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Joined 11-22-07, id: 1427307, Profile Updated: 06-09-10
Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Mario, and Inuyasha.

Guro- Yes, our icon IS a cat with a gun. I am very sorry if you don't like it when cats hold guns. But hey- at least the gun's fake.

We are Guro of Flowers. Yes WE. My cousin and I share this account. I call her Flower, and she calls me Guro. Hence the weird name.

We gals are die-hard Harry Potter fans. We support ALL cannon relationships and we also support N/L because it's adorable.

NEITHER of us can stand Malfoy/ANY-good-guy/girl fics, Student/Teacher fics.

Though I don't mind when Harry becomes a teacher the year after he graduates and teaches Ginny in her seventh year and they fall for each other.

Oh, also we like Eragon/Arya :)

Anyway, we both LOVE fluffy stories, and love it when fluff is not over-powering, and mixed with action.

Oh, and I, Flower, love Phantom of the Opera! Movie, music, play...It's all great. You should try it.

I also love Gone With the Wind, 'cause I'm from down South and all.

Right. Anyway-

Oh one more thing! Dobby is the best Harry Potter character ever!

Definately! So as I was saying...We both live in the U.S., but on opposite sides of it. Guro on the West, Flower on the East.

So... theres nothing more to say. We're kind of boring.

We liked Twilight, we admit it. But with all this Twilight vs. Harry Potter stuff going around, we've dropped our "fan of Twilight" status so that we can officially side with Harry Potter alone.

Rules to live by:

1)The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to see the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher.

9) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

10) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals.

11) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

12) I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin House mascot.

13) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

14) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

15) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

16) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day"

17) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the halls.

18) It is not necissary to yell "BURN!" whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

19) I will not say the phrase "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

20) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

21) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

22) I will not make "OMGWTF" a spell

23) It is not necissary to yell "BAM" every time I apparate

24) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways.

25) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're covered in bees.

26) If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

27) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for bludgers

28) I will not start every Potions class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as body lotion.

(by the way, Guro and I did NOT make that list!)

Ways to know you're in 2007

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) And you were too busy to notice number five.

10) you just scrolled back up to see if there was a number five.

11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

Guro and I didn't make that list either.

How about some stuff we did make?

Harry Potter Rap

His name is Harry. It rhymes with Carrie.

The Boy Who Lived through things that were scary.

His holidays like Christmas weren't ever very merry.

Because he always had to be really really wary.

Of that guy who was a wizard, not a fairy.

His name was Voldy. It rhymes with Oldie.

He was always really really moldy.

Because worked with more than one mean trol-dy.

And his clothes were never foldy.

Except for by his house-elf called Sholdy.

And everything he said was evil and coldy.

He had a locket, but it was stoldy.

His name was R.A.B. It rhymes with crab.

And he rode in a magical cab.

It took him to a cave which was Voldy's lab.

There was a locket which Kreature had to nab.

And, about it, Kreature couldn't blab.

And so he hid the thing on a slab.

If it was found, the finder'd get more than a scab.

Though R.A.B. was mean, in the end he turned fab!

Unlike the fellow whose finger had been a grab.

His name was Pete. It rhymes with sleet.

He really always smelled like feet.

Krookshanks wanted him to be dead meat.

His health and looks always had to deplete.

He was a big fat geet.

He ate unhealthily, instead of eating wheat.

Ron's pocket was his favorite seat.

He got blood on someone's sheet.

His name is Ron. It rhymes with Sean.

He has gnomes all over his lawn.

His twin brothers were artists of con.

He doesn't know anyone named Juan.

His patronus is not a fawn.

His brother's ear is gone.

And his love for someone is just starting to dawn.

Her name is Hermy. It rhymes with germy.

She likes house-elves way better than Wormy.

She got captured by a bunch of mermy.

She starts preparing for finals at the start of the first termy.

She really needs to get a hair permy.

She helped out with Dumbledore's 'Ermy.

There’s this one guy who always makes her squirmy.

His name is Mal'y. It rhymes with Sally.

His family is greatly disliked by Ali.

He talks like those girls from the valley.

He can't write numbers so he uses a tally.

He should never ever go to Cali.

He should also never visit Mali.

There's a guy who is his mom's pally.

His name was Snape. It rhymes with ape.

He was above average at using masking tape.

At Harry's mother's and Harry's eyes he would gape.

Someone felt sorry for him but also wants to scrape.

But now he's dead with his nose's odd shape :(

Please don't steal our Harry Potter rap!

Actually, you can take it, but give credit to Guro of Flowers.

Fine, fine...

Wormail

Narrorator: Today's segment of Wormail talks about obsessions and how to deal with them.

Host: (To audience) If you have an obsession, you are not alone. Millions of people all over the world maintain chronic obsessions.

Keep in mind that obsessions are not actually bad or harmful, but many people believe them to be so. Most even consider such obsessions to be sicknesses or illnesses, and have likened them to the Bubonic Plague, also known as the Black Plague, a widespread and awful disease overtaking much of England in an earlier century.

Today, we're here with J.K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter series, a series of seven books which have hooked kids and adults alike all throughout the globe. If you have an obsession with Harry Potter, you should watch so that we can help you turn your mail into Wormail.

(Audience claps)

Host: (to JK) Hi there. How does it feel to have written the Harry Potter series?

JK: Great. It's been just such a joy to-

Host: Not to interrupt, but you must have misunderstood my question. I meant, how does it feel to have written a series which has caused people all over the world to develop serious obsessions?

(Silence)

JK: Well, I'd never thought of it that way before...I've really assumed that they read my books because they enjoyed them. I never imagined... (She stops talking)

Host: Yes, yes, it's a sad thing isn't it? Does it change your thoughts at all to think that your success can all be linked to such a disease? I mean very young children, elderly folk, and others with poor immune systems have been hospitalized from reading Harry Potter.

JK: I had never heard of anything like this. It just doesn't seem possible.

Host: Oh, it's very possible. Of course, I'm sure you know all about what's possible, from writing your little books.

JK: Excuse me?

Host: Well Harry Potter's world isn't exactly-

JK: Are you implying something about me?

Host: Finally! Yes, I am, little witch. You've been sucked into that magical little life of yours for so long that you can't recall the cold, hard truth of reality. You are so not in your element here in the real world. You are so lost.

JK: You little-

Host: Hold it right there! Let's settle this the hard way. (Takes off jacket)

JK: You wouldn't stand a chance! I have a hardback copy of Phoenix with me! (Brandishes said book)

Host: (Narrows eyes) You wouldn't dare!

JK: Try me.

Host: (Stands on chair and gets into position to tackle JK)

JK: (Jumps onto coffee table and throws Phoenix at Host)

Host: Aha! (Tries to catch Phoenix)

(Phoenixsmashes into Host's head and then flies out the window)

JK: Who's not in their element now?

Host: Still you! (Kicks both shoes at JK)

JK: (jumps and dodges shoes) Oh really? I never leave home without this! (Pulls ballpoint pen out of pocket and throws it like a dart)

Host: (screeches as pen lightly grazes sleeve) No! Blue ink doesn't look good on camera! (Gets tide-to-go and tries to clean it off)

JK: (takes advantage of Host's lack of attention on the battle by tackling her)

Host: Eeeeek!

(JK and Host roll around on the floor)

Narrorator: Who will come out on top? Stay tuned for the final five minutes after these messages

(commercial break)

Narrorator: And we're back!

(Loud screaming and banging is heard)

JK: (accidentally spills water on Host)

Host: Noooooo, I’m melting!

JK: Who’s the witch now? Hmmm? HMMM?!

Host: (spills down the drain)

JK: (brushes hands off superior-ly) Wait, did the camera get all that? Turn it off, turn it-

(screen goes black)

Narrorator: Thanks for watching. There will probably never be another episode after that, but if you want to check, you know channel! Bye!

Please don't steal our Wormail story either!

But, again, you can borrow it as long as you give credit to Guro of Flowers of fanfiction.

Oh, and remember that we wrote it with all due respect towards J.K. Rowling and all talk show hosts. It was not a true story, just incase you couldn't tell.

Thank you for reading!

Yes, and please read/review our fics!

Now, sharpen your tennis rackets!

Vietnamese Chicken!

Favorite Quotes:

Once the threads of fate are tangled, they cannot be undone.

Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back into the same box.

Everything is okay in the end; if it's not okay, then it's not the end.

Fun Quotes:

Borrow money from pessimists; they don't expect it back.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

1492: Native American Indians discover Columbus lost at sea.

Copy and Pasties:

Copy and paste this into your profile if you've ever said something and then realized that it sounded a lot better in your head.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you attempt to accomplish tasks before the microwave reaches 00:00.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you've ever used the "WHAT THE FUUUUUUdge" save.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you find songs you like, listen to them nonstop for days, and then never want to hear them again.

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Brothers by PuppyNoelle reviews
Brothers are such a pain. HarryGinny. Rated T for Ron's horrible potty mouth. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
the dementors kiss by magic sparkler reviews
ONESHOT:petunia evans is getting ready for a date when she hears james potter telling her sister abou tthe dementors of azkaban prison. full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
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Apologies reviews
What happens when Ginny confronts Harry about dumping her. Harry/Ginny all the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Flying Lessons reviews
Lily needs flying lessons, so of course she recruits James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,082 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy at the Beach reviews
Draco Malfoy soakin' up some rays? Not quite his idea of a good time. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
Waiting reviews
Lily knows James will wait...short, sweet one shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Through the Years reviews
Our favorite story through Ginny Weasley...It looks at the series as a whole. Canon G/H
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Before and After reviews
A very short piece depicting Ginny Weasley's mornings and nights before and after the "Final Battle" G/H
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Ginny W. - Complete
The Red Button reviews
If you're looking to laugh at Ron Weasley's dense-ness...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Ron W. - Complete
Saving Rin reviews
Rin is a young child growing up in unusual circumstances, and she loves Sesshomaru and Jaken. This is one explanation of why.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Rin - Complete
Mario the Dragon Rider reviews
This is just a short one-shot parody, for fun!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Mario, Peach - Complete
Alternate Ending reviews
This is a pretty insane idea of what could have happened at the end of Eclipse. It could also be the beginning of Breaking Dawn I guess, but I wrote it before reading the last book.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tears reviews
Ginny's POV. How Ginny and Harry realize that they can't live with out the other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Rollercoaster reviews
A hopefully humorous drabble-ish story about a the ups and downs of a certain relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Pizza reviews
Just a funny story including a prank from our favorite pranksters Fred and George. H/G. About one sentence of R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Ginny W. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Hair reviews
The trials and tribulations of Draco Malfoy, who is trying to get his hair to lay flat. Hopefully it's funny...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Draco M. - Complete