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'Sup. Hitoko-Sama here. A little about me, I'm 21 and I live in the Evergreen state where I go to college(Which should explain why I sometimes don't update the most frequently.) I'm currently as Senior at the University of Washington. I go by the nickname Jimmy, but don't get it twisted, yo. I'm actually a woman. And I'm demi-sexual(if you really wanna know)
WAYS TO CONTACT ME!
FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/hitoko.sama THIS IS A FACEBOOK PROFILE SPECIALLY DEDICATED TO MY FANS. I WILL CHECK IT AT AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE :D
Below is a list of my personal beliefs and some other information about me that was inspired by a particularly rude flame:
1. I am a supporter of the LBGT community. Lesbians, Bi-sexuals, gays, transexuals, and transgenders, I love them all and I support all decisions they make in their lives because of one simple thing: it is their life to live and control.
I will probably put more later...when I actually think of stuff xD
Other things about me are listed below such as my likes, dislikes, opinions about things, rants(which will probably cause a few cheap laughs at my expense)
Also I do not own anything I use and give all the credit to the respectable books or authors. They are the awesomeness that I get inspiration from. :D
Oh and just to solve the mystery everyone seems to be having over my gender, I will tell you what i am...
I'm a woman. To some that's kinda shocking, to me, its not. Jimmy is a sexually ambiguous name just like Ashley, Shannon, Jordan, Criss, Jo, and so on and so forth. Don't assume because of the name!( I put it there twice so people will at least read it once...)
Relationship Status: My pet bird is my boyfriend lol. So that means I'm single.
Favorite Random Quote: Clothes make the man. Naked people have little to no influence in society. (Mark Twain)
Current Favorite Poem: The Wasteland, T.S Eliot.
Current Favorite Book of Literary Merit: The Passion, Jeanette Winterson (I highly recommend it to anyone who wants a beautifully written experience)
My Current Best Quote: "There is no line between optimism and naïveté. The only thing that separates them is their names; they are one in the same. Which, in correlation, means that all ignorance is hope and all hope is ignorance."
Things Hitoko-sama likes:
Things Hitoko-sama doesn't like:
Top 3 favorite Naruto pairings: SasuNaru, ItaNaru, and...Uchihacest! (Involving almost every Uchiha in any way possible)
THE NARUTO CHARACTERS I DISLIKE WITH A PASSION!
Naruto Characters I'm in Love/Hate with:
Madara: I have such a love/hate thing going on with him. He tries to destroy the world and i'm like "bae, pls", but then he gets defeated and I was like "das some bullshit, he's badder than any bitch in this joint." But I mean, Madara blew it, and he did kinda realize his dream was pointless when him and Hashirama had that moment at end. BUT THEN I REMEMBER HE STABBED FOREVER BAE, SASUKE. AND I'M LIKE BYE HOE, TOUCHING ON MY MAIN PAIRING LIKE THAT. NOT IN MY HOUSE.
How I know Shippuden wasn't a finished series:
Oh? What does Hitoko-Sama mean? Well, I can tell you right now that Kishi got fucked by his company because they wanted the movie to come out. But even still, if the movie wasn't coming out so soon after the last chapter, you could tell that Kishi had plans for the series after the fight with Sasuke and Naruto. And how do I know this? Pacing. And I know what you're thinking...Pacing, really Hitoko-sama? And yes, really. Kishimoto has never been one to skip on the long road for redemption and you know what? A lot of people, like Sasuke, didn't get their redemption. And you know he wanted to do it too. There is so much unresolved bullshit between characters and how certain relationships started. A lot gets glossed over. I mean, yeah, the movie covers some of it, but even still there are some BIG issues that don't get touched on. I'm hoping the new series will give some insight on things, but I can't count on it.
THINGS THAT I TOTALLY SAW COMING IN NARUTO:
Itachi wasn't evil: I SO KNEW IT. To me it was obvious. I mean someone just doesn't wake up one morning and say to themselves, "I'm going to kill my entire family today, except for my little brother :D" Because Itachi isn't the kind of person to just do things part-way. He would have killed everyone, including Sasuke, if he was truly that bad.
My favorite Naruto character is: Itachi Uchiha. Even when he was first introduced by name, i was curious about him. And I wasn't disappointed. There was something about Itachi that I've always really, really liked. And I never believed he was evil and when it came out that he wasn't, I was happy. I knew he was a good :D He was too sexy to be bad. But since he's dead and i'm sad on the inside I replaced him slightly with my runner-up favorite: Suigetsu. :D That bastard is funnier than fuck.
Now i'ma rant about stuff!
Things that don't make sense in Naruto:
I've changed my views on Mpreg, I still don't read it openly cause I really don't like it that much but whatever that's not the point. And if you want to blame the change of heart on anyone, you should thank Rye and our love child in Demon's passion Taka-chan(He's adorably perfect!)
OH HITOKO-SAMA GETTING TURNT OVER HERE
And now about flames. It's understandable that some people have different interests. And if you don't like what an author is doing, you shouldn't read their stories. But there are stupid people who, I guess, can't help themselves. Flames are the most useless things in the world, they only spark debate which leads to hatred between the two sides. And so I have some rules for flamers.
1. If you don't like the pairing, don't read it
STATUS OF STORIES/SUMMARIES: (alphabetical)
72 Hours Of Torture- SasuNaru. Naruto is captured by Sasuke and during their time together Sasuke becomes a bit too friendly. When Naruto rebukes his advances things take a turn for the worst. Sasuke traps him in the Mangekyo for 72 hours of pleasurable torture. Rated M, COMPLETE
A Demon's Passion- SasuNaru. SEQUEL TO LOVER OF A DEMON :) It's been five years since Sasuke's been freed and everyone is living happy, normal lives. But there is one thing that can upset the balance of his family forever. Co-lab between Hitoko-Sama and Alrye. YAOI! ANGST! AND AN ADORABLE SON NAMED TAKA-CHAN! RATED M FOR SEXY LOVE AND A LIL GORE! COMPLETE!
AND WE ALL HAVE A HELL- UCHIHACEST :D SONG FIC! And We All Have A HELL, From First To Last! Itachi is lusting for Sasuke, what will happen when the older's lust becomes way to much to handle? Yaoi. Perhaps a second chapter for sasuke's PV rated M For now, complete
APRIL FOOLS- SasuNaru! Sasuke is afraid of being pranked. But Naruto pranks him anyway. It ends HORRIBLY...but for who? YAOI! Random Hitoko and Alrye. Complete!!
Curse of the Cat- UCHIHACEST! With slight mentions of KyuuIta and SasuNaru. One of Itachi's ex-lovers(Kyuubi) curses him and transforms him into a cat as a means of teaching him a lesson. A lesson that if he continues his ways, no one will love him. He has to find someone who loves him unconditionally, but he has a person in mind. YAOI! Rated M for later chaps! COMPLETE
Cursed Love- SasuNaru! Like the Little Mermaid, but you know, without the mermaids and singing. Sasuke loves Naruto and wants to make him his for all eternity. SO he makes a deal with Orochimaru, unknowing that Naruto made a similar deal. RATED M!! YAOI COMPLETE
DEIDARA IN WONDERLAND-Itadei, itasaso, and sasodei. This is my first ever fanfic...used to be on my myspace alright here's summ. Deidara loses a fight to Itachi. He rests under a tree and sees a mysterious white rabbit..Hilarity ensues. TOTAL CRACK. Rated T COMPLETE
Don't Look in the Drawer- UCHIHACEST! Sasuke wants to feel closer to his brother and therefore goes through his stuff whenever possible. But when he finds a mysterious drawer, he can't help but let his curiosity get the best of him. YAOI! One-shot. For Itachi's birthday :D Complete, bitches.
DUNA NUNA NUNA NUNA KABUTO- NO PAIRINGS(kinda) CRACKK@.@ CRACK! I AM AN OC IN THIS...THERE ARE THEME SONGS! CHARACTER DEATH SAKURA AND INO READ AND ENJOY...double crack warnings :D inspired by good times. Rated T COMPLETE
FIVE PHASES! THE PERFECT PLAN! : SasuNaru :D Sasuke is tired of keeping his relationship with Naruto a secret, so why not come up with the most ingenious plan to expose them? YAOI SASUNARU! SAKURA TORTURE! FOR ALRYE! YAOI Rated M second chapter coming!!When i get an idea for a second chap xD
FLESHWALKERS: Implied SASUNARU. RATED M for violence. After their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere; Sasuke and Naruto are tasked to find help. On their search they encounter a seemingly lived in house but once inside the air reeks of abandonment. In the dusty corridors lies the omens foretelling their folly. The fleshwalkers are waiting; and who doesn't want a life already lived in? ONE-SHOT FOR HALLOWEEN. COMPLETE
For the Love of My blond: KisaDei Kisame and Deidara have feelings for each other. How will a boring meeting lead to exposed love? FIND OUT YAOI KISADEI Complete( i know the pairing sounds iffy but its actually not too bad.)
FOX AND THE PRINCE: Ok, Sasuke and Naruto are princes and they are going to be married to bring peace to their palaces. But what happenes when Naruto is cursed by an evil wizard? More summary inside...warning YAOI and Heroics!! Rated M COMPLETE...The Detailed version is finished but Idk if i want to write a sequel since i forget what happened in the second swan princess movie...I guess i could just make it up as i go but ehhh. idk.
Great Expectations: SasuNaru and mentions of other pairs. Based of Great Expectations by Charles Dickens. Naruto is a poor orphan who is abused and berated by his evil older sister. But one day in the cemetery flips his life upside down, both figuratively and literally. Yaoi. More details on the characters inside. IN PROGRESS (Dropped)
Happy Valentines Day?: ItaNaru, mentions of SasuNaru Naruto is expecting a day of love with Sasuke but what he gets is Itachi.YAOI RATED M! COMPLETE
Haunted Halloween Party: SasuNaruSai :D:D Sasuke throws a party with the theme of, "Your True Self" in hopes Naruto will be impressed for what he has planned with his costume. But as soon as the flirting gets deeply rooted...A ghost appears and Sai, Naruto, and Sasuke retreat inside out of fear. They're all hiding when Naruto blurts out that he doesn't want to die a virgin. How can Sasuke and Sai resist? (Damn, this summary was much better than my first one haha) Rated M. Yaoi! THREESOME! COMPLETE
IF YOU STAYED, THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED: MAIN : Itanaru Side: PeinIta, SasuOro, KabuOro, KabuSasu, SasuNaru, snakesNaru/Kabu PeinNaru, MadaPein MadaIta PeinSasu uhh. i think that's it...thats alot. OH 2 threesomes :D:D:D Takes place at the valley of the end. After sasuke leaves...Only Zetsu takes Naruto to the Akatsuki. Other chapters will explain the beginning more.YAOI Rated super M :D:D read if your a super perv like myself. Complete!! FINALLY 27 CHAPTERS OF HARD WORK!!
IT'S ONLY A GAME- Main:SASUNARU side: KYUUMINA! Sasuke and Kyuubi are master thieves with their eyes on a major prize. But there are two blond complications getting in the way. YAOI! RATED M! ONE-SHOT! A BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR RYE! COMPLETE!
IT'S NOT OVER: Main: ItaNaru side: SasuNaru and hints at KisaSui. This is the Sequel to PROCRASTINATION!! Sasuke escapes from his asylum and comes for his Naruto!! WHAT WILL HAPPEN?! RATED M COMPLETE!!
JUST A BIT TOO MUCH TO DRINK LAST NIGHT: SasoDei. Sasori has a bit to much to drink. When Deidara takes him back to his room what's going to happen? YAOI Rated M. COMPLETE
KING OF HEARTS: HashiMada, Rated M for violence and sexual themes. It all started one day on the pier; Madara met Hashirama by chance. Little did he know that this chance meeting would consume him, turning his childhood friendship into lust, love, and eventual hatred. The King of Hearts only grants his blessing when fortune favors those who possess him. THIS IS A PREQUEL TO THE STORY, THE DISCONNECT BETWEEN LIFE AND DEATH. IN-PROGRESS
LOVER IN THE NIGHT: CEST OF THE UCHIHA BRAND D my first uchihacest. sasuke has a wetdream and someone is waiting outside his window. yaoi rated M COMPLETE
LOVER OF A DEMON: SASUNARU mentions of other pairings. A collaboration between Hitoko-Sama and Alrye. Naruto finds a mysterious scroll in his attic, once the clock strikes 12, nothing will ever be the same. Yaoi,GORE AND BAD THINGS! RATED M. COMPLETE AND A SEQUEL IS DONE
MONEY FOR THE POOR: UCHIHACEST sasuke is about to get kicked out of his apartment. But when itachi tries to help him what will happpen? Warning french maid outfits. FOR MELODY! sec chap sum. Sasuke has a birthday party, but where is Itachi? READ TO FIND OUT. YAOI Rated M COMPLETE...for now
NARUTO HAS FAMILY: PeinNaru. PEIN IS NARUTO's UNCLE IN THIS SO I COULD HAVE INCEST!! HURRAY. Naruto and the rest of his team infiltrate the Akatsuki. Naruto fights the leader straight up. But what will happen when a giant secret is exposed? Yaoi. Rated M, COMPLETE Sequel. THE MEMORIES THAT BURN ME!
ONE NIGHT IN THE HOSPITAL: KabuNaru. side: SasuNaru.. Naru be cheatin on sasu with Kabu. Kabuto sneaks into Naruto's hospital room one night and then later said blond has a wet dream about it. But after Kabuto leaves Naruto is forced to settle for Sasuke, but just for how long, i wonder. Yaoi. Rated M COMPLETE xD
OUR REVENGE AGANIST SASUKE: ItaNaru, SasuSaku...bleh. And to clerify something, the only reason Sakura was pregnant in here was because she raped Sasuke in his sleep. Creepy. This is more or less a revenge against Sasuke fanfic. RedMoonLight009 and I thought it would be funny if Sasuke was married to Sakura. And in this fic Sasuke is in love with Naruto, but Naruto is involved with Itachi! We're so evil but, that's what happens when you stab Itachi. Mentions of YAOI rated T. COMPLETE
PERFECTION IS MEANT FOR DOLLS: SasuNaru, Non-consensual SaiNaru Dolls are the only thing Sai knows. And Perfection is key, that's why he only uses perfect parts...Now all he needs is the perfect partner. How will one day at the Fair change his life? And the lives of the people who helped him?! GORE! EXTREMELY GRAPHIC! MYSTERIES AND DETECTIVE UCHIHA PANTS!!!! CRAZY MURDERER...like insane man. very strange OCs and other things that should be banned in three states! RATED M! COMPLETE.
Prequel to The Mating Moon: SasuNaru! This takes place before the actual/main story, THE MATING MOON. This fic has the same elements going on as the one a fore mentioned but with a different pairing. Sasuke's loved Naruto for as long as he could remember which was apparently about Middle School. He begins courting him and eventually makes the blond him...Forever. Werewolf Fic. YAOI! ONE-SHOT! Complete. RATED M!
PROCRASTINATION- ItaNaru Naruto is always getting bad grades on projects because he procrastinates and does them the night before they're due. Well Itachi is sick of it and decides to take matters into his own hands. Based on Hitoko-sama's school life. Rated M for later chapters, COMPLETE. SEQUEL IS OUT
PROMISES: YOU VOTED AND HERE WE ARE...SASUNARU, implied SaiNaru and GaaNaru. On summer's night, seven years ago, Sasuke and Naruto made a promise; a promise that if they were still single at 25, they would get married. On the eve on Naruto's 25th year, Sasuke returns with the full intent of claiming his prize but the blond has forgotten all about the promise. Can Sasuke make Naruto stick to his word? In-PROGRESS.
Red Riding Hood: SasuNaru! Who's afraid of the big, bad wolf? Naruto thought he wasn't but after a series of events in Kohona, will he still believe that in the face of the seductive wolf he isn't afraid or is it something else? Yaoi. Rated M for content; slight gore.
REMAINING SHADOWS: SasuNaru, implied NaruSaku and HashiMada. Sasuke thinks his luck is about to change when he inherits a house from his late Uncle, Madara. But what Sasuke doesn't know is that there's something strange going on in this house. "When love is turned bitter and soiled by affair, hatred grows. Hatred so strong and black that it leaves traces, stains on our world..." Rated M for both sexual content and gore. COMPLETE
SURVIVAL LESSONS WITH KAKASHI-SENSEI: Main:KakaNaru Side: SuiSasu, SasuNaru, KakaSasu, SuiNaru. threesomes(consisting of Sasuke, Naruto and Kakashi) Another with (Naruto, Sasuke, and Suigetsu) and even a foursome(Naruto, Sasuke, Suigetsu, and Kakashi) Naruto is tempted with promises of 'training' but it is not the training he had in mind. RATED M FOR HOT YAOI! Dedicated to SugarSweetLolitaPrincessX COMPLETE!
The Best Laid Plans: Main: ItaSasu(Uchihacesty yum) Side: SasuNaru, ItaNaru, KyuuNaru(Uzucest) Kyuubi has a plot to get Naruto and Sasuke to have a threesome with him. And alcohol is the best means to do it. But you know what they say, the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Oneshot. RATED M FOR HOT YAOI :P COMPLETE!
THE BOY FROM A DEMON'S DREAM: ItaNaru, GaaLee, other pairings will be added when i feel like it. Itachi likes to make Sasuke find humans to break in, but none are the ones from his dreams. Until a blond boy shows up to get a job. Itachi recognizes him from his dreams and pursues him. Yaoi rated M COMPLETE. Based off MANY FAERIE BOOKS AND THE LOST BOYS xD
THE CLASSIC: You voted for it, and now it's here. SASUNARU, MadaSasu. implied MadaIta. "What is this?" Sasuke asked looking over the dark bound book in his hand. It was old; dusty like it had been sitting on the shelf of this library for years without being touched. "Oh, that? That's a classic." "A classic?" "Yes that's right, a classic. Would you like to experience it for youself?" The book opened itself in Sasuke's hands. IN-PROGRESS
THE GOOD SON: NaruSasu. Naruto's father adopts Sasuke after a horrible accident. For a politician all press is good press. Sasuke also seems like he's well behaved. But of course things are never what they appear when hidden under the mask of the 'good' son. So when things start to spiral out of control and everything that once seemed clear is now shrouded in mystery, the life of the good son doesn't seem so perfect anymore. YAOI, rated M. IN PROGRESS.(ON HIATUS)
The Human Contract: Main: ItaSasu(Uchihacest) Side: MadaIzu(Uchihacest), DanzoSai(ew), onesided OroNaru and OroSasu, and MadaSasu(Uchihacest) For Itachi's 25th birthday, Madara surprises him by taking him into the city for a present Itachi surely will never forget. Probably because this present is a doll that walks, talks, and will be whoever you desire it to be. YAOI! RATED M FOR LATER CHAPTERS! IN PROGRESS!
THE MATING MOON: KibaShino, side: SasuNaru, ItaKyuu, ItaSai. Shino is werewolf and has been watching Kiba for months in hopes he can fulfill the mating ritual with him. Kiba is just a regular Joe, waiting for school to be over with but the wolf that's been stalking him changes his life forever. YAOI! Rated M for later chaps! COMPLETE
THE MEMORIES THAT BURN ME: Main: PeinNaru..even though Pein is kinda dead. Side: SasuNaru, Uchihacest. SPOILER: MadaNaru :D THE SEQUEL TO NARUTO HAS FAMILY. Naruto is on a never ending quest to resurrect his beloved Pein. What will happen to him? violence and perhaps even drug use. not for the faint of heart YAOI Rated M. DROPPED AND GIVEN AWAY TO vampiress lianna
THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR- MAIN: UCHIHACEST!( ItaSasu) Side: UZUCEST! ( which is KyuuNaru) During winter break, Sasuke decides to tell Itachi how he really feels. But how will the older Uchiha getting sick affect Sasuke's confession? Oh, it makes that much easier. YAOI! RATED M FOR LATER CHAPS! COMPLETE! For XxrinuchihaxX
The Ramen Rivalry: SasuNaru. Sasuke and Naruto work in opposing ramen shops. One day, both parties make plans to go out and have fun, not knowing the other had similiar plans. They end up having drunken sex and the next morning they're in for a horrible surprise. What will they do to keep their bosses from finding out?! Yaoi. Rated M for later chapters. COMPLETE. Dedicated to the Hoe-Equation.
THE SELF-HELP BOOK DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS: SAINARU AND ONESIDED SASUNARU Based off Episode 57 of the shippuden. Sai and Naruto have a 'misunderstanding' that leads to their dating but what does Sasuke think about this? YAOI RATED M FOR LATER CHAPPIES COMPLETE!
THE SOLUTION- Main: SasuNaru. Side: For now, it is just mental stuff. Sasuke's one wish has been to restore his clan, a dream made impossible by the unnerving fact he's gay. However Madara offers a very a solution that helps not only the youngest Uchiha, but the older as well. SasuNaru Yaoi. Mpreg. Mentions of rape and non-consensual moments. RATED M! COMPLETE
There's Love in My Future: Main: SasuNaru Side: PeinIta, DanzoNaru(ew), There will be more; they're just undecided. Naruto is prophet for Danzo, an evil King. The rebel forces are trying to bring him down but it's increasingly complicated due to Naruto's power. So they decided to send Sasuke to capture or kill him. But will he be able to? YAOI! Rated M for later chapters! COMPLETE
THERE'S YAOI AT THE END OF THIS CHAPTER: ALL PAIRINGS WILL BE RANDOM AND THEY WILL ALL BE BEAUTIFUL! based of the Sesame Street book " A Monster At the End of this Book." but you know with Yaoi...WARNING: Has absolutely no plot. RATED M! For now, it is dropped.
WHAT I WOULD DO FOR YOU: UCHIHACEST! ITASASU!! Sasuke would walk to the ends of the Earth to bring Itachi back. So he does. He is assigned 12 tasks that he must complete by the end of the year. YAOI! mentions of minor(like as in age) anal sex! RATED M FOR LATER CHAPTERS! COMPLETE!
WHAT IF: SasuNaru side: ItaNaru, PeinNaru, OroNaru. Sasuke and Naruto's forbidden love is at its peak. They kill Orochimaru and rejoin Kohona.What will happen when The Akatsuki finds out? YAOI Rated M. COMPLETED BITCHES THE FIC IS ALOT BETTER THAN THE SUMMARY.
YOU GOT NAILED: UCHIHACEST. Sasuke and Itachi lived together...But there is sexual tension afoot. What will happen when both brothers are stressed and their parents are dead? YAOI Rated M, COMPLETE.
I know what you're thinking...Hitoko-sama needs to get a new anime to write about...
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