![]() Author has written 1 story for Naruto. If you find my comment funny or want to see where my train of thought came from feel free to PM me. Fun fact if a fanfic is over 50K words, it marks the story as a novel. I have read novels in a day. I AM BUILT DIFFERENT. 400,000 and above is technically Epic Length. Kinda Beowulf isn't that long but I think, eh fuck It I digress basically if your read more than 50K words at minimum in a day. YOU READ A NOVEL IN A DAY. WE BUILT DIFFERENT. This also goes out to all the authors who make stories last long enough to be this long. Ya'll are amazing and as a reader you have my eternal respect. Naruto Fun Facts to help writers. I'll write a hitman reborn and Ruby ones later. After I finish my deep dives of their lore. Newest One. The Entire time during Naruto and Sasuke's first Final Valley fight. Was Sasuke extending out a compromise to Naruto and Naruto in turn misinterpreting the action. Sense Naruto didn't have anyone and therefore hasn't lost anyone at that time he couldn't fully understand Sasuke. It was only after the Pain Arc did Naruto truly understand where Sasuke was coming from.(PM me for more of that as I have a few theories that mix pretty well with fancanon) This is great character writing from Kishimoto. If you have Naruto beat Sasuke in this fight Sasuke in character would hold up his end of the bargain and stay in the village. If it's a tie and their both unconscious, the Avenger would still stay. However in turn if Naruto didn't talk Sasuke down in his halfway successfully attempt to reach him, the ending scene with Sasuke staring down at Naruto after the final clash would have ended with with Sasuke killing Naruto. That fight was not only goted but chalked full of character writing and parallels. Kakashi did train Sakura in genjutsu before the Chunin exams arc. We really do forget that. The Sharingan can read Memories canonically increasing its utility I mean sure you have to have the person consent or mentally break them first making the Yamanaka clan mind-reading superior but the ability is still there. Wood release and a lot of Senju blood is within the civilian population of Konoha. Moegi has wood release in Boruto and Yamato wasn't a Senju, to begin with just an orphan. Not to mention the other test subjects Orochimaru and Danzo killed via experimentation with the ability to awaken Wood style or pass it on, all Danzo had to do was wait for 2 or 3 generations now Moegi is the only one with the gene as Yamato was sadly rendered Sterile. (a form of eugenics exists and is practiced in Naruto the Hyuga and Uchiha are likely inbred but not incredibly. The main branch Hyuga and Neji is) Wood release Sakura is fuckin possible. Fugaku is 6 years younger than the Legendary Sannin. His age gap with his wife is 5 years. He died when he was 40. He also isn't a direct descendent of Madura as he didn't have kids. Izuna didn't have kids either. Fugaku's line comes from Madura's 2nd or 3rd cousins. The dude the Uchiha made clan head after Madura left the leaf village. His moniker was Wicked Eyed Fugaku and Itachi was scared of a deathmatch with him. The same Itachi who months later no diffed Orochimaru. Has a Mangekyo Sharingan in the Anime but is hinted to have it in every other source(Manga and Novels) Samui is the jounin teacher of both Karui and Omoi. She is 29 when introduced. Her age gap with Bee is 6 years. She apparently has 3rd biggest bust size in the series at 104 cm. Going by her design that makes sense. At the start of Boruto, she would be 44 years old. huh, that would make Bee 50. Holy shit that makes A the 4th 62. Darui who was 26 in his first appearance, he is 41 in Boruto. Add one more year to everyone for current Boruto Naruto's childhood Naruto's canon childhood was worse than a lot of fanfics depicted. Also, Teuchi doesn't get enough credit. All Ramen Sage jokes aside. The Naruto novel Konoha Hiden: The Perfect Day for a wedding by Kishimoto It takes place shortly before Naruto and Hinata's wedding we find each one of our cast looking for a wedding gift. During Teuchi's chapter, we find out how Naruto found Ichiruaku Ramen and why he was addicted to it. To summarize Teuchi kept on seeing a young presumably pre-academy Naruto hanging around food stands. He was dirty and had scuffle marks on him. Every time he came near a store he was kicked out usually via yelling or kicking. Whenever Teuchi caught Naruto staring at the Ramen stand the young blonde would flinch and run away. Teuchi would then get Naruto's attention with a bowl of Ramen and when Naruto wearily came up to the stand the old man motioned for him to sit down. Teuchi knew what Naruto held he lost his wife in the Kyubii attack but he didn't care his only thoughts were "Who Is this child and where are his parents." Naruto after eating the entire bowl of Ramen would then drink from the bowl The imagery for this scene describes his hands as tiny in comparison to the bowl and the bowl completely obscured his head from Teuchi's view no dirty blond hair could be seen. Teuchi then decided that he would always serve Naruto and provide him with free meals. This, however, came with problems essentially the citizenry of Konoha decide to Ban Ichiruaku Ramen because they served Naruto. You should read the novel because the anime adaptation while funny did NOT do this novel justice. Hell, most of the anime adaptations of the novels didn't do them justice. What we can infer from this info is that 1. it's confirmed that the citizenry of Konoha attempted to have Naruto starve to death. 2. Naruto has been living on the street for a while and was kicked out of the orphanage not at 6 or 7 but closer to 4 or 5 years old. 3. Naruto's diet for most of his life before the Shippuden time skip was most likely 90% Ramen. Hell, his first hot meal was ramen and it wasn't until Tsunami that he ate a home-cooked meal. That's fucked btw, it's also more fucked to know that Ramen by proxy is also his comfort food. Huh damn, that makes it worse. 4. Naruto was hella malnourished throughout the entirety of Part 1. (this is confirmed) 5. Teuchi had no idea who was Naruto's parents at the time. I'm sure he figured it out eventually but this seriously meant that he did a random act of kindness and was not out of previous bounds with his parents. Unlike Kakashi and Jiraiya who knew Minato or Hurizen who was honor-bound. 6. Who knows what horrors they unleashed on this poor child after they failed at starving him to death. We now know they were never blatantly trying to kill him so no Fox hunts, however, they were subtle about it. Of course the occasional drunk attacking him probably happened. Possibly poison in his food and sold food ludicrously out of date for a marked-up price seems about right. Also, Naruto didn't have dedicated Anbu guards just Kakashi whenever he wasn't on a mission. 7. It's likely that if you take away the Ichiruaku family Naruto would be fucked He might have starved to death, Broke mentally earlier, and acted upon his thoughts of adopting a similar ideology to exams Garra. This one comes hand in hand with the other one 2. Naruto has only feared one person throughout his entire life and that is Part 1 Chunin Exams Garra. This is one of those blinks and you miss it. Garra's Ideology was something Naruto thought of doing or well-adopting something similar to at some point in his life. Garra was the personification of what would have happened. if he truly had no one. Teuchi didn't do the random act of kindness covered early in my bio, He also spread his indifference to Ayame, Iruka couldn't fully get over his hatred of the fox and instead of becoming a big brother figure just saw Naruto as a troublemaker, nothing more and most importantly nothing less. Hiruzen didn't need a change because you don't need to change his accidental neglect. I mean Naruto thought of doing this even with said people present and rooting for him. (For the love of God if you have a story where Naruto grows up with a Loving Family and has a neutral or positive relationship with the village from the jump. Do NOT have him relate to Garra. Sure they are both Jinjuriki and all that but a Naruto in those scenarios can never fully understand Garra's pain.) Naruto in Canon had no one but then had people starting to care about him and acknowledge his existence as a good thing, he had a total of 4 that he knew of at the end of episode 1. with 3 more he didn't know about, Hinata, Kakashi, and Shikamaru. Garra however didn't get that chance thanks to Rasa and the Suna Council. Killer Bee used to be mistreated after he was made into a Jinjuriki but won the Cloud Village over, Hell Same with Yagura and the Mist Village before Obito fucked it all up. Naruto feared him because he saw himself in him, It's why Naruto was gonna beat Garra until he couldn't hurt his friends anymore. Otherwise known as killing him. 3. The Tradgy that is Karin Uzumaki. She seriously had a much worst childhood than both Naruto, Garra and Sasuke. Okay so her mother died when she was 5 but here's the thing. As you know Karin can heal people when you bite her. So she non consensually I may add took over her mother's position in the hospital. Full of hundreds of wounded Kusa Ninja at five. 10 years of what I can describe as pure torment. She was treated like a common whore because her body was used. It's likely, that she was sexually assaulted many times in her life why because when I say Bite marks everywhere I mean everywhere. It was never consensual. She never agreed to use her kekki Genkai for this purpose. Often they would drag her to the hospital saying it was only 10 people but turns out there were 100 people and so on. Whenever she moaned when Sasuke did it was because it was one of the few times she wanted it to happen and another darker reason is that after a certain event in her life her body to cope started associating the pain with pleasure. I can understand the hate for this character tho she is as bad of a fangirl as Part 1 Sakura(that was intentional btw team Heavy is a dark mirror to team 7, With a Fallen Naruto who is a slave to the power sealed away just like Jugo, A psychopathic Kakashi who broke after losing everything in Suigestu and a FanGirl to the Max Sakura in Karin. There are many differences like Jugo's calm and peaceful disposition, Suigestu being a pussy and Kairn being useful from the start, but still, it's worth pointing out) She also willingly defected to Orochimaru but she was literally about to be raped like deadass no bullshit those 2 Kusa Chunin were actually about to do it before Orochimaru saved her. Why well they gotta keep the healing flowing somehow. 4. The other Unwanted children of the Konoha 12. We know of Naruto, Hinata, Sai and on some level Sasuke(I truly don't think Fugaku does it on purpose.) However, we forget Rock Lee and TenTen. TenTen was an orphan who worked at a weapon shop. Some say it is a family business others say it's her uncle's shop however in Boruto she has her own shop not called Higurashi's weapon shop so most likely not a family business. Okay, I admit this one is a reach but she barely has any built-up personality traits in Canon other than Being Sassy as hell. (still got a cult following despite having less screen time than Han the 5-tailed Jinjuriki. Bow down to our Lord and Savior Lady Tenten.) Rock Lee has a clan that treated him similar to Hinata, most likely I mean who would let a child stay outside until 2:00 in the morning without some sort of neglect happening. Also yes Rock is his given name, and Lee is his family name. the Lee clan however was inspired by his exploits as a Ninja and followed his example. We have a name for one that is not Rock Lee or Metal Lee. Pac Lee, looks like Our Lee but without the bowl cut and a green mask similar to Kakashi minus the Sharingan covering. |