Cotton CanAndy
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Joined 11-22-07, id: 1427501, Profile Updated: 12-26-10
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Dumb scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

I did all of those stories a long time ago and they are really cruddy, just warning you...

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Howl At The Moon by ali0831 reviews
When she has a terrible nightmare about Jacob she returns to La Push on her own. & the sudden flame is rekindled. But will Bellas love for edward tear them apart? or can Jacob really be the one for her? JacobXbella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,318 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 9/12/2007
Fortuitous by His.Pointy.Tongued.Majesty reviews
It's funny how quickly one not so preferable situation can turn into an extremely preferable one. At least, Duncan thinks so. Courtney...? Not so much.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,963 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008
Jacob's New Moon by Heartbroken1 reviews
Jacob’s story really begins in chapter six of the original story when Bella pulls into his driveway asking for help with her little project. Watch through his eyes as his love for her develops, grows and is threatened by forces beyond his control.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,636 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007
Bella's Wedding Day by Heartbroken1 reviews
POST ECLIPSE! Bella's big day has finally arrived. What happens when an old friend comes and stirs feelings she thought were gone. WARNING...if you don't like Jacob, you won't like my story. Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer rocks! The people are hers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,960 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
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New Beginnings reviews
Starts on page 259 in New Moon when Bella gives Quil a ride. What if Quil got really upset? What if Bella needed a blood transfusion? What if she saw Jacob in a different way? Please read and review. Crticism welcome. COMPLETED! I've added an epilouge!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,570 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Summer School reviews
Claire's in town for the summer to visit Emily and Sam. Quil hasn't seen her in fourteen years. How will he react? Especially when he sees her kissing his best bud? Rated T for saftey. I updated!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Ten reasons to Dislike Edward reviews
Exactly what the title says. Flames are welcome.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
OCD Edward reviews
This is pretty much a mockery of the Twilight series, only the characters emotions are amplified. This is my first fanfiction, please be nice. Criticism welcome. Rated T just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
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