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Joined 11-22-07, id: 1427135, Profile Updated: 09-05-09

Hey. I'm here to read and submit my stories. But hey, i'm a lazy ass, so don't expect too much :P

Disclaimer : I don't own anything that is mentioned in this profile and they belong to their respective owners.

About Me: (Or,what I will only reveal about myself. :p)

Name?
Whatever is my name,ya dunce!

Gender?
Male. Nuff' said.

Age?
I never feel like updating things, so ill just be dead. Yeh. Dead.

How evil are you?
You Are 66 Evil

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

How Evil Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/

Watching:(Or have watched...)
Code Geass
Naruto:Shippuuden
Naruto
Bleach
Death Note
Love Hina
.hack//Roots

Pairings I'm fond of:
LelouchXC.C. Code Geass (One true pairing!)
ItachiXKonan Naruto (Good, true crack!)

Stuff. Just Stuff:

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai,
AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, xnarutoxrocksx,dorothy-of-akatsuki,Darkshade504

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your head off.

One thing I always hated were people who think goth and emo are the same thing.Well,they have nothing to do with each other,so don't say that goths are like emos.
Actually,many goths are perfectly normal in everything but clothes.So stop confusing them!If you are a person who doesn't confuse the two,copy and paste this to your profile.

If you absolutely love CANDY,or LOLIPOPS,copy and paste this in your profile.

Favorite phrases:
"HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAH...ha..ha..ha...whatever."
"Aaaaannywayyyys..."
"Lol"
",damnit!"
"...,you retard!"

Stories:

End of Profile.

Cya! go read my shi or you will be shi! Just jokin'! :D

You're still here?

Go die. Seriously.

CAN YOU GO AWAY?

PLEASE!

OK FINE, THATS IT! -shoots self-

C,you just killed your favorite author! Now what updates can you read? Let me just tell you, THERE ARE NO DAMN COMPUTERS IN HELL! OR Heaven, in that case.

I hope you're morbidly happy.

My supporters and favoriters are coming to get you.

Well, maybe not.

But if you keep reading the world will explode.

See, you could've been dead, right there.

Im not dead, I'm just text.

I hope you know how stubborn you are.

And you're still reading? Well welcome to hell. The more you read, you reach a lower layer of hell that gets even hotter in the next and more painful and torturing. Welcome to layer one, 210 degrees Fahrenheit.

Layer Two, 300 degrees fahrenheit. Feeling the pain now?

Three, 410 degrees fahrenheit. Stop reading or your self will melt. Oh wait, YOU ARE!

Four, 1,000 degrees fahrenheit. You are becoming hard liquid. HA!

Five, 2,000 degrees fahrenheit. SERIOUSLY, YOU ARE FREAKING STUBBORN! STOP READING DAMNIT!

Six, 10,000 degrees fahrenheit. Has anyone ever slapped you?

Seven, 100,000 degrees fahrenheit. Cuz I WILL slap you.

Eight, 1,000,000,000 degrees fahrenheit. -slap-

Nine, 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 degrees fahrenheit. HA! I SLAPPED YOU!
Now really, stop reading damnit, you're pretty much almost dead in the next layer. Unless you wanna die, and I don't have to see you ever again. HAHAHAH!

Ten, 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Degrees farenheit! Stop reading. NOW! PLEASE!

BOOM! YOU'VE EXPLODED HELL!

There is no hell. I'm guessing you are saying "YAY."

But there is no heaven either.

HA! ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR STUBBORNESS THE WORLD IS OVER! ARE YOU FREAKING HAPPY NOW?

There is a secret though. But I wont tell you, because you are so stubborn.

HA! YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!

But there is really a secret. But I won't tell you ever since you keep reading

You're still reading. Well goodbye. I have my mass destruction Anti-Immortal mass bomb planted on you. :p

-detonates-

WTF YOU"RE STILL READING...

...I cant take your gayness anymore! -plants destruction bomb on self-

SAYONARA, BTCH! Read Darkshade504's stories.

-blows up and dies-

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Scorpio: The Blood Saga by sadistic dreamkiller reviews
"Pain? You think that's love?" Itachi brusquely asked Konan. "Do you even know what that means?" —Part 8: Veins of Fire—
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,170 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Itachi U., Konan
A Summer Romance by seirahErinyes reviews
COMPLETE: Summer had just started for Lelouch Lamperouge but his summer was worst than he expected it too be, because of a little Gray Witch's amusement his summer is going to be one hell of a ride with jealousy and love and humor... LuluxC.C R&R
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,409 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 6/2/2008 - C.C., Lelouch L. - Complete
We Have A Child? by Beanieboy101 reviews
Itachi and Konan have a child named Sasuke and they must raise him under the chaos that revolves around the Akatsuki. How will the others react? What kind of person will Sasuke turn out to be? Read to find out! ItaKon some SasoDei and HidaKaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,222 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Baby Sharingan by shelby9160318 reviews
This is a story about if Itachi was turned into a three year old.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Itachi U., Konan - Complete
Acracktsuki by Crystaline-Crimson reviews
A quest to write one chapter for each of the 89 possible Akatsuki pairings. 17/89 done. Number seventeen: SasoKonan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Konan, Sasori
The Sequel: Blinded By Love by UchihaKarasu22 reviews
Ok, you've begged and I've promised! The sequel has arrived! Rated M just in case XD ItachiXKurenai. How long can they keep the secret? Will it crumble in front of their faces? Only you can find out!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Itachi U., Kurenai Y.
Blood Doll by Akatsuki-waffles reviews
It all started with a diary entry that turned into the key to unlock forbidden love. Song fic. ItachixKonan oneshot R&R please
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Itachi U., Konan - Complete
Annual Annoy Itachi Day by UchihaKarasu22 reviews
You wouldn't think this morning would start off this way for you. But think again! Poor Itachi Uchiha battles out his morning versus all the other Akasuki members. Frilly dresses and large anacondas and Lilac Lysol and more! More chapters ahead!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Akatsuki Stories III: Fututsuka by SecondAsian
Third installment of the Akatsuki stories! Hot off the presses! Also see The Akatsuki Stories, and Akatsuki Stories II: Akatsuki Reborn! Updates: ORGANIZATION IDOL: SEASON 2!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,823 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Forgive Me, but I Love You by UchihaKarasu22 reviews
OneShot: Itachi and his partner in crime Kisame invade Konaha. It's up to Kurenai, Kakashi, Asuma, and Gai to stop them in their tracks. After, Kurenai is put on a mission that ends in a nightmare. Who will save her from pushing up daisies? KurenaiXItachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Itachi U., Kurenai Y.
Cherry blossoms and Red clouds by Dorothy-TheInsaneArcobaleno reviews
Itachi gets blind.A cookie to the one who guesses who the Akatsuki gets to heal him. The first chapter is Konan centered.Rating M because of language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,783 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Descend by Dorothy-TheInsaneArcobaleno reviews
Prequel to No Purpose. Watch Ulquiorra's thoughts as he walks around Las Noches.Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Ulquiorra - Complete
Hugs by Dying.Rain reviews
Anko clutched the kunai tightly, just in case she needed to use it to kill him. But instead, she found herself locked in a tight embrace with Uchiha Itachi. /AnkoItachi CRACK/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Anko M., Itachi U. - Complete
Left in The Dark Again by Hina-himeXx13 reviews
She just needed some love as he turned out the love and she was left in the dark again...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Itachi U., Konan - Complete
Prancing Around in Purple Nail Polish by LuneDe reviews
Itachi and Kisame decide to find shelter from the rain by entering a nearby inn. Big mistake, since it is owned by Anko! Itachi X Anko Oneshot Crack pairing full of random humor because Itachi gets owned and then owns. Read to see what I'm talking about!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Itachi U., Anko M. - Complete
The Akatsuki Stories II: Akatsuki Reborn by SecondAsian reviews
In THIS one, you will find happiness, joy, and tacos! In THIS one, you will find Akatsuki! In THIS one, though, you will find.................................................................................................................................
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,417 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Orochimaru, Pain/Pein - Complete
INM: Instant Naruto Messaging by UchihaKarasu22 reviews
Yea...title tells the whole thing-a-majig....Konaha's ninjas are just like us....texting and stuff.....many strange things can happen over IMing... check it out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2008
100 Ways To Annoy Kisame by UchihaKarasu22 reviews
Kisame Hoshigaki.....how much you can do to annoy a mutant shark. Title explains all. Please if you cannot control bladder...do not read! Ok... I'm joking!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Kisame H.
C2 by shintahikari reviews
Code Geass AU. An enigmatic woman with golden eyes tries to find a partner to fulfill her goals. Her two candidates are elite members of a mysterious organization known as 11. Who will she choose, and how will her choice affect her fate? C.C.xLelouch.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,587 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 10/27/2007 - C.C., Lelouch L.
Our Blue Haired Angel by Roxius reviews
Konan is alot more popular with the male members of the Akatsuki than she thought. A series of oneshots with Konan and all the other Akatsuki members. Konan X Akatsuki, basically. Please R & R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Konan - Complete
Create the Day by Emilytenshi reviews
After Episode 9. Kallen walked into the classroom and looked around. Most of her classmates were there, including Lelouch, who was already sleeping in class. One shot. KallenxLelouch but only friendshipwise.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Lelouch L., Kallen S. - Complete
His woman by xxxDiscontinuedxxxx reviews
Itachi ponders his love for Konan. [KonPai][hint of SasuSaku][Rated for language...could be T]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
The witch and the warlock by Winter Twlight reviews
LelouchC.C. He knew of his growing affections for C.C, but it was only after he had glimpsed her painful past did Lelouch confront those feelings of his. Rated: M for lemon contents.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Lelouch L., C.C. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 160 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete