thumb. When he looks up again I see something dark and violent starring out at me from behind his eyes. I smile.'
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,487 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Vincent V.
Dreams by Mengde reviews
Everybody dreams, and everbody dreams in different ways. Dreams are only what you make of them; however, you have to accept them from Him first. A slight crossover between FFVII and The Sandman.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Vincent V. - Complete
Ein Sof by joudama reviews
They are the vessels, made only to hold the Word.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,183 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Sephiroth
Autumn Has Departed by Karanguni reviews
After the stigma comes the cleansing. Everyone in Shinra has their own forms of absolution; Tseng's is pilgrimage. Set after AC. Slight spoilers for CC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Tseng, Rufus - Complete
But That Was In Another Country by Guardian1 reviews
Sometimes the good guys don't win against unstoppable odds. Yuffie Kisaragi and the last stand: before Traverse Town, there was the Planet, and before Sora, there was AVALANCHE.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,478 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Yuffie K., Cloud S.
End of An Era by Verdot reviews
They were a family, but a family that needed distant parents. Because parents eventually have to die, have to let go." Veld learns a rough lesson and Vincent watches.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Veld, Vincent V. - Complete
Beautiful Things by enjambament reviews
The scent of old magic hangs heavy in the air, it is the scent of spiced hot chocolate and dry lighting in the desert, and when he opens his mouth to breath it coats his tongue like the thick dust of an ancient attic. RLSB Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
We Are The Innocents by freudian fuckup reviews
The grass was wet and cool, but the night air was warm and even wetter. James lay stretched out, catlike and relaxed, his shirt riding up to reveal a strip of pale midsection. Sirius leaned in and bit it. Sirius/James with Remus/Sirius implications.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Red Cloak by Mengde reviews
It's been a long time, Vincent Valentine. Things have changed and the world isn't what it once was. You're needed. It's time to wake up.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 76,094 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
In Exultant Chorus by TopKat reviews
Sirius laughs because he remembers. [PostMWPP era, Askaban]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Why Waist Length? by Silver Pard reviews
Enough was enough. He'd looked at all the possible courses of action and their consequences. He'd researched it intensively. It was time to cut the damn hair.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,269 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Sephiroth - Complete
All The Pretty Faces by ScarletVampyre reviews
Because, Sirius thinks, it's easy to love Remus. And if the lies burn his tongue, does it really matter? SiriusRemus. Slash, nonfluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
How to Succeed in Sexual Blackmail Without Really by Thorne Scratch reviews
The ballad of Cloud and Reno. Sort of.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete
And Hell Came With Him by THElaughingUNIVERSE reviews
John Constantine: demon hunter, wise guy, smoke a'holic, and the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. There's a hellblazer at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,682 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Complete
One Last Bullet: Cid to the Rescue by The Azure Quill reviews
PWP: Vincent battles beasts during the evacuation of Midgar.Inspired by pics by my favourite fanartist.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Vincent V., Cid H. - Complete
when summer comes by arabesque05 reviews
[yuffentine] [oneshot] “You are not shaving my hair off to sell to a wigmaker.” Yuffie and Vincent and a day in Costa del Sol: on butter suns and shoes cum bullets, pretty foreheads and fashion advice. On how to say goodbye, and why not to.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
Crimson Rain by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
No one could quite remember his name, but they knew him, the Bloodsoaked Angel, the scarletcloaked harbinger of Death. ONESHOT Vincentric Please read and review!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Cloud S., Vincent V. - Complete
The Walls Around The World by The Fibonaccist reviews
There's more to male bonding than most would think. It's a tradition even the gods can attest to. Rude Reno, rated T for booze, language, and ONOZ TEH KISSIES.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Rude, Reno - Complete
Hero of the Day by SilverKnight reviews
They saved the world. That's all that matters...right?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,404 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 10/28/2001 - Yuffie K., Cid H.
Snap Out of It by Verdot reviews
Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est. A Turk, an assistant, and the Project that changed the world. Just not the typical Turk and assistant you're used to reading about. VeldxIfalna Blatant disregard for Dirge.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,979 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Ifalna, Veld - Complete
Precipitation by Delcat reviews
In the driving, bitter rain, Vincent makes a choice. Slash, character death
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Vincent V., Cid H. - Complete
XX: Not a Love Story by guns and butter reviews
This is the story of the boys who loved you, take three and end scene. It walks like a duck. It talks like a duck. It is sure as hell not a duck. JPSB slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
A Perfect Night for Flying by rubyshards reviews
Light CidxVincent. Implied character death. Vincent and Cid sit together during winter, and Vincent thinks about flying, life, and winter.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Vincent V., Cid H. - Complete
Russian Roulette by Devilish Kurumi reviews
CidVincent, I guess. Vincent is a crazy, crazy man.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Phyxius by Innie reviews
Mal, Zoe, Jayne, Kaylee, Wash, and Inara, from their beginnings through the middle of Serenity.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,224 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Complete
The Likes of You by Thorne Scratch reviews
Cloud and Reno come to an arrangement.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/30/2005
I've Never by Satashi reviews
What happens when you cross 11 Gryffindors, magical shot glasses and lots of secrets? One Excilent game of I've Never!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/22/2002 - Complete
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And Tomorrow, And Tomorrow reviews
In the wake of Earth's Great Enlightenment or whatever the politicians are calling it today , the doors of shadowy secret agencies like Torchwood are closed forever. Futurefic. Prologue to series, "Only The End of The World Again."
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Jack H. - Complete
In Exultant Chorus reviews
Double-drabble. Somewhat meta. After the labs, Cloud hears music.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Cloud S. - Complete
The Sniper reviews
Rumor had it Avalanche had picked up a sharpshooter. Rumor had it he could shoot like a Turk. But there were only four people still living who could shoot like a Turk, and they, at least, knew better. Complete.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Reno, Vincent V. - Complete