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Hey. I'm here to read and submit my stories. But hey, i'm a lazy ass, so don't expect too much :P
Disclaimer : I don't own anything that is mentioned in this profile and they belong to their respective owners.
About Me: (Or,what I will only reveal about myself. :p)
How evil are you?
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Watching:(Or have watched...)
Pairings I'm fond of:
Stuff. Just Stuff:
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai,
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your head off.
One thing I always hated were people who think goth and emo are the same thing.Well,they have nothing to do with each other,so don't say that goths are like emos.
If you absolutely love CANDY,or LOLIPOPS,copy and paste this in your profile.
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Cya! go read my shi or you will be shi! Just jokin'! :D
You're still here?
Go die. Seriously.
CAN YOU GO AWAY?
OK FINE, THATS IT! -shoots self-
C,you just killed your favorite author! Now what updates can you read? Let me just tell you, THERE ARE NO DAMN COMPUTERS IN HELL! OR Heaven, in that case.
I hope you're morbidly happy.
My supporters and favoriters are coming to get you.
Well, maybe not.
But if you keep reading the world will explode.
See, you could've been dead, right there.
Im not dead, I'm just text.
I hope you know how stubborn you are.
And you're still reading? Well welcome to hell. The more you read, you reach a lower layer of hell that gets even hotter in the next and more painful and torturing. Welcome to layer one, 210 degrees Fahrenheit.
Layer Two, 300 degrees fahrenheit. Feeling the pain now?
Three, 410 degrees fahrenheit. Stop reading or your self will melt. Oh wait, YOU ARE!
Four, 1,000 degrees fahrenheit. You are becoming hard liquid. HA!
Five, 2,000 degrees fahrenheit. SERIOUSLY, YOU ARE FREAKING STUBBORN! STOP READING DAMNIT!
Six, 10,000 degrees fahrenheit. Has anyone ever slapped you?
Seven, 100,000 degrees fahrenheit. Cuz I WILL slap you.
Eight, 1,000,000,000 degrees fahrenheit. -slap-
BOOM! YOU'VE EXPLODED HELL!
There is no hell. I'm guessing you are saying "YAY."
But there is no heaven either.
HA! ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR STUBBORNESS THE WORLD IS OVER! ARE YOU FREAKING HAPPY NOW?
There is a secret though. But I wont tell you, because you are so stubborn.
HA! YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!
But there is really a secret. But I won't tell you ever since you keep reading
You're still reading. Well goodbye. I have my mass destruction Anti-Immortal mass bomb planted on you. :p
WTF YOU"RE STILL READING...
...I cant take your gayness anymore! -plants destruction bomb on self-
SAYONARA, BTCH! Read Darkshade504's stories.
-blows up and dies-