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Author has written 54 stories for Naruto.

'Sup. Hitoko-Sama here. A little about me, I'm 21 and I live in the Evergreen state where I go to college(Which should explain why I sometimes don't update the most frequently.) I'm currently as Senior at the University of Washington. I go by the nickname Jimmy, but don't get it twisted, yo. I'm actually a woman. And I'm demi-sexual(if you really wanna know)

WAYS TO CONTACT ME!

FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/hitoko.sama THIS IS A FACEBOOK PROFILE SPECIALLY DEDICATED TO MY FANS. I WILL CHECK IT AT AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE :D

EMAIL: jimmy_loserface7@yahoo.com

GMAIL: jimmyloserface@gmail.com

Below is a list of my personal beliefs and some other information about me that was inspired by a particularly rude flame:

1. I am a supporter of the LBGT community. Lesbians, Bi-sexuals, gays, transexuals, and transgenders, I love them all and I support all decisions they make in their lives because of one simple thing: it is their life to live and control.
2. I love Yaoi. I've been in love with yaoi since I was 13 and it has actually inspired a lot of the changes I have made in my writing. Without it, I probably wouldn't be as open-minded as I am now, also it has actually brought me closer to amazing people.
3. I'm not a religious person by nature. I believe that there is SOME kind of higher power, as to what, I'm not sure. I'm hoping that they're the greek gods because I loved God of War.
4.
I'm opinionated yet respectful. If you have a different opinion than me about anything, I will hear you about about why you dislike it. As long as it does not have some kind of threat, ad hominem, or ridiculous paradox, I will respond as respectfully as possible or not at all. All people are entitled to opinions as long as they are respectful of others beliefs.
5. Just because I'm writing on this website, doesn't mean I'm like some horny, slut with like twisted sexual fantasies. That's just rude man.
6. I'm very politically liberal, economically and socially. Conservatives beware because my bias towards America shows sometimes in my fanfiction. Unfortunately I do not agree with some of the things America does, and how this is entire culture is paradoxical in everything that was pledged in the founding of our country. But don't get me wrong, I love my country, I just wish they would do things a little bit differently sometimes.
7. I'm superstitious. Ghosts, Big Foot, Yetis, dragons, aliens, you name it, I've probably believed it or still do. I also believe in things like number symbolism, such as with the number 3, it has played a large role in my personal family life and therefore I believe it has power. I also believe in reincarnation and that people we know, we know for a reason. It's actually kinda fun, If you want I will make speech with you about it xD
8. I'm a lover, not a fighter. I'm a red head, I don't dye my hair, and all the rumors about me are true. I'm easily frustrated and angered. However, I'm trying to contain my temper as much as possible and will more than likely work out my aggression with words and nothing more. So, I'm sorry if you totally flame the crap outta me and all I say is, "cool story bro."

I will probably put more later...when I actually think of stuff xD

Other things about me are listed below such as my likes, dislikes, opinions about things, rants(which will probably cause a few cheap laughs at my expense)

Also I do not own anything I use and give all the credit to the respectable books or authors. They are the awesomeness that I get inspiration from. :D

Oh and just to solve the mystery everyone seems to be having over my gender, I will tell you what i am...
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I'm a woman. To some that's kinda shocking, to me, its not. Jimmy is a sexually ambiguous name just like Ashley, Shannon, Jordan, Criss, Jo, and so on and so forth. Don't assume because of the name!( I put it there twice so people will at least read it once...)

Relationship Status: My pet bird is my boyfriend lol. So that means I'm single.

Favorite Random Quote: Clothes make the man. Naked people have little to no influence in society. (Mark Twain)

Current Favorite Poem: The Wasteland, T.S Eliot.

Current Favorite Book of Literary Merit: The Passion, Jeanette Winterson (I highly recommend it to anyone who wants a beautifully written experience)

My Current Best Quote: "There is no line between optimism and naïveté. The only thing that separates them is their names; they are one in the same. Which, in correlation, means that all ignorance is hope and all hope is ignorance."

Things Hitoko-sama likes:
PFFTTTTTT, as if anyone cares

Things Hitoko-sama doesn't like:
Flames
When I have a really, really good idea for a fic but can't write it because it would make me have more work.
That people HAVE to go to school for 12 years, hell, if people don't want to go to school, they shouldn't have to. In other countries people can stop school in 8th grade and other can continue through 12th, not in America :D Nothing like forcing education on people.
How money is disbursed for college...
People who sit on stairs when others are trying to walk
People who don't have any form of tolerance
Any child under the age of 14 ( And no, I don't mean some of my fans, i love my fans...I mean like the kids I see walking around my town.)
People who can't take jokes
Not knowing if someone's serious because it was a text or an email.
Learning a foreign language in High school(we should have learned them much sooner, like 5 years old sooner...)
People who kill manatees because they go too fast in Florida D:
The fact no one has thought about using electromagnetism to reduce environmental pollution and the need of gas (WE HAVE THIS TECHNOLOGY)
When people give up on their dreams because of something one person said
Not being able to legally punch someone first without them punching you first
The fact walls can break your knuckles if you punch them and it reinforces violent behavior. Damn it brain!
And a lot more stuff...

Top 3 favorite Naruto pairings: SasuNaru, ItaNaru, and...Uchihacest! (Involving almost every Uchiha in any way possible)

THE NARUTO CHARACTERS I DISLIKE WITH A PASSION!
Sakura:
I actually have a good reason for this. She doesn't grow as a character, at all. So yeah, no rant about her being weak(Because we all could). Her character annoys me because, in the end, she got what she wanted, which was Sasuke. And the reason that pisses me off is because she didn't learn SHIT. She wasn't able to grow as a character because there was no emotional moving on and maturing. And then, bam, she's letting herself be tortured by Sasuke because he doesn't even live with her and their daughter. Fucking drives me nuts, man.
Tobirama: I almost dislike him more than Sakura. He pretty much represents what I hate about older generations and their inability to let shit go. I mean, I get it, I do. The Uchiha hurt his family, but I mean, Hashirama got over it. And he stopped a fucking WAR. But Tobirama gunna pull some bullshit with the Uchiha clan after his brother dies and be an all around butt-hole. Jesus.

Naruto Characters I'm in Love/Hate with:

Madara: I have such a love/hate thing going on with him. He tries to destroy the world and i'm like "bae, pls", but then he gets defeated and I was like "das some bullshit, he's badder than any bitch in this joint." But I mean, Madara blew it, and he did kinda realize his dream was pointless when him and Hashirama had that moment at end. BUT THEN I REMEMBER HE STABBED FOREVER BAE, SASUKE. AND I'M LIKE BYE HOE, TOUCHING ON MY MAIN PAIRING LIKE THAT. NOT IN MY HOUSE.
Sasuke: Oh forever bae, sometimes you really make me wanna put you in a hole and never let you out. I know you're mostly an asshole because Kishi made you this way but still, you gettin on my damn nerves sometimes.
Naruto: Someone else who is bae, pissing me off.

How I know Shippuden wasn't a finished series:

Oh? What does Hitoko-Sama mean? Well, I can tell you right now that Kishi got fucked by his company because they wanted the movie to come out. But even still, if the movie wasn't coming out so soon after the last chapter, you could tell that Kishi had plans for the series after the fight with Sasuke and Naruto. And how do I know this? Pacing. And I know what you're thinking...Pacing, really Hitoko-sama? And yes, really. Kishimoto has never been one to skip on the long road for redemption and you know what? A lot of people, like Sasuke, didn't get their redemption. And you know he wanted to do it too. There is so much unresolved bullshit between characters and how certain relationships started. A lot gets glossed over. I mean, yeah, the movie covers some of it, but even still there are some BIG issues that don't get touched on. I'm hoping the new series will give some insight on things, but I can't count on it.

THINGS THAT I TOTALLY SAW COMING IN NARUTO:

Itachi wasn't evil: I SO KNEW IT. To me it was obvious. I mean someone just doesn't wake up one morning and say to themselves, "I'm going to kill my entire family today, except for my little brother :D" Because Itachi isn't the kind of person to just do things part-way. He would have killed everyone, including Sasuke, if he was truly that bad.
Madara/Tobi was Obito: Okay so I think everyone believed this at least at some point. I used to think it was kinda weird that his name was Tobi and then he had a hole in his mask for ONE eye, his only GOOD eye. And I was like "This bitch is Obito, it's so obvious" until my stupid ass actually started to believe it may have been Madara. But then I realized that it couldn't be Madara because he got resurrected by Kabuto. So then I started to believe that Tobi was Izuna, for whatever weird reason. But then I was like, "Just wait brain, it actually is Obito. Kishi is going to be hella predictable and make everyone yell 'I KNEW IT!'" And behold, it was true...Great plot twist Kishi...
Naruto and Pein are related: I was never one of the people who believed that Pein was actually Naruto's dad. We all know that skank is deader than dead. But I did believe Naruto had more family out there than we actually knew about. And LO! Pein was from the Uzumaki clan...Along with Karin(I don't know how I didn't figure that out. Karin and Naruto have similar personality traits, like being obsessed with Sasuke xD)
Naruto and the 4th Hokage are father and son: They look exactly alike, enough said. :I

My favorite Naruto character is: Itachi Uchiha. Even when he was first introduced by name, i was curious about him. And I wasn't disappointed. There was something about Itachi that I've always really, really liked. And I never believed he was evil and when it came out that he wasn't, I was happy. I knew he was a good :D He was too sexy to be bad. But since he's dead and i'm sad on the inside I replaced him slightly with my runner-up favorite: Suigetsu. :D That bastard is funnier than fuck.

Now i'ma rant about stuff!

Things that don't make sense in Naruto:
WHY THE FUCK DID EVERYTHING EXPLODE WITH TECHNOLOGY WHEN NARUTO BECAME THE HOKAGE?!?! Like is it so Sasuke can have funny iPhone problems in the forest and we can all have a few chuckles?!?! SO like, did they have this technology the whole time and we're choosing not to use it? because that doesn't make a lot of sense either. It really messes with the setting...

OTHER SHIT:

I've changed my views on Mpreg, I still don't read it openly cause I really don't like it that much but whatever that's not the point. And if you want to blame the change of heart on anyone, you should thank Rye and our love child in Demon's passion Taka-chan(He's adorably perfect!)
However I still have some like requirements with this.
1. The reason for pregnancy has to make sense or at least be creative in a good way.
I mean if Tsunade can make herself look 20 instead of 55, and Orochimaru can switch bodies with someone else to prolong his life there has got to be SOME kind of weird ass forbidden justu that can make a man prego, or like something along the lines of that. Ya get me?
2. Don't blame it on the demon.
Sure Kyuubi is a demon, however, Naruto is human and when the Kyuubi was placed inside of him, he was already born. So that wouldn't give him like super human baby making abilities, or female organs cause if that did happen Naruto would become a hermaphrodite or a girl (which i also hate). Going into heat or rut or whatever it is animals do, yes. That could probably effect him, but not getting prego because of the Kyuubi...he's is a male demon after all. Or has yet to be proven otherwise.
3. Please find a good way for the birth to happen!
Answer the age old question! Where the hell is it supposed to come out if he is pregnant? His ass? NO! Ever heard of a C-section? or to add on to the jutsu thing, he could always switch gender for the birth as a side-effect. Makes sense to me. Plus, it seems as though they'd be able to do that anyway.
4. If its going to be like a revenge thing where two guy are fighting over someone, then please don't let them have twins with 2 different fathers...I mean its possible (Imperial Mint told me that lol) But still...
...i have no commentary for that one lol. Its kinda self explanatory.

OH HITOKO-SAMA GETTING TURNT OVER HERE

And now about flames. It's understandable that some people have different interests. And if you don't like what an author is doing, you shouldn't read their stories. But there are stupid people who, I guess, can't help themselves. Flames are the most useless things in the world, they only spark debate which leads to hatred between the two sides. And so I have some rules for flamers.

1. If you don't like the pairing, don't read it
Now this is extremely obvious. If you don't like yaoi or the pairings involved in said yaoi or yuri or just hetero, then obviously you're not going to like what the author is writing. So why read it? How about you just, i don't know, read something more to your taste and let the author do whatever the hell they want? No. They have to criticize everything that just happened and tell you how bad you are.
2. If you don't like what the summary says then don't read it.
If you don't like science fiction, romance, angst, fairy tales, or any other of those genres then don't give it a chance. If you've had past failures with those genres then obviously you're not going to like the story the author is writing. Its just as simple as that.
3. Don't only read one or two chapters and completely diss on the story.
Its hard writing something that everyone would like so if you only read one chapter try to keep going and see if it becomes better. Don't just stop and be like ' wow that was a waste of time.' You are only in the exposition phase of the story at that point and the plot has barely been started. And if its just not for you, STOP READING AND DON'T REVIEW!!
4. There are no original ideas.
There hasn't been an original thought since ancient times and forwards. It is what the author BRINGS to the table and let's people see that really is original. So, if you claim that the author's genre is sticking a lot to certain tropes, then there is a reason for it. Just wait to see what they do to those tropes and relationships before completely opening up a can of whoop ass.
5. Authors will bite back.
Let me just say now that people who review without an account are lucky. They can practically say whatever they want without an author coming to bite them. But for those who actually have an account, they aren't so lucky. Ever heard of a counterargument? That's what author use to bite back. Especially with the people who go into depth about why they're right. And trust me, usually they're wrong. And it especially applies to the people who don't read the whole story. Authors can contradict almost everything a reviewer says because they know what's going to happen.
6. Ad Hominem abuse/argument.
Allow me to elaborate on what an Ad Hominem is before I go any further...I shall address it the way my rhetoric teacher did: " Oh yeah? Well...FUCK YOU!" (Okay...He didn't actually say 'fuck you' in the middle of class...It would have been cool though!) Official definition: Exploiting a characteristic, flaw, or just in general saying something rude and bringing it into an argument that is completely irrelevant to the previous point that was being debated.(This is the thing that causes people to lose debates...) Oh and the people who use these are very classy and it's a fantastic way to get your point across and make yourself look like an absolute idiot. This kinda ties back with the whole idea we learned when we were children: "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." And this especially applies to the whole thing where the original argument sucked already and the author has just sassed them and they have nothing left to say but that. Yeah...They think they hurt you but you're just like...Really? How old are you?
7. One that I actually didn't think was possible: Trying to use a religion to justify pairings in Yaoi
Okay first off I'm just going to say, if you're are heavily religious, this is probably not the site for you. There will be too much sinning to be handled properly. Another things is, I believe in incest; would I personally ever commit incest with my sister? No, I would not. But let us think, why is that? I'm not sexually attracted to her. You see I believe if people are in love with their family members and genuinely love them, no matter what, they should be allowed to have a relationship. So all the people who complain about me writing Uchihacest, it isn't because I'm a slut, or a horny, demonic bitch-creature(as one flame kinda said) it is because I write that Sasuke and Itachi are in love with each other and that their love is pure and not filthy in any sense. I mean if we were able to get over the fact that different races could interbreed then what limits families? It probably wasn't a completely uncommon practice back in the day. So, if you feel morally against a pairing you're reading, DON'T READ IT!
8. Beliefs of Reviewers Vs. Beliefs of the Writer
Everyone doesn't believe the same things but that's totally cool with me. People should have their own opinions. However, when it comes to writer vs. reader, the reader, if they do not agree with what the writer believes and is trying to accomplish in the story, they should not read it or review. Unfortunately, some opinions are completely on the opposite sides of the spectrum and issues between the two sides will not ever be resolved. To avoid conflict, just don't say anything to the reviewer or the writer, it is just bound to cause anger and hatred. And we have enough of that in the world, we don't need more.

STATUS OF STORIES/SUMMARIES: (alphabetical)

72 Hours Of Torture- SasuNaru. Naruto is captured by Sasuke and during their time together Sasuke becomes a bit too friendly. When Naruto rebukes his advances things take a turn for the worst. Sasuke traps him in the Mangekyo for 72 hours of pleasurable torture. Rated M, COMPLETE

A Demon's Passion- SasuNaru. SEQUEL TO LOVER OF A DEMON :) It's been five years since Sasuke's been freed and everyone is living happy, normal lives. But there is one thing that can upset the balance of his family forever. Co-lab between Hitoko-Sama and Alrye. YAOI! ANGST! AND AN ADORABLE SON NAMED TAKA-CHAN! RATED M FOR SEXY LOVE AND A LIL GORE! COMPLETE!

AND WE ALL HAVE A HELL- UCHIHACEST :D SONG FIC! And We All Have A HELL, From First To Last! Itachi is lusting for Sasuke, what will happen when the older's lust becomes way to much to handle? Yaoi. Perhaps a second chapter for sasuke's PV rated M For now, complete

APRIL FOOLS- SasuNaru! Sasuke is afraid of being pranked. But Naruto pranks him anyway. It ends HORRIBLY...but for who? YAOI! Random Hitoko and Alrye. Complete!!

Curse of the Cat- UCHIHACEST! With slight mentions of KyuuIta and SasuNaru. One of Itachi's ex-lovers(Kyuubi) curses him and transforms him into a cat as a means of teaching him a lesson. A lesson that if he continues his ways, no one will love him. He has to find someone who loves him unconditionally, but he has a person in mind. YAOI! Rated M for later chaps! COMPLETE

Cursed Love- SasuNaru! Like the Little Mermaid, but you know, without the mermaids and singing. Sasuke loves Naruto and wants to make him his for all eternity. SO he makes a deal with Orochimaru, unknowing that Naruto made a similar deal. RATED M!! YAOI COMPLETE

DEIDARA IN WONDERLAND-Itadei, itasaso, and sasodei. This is my first ever fanfic...used to be on my myspace alright here's summ. Deidara loses a fight to Itachi. He rests under a tree and sees a mysterious white rabbit..Hilarity ensues. TOTAL CRACK. Rated T COMPLETE

Don't Look in the Drawer- UCHIHACEST! Sasuke wants to feel closer to his brother and therefore goes through his stuff whenever possible. But when he finds a mysterious drawer, he can't help but let his curiosity get the best of him. YAOI! One-shot. For Itachi's birthday :D Complete, bitches.

DUNA NUNA NUNA NUNA KABUTO- NO PAIRINGS(kinda) CRACKK@.@ CRACK! I AM AN OC IN THIS...THERE ARE THEME SONGS! CHARACTER DEATH SAKURA AND INO READ AND ENJOY...double crack warnings :D inspired by good times. Rated T COMPLETE

FIVE PHASES! THE PERFECT PLAN! : SasuNaru :D Sasuke is tired of keeping his relationship with Naruto a secret, so why not come up with the most ingenious plan to expose them? YAOI SASUNARU! SAKURA TORTURE! FOR ALRYE! YAOI Rated M second chapter coming!!When i get an idea for a second chap xD

FLESHWALKERS: Implied SASUNARU. RATED M for violence. After their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere; Sasuke and Naruto are tasked to find help. On their search they encounter a seemingly lived in house but once inside the air reeks of abandonment. In the dusty corridors lies the omens foretelling their folly. The fleshwalkers are waiting; and who doesn't want a life already lived in? ONE-SHOT FOR HALLOWEEN. COMPLETE

For the Love of My blond: KisaDei Kisame and Deidara have feelings for each other. How will a boring meeting lead to exposed love? FIND OUT YAOI KISADEI Complete( i know the pairing sounds iffy but its actually not too bad.)

FOX AND THE PRINCE: Ok, Sasuke and Naruto are princes and they are going to be married to bring peace to their palaces. But what happenes when Naruto is cursed by an evil wizard? More summary inside...warning YAOI and Heroics!! Rated M COMPLETE...The Detailed version is finished but Idk if i want to write a sequel since i forget what happened in the second swan princess movie...I guess i could just make it up as i go but ehhh. idk.

Great Expectations: SasuNaru and mentions of other pairs. Based of Great Expectations by Charles Dickens. Naruto is a poor orphan who is abused and berated by his evil older sister. But one day in the cemetery flips his life upside down, both figuratively and literally. Yaoi. More details on the characters inside. IN PROGRESS (Dropped)

Happy Valentines Day?: ItaNaru, mentions of SasuNaru Naruto is expecting a day of love with Sasuke but what he gets is Itachi.YAOI RATED M! COMPLETE

Haunted Halloween Party: SasuNaruSai :D:D Sasuke throws a party with the theme of, "Your True Self" in hopes Naruto will be impressed for what he has planned with his costume. But as soon as the flirting gets deeply rooted...A ghost appears and Sai, Naruto, and Sasuke retreat inside out of fear. They're all hiding when Naruto blurts out that he doesn't want to die a virgin. How can Sasuke and Sai resist? (Damn, this summary was much better than my first one haha) Rated M. Yaoi! THREESOME! COMPLETE

IF YOU STAYED, THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED: MAIN : Itanaru Side: PeinIta, SasuOro, KabuOro, KabuSasu, SasuNaru, snakesNaru/Kabu PeinNaru, MadaPein MadaIta PeinSasu uhh. i think that's it...thats alot. OH 2 threesomes :D:D:D Takes place at the valley of the end. After sasuke leaves...Only Zetsu takes Naruto to the Akatsuki. Other chapters will explain the beginning more.YAOI Rated super M :D:D read if your a super perv like myself. Complete!! FINALLY 27 CHAPTERS OF HARD WORK!!

IT'S ONLY A GAME- Main:SASUNARU side: KYUUMINA! Sasuke and Kyuubi are master thieves with their eyes on a major prize. But there are two blond complications getting in the way. YAOI! RATED M! ONE-SHOT! A BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR RYE! COMPLETE!

IT'S NOT OVER: Main: ItaNaru side: SasuNaru and hints at KisaSui. This is the Sequel to PROCRASTINATION!! Sasuke escapes from his asylum and comes for his Naruto!! WHAT WILL HAPPEN?! RATED M COMPLETE!!

JUST A BIT TOO MUCH TO DRINK LAST NIGHT: SasoDei. Sasori has a bit to much to drink. When Deidara takes him back to his room what's going to happen? YAOI Rated M. COMPLETE

KING OF HEARTS: HashiMada, Rated M for violence and sexual themes. It all started one day on the pier; Madara met Hashirama by chance. Little did he know that this chance meeting would consume him, turning his childhood friendship into lust, love, and eventual hatred. The King of Hearts only grants his blessing when fortune favors those who possess him. THIS IS A PREQUEL TO THE STORY, THE DISCONNECT BETWEEN LIFE AND DEATH. IN-PROGRESS

LOVER IN THE NIGHT: CEST OF THE UCHIHA BRAND >D my first uchihacest. sasuke has a wetdream and someone is waiting outside his window. yaoi rated M COMPLETE

LOVER OF A DEMON: SASUNARU mentions of other pairings. A collaboration between Hitoko-Sama and Alrye. Naruto finds a mysterious scroll in his attic, once the clock strikes 12, nothing will ever be the same. Yaoi,GORE AND BAD THINGS! RATED M. COMPLETE AND A SEQUEL IS DONE

MONEY FOR THE POOR: UCHIHACEST sasuke is about to get kicked out of his apartment. But when itachi tries to help him what will happpen? Warning french maid outfits. FOR MELODY! sec chap sum. Sasuke has a birthday party, but where is Itachi? READ TO FIND OUT. YAOI Rated M COMPLETE...for now

NARUTO HAS FAMILY: PeinNaru. PEIN IS NARUTO's UNCLE IN THIS SO I COULD HAVE INCEST!! HURRAY. Naruto and the rest of his team infiltrate the Akatsuki. Naruto fights the leader straight up. But what will happen when a giant secret is exposed? Yaoi. Rated M, COMPLETE Sequel. THE MEMORIES THAT BURN ME!

ONE NIGHT IN THE HOSPITAL: KabuNaru. side: SasuNaru.. Naru be cheatin on sasu with Kabu. Kabuto sneaks into Naruto's hospital room one night and then later said blond has a wet dream about it. But after Kabuto leaves Naruto is forced to settle for Sasuke, but just for how long, i wonder. Yaoi. Rated M COMPLETE xD

OUR REVENGE AGANIST SASUKE: ItaNaru, SasuSaku...bleh. And to clerify something, the only reason Sakura was pregnant in here was because she raped Sasuke in his sleep. Creepy. This is more or less a revenge against Sasuke fanfic. RedMoonLight009 and I thought it would be funny if Sasuke was married to Sakura. And in this fic Sasuke is in love with Naruto, but Naruto is involved with Itachi! We're so evil but, that's what happens when you stab Itachi. Mentions of YAOI rated T. COMPLETE

PERFECTION IS MEANT FOR DOLLS: SasuNaru, Non-consensual SaiNaru Dolls are the only thing Sai knows. And Perfection is key, that's why he only uses perfect parts...Now all he needs is the perfect partner. How will one day at the Fair change his life? And the lives of the people who helped him?! GORE! EXTREMELY GRAPHIC! MYSTERIES AND DETECTIVE UCHIHA PANTS!!!! CRAZY MURDERER...like insane man. very strange OCs and other things that should be banned in three states! RATED M! COMPLETE.

Prequel to The Mating Moon: SasuNaru! This takes place before the actual/main story, THE MATING MOON. This fic has the same elements going on as the one a fore mentioned but with a different pairing. Sasuke's loved Naruto for as long as he could remember which was apparently about Middle School. He begins courting him and eventually makes the blond him...Forever. Werewolf Fic. YAOI! ONE-SHOT! Complete. RATED M!

PROCRASTINATION- ItaNaru Naruto is always getting bad grades on projects because he procrastinates and does them the night before they're due. Well Itachi is sick of it and decides to take matters into his own hands. Based on Hitoko-sama's school life. Rated M for later chapters, COMPLETE. SEQUEL IS OUT

PROMISES: YOU VOTED AND HERE WE ARE...SASUNARU, implied SaiNaru and GaaNaru. On summer's night, seven years ago, Sasuke and Naruto made a promise; a promise that if they were still single at 25, they would get married. On the eve on Naruto's 25th year, Sasuke returns with the full intent of claiming his prize but the blond has forgotten all about the promise. Can Sasuke make Naruto stick to his word? In-PROGRESS.

Red Riding Hood: SasuNaru! Who's afraid of the big, bad wolf? Naruto thought he wasn't but after a series of events in Kohona, will he still believe that in the face of the seductive wolf he isn't afraid or is it something else? Yaoi. Rated M for content; slight gore.

REMAINING SHADOWS: SasuNaru, implied NaruSaku and HashiMada. Sasuke thinks his luck is about to change when he inherits a house from his late Uncle, Madara. But what Sasuke doesn't know is that there's something strange going on in this house. "When love is turned bitter and soiled by affair, hatred grows. Hatred so strong and black that it leaves traces, stains on our world..." Rated M for both sexual content and gore. COMPLETE

SURVIVAL LESSONS WITH KAKASHI-SENSEI: Main:KakaNaru Side: SuiSasu, SasuNaru, KakaSasu, SuiNaru. threesomes(consisting of Sasuke, Naruto and Kakashi) Another with (Naruto, Sasuke, and Suigetsu) and even a foursome(Naruto, Sasuke, Suigetsu, and Kakashi) Naruto is tempted with promises of 'training' but it is not the training he had in mind. RATED M FOR HOT YAOI! Dedicated to SugarSweetLolitaPrincessX COMPLETE!

The Best Laid Plans: Main: ItaSasu(Uchihacesty yum) Side: SasuNaru, ItaNaru, KyuuNaru(Uzucest) Kyuubi has a plot to get Naruto and Sasuke to have a threesome with him. And alcohol is the best means to do it. But you know what they say, the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Oneshot. RATED M FOR HOT YAOI :P COMPLETE!

THE BOY FROM A DEMON'S DREAM: ItaNaru, GaaLee, other pairings will be added when i feel like it. Itachi likes to make Sasuke find humans to break in, but none are the ones from his dreams. Until a blond boy shows up to get a job. Itachi recognizes him from his dreams and pursues him. Yaoi rated M COMPLETE. Based off MANY FAERIE BOOKS AND THE LOST BOYS xD

THE CLASSIC: You voted for it, and now it's here. SASUNARU, MadaSasu. implied MadaIta. "What is this?" Sasuke asked looking over the dark bound book in his hand. It was old; dusty like it had been sitting on the shelf of this library for years without being touched. "Oh, that? That's a classic." "A classic?" "Yes that's right, a classic. Would you like to experience it for youself?" The book opened itself in Sasuke's hands. IN-PROGRESS

THE GOOD SON: NaruSasu. Naruto's father adopts Sasuke after a horrible accident. For a politician all press is good press. Sasuke also seems like he's well behaved. But of course things are never what they appear when hidden under the mask of the 'good' son. So when things start to spiral out of control and everything that once seemed clear is now shrouded in mystery, the life of the good son doesn't seem so perfect anymore. YAOI, rated M. IN PROGRESS.(ON HIATUS)

The Human Contract: Main: ItaSasu(Uchihacest) Side: MadaIzu(Uchihacest), DanzoSai(ew), onesided OroNaru and OroSasu, and MadaSasu(Uchihacest) For Itachi's 25th birthday, Madara surprises him by taking him into the city for a present Itachi surely will never forget. Probably because this present is a doll that walks, talks, and will be whoever you desire it to be. YAOI! RATED M FOR LATER CHAPTERS! IN PROGRESS!

THE MATING MOON: KibaShino, side: SasuNaru, ItaKyuu, ItaSai. Shino is werewolf and has been watching Kiba for months in hopes he can fulfill the mating ritual with him. Kiba is just a regular Joe, waiting for school to be over with but the wolf that's been stalking him changes his life forever. YAOI! Rated M for later chaps! COMPLETE

THE MEMORIES THAT BURN ME: Main: PeinNaru..even though Pein is kinda dead. Side: SasuNaru, Uchihacest. SPOILER: MadaNaru :D THE SEQUEL TO NARUTO HAS FAMILY. Naruto is on a never ending quest to resurrect his beloved Pein. What will happen to him? violence and perhaps even drug use. not for the faint of heart YAOI Rated M. DROPPED AND GIVEN AWAY TO vampiress lianna

THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR- MAIN: UCHIHACEST!( ItaSasu) Side: UZUCEST! ( which is KyuuNaru) During winter break, Sasuke decides to tell Itachi how he really feels. But how will the older Uchiha getting sick affect Sasuke's confession? Oh, it makes that much easier. YAOI! RATED M FOR LATER CHAPS! COMPLETE! For XxrinuchihaxX

The Ramen Rivalry: SasuNaru. Sasuke and Naruto work in opposing ramen shops. One day, both parties make plans to go out and have fun, not knowing the other had similiar plans. They end up having drunken sex and the next morning they're in for a horrible surprise. What will they do to keep their bosses from finding out?! Yaoi. Rated M for later chapters. COMPLETE. Dedicated to the Hoe-Equation.

THE SELF-HELP BOOK DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS: SAINARU AND ONESIDED SASUNARU Based off Episode 57 of the shippuden. Sai and Naruto have a 'misunderstanding' that leads to their dating but what does Sasuke think about this? YAOI RATED M FOR LATER CHAPPIES COMPLETE!

THE SOLUTION- Main: SasuNaru. Side: For now, it is just mental stuff. Sasuke's one wish has been to restore his clan, a dream made impossible by the unnerving fact he's gay. However Madara offers a very a solution that helps not only the youngest Uchiha, but the older as well. SasuNaru Yaoi. Mpreg. Mentions of rape and non-consensual moments. RATED M! COMPLETE

There's Love in My Future: Main: SasuNaru Side: PeinIta, DanzoNaru(ew), There will be more; they're just undecided. Naruto is prophet for Danzo, an evil King. The rebel forces are trying to bring him down but it's increasingly complicated due to Naruto's power. So they decided to send Sasuke to capture or kill him. But will he be able to? YAOI! Rated M for later chapters! COMPLETE

THERE'S YAOI AT THE END OF THIS CHAPTER: ALL PAIRINGS WILL BE RANDOM AND THEY WILL ALL BE BEAUTIFUL! based of the Sesame Street book " A Monster At the End of this Book." but you know with Yaoi...WARNING: Has absolutely no plot. RATED M! For now, it is dropped.

WHAT I WOULD DO FOR YOU: UCHIHACEST! ITASASU!! Sasuke would walk to the ends of the Earth to bring Itachi back. So he does. He is assigned 12 tasks that he must complete by the end of the year. YAOI! mentions of minor(like as in age) anal sex! RATED M FOR LATER CHAPTERS! COMPLETE!

WHAT IF: SasuNaru side: ItaNaru, PeinNaru, OroNaru. Sasuke and Naruto's forbidden love is at its peak. They kill Orochimaru and rejoin Kohona.What will happen when The Akatsuki finds out? YAOI Rated M. COMPLETED BITCHES THE FIC IS ALOT BETTER THAN THE SUMMARY.

YOU GOT NAILED: UCHIHACEST. Sasuke and Itachi lived together...But there is sexual tension afoot. What will happen when both brothers are stressed and their parents are dead? YAOI Rated M, COMPLETE.

I know what you're thinking...Hitoko-sama needs to get a new anime to write about...

Other animes/manga I love:
Loveless
Gravataion
Legal Drug
Eden Of the East
GOTH
Trigun
Inuyasha
Full metal Alchemist
Absolute Boyfriend
Deathnote
Ouran Highschool Host Club
Elfen Lied
Black Butler
Love Prism
Brother
Fairy Tale
Boy Princess
My Balls
Togainu no Chi
Higurashi No Nako Koro Ni
Yami No Matsuei (or for you english people THE DESENDANTS OF DARKNESS:D)
FLCL
You're My Love Prize In Viewfinder
Vampire Knights
Little Pet Shop Of Horrors
Papa To Kiss in the Dark
Tokko
Tenchi(god that's an old one)
Sailor Moon(also old)
SlaveXSlave
Jonjou romantica
Enslave Lover xD
Anything Rye tells me to read or look at...
and umm...Yeah...

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Floating worlds by see1like reviews
In an AU that resembles feudal Japan, Pein is a warlord, set on revenge. Itachi is a creature of the floating world, a male courtesan. Fate crossed their paths, but will their different worlds collide? Yaoi warning, PeinIta and others, Lemons on your way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,366 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/26/2017 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Itachi U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Sinning on Sunday by rAiNwAtEr reviews
Sasuke was well aware that he was surrounded by his fellow classmates while they listened to morning Mass. He was also aware of his growing arousal as he stared at the blond a few pews ahead of him. Sas/Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,994 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 1/24/2017 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Chasing Eden by Lilbakasaru reviews
Sequel to 'Being A Yakuza's Bride Its been a year but problems start to arise Naruto want independence something that Sasuke cant give and with a hotheaded cop tracking all of Sasuke's moves things wont be easy for them. Will their love survive?SasunaruAU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,308 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 10/29/2016 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Blood of the Immortal by SakuraMinamino reviews
Naruto is Konoha's worst punk/prankster, so it's obvious he would accept a dare to go into an abandoned mansion. But with an unfortunate run in with the mansion's owner has Naruto involved in a centuries old war. Which side will he choose? Or are the sides a lot more complicated than he thought. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 142,767 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 6/2/2008 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Gaara - Complete
Hematite by BelovedShadow reviews
Madara Uchiha is the king of Japan's largest criminal organization; living with an ongoing vendetta against the police department that has his castle crumbling beneath his feet. But there is one person, that he will not let himself lose. MadaSasu YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 123,442 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 4/13/2012 - [Madara U., Sasuke U.] Itachi U., Izuna U. - Complete
Looking for us by fangirlandiknowit reviews
Being in love with your best friend is never easy, but there might be a light on the horizon for Naruto. If only Sasuke wasn't so oblivious... NarutoxSasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,035 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 10/26/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Rebirth by Infinite Vibrance reviews
Naruto doesn't understand why he's so attracted to Sasuke. It's definitely not because of his sparkling personality or his positive outlook on life. Hell, Naruto's supposed to hate Sasuke for taking Sakura away from him. But you normally don't dream about having really hot, passionate, sweaty sex in flower fields with the person you hate, right...? Right. Yeah. Sure. Okay. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,904 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/12/2015 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Out Of The Shadows by Jo738 reviews
When Naruto was dared to spend a night in the haunted Uchiha Mansion, he never thought he would end up being attacked by shadows,saved by a bastard cat and be pulled into a dark and dangerous adventure...NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,729 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Introducing: Desire by fangirlandiknowit reviews
A love more instant than Naruto's ramen! Forced by his brother to attend a speed dating event, Sasuke picks up the last person he expected... SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,846 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
These feelings you give me by fangirlandiknowit reviews
Awkward teenage boys, awkward teenage love and not a little bit of sexual frustration on top of that! How lucky that Itachi is looking out for his little brother... NarutoxSasuke (NaruSasuNaru)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 57,381 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Itachi U. - Complete
The Parts of Us Which We Hide by fuelled by ramen reviews
On a hot Bangkok night Naruto meets Sasuke, a boy who draws him in immediately and sets his mind and heart on fire. But there's something dark about Sasuke, something that Naruto can't avoid. What are the odds of two Japanese meeting in a foreign city, with so much to hide ... and so much to lose? NARUSASU. One-Shot. Warnings Inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,984 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reverse harem no jutsu gone right by fangirlandiknowit reviews
Because everyone in Konoha now knows Naruto's weakness, and because Sasuke knows exactly what to do about it. First chapter is SasuSasu and SasuNaru smut, giftfic for Jasu. Second chapter is NaruNaru and NaruSasu, giftfic for Uchihanochidori.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,989 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 7/6/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Misery by Hell Jashin reviews
He has been abducted and bound by satin cloth on a huge bed. His only company is the man who stalked him for three years and has now kidnapped him; the same man who sent him disturbing letters and gifts.-There might be a slight summary change.-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,150 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Amatores by VioletWylde reviews
It was a typical visit to the bath house, or so Naruto thought. He was simply seeking to be washed, messaged and relieved. He never expected this visit to affect him so deeply. Certainly, he never could have fathomed how this one day, this single interaction, would change his life. NaruSasu. Rated for language and lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,738 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ultimatum by Harllequin reviews
After waking up in a mysterious prison, Naruto is shocked to find that he's not alone, and that he and Sasuke are forced to make a decision that will not only help them escape, but will redefine their relationship, as feelings surface and boundaries are broken. Narusasu lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,390 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Would You Love Me? by LifeAndDeathShinobi reviews
Anger... Tragedy... It's what drives the departed souls to wonder the earth for eternity. But, what of confusion? What if a soul is so confused with what happened before they die that they can't rest? 'Nii-san... Why did you leave me' Rated M for gore
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 131,327 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
You Will Be Mine by Murasakyoru reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is popular at school, but one blonde boy wants him all to himself. He has some special powers, with them he might get the Uchiha soon enough, or loss him. NaruSasu, Lemon, Yaoi, AU. Whole summery is in the beginning of the story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 187,349 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Forget Your Brother Not by DeviWan reviews
After our fight, Itachi lost his memories and I can't bring myself to kill him. "What are you going to do to him once he remembers again?" People ask me that all the time, and each time I don't answer, but killing him was not my answer. Sasu/Ita yaoi. DISCONTINUED. Currently being rewritten. Look out for its newer version: 'Yours Truly, Desperately"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,999 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
You Only Mate Once by LifeAndDeathShinobi reviews
When you're a vampire, you only mate once. You only have one mate to spend the rest of your existence with. One person who'll make you happy, love, and complete. Rated M for violence, language, and sexual themes. ItaSasu, don't like don't read
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 208,370 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Hell High by SasuNaruXP reviews
Naruto is a trouble making alcoholic. Sasuke is a suicidal emo. What happens when these two are sent to a boarding school that is supposed to help “cure” them of these problems and have to room together? Total and complete chaos. Rated M. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,266 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Purified Drinking Water by mydickisthealpha reviews
Itachi is sick of life. Sick of people, sick of his father, brother, mama's mama, you name them... Until, one day, he hits someone with his Lotus Ferrari who, just maybe, can make that statement false. ItaNaru, YAOI, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,822 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
911 Emergency by SnowPancakez reviews
You think your life is good until tragedy swoops in and finds a way to ruin it. The Hospital was never his favorite place, even at a time like this but will a certain raven haired doctor change his mind? SasuNaru, rated M for cursing and sexual content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,741 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Straight by amaya-no-gin reviews
Figuring out your sexual preferences isn't so hard. Finding out if the person you desire is on your side of the fence, especially if they don't give you hints, is a lot harder than it should be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,569 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Final Attempt at Keeping His Promise by Llama Queen Katie reviews
Gaara has been targeted by the Akatsuki yet again! This time he sends for help from Konoha BEFORE he actually gets taken away. What will Naruto and Sakura do when they see it's Sasuke and his team trying to take Gaara away? SasuNaru eventually, no lemons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,520 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Game by NuclearGorgeous reviews
Naruto has a new game for his DS and is determined to beat it. Sai comes over to sketch Naruto for "anatomy practice" but quickly becomes jealous of Naruto's game. SaiNaru. Slight AU. Mature themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Only You, Forever Changing by IYAddict.x3 reviews
Revenge is forgotten and love is revealed, and a whole new saga of events is about to unravel... SasuIta Uchihacest, WARNING: Yaoi, explicit lemon, Rated M for a reason! Don't like it, don't read it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,059 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Hyakumensou by Agni reviews
A contract signed eighteen years ago has turned Naruto’s life upside down. How will he cope with this new, troubling development in his life that he cannot escape? Yaoi, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,617 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 2,728 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Being a Yakuza's Bride by Lilbakasaru reviews
Who'd have known that spilling some wine would have such great consequences? Naruto certainly didn't. SasuNaru Humour/Romace/Crime/ Angst, yaoi, Yakuza galore, AU, and other pairings, inspired by Yamane Ayano's Viewfinder COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,763 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 1,646 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
In the End by grandlinegirl reviews
Team 7 comes back from a long mission, exhausted and slightly injured. Two of the teammates head off on their own for some much needed relaxation and smutty good times are had. Warnings: Yaoi, explicit lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Glitter and Glass by MorbidMandy reviews
Magnus is fighting against the clock when Alec is diagnosed with a deadly form of cancer. Multi-chapter. First story in The Glitter Trilogy.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,245 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Unmei no Akai Ito by Afira reviews
Ever since Naruto was little, he has been able to see the Red String of Fate that connects soul mates together. He has finally found his own soul mate, but there is just one problem, its a guy. Naruto doesn't like guys! SasuNaru KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,217 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Vox Vocis by kodak-85 reviews
Sequel to Dentes. You haven't seen the sun in over a hundred years, Naruto was told. But slowly he began to remember. And he remembered Sasuke. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 261 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Let It Snow by FastForward reviews
The last thing Sasuke wanted to do for Christmas was be stuck in the middle of nowhere with buckets of snow and an annoying neighbour who won't leave him alone. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,718 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
If It Feels Good by Jahova reviews
Naruto will do anything sexually if it feels good. It's this motto that sex-obsessed Sai uses to his advantage in the boys' bathroom after school, wanting to grasp his love once and for all, even though socially inapt. SAINARU, YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Sai, Naruto U.
Treats under the eyes of night by L1ttleG0th1c reviews
Sasuke finds himself in an awkward position however he soon comes to like the thought of being kinky, especially around his older brother.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,441 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Supernatural Ecstasy by Akie-chan reviews
Ita/Sasu. What would you do if you could connect with the spirit of your loved ones. Contains, yaoi, oral, and soft electric shocks. See fic for more info. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
The Canvas by Alrye reviews
Art has many forms: Painting, coloring, stetching, even sculpting. Art tells you a lot about a person. But for a blind artist what does art mean when you've become a part of it? Rated for rape, dark themes and disturbing mental images possibly . Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,739 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
One Night Stand by Chimera121 reviews
Sai and Naruto don't like each other. Or do they?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Raped by LoZfanchick reviews
Itachi rapes Naruto, what will happen when Sasuke finds out? short chapters, sasunaru and itanaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,214 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mermen by LoZfanchick reviews
Disney meets Naruto! main sasunaru! kibahina, kakairu. follows The Little Mermaid's storyline but there are differences. : short chapters. M for later chapters. lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,488 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No Revenge Is As Complete As Forgiveness by mayaslash reviews
Naruto has become a Hokage and Sasuke and Itachi have returned to Konoha. The brothers are forced to face their past and search for the peace that has eluded them for so long. Uchihacest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,911 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 4,258 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dentes by kodak-85 reviews
“Naruto,” Sasuke whispered into the night, a dim smile lighting his lips. Twin pricks of dagger-like teeth protruded from beneath the seam of his mouth, and his cool hand continued to stroke back bright locks from his forehead. “Love. I’ve found you."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 120,789 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trapped by BlueKitten6 reviews
Itachi devised a plan to get his Kitsune. How will Naruto react when he finds out he's being enslaved? ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,776 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Revenge by BlueKitten6 reviews
Naruto witnessed something, goes to the training ground to think and gets a visitor. ItaNaru, implied SasuNaru, implied SasuSaku. Could become multichap, let me know what you want. Anal
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,836 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Canvas by Kuroi-Urufu reviews
Sasuke is a sadist, rapist and a murderer but he prefers to call himself an artist. Naruto considered himself a lucky person until Sasuke decided he would be his living canvas. One day Naruto gets to know how it feels like to run for his life. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,574 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Please Love Me Sensei! by Angel Alayah reviews
Those blue eyes just looking at it made my heart beat erratically… His pink plump lips make me want to taste that succulent nectar that was Naruto… “Good morning, Uchihasensei!”… I am a teacher who is madly in love with a student… Could my life get worse?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,379 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Aphrodisiac by Camunki reviews
"And then Naruto was straddling me. Naked. This had better not become a regular thing." Naruto is put under an amorous jutsu by a ninja gang, and Sasuke has to "deal with it", while Tsunade tries to find a cure, if it exists. Sasunaru, Yaoi, Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,301 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Dobe by RizaUchimaki reviews
SASUNARU LEMON It's Naruto's birthday, and Sasuke wants to make it his first good one. Fluffy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Four Suits by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Everyone went into it thinking that they held all the cards and could control the game. And then things changed again, and again, and again. Whose gamble is going to pay off big-time when all the cards are down? ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,973 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
UCHIHA DIARIES : BOOK 1 by Xianthra17 reviews
This compilation of detailed stories come from the pages of the diaries kept by Itachi and Sasuke Uchiha...First book is from Itachi's entry... A Valentines treat to all YAOI lovers out there...UchihaCest...Do enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,479 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cosmo by ShuichiShindou07 reviews
A series of oneshots about our favorite couple inspired by Cosmo sex articles!
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,270 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Stay With Me by fuelled by ramen reviews
If pain is the only emotion Sasuke can bestow then Naruto won't complain. Just as long as he stays. SASUNARU. One-Shot. WARNING: SADISTIC SASUKE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Perverse and the Perverted: Molestation by Hell Jashin reviews
Sasuke was always a heavy sleeper; Itachi knew that. The title explains it all.. ItaSasu, Warnings: yaoi,incest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,007 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Liquid Passion by darkalbino reviews
Stabbed and nearly drowning to your death at the bottom of a demon's lake? It's not even the last place you'd expect to find love. Gift for doodlelover. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,314 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
In your shoes by Lisea18 reviews
When Dobe is Bastard and Bastard is Dobe, chaos is sure to follow. Naru/Sasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,918 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
ParaDOXical by istorya reviews
A trip back to that place? At that moment, Naruto just wanted to cry and run away. An AU SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,727 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
My pleasurable pet by My secret Darkness reviews
The tale of a young prince who got lost inside of a forest and sees something he wants to possess.... Sasunaru, yaoi, don't like don't read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,998 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
AkogareYearning by ItaNaruLover reviews
Naruto has gone through some 'changes' and now he's sporting a set of fox ears and tail. What happens when instincs begin to kick in? But most importantly what happens when he's captured by akatski and falls for a certain Uchiha? Itanaru one sided sasunar
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,724 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Sasuke you dirty whore by Zetai reviews
When you have a cute little brother whose main goal in life is to harass you, you're doomed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,264 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Truth of Davis Adelbert by Kuro -Boy K reviews
It's about a teenage boy who was molested by his uncle and now dislikes people, males more so. He hates having to deal with obnoxious people and gets his wish to go to a boarding school. Note: There will most likely be no sex scenes.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2009
The Icha Icha Incident by Cassandra Incognito reviews
Naruto. A teenager. The third. A warlock. Sasuke. A pirate. The Icha Icha Incident... well, you'll just have to find out won't you. Lemons expected
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,631 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
How Far Will You Go? by Klei reviews
Naruto catches Sasuke and Sakura in intimate acts. The Uchiha insists that Sakura forced him to do it, which she did, but the blonde refuses to believe it! Therefore, Sasuke comes up with something to prove his love! : SasuNaru, oneshot, bondage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Healing Hot Spring by bluepools reviews
Legend says that if you visited the hot spring and took a bath there, you could heal from any illness, so what do you get when you mix together a cute blonde, a hormone-crazy brunette, and a VERY hot, hot spring? SASUNARU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,304 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
It’s about compromise by Yuuko Uchiha reviews
Yaoi. ItaSasuNaru. When his younger brother asked Itachi to give him the duke Uzumaki as some kind of gift the Uchiha heir didn’t think he would enjoy getting a new pet the way he did. Slight D/S Fic with an historical setting.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,814 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Number Six by LittlePorcelain reviews
Naruto's going to a family reunion. Kinda. All he wanted to do was mellow out and wait, but he just had to go to that party. Damn him. SasuNaru, ItaNaru, KyuNaru, OroNaru, KabuNaru. Temporary hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Subtle Seducing by Lisea18 reviews
AU. M. Naruto used to be in love with Sakura and drove Kiba crazy, but now that he has found another obsession it's getting worse and Naruto doesn't even know the name of his new found love. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,640 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The UsThem Complex by jam2599 reviews
Everyone from Konoha High was successful. Well, everyone but Uzumaki Naruto. His only claim to fame was that he was the personal assistant of the hottest actor in Japan, a man named Sai. NarutoSai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 64,546 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sai
PHOTOBOOTH by Divinely Insane reviews
A GaaxNaru twoshot.Yaoiboy loves boy Don't like don't read.First chapy sex in a photobooth in the mall.Second chapy threesome with GaaxSasuxNaru with bondage,forplaywhip cream,strawberri,cherri,chocolate,and yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,445 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
My Little Sinful Desire by Kay Campbell reviews
Sasuke is a stripper at a gay bar. Protected by his no touch rule unless given permission, his boyfriend Naruto lets him have the job. However, a certain Uchiha has finally gotten out of jail and his eye is on Sasuke. ItaXSasuXNaru Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,098 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Private Lesson by MAKandCHEESE reviews
ItaSasu.“Anything you wish to know, ” Itachi smirked, “Your Aniki will teach you, Sasuke.” Anal, AU/AR, HJ, Inc, Language, M/M, Minor, Oral, PWP, Rim, WAFF, WIP, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Little Blue Pill of DOOM! by Kaline Reine reviews
Catchy title, ne? Itachi has a few friends over, and ends up giving Sasuke something he shouldn't! That's all I will say at this point. I promise, this does have a plot too! ItachiXSasuke pairing! BDSM, non-con, and SnM themes :D Oh, and slight SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,421 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Teacher Lesson 1 by Anestshia reviews
Sai needs some lessons and Naruto is more then happy to give them. This is YAOI please do not read if that irks you.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sai
Sacrifices by Agni reviews
Naruto is accustomed to making sacrifices. He is ready to give up everything for his friends and for his village. But in the face of new changes and painful revelations, will Naruto finally start looking after his own interests? Yaoi. ItaNaruPein
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,970 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Kogane no Roketto by passionatetigress reviews
Yaoi Flowers wilt, and stars fall, but a pure love can never tarnish away; just like the gold on a locket. ItaNaru. LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,411 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sweet Treat by SasuNaruFan1 reviews
What do you get when you mix a Horny Sasuke, a naked naruto, Whip cream, cherry's, and chocolate? YAOI boyxboy no like no read. Read and Review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sex on the Beach by Aelfrick Sai Wolf reviews
Naruto and Sasuke never seem to enough beach sex scenes, so i just wrote this one-shot. enjoy! Wrning: sex btween 2 men probably not as good as my other oneshot , BJ, mild grinding SN & NS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bamboo Fountain by Yuudoko reviews
Itachi is noticing his little brother in ways he shouldn't and tries to avoid him. Sasuke doesn't like it. Oneshot. ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Beautiful by Kaline Reine reviews
Itachi is lonely one night, and seeks companionship from a certain someone... But then he gets an idea: a clone! The one thing he does not count on is being walked in on by his younger brother, and caught in such an awkward situation. You know the pairing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,269 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Return by BlueKitten6 reviews
UPDATED and BETA-ED .Naruto comes back after three years to find Konoha has changed and that two missing nin Uchiha broters are now controlling it. ItaNaru ItaSasu ItaNaruSasu SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,611 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Boy Slut by Aiko Kohanako reviews
Boy Slut, Man Whore, Sex Slave... whatever you want to call it, that's what Sai was, and he was good at what he did. WARNINGS: Yaoi, smut, lemons, future bondage, masochist/sadistic behavoirs Future warnings may come
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Sai, Naruto U.
In Heat by Tseu Tsumi reviews
Naruto goes into heat and is captured by Itachi. All votes have been tallied and the story is now a ItaNaru story all the way. Story revised. No more spelling & grammar errors. ItaNaru. Chapter 12 is up...finally!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,057 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
All Alone by Anestshia reviews
SaiSasuke PWP. This YAOI, if that disturbs you, please do not read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sai, Sasuke U. - Complete
If I Was Your by Kaline Reine reviews
Itachi and Sasuke realize they have feelings for one another. But the question remains... What to do about them? Each of them wonders if the other would truly accept them or not.Very cute, but evil!Yaoi, Uchihacest, lemon, ItaSasu with very slight GaaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,998 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Incubus! by Mellos-In-My-Closet reviews
“Would you like to play a game?" Extreem yaoi oneshot! ItachiX Naruto KakashiX Iruka! LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Drowning in Denial by Noche-Locura reviews
A confession by Naruto which he rejects, just as the way he had rejected their friendship. A story of how Sasuke slowly and painfully overcomes his denial to realise his own true feelings. NaruSasu, KyuubiSasu, Non-con rape.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,385 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tortuous Intent by Sukoto-chan reviews
Deidara's tricks are getting old to Itachi, and he's getting pissed. Torture is his game, and Deidara's trying to play dirty. Rated M for naughty reasons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
The Frog Prince NaruSai Style by LadySerenityPhoenix reviews
The classic fairytale with a graphic lemon for an ending. 3rd in one-shot series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Our Sweet Romance by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
Sasuke and Naruto escape from Konoha for a little one on one time, please beware language and read warning at top.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Foxy Lover's Day by Alrye reviews
Naruto wants to tell his crush something and Sasuke wants nothing more than to tell his beloved fox he loves him. SasruNaru, Yaoi, Lemon, PWP; No like no read, hinted other pairings!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/11/2008 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Nushi by ursweetheartless reviews
Naruto was happily enslaved until Uchiha Itachi killed his master, and life becomes more complicated for the blond Itachi, Naruto, and Sasuke in various combinations, Inc, Slavery, MM, lemons to come, possible other pairings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,215 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
things to do with christmas ornaments by Divinely Insane reviews
ItaxNaru,yaoi,oneshot,dedicated to sarah2365. This will give you a diffrent look on how to use christmas ornaments. Naruto get's tied to his bed, with christmas decorations. Bondage, read if you want. This summary sucks and i'm sorry for that.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
s'mores by Divinely Insane reviews
ItaxNaru oneshot.bad at summarys. Yaoiboy loves boy don't like don't read. Itachi and Naruto go camping, and Itachi has brought some things to make himself a nice little camping treat. Naruto is uke, and is covered in all the ingrediants to make a s'more
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Santa's Hunger by Cassandra Incognito reviews
All I want for christmas is some ItachiNaruto naughtyness. Due to my past naughty record, I knew it wasn't happening... so I wrote it myself. Gift Fic for Sara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
12 days of Christmas by Alrye reviews
Crack fic. I was bored... SasuNaru, Yaoi and implyed smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/21/2007 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Libraries Aren't So Innocent by XxTaintedxX reviews
Naruto’s lovers visit him at school...Oneshot! Uke Naruto! SasuGaaNaru! Sequel to “When Naruchan comes home!”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Anyone fancy a threesome? by Sans Fire reviews
Naruto is UBER horny and gets his lover, sasuke and his best friend gaara to come and have some fun. THREESOME! GAANARUSASU! Gaara!Uke Naruto!middle sasuke!seme ONESHOT YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mentally Hilarious Much? by MonkeyCracker reviews
Uchiha Sasuke was sure he had a fairly normal life. But as he soon found out, nothing was as normal as he would like it to be. Because life never is that easy. Especially when you are in love with your own brother.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,670 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Vulnerable by Dani-san reviews
When Naruto's captured by the Akatsuki, he's vulnerable. And Itachi decides to prey off that vulnerability. Oneshot, lemon, ItaNaru, rape.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bad Luck Comes in Threes by Lisea18 reviews
YAOI. NaruSasu. AU. Three unexpected meetings between our heroes showing how a total stranger can walk into your life in a rather unnerving way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Demons love and the Cursed Uchiha Brothers by Neko-Teme17 reviews
NaruItaSasA while later, Tsunade was sitting at her desk with Naruto, Itachi, and very angry Saskue. “Next order of business,” she stated difinitively as she mover her hands to the left, “I’m sending the three of you on a mission, I hope,” Itachi cut her
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,065 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Teach Me, Sensei! by Cassandra Incognito reviews
Naruto gets a few lessons from his teachers, everyone says that he's a quick learner, but did they really know how fast? Well he is the number one ninja at suprising after all. JiraNaru, IruNaru, KakaNaru, JiraKakaIruNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,148 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Oops, it was the wrong guy! by Virtual-Vertigo reviews
Stranded on an exotic island in the Pacific. With the guy of your dreams? Wrong. WIth his stoic elder brother......could things go more wrong..or more right? Itanaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,242 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Tupperware Meets Piranha by Lisea18 reviews
Why did Suigetsu accept to follow Sasuke? And just what kind of relationship can exist between a Tupperware and a piranha? YAOI SuigetsuSasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
What If? by Cassandra Incognito reviews
Have you ever wondered...what if? Well I have always wondered what would happen if Jiraiya never showed up to save Sasuke and Naruto from Itachi and Kisame. SasuNaru, ItaNaru, ItaSasu: Just a little Story is finished... and there's a sequel
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,460 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
You Want it Off? by Robin Maxwell reviews
A horny, inexperienced teenage boy in a dress... his more experienced roomate... and a bed. What's not to understand? RikuoxKazahaya
Legal Drug - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,532 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 7/20/2006
Barfly by Letta reviews
Things go downhill quick after Naruto meets Itachi in a bar. Drinking, sex, and a fair amount of stupidity. NaruIta yaoi. That's right, NaruIta. You're only going to read this because you're curious. Now with more stupidity! ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,057 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Losing to Him by jam2599 reviews
SaiNaruto oneshot. Takes place after Grass Country Arc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
Deadly Love by Kay Campbell reviews
OneShot kinda: Itachi sets his eyes on an unaware victim. Uzumaki Naruto. But just what does the missing nin want? NarutoXItachi I've decided to leave it at that.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
What We Could've Been by TemariShikamarulov3r161616 reviews
[ItaSasu] Itachi does what he's wanted to since he was 12. Only, this 'thing' contains Sasuke as a participant. Request fic for 'Uchihacestgirl' my 50th reviewer for my other story. LEMON oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Owned by Kittfox reviews
get your hands off him little brother. He's Mine! I own him Itachi snarled. Over my dead body Itachi A sinister smile spread across Itachi's lips. As You wish. Itanarusasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,249 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 3/23/2006 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
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Uncanny reviews
Itachi is not a bad man, but a man sinking into bad circumstances. After his brother's lover was horrifically murdered, Itachi throws himself into a plot that leaves blood on his hands and questions on his lips.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,068 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 10/31/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Bonds: Drabbles in The Promises Universe reviews
Sasuke and Naruto have ironed things out in their relationship but now comes the more complicated part of ironing out their living situation, wedding date, the balance of personal time, and everything that comes in between. All the while, trying to avoid giving Sai even more content for his already bursting blog and Itachi's good-natured meddling. But if their relationship survived
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 9/30/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Sai
Promises reviews
On summer's night, seven years ago, Sasuke and Naruto made a promise; a promise that if they were still single at 25, they would get married. On the eve on Naruto's 25th year, Sasuke returns with the full intent of claiming his prize but the blond has forgotten all about the promise. Can Sasuke make Naruto stick to his word? SasuNaru, Yaoi. Rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,105 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 9/30/2017 - Published: 8/29/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Itachi U., Sai - Complete
The Disconnect Between Life and Death reviews
"There's something more to life than what you see everyday. Entropy may be a lasting fact but there's such inherent beauty in the fading of time and the lines that blur what our perception allow...The disconnect between life and death is subtle and misunderstood. We all know its the reason we keep holding on." SasuNaru YAOI Rated M for content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,677 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/16/2017 - Published: 11/21/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Itachi U., Madara U.
King of Hearts reviews
It all started one day on the pier; Madara met Hashirama by chance. Little did he know that this chance meeting would consume him, turning his childhood friendship into lust, love, and eventual hatred. The King of Hearts only grants his blessing when fortune favors those who possess him. Yaoi. HashiMada. Pre-quel(info inside)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 53,657 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/3/2017 - Published: 3/7/2015 - [Hashirama S., Madara U.] Izuna U., Tobirama S.
The Classic reviews
"What is this?" Sasuke asked looking over the dark bound book in his hand. It was old; dusty like it had been sitting on the shelf of this library for years without being touched. "Oh, that? That's a classic." "A classic?" "Yes that's right, a classic. Would you like to experience it for youself?" The book opened itself in Sasuke's hands. NARUSASU, SASUNARU. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,789 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/27/2016 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Orochimaru, Madara U.
The Human Contract reviews
For Itachi's 25th birthday, Madara surprises him by taking him into the city for a present Itachi surely will never forget. Probably because this present is a doll that walks, talks, and will be whoever you desire it to be. YAOI! Uchihacest!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,701 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 9/10/2011 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.] Naruto U., Madara U.
The Good Son reviews
Naruto's father adopts Sasuke after a horrible accident. For a politician all press is good press. Sasuke also seems like he's well behaved. But of course things are never what they appear when hidden under the mask of the 'good' son. YAOI, NARUSASU/ only some SASUNARU WARNING: Inaccuracies in laws are acknowledged as for the sake of drama and nothing more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,463 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/29/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Itachi U., Minato N.
Fleshwalkers reviews
After their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere; Sasuke and Naruto are tasked to find help. On their search they encounter a seemingly lived in house but once inside the air reeks of abandonment. In the dusty corridors lies the omens foretelling their folly. The fleshwalkers are waiting; and who doesn't want a life already lived in?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,101 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2014
There's Love in My Future reviews
Naruto is prophet for Danzo, an evil King. The rebel forces are trying to bring him down but it's increasingly complicated due to Naruto's power. So they decided to send Sasuke to capture or kill him. But will he be able to? Based on the Scorpion King. SasuNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,749 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 7/21/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Kyuubi/Kurama, Itachi U.] - Complete
Remaining Shadows reviews
Sasuke thinks his luck is about to change when he inherits a house from his late Uncle, Madara. But what Sasuke doesn't know is that there's something strange going on in this house. "When love is turned bitter and soiled by affair, hatred grows. Hatred so strong and black that it leaves traces, stains on our world..." YAOI. SasuNaru Rated M for content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,172 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Solution reviews
Sasuke's one wish has been to restore his clan, a dream made impossible by the unnerving fact he's gay. However Madara offers a solution that helps not only the youngest Uchiha, but the older as well. SasuNaru Yaoi. Mpreg and non-consensual moments
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,300 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 12/19/2010 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Kabuto Y., Obito U. - Complete
The Mating Moon reviews
Kiba is being stalked by a very mysterious wolf. And one night, it bites him. And that one bite changes the course of Kiba's life forever. Yaoi! ShinoKiba. Slight SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,158 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 12/31/2010 - [Shino A., Kiba I.] [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Curse of the Cat reviews
One of Itachi's ex-lovers comes back to curse him and in doing so, turns him into a cat. He needs to find someone who will love him unconditionally or remain a cat forever. No one wants to use a litter box that long. YAOI! Uchihacest! M for later chaps
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,536 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Demon's Passion reviews
It's been five years since Sasuke's been freed and everyone is living happy, normal lives. But there is one thing that can upset the balance of his family forever. SEQUEL TO LOVER OF A DEMON! ALRYE AND HITOKO COLAB! RATED M FOR LATER CHAPS! Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,542 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Perfection Is Meant For Dolls reviews
Dolls are the only thing Sai knows. And Perfection is key, that's why he only uses perfect parts...Now all he needs is the perfect partner. How will one day at the Fair change his life? SasuNaru Non-consensual SaiNaru...Gore and other bad things!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,455 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Sai - Complete
The Ramen Rivalry reviews
Sasuke and Naruto work in opposing Ramen shops. They've never met but are rivals because of their bosses competitive spirits. How will an surreptitious romance throw off the balance of things? Find out. SasuNaru. Yaoi. Rated M for laters chaps.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,534 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Red Riding Hood reviews
Who's afraid of the big, bad wolf? Naruto thought he wasn't but after a series of events in Kohona, will he still believe that in the face of the seductive wolf he isn't afraid? Or is it something else? Yaoi, SasuNaru. Rated M for content; slight gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,285 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What I Would Do For You reviews
Sasuke would walk to the ends of the Earth to bring Itachi back. So he does. He is assigned 12 tasks that he must complete by the end of the year. Yaoi. Uchihacest. Based off mythology Greek and Japanese
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,651 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans reviews
Kyuubi has a plot to get Naruto and Sasuke to have a threesome with him. And alcohol is the best means to do it. But you know what they say, the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Oneshot. UCHIHACEST! FOR SASUKE'S BIRTHDAY
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Don't Look in the Drawer reviews
Sasuke wants to feel closer to his brother and therefore goes through his stuff whenever possible. But when he finds a mysterious drawer, he can't help but let his curiosity get the best of him. YAOI! UCHIHACEST! One-shot. For Itachi's birthday :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,155 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Prequel of the Mating Moon reviews
Sasuke is in love with Naruto and wants to share the bonds of mating with him, so he takes him under the mating moon. One-shot. SasuNaru, Yaoi. Rated M. Read first bold section for more information on the KibaShino fic I wrote and based this on
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Most Wonderful Time of the Year reviews
During winter break, Sasuke decides to tell Itachi how he really feels. But how will the older Uchiha getting sick affect Sasuke's confession? Oh, it makes that much easier. YAOI! RATED M FOR LATER CHAPTERS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,097 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cursed Love reviews
Naruto is a servant is Sasuke's castle, but how far will he go for the prince's love? Just as far as Sasuke will. SASUNARU! RATED M FOR LATER CHAPTERS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,453 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Survival Lessons With KakashiSensei reviews
Naruto is tempted with promises of 'training' but it is not the train he had in mind. YAOI! KakaNaru Dedicated to SugarSweetLolitaPrincessX
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,111 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Haunted Halloween Party reviews
Sasuke throws a party for Halloween and Naruto uses this chance to seduce his loveable teme...Until the ghost shows up and ruins everything. SASUNARUSAI! THREESOME BABY! Rated M YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,378 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Great Expectations reviews
Based of Great Expectations by Charles Dickens. Naruto is a poor orphan who is abused and berated by his evil older sister. But one day in the cemetery flips his life upside down, both figuratively and literally. Yaoi. SasuNaru Read for more details
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Lover Of A Demon reviews
A collaboration between Hitoko-Sama and Alrye. Naruto finds a mysterious scroll in his attic, once the clock strikes 12, nothing will ever be the same. Yaoi,GORE AND BAD THINGS! RATED M. SasuNaru!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,126 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's Only A Game reviews
Sasuke and Kyuubi are master thieves with their eyes on a major prize. But there are two blond complications getting in the way. YAOI! SASUNARU AND KYUUMINA...or KyuuAra. DEDICATED TO RYE FOR HER BIG 21!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,685 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Fox and The Prince: Edited Version reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are cursed by an evil wizard. But that doesn't stop Itachi and the blonde's parents from arranging the marriage. YAOI! SASUNARU! Rated M for later chaps. Edited original.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,326 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Its Not Over reviews
SEQUEL TO PROCRASTINATION! Sasuke escapes from his asylum and comes for his blonde! AHHH. Yaoi. ItaNaru and other pairings when i decide.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,457 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
There's Yaoi at the End Of This Chapter! reviews
Based off the sesame street book, " A monster at the end of this book." A wee bit of crack and a different pairing per chapter. YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010
APRIL FOOLS! reviews
Sasuke is afraid of being pranked. But Naruto pranks him anyway. It ends HORRIBLY...but for who? YAOI! SASUNARU! Random Hitoko and Alrye
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
If you stayed, this wouldn't have happened reviews
Takes place at the valley of the end. After sasuke leaves...Only Zetsu takes Naruto to the Akatsuki.yaoi ItaNaru, PeinNaru, ONESIDED SasuNaru!THREESOMES! mentions of OroSasu and KabuSasu. more or less onesided MadaIta and MadaPein.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,786 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Self Help Books Didn't Say Anything About This reviews
Based off Episode 57 of the shippuden. Sai and Naruto have a 'misunderstanding' that leads to their dating but what does Sasuke think about this? YAOI SaiNaru onesided SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,621 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
The Boy From a Demon's Dream reviews
Itachi likes to make Sasuke find humans to break in, but none are the ones from his dreams. Until a blonde boy shows up to get a job. Itachi recongnises him from his dreams and presues him. Yaoi ItaNaru, GaaLee, and maybe Uchihacest if i feel like it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,871 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Fox and The Prince reviews
Ok, Sasuke and Naruto are princes and they are going to be married to bring peace to their palaces. But what happenes when Naruto is cursed by an evil wizard? More summary inside...warning Yaoi in later chaps...and heroics. Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,963 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Happy Valentines Day? reviews
Naruto is expecting a day of love with Sasuke but what he gets is Itachi. YAOI RATED M! ITANARU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Procrastination reviews
Naruto is always getting bad grades on projects because he procrastinates and does them the night before they're due. Well Itachi is sick of it and decides to take matters into his own hands. YAOI ItaNaru. Warning: you might learn something. OH NO!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,780 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
72 Hours of Torture reviews
Naruto is captured by Sasuke and during their time together Sasuke becomes a bit too friendly. When Naruto rebukes his advances things take a turn for the worst. Sasuke traps him in the Mangekyo for 72 hours of pleasureable torture. Yaoi SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,984 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Memories That Burn Me reviews
THE SEQUEL TO NARUTO HAS FAMILY. Naruto is on a never ending quest to resurrect his beloved Pein. What will happen to him? PeinNaru, SasuNaru, Implied pairings. violence and perhaps even drug use. not for the faint of heart
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,966 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Naruto U., Pain/Pein
WHAT IF? reviews
Sasuke and Naruto's forbidden love is at its peak. They kill Orochimaru and rejoin Kohona.What will happen when The Akatsuki finds out? YAOI, DON'T LIKEY NO READY FOR YOU MISTER!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,643 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
One Night at the Hospital reviews
After two awesome nights with Kabuto, naruto is completely ready to leave everything for him. SO he does. But trouble comes at every turn, will the couple ever be happy?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,946 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Kabuto Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Just A BIT Too Much To Drink Last Night reviews
Sasori has a bit to much to drink. When Deidara takes him back to his room what's going to happen? I guess you'll have to read to find out. Yaoi in later chapters. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Money for the poor reviews
sasuke is about to get kicked out of his apartment. But when itachi tries to help him what will happpen? Warning YAOI AND CEST OF THE UCHIHA BRAND! and french maid outfits. FOR MELODY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,781 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
For the Love of My Blonde reviews
Kisame and Deidara have feelings for eachother. How will a boring meeting lead to exposed love? FIND OUT YAOI KISADEI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
Five Phases! The Perfect Plan! reviews
Sasuke is tired of keeping his relationship with Naruto a secret, so why not come up with the most ingeniuos plan to expose them? YAOI SASUNARU! SAKURA TORTURE! FOR ALRYE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto has family reviews
Naruto and the rest of his team infiltrate the Akatsuki. Naruto fights the leader straight up. But what will happen when a giant secret is exposed? Yaoi. Incest. PeinNaru. More summary inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Pain/Pein, Naruto U. - Complete
And We All Have A Hell reviews
SONG FIC! And We All Have A HELL, From First To Last! Itachi is lusting for Sasuke, what will happen when the older's lust becomes way to much to handle? Find out. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You got nailed reviews
Sasuke and Itachi lived together...But there is sexual tension afoot. What will happen when both brothers are stressed and their parents are dead? FIND OUT! Yaoi, incest, dedication to fans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lover in the night reviews
my first uchihacest.sasuke has a wetdream and someone is waiting outside his window. yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
DUNA NUNA NUNA NUNA KABUTO! reviews
CRACK! I AM AN OC IN THIS...THERE ARE THEME SONGS! CHARACTER DEATH SAKURA AND INO READ AND ENJOY
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
Our revenge against Sasuke reviews
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Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
DEIDARA IN WONDERLAND! reviews
This is my first ever fanfic...used to be on my myspace alright here's summ. Deidara loses a fight to Itachi. He rests under a tree and sees a mysterious white rabbit..Hilarity insues
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
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