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Taking a Comedic Trope Too Seriously

I got into the Naruto fandom by a link on some excellent author's profile. Shifting through a number of stories I got the idea that Naruto was some sort of Saint who didn't seem to grasp the idea that the horrible civilian mobs and evil Council meant he should probably do a runner... And lets not get started on how poorly the other members of Team Seven could be portrayed. The funny thing is the same thing happened to me when I started reading Ranma Fanfics years and years ago. The "hitting" done by both Akane and Sakura is a comedic trope; and a fair amount of times Naruto or Ranma to some greater or lesser degree deserved a bop. In fact it was set up so it'd happen. In anycase watching the anime of both series (and then reading the manga here and there) swiftly dispelled any false ideas.

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Spider Thread by blackcatgirl reviews
I was never afraid of dying. I lived my life to the fullest and expected it to be cut short, all because of my dangerous profession. I expected to die young. I expected hell. What I did not expect was for this shit to happen. OC-insert. Because the plot bunnies have laid siege to my brain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 201,696 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 1,847 - Updated: 20h - Published: 12/14/2013 - OC, Kakashi H., Itachi U., Shisui U.
Effloresco Secundus by romantiscue reviews
Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 143,014 - Reviews: 2414 - Favs: 3,386 - Follows: 3,943 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Sakura H., Team Seven
Black Princess Ascendant by Silently Watches reviews
Sequel to "Princess of the Blacks". Last year, Jen had to contend with a deadly Tournament, a revived Dark Lord, a meddlesome Headmaster, and worst of all, reconciliation attempts by her parents. Surely her OWL year can't be anywhere near as complicated. Can it? fem!bisexual!Harry/Luna (it's happening this time, I promise!), powerful!dark!Harry, NOT for children!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 247,896 - Reviews: 2646 - Favs: 2,117 - Follows: 2,689 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Sirius B.
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 122,447 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 2,819 - Follows: 3,366 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.]
Pinwheels of Red and Black by Mirimel reviews
What would you do if you were in the world of ninja? How would you react? What would you change?... How would you do it? SI OC. Rated T just in case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,850 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Sasuke U., Naruto U., OC
Walk on the Moon by SixPerfections reviews
A girl reborn into the world of ninja wants to escape the cycle of violence. Power is the only thing that brings freedom in the ninja world and she will have freedom... at any cost. However breaking the bonds she forms won't be as simple as she imagines. AU SI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 136,341 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Ino Y., Neji H., Tenten, OC
Scourgify by Pretend Fiction reviews
The words be careful what you wish for had never rung truer. "Wait... what did she just call my father? Oh, oh god no, anyone but them! Please god no! I'd rather scourgify my own blood then have them for a family! I would take the Malfoys- no, even Voldemort over them! Anyone but...!" SI-OC. Pairings undecided. Not an SI you've read before, according to reviewers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,112 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 9/27/2014
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 106,261 - Reviews: 2136 - Favs: 3,629 - Follows: 3,040 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
An Incomplete Potter Collection by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 230,936 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 9/15/2012
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 88 - Words: 438,478 - Reviews: 7096 - Favs: 6,717 - Follows: 6,429 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
The(questionable) burdens of leadership of a troll Emperor by Noodlehammer reviews
Having check-mated himself into a corner with his acquisition of little sisters that needed protecting as well as freedom, Naruto resigns himself to the idea of taking charge of a nation for their sake. That didn't mean he was going to take the whole thing as seriously as his wife had intended though. Fourth in series.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 161,896 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 2,399 - Follows: 2,280 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 12/25/2014
Zeppo Effect : Fight for the Lost by Dr Gonzo reviews
The Galaxy's Greatest Hero is back from the dead with a small army of the deadliest operatives in the galaxy to take on all comers. They say it's a suicide mission, that it's certain death. THEY keep forgetting that Shepard has a Zeppo in her corner.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 75 - Words: 348,913 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Xander H., Shepard (F)
Hacia el sol by lucife56 reviews
Life is not fair, life is not easy, even less for a Hyuga. Self insertion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,477 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Neji H., Hinata H., Hiashi H.
Strawberry by Lore55 reviews
They threw tomatoes at my face so it would match my hair. Personally I thought it was more like a strawberry. SI/reincarnation. Uzumaki twins.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,024 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 11/30/2014
Paradise by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
He may be a supposedly dead missing-nin but he was raised a gentlemen, helping the crying pink haired girl was just proof of that...too bad he got attached to her smile afterwards. -Starts during the wave arc-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 85,373 - Reviews: 1775 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U.
Laterality by Kettobase reviews
"Why," she wondered, "was I given a second chance in this world, in this family, in this particular time, if not to change the status quo?" Thinking that was all well and good—however, enacting it was a completely different, and extremely difficult, matter. Semi-SI OC Rebirth fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 213,936 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Minato N., Kushina U., OC
Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,646 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
When Signing a Contract, Always Read the Fine Print by gentlemankitsune reviews
Minato screws up when he signs a contract dictating that Naruto would be the protagonist of a videogame being developed by TOBI inc. This has unknown consequences at the time, but 13 years later it manifests in a way that leaves Naruto trapped in a world full of videogame UI, Sintax, and shit ton of confusion. Will Naruto be able to survive, or will it be GAME OVER?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 212,040 - Reviews: 1691 - Favs: 2,354 - Follows: 2,698 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Naruto U., Anko M., Fū
Dragonfly by Kettobase reviews
Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,250 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Itachi U., Shisui U., OC
Alternate Worlds by HemingwayisBOSS reviews
In a different world, Esdeath tracks down a member of Night Raid's local team to Tatsumi's village three days before he was supposed to leave. Trapped in the clutches of the Queen of Ice, will he ever be able to find his true destiny? Betareading done by Pyromania101.
Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 137,090 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Tatsumi, Esdese
Dysphoria by Supernatural Crossover Girl reviews
Reincarnation isn't always like it is in the fanfictions. Sometimes, you end up in a body you would never expect to have ended up in. Sometimes, you end up in a body, that is completely wrong. SI OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,251 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
His Greatest Wish by AndromedaMarine reviews
It has been Severus Snape's greatest wish to go back and fix his life with Lily. What happens when he suddenly gets the chance, remembers everything, and has changed enough to avoid Slytherin? Marauder-era, pre- and established Severus/Lily. 44/50
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 202,489 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Masked Demon Vessel by Alban55 reviews
Every year, a festival is held to honor the defeat of the Kyuubi. However, Naruto is excluded from most events in the festival, and is not even allowed to wear the traditional masks that come with it. In fact, all the salesmen seem to ignore him... except for a strange, grinning salesman who has just dropped into town... with his evil looking mask.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,290 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Lily is not quite a normal little girl. The Dursleys always say she's a freak just like her freakish parents, her uncle Death seems to be convinced she's the grim reaper, and her ever political and invisible best friend Wizard Lenin just thinks she should take over the world. On top of all that the secret society of wizards think she's Jesus. AU female!Harry among other things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,248 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 2,800 - Follows: 2,919 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Wild War Child by cherryvvoid reviews
Because she was Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Madara was her, and try as she might there was no changing that. SI-as-fem!Madara. Hashirama/SI-fem!Madara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,951 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Madara U., Izuna U., Hashirama S., OC
Catch Your Breath by Lang Noi reviews
Inspired by Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine." Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 70 - Words: 360,643 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 2,290 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Hayate G., Rin, Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H.
Steal My Thunder God by Nauro reviews
Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 103,824 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 4,136 - Follows: 4,855 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U.
Clarity by ElectraSev5n reviews
It's all about your perspective, really. She may have been kidnapped by a lunatic, or this might be an interesting new employment opportunity. She'll hang around for now- she doesn't have anything better to do. This is the sequel to 'Vapors', an OC story that loosely follows the conventions of a SI. I don't recommend starting here, I really don't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 226,831 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 7/20/2014
The Two Body Problem by Tozette reviews
Hermione receives the diary. Neither she, nor Tom, is what the other was expecting. [Origin story for a dark Hermione. This is not a romance. Canon AU.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,967 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 3/2 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 127,312 - Reviews: 4780 - Favs: 7,600 - Follows: 8,351 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
October by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
It is not paradox to rewrite history, in the breath of a single moment a universe blooms into existence as another path fades from view, Tom Riddle meets an aberration on the train to Hogwarts and the rest is in flux. AU, time travel, Death!Harry, slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 82,206 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 1,990 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 4/29/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Wildfire by The King in White reviews
Nigh two decades after Prince Rhaegar became a kinslayer, all seems well. But there is blood and fire on the horizon, and beyond the Wall fell things wake.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,674 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 3/29 - Rhaegar T., Aegon VI
Expedient by SwiftKick reviews
In order to cement a truce between the two villages, Konoha and Iwa exchange recently graduated academy students. Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 193,000 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
The Blurring Lines by GaleSynch reviews
AU: Switching bodies with a mini-psychopath gave me a reason to be insane, at the very least; surviving in the world of the shinobi required insanity and heartlessness that Uchiha Miyo possessed in spades. [Self-Insert, Male OC as Sasuke's younger brother]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,099 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Sasuke U., OC
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 515,315 - Reviews: 1823 - Favs: 3,701 - Follows: 3,342 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Inquisitor Carrow and the Tournament of Tribulations by littlewhitecat reviews
His plans to insert himself within the guts of the Ministry of Magic have been highly successful, his apprentices are proving to be both talented and intuitive, and his efforts to consolidate his position within the mundane world are proceeding nicely. But as he knows all to well, all plans disintegrate on contact with reality...and what is English Heritage anyway?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 127,841 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 7/1/2014
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 13913 - Favs: 16,883 - Follows: 14,327 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 121,468 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 2,300 - Follows: 2,969 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Dangers of Foresight by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Anakin's 9 years old again and back at the Temple, bound and determined to change destiny. To do so, he has to juggle trying to stop Dooku from joining Sidious, freeing his mother, avoiding Palpatine, and his training all while maintaining his cover as a 9-year-old initiate. Too bad keeping up a facade isn't one of his strong points.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 131,687 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 2,149 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, Count Dooku, Obi-Wan K., E. Palpatine
Visited by a Doctor by Tangerine-Alert reviews
At a young age Harry met someone called the Doctor, he became his friend. Over the course of his school life the Doctor returned, in each of his incarnations. Leaving Hogwarts Harry continues to have adventures, visited upon by the Doctor's influences.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 74 - Words: 612,544 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P.
A Necessary Gift: A Harry Potter Story by cosette-aimee reviews
The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 168,278 - Reviews: 3107 - Favs: 6,777 - Follows: 8,161 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Loyalty by A True Radical Dreamer reviews
Blind loyalty is simple; the problem only begins when the world makes you open your eyes. Sakura-centric, AU, pre-timeskip.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 141,606 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Sakura H.
Weight of the World by Tsume Yuki reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is the saviour, the prophecy child. If there is one body you don't want to get shoved into, it's that one. Suddenly female or not. And as the gods would have it, that's exactly where I ended up. In the body of a blonde, whiskered female child with a mountain of expectations pressing down on me. Brilliant. Self Insert. FemNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 115,314 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 1,748 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Shisui U.
Mind the Gap by Sage Thrasher reviews
A psychiatrist is reborn—and promptly diagnoses the Naruto world as clinically insane. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,038 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 12/12/2014 - OC, Inoichi Y., Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Alternate Beginnings of an Uzumaki by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories of Naruto, some interesting ideas, some not-so-interesting ideas. For Want of a Nail, Time-travel, and AUs.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,077 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 9/9/2012
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13278 - Favs: 16,871 - Follows: 15,839 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Scarlet Waters by RubyNightsGavlyn reviews
Being reborn into the Bloody Mist wasn't good for one's psyche. [OC SI]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,465 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 6/13/2014 - OC
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 715,476 - Reviews: 7183 - Favs: 6,534 - Follows: 7,573 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Actions and Words by Ekusukallybaa reviews
In the aftermath of Orochimaru's Invasion and Itachi's second Tsukuyomi, Sasuke is left with two revelations. The first is that his friends were put in danger because of him. The second is that he will do anything to protect them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,808 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Sasuke U., Team Seven, Team Hawk, Indara
The Natural Habitat of Haruno Sakura by Tozette reviews
College AU. Sakura moves to a new town to attend university and desperately needs to find a cheap room in a share house. Luckily, the Akatsuki need a new housemate. (Or: the one where Itachi is a starving law student, Kakashi is teaching professional ethics and Pein is a hipster barista. Also there's a really scarring incident involving Hidan and a goat.) Violence, sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,120 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 3494 - Favs: 4,863 - Follows: 5,584 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Appeal of Authority by jacobk reviews
Sakura is back in Konoha after a flurry of dangerous missions, safe and sound. Or so she thinks. Life in a ninja village is never simple, and she's going to find out what it really means to be Tsunade's protege. In the mean time, Konoha's enemies are hardly idle... Sequel to Trial by Ninja.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,469 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Sakura H., Tsunade S.
What Doesn't Kill You by Zbluez reviews
...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,365 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 2,344 - Follows: 2,759 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Lee R., Neji H., OC
Remembrance by Nitefallen reviews
"There is no clan that feels deeper love than the Uchiha." -Tobirama Senju. It was so true. But when your older brothers happened to be Itachi and Sasuke Uchiha… when you have a certain Madara Uchiha in your head… Was history destined to repeat itself? SI / OC as the younger sister to Sasuke, featuring Madara as a voice in her head. Chapter 6:"Because Konoha is Flawed. Soft. Weak."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,413 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 1/6 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Madara U., OC
Virtue 徳 by Fae's Redemption reviews
Of course, of fucking course. The girl with Arachnophobia is reborn into the Naruto world as a god damn Aburame. Fate is just so funny like that. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,435 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 2/14
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,508 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 1,245 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Devil's Advocate by livezinshadowz reviews
Character study. An accidental meeting brings Zetsu into Naruto's life as his tutor. With Zetsu trying to sway Naruto to his own philosophy of "the only one you can rely on is yourself", Naruto discovers that the world isn't as black and white as his tutor is, that there are at least two sides to every story, and that he has a lot to learn. Hinted NaruIno and NaruTen; grey!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,609 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 1,713 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Tenten, Zetsu
Rainy Days by Wynth reviews
It took her a while before Sakura was convinced that she was once again in her twelve year old body, but by that time it was too late. •Time-Travel / AU•
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 145,554 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sakura H.
Not Sick by Ser Serendipity reviews
In one world, after defeating his brother, Itachi Uchiha dropped dead, victim of a mysterious disease, and the future of the ninja world was set for the worse. However, in another, Itachi was not sick. From this small difference, many changes will spring, and many plans will be overturned. The path of the last of the Uchiha, and the world itself, will be altered forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 268,298 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Naruto U., Sakura H.
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,339 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 1,305 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N.
Harry & the Mysterious Curse of the GirlWhoLived by Lord Jeram reviews
Harry always knew that there was something unique about him. In a way, the arrival of the Hogwarts acceptance letters was almost expected... except, why are they all addressed to 'Harriet Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 128,481 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5240 - Favs: 3,723 - Follows: 4,275 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/7/2012
Tobi's Massive Adventure by OnlineImhotep reviews
After a trans-dimensional mishap, Tobi teleports to Omega! He soon meets Shepard and the crew, how will the story change with one of the most powerful shinobi of his generation involved?
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,890 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Shepard (F)
Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy by ForrestUUID reviews
No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 146,124 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Plucking Strings by Digitize27 reviews
A chance collision early in Naruto's life will irrevocably change the path he takes; what happens when Naruto's views are shifted before even his dream to become Hokage? Where will his new path take him, and how many strings will he pull or threads will he trip over along the way? Puppeteer!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,168 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 2,173 - Follows: 2,308 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Naruto U.
Overlady by EarthScorpion reviews
"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 231,604 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 1,595 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Louise
Echoes by Kagaseo reviews
AU. A modification of the seal holding back the Kyuubi has surprising consequences. When each choice brings about a new world, what will happen when different possibilities collide? Many Naruto wreaking havoc! First fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 55 - Words: 562,400 - Reviews: 1902 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Shinji and the Doctor by machiavelli reviews
Fourteen-year-old Shinji Ikari finds himself being mentored by the greatest English teacher in the multiverse. The real question is, will the strange man called the Doctor help save the world - or end it? (Cover art by Epsthian-Artist on DeviantArt. Used with permission.)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 80 - Words: 139,125 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 9/8/2011 - 10th Doctor, Shinji I., Misato K., Asuka L. S.
Rotted Rowan by Darkpetal16 reviews
The stories go with someone always trying to do good in the Narutoverse, but good is a subjective term. What qualifies as 'good' for them, could be drastically different for those who actually live in the Narutoverse. Realistic Antagonist OC. OC SI Self-Insert Antagonistic!OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,228 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Madara U., Mito U., OC
Twisted Path by kuraiame16 reviews
Because the world, no matter what happened, would always continue to move forward and it was her job to make sure she didn't get lost on the twisted path ahead of her. Rated T for possible future language and violence. Self-Insert OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,602 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., OC
Snapshots of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin by Hermionechan90 reviews
Approved spin off story of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin from Whispering Darkness. Kakashi may now have to live the life of a missing nin but that didn't mean that he couldn't have fun did it? ...though there are a few things that he really hadn't anticipated.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,614 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 12/6/2014
A Political Perspective by VJ Riddle reviews
Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,915 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 1,846 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Top of the Tree by CupcakeLoopy reviews
"Well, f*ck," was my very first thought. And maybe a few other curse words. Rated M for language. Self-insert OC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,373 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 1,868 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Hiruzen S., Asuma S., OC
How Sasuke Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Mangekyo Sharingan by Ekusukallybaa reviews
The Mangekyo Sharingan reveals things to its users. Many, many things. Like the fact that the entire world is an illusion, and the only way to escape is to die. Sasuke just decides to speed this process along. (Collaboration with Ser Serendipity, Crackfic.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Obito U./Tobi, Pain/Pein
Day One by Lapsed Pacifist reviews
The last thing I remember was listening to the doctors at the ER talk about "hypovolemic shock" and something about trauma and - well, it didn't sound good, you know? When I next woke up, a tall woman in a lab coat was flashing a light into my eyes and calling me Sasuke. [OC, semi-SI. No godlike powers. Info/warnings at the top of first chapter.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,408 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Sasuke U., OC
Expendable Heroes by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Sasuke Uchiha could never quite understand how a boy two years his junior somehow managed to get into the academy and remain there despite dead-last status. Suffice to say, he's in for quite a shock when said little boy hands him his ass. And that, as they say, is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 117,207 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 2,264 - Follows: 2,613 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Villainous Comeback by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Harry Potter, the Wizarding World's Hero and Savior was sent far away to his last remaining family by blood, in order to ensure his protection. Unfortunately for the Wizarding World, Harry had no blood relation to the Dursleys or the Evanses...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,638 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Harry P.
Hokage By Necessity by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Hokage-it was Naruto's dream, just as Sasuke was his promise. And for a short, glorious time, he had them both. But when tragedy strikes, it is Sakura who must continue to bear the reality of the dream: endless paperwork, bickering Kage, and political factions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,569 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Sakura H.
Konoha no Senkou Arashi by Minion of Set reviews
She's finally become a shinobi, after years of acting the fool. Well, mostly acting anyway... FemNaruto. NaruSasu. Please Read and Review. I think you'll be surprised. Indefinite Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 159,410 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 2,179 - Follows: 2,091 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Naruko U., Sasuke U.
Simplicity by PeinSaku reviews
She is the girl that has no heart, and he is the man that unknowingly stole it. "You will become my tool. You will fight for me, aid me when I call upon you. And in exchange, I will ensure that you become the most widely-revered kunoichi of your time."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,235 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 2/15/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasori]
Will of Fire, Soul of Ramen by Schwep reviews
Growing up Naruto had two father figures: Teuchi of Ichiraku's Ramen and the Hokage. What if he had decided to emulate Teuchi rather than the Hokage?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 3839 - Favs: 7,294 - Follows: 7,414 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Para Bellum by Lord Silvere reviews
An ambitious Voldemort prepares to lead his armies into the Delenda Est dimension to topple Minister Black III. But, he has lost the element of surprise, and there is a Pre-OotP dimension in between his dimension and the DE dimension where he will have to fight Minister Black's armies, spies, and civilian meddlers, not to mention two Harry Potters and the infamous Black Triplets.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,471 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 1,513 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W., Bellatrix L.
Magnolia Crescent by LadyElemental reviews
Instead of watching, Black talks to Harry before the Knight Bus arrives. This simple and seemingly small decision opens new doors for Harry, giving him more spells, new abilities, and a new outlook on people in general.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 145,231 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Next Great Adventure by Taure reviews
Harry sacrifices himself to Voldemort in the Forbidden Forest expecting to die. Instead he wakes up in the Third Age of Middle Earth, lost and confused. Realistic crossover with canon Harry. No power-ups, elfling Harry or tenth walker. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,741 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 1,059 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Harry P.
Sekirei? Is that some new species of little sister? by Noodlehammer reviews
Naruto was on a mission to get himself some little sisters and by his divine left testicle, he was going to get them. Xanna was content to let him do it and maybe corrupt one or two in the process for amusement. Third in series, advisable to read previous ones first.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 183,552 - Reviews: 2424 - Favs: 2,642 - Follows: 2,133 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Complete
Echo by Unstable Waterbottle reviews
She wasn't someone who wanted to save the world- no. She wanted the world for herself and wouldn't settle for anything less. SI/OC deal. Rating is for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,638 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 9/7/2014
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,967 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Liturgy of the Hours by PK Samurai reviews
For as long as he can remember, a voice has always been whispering in his mind, twisting him...changing him... [Psychopath!Naruto]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,941 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Clockwork and a teacup by Artsome reviews
What if you open your eyes and find yourself in the Naruto world? What would happen with a Sakura with a different mindset and knowledge of the future? - Another OC falls into Naruto. But hey, I want to be original (maybe not), so my OC Insert wakes up in Sakura's body. Of course I'm going to change a lot more of the plot. Curious? Stay and read. :)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,588 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 1,558 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Sakura H., OC
Persona 4 Resonance of the Abyss by Dr.Evil reviews
After the Abyss of Time disappears, a girl awakens from a long sleep. How will her presence affect the town of Inaba, and the events that are about to happen there?
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,667 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Female Protagonist
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,290 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 2,818 - Follows: 3,366 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Wars of the Bhaalspawn by Capt. Incredible reviews
Complete! The Throne of Bhaal can no longer be left unoccupied- a war for the Throne has begun. With his closest companions at his side, one Bhaalspawn sorcerer moves ever closer to claiming the power of Bhaal for his own, regardless of desire or intent.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 428,675 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
Hit The Ground Running by Tozette reviews
The Horcrux in Harry's head wakes up and begins talking to Harry long before he's ever heard the name Voldemort. Philosopher's Stone AU. Warnings for some instances of child abuse. No pairings. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,846 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 3,257 - Follows: 3,097 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Ripples by Bloody Mary reviews
There were a myriad threads upon which the fate of the Galaxy hung. Some of them were momentous events, others were just tiny everyday decisions. Some of those choices are made by the great, like the Emperor of Mankind, while others, but people whose names are meant to be forgotten, like a slaver from Nuceria - the planet where the Primarch Angron will grow up.
Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,602 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 4/28/2014
The Estranged Star by GaleSynch reviews
AU: Undying loyalty to one's mother was not a crime but when my new mother happened to be the infamous Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange? Perhaps it was time to rethink my loyalty. SI, Male OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,802 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - [OC, Barty C. Jr.] Bellatrix L.
Atlas by Kagaseo reviews
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I don't have chakra. I can't walk on walls, I can't breath fire, and I certainly can't make a clone of myself. Who cares? I'm awesome anyway." Can Naruto be a good ninja in a world where everyone BUT him has superpowers? Yes. Yes he can.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 171,453 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 1,550 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Naruto U.
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 50 - Words: 351,621 - Reviews: 4222 - Favs: 5,047 - Follows: 4,807 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Three Jerks And A Scarecrow by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which Team 7 contains an arrogant douchebag, an imitator and a robber, and they're not who you're expecting them to be. Inspired by every other fic with the same premise ever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,830 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Team Seven, Kakashi H.
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 5586 - Favs: 5,924 - Follows: 7,198 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Mirage of Kaleidoscopes by SucreTeen123 reviews
Life is a kaleidoscope full of mirrors and shards that twist and turn creating a mirage of beauty and colour and life is nothing more than a beautiful illusion, just like a kaleidoscope. Self-Insert. SI. OC.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,447 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi, OC
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, the drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 205,077 - Reviews: 1770 - Favs: 3,869 - Follows: 3,690 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
It's a Mad Mad World by Memory25 reviews
Funny thing about being reborn in the Naruto world... SI/OC insert. This is officially half-crack now. No, seriously, it's crack. Please treat it as such.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,643 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 10/16/2013 - OC
Blood in the Water by Archer the Undreamed reviews
Sakura wakes up after her disastrous Chuunin exam match and starts re-evaluating. But nothing would have really changed, if Akatsuki hadn't come to Konoha early.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,287 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Sakura H.
Oiroke no Sakura by Oniko reviews
Naruto badgers Sakura into learning his Sexy Jutsu so he can sneak her into his bachelor party. Sakura caves in to find the experience transforming in more ways then one, causing her to question her self-identity, gender and sexuality.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,198 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
A Tale of a Gentle Ninja by arbiter650 reviews
Lost in a world, no, a reality that is quite literally alien to her, Konan must figure out how she got here, why, and whether or not to return home... if she even can. In the meantime, she needs to first figure out how to survive in this strange and infuriating world, and it may take more than Jiraya's teachings to do just that.
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,742 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 10/5/2014
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Having spent over fifty years as a notebook the fragment of soul who still refers to himself as Tom Riddle regains influence over the mortal plane and finds reality to be an ephemeral thing while Harry Potter, a young boy of eight, discovers that things both are and are not what they seem. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,853 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The One He Feared by Taure reviews
Post-HBP, DH divergence. Albus Dumbledore left Harry more than just a snitch. Armed with 63 years of memories, can Harry take charge of the war? No bashing, canon compliant tone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,225 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Teamwork: A Teacher's Guide by Tozette reviews
Kakashi. Time-travel. He's gonna fix Team Seven if it kills them all. [Contains: Team 7 feels, Kakashi is the most socially stunted, Kakashi believes in the team bonds created through the magical power of shared trauma!, future paranoid, codependent Team 7 OT3.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,476 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Forethought by beemera reviews
Whoever said dying was blissful deserved a kick in the wazoo. Unfortunately, I'd never heard a saying appropriate for being reborn into an impossible place. DISCLAIMER: I don't own NARUTO. Semi-self-insert/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 188,907 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 2,353 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yamato, OC
Monster by Madame Mayhem reviews
All she had to do was play her part in her new world and blend in, and now she had the red colors of blood stained onto her hands; though she couldn't seem to give a care. Konoha birthed a monster. Self-Insert OC / SI OC / Dark!OC, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,922 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Orochimaru, Minato N., Hiashi H., OC - Complete
Heir by Na'hiel reviews
When Harry was five, he met his best friend: the sliver of another man's soul living inside of him. Things would never be the same again. Eventual HP/DM slash with other slash and non-slash couples.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 182,614 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 1,569 - Follows: 2,054 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 260,704 - Reviews: 4932 - Favs: 5,066 - Follows: 6,350 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Tale of the Setting Sun by PK Samurai reviews
Naruto was born with hair as red as his mother's – but with a face and intellect that paralleled his father, the Fourth Hokage. Will the revolution he brings be the world's salvation or destruction?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,542 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 4,422 - Follows: 5,067 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Naruto U.
New Wind Nation: Alliance by Kyogre reviews
AU. Hidden Sand genin Naruto has gained a good friend in Gaara, but now he and the entire village are facing a new crisis. It's a race to convince their leader to abandon his plans of an invasion, or they just might find themselves on the brink of a new war. (Sequel to New Wind Nation.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,805 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Gaara, The Fourth Kazekage - Complete
First Try: Team Tetsuo by Lucillia reviews
Kakashi was a bit late to fill out a bit of paperwork, and Tetsuo manages to keep Naruto as his student and gain that year's Rookie of the Year and Top Kunoichi. With what he sees as a potential dream team, or at least one that won't drag Naruto down, he decides to prepare them for the Winter Chunin Exams that are coming up in two months. Diverges from First Try Chapter 11.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 88,911 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 2,034 - Follows: 2,289 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Darkened Virtue by Madame Mayhem reviews
When you are reborn in a place that you know will have a dark-like future, you want nothing more than to tweak scenarios in the timeline a little in hope of the possible better. But who says you have to stop there, or even go about it in that way? Why not do things differently? Antagonistic Self-Insert OC, Antagonist!OC, slight Obito/OC. Inspired by: Darkpetal16's "Rotted Rowan"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,386 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Obito U./Tobi, Madara U., Kagami U., OC
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3206 - Favs: 7,664 - Follows: 8,822 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
A Big Happy Uzumaki Family by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Inspired by Lucillia's "A Blond and a Redhead Walk Into a Chunin Exam", premise stolen with permission. Karin calls bull on Naruto's claim to the Uzumaki name. Meanwhile, Naruto is just ecstatic to find out he has family, even if she has... odd ideas about how close family should be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,885 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [Karin, Naruto U.]
Paging Dr Bell by zArkham reviews
The 15 year anniversary of Voldemort's defeat is near so Luna is writing the behind the scenes look at what the 'power He knew not' was all about. She turns to Dr. Bell, famous psychologist, for her unique view of the B-W-L. Year 1 onwards w/future perspective. Harry/Multi due to House needs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 203,568 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Katie B.
Blind Stars of Fortune by 100demons reviews
Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,677 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 2,632 - Follows: 3,096 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kakashi H.
Trolling the League by Noodlehammer reviews
Finished with their overly long honeymoon, Naruto and Xanna leave their dimension of origin in favor of a new(and hopefully interesting) one. Finding themselves faced with a world where the supposed protectors of the innocent refuse to kill their obviously evil counterparts, they decide to push some buttons. Sequel to my first story, strongly recommended you read that first.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,582 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 2,671 - Follows: 2,028 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Memories of Rain by Against.The.Current reviews
This is the kind of thing I had always dreamed about, but the reality is far from a fairytale. Being reborn into a world of ninja and all the war and intrigue that inevitably follows them- caution and hope intermingled. A Self-Insert fic with a dose of reality.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,923 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Lee R., Team Seven
Making Arrangements by CrownsofLaurels reviews
Iruka always told her that skipping out on the Academy lectures would come back to bite her on the ass one day. At least the confidentiality clause of this latest mission would keep her from having to hear "I told you so." Kakashi/femNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,153 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 1,970 - Follows: 2,299 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Naruko U., Kakashi H., Naruto U.
My Grandfather Was A WHAT? ! by Lucillia reviews
Harry rather complicates his life and unwittingly gets revenge on his relatives when he sends out a letter addressed to "A Blood Relative Who Isn't Petunia or Dudley" and a former follower of Grindelwald who'd just gotten out of prison and was looking for a place to stay receives it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D., Dudley D.
Chasing Sunflower's by OrangeInk101a reviews
"Picture this, you're minding your own business when some evil guy tramples your consciousness and plays you like a fool. Then you suffer the consequences by being sentenced to prison for all eternity. Wouldn't you be a little pissed off too?"Sunflowers mean unwavering faith and patience; I was far from that. But I had to remember, you're not always reincarnated as a human
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,115 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Akatsuki, Team Seven
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 5090 - Favs: 6,342 - Follows: 6,176 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Vapors by ElectraSev5n reviews
This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 670,658 - Reviews: 4343 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
Tricking the Past by ladyklee reviews
The saga of the youngest Cousland family member, Serena, who would eventually become the fabled Hero of Ferelden. Longing to reconcile her past and present, she has no where to look but the future. Chapter 85 - Hope, now up!
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 316,556 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Alistair, Cousland
Accidental Evil by Rachelme177 reviews
Ever thought 'Really? You can perform the most evil magic known to wizardkind accidentally' Then this series of one-shots is for you. HP w/ most key players at some point. CHAPTER 13: THE MAP - you'll understand when you read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,986 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Harry P.
Senkei by XxZuiliu reviews
It's a miracle in itself that life extends beyond death. But in reality, reincarnation in the time of the warring clans is a curse, not a blessing. Self-Insert OC. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,964 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 2/3/2013 - OC - Complete
Troublesome Timing by frznlights reviews
Shikamaru didn't know if it was time travel or reincarnation. But between memories of the future and having Itachi and Sasuke as brothers, he knew his dreams of a simple life would be impossible. (Or: The best idea I had for motivating Shikamaru to interact with Itachi).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,272 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 2,200 - Follows: 2,460 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Shikamaru N., Itachi U.
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 3702 - Favs: 4,991 - Follows: 3,336 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
In Bad Faith by Slayer Anderson reviews
I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,552 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 2,443 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - OC, Draco M.
An Idiot's Guide to the Universe by muishiki reviews
Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,874 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Naruto U.
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 10519 - Favs: 5,889 - Follows: 5,299 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Stitch in Time by cassikat reviews
AU. Dumbledore should never have left Harry on the Dursley's doorstep unattended. Now someone else has found him, and what will become of the Wizarding World with Harry raised by the most pragmatic genius in the universe?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,661 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 6/11/2011 - The Rani, Harry P.
Rebirth by the.shrewd.ravenclaw reviews
In death I found life, life in another form and in another universe. OC Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,731 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., OC
Kurama Uzumaki by puiwaihin reviews
There's a blond haired ninja running around Konoha wearing an orange jumpsuit, but his name isn't Naruto. It's Kurama. So, then, what is it that's sealed inside him? You guessed it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,255 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2572 - Favs: 4,774 - Follows: 4,792 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
From the Bottom of a Bottle by athos-aramis reviews
The Dragonborn is B-R-O-K-E, broke. Her house is in shambles, her name is disgraced, and there isn't even enough money left for a nice bottle of ale. Elsa is down on her luck until she is forced into the hall of the Companions and finds Vilkas.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 125,151 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vilkas
Ice and Honor by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What if there were a little more magic in and among the Starks of Winterfell? This Ned Stark has to adjust to a different code of honor if he's going to save the lives of his family members.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,273 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 103 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Eddard S., M. Luwin - Complete
Leftovers by Viraqua reviews
Due to certain events, Kurenai finds herself the reluctant sensei of a student that makes her genjutsu look like infomercials. Thus is the story of Team 11. Rated MA because I'm evil...and possible lemons, drug references, harems, depravity, and everything else I can think of. No, Kurenai and Naruto don't get together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,328 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 2,288 - Follows: 2,507 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Kurenai Y., Naruto U.
Once and After by Shana the Short reviews
By a sick twist of fate, the mission to Wave ends in disaster for Sakura. Terrified of her own home and the people she should trust the most, she finds herself on the run. When real life seems stranger than fiction, is there any way to carve out a normal life?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,729 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Sakura H., Sanbi/Isobu
Introverted by Shadenight123 reviews
Being ignored and gazed at with hatred can lead someone to become a boisterous and loud orange-wearing shinobi, but it can also drive him to become a silent and invisible introvert. Of the two, Naruto takes the logical choice for a future in the Ninja World. Team Sai-Naruto-Sakura. No pairings. Future of bloodshed and grittiness assured.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 65 - Words: 442,070 - Reviews: 1813 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Sai - Complete
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 3,817 - Follows: 4,790 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Jamie Evans and the Lonely Queen by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Jamie has survived an entire year and has successfully kept her employment at Hogwarts. Now she has to deal with a family that knows who she is, a government that doesn't want her in the country, and people demanding to know when she'll get married. That, and there's also the pesky after-effects of throwing herself backwards through time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,447 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Harry P., N. Tonks]
Destiny is a Hazy Thing by Calanor reviews
The Yondaime had a plan, Madara had another. They were not the only ones who wanted their own vision to come to pass, but the future is never certain. When all plans of gods and men fail Naruto is suddenly free to choose his own destiny. Slow development
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 567,152 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
They Shook Hands : Year Five (Post-Canon Revision) by Dethryl reviews
The war has begun. The evil forces of Lord Voldemort have overrun Azkaban prison, and the Ministry of Magic and the Order of the Phoenix struggle to prevent the wizarding world from collapsing. Harry spends the summer cooped up in Grimmauld Place, but he really just wants to do something. Fortunately, the new Defence teacher helps the students prepare to fight the darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 230,456 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M. - Complete
Worth Dying For by Shadow Rebirth reviews
My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I am a shinobi by profession, an advisor by chance, and a warmonger according to my enemies. My story started with a death god, ended with an empire, and struck up a revolution somewhere along the way. [AU background]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 76,552 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Tri-Wizard Tournament by DrizzleWizzle reviews
(4/7) Harry Potter is Slytherin's Tri-Wizard Champion. Witches want him. Wizards want to be him. Death Eaters want to kill him. Even though Harry's selection is an attempt on his life, Harry doesn't see any reason not to enjoy the benefits of being a Champion… especially when that means snogging shapely witches. But will Harry become distracted from his primary goal: survival?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 149,350 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 8/30/2013 - [Harry P., Pansy P.] - Complete
Ascend to Heaven by SixPerfections reviews
Sakura has a Kekkei Genkai. Sakura-centric. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Sakura H., Team Seven
Magics of the Arcane by Eilyfe reviews
Sometimes, all it takes for a man to rise to greatness is a helping hand and the incentive to survive. Amid giants, there is no choice but become one yourself. If you want to keep on living, that is. [GoF, Mentor!Albus]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 193,359 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 3,795 - Follows: 4,032 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Albus D.
Swapping The Cage by Rathanel reviews
Konoha wakes up one morning to find that the Naruto they knew is gone. But the replacement claims he's Naruto too, and they can't be that different... right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,409 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 1,896 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 510,604 - Reviews: 6627 - Favs: 5,491 - Follows: 4,478 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
Felo de Se by GaleSynch reviews
AU: FemSasuke. Mokuton!Naruto. All she had was her hate and her memories of the dead until a blundering blonde Senju stumbled into her life. FemSasu/NaruSasu. NaruFemSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 115,888 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Making Uzumaki by PsyckoSama reviews
Naruto's always had big dreams, but unbeknownst to him he's heir to a legacy that dwarfs all of them. Sometimes all it takes is the beat of a butterfly's wings to put you on the path to greatness. With some luck, some help, and a whole lot of hard work, Naruto is going to make the name Uzumaki something to be respected once more. Naru/Haku, probably multi later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,343 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 2,524 - Follows: 2,770 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Naruto U., Haku
Rise of the Wizards by Teufel1987 reviews
Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 479,722 - Reviews: 3664 - Favs: 4,925 - Follows: 4,261 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Lighting the Path by Michael Weyer reviews
When her Viper explodes, Kara Thrace finds herself recruited to a Corps that can lead to Earth and its special protectors. Crossover with DC Comics.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 89,279 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 2/8/2009
Harry Potter and the Three Rules by Brent Dax reviews
At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,995 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 2,755 - Follows: 3,813 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Children of Change by T. E. Tanglebrooke reviews
A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 286,698 - Reviews: 3372 - Favs: 5,226 - Follows: 6,152 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Ouroboros by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
The cruel, beautiful smile, the predatory violet eyes of his torturer, lover and savior, Bellatrix Lestrange, ensnared him. Even after escape she became his sole obsession. To feel her touch again Harry will tear apart the Wizarding world, stone by stone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 55,523 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Making Uzumaki (Original Version) by PsyckoSama reviews
The original version of Making Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,949 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
Sitra Ahra by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
On the night of Halloween 1981, Harry Potter vanished for eight years, reappearing at a Muggle orphanage with no recollection of his past. The deck stacked heavily against him, Harry arrives at Hogwarts, his past the key to the present’s brewing storm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 363,743 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Harry P.
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 2881 - Favs: 5,903 - Follows: 6,721 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
The Green Beastling by sweetlilsunshine reviews
If you think being reborn in Kohona is tough; try being reborn as the spawn of it's infamous 'Green Beast'. Let me tell you, my life got a whole lot more difficult when my disease finally finished me off. -Self Insert-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,914 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Gai M.
Please Drink Responsibly When Saving the World by Zenthisoror reviews
Kakashi has been left by Minato to get Obito off the battlefield, but he never counted on the Kamui dimension being picky about what went into it, nor on Obito's stash of Awamori, and most certainly not the chance that the two might get drunk enough to attempt to save the world. (Crack, definitely crack, post Chapter 655, one shot)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Twist of Fate by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
When Naruto is ten, an incident makes him run away from the leaf village. Read how it changes certain things in his life when he runs into certain mist missing nins. But fate has a way of righting itself as Naruto lives a life among new friends while working his magic and changing lives, working for the day when he fulfills his dream. Believably stronger Naruto. NO YAOI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 129,459 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Haku
Deathly Hallowed by Shujin1 reviews
The Tale of Three Brothers was not a legend. It was a warning. No one cheats Death. And luckily for Lily Potter, the promise of the Cloak's return in exchange for her son's life was a fair deal. Stare into the abyss, Harry Potter, and we will see who blinks first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,463 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Fixed Points in Time by DracoNunquamDormiens reviews
Sirius. James. A Time-Turner. The Tenth Doctor. Enough Said.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,658 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 2/6/2010 - 10th Doctor, Sirius B.
Mists on the Mountains by Koboldlord reviews
Hammel Greymist has returned home after several years of fighting. Yet Skyrim isn't the same as he remembers. For one thing there's the civil war brewing, not to mention the dragons returning... Part original content, part novelization. Male Nord Dragonborn, Contains main, civil war and Companions quest-line. Rated for gore, violence/torture mild sexual content and profanity.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 124,470 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Aela, OC, Lydia
Alexandra Potter by Taure reviews
First year fem!Harry AU. Alexandra Potter has finally come to Hogwarts, where she will meet new friends and discover a world of magic. But will an escalating rivalry threaten all that she's built? Character-driven story, lots of world building. No canon rehash, no bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 119,036 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Harry P., Albus D., Susan B., OC - Complete
Heart and Soul by Sillimaure reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 752,614 - Reviews: 5712 - Favs: 6,401 - Follows: 5,862 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Renegade by Peptuck reviews
The year: 2183. An attack on the Global Defense Initiative colony of Eden Prime threatens to ignite war between GDI and the Citadel, and only one woman can keep the peace, track down the attackers, and expose the true threat to the galaxy. Alt.Universe
Crossover - Command & Conquer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 164,661 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Kane, Shepard (F)
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 4,248 - Follows: 2,861 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Princess of the Blacks by Silently Watches reviews
Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. DARK and NOT for children. fem!bisexual!Harry, minor fem!Harry/Viktor, eventual fem!Harry/Luna, powerful!Harry, James and Lily are alive, twin is BWL, year 4, less cliched than it sounds
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,334 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 2,941 - Follows: 2,366 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
King of Perverts by KillerPen reviews
There were just too many instances lately where Sasuke's hand had accidently landed on Naruto's developing chest during training for Jiraiya's comfort and the sad part was that the girl had no idea that she was being molested. So now it was up to Jiraiya to defend Naruto from Sasuke's lecherous paws. Fun, one-shot with protective Jiraiya, pervert Sasuke and clueless Naruto . R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Jiraiya, Naruko U. - Complete
Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor by Older than Time reviews
Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 2,161 - Follows: 2,246 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Team Seven, Anko M.
Divine Anger by x-kali-x reviews
Seventeen princes, eight divines, and twenty five trials leading to some unknown outcome. Her visions no longer contain themselves to bad dreams and drunken fits and his face is the only common factor the Dragonborn can find between reality and dreams.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,225 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vilkas - Complete
Pulling The Strings by Hubris Plus reviews
Being a ninja is hard enough when you work for the good guys, let alone when you get reincarnated into a family of psychopaths. At least it's better than Bloody Mist. SI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,962 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 1,521 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Kankuro, Gaara
Indistinguishable From Religion by Laryna6 reviews
Sufficiently advanced technology, sufficiently analyzed magic. A hive mind of billions of reality warpers is destroying the order of the multiverse. And that's just the Lilim. Shito assault Tokyo-3. The septentriones and YHVH's angels want a rematch. Oh, and demons are breaking loose, but that's just a side effect of arming the civilians. Shinji, Rei, Asuka? Let's Survive.
Crossover - Evangelion & Megami Tensei - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,844 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Shinji I., Naoya - Complete
Harry Potter and the Swarm by Beyogi reviews
Harry is fed up with watching memories about Voldemort in Dumbledores pensieve. Watching movies in holographic quality doesn't help him survive whatever the Dark Lord has planned next. Looking for help, Harry stumbles into the Room of Requirement, finding a mysterious book about summoning rituals... The Zerg are a mighty help indeed, but this help doesn't come cheap. Please R&R.
Crossover - Harry Potter & StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,621 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Overmind
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1888 - Favs: 4,163 - Follows: 4,420 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Shinji's Angels by Calanor reviews
Third Impact has come and gone, leaving a dead world behind. Only the being that once was Rei Ayanami remains... until someone shows up who gave Rei understanding of her loneliness in the first place. A minor temporal manipulation later the future is wide open again. What can an Angel do against a world that seems determined to meet its end?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,195 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Armisael
The Sasuke Fan Club by jacobk reviews
At the age of six, Ino was the best friend Sakura could imagine. As they grow up, will the challenges they go through bring them closer together or drive them apart?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,893 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
The Line by livezinshadowz reviews
When a young Ino tries to use the Shintenshin for the first time on Naruto, something goes wrong and the two find themselves temporarily stuck in the other's body. A series of moments depicting the evolution of their relationship, from acquaintances to friends to something more, all by crossing that metaphorical line created when a boy and a girl forge a bond. Naruto/Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,700 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] - Complete
Masters and Commanders by willyolioleo reviews
Slightly AU, neutral, male, Vanguard Shepard. A retelling of the trilogy where the Reapers truly have a grand purpose for their actions. Rated M for language and future scenes. No pairings planned at the moment.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,761 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Shepard (M)
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 4988 - Favs: 4,399 - Follows: 4,982 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Izuna and Madara Hogwarts Professors by Lucillia reviews
After Izuna's adventure ends, he and Madara go to another world to search for the Sage of the Six Paths' hidden legacy. What they find is a cursed job, another branch of the family, and that they're stuck there for a year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,996 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Harry P., Izuna U.
Dust of the Stars by bryan0711 reviews
The Colonies believed themselves alone in the galaxy. The Cylons were their only enemy. After a confrontation between the Valkyrie BSG and Ha'tak motherships the Colonies are thrown onto the galactic scene, unprepared, for an inevitable confrontation...
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 323,498 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 4/5/2010 - J. O'Neill, W. Adama
Idle Doodles by Yamamato reviews
People always wonder, its in our nature. We wonder why some people get away with certain things, we wonder why they act the way they do, and we wonder just what secrets they keep from us. A collection of oneshots, most will be humorous, though there will be the odd serious addition.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,291 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Redundant by The Odd Little Turtle reviews
Saren? Geth? The total annihilation of all organic life? Pffsh. Don't worry! Rich Achievement Unlocked! Emphasizes side quests, hard science, technobabble, & military jargon with a side of Shenko & a helping of squad mate banter. Action, humor, flirting, drama, & brushes with death. Now with 100% more rampaging dinosaurs! (I regret nothing.)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 165,122 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F)
Ranger Harry by Meteoricshipyards reviews
My 2010 Nanowrimo story. A crossover between Harry Potter and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. Harry ends up in an ADnD world at a young age. Trained as a Ranger, when Dumbledore gets him back he's not a little boy any more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,306 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 1,833 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - N. Tonks
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,678 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 2,720 - Follows: 2,166 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Adventures in Child Care and Other One Shots by Perspicacity reviews
An assortment of Harry Potter one shots. Though listed as "Humor/General," the collection also contains Drama, Horror, Family, and Tragedy, as well as a few experimental fiction stories as I work out my stylist chops. Contain crossovers with several fictional worlds, including the Cthulhu Mythos, Starship Troopers, Star Wars, and James Bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,291 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Hero of the Wizarding World? by JK Pratchett reviews
An aged Harry reveals the scandalous truth about his youthful exploits. Read how a lying, womanising coward became the hero of the magical world. Rated M for language and sexual content. Title changed to comply with website's guidelines.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,935 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010
Awakening Into A Nightmare by drakensis reviews
Janos Marik wakes from an extended coma, finding that the Inner Sphere has changed almost beyond recognition... (AU)
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Complete
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 1,957 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Handler of the Jinchuuriki by Writing bunny reviews
Most Hidden Villages have a person assigned to take care of their jinchuuriki. Konoha doesn't. Why? Maybe there's a reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 2,950 - Follows: 2,472 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
The Heir to the Seat of Sundered Kings by Sdhfs reviews
Following his victory over the world eater Alduin, the Dovahkiin turn's his prodigal power towards the looming Aldmeri threat. Knowing the world after long period's of unity tends to divide, the Dragonborn moves to reforge the shattered pieces.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 199,967 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
The Spiral Path by wordhammer reviews
Continuing the Harry Potter story, 'Holly Evans & ...' Bi!Girl!Harry is Riddle's nemesis; having fought into adulthood, she's building a conspiracy using her own Mark- the Spiral. Bizarre, violent, sexy & complex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 56,400 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Mass Effect: Glorious Shotgun Princess by Gregg Landsman reviews
The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,144 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Chasing a Legend by Voiceofsummer reviews
During one of the most crucial missions in the history of Konoha, Sakumo is forced to make an all too different decision. The White Fang dies as a hero and not in disgrace. The life of Hatake Kakashi is changed forever. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 192,600 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Kakashi H., Rin, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The Scorned Son by Calanor reviews
They say hell hath no wrath like a woman scorned, but the wrath of a scorned son comes pretty close. The day his brother massacred the Uchiha clan, Sasuke shrugged. None of those people cared about him anyway. Years later he tries to leave his clan's shadow as a loyal shinobi of Konoha. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,287 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Sasuke U.
Where We Belong by hmmga reviews
The Sorting Hat is fed up with Dumbledores planning, and takes the sorting of Harry's year group into its own hands. With no-one where they expected to be, will they band together? Or will it force them apart? AU, manipulative!Dumbledore Slytherin!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,680 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 1,831 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
Daybreak: Part I by DigitalTart reviews
One of Konoha's greatest enemies is long dead, but Akatsuki lives on, and a new threat to peace is rising in the shinobi nations. The question is... who are the heroes, and who are the villains? AU. Follows One Small Kindness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 318,384 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Team Seven, Itachi U. - Complete
Hell is a Martial Artist by Ozzallos reviews
When the Grand Demoness of Hell finds a new play toy, she gets more than she bargained for with Ranma Saotome, gender cursed heir of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts.
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 174,098 - Reviews: 1651 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 1,561 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Ranma
The Wicked by IBlueMyself reviews
"We got bills to pay, we got mouths to feed- ain't nothing in this world for free. We can't slow down, we can't hold back, though you know we wish we could. You know there ain't no rest for the wicked, 'till we close our eyes for good..."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,892 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Naruto U.
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1839 - Favs: 2,489 - Follows: 2,478 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
Quantum Destinies by Jurai Knight reviews
On a parallel Earth that diverged from the standard Ranma timeline over five hundred years ago, the Empire of Japan rules almost half the world and has done so for almost a century. This is the story of the Ranma 1/2 cast set on that Earth.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 860,045 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Ranma, Nabiki
Grey Clouds Loomed by Shadenight123 reviews
The World of Darkness grips tightly onto the Vampire Harry Potter, who forced by a life debt owed has to protect his sister, the Girl-Who-Lived, from the clutches of the Triwizard tournament and Voldemort. Older Harry and Canon-Cast, Hufflepuff Harry, Independent and Grey. The World of Darkness New and Old are interpreted within.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,449 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Harry P.
Leaving Sunshine by Durp reviews
Death can mean a shift in worlds. Some are better than the last, some are worst. The ones that involve magical ninjas are terrible for everyone involved. OC Self-insert set in Silver Queen's Dreaming of Sunshine Universe. DISCONTINUED, REWRITTEN IN SUPERNOVA SANGSARA
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,580 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Complete
Team Dysfunctional: Mission Konoha by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
Naruto fix-it: starting from the day they graduate from the Academy, someone's going to make sure Naruto and his friends get the happy endings they deserve, without having to cross a river of angst this time. That is, if they can survive their lazy sensei, training mishaps and, of course, each other!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,049 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Failure by Liffae reviews
Team 7 didn't pass the bell test. It was the best thing that ever happened to Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,709 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 1,656 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Naruto U.
Experiments in Empathy by Paradox Jast reviews
The Nine Tails. Everyone in the Elemental Nations knows about it. But no one knows it as well as one Uzumaki Naruto. So what if he meets it a few years earlier, what's the worst that could happen?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 108,985 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 2,218 - Follows: 2,196 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7616 - Favs: 4,916 - Follows: 4,753 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
From Across the Galaxies by Lord Darth Master reviews
Just as the Sith move into position to overthrow the Galactic Republic, an old friend returns to known space and Darth Revan is sent sprawling across time and space. Post KOTOR I & During Mass Effect 2.
Crossover - Star Wars & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,538 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Revan, Shepard (M)
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,000 - Reviews: 3059 - Favs: 5,432 - Follows: 5,990 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
I Close My Eyes by karkashan reviews
He lived again. Just what would he do, then, when he saw his Mizukage, the one who promised to end this world of lies, once more? Oneshot, Kisame x Fem!Obito.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Kisame H. - Complete
The Strength of a Horse by muishiki reviews
Life doesn't quite work out like we hoped. For Ranma, he's a warrior without any wars. For Anko, a Jonin stuck in limbo. When you ride your horse for 1,000 li, you learn about its strength. Ranma 1/2 Naruto Xover. Ranma/Anko Mitarashi
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 83,504 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Ranma, Anko M.
The Last Enemy to be Destroyed by Nauro reviews
Is Death truly the end of everything? Harry Potter returns after an unsuccessful task in Albania to find the reason of his failure. Yet, he will soon wish that he would have never found the truth. Neither life nor death cannot offer him the gift of ignorance - Harry will have to understand just what does becoming the Master of Death truly mean.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,686 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Like Me by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 229 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
The Mass Effect Age by Tscorpio1701 reviews
It is a new age for the galaxy, an age of change, which leads to both pain and joy .
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,023 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 3/10/2011
Journey by JellyfishBlues reviews
Naruto woke in a strange place. He would have written it off as a dream, he wished he could have. When he met his end there, he woke in Konoha in bloodied chainmail. Pyromancy, he would have to look into that. While avoiding suspicion, of course. :: Naruto/Dark Souls crossover, both worlds.
Crossover - Naruto & Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,529 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,199 - Reviews: 2757 - Favs: 4,116 - Follows: 4,233 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Oh God, Not Another One by marmaroth reviews
A self-insert OC finds out she's not as alone as she thought. Far from it, in fact. Oneshot, parody.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Hiruzen S., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Darkest Vindications by Xarkun reviews
How Harry's life would have changed had he never heard that Dark Wizards come from Slytherin. Would he still be the hero we know and love, or would he become even worse than Voldemort? How would he navigate obstacles? Who would help him along the way?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 191,299 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P.
A Ninja By Any Other Name by jacobk reviews
Haruno Sakura was a happy kunoichi, until she found herself summoned to the land of Tristain by a group of strangely powerful nins calling themselves mages. Thrust into a society she doesn't understand, she'll need all her wits about her to survive.
Crossover - Naruto & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,742 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Sakura H., Louise
Kitsune no Shoujo by KinKitsune01 reviews
A mischievious grin on her face, she added the finishing touches to her masterpiece. This would teach the villagers to stop looking at her as if she was a.. a monster. FemaleNaruto, SasuNaru. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,505 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Naruto U.
Danzo's Team by kosmos00 reviews
Danzo asks to be Team 7's Jounin. Follows Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke as they grow into their positions. Kakashi is still in the fic. A more military take on the Narutoverse, will try to focus on ninja using tricks instead of brute force. strong!team.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 114,808 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 2,024 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Danzō S., Team Seven
Naruto: Shinobi Wars by Geor-sama reviews
There are storm clouds swirling on the horizon, the nations are marching toward the inevitable...its been nearly three years and Uzumaki Naruto returns with the swell of the blood tide.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 379,281 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Operation: E D U C A T I O N by PeinSaku reviews
"What in God's name does this have to do with a dancing panda?" "Really?" Sasuke deadpanned, scarily serious, in a tone that said Madara should be fearing for his life. "If you have to ask, then you clearly don't know what you're getting yourself into." — AU. Crack!fic. Language Warning. Sequel to "Operation: F U N."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,741 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/11/2013 - [Sakura H., Madara U.] - Complete
The Chronicles of the Dark Lord Ginnymort by respitechristopher reviews
Dedicated to my friends in the Teachers' Lounge. Lord Voldemort's attempt to possess the soul of Ginny Weasley was successful, but his triumph was not without consequence. Find out how our favorite arch-villain deals with the pitfalls and pratfalls, the laughter, loss and love of a teenage girl's life at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Voldemort, Ginny W. - Complete
Scion of the White Tree by Laryna6 reviews
Manga AU. After being utterly rejected by Shinji and ordered by SEELE to seek Lilith, Kaworu knew he would die that day. Wishing to be loved and remembered, the Twelfth Angel realizes that he has the First's power to create angels like those who loved their father enough to risk death by Lilim to be reunited with him. Lots and lots of angels.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,419 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [Kaworu N., Rei A., Shinji I.] - Complete
A Star to Steer Her By by ShadesOfMauve reviews
Shepard isn't quite the stable commander Joker remembers, and he's surprised to be the one helping her pick up the pieces. Follows the events of ME2, focusing on non-game scenes. NEW chapter: Epilogue.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 192,625 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Constant Trouble by Tare-Bear reviews
What if Hawke... wasnt really Hawke? But instead a tired Grey Warden and Hero of Fereldan, searching for a new way to live. A female mage broken hearted by King Alistair and unable to stand by as he marries goes in search of her own life. Changes her name, gets new friends, and becomes a new legend.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,640 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Fenris
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 4,366 - Follows: 1,012 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Life and Times by Jonque reviews
An attempt at the time-travel genre, wherein a girl with a somewhat unhealthy fixation on a boy finds she suddenly has all the time in the world to get things right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 119,658 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U., Anko M., Haku
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 226,768 - Reviews: 3514 - Favs: 5,361 - Follows: 5,415 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Naruto: Demon's Path by Scribe of the Apocalypse reviews
A six-year-old Naruto taps into the Kyuubi to save Hinata from a cloud-nin who is being helped by Mizuki. Events force him to flee the village and he eventually apprentices under 'The Demon of Mist' Zabuza.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 698,326 - Reviews: 2026 - Favs: 2,602 - Follows: 1,930 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Unexpected Awakening by Rhiw reviews
AU. The life of General Kenobi is cut short at the hands of his Padawan, but the sight that greets his eyes upon awakening is not that of blinding light of the Force, but the Jedi Temple he knew when he was still a youth. Slow updates - no joke.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,845 - Reviews: 1801 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 2,461 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Famous Last Words by Grimm Sister reviews
In war, deaths are often sudden and leave no time for words of wisdom. Luckily, there are those whose final words remain with us, and they speak for more those that spoke them. A series of drabbles pairing famous last words to canon characters' deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Fred W., Bellatrix L.
Reckoning by KSCrusaders reviews
When Esbern and Delphine ask the unthinkable of the Dragonborn, she uncovers truths about both Paarthurnax and herself when trying to do what's right. A reimagining of the Blades' quest, reposted from the Skyrim kmeme. Genfic.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Paarthurnax - Complete
To Be Free by cellostargalactica reviews
I'll tell the story of Marian Hawke, the woman who taught a slave what it was to love and to be free. I'll tell the story of what we taught each other. DA2 through the eyes of Fenris.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 135,720 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris
Exodus of Stars by keiranhalcyon2010 reviews
Aleksandr Kerensky has led the war weary Star League Defense Force on a two year long journey into exile. A chance decision leads to a long awaited discovery, and final proof that humanity is not alone in the cosmos.
Crossover - Mechwarrior/Battletech & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,164 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011
Blood Secrets by The Immortal Priestess reviews
Being Dovahkiin was hard enough but a shocking discovery leads Selena onto a far greater path, one appointed by the Divines. Together with her allies, she must set out to do the impossible. To restore that which has become broken, fight hard Dragonborn.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,585 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
It rattled against the cage by Shadenight123 reviews
It hungers and thirst for blood. Deformed and twisted in a world of darkness. Thousands of years have passed since Konoha. New York now has a new problem. Antediluvian Naruto Uzumaki thought boredom was his only enemy...he forgot to take into account God and his viciousness. When dead people start appearing, people he knew, then something stirs. It's a fight you want god? I'm here.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,460 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Coming Back Late by alchymie reviews
We all remember the scene from "Deathly Hallows": Harry was struck down by the Dark Lord, and his spirit seemed to go to King's Cross and confer with Albus Dumbledore. Suppose, instead of returning directly to his body, Harry's spirit came back late?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 221,852 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 2,425 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You by SmallBurnyThing reviews
1. Your name is Harry Potter. 2. You have seven days to marry Draco Malfoy. 3. Only one person was ever on your side. 4. She's trying to take over the world. 5. Harem? Tropetastic crackshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,922 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 245 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Most Electrifying Man by SSVD reviews
Dumbledore found another living relative for Harry to live with. One who is the most electrifying man in all of entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Life More Ordinary by notevenhere reviews
Harry was left on a doorstep, Sirius was sent to Azkaban and Remus lost everyone he had ever loved. When the real traitor is captured three years later, Sirius sets out to make things right for the two people he loves the most. SB/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 268,328 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 1,444 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Manipulations by akg.writes reviews
There was a line in one of her many psych evals about an impressive ability to compartmentalize. She supposed the psychologist hadn't been talking about her ability to dress an amputation in the field in under thirty seconds. Mass Effect 2
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 87 - Words: 372,788 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A.
Tobi Visits the Past by Lucillia reviews
Obito ends up meeting his future self when he falls out of a swirling vortex into the field where he and his team are training. Naturally, there is horror, angst, and teenage moodiness on Obito's part.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The End by Lucillia reviews
Ten Years after the Fourth Shinobi World War, Naruto has one last task to complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 79 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto, Kushina U. - Complete
Infliction by The Straight Elf reviews
Harry was abandoned at Cole's Orphanage at the age of five. Harry was retrieved from it by a dark pair at age eight. Harry killed his first auror at age twelve. Harry rose to dominance at age fifteen. The story of Harry Potter's rise and fall. Remorseless!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,441 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Shinobi Test: First Mission by lord of the land of fire reviews
A ninja's career is brutal and based on violence. What if the tests used by Konoha to weed out candidates reflected this simple truth? - Team Seven's first mission in a harder and less forgiving world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,193 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012
Why? by MissCHSparkles reviews
Harry is upset and angry at Professor Lupin leaving at the end of Third year and he blames Snape. After all, Snape's the one who told the Slytherin's about him being a werewolf. So, he decided to confront his Potion's teacher, to demand an explanation. And surprisingly, Snape tells him exactly why he did what he did and it is for reasons Harry never expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Tales of the FoxCat by Ozzallos reviews
An act of betrayal lands Ranma changed and far from home. Naruto meets a red headed girl one day while goofing off and the destinies of both are changed forever.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 162,023 - Reviews: 1756 - Favs: 1,917 - Follows: 1,870 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Ranma, Naruto U.
Lineage IV by ruth baulding reviews
AU!Jedi Apprentice. Book 4: Master and apprentice endure a stint with the Agri-Corps, and find that trouble has a way of coming home to haunt them. Featuring a pile of bantha poodoo, a tentacled carnivorous plant, a desperate escaped convict, and a highly provocative young woman.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,341 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
How Love Is Supposed To Work by lord of the land of fire reviews
One shot of what might have happened if Sakura had been less obsessed and less blind
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3882 - Favs: 10,691 - Follows: 10,094 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Iron Soul by PlaceholderName reviews
An accident results in Naruto acquiring a unique advantage and a new instructor. Can Ebisu guide Naruto down the path of a successful ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,540 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 2,773 - Follows: 2,971 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Naruto U.
A Cage of Blood and Circumstance by shadowsdeep reviews
You've been inserted into the body of someone in Konoha. Do you become a Ninja; killing others and likely dying, or run and live? An OC-insert into one of the worst possible people in the Narutoverse – Hyūga Hinata. AU. No bashing or serious relationships. INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 1,513 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Hinata H.
In Essence Divided by Taure reviews
Post-CoS divergence. Something goes wrong in the Chamber of Secrets, fundamentally altering Harry. Can he keep the changes a secret? What do they mean for his future? DLP February 2012 Contest runner-up. Not a soul bond story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,324 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Yes, I am Harry's Brother by Ynyr reviews
Five years after his defeat the shade of Voldemort visits Harry Potter, and has a slight accident with one of his Horcruxes. The Dark Lord wanted a new body, but this isn't what he had in mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,128 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Voldemort, N. Tonks - Complete
If Only I Had Tried Harder by DarthRuinous reviews
Anakin has returned to Coruscant after the Battle of Geonosis and meets with an old friend. Dark secrets surface in the resulting conversation. Missing scene.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 270 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Only a Moron by swabloo reviews
and a nutcase to the suicidal degree would ever find the concept of being born into the Shinobi world as cool, or any variation thereof that somehow implies any possible positive connotation. Self-insert to a certain degree. Dark, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,045 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 2/5/2009
Of Chaos and Flame by Lens of Sanity reviews
Ginny goes nuts during HBP and Harry's wand can blast golden flames… With friends dying and enemies more powerful than ever, it's time to show the world that Harry is no longer JUST the Boy-Who-Lived… Fights, Magic, and a complex Pairing…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,118 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
His Fool by TastyAsItGets reviews
There was one reason why Bellatrix hated Sirius so much: he was a pompous jerk. It also happened to be the reason why she was insanely attracted to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,646 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
Dark Energy 2: Trail of Shadows by Melaradark reviews
The second installment of the Dark Energy trilogy. Follow the continuing tale of renegade Del Shepard through the events of the second game as she comes to grips with dying, living, and saving the galaxy, all over again.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 398,417 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni - Complete
Wayne, what happened to those fountains! by Meinos Kaen reviews
Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 130 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Connecting the Dots by Afalstein reviews
"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 329,584 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Promises by Thoughts Left Unspoken reviews
After Fenris rescues Hawke from slavers, she refuses to leave his side as they slowly make their way through Thedas to Kirkwall, where her destiny and both their pasts await. AU fic from kinkmeme.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 144,426 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris
Rule of two, dreams come true by Darklooshkin reviews
Whitetigerwolfs Dark Lady challenge. Hermione watches Star Wars at age six and tries to connect with the force. Now watch how a game of pretend turns into a journey to the dark side filled with -friendship and love? Yes, Harry's responsible somehow...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 58,646 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Uncomfortable Truths by Sarah1281 reviews
After running into Jacob again, one thing he said stuck with her. "The Normandy's your real love." That can't be true, can it? Shepard's uncertain and that doesn't bode well for the future, no, not at all. If they even have a future. Spoilers for ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Mass Effect: Newton's First Law by Raven Studios reviews
If the Normandy's crew knew what they were in for, they would have stepped back to wonder if they were in the wrong line of work. But when serving with a crew like this, it's not all bad news, all the time. Snapshots of Mass Effect in 1000-word vignettes. (Cover images all belong to Bioware. As with Mass Effect itself, I'm just borrowing them and giving credit where it's due.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 246 - Words: 258,039 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
The Wardens' Tale by Naryfiel Lilith reviews
Origins Novelization. A city elf and a human noble with nothing in common save broken pieces and a Joining find themselves charged with the fate of the world. Follow their tale as they battle darkspawn, unite countries, and forged an odd friendship or two. COMPLETED.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 51 - Words: 236,326 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Tabris, Cousland - Complete
Journey Through the Dark by Earl Lonsdale reviews
AU 4th year. Spurned by everyone, Harry accepts Bagman's help, taking the 1st step towards greatness. Elements: charms-prodigy, no-bashing, manipulative but good Dumbledore, dragons, unspeakables, HarrySusan, Ginny-friendship. Oh, the veil is a hellmouth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 68,917 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 2,586 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Susan B.
Thunderstorm by T3t reviews
The first time, it was an accident. The second time... well, I really should have known better. HP/Fem!TR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,414 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Ice Princess by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
It's the shinobi life for us by Davros reviews
Naruto crossover A demon's last act of spite sends Ranma, Ryoga, and Mousse on a rather unexpected journey. Now they must adapt to an existence in a world foreign to them where their martial arts skills attract a rather dangerous sort of attention.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 163,837 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Ranma
Remus Lupin, PI by Larry Huss reviews
Remus Lupin didn't graduate from Hogwarts to become an odd-jobs man. He always knew he would be fighting the good fight, he just didn't know on which side of the Law. In the end,he made his own side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,989 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
I used to be an adventurer like you by In Somnis Veritas reviews
Hawke and crew have to stop adventuring because they all, on separate and unique occasions, take an arrow to the knee. Aveline gets a lot more guards. Kmeme prompt fill.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Hawke (M) - Complete
Tiger By My Side by Introjection reviews
Commander Shepard isn't one to be confused. However, after the events on the remote colony of Horizon, she has no choice but to accept the things she does not want to face, and have the courage to start life anew. Pairing: F!Shep x Joker
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,583 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Joker, Shepard (F)
The Zeppo Effect : A BTVS Mass Effect Tale by Dr Gonzo reviews
A series of one-shots and vignettes about our favorite White Knight's quest to show the galaxy's newest hero how battling extinction level apocalypse is done with style.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 96,930 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Xander H., Shepard (F) - Complete
In The Name Of by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Slowly, Sasuke forgets what 'living' is. Oneshot. Post-Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sasuke U. - Complete
They Shook Hands : Year 4 by Dethryl reviews
Harry Potter's new life with his godfather, Sirius Black, is the stuff his best dreams were made of. As they turn 12 Grimmauld Place into a real home, Harry finally gets to hear all about his father and mother. At the Quidditch World Cup, Harry learns of
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,458 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
They Shook Hands : Year 3 by Dethryl reviews
Harry Potter's summer holiday has been anything but fun. He's been treated like a common criminal by the Muggles. His circumstances don't begin to improve when he finally breaks out, for one of Voldemort's strongest supporters has likewise escaped, from
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,847 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Katherine of Coldstone by Salome Weil reviews
Rescued from an unjust prison sentence only to be thrown into the role of hero, how will the young Nordic woman cope with her new position in life? Can her training from Skyrim help her save the empire...and the man she is falling in love with?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,377 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 2/29/2008
Control by Anonymous58 reviews
I'm sick of the manipulation, the lies and the deceit; sick of jumping to the tune of dark lords and old puppeteers. I'm cutting the strings. Innocents will pay in blood for my defiance, but I no longer care. I lost my innocence long ago. Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,272 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 2,202 - Follows: 2,231 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Harry P., N. Tonks
A is for Anteater by laurelangel reviews
Naruto gets Sasuke in trouble. What else is new? An anteater. Sasuke knew he should have stayed in bed that morning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,074 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 2,254 - Follows: 370 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Parody of the Deathly Hallows by The Hash Slinging Slasher reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione set out on an epic search to find all of the horcruxes, camp, and pursue random side things. A complete combined parody of the book and movies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,448 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Reaper's Origin by prometheus55 reviews
After the battle with the Collectors, the Normandy tries to return to the Terminus systems. Unfortunately things don't go as planned and now the remnants of the crew must find a way home. However intentions and outcomes are rarely similar for Shepard. -ON HIATUS.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 128,713 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Shepard (F)
The OneMan Legion by hangman1 reviews
"All things happen, in one reality or another. All realities are seperate, but connected. All realities are eternal." The foundations of parallel law. But one technique, listed as forbidden, can disrupt the laws and tear reality assunder. Oh dear.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,322 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 130 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Naruto U.
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 2,830 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2249 - Favs: 4,598 - Follows: 3,270 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Black Dog and the Realm of Death by Koros reviews
ONESHOT. Sirius Black meets Methos. Neither are impressed.
Crossover - Highlander & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Methos, Sirius B. - Complete
Sasuke Gaiden by SkyeandMax reviews
What if Fugaku died a hero during the Kyuubi attack? What if the Uchiha clan wasn't blamed for the attack? How would that change Sasuke and Konoha?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 142,303 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
An Old and New World by Lens of Sanity reviews
Harry meets Bella and Sirius during the Azkaban Prologue… He comes out a little brassed off, and a whole lot apathetic… Then there was the Goblet and the Tournament… By fifth year he's a whole different animal… Heh well, the world wants its Hero…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 187,064 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 3,997 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
The Artifact and the Living by PlaidButterfly reviews
While meditating on historical events, Darth Vader receives a visit from the unbidden spirit of Revan. The Revanchist's interest in meddling in current affairs does not stop there... post-ESB
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Darth Vader - Complete
Deadheads by Lady Salazar reviews
Voldemort has a little fun with the Elder Wand before he dies, and minds are screwed with afterward. Potters always go for redheads. The Peverells were necrophiles. So Harry likes…? Crack, light Gryffindor/fem!Harry, DH AU oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,026 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 117 - Published: 9/5/2011 - [Harry P., Godric G.] - Complete
Chiaroscuro by htewing reviews
AU. Shenko. Shepard and Alenko meet on Horizon. Shepard is falling apart. Alenko is under orders to get on the Normandy and find out what she's up to. It's going to be their worst assignment yet. T for language & innuendo. Spoilers: all DLC, past Arrival.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 156,497 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - [Shepard (F), Kaidan A.] - Complete
D minor by OnTheImportanceOfLungs reviews
Oneshot. A DLP-inspired exploration of a fem!TomRiddle. This is not for the squeamish. Admitted into the DLP library.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
PUREBLOOD Extended edition by Grimm Sister reviews
An acronym drabble collection. One word that contains familes as different as the Weasleys and the Blacks, the Potters and the Lestranges, the Crouches and the Malfoys and the Lovegoods, the Dumbledores. A series on what it means to be a pureblood
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Neville L., Alecto C. - Complete
Hell's Radiance by Angel of the Godless reviews
AU Fate can be a twisted thing, some only exist in hate. Sakura was one of those, a container of the most feared demon in history, hated by her village. Lost in the darkness, she tried to find a reason for living.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 467,091 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Don't Disrespect the Queen by Perspicacity reviews
The powers of the immortals combine in the one receiving the Prize. In the film, upon defeating the Kurgan, Connor MacLeod receives the gift of telepathy. What if he were also gifted with magic? HP/Highlander first film crossover. Not slash.
Crossover - Highlander & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,099 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Connor, Harry P., Helena R. - Complete
Black Foam by MorganaLakes
Alchemy - a stereotype deeply associated with the Tremere. But if House Aurum were to delve deeply enough, what would they find? An excerpt from "Chess Game", a far larger work. However, I believe it still stands on its own. Some fanon included.
White Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Complete
Geminio by Portus reviews
Some things never change, no matter a past which no longer sleeps. This is a lesson Alastor Moody must learn first-hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,548 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Alastor M. - Complete
Resurrection of the Uzumaki Clan by Angles of Death reviews
"Congratulations, Naruto. You are now a Genin of Konoha." Iruka said, smiling. "Unfortunately, I'm going to have to kill you now." First Person, AU Universe. Mature for tons of lemons, Naruto/harem, fem!Kyuubi, and all-out epicness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,315 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Shattered by CWBasset reviews
The New Republic is on the brink of collapse. The Sith have reemerged, and war is on the horizon. Yet, everything that is happening around him feels utterly wrong... So when Luke Skywalker receives a mysterious offer to go back in time and correct the Galaxy's destiny, how can he refuse?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 160,178 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker
The Crown of Mètis by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
1957 A tree in Albania, she said. Straightforward enough, right? Not if someone else got there first. Tom's journey in acquiring the vessel for his fifth Horcrux just got that much trickier. An exploration of White Magic. Canon-compliant. Longshot. OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,054 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 2,046 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1885 - Favs: 2,790 - Follows: 1,642 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4635 - Favs: 4,617 - Follows: 3,442 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Rebirth by FreshNerd reviews
Dark hair, black eyes, and a new mom. Wet, and cold from just having been born. Now how are you suppose to feel popping out of this umm place?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,001 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 2,537 - Follows: 2,201 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 4,682 - Follows: 1,697 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
The Finer Shades of Why by Yesac reviews
When Dooku realizes far earlier Sidious' intentions to replace him, Sidious' plans never come to fruition... but Dooku's do. Across the galaxy, Anakin and Obi-Wan are shot down by their own men and try to make sense of why.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 212,901 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Weapon Revised! by GwendolynnFiction reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry devotes himself to learning magic in a desperate attempt to protect the people he loves. Warnings: Profanity, Extreme Violence, References to Non-Con -Not of Main Character-, Dark/Questionable Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 300,801 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,951 - Reviews: 3518 - Favs: 6,120 - Follows: 2,701 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Beginnings And Endings by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
AU. After the Third Angel, Shinji Ikari finds himself living alone, when Misato is late to arrive, and Section Two takes actions into its own hands...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,761 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Shinji I.
Gaara: Maniac Girl of the Desert by Hentai Hater reviews
She finds Naruto and decides to keep him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 431 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara
Returning the Pain by insomaniac1 reviews
Beating Narutoverse clichés to death so you don't have to. /srsly.\ Looking for a good story to read? Me, too. In the interim, here's a bunch of crack one-shots to help kill some time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 109 - Words: 75,111 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U.
Cartography by Lilith Morgana reviews
The Blight is over; Ferelden's two Wardens survived. Now they must forge new lives in a land torn by war, restore what was lost and investigate new threats rising, both in Ferelden and abroad. Future Elissa/Loghain. Sequel to "In All These Wasteful Hours
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 183,212 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Cousland, Loghain M. T. - Complete
The Tale of the Three Brothers by IdSayWhyNot reviews
One-shot. A brief story of what could happen if Dumbledore, Voldemort and Harry would have different ideas and the will-power to see them through.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Tyrant by Minstrel Knight reviews
AU. Sirius defeats Voldemort in Godric's Hollow but is disenchanted by the Wizengamot. A story of intrigue and rebellion, inspired by the history of Julius Caesar. Sirius descends from politician to army general to dictator, while Harry and Draco grow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,607 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Last Warden by bamftastik reviews
What if the Warden had died during their origin story? What if Alistair found himself alone, facing the task of uniting Ferelden against the Blight? How would things differ? What would happen to the others?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 106,334 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Alistair, Morrigan - Complete
Deleted Scenes by Thessili reviews
A number of scenes that live within the universe of my main Mass Effect story 'If You Need Me', Garrus & Shepard pairing. From varying points of view, depending on the chapter. Not necessarily in chronological order.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,684 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Terra Incognita by Sensoo reviews
A compilation of strange pairings. Each chapter is a self-contained oneshot, unless otherwise noted or requested.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,917 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/26/2010
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3591 - Favs: 7,464 - Follows: 7,221 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Magical Girl Ranko vs Z Fighter Ryouga by Rowan Seven reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures, and when Ryouga returns to Nerima with a Dragonball Z power-up Ranma resorts to drastic tactics to defeat his rival. Sequel to Ryouga vs. the Road Runner.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 123,294 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Ranma, Ryoga - Complete
Deadly Decisions by Alrissa reviews
Haruno Sakura that actually caught a glimpse of the real world and woke up to smell the blood. Basically a 'what if' preview of what could have happened if Sakura didn't revert after the Chuunin exams. No princess to be rescued here. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,819 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 311 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Point by Caliburn reviews
Filius Flitwick has had his fill of giving the same "Wingardium Leviosa" speech every year. When he left The Dueling Circuit, he did so to teach, not to instruct. He finds someone to pass his knowledge of magic to in Harry Potter. 6th Year AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,939 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Harry P.
Modus Operandi by Pereprin reviews
Humanity's first and last defense faces an uncertain end as Shepard falters in the wake of Saren's destruction. When her resolve begins to shatter, Garrus learns to see what others can not within the woman who has sworn to save the galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,095 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Valley of the Kings Massacre by DisobedienceWriter reviews
An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 376 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
By That Last Candle’s Light by SeriousScribble reviews
More than just Sirius died that night at the Ministry. Harry is left strangely empty, driven by one thought, a burning desire for revenge on the witch who killed his Godfather. But the further he goes, the more blurred everything gets. HPBella done right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,455 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Shifting Connections by anothvortex reviews
The sequel to "Eye Envy." Hinata has run out of time. The elders want a successor, hopefully one who did NOT declare her love to the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki, in place. However, they did not take certain changes into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 171 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Hinata H., Hanabi H. - Complete
Fangs of Man & Beast by Slayer Anderson reviews
Open wide, snake child, and bear your teeth to the world, for you are not the only with fangs, nor the will to use them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 285 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Harry P., Orochimaru
Mind Over Matter by eyyowlf reviews
The adventures of the first human Spectre, the Butcher of Torfan, the son of Mindoir. Mild au for original subplots and sidequests. Ruthless Vanguard with concentration on biotics, aliens, milSF, and secondary crew. MShep/Ash, Shep Kaidan friendship.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,539 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Shepard (F), Ashley W. - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 290 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Paths We Choose by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto becomes the villain everyone in the village always thought he would be. Only one person will risk everything to try and redeem him. His best and most loyal friend, Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,325 - Reviews: 2783 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 1,532 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Riding the Storm by Snow white Kitsune reviews
What if another Time Lord had survived the Time-War, an exceedingly familiar Time Lord, an old enemy who hadn’t escaped quite as far as the End of The Universe, but a little closer to Earth. As for Harry Potter, well he’s is about to discover the truth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,355 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - The Master, Harry P.
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 2,290 - Follows: 474 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
A Gritty Reboot by FoxboroSalts reviews
A surprising discovery leads Harry to question the fine line between normality and the supernatural. Drawing inspiration from the generation's brightest minds, he seeks to answer the proverbial question. Is he a mutant or some sort of humanoid alien? Status: Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,382 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 158 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A perfect solution by Writing bunny reviews
Young Tsunade gets fed up with being called Flat-chested and decides to take action. Rating for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 2,614 - Follows: 2,057 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4204 - Favs: 5,923 - Follows: 6,046 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Contemplating Clouds by Tehan.au reviews
Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
A Little Knowledge is a Dangerous Thing by vlad the inhaler reviews
6th year AU, Harry puts the puzzle together slightly faster. Now he just needs to come up with a plan of action. Fortunately, help comes from an unexpected source. Rated M for a reason. Smut/adult situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Harry P., Romilda V. - Complete
The Many Misadventures of Sakura Haruno by Chengar Qordath reviews
Series of one-shots. We all know Sakura's life has been pretty crazy ever since she joined Team 7, but until now we never knew just how nuts things could get sometimes...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,233 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 138 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Iunctio: Wrex by sinvraal reviews
Some storyline POVs from the inimitable Urdnot Wrex.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,862 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - U. Wrex - Complete
The Hunt for the Masters by Cindrollic reviews
A decade has passed and now Exile is back. Her power was stripped by the council, and she wants it back. And revenge. With Kreia's teachings, she will hunt these Jedi Masters to the far corners of the galaxy and strike them down without hesitation.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,789 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Exile/Meetra Surik - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 3,388 - Follows: 2,491 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Blush by sinemoras09 reviews
When Naruto plays matchmaker, things don't turn out so well. Crack! Naruto x Hinata, accidental GaaHina, ChouHina, and NejiHina. Sai is not a love doctor, y'all.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Fubar by Monarck reviews
When Orochimaru confronts Naruto, Sakura, Sai and Yamato on the bridge things quickly go fubar. Who knew things could get so out of control?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,809 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/18/2009
Secret Family Jutsu by Quill of Molliemon reviews
One-shot, pre-Naruto. Kushina decides to share a jutsu that her older brothers taught her with Minato... Minato rather wishes that she hadn't. Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Searching for Disaster by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 2,732 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
Misadventure by Quill of Molliemon reviews
One-Shot, Pre-Naruto. Jiraiya and chuunin-Minato...and booze. "Jiraiya-sensei...that's a MAN."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Minato N., Jiraiya - Complete
Masked by Nightblade888 reviews
Naruto has a mask that he wears, not because his true self is weak or frightened, but because he has to fit in, if he can't...than his deepest secret will have to come to the light... Naruto in the theme of Dexter, rated for blood and themes
Crossover - Naruto & Dexter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,098 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Naruto U.
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4193 - Favs: 8,069 - Follows: 3,694 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Open Your Eyes: The Blood War by mathiasgranger reviews
The ministry has fallen, and Hogwarts has been closed. Voldemort's hold on Britain tightens as Harry Potter and company strive to keep their country from succumbing to the Dark Lord, while trying to pull of their end game. Finale of the OYE trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,975 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 707 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Play by Inyri Ascending reviews
KOTOR II: There is a game they play, he and the Exile. DSF Exile x Atton.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Atton R. - Complete
Koudoukou: Fool's Gold by Akraa reviews
There is a fine line between idiocy and genius. Uzumaki Naruto has no clue where that line is. A teacher, a soldier and a madman are determined not to let the Golden Fool of Konoha dwindle. Be advised that this story may contain mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,287 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U.
Ninja can't fly by IncandescentOne reviews
Naruto finds a DBZ comic and ironically decides to model his life after Goku, Naruto doesn't do things by half!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,556 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 287 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Houses of the Holy by HowdyU reviews
Spirited away from Konoha at an early age, Naruto finds a new family amid the strife of a battlefield as old as the shinobi nations. But what will he do when his new allies’ ambition is to change the world through a baptism by fire? An Akatsuki!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 127,994 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 2,045 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Mind Numbing by Monarck reviews
One-Shot. An ANBU team finds themselves on a mission to catch a notorious S Ranked Missing-nin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Heart of Darkness by Cka3ka reviews
AU: Vader finds Leia at an early age. Is the redemption of the Dark Lord at hand? Or will the Princess fall into darkness. Follow Leia as she grows up to be a loving daughter, dependable friend, swoop bike fanatic, chic shopaholic, and Sith Lord.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 215,499 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Darth Vader, Leia O.
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 1,812 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
The Scarlet Pimpernel by AMarguerite reviews
Percy Weasley recieves some fictional inspiration before realizing that Authority, though Authority, is not always right. Through DH, he tries to do the right thing, rescue Muggleborns without losing his life or his job, and find the right laws. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,050 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Percy W., Penelope C. - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 3,885 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rei's Daydream by ficlord reviews
What does Rei think about during school? You probably don't want to know. Seriously. This might disturb you. You shouldn't even click on this unless you are very sure you really, really like extremely weird stuff. A philosophical oneshot.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Rei A. - Complete
Colors of Hate by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Sakura can remember what it was to see in black and white. And she wishes with all her heart the colors would fade away.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Welcomed Change by thatreevesgirl reviews
Anko assumed she was certifiably insane for even considering Naruto, but now she is finding out how sane the idea of being with him actually is. NaruAnko lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 162 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Burning Deadfall by Samurai101 reviews
AU::COMPLETE::The Kyuubi has control of Naruto's body, and Konoha is suffering. Iruka has two choices, and he's about to crash and burn.::T for violence and character death::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,956 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Crimson Edge by Case13 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto always knew he was special. He always knew he was important. He thought it was because of the Kyuubi. Turns out he got two out of the three right. Bleach crossover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,033 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 1,913 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Harry Potter and the Girl Who Lived by Agnostics Puppet reviews
Harry wakes in a universe where he meets, Rose, his female alternate self. Taken over from SilverAegis when he discontinued it. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,261 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 3,502 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Steps Far From Paradise by Lady Salazar reviews
Grimmauld Place is a house that has seen many wars, and as Harlas Lily Potter discovers, some magical wars never truly end… Slytherin/fem!HP. Sorta. OotP-era AU, Dark themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,174 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 278 - Published: 8/20/2008 - [Harry P., Salazar S.] - Complete
Tomato Soup by Case13 reviews
For shinobi, the difference between victory and defeat can stem from observing the smallest of details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 99 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Au Contraire by demonicnargles reviews
He was not evil. Au contraire, he was the best, last hope for the noble and virtuous. A closer look at Orochimaru’s past. Dark, sort of. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Orochimaru - Complete
Deep Cover by demonicnargles reviews
He had been pretending for so long that he didn't notice when his act became his reality. Naruto/Tayuya NaruTayu One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 93 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 231 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
The Sweetest Victory by mischief maker 2.0 reviews
Sakura bets her teammates can't best her in genjutsu, and naturally, things get out of hand. slight NaruSakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,544 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 2,904 - Follows: 2,617 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Iphis Promised by H.E. Gray reviews
So - what happens when you mix up the genders of random Konoha ninjas? An all-female Team Seven for one. And a /very/ grumpy Sakura...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 301 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Breaking Up Isn't that Hard to Do by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
This is not an epic tale of action, suspense and true love. Yeah, I'm disappointed, too. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 90 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Chunnin Exams: Take Two by recodan reviews
A different path though the Chunnin exams arc. DISCONTINUED, UP FOR ADOPTION.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,369 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Tenten Gaiden! by recodan reviews
I know. You've read a bunch of 'alternate team' style fics. This one's different. Naruto's on the team, Neji isn't. Lee doesn't wear spandex. And Tenten is GASP! THE MAIN CHARECTER! Warning - Canon not guarenteeded. Naruto x Tenten most likely.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,185 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Tenten, Naruto U.
Captain's Choice by AgentPersephone reviews
.'A bet. To lose our virginity to someone, preferably good looking,' Roger said. 'And female,' Marcus added, looking pointedly at Cedric. 'Oh ha ha,' Cedric replied sarcastically. AU hot Quidditch Captain mayhem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,495 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Oliver W., Cedric D.
Dancing With Myself by Swordchucks reviews
Harry Potter has Issues. That goes without saying, of course, but when he finds himself in another world facing someone he has a lot in common with... maybe he will find a way to make peace with himself. HarryGirl!Harry with a few twists.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,264 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Imprint by MogtheGnome reviews
What would happen if Naruto was in the wrong place at the wrong time? What if Itachi decided that he needed another failsafe to measure his potential besides Sasuke? Maybe it wasn't his sharingan that made him so strong... What if it was just him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,096 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007
Team 7 Body Swap by recodan reviews
Everyone in Team 7 swaps bodies. Hilarity ensues. Short chapters but hopeully frequent updates.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Losers by Oroburos69 reviews
Nobody knew why they failed, but the common assumption was they sucked.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,200 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Temple Pond by recodan reviews
Naruto is send hurtling to another world where he meets a certain team of genin and their jounin. And then they fight.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Odd Ideas Bin aka Weird Sh Folder by The-Caitiff reviews
A collection of odd little what if's that pop into my head but aren't enough to become a full story. Maybe just a scene, or a drabble, or even a plot bunny I couldn't use.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,351 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Hermione G.
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 2,965 - Follows: 572 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
In My Skin by Miss Confusion reviews
Ginny Weasley was never really who they wanted her to be. It was alot of pretending and faking. Now she can finally show her true colors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 246 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Broken Cogs by laurelangel reviews
When Naruto has memory problems, Sakura and Sasuke convince him to have his head examined. The results are, well, unsurprising. At least they would be if Sakura could ever inform her patient of his condition. Humor, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hinata's Little Black Book by PurpleMoon3 reviews
The real reason Hinata taps her fingers together, why Naruto loves ramen, and Itachi's only weakness. A collection of random stories slightly on the dark side of humor. Not for cannon fanatics. Now with Spiffy quotes at the begining of each chapter...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Dynasty by Valerie Vancollie reviews
Coauthor: Rebecca Thomson. Abandoned on the first Death Star, Luke's true identity is revealed and Vader takes him to Coruscant. There he learns about the Empire and the Dark Side even as he hears his best friend has joined the Alliance.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 332,375 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Veil of shadows by Zerbinetta reviews
A betrayal. A master plan to save the galaxy from impending doom. A mysterious figure, manipulating the shadows. Memories are fireflies that light the way... but also trickster lights that may lead you astray.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 54 - Words: 246,726 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Revan - Complete
Persuasion by Lowlands Girl reviews
[Pre DH] It's Ginny's second year. The Chamber of Secrets still lies closed. Her diary, however, is wide open, and she's been writing in it for the past year. Tom Riddle has her firmly in his grasp. [written as a short story, but wound up quite long.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,694 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
For Better or For Worst Case Scenario by Golden Arms reviews
For one week, Nabiki was engaged to Ranma. Through the backfiring of a revenge plot by Ranma, their engagement was broken off and he and Akane got back together. What if things did not happen that way? What if Ranma's plan of revenge actually succeeded?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,888 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Ranma, Nabiki - Complete
Heir to the Empire by Ozzallos reviews
Usagi Tsukino is the heir to Serenity's Silver Millennium. She's also about to get the surprise of her life, as is one Ranma Saotome, Heir to the Anything Goes school of Martial Arts. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 112,734 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Ranma - Complete
Kiss and Yell by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 215 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Beyond the Darkness II: The Philosopher's Stone by Orion Scorpio reviews
AU & sequel to 'Beyond the Darkness: The Early Years'. After growing up in hiding with supposed Death Eater and massmurderer Sirius Black, Harry is now eleven and ready to start his first year at Hogwarts... and heaven help that school.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,772 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Harry P.
The Darkness Descends by Firera reviews
PostKotOR, DS ending. Revan returns, this time more powerful and more dangerous than ever. The Order and the Republic struggle to survive a war created by a woman driven by hatred and vengeance. The age of darkness returns, and none shall be spared.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,250 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 12/31/2004
Reach the Open Space by Tinn Tam reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry Potter was about to become the most adulated wizard in the History of Wizardkind. But he ruined it all. And he's damn proud of it. Mild violence. EDITED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 170 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Conversations with Luna by evansentranced reviews
Conversations. With Luna. She has a theory that her mother helped her with, and is willing to share... makes Harry feel better, anyway. One shot. Possible continuation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Fluffy The CatWhoMustNotBeNamed by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry recieves a birthday gift that is by far the most useful thing he ever had. May become a series of one shots not connected by plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 162 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., OC
Becoming Neville by Jedi Rita reviews
COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,850 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 1,697 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Dreams Abandoned, Promises Kept by Gigabomb reviews
AU, Naruto, Tayuya. Naruto follows Sasuke to Sound Village in an attempt to keep his promise to Sakura. Why he stays there is another reason entirely.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 73 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Ninety Eight by ramasterharper reviews
[Oneshot] Team 8 is relaxing after a mission and Shino tells Kiba just how many times he owes Hinata his life.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Sirius' Story Time by evansentranced reviews
Sirius tells the real story of the Hogwarts founders to the first years. It's a bit more violent than you'd expect for a bedtime story. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Dismissed by DK reviews
The mob speaks. The quest grinds on. Have you forgotten, Ramza, or did you never see?
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,358 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Complete
Darth Voldemort by The Itch reviews
After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 148 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
H is for Helga by Draegyn reviews
Professor Potter's first history lesson: the books are wrong and Hermione is going to be remembered as the dumbest best friend in history.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,399 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 130 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Paper should be good enough by thinkatory reviews
Tom Riddle isn't just charismatic; to Ginny Weasley, he's an addiction. Darkfic, not for the weak-hearted. TG and HG. Chapter 11: The final act, the breaking point. Eat, drink and be merry, for Death walks among you... --Complete--
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,577 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/11/2003 - Published: 1/5/2003 - Ginny W., Voldemort - Complete
Pretty Psycho Magical Project: Kodachi! by Ebiris reviews
An evil force threatens the Earth! A guardian must be chosen! But can the Black Rose handle the responsibility? Especially when the evil force chooses her most hated nemesis to become her magical girl rival?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,808 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2003
A Not so Simple Wish by Ebiris reviews
Ranma wishes to be free of the nyannichuan curse, but cursed objects never make things too simple. Now a permanantly female Ranma is stuck in a world where Ranma was never cursed, and the only way to return home (fully cured) is to win Ranma-kun's love.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,982 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/11/2003 - Published: 1/30/2003
And Now For Something Completely Different by Silvia Kundera reviews
Harry Potter wakes up a girl. (Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Leviathan Rising by Ruskbyte reviews
Set in Gof, what if Harry had found a way to overcome the second task? What if while searching through the library he came across an insignificant seeming little book that teaches him the magic he needs?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 133 - Published: 9/5/2002 - Harry P.
The Riddle of the Diary by Ruskbyte reviews
Slight reworking of the end of CoS, with Harry and Ginny. Just giving them a little more interaction etc...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/31/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W.