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Joined 11-22-07, id: 1427547, Profile Updated: 08-01-13
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Criminal Minds, and Teen Wolf.

8/1/13

Wow, it's been a long time since I've been on here.

I feel like I forgot myself for a while. I started writing fan fiction YEARS ago, and I stopped for a while because I lost my love of writing -- I temporarily lost a bit of myself.

I am determined to finish Uncharted, Conquering America, and the Raven this summer. I'm also determined to find some sweet Issac from Teen Wolf lemons. If you know of any, PLEASE, let me know. Otherwise, please leave me reviews as the updates come in!!!

--InsaneArtist

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Writer's Block by danceswpenguins9 reviews
Bored and desperate for a new story idea, an aspiring author slash fangirl imagines a confrontation with Tom Riddle. But Tom Riddle doesn't like being imaginary. Weirdness, please read and review if you would like the drabble to continue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,580 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Tom R. Jr., OC
Phoenix Tears by slytherin-nette reviews
To Draco Malfoy, his given orders were simple. Turn Harry Potter into a woman. Get her pregnant. Resurrect Lord Voldemort’s soul into the baby’s body. The plan was flawless. He just never planned on falling in love. DM/femHP. Post-DH Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 320,679 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
To my Always, from your Forever by OogieBoogie reviews
I am Cedric Diggory's admirer. I tease him by sending him very scary, stalker-ish and freaky love notes. But the thing is, Cedric likes it. And he accepts the challenge of playing this Cat & Mouse game.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,259 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Cedric D., OC - Complete
But I'm a Weasley! by Anisky reviews
Rose Weasley didn't mean to be different. She didn't intend to stand out in her family. She didn't expect to be Sorted... into Slytherin. Eventual Rose/Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,574 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Alphabet Soup by Maq reviews
How can a bowl of cold soup change the world? Ginny's going to find out. Rated for language, character death, self-harm, and other possible squicks. Semi DH compliant. TomxGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,798 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Crazy by danceswpenguins9 reviews
TR/OC A muggle girl boards a train to cross realities, and finds herself in the magical past. She has one goal: To change Tom Riddle's fate. But are some characters meant to be saved? Ch 18 up. A different look at everyone's favorite villain.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 137,977 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Tom R. Jr., OC
Marcus by 0D Malfoy1 reviews
She is hired as his assistant. What happens when a young vampire falls for the most dangerous man? Rated M for graphic sex. By the way, my vampires sleep. See Marcus on my profile.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,801 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Marcus
Slave of Lust by Pearl's Beauty reviews
AU. Even though the Malfoy's aren't a threat anymore, they still have power and influence, and Draco gets an illegal slave as a gift from his father when he turned 18. Lots of lemons. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,156 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Family Honor by Freakin-little reviews
Aero Black is the daughter of mass murderering death eaters Bellatrix and Rodolphus Lestrange. Aero wants to seperate herself from her family. And she does. Friend of Harry Potter. Gryffindor Student. Not to mention a certain Weasley.. Seq. Phoenix Honor
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 93 - Words: 153,540 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Fred W., OC - Complete
The Lumos in My Life by tall tales of Evangeline reviews
The war is over and Draco Malfoy is left wondering just who he is exactly. When a suicide attempt goes awry he encounters an odd muggle girl with a love for bacon. And she might just be able to tell him what he's been trying to figure out. Draco/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Draco M., OC - Complete
A clue to my Riddle by CheeseThingy reviews
A figure came from behind casting a dark shadow across the ground in front of me. Startled, I looked up into the face of Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,851 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
To Love A Malfoy by MissMalfoy09 reviews
I did a stupid thing this summer. Something so stupid that I can never get my real self back. I’m not sure what I was thinking that scorching hot day in July, but there was really nothing I could do about it now. Draco/OC, Blaise/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,400 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/12/2009 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
Karma by danceswpenguins9 reviews
Oneshot. Things go from bad to worse for Draco Malfoy. The fangirls have taken over his world, turning everything upside down and driving Draco up the wall with annoyance. Warning: sexual themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
The Real Him by Morbidmuch reviews
It disgusted him. But he couldn't say anything; of course he couldn't. He was Cedric Diggory. The golden boy of Hogwarts. The boy who could do no wrong. Not even when he wanted to. Cedric/OC. WARNING: LEMON
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Cedric D., OC - Complete
The Official Journal of Amory Blaine by SwimmingBookworm reviews
Amory's perspective through This Side of Paradise Disclaimer: DO NOT OWN
This Side of Paradise - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8665 - Favs: 14,014 - Follows: 2,891 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moving In by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Ron manages to distract Hermione. Lemon-y goodness!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
NIGHT AT THE WEASLEYS by 0D Malfoy1 reviews
A Fred, George, and OC fan fic. The twins have a threesome. Extream sexual matter. A one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/2/2009 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Firsts by spauthor reviews
A young girl is experiencing some ‘firsts’ during her final year at Hogwarts. Set in Tom Riddle’s school days.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,957 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
Tom and Isabel by rrabbit reviews
She was stuck in a coffin for more the sixty years because of him. The trio sets her free and Voldemort comes to claim her. After all No one rejects Tom Riddle. No one says no to Lord Voldemort...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,447 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - OC, Voldemort
Attack Of The Cliches! by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
The Many Failures of Edward Cullen by Sarahteehee3 reviews
Edward Cullen is even perfect at being imperfect! Couple of one shots on Edward's failures that you don't get to read about.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008
Night of Surrender by Hepzibah Smith reviews
It was a night of surrender...but for whom? Tom Riddle Sr./Merope drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Merope G., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Tell Me About Yourself by danceswpenguins9 reviews
Oneshot. Lord Voldemort, bored late one night, decides to fill out one of those stupid internet surveys. Pure stupidity.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
The Undeserved Hardships of Draco Malfoy by Bullied reviews
It was all an accident, helping that annoying Potter! But now the wizard extraordinaire, Draco Malfoy, is in a bind. He’ll need all of his intelligence, his wits, his looks and his sneers just to make it through Hogwarts! Slash DM!HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,130 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
To Keep The Cold Winds Away by Blood Red Wine reviews
Harry is forced to make a trip to America, where he meets a beautiful halfwitch with a dark and boding past shadowed with a curse she can't break. HPOC RWHG small lemon pre dh
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 26,216 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Riddles in the Dark: Tom and I by MyPhoenixLament reviews
COMPLETE Danielle Parmellie has been asked to tell the story of her past to Albus Dumbledore. A past which entwines her fate around that of Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 79,278 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
Stallions by Harmonic Friction reviews
Tom Riddle is nine, almost ten. He's not made of cold, hard metal. Contrary to popular belief, he likes being touched.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Broomstick Ride by logan's run reviews
Harry and a friend are about to go on a ride around Hogwarts, dine with the elves, and sneak around the corridors of Hogwarts. But what does Harry really want from his girl? Sexual adventures of Harry Potter. Gratuitous Sex. 18 and up only.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/27/2006 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Tom Riddle's Summer by Lady Lestrange reviews
One Shot. Takes place after Myrtle was murdered.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Lucius M. - Complete
The Fic That Must Not Be Named by Doom Song reviews
Tell me, my Lord, have you some ridiculously elaborate plan to slowly capture the boy, while leaving enough clues around for someone to become suspicious? This is a parody of Harry Potter fics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Harry P.
Lord Voldemort and the Internal Revenue Service by citygirl1116 reviews
In honor of April 15: Lord Voldemort encounters a force far darker and more evil than he could ever hope to be...income taxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Voldemort
The Survey for Hot Hogwarts Boys by Obsessed-fan reviews
When a girl from Hogwarts tries to do a little survey on the hot Guys in school she ends up with more information than she asked for. Chapter 1 and 2 are up! Tom Riddle and Draco so far?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2003
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Ecclesiastes reviews
I've recently revamped this story a bit, so please start over if you've been reading. A lot of it has just been recycled, but I've changed major plot lines, so please take the minute to reread
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,837 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Isaac
The Raven reviews
I'm in the process of rewriting a few things, this story being one of them. I am Tom Marvolo Riddle. I am Lord Voldemort. I am young. I am by no means stupid. And I will figure out her mysteries. Even the mere reasons why they exist at all. Full summary inside. Previously "Bleeding for Nothing"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,939 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Tom R. Jr., OC
Conquering America reviews
Mortality is a strange thing. Is it a concept or a fact? Do people die because their body stops, or do people die because we forget about them? OC/Jacob Black
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,237 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Jacob, Seth, Billy - Complete
Uncharted reviews
We didn't want each other. Not in the "oh no, predictable teen angst and sexual tension brought us together" sort of way. We didn't fall in love through our hating, we were just forced to find some of ourselves in each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,347 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 7/17/2011 - OC, Marcus F.
Trvial Pursuit reviews
I have a big, fat ol' closet crush for Spencer Reid. I won't express it in the real world, so I'll write it out. You like Spencer Reid? You like sex? Plot isn't important when it comes to nomming over Spencer Reid? Then this is the place for you!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,449 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - S. Reid
God Called in Sick Today reviews
"I can't help my laughter as she cries; my soul brings tears to angelic eyes&miles away my mother cries. Omnipotence, nurturing malevolence." The intensity of my hate for this monster-man is beyond words. SEQUEL TO ALTERNATE ENDING OF MY DERAILMENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,954 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/29/2010 - OC, Voldemort - Complete
The Lemon Series reviews
We be in the bed, girl, getting all wild, effin like it's going out style. You be like yea, yea, getting all loud, effin like we tryna have a child. Got you up against the head board, got yo body singin like rew-er, rew-er. Baby grab the head board...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,833 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 8/15/2008
Holiday From Real reviews
"Here I am, and here we go, life's waiting to begin; I could really use a wish right now, but I've got friends who will help me pull through." He gave me the look of the Devil, and now that I've been sent to Hell, I have to be stronger than ever before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,876 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - OC, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
My Derailment reviews
"When the truth is found to be lies, and all the joy within you dies, I'll use a lighter so you can see what isn't there, we'll swing at air; an exit to escape is all there is left to find." Sometimes horror and love are the same thing. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 143,066 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
I'm Sick of All My Judges Not Letting Me Shine reviews
"I never understood you, dad, and I guess I never will." One shot: Young Voldemort confronts his father.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Tom R. Sr. - Complete