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The Bet by Wyrdeen reviews
"You know what, Greengrass? Let's make a bet!" Harry should have known better than to make a bet with a Slytherin. Especially this one, who was always one step ahead. Alternative OotP One-shot. HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,766 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 1/2/2021 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Two Wheels and Trouble by Hydra's Creed reviews
Harry Potter, who was known throughout Hogwarts as an adventure seeker, gets a new motorbike and decides to surprise his girlfriend with it and then take her on a ride. Tracey should have known better than to sit on the bike with Harry riding it but, she wouldn't have it any other way. Hacey One-shot Biker!Harry AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10 - [Harry P., Tracey D.] OC - Complete
Dearest Fleur by DJKopper reviews
Don't read this y'all, its sad. Postwar Harry struggles to deal with the loss of the battle of Hogwarts. With work and family doing its best to make him face his problems he finds normalcy at the bottom of a bottle and comfort wrapped in silver hair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/29/2021 - Published: 9/27/2021 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Ginny W., Bill W. - Complete
Pen Pals by luxsolis reviews
"Hermione? What kinda name is that? Ugh, I got a girl, bloody hell. Harry trade me." Harry hadn't even had a chance to open the scroll that had been placed in front of him before it was snatched up, and another thrown in his face. - A story told in letters. Harry/Hermione, cute and fluffy, with just a tiny bit of drama. Super tiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,169 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 12/24/2021 - Published: 6/4/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Whispers of a Raven by TheBlack'sResurgence reviews
The world around him had crumbled as the Ministry fell. He had become the hunted, and with only his wits, resilience and an ominous raven, he'd had to learn to survive. But why was he so compelled to go to the one place he knew he should avoid? The whispers urged him as did the dreams that plagued his sleep. Perhaps Death truly was the beginning... Time-travel, Harry/Narcissa
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 347,072 - Reviews: 3421 - Favs: 10,652 - Follows: 10,056 - Updated: 11/23/2021 - Published: 4/18/2021 - [Harry P., Narcissa M.] Arcturus B., Death - Complete
A Bridge Over Troubled Water by Darkened Void reviews
A FlowerPot story for the FlowerPot Discord Anniversary collection. Harry celebrates ten happy years of marriage with Fleur Delacour and his two loving children. But marriage isn't always what it's cracked up to be. A shadow falls over them and leaves Harry a shell. The road to recovery is often long and treacherous. Will he survive it? HP/FD OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,553 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/8/2021 - [Harry P., Fleur D., Bill W.] - Complete
Strokes of Clarity by Foreal The Chronicler reviews
Fleur is lost. She may be a beautiful Veela, a sister to the cutiest girl in the whole world, and a daughter to the kindest woman, but she's only ever found meaning brush in hand, paint blots shifting across canvas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/18/2021 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
About a Girl by Wake The Dragon reviews
Eighth year; de-aging. After a joke has unintended side-effects, Harry ends up helping to take care of an effected Daphne Greengrass. And finds himself unexpectedly missing the normal Daphne.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,329 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 1/24/2021 - Published: 12/9/2020 - [Daphne G., Harry P.] Astoria G. - Complete
Honour Thy Blood by TheBlack'sResurgence reviews
Beginning in the graveyard, Harry fails to reach the cup to escape but is saved by an unexpected person thought long dead. Harry learns what it is to be a Potter and starts his journey to finish Voldemort once and for all. NO SLASH. Rated M for language, gore etch. A story of realism and Harry coming into his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 307,948 - Reviews: 2622 - Favs: 14,259 - Follows: 7,228 - Updated: 12/9/2020 - Published: 9/19/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Tattoos by VaingloriousHound reviews
Looking over to the usually empty second chair in the parlour, Harry came face to face with unsettlingly blue eyes. "Uh... Greengrass?" / No Voldemort AU (as in, he's fucking ded.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,855 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 553 - Published: 12/5/2020 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
A Cadmean Victory by DarknessEnthroned reviews
In the aftermath of a peaceful summer comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually. And now, the remastered version is coming to my website!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 104 - Words: 520,374 - Reviews: 12308 - Favs: 17,113 - Follows: 11,952 - Updated: 10/15/2020 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Paradigm Shift by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
We all know that Hermione went to Slughorn's party with Cormac McLaggen to make Ron jealous. But what if she didn't? What if she came to her senses in time and invited Harry instead? As friends of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,780 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 4,533 - Follows: 4,170 - Updated: 9/26/2020 - Published: 10/8/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Cat got your tongue? by VaingloriousHound reviews
Harry successfully manages his animagus transformation. And that's about all he's able to manage. Daphne's insistent attention seems entirely unmanageable for him and his poor heart. Slight AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,671 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 666 - Published: 9/16/2020 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and The Girl Who Tried by Kellar21 reviews
Daphne is locked in a marriage contract with Harry Potter, but she doesn't want any marriage contract, she wants the freedom to choose her husband, and the only way out is by killing him, so she tries, but Harry wasn't called the Boy Who Lived for nothing. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 535 - Published: 5/18/2020 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Wait, what? by Marenke reviews
"I've just had the worst day,", said Daphne, sitting by Harry's side. Harry kept eating slowly, and Hermione looked from one to another as Ron spluttered. Both were ignored summarily by the other two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 3/23/2020 - Published: 8/11/2017 - [Daphne G., Harry P.] Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Twins by Andrius reviews
Desperate for a Yule Ball date, Harry asks the eerie Carrow twins to go with him and Ron. Somehow the evening ends with both Flora and Hestia on his arms.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,932 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 2,560 - Follows: 1,330 - Published: 2/2/2020 - [Harry P., Flora C., Hestia C.] - Complete
Daphne Greengrass and the Importance of Intent by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
This is the story of how Voldemort and the tools he created to defy death were destroyed by Harry Potter and me while sitting in an empty Hogwarts classroom using Harry's idea, my design, and most importantly, our intent. Set during 6th Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,575 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 7,226 - Follows: 4,063 - Updated: 8/21/2019 - Published: 11/29/2018 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Astoria G. - Complete
A Most Peculiar Girl by KingOfJacks reviews
With some amount of horror, Daphne realized that she could not remember the last time she had even protested his presence. When had that happened? Was Harry Potter her...friend?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,465 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 742 - Published: 8/5/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
You Will Thank Me Someday by luxsolis reviews
She went to board the train waiting on the stairs as Harry went and hugged Remus, then Sirius. "She hasn't stopped talking Sirius!" he whispered in a panic "You owe me big time." Sirius chuckled, and ruffled his hair. "Trust me Pup. You will thank me someday."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 218 - Published: 7/5/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
You Meet in Paris by enembee reviews
...and she eclipses the sun. A short story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 303 - Published: 7/3/2019 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Ice Cream by Andrius reviews
Harry runs into the Ice Queen of Slytherin during a late night trip to the kitchens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,137 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 3,284 - Follows: 1,403 - Published: 6/28/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
A fault in his logic by DrinkCocoa reviews
Voldemort kills Harry during their duel. He declares himself a dark lord, but there seems to be a fault in his logic and a man with a moustache sees right through it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/9/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Voldemort, Cho C.] - Complete
Save Me by Dorothea Greengrass reviews
Daphne is not looking forward to her sister's Christmas party. Little does she know that Santa has a surprise for her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 339 - Published: 12/23/2018 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Trial by reviewgirl911 reviews
ON HIATUS- AU: Harry Potter, older brother to the Boy-Who-Lived and the Dark Lord's right-hand man, is now on trial for war crimes. DMLE prosecutor and former flame Daphne Greengrass comes to his defense. The secrets and manipulations will rock Wizarding Britain and reveal a boy who never stopped fighting and a love that never quite faded.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,692 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 4,305 - Follows: 5,055 - Updated: 9/19/2018 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G.
The Dark Lady Tonks by ReluctantSidekick reviews
ONE SHOT- When Tonks was six she discovered that there hadn't been a Dark Lady since Le Fey, she decides to become the Dark Lady Tonks. But there's a problem; every time she tries to do something evil, she ends up being a hero. Shout out to Chaos Shadow Kitsune for this idea- HONKS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 602 - Published: 7/11/2018 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
The Hogwarts Club by Haugh Wards reviews
"DETENTION!" Through the eyes of Severus Snape, we see the evolving relationship between the two students he always has in detention. The two students that will forever be the death of him and disgust him. Secretly though, he does like them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 715 - Published: 4/7/2018 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Severus S. - Complete
Severus Snape and the Everlasting Love by DrinkCocoa reviews
Severus Snape finally confesses his love to Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2018 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Diary of a Grumpy Kid by Tony Samuels reviews
'The thing is...I'm no Anne Frank.' Harry finds a diary and isn't really interested in writing in it. Meanwhile, Tom Riddle is desperate for a host. That makes for a terrible combination. One-shot. Funny!AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 137 - Published: 2/16/2018 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Pureblood Princess by TheEndless7 reviews
Daphne Greengrass always had a plan. She liked being organized. But the Dark Lord's return at the end of her fifth year derailed everything, and now she must decide who will best help her find the life she always wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 214,862 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 4,975 - Follows: 2,958 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Letters by TheEndless7 reviews
Students are required to write to a pen pal in the spirit of 'International Cooperation.' New friendships and a new romance arise going into the fourth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 200,872 - Reviews: 2560 - Favs: 9,228 - Follows: 4,581 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Resurgence by Arcturus Peverell reviews
A man lost in the sands of time is back with a vengeance. And this time, it will take more than a dark lord to quench his thirst. Dark! Harry, Slytherin! Harry, Powerful! Harry. Time-Travel. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 161,770 - Reviews: 1938 - Favs: 5,049 - Follows: 5,875 - Updated: 6/29/2017 - Published: 2/27/2017 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G.
Entropy by ShadowBlah2 reviews
A year after the Zero Requiem Nunnally brings everyone together to watch two DVDs entitled 'R1' and 'R2'. Every question has an answer, but whether or not they can handle those answers is a question all in itself.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,368 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 3,360 - Follows: 3,818 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 10/26/2015 - Kallen S., Nunnally L., Gino W., S. Tamaki
The Oldest of Steve's Friends by Jetainia reviews
Steve had a friend once, a long time ago. MoD!Harry. Oneshot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 420 - Published: 5/23/2017 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Wanda M./Scarlet Witch - Complete
The Old One-Two by Andrius reviews
Dudley's training makes a difference.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 134 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Picnic Panic by LeQuin reviews
Hermione is home for an Easter barbecue that her parents are hosting. She's brought her boyfriend and is thoroughly regretting that decision. She calls a dear friend to help with the damage control.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,146 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 5,346 - Follows: 1,654 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 12/8/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Mr. Granger - Complete
Contractual Invalidation by R-dude reviews
In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,127 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 7,369 - Follows: 4,303 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Tin Foiled by Haugh Wards reviews
After his second Occlumency lesson, Harry wonders if he could learn Occlumency another way. The twins of Hogwarts, Fred and George Weasley, share with him their greatest secret against Occlumency in order to help him overcome the difficulty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 225 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
A Father First, Damn It! by Madrigal-in-training reviews
An hour after Dumbledore told them about the prophecy, James had his entire family- including the dog- bundled up on a Muggle ferry to France. Because there's valiantly dying for the greater good, and then there's good parenting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 3,902 - Follows: 1,420 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Child Avenged by PandasWearGlasses reviews
Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 9,694 - Follows: 3,994 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Harry P., Teddy L., Nick F. - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 10,866 - Follows: 3,199 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Playmate by Yunaine reviews
Gabrielle Delacour makes a spontaneous decision that changes her entire life. Unfortunately, the consequences are permanent. - Set during and after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 602 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Gabrielle D. - Complete
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 3,445 - Follows: 1,459 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 11,931 - Follows: 3,666 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Dear Hermione by loralee1 reviews
Post DH, no epilogue, Harry writes to Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,309 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 344 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
All Hallows' Eve - New York by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 7,722 - Follows: 2,315 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4526 - Favs: 9,978 - Follows: 4,364 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Very Good Reason by expectopadfoot reviews
Harry looked hard at her for a moment, and then asked "what would you do if I was your friend?" The question took her totally off-guard and she stared at him for a few seconds. Then, in a strange voice, she replied "I don't know Potter."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 417 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Ice Princess by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 2,890 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1699 - Favs: 8,324 - Follows: 3,191 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Means to an End by DarthMittens reviews
What happens when there's a party in the Gryffindor common room and Harry accidentally drinks a truth serum developed by the Weasley twins? Weasley-bashing galore. One-shot. A touch of crude language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 2,406 - Follows: 650 - Published: 4/27/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5702 - Favs: 13,581 - Follows: 6,709 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4164 - Favs: 12,179 - Follows: 11,136 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 2,436 - Follows: 587 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
101 Ways to Kill Ron Weasley by The Santi reviews
What word would you use to describe Ron Weasley? Scholar? Gentleman? Friend? Yeah, I didn't think so.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Ron W.
Chandelier by Artemis Day reviews
Harry Potter, Alan Granger immediately decided, was probably the worst sort of son-in-law imaginable. Based on a true story. HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,969 - Follows: 409 - Published: 3/15/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Grass Is Always Greener by kb0 reviews
During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,620 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 8,998 - Follows: 3,395 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
A Squib Worth by Naia reviews
The day Harry Potter turned eleven was the day he would have re-entered the magical world. But the letter never came; Harry Potter was a Squib. Dismissed by the wizards, he makes a quiet life for himself and will not stand for them to ruin it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,460 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 4,488 - Follows: 1,263 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 8,941 - Follows: 3,752 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Revealed in a letter by broomstick flyer reviews
Healer Hermione Weasley recieves a letter on Harry Potters death, a revealing letter that brings tears.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 96 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Of Quidditch Pants and Persuasion by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 2,149 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 7,045 - Follows: 2,181 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Fourteen Ways of Describing the Rain by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
After the war ends, Harry is jealous of the rain. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6675 - Favs: 19,400 - Follows: 7,173 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Confrontations in the Common Room by Seel'vor reviews
Oneshot. Ginny's annoyed at Harry's relationship with Hermione. Confrontations commence. Totally Harmonian as it should be! H/Hr Rating for langauge Touch of Ginny-bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 2,518 - Follows: 635 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Like Braille by Almost Anonymous reviews
A secret list in the girls' bathrooms causes a lot of excitement in Hogwarts. Especially when a line of text appears under Harry's name. Response to a challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 2,484 - Follows: 535 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Survivor by atruwriter reviews
Waiting. He was always waiting. He'd already buried one best friend and now the other will follow. There was nothing he could do or say. There was no Harry without Hermione. Ron witnessed the beginning and now he must accept the end. HHr. 4parts Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,668 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 2,156 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
If I Were a Superhero, I would be by Rorschach's Blot reviews
ONESHOT: Hermione goes on a one week exchange. Back at Hogwarts, wacky hijinks ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 219 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 3,305 - Follows: 713 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Veritaserum Suprise: Daphne's trial by Twisted parody reviews
Daphne Greengrass is on trial and reveals some very interesting things. Harry&Daphne story. please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,772 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Past Lives by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 1,989 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete