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Joined 11-23-07, id: 1428274, Profile Updated: 08-26-13
Author has written 6 stories for Inheritance Cycle, and Avatar.

"I love criticism. Just so long as it's unqualified praise."

Noel Coward

Female, 20, quoted "adorably small and mouse like," from a dear friend of mine (bitch). Fully fledged Australian buffoon in my own degrading way, plenty of laughs here and there, the occasional tedious hour, a colossal appetite for that foodstuff, and I believe pumpkins serve only one purpose in my life, and that is to be the uncanny demise of my existence. Just, no. Yuck. Moving on, I do believe that my mind was a genetically fashioned compound elegantly fused with fabulous notions and reformed philosophies (Ha), but then again, my ideas just pop out of god knows what, florid and ever-so lovely in distinction, and then vanishes without so much as hoo-ha to my feelings. And then I’m stuck. Quite... figuratively.

I do manage to snag a few interesting little titbits, and through the conventional usage of the World Wide Web, I submit them right here on this very reformed site. I browse Fanfiction for two purposes really. To submit, and to sate my severe withdrawal symptoms whenever I finish a game, book, movie, or TV series. (Hello, Joss Whedon's FIREFLY, anyone?! Such a travesty. Death to FOX.) I write to escape, to indulge, and to entertain. My gratification goes out to my inspirations: Thomas Harris, Lord Byron, J.R.R Tolkien, Dean Koontz, Christopher Paolini, Oscar Wilde, George R.R. Martin, Mary Shelly and film composure's/conductors whom mold the sweet, tenderizing feels of my writing, James Newton Howard, Hans Zimmer, Clint Mansell, Thomas Newman, James Horner, Paul Haslinger, Michael McCann, Sam Hulick, Sascha Dikiciyan, Cris Velasco. Right on and cheers!

Delicacies submitted by your insistence (those little things called reviews) are what motivate me. Analytical, critical, substantial, wee, or just the occasional charming loather with a vengeance, anything. Bring 'em on, I say! Although, I find it drearily aggravating whenever someone simply reads it and then leaves. My aggression goes out to you, I love you... so much. You f*ing depress me. No, I joke, I joke.

Tossers. :)

Read and enjoy. Take it upon yourselves to plagiarise then I hunt you down and buckle your existence until every insignificant aspect of your pathetic life becomes utterly and irrevocably deceased. Tah!

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Sense and Flexibility by Roarkshop reviews
The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 220,428 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Reversed Life by Rainxoxo reviews
Eragon never lived in Carvahall, but his half-brother, Murtagh did. Instead, Eragon took on the name of another as he bares the crest of the Empire, willingly, but will that change once he finds out for himself the choices he didn't know that exist?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 112 - Words: 578,181 - Reviews: 2655 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Heuristics by kauzchen reviews
Time is a luxury in the thick of war, and what is sown must always be reaped. As one of only two people alive who can speak the prothean language, Shepard is given the task to learn more about Javik's civilization while she is still able.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,386 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Javik, Shepard (F)
Weightless by RaptorAssassin reviews
A wise Krogan once said that the only stories worth telling are those of love, sex, and war. This has all three. A story of provocateurs, confidants, and unhealthy attraction. Mass Effect Noir. Rated MA. Original content and a touch of AU pre & post ME1-3 concerning the secrets, origins, and lives of Jane Shepard and Garrus Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 152,021 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Black Orchid by Shawn30 reviews
Now the Emperor's prey, Assaj Ventress flees for her life! Catana-Si oversees Anakin's grand plan to destroy the Empire, and takes the first step toward her own destiny. Palpatine senses a great shift in the Force. Padme takes Anakin to Luke and Leia.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 63,211 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
Whipstitch by kaasknot reviews
It dawned fair and clear, the day they sewed Loki's lips shut.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,639 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Loki - Complete
Small Spaces by lyssalu reviews
Sound really carries in small, echo-y spaces. This, on top of the cramping, heat, and awkward positioning, can make things pretty...uncomfortable, but it's not all bad. Sometimes closeness is all it takes to get things running again.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,297 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K.
A Tad Unrestrained by lyssalu reviews
Originally a masskink fill. Prompt: "I want to see Thane out of control, insane with need. As in, like, drugged or ill. As in, fast, hot, furious sex." Ask and you shall receive.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,326 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Thane K., Shepard (F) - Complete
I See You by Lisilgirl reviews
I am a paralyzed marine, and yet I am Toruk Makto. Only she knows who I am now. JxN POST MOVIE. Character exploration.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,266 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Jake S., Neytiri - Complete
The Love That Outlasted Empires by Aeronnen reviews
The war was over a hundred years ago, and Eragon and Saphira are Leaders of the Riders. Arya lives in Ellesmera. They have not met for years and years. But now they will be in Ellesmera together for rather a long time ... EragonArya.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,788 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 6/19/2007
Empire, Eridor and Ending by Aeronnen reviews
The Empire has lost the Battle of the Burning Plains, but the Black King plots his revenge. All the free people of Alagaesia must fight for their freedom. The elves are abroad once more, the dwarves fight, the Varden are ready to invade. Who will prevail?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 355,188 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
Bonfire of Dreams by Eternity's Angel of Mercy reviews
Book Three. The Varden has suffered losses and heartache after the betrayal at the Burning Plains. Another dragon egg hatching proves a good omen for the Varden, but can they really trust their newest Rider?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 98,079 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
The Turning by Wendy Dale Smith reviews
COMPLETED. This is a version of Underworld 2 focusing on Selene and Michael. It is about stepping through thresholds…to love, hate, sex, life, death, forgiveness and – above all – to redemption. Chapter 10 is R-rated.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,933 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Complete
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Through The Reach of a Hundred Years reviews
Throughout the span of eternity, they are torn by the duties they have forsaken one another for. It was a stark reality in which they had to endure. It had to be accepted. But whatever the issue, however far the reach is between one another, still they manage to find each other no matter the distance. E/A Angst/Erotica. Inheritance closure/epilogue.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,524 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Down By The Riverside reviews
E/A. Murtagh never attacked the Varden after the collapse of Dras-Leona, nor did he abduct Nausada... and he certainly never intruded upon a particularly notable affair involving Eragon and Arya in which, without any interruption, only escalated further.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,296 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Sweet Silent Thought reviews
Life: a progressive cycle, a series of instances lasting onto the next. Encounters, departures, tentative friends entwined... irrevocably, at last. Character exploration of Arya... E/A
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,434 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Eragon S., Arya
Sleeping With Ghosts reviews
Inside the heart of each and every one of us there is a longing to be understood, but through life and death, nothing can separate the heart from another. Her most beautiful joy was through him, and through him, another… E/A erotica. COMPLETE!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,582 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Bear, Grace, Misery reviews
What is it like, perhaps, to stray from one body to the other? How does it feel? Jake feels everything, endures everything, and experiences an awakening unlike anything he's experienced beforehand when his consciousness is permanently converted. Oneshot.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Jake S., Neytiri - Complete
Angel On My Shoulder reviews
What happens when a certain rider becomes demoralized by betrayal, and a certain elf becomes stressed of her unresolved feelings… suddenly go by blind instinct and follow their maddening thoughts to each other? What could possibly happen…? EA erotic fic
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,263 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete