Dukerz
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Joined 11-23-07, id: 1428311, Profile Updated: 01-03-08
Author has written 2 stories for Mai HiME.

Hola. I'm Dukerz. Yes, that's my actual name, and yes, I actually love it. You should too. You can call me Duk of Dukky if you wish.

I am indeed female.

So, lately I've been writing some Mai HiME stuff, though most of it I haven't posted due to suckiness. Yeah, just letting you know, that's not all that I write. Or all I like. Now for everyone's favorite game...

Favorite Pairings:

Mai HiME:

ShizNat

NinaErstin

MaiMikoto

ArikaMashiro

ChieAoi

KarukaYukino

MidoriYouko...

What else...

Oh, I guess NaoShiho isn't bad.

I hate Tate and I hate Sergay because he reminds me of Tate. They can go fuck each other for all I care.

Azumanga Daioh:

NyamoYukari

TomoYomi

And, what the hell, let's give Kaori what she wants.

KaoriSakaki

KannaDUKi no Miko:

(Sorry for the strange mid-word capitalization, but I like that spelling of it because it has my name in it. Heh. "Duk".)

ChikaneHimeko. Need I say more?

YamiBou:

HazukiHatsumi

GaruRitsuko

Betcha fell right outta your chair there when you saw that straight pairing.

About Me:

Hi. I'm Dukerz, but alas, that was already established earlier. Uh.. I just got a new cell phone and it's real cool because my old one was all beat up and ghetto and crap. I saw National Treasure recently. I cracked up severely when the car bumps over the rising barriers, but the police car smashes into them. I'm cracking up just typing about it.

There were a couple idiots next to me that called everything either "gay" or "your mom". It thoroughly annoyed me. Though I can't really talk, due to the fact that I'm horribly addicted to Your Mom jokes. Literally. I think I need rehab. Anything you say will be returned from my me as "Your mom is/does/looks like _" when I'm spacing out. When occurs quite often. I say strange things when I space out, though they can be a little funny.

On Christmas Day, I was sitting in the middle of the street painting henna on myself with my... friend Anna, when a burgundy van drives by. It stops near us (though it could have gone around us because we were only really sitting in one lane) and some old guy rolled down the window. He said we should probably move and stuff, but I kinda spaced out right then because he was generally boring and kind of creepy. I guess he said something like, "You should be more careful. I love you," because the next thing I know, I say:

"Okay, love you too," and the guy drove off. Anna whipped her head around and stared at me with her mouth wide open, and it took me a little bit to realize what I said. Then she started laughing and I started freaking out because I just had an old guy in a burgundy (or was it maroon?) van tell me that he loved me, and I said that I loved him back without even thinking about it.

Moral of the story? It doesn't matter who you are or how long I've known you, if I'm not thinking, I will say that I love you too.

I'm wearing a panda shirt right now. It's pretty cute.

Anyway, I have more, but my fingers are literally going numb from typing all day. Feels like I just played Guitar Hero for three hours straight except that my eyes aren't doing that strange thing that they do when you look away from the screen and it looks like everything is stretching vertically...

I don't really know what I'm talking about anymore. So there you have it. That's all that you need to know about me.

Oh yeah, I also like the color red and if you give me a cookie, I will eat it. I'm also incredibly not a germaphobe and do not understand the concept of "personal space". Ayup. That's it.

Oh wait, I also have a dog. Her name is Allie, but she does not bark.

She screams. I love her to death.

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Not Quite Over Yet by guubear reviews
[HiME Otome crossover] After the Carnival, Natsuki is still feeling restless. Is everything really over? Apparently Searrs is not done with the HiME yet. ShizNat centric.
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,919 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 1/18/2007 - [Shizuru F., Natsuki K.]
Can't be Saved by Flyleaf799 reviews
Natsuki wakes from a coma to find that she is 35, with a husband and 2 children. Doctors tell her that her former life was a delusion brought on by the coma. Mai, Mikoto...Shizuru. They couldnt have been dreams... Could they? Slightly AU, Shiznats
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,406 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007
Truth be Told by KookieX7 Kami YAH YAHXD reviews
Teenagers are so full of falsehood at times, that even romantic relations they have the stench of lies. But its not fair if Natsuki Kuga, a 19 year old senior, falls in love with her English Teacher, Shizuru Fujino. And its not fair what she goes through.
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,138 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008
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A New Life reviews
Set PostHiME unspecified amount of years, Nina's new family is rather... interesting, Mai's visit to Fuka again changes several lives, and the author is terrible at summaries. Kinda AU, HiME Otome crossover and whatnot. Definitely gonna be some NinaErstin
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,224 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008
A Day to Remember reviews
Set two years after the Carnival, Shizuru was missing her Natsuki when she received an unexpected phone call. Sorta. Pretty fluffy ShizNat, in case you didn't get that.
Mai HiME - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete