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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Age: Somewhere between 10-20. :)

Gender: Female

Fav. Fandom: Harry Potter. Obviously. OH! And Twilight. 'Cause it' know, awesome.

Worst. Ship. Ever.-


Though Hermione/Ron is a close second.


Okay everybody, I would like to thank the following readers who have put me on their Favorite Stories/Authors list:

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P.S. And a general thank-you to all people who have reviewed, and/or put my stories on their alert lists. You guys give me the encouragement to keep writing! THANK YOU!!


In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero… well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

Favorite Quotes:

1."When did you get here?" Ron asked incredulously.

"Fifteen minutes ago. We couldn't get your attention because you were too busy playing 'I Spy'. Which is really pathetic, because you spied me four times." (Ginny)

2.“I say we throw him in the lake,” said Snape.

“Severus, we can’t drown everyone you don’t like,” said Dumbledore reasonably.

- Power Of Suggestion

Harry: Yeah, but I get killed in loads of them. And you know JK would never kill me! VIVA HARRY POTTER!


1. “What in the name of Michael Jackson’s nose-less face is going on here!?” Exclaimed Regis.

2. “Dobby makes whoopy to the nude statues in the castle!” Shrieked Winky.

- Addicted

1. Harry slowly closed the space between them. He placed his hand heavily on Lord Voldemort’s shoulder and said: “I love you.”

Voldemort promptly imploded.

2. Here Jo paused. The audience waited patiently. Then Jo said, “And it was all a dream!” She cackled maniacally for a very long time.

When they realized what had happened, as one the audience shouted, “GET HER!”

Jo stood frozen for a few moments like a deer in headlights. When the first copy of Half-Blood Prince zoomed past her ear, she took the hint sprinted for the exit.

However, it did her no good. (Harry Potter fans are in very good shape as a rule. Lugging those tomes around is great cardio-vascular exercise.) She was soon caught and bludgeoned to death by the very books she’d spent years of her life writing.

-Harry Potter and The End of Ends

"What's a Semerling?"

"Worlds smallest .45 pistole," Harry answered, pulling one out of his robes.

"HARRY! You can't have weapons here! This is a school!"

"What do you think a wand is, Hermione? Every child in the wizarding world is armed with a deadly weapon. I just have an extra one."

-Harry Potter and The Evil Summer Vacation

"So what do we do now?”(Harry)

“Well Harry, we could always have an orgy.” It was so odd how Neville could be just as…unique as Dean and Seamus sometimes.

“Your suggestion has been duly noted. It shall be ignored, but it has been duly noted. Any other suggestions?”

-Home Coming

“Well,” Harry began thoughtfully, “the Hufflepuffs don’t seem like the bloody-murder types. You should be safe from them.”

Draco stopped short, eyes wide. “Potter, I just had the most horrible vision.”

“What’s that?”

“A murderous horde, robed in yellow and black, running at me, screaming and brandishing exceptionally sharp spoons."


1. "Enough with the blinking!" Pansy Parkinson suddenly shouted, standing up, her nostrils white and her breathing hard.

Everyone turned to look at Pansy. What kind of pansy gets so worked up over blinking?

Well, Pansy Parkinson obviously.

2. Seamus’ voice was heard, “Sorry, hold on let me get us some light.” And he proceeded to take a flashlight out of his pocket and click it on.

Hermione sighed, “How many times do I have to tell you all that those don’t work in Hogwarts!” she exclaimed.

“Oh, sorry,” Seamus said, and then proceeded to click the flashlight off again.

-Slightly Screwed

You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your family. You can, however, pick the insane asylum where you have them all locked away."

-It's Happy Bunny!

Dad: "Son, do you know why I give you an allowance?"

Timmy: "Uhh...because if you called it pay, you'd be violating child labor laws?"

-The Fairly Oddparents

"If I had a glove right now I would slap you in the face and challenge you to a duel."


"Were you born that stupid or did you have to earn a degree?"


I am so indecisive. I think.

-My best friend Evanne

1. Spongebob: "Are you mad, Patrick?"

Patrick: "Yeah!"

Spongebob: "Why are you mad?"

Patrick: "I can't see my forehead."

-Spongebob Squarepants

"May irritate eyes."

-Warning on a can of pepper spray

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You are a Clueless Uke!

Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.

Most compatible with:Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme

Least compatible with:Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at, or get seme/uke merch..

47 Ways To Annoy a Non-Harry Potter Fan:

1) Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books or movies.

2) Crowd their in box with Harry Potter related emails, make the subject misleading.

3) Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their b-day and demand they cherish it 4-ever.

4) Pretend you can do magic.

5) Yell "CRUCIO" whenever they insult Harry Potter.

6) If your late for something blame it on your broken time turner.

7) Sort every person you meet in to one of the four houses.

8) Say "Lumos" every time you turn on a light.

9) If your asked to retrieve something shout "Accio" loudly.

10) Refuse to wash your hair and explain you're going for the Snape look.

11) Spend hours at a time trying to make your broom fly.

12) Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella.

13) Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.

14) Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone else offers you.

15) Hum the Harry Potter theme all day long.

16) Talk to animals and insist that they're animagi.

17) Walk up to random people and ask if their initials are R.A.B.

18) Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp.

19) Refuse to tell them who Grawp is.

20) Whenever it gets foggy outside scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.

21) Point at modern electronic devices and say "Look at that! The things these muggles come up with!"

22) Point and grunt and insist that your speaking troll.

23) Take them to a CD store and make them look for the new Weird Sisters Album.

24) Always speak with a British accent, especially if your not from the U.K.

25) Draw round glasses and a lightening bolt scar on every poster you come across.

26) Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg.

27) Laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is.

28) Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.

29) Break any awkward silences by saying "How 'bout them Chudley Canons."

30) Say "Alhomora" every time you open a door.

31) Every time you see them demand an explanation of why they don't like harry potter.

32) Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.

33) Shriek loudly and say that you're speaking Mermish.

34) If they ask you about the weather solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."

35) Pretend your under an invisibility cloak and shout "You can't see me!"

36) Knit them a maroon jumper every year, especially if maroon isn't there color.

37) Draw the sign of the Hallow on every surface in the house.

38) While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands.

39) Throw the chess board across the room when the pieces don't move.

40) When one of the movies is on TV remind them every five minutes.

41) Refer to random people as "You Know Who."

42) Start swatting at the air saying there's a wrackspurt around.

43) Ask them to help you stuy for your O.W.L.'S

44) Walk around bumping into walls explaining your looking for the Room of Requirement.

45) Run up to random men with long dark hair and scream "SIRIUS! always knew you were alive!"

46) Hog the computer when making Harry potter videos on youtube.

47) Tell them that You Know Who was defeated today. When they ask who's you know who pretend to be offended and don't tell them who he is.

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the boquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you idiot.

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My's a tissue."

A good friend only know a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A good friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Ever wonder...

where we are headed...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?

Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

"I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!"

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to r ecord your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think those cruel, evil, kids should just GIVE THE RABBIT SOME TRIX!, copy and paste this on your profile.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you'd be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!!

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile


If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If the “96 of teenage girls obsess over Twilight, put this in your signature if you're one of the 4 who like stories where the vampires are actually portrayed as monsters, and not as pretty people with fangs” made you fall out of your chair screaming about insults to Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse with all your heart but want to burn your horrendous, sacreligious copy of the thing called Breaking Dawn, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into ya profile.

If your parents have to lock up your books because you read too much, copy and paste this into your profile

If Harry Potter was your biggest obsession, but then you read Twilight, and got blown away, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe that straight, gay, bi, and lesbian people are all equal and entitled to their beliefs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

Re-Post this to help stop racism!!:

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I go in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll still be black. But you: When you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored."

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 11139 - Favs: 7,055 - Follows: 2,578 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Such a Small Thing by FatesMistake reviews
Harry spends the summer following Sixth Year with Hermione and her parents in the Muggle World. When he discovers a man at a nearby park that remarkably resembles Severus Snape, he becomes obsessed with knowing who he is. When it actually is Snape, and they start behaving amiably after a rough start, he finds he doesn't mind. It is, after all, Such a Small Thing. AU, 7th Year, SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 45,467 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 2/14 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Crueler Kindness by Next to Something reviews
Rey is not suited for interrogation. Reylo. Twoshot. M for language and eventual sexual content. Complete. CODING ON SECOND CHAPTER HAS BEEN FIXED.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 1/14 - Leia O., Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 362,981 - Reviews: 14870 - Favs: 10,732 - Follows: 10,404 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Temptation on the War Front by alizarincrims0n reviews
Draco Malfoy is forced into hiding with the Golden Trio and dragged into their search for horcruxes. What ensues is a journey of redemption, unexpected friendships and an unwanted, turbulent romance with Harry Potter. Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 188,918 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 6/28/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Love Thy Neighbour by Alexannah reviews
- PaS Featured Story - The Dursley family move house, and Harry is horrified to find that they are now living opposite his most hated Potions Master. Between Snape and the Dursleys, will Harry make it to the Burrow in one piece? NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,458 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 10/19/2015 - Published: 8/29/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Petunia D. - Complete
Anularius by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPSS slash. Traveling back in time is safe. All you have to do is keep away from people who affect time, who are pretty rare. It's just Horcrux-hunting Harry Potter's luck that Severus Snape is one of them. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,139 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 5/27/2015 - Published: 1/27/2015 - [Severus S., Harry P.] Albus D. - Complete
The Cooper Hofstadter Replacement Theorem by xxchompchompchompxx reviews
After catching Leonard cheating on her with Priya, Penny begins to see Sheldon in a new light. The only problem is, he is with Amy and there's no way he would ever return her affections... or could he?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 72,601 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 3/5/2014 - [Penny, Sheldon C.] - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 4,989 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Expectations by FalconLux reviews
What if Potter's life at the Dursleys was more damaging than anyone realized? What if Snape's worst scorn came as a comforting normality? Severitus-ish; no slash; set during first year; mentions of child abuse; rated T mostly for allusions to Harry's past
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,971 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 191 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Starched Cuffs by RussianWolf7 reviews
Draco trips Ron, who trips Harry, who is knocked into Snape and accidentally brushes his cuffs. Such a little thing, yet it's all he can think about. Everything he's been holding back since the Final Battle comes bursting forth, and Harry is determined to get Snape to stop ignoring him and actually talk. Unexpected allies, botched potions, detention, and Legilimency afoot! SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,947 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Invincible by TheSoggyBug reviews
In the Quarter Quell, the rebels did not carry out their rescue mission. With everyone else dead and only Katniss and Peeta left, they have to find a way to carry on, even if it means putting the memory of "that night" behind them... T for LOTS of fluff.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,244 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
The Dogs and Shakespeare by Ravenpuff reviews
An event sways the Dursleys to accept a five year-old Harry as a part of their family. He is slowly introduced to a normal life and the world outside his cupboard. Discovering magic early, it becomes his greatest joy and deepest secret. Can he share it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 119,369 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D.
Ostriches by RussianWolf7 reviews
Harry and the lot are back at Hogwarts for their final year, after the final battle. But Harry finds himself more ostracized than ever before, and finds an unlikely companion in Malfoy, also shunned. How will the others react to their friendship, and how long will it take the dense boys to realize they want more than that? Harry/Draco, canon Ron/Hermione, and Neville/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,288 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fortune Favours the Damned by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Sirius hasn't the first clue who this green eyed stranger is exactly, but he's here now and somehow he's Sirius' problem. AU Rating upgraded due to language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,574 - Reviews: 2054 - Favs: 4,045 - Follows: 5,240 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Harmony Lives by Oh joyous noops reviews
During the end of fourth year, Harry Potter begins to feel an unexplainable pain. He has no idea that he is going through puberty, and that he, to his grave dismay, is actually female. See how one chromosome alters the HP world. FemHarry X Draco . Rating: T/M
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 159,748 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Out of the Woods by darklydraco reviews
Sequel to Into the Woods. Draco's side of DeathHal. Draco struggles to redeem himself with the Dark Lord, all while questioning his, and Snape's, true loyalties. Some SS/DM, but ultimately DM/HP and SS/RL. Warnings inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,469 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
in medias res by Abrae reviews
Potter was in the corridor with Minerva that night, and Snape knew it. Written for the Severus Sighs' "Reviving Severus *sighs*" fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,011 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Little Weezy by John Faina reviews
Fred and George turn Ron into a much smaller version of himself with one of their experimental sweets. Harry wonders whether or not it was an accident. All of them quickly discover that Ron is not simply small, but his child-like charm is...irresistible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,494 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Glued by Vendelin reviews
When an experiment in the potions dungeons goes awry, Draco Malfoy finds Harry Potter a little too close for comfort. The title might give you a lead. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,952 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13056 - Favs: 6,156 - Follows: 2,786 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pains and Contradictions by atypicalsnowman reviews
SS/HP. Slash. When Harry begins to break under the pressures of death and prophesy, help arrives from an unlikely quarter: Snape. Despite their own doubts, manipulations from all sides and hapless interventions combine to bring their two souls together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 312,846 - Reviews: 1806 - Favs: 2,469 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Twilght: Edward's Story by mrs.cullen22 reviews
Twilight from Edward's POV. Now revised and complete! BxE goodness of course :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,535 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Why by Drayconette reviews
Alex Rider had his character and talents that made him a perfect spy long before his uncle's fateful death. A series of flashbacks to explain why. Not fully AU, but unique version of events including Ian, Jack, Tom, school, SAS, and more.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,798 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Rules of the Game by margotllama reviews
AU. Harry, on the night the first letter came, was dumped by the Dursley's in London. Now, three months later, he is found and expected to lead a normal life at Hogwarts. But, where Harry Potter is concerned, can anything be normal? Mild abuse, neglect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 115,222 - Reviews: 2322 - Favs: 2,470 - Follows: 3,180 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2762 - Favs: 4,445 - Follows: 4,872 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
No Kinen Ni by AmunRa reviews
Now complete: Yugi is kidnapped, leaving his friends and family to move on without him. When he's finally found, he's not himself, and his homecoming marks the beginning of a painful journey for all involved.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 156,437 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 1/15/2003 - Yūgi M., K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5956 - Favs: 9,914 - Follows: 2,571 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Are You Cross? by Angelauthor14 reviews
Harry is rescued from the Dursleys at the age of four and is raised by Sirius and Remus. A childhood that Harry deserved! Lots of bonding as Harry begins to trust Sirius and Remus. First fic, so please review. WARNING: DURSLEY ABUSE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 126,051 - Reviews: 1960 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Most Desired by InkQuillz reviews
Arthur has always taken what he wants, this is no different. Only… This time he finally sees the destruction he left behind. One sided Merlin/Arthur. ADDED! NEW ENDING for the romance lovers.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,400 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Realisation by carolina-28 reviews
Arthur resists as Morgana schemes & matchmakes. Au. Slash.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,857 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Shuffing Destiny's Cards by LovesAngst reviews
Merlin manages to fulfill his destiny—-to help Arthur become the great king he was meant to be-—in a way no one had ever suspected and a way no one would ever have wished. Tragedy, Arthur-angst, Merlin/Arthur friendship. Now complete.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,133 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Winter Festival by Viridis Lupus reviews
Loosely based on a Christmas Carol. Arthur is visited by Three Ghosts who reveal to him what happened in Merlin's past, present and future to make him the man that he is and the man he will be. These visits are meant to change Arthur, himself, for good.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,780 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Learning by enigma-kar reviews
Arthur discovers Merlin's secret and all is, surprisingly, well... until a certain King finds out.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,142 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Tuberose by Dark Raven Wrote reviews
On Arthur's wedding day, Merlin looks on from the crowd and feels at a loss. He isn't needed anymore. Arthur's time with the Tuberose, his dangerous pleasure, has passed. light slash, review please.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Manservants Shouldn't Play With Sharp Things by Pineapple Bacardi reviews
Slash. Children really shouldn't play with sharp things, and as it turns out, so shouldn't Merlin. Arthur/Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Anxious and Stressed by Faramirlover reviews
Merlin is making Arthur anxious. A continuation of a scene during 'A remedy to cure all ills'. ARTHURxMERLIN. Rated to be safe. And because I might add another chapter if people want.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
For the want of a nail the shoe was lost by LovesAngst reviews
The title is part of an old saying referring to the potentially disastrous consequences of letting seemingly small responsibilities go. Humans are, and have always been the frailest of creatures, Merlin, despite his magic, is no exception.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,325 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Cat Nip by Because I Can reviews
During a potion accidant, Draco gets soaked in an animagus potion which somehow makes him think hes a cat--and that Harry is his mate! Warning: Slash, cute, possesive Draco. Adoarable-oblivious!Harry. Lemons in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,478 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 2,121 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Beautiful Goodbye by AccordingToMel reviews
But as of late, Arthur had been sinking into these moods more and more frequently. This had been going on for several weeks now. And it certainly had nothing to do with the fact that Merlin was dying. Except that it had everything to do with that fact.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,131 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Yule Ball Redux by cassesque reviews
After all, there was no rule that said the Champion had to ask a girl to the Yule Ball. Slash, nothing graphic. Inspired after watching GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Hippie Headmaster’s Pajama Party The Musical by Dreamstallion33 reviews
A parody on the fifth Harry Potter movie. Author not responsible for randomly feeling the need to sing or the urge to see Equus. Erratic bursts of laughter may also ensue please consult OotP to accurately complain to WB! ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,596 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2017 - Favs: 7,792 - Follows: 2,148 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
If They Hurt You by AccordingToMel reviews
And with those words, the last couple of days suddenly came crashing back to Arthur. Merlin’s weird speech, the attack outside Camelot, Arthur’s hunt to find the bandits, Merlin’s near death, and their late night conversation. It made his head hurt.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,381 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Perfection by InkQuillz reviews
Follow up to Please, Please, Please and Want. Arthur gets what he wants and Merlin doesn't understand.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Of Manservants and Their Scarfs by wolf with panther eyes reviews
Arthur wonders exactly how attached Merlin is to his neckerchief, and decides to try a little experiment to find out. Brief oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
after effects by adele4 reviews
Set after "The Gates of Avalon", Merlin/Arthur. After the whole Sophia debacle, Arthur has weird moments of friendliness, and Merlin rather wishes it would stop.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Cold Spring by Aurore Verlaine reviews
Arthur/Merlin: While guarding the village of Ealdor, Prince Arthur finds himself smitten with the town medic, Merlin. Years later, these feelings inevitably resurface when Arthur finds the very same Merlin in Camelot, on trial for being a warlock.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,837 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Heart of a Ferret by Smaradgus reviews
Forced to spend weeks together in a small cage as ferrets, life can't be the same anymore for Harry and Draco. Are new perspectives and new allies enough for our heroes to come through the upcoming war? H/D.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,335 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Miscommunication by Aurore Verlaine reviews
Arthur/Merlin:: Everyone is horribly misguided and thinks that Arthur and Merlin are a couple. Arthur and Merlin, armed with nothing but fierce denial, set out to prove everyone wrong..or die trying.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,229 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Just Don't be a Prat by AccordingToMel reviews
But when he saw a young, blond boy enter with his breakfast tray that was most definitely not his manservant, Arthur felt himself go from calm to irate in a few second flat. Consequently, the first words out of his mouth were: “Where’s Merlin?”
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,850 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 98 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Merlin's Law by Sant reviews
In the end, the story wasn’t finished. Harry’s first seven years at Hogwarts weren't all she wrote. :One Shot:
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Promets Moi by allhailjinora reviews
"Promise me something". It wasn't a question, but rather a request. "Anything". Their eyes locked, and they realised it was no longer just the heat of the moment things that were forgotten the next morning. This was something new. Deeper. Merlin/Arthur
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
297 Words Explaining by emrysmile reviews
...Why You Must NEVER Talk Seriously To Merlin. Arthur makes an important discovery and Merlin’s mind seems to be taking a bathroom break today. Arthur/Merlin sillyness.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Trust by allhailjinora reviews
Merlin has to reveal his secret to Arthur in order to protect the coin that is the prince and the warlock, but now Arthur is faced with a choice. He has a loyalty to his father and his kingdom, but also a loyalty to Merlin and his heart. Merlin/Arthur
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,006 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Everytime by Ennee Gray reviews
Sometimes a few steps to the right can bring about a disaster. One small difference from how it was supposed to be - it is a push with all Merlin's got and Arthur's on the edge. Somewhat an episode tag to Poisoned Chalice. Also posted on LJ. Slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Merlin, Arthur, Gaius - Complete
Since Before by DancingWithPeacocks reviews
AU. Arthur/Merlin. Merlin has been Arthur’s since day one.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Without him by Mrs PurplePebble reviews
"We all need somone...even if its just to hold your hand when you can't see." An alternate mid to end for S1 'The poisoned chalice.' What would happen if Arthur hadn't gone so quietly to the cells on his return? Merthur implied. Please R&R. Complete
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,078 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
We were friends once by silvereign reviews
Prompted by archaeologist d on LJ. Arthur had friends in Episode 1, running around laughing at the poor suckers who worked for the Knights. But in later episodes, they disappear. What happens to them? Rated for angst and a character’s death. A/M slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Want by InkQuillz reviews
Sequel to 'Please, please, please.' In which a still oblivious Merlin takes care of a injured and needy Arthur. Rated for safety, nothing graphic entailed. xD One more of these to come. :
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Beyond by adele4 reviews
Merlin/Arthur, set somewhere in the future: Merlin tells King Arthur about his magic, and finds that just because Arthur trusts -him-, it doesn't mean he trust magic.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Dirty Business by ILoveToChin25 reviews
Au DH. Harry is captured after setting off on his own to find the remaining Horcruxes, and is kept alive for Voldemort's own nefarious games. Draco Malfoy is assigned to look after him, and does so to protect his own self interest. Or does he?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 184,631 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rhapsody in Blue by RoseWalker reviews
It's Morgana's birthday and wants Arthur to do something and what Morgana wants, Morgana gets. Merlin/Arthur. Read warnings please
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,368 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The King's Relief by RixxiSpooks reviews
Merlin is abused by Uther almost daily and no one else has any idea. Dark. Graphic. Angst. Merlin/Arthur. Rape.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,096 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deathly Parody by Carysbyrne reviews
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, in five pages. Basically.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Allegiance by BexTheLabRat reviews
When Arthur is ordered to conduct trade negotiations in the distant kingdom of Calderania, Merlin reluctantly leaves an ailing Gaius to accompany him, but all is not what it seems. Can the boys save themselves and Camelot before it's too late?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,422 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Please, please, please by InkQuillz reviews
Arthur likes to dream... About Merlin. :P Arthur/Merlin
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
BEER IS GOOD! by wolf with panther eyes reviews
Arthur gets drunk and starts singing about the greatness of beer. Enough said.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Tears of Healing by Steppenwoelfin reviews
Ignores HBP and DH. Severus and Harry have to resume their Occlumency lessons in Harry's 7th year. After a bad start, Harry gradually learns to control his emotions and Severus learns to reveal them: a tentative bond develops...Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 77,609 - Reviews: 2275 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Look After Yourself by LoveWithoutLimits reviews
The day after the events of "The Poisoned Chalice" and Merlin took Arthurs request to heart a little too much, and he suffers for it, though not all suffering ends bad. Slash MerlinArthur
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
Language Of Love by Parker Stark reviews
To some, kisses are just kisses. But to Yugi and Bakura, they're a language all their own...-YBxY-SKxYY-For Toxic Hathor-
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Yami Bakura, Yūgi M. - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7747 - Favs: 9,261 - Follows: 2,628 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 142 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Twilight Falls by J.W. Cart reviews
Bella sees Edward sparkle and something horrible happens. E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
After the Bell by Azure K Mello reviews
Sequel to The Boxer. Harry and Severus continue onwards. This is the happy aftermath of Draco's cruelty and the violence of the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,385 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Quotes! by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
Stephenie Meyer called the Breaking Dawn quotes of the day "purposely misleading." I call them "comedy gold." Here is a story based only on the Breaking Dawn qotds.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Out of Azkaban by Laume reviews
Formerly on the account of Luke Kenobi. Written for the Third Floor Corridor Cliche Contest. Harry and Snape have been sent to Azkaban on false charges. Once out, they are not what the Order expects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Home Coming by Third Person Omniscient reviews
The sequel to Happy Christmas. The year is done, and Harry, Hermione, and Ron are returning to Grimmauld Place for the break. How will Harry reveal his new relationship? How will Lupin reveal his? Will anyone ever like Ginny? Probably not. Ah well. SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,139 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Primary School Essays by Angelauthor14 reviews
Have you ever wondered how no one knew about the abuse Harry had to sustain? The clues were all there, but they were all dismissed. This fic is of Harry's essays from primary school; the clues are all included, but are all ignored. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's First Detention by kbinnz reviews
AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 3,397 - Follows: 553 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Not What You Expected? by Legendary Legacy reviews
You may never look at Harry/Tonks the same way again. Mockfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Lessons in Anger by MotatoPotato reviews
HP/SS Slash Unforgivables aren't just spells.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Let's See Where This is Going by Emily Waters reviews
Dumbledore is captured and tortured by Death Eaters. Harry Potter is going to rescue him... Just as soon as he gets around to it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
All Aboard by BookMe reviews
Rosalie, Alice and Bella win a 3week luxury cruise around the Caribbean where they meet Emmett, Jasper and Edward. Pleanty going on in this story. Also my personal favourite; All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,563 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Jesus is a Vampire! by Lilith Apocalypta reviews
Emmett finds religion.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
Gift of the Magi by Headmistress X reviews
In the summer following Deathly Hallows, Harry and Professor McGonagall take a short break from saving the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
The World Without Me by Eternal Cosmos reviews
Harry won the war against Voldemort but at a terrible price.Fawkes gives him another chance in a new world where he died as an infant and where Voldemort still lurks in the shadows...but not for long, because when one exists the other cannot survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 188,711 - Reviews: 5264 - Favs: 8,870 - Follows: 3,852 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
To Rise Again by sUnKiSsT reviews
Pre DH, AU. James never died that Halloween night. He's back, and he's going to help his son defeat Voldemort, whether Harry wants the help or not. UPDATED! CH26, Are the four alright? Did they survive the Death Eater's and the forest...? Find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,623 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Harry P., James P.
On The Danger Of Stepping Outside Your Office Door by Monopoly reviews
Honestly, if Harry had told them once he had told them a million times to keep their stupid experiments in space and time out of the areas that the general public was likely to tread. My shot at the dimension traveling plot. Mostly DH compliant. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,327 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
So Much For A Happy Ending by Corii reviews
A Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows parody to the tune of "My Happy Ending" by Avril Lavigne
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Happy Christmas by Third Person Omniscient reviews
Harry goes to Grimwald place for Christmas holidays. Lupin has a suprise waiting. Mild Weasly bashing, beacause it's just so easy. DH never happened. HPSB. Various others mentioned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,311 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 4,319 - Follows: 1,933 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Cliff Notes by somedayangeline reviews
Cliff note version of Book Seven. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete
The Needs Of The One by S4ltv1n3g4r reviews
Having forcibly barged into Harry's house, Bellatrix gives Harry lessons in the Dark Arts for her own purposes, but perhaps it is he who will teach her that love is stronger than manipulation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,349 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Bellatrix L., Harry P. - Complete
The Boxer by Azure K Mello reviews
Harry is blackmailed by Malfoy for a secret too dark for anyone to learn. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,939 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 288 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Void by EdwardFangJasperEmmettIggysigh reviews
Edward left Bella. Yeah, we all know that. But what would happen if an unexpected visitor came to see Bella one night? Is there love in the air? BEmmett Chptr. 22! This story is finished but I add the occasional one shot! Read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,635 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 127 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Circumstance by Libellule reviews
Snape’s position as a spy is compromised when Harry’s life is threatened. The beginnings of a journey together. NOT HBP COMPLIANT ch27 quote: Snape studied him seriously, his black eyes searching Harry’s green ones before saying, “I can do all those thi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 102,669 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Dark Witch and the Necromancer ENGLISH by Heiko2003 reviews
Well... Harry is pissed, his relatives tipped his inner balance, so he snapped and turned dark. Yes, this is a very dark!Harry story. This is also going to be HarryBellatrix. So if you don't like it, don't read it. Contains also some graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,439 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 3,498 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 146 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
80 Things Voldermort Is Forbidden To Do by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
And by popular demand.....I bring you, 80 Things Voldy Is Forbidden To Do! Goes hand in hand with '80 Things Harry Is Not Allowed To Do'. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Slightly Screwed by thebree reviews
How Harry Potter's seventh year at Hogwarts REALLY went... A totally ridiculous parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,705 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
In Blood Only by E.M. Snape reviews
Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 185,251 - Reviews: 3746 - Favs: 3,029 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Kiss Of A Rose by Neko Oni reviews
yugi loves yami, but so does tea, and she will do whatever it takes to get yugi out of the picture. ch. 3: yugi decides to fight back.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,203 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 2/22/2003 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Yamieo and Yugiet by Loki R reviews
A school play. Yami is Romeo, need I say more? Mostly YYxY but some RxB,KxJ later on.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,248 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Obligatory Sequel by StarryGazer reviews
Sequel to “The Master Plan.” Slash. Now that Harry’s relationship with Severus is out in the open, they have more problems than they can shake a…wand at.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,604 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/18/2006 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Green by killah-sama reviews
[SetoYuugi] [Onesided YYY] I know why my color is green. It's not my money, nor my likeness to nature. It's my jealousy. Because you are mine, and no one – especially that 'other half' of yours – can touch you.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Yūgi M., S. Kaiba - Complete
80 Things That Harry Is Not Allowed To Do by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
Humorous oneshot. Drabble. RR. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 3071 - Favs: 4,281 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Snape's Invisible Friend by teacherbev reviews
Winner Oct. 2006 HPAA Best AU: Harry rescues himself as a baby and chooses Snape as his protector, why no one knows because the toddler isn't telling and no one can see him but Snape. No Slash, No Mary Sues, R&R please. PDF, ebook, mobipocket available.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,408 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 2,896 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I Never by ShadeDancer reviews
Albus decides to introduce a muggle drinking game to a group of Hogwarts staff and two students. When will he ever learn? Slash theme present. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 107 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ethnic Rainbow of Wonder by Caitlin-and-Emily reviews
Full title: Harry Potter and the Magical, Mystical Ethnic Rainbow of Wonder and Awe. Just random parody of the 3rd MOVIE, not book, MOVIE! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Complete
Threadbare by Marine Galdeone reviews
[Complete] In his seventh year, Harry’s body is ravaged, his soul debauched, and his will to live worn thin. The strength he has relied on for years abandons him, and he is left torn. Broken. Draco Malfoy is determined to fix him, but if only he knew how.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,328 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/25/2005 - Published: 7/20/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hating Lockhart by Vista15 reviews
Albus finding Harry's test from his 2nd year in which he is making fun of Lockhart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/28/2004
Hikari Looks Like A Lady by Amarin Rose reviews
Pairing: Joey–Yugi Summary: Joey isn't sure if Serenity's birthday present is the right size, so he gets Yugi to help. At first Yugi wishes he'd never agreed to help, but when certain feelings come to light he changes his mind...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2004 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., Yūgi M. - Complete
Please! Not While I'm In The Shower! by michelle-31a reviews
Harry and his friends receive an unexpected visitor...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Master Plan by StarryGazer reviews
SLASH. Complete. Harry is looking for the knowledge and training to survive the war. Only Severus Snape can give it. This is being edited for mistakes, and that is why the chapter titles and numbers don't match-I'll fix it someday.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,919 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Somewhere I Belong by shadowarwen reviews
COMPLETE, SEQUEL POSTED...Severus Snape discovers a hidden truth about Harry's home life. And decides to take matters into his own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,355 - Reviews: 2059 - Favs: 2,451 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 4/13/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3776 - Favs: 6,719 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,216 - Reviews: 4401 - Favs: 5,053 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mirror Of Paradox by Yih reviews
[COMPLETE] Part 1 of PARADOX SERIES. Transported into another dimension by cursed mirror, Harry enters a world where he died as an infant and ruled by Voldemort. Left with no choice, he adapts. Continued in Harry Potter and the Extent of Existence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 146,063 - Reviews: 1830 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 11/24/2003 - Published: 5/28/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
BE DEAD! by wrongturn reviews
Humour and tiny amounts of fluff. Harry and Draco fanon in a nutshell.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Truth by thisveryinstant reviews
Summary: SLASH, HP/SS. Harry's 6th year potions class brews a weak truth serum. Harry gets high. Snape loses it. Mayhem ensues. *COMPLETE* Sequel will be forthcoming when I finish my SSFF story...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,356 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/24/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Shatter by Sunfalling reviews
Yuugi isn't feeling well and his attempt to help Kaiba only brings him further into confusion. Could be interpreted as YK
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Yūgi M., S. Kaiba - Complete
Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munami reviews
Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,791 - Reviews: 1796 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 115 - Published: 3/25/2002
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The Comedy Of Romeo and Juliet reviews
Bella is just a normal girl with a normal crush. Except for the fact that her crush is the popular Edward Masen, and he hates her guts! What's a girl to do? Could the school play be the solution to her problems? BxE, ALL HUMAN HAS BEEN ADOPTED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,624 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Ideal Harry Potter Ending reviews
Title pretty much sums it up. Reeeaaally weird. Something my friend and I came up with a long time ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Musings Of Lunatics reviews
What if the Trio read the last Harry Potter book? What about the movies? What would they say? Totally Random! WARNING: MAJOR GINNY BASHING
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lunacy 2:Welcome To The Dark Side reviews
What? Another one? Yep, Snape is back, along with his "hallucinations" and some new crazy adventures! Sequel to LUNACY
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Lunacy reviews
It seems a few of our favorite characters have gone a little loopy...poor Snape...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Prompt Me reviews
What does Harry do when he's bored? Why, write a list!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete