'Sup. Hitoko-Sama here. A little about me, I'm 21 and I live in the Evergreen state where I go to college(Which should explain why I sometimes don't update the most frequently.) I'm currently as Senior at the University of Washington. I go by the nickname Jimmy, but don't get it twisted, yo. I'm actually a woman. And I'm demi-sexual(if you really wanna know)

WAYS TO CONTACT ME!

FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/hitoko.sama THIS IS A FACEBOOK PROFILE SPECIALLY DEDICATED TO MY FANS. I WILL CHECK IT AT AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE :D

EMAIL: jimmy_loserface7@

GMAIL: jimmyloserface@

Below is a list of my personal beliefs and some other information about me that was inspired by a particularly rude flame:

1. I am a supporter of the LBGT community. Lesbians, Bi-sexuals, gays, transexuals, and transgenders, I love them all and I support all decisions they make in their lives because of one simple thing: it is their life to live and control.
2. I love Yaoi. I've been in love with yaoi since I was 13 and it has actually inspired a lot of the changes I have made in my writing. Without it, I probably wouldn't be as open-minded as I am now, also it has actually brought me closer to amazing people.
3. I'm not a religious person by nature. I believe that there is SOME kind of higher power, as to what, I'm not sure. I'm hoping that they're the greek gods because I loved God of War.
4. I'm opinionated yet respectful. If you have a different opinion than me about anything, I will hear you about about why you dislike it. As long as it does not have some kind of threat, ad hominem, or ridiculous paradox, I will respond as respectfully as possible or not at all. All people are entitled to opinions as long as they are respectful of others beliefs.
5. Just because I'm writing on this website, doesn't mean I'm like some horny, slut with like twisted sexual fantasies. That's just rude man.
6. I'm very politically liberal, economically and socially. Conservatives beware because my bias towards America shows sometimes in my fanfiction. Unfortunately I do not agree with some of the things America does, and how this is entire culture is paradoxical in everything that was pledged in the founding of our country. But don't get me wrong, I love my country, I just wish they would do things a little bit differently sometimes.
7. I'm superstitious. Ghosts, Big Foot, Yetis, dragons, aliens, you name it, I've probably believed it or still do. I also believe in things like number symbolism, such as with the number 3, it has played a large role in my personal family life and therefore I believe it has power. I also believe in reincarnation and that people we know, we know for a reason. It's actually kinda fun, If you want I will make speech with you about it xD
8. I'm a lover, not a fighter. I'm a red head, I don't dye my hair, and all the rumors about me are true. I'm easily frustrated and angered. However, I'm trying to contain my temper as much as possible and will more than likely work out my aggression with words and nothing more. So, I'm sorry if you totally flame the crap outta me and all I say is, "cool story bro."

I will probably put more later...when I actually think of stuff xD

Other things about me are listed below such as my likes, dislikes, opinions about things, rants(which will probably cause a few cheap laughs at my expense)

Also I do not own anything I use and give all the credit to the respectable books or authors. They are the awesomeness that I get inspiration from. :D

Oh and just to solve the mystery everyone seems to be having over my gender, I will tell you what i am...
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I'm a woman. To some that's kinda shocking, to me, its not. Jimmy is a sexually ambiguous name just like Ashley, Shannon, Jordan, Criss, Jo, and so on and so forth. Don't assume because of the name!( I put it there twice so people will at least read it once...)

Relationship Status: My pet bird is my boyfriend lol. So that means I'm single.

Favorite Random Quote: Clothes make the man. Naked people have little to no influence in society. (Mark Twain)

Current Favorite Poem: The Wasteland, T.S Eliot.

Current Favorite Book of Literary Merit: The Passion, Jeanette Winterson (I highly recommend it to anyone who wants a beautifully written experience)

My Current Best Quote: "There is no line between optimism and naïveté. The only thing that separates them is their names; they are one in the same. Which, in correlation, means that all ignorance is hope and all hope is ignorance."

Things Hitoko-sama likes:
PFFTTTTTT, as if anyone cares

Things Hitoko-sama doesn't like:
Flames
When I have a really, really good idea for a fic but can't write it because it would make me have more work.
That people HAVE to go to school for 12 years, hell, if people don't want to go to school, they shouldn't have to. In other countries people can stop school in 8th grade and other can continue through 12th, not in America :D Nothing like forcing education on people.
How money is disbursed for college...
People who sit on stairs when others are trying to walk
People who don't have any form of tolerance
Any child under the age of 14 ( And no, I don't mean some of my fans, i love my fans...I mean like the kids I see walking around my town.)
People who can't take jokes
Not knowing if someone's serious because it was a text or an email.
Learning a foreign language in High school(we should have learned them much sooner, like 5 years old sooner...)
People who kill manatees because they go too fast in Florida D:
The fact no one has thought about using electromagnetism to reduce environmental pollution and the need of gas (WE HAVE THIS TECHNOLOGY)
When people give up on their dreams because of something one person said
Not being able to legally punch someone first without them punching you first
The fact walls can break your knuckles if you punch them and it reinforces violent behavior. Damn it brain!
And a lot more stuff...

Top 3 favorite Naruto pairings: SasuNaru, ItaNaru, and...Uchihacest! (Involving almost every Uchiha in any way possible)

THE NARUTO CHARACTERS I DISLIKE WITH A PASSION!
Sakura: I actually have a good reason for this. She doesn't grow as a character, at all. So yeah, no rant about her being weak(Because we all could). Her character annoys me because, in the end, she got what she wanted, which was Sasuke. And the reason that pisses me off is because she didn't learn SHIT. She wasn't able to grow as a character because there was no emotional moving on and maturing. And then, bam, she's letting herself be tortured by Sasuke because he doesn't even live with her and their daughter. Fucking drives me nuts, man.
Tobirama: I almost dislike him more than Sakura. He pretty much represents what I hate about older generations and their inability to let shit go. I mean, I get it, I do. The Uchiha hurt his family, but I mean, Hashirama got over it. And he stopped a fucking WAR. But Tobirama gunna pull some bullshit with the Uchiha clan after his brother dies and be an all around butt-hole. Jesus.

Naruto Characters I'm in Love/Hate with:

Madara: I have such a love/hate thing going on with him. He tries to destroy the world and i'm like "bae, pls", but then he gets defeated and I was like "das some bullshit, he's badder than any bitch in this joint." But I mean, Madara blew it, and he did kinda realize his dream was pointless when him and Hashirama had that moment at end. BUT THEN I REMEMBER HE STABBED FOREVER BAE, SASUKE. AND I'M LIKE BYE HOE, TOUCHING ON MY MAIN PAIRING LIKE THAT. NOT IN MY HOUSE.
Sasuke: Oh forever bae, sometimes you really make me wanna put you in a hole and never let you out. I know you're mostly an asshole because Kishi made you this way but still, you gettin on my damn nerves sometimes.
Naruto: Someone else who is bae, pissing me off.

How I know Shippuden wasn't a finished series:

Oh? What does Hitoko-Sama mean? Well, I can tell you right now that Kishi got fucked by his company because they wanted the movie to come out. But even still, if the movie wasn't coming out so soon after the last chapter, you could tell that Kishi had plans for the series after the fight with Sasuke and Naruto. And how do I know this? Pacing. And I know what you're thinking...Pacing, really Hitoko-sama? And yes, really. Kishimoto has never been one to skip on the long road for redemption and you know what? A lot of people, like Sasuke, didn't get their redemption. And you know he wanted to do it too. There is so much unresolved bullshit between characters and how certain relationships started. A lot gets glossed over. I mean, yeah, the movie covers some of it, but even still there are some BIG issues that don't get touched on. I'm hoping the new series will give some insight on things, but I can't count on it.

THINGS THAT I TOTALLY SAW COMING IN NARUTO:

Itachi wasn't evil: I SO KNEW IT. To me it was obvious. I mean someone just doesn't wake up one morning and say to themselves, "I'm going to kill my entire family today, except for my little brother :D" Because Itachi isn't the kind of person to just do things part-way. He would have killed everyone, including Sasuke, if he was truly that bad.
Madara/Tobi was Obito: Okay so I think everyone believed this at least at some point. I used to think it was kinda weird that his name was Tobi and then he had a hole in his mask for ONE eye, his only GOOD eye. And I was like "This bitch is Obito, it's so obvious" until my stupid ass actually started to believe it may have been Madara. But then I realized that it couldn't be Madara because he got resurrected by Kabuto. So then I started to believe that Tobi was Izuna, for whatever weird reason. But then I was like, "Just wait brain, it actually is Obito. Kishi is going to be hella predictable and make everyone yell 'I KNEW IT!'" And behold, it was true...Great plot twist Kishi...
Naruto and Pein are related: I was never one of the people who believed that Pein was actually Naruto's dad. We all know that skank is deader than dead. But I did believe Naruto had more family out there than we actually knew about. And LO! Pein was from the Uzumaki clan...Along with Karin(I don't know how I didn't figure that out. Karin and Naruto have similar personality traits, like being obsessed with Sasuke xD)
Naruto and the 4th Hokage are father and son: They look exactly alike, enough said. :I

My favorite Naruto character is: Itachi Uchiha. Even when he was first introduced by name, i was curious about him. And I wasn't disappointed. There was something about Itachi that I've always really, really liked. And I never believed he was evil and when it came out that he wasn't, I was happy. I knew he was a good :D He was too sexy to be bad. But since he's dead and i'm sad on the inside I replaced him slightly with my runner-up favorite: Suigetsu. :D That bastard is funnier than fuck.

Now i'ma rant about stuff!

Things that don't make sense in Naruto:
WHY THE FUCK DID EVERYTHING EXPLODE WITH TECHNOLOGY WHEN NARUTO BECAME THE HOKAGE?!?! Like is it so Sasuke can have funny iPhone problems in the forest and we can all have a few chuckles?!?! SO like, did they have this technology the whole time and we're choosing not to use it? because that doesn't make a lot of sense either. It really messes with the setting...

OTHER SHIT:

I've changed my views on Mpreg, I still don't read it openly cause I really don't like it that much but whatever that's not the point. And if you want to blame the change of heart on anyone, you should thank Rye and our love child in Demon's passion Taka-chan(He's adorably perfect!)
However I still have some like requirements with this.
1. The reason for pregnancy has to make sense or at least be creative in a good way.
I mean if Tsunade can make herself look 20 instead of 55, and Orochimaru can switch bodies with someone else to prolong his life there has got to be SOME kind of weird ass forbidden justu that can make a man prego, or like something along the lines of that. Ya get me?
2. Don't blame it on the demon.
Sure Kyuubi is a demon, however, Naruto is human and when the Kyuubi was placed inside of him, he was already born. So that wouldn't give him like super human baby making abilities, or female organs cause if that did happen Naruto would become a hermaphrodite or a girl (which i also hate). Going into heat or rut or whatever it is animals do, yes. That could probably effect him, but not getting prego because of the Kyuubi...he's is a male demon after all. Or has yet to be proven otherwise.
3. Please find a good way for the birth to happen!
Answer the age old question! Where the hell is it supposed to come out if he is pregnant? His ass? NO! Ever heard of a C-section? or to add on to the jutsu thing, he could always switch gender for the birth as a side-effect. Makes sense to me. Plus, it seems as though they'd be able to do that anyway.
4. If its going to be like a revenge thing where two guy are fighting over someone, then please don't let them have twins with 2 different fathers...I mean its possible (Imperial Mint told me that lol) But still...
...i have no commentary for that one lol. Its kinda self explanatory.

OH HITOKO-SAMA GETTING TURNT OVER HERE

And now about flames. It's understandable that some people have different interests. And if you don't like what an author is doing, you shouldn't read their stories. But there are stupid people who, I guess, can't help themselves. Flames are the most useless things in the world, they only spark debate which leads to hatred between the two sides. And so I have some rules for flamers.

1. If you don't like the pairing, don't read it
Now this is extremely obvious. If you don't like yaoi or the pairings involved in said yaoi or yuri or just hetero, then obviously you're not going to like what the author is writing. So why read it? How about you just, i don't know, read something more to your taste and let the author do whatever the hell they want? No. They have to criticize everything that just happened and tell you how bad you are.
2. If you don't like what the summary says then don't read it.
If you don't like science fiction, romance, angst, fairy tales, or any other of those genres then don't give it a chance. If you've had past failures with those genres then obviously you're not going to like the story the author is writing. Its just as simple as that.
3. Don't only read one or two chapters and completely diss on the story.
Its hard writing something that everyone would like so if you only read one chapter try to keep going and see if it becomes better. Don't just stop and be like ' wow that was a waste of time.' You are only in the exposition phase of the story at that point and the plot has barely been started. And if its just not for you, STOP READING AND DON'T REVIEW!!
4. There are no original ideas.
There hasn't been an original thought since ancient times and forwards. It is what the author BRINGS to the table and let's people see that really is original. So, if you claim that the author's genre is sticking a lot to certain tropes, then there is a reason for it. Just wait to see what they do to those tropes and relationships before completely opening up a can of whoop ass.
5. Authors will bite back.
Let me just say now that people who review without an account are lucky. They can practically say whatever they want without an author coming to bite them. But for those who actually have an account, they aren't so lucky. Ever heard of a counterargument? That's what author use to bite back. Especially with the people who go into depth about why they're right. And trust me, usually they're wrong. And it especially applies to the people who don't read the whole story. Authors can contradict almost everything a reviewer says because they know what's going to happen.
6. Ad Hominem abuse/argument.
Allow me to elaborate on what an Ad Hominem is before I go any further...I shall address it the way my rhetoric teacher did: " Oh yeah? Well...FUCK YOU!" (Okay...He didn't actually say 'fuck you' in the middle of class...It would have been cool though!) Official definition: Exploiting a characteristic, flaw, or just in general saying something rude and bringing it into an argument that is completely irrelevant to the previous point that was being debated.(This is the thing that causes people to lose debates...) Oh and the people who use these are very classy and it's a fantastic way to get your point across and make yourself look like an absolute idiot. This kinda ties back with the whole idea we learned when we were children: "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." And this especially applies to the whole thing where the original argument sucked already and the author has just sassed them and they have nothing left to say but that. Yeah...They think they hurt you but you're just like...Really? How old are you?
7. One that I actually didn't think was possible: Trying to use a religion to justify pairings in Yaoi
Okay first off I'm just going to say, if you're are heavily religious, this is probably not the site for you. There will be too much sinning to be handled properly. Another things is, I believe in incest; would I personally ever commit incest with my sister? No, I would not. But let us think, why is that? I'm not sexually attracted to her. You see I believe if people are in love with their family members and genuinely love them, no matter what, they should be allowed to have a relationship. So all the people who complain about me writing Uchihacest, it isn't because I'm a slut, or a horny, demonic bitch-creature(as one flame kinda said) it is because I write that Sasuke and Itachi are in love with each other and that their love is pure and not filthy in any sense. I mean if we were able to get over the fact that different races could interbreed then what limits families? It probably wasn't a completely uncommon practice back in the day. So, if you feel morally against a pairing you're reading, DON'T READ IT!
8. Beliefs of Reviewers Vs. Beliefs of the Writer
Everyone doesn't believe the same things but that's totally cool with me. People should have their own opinions. However, when it comes to writer vs. reader, the reader, if they do not agree with what the writer believes and is trying to accomplish in the story, they should not read it or review. Unfortunately, some opinions are completely on the opposite sides of the spectrum and issues between the two sides will not ever be resolved. To avoid conflict, just don't say anything to the reviewer or the writer, it is just bound to cause anger and hatred. And we have enough of that in the world, we don't need more.

STATUS OF STORIES/SUMMARIES: (alphabetical)

72 Hours Of Torture- SasuNaru. Naruto is captured by Sasuke and during their time together Sasuke becomes a bit too friendly. When Naruto rebukes his advances things take a turn for the worst. Sasuke traps him in the Mangekyo for 72 hours of pleasurable torture. Rated M, COMPLETE

A Demon's Passion- SasuNaru. SEQUEL TO LOVER OF A DEMON :) It's been five years since Sasuke's been freed and everyone is living happy, normal lives. But there is one thing that can upset the balance of his family forever. Co-lab between Hitoko-Sama and Alrye. YAOI! ANGST! AND AN ADORABLE SON NAMED TAKA-CHAN! RATED M FOR SEXY LOVE AND A LIL GORE! COMPLETE!

AND WE ALL HAVE A HELL- UCHIHACEST :D SONG FIC! And We All Have A HELL, From First To Last! Itachi is lusting for Sasuke, what will happen when the older's lust becomes way to much to handle? Yaoi. Perhaps a second chapter for sasuke's PV rated M For now, complete

APRIL FOOLS- SasuNaru! Sasuke is afraid of being pranked. But Naruto pranks him anyway. It ends HORRIBLY...but for who? YAOI! Random Hitoko and Alrye. Complete!!

Curse of the Cat- UCHIHACEST! With slight mentions of KyuuIta and SasuNaru. One of Itachi's ex-lovers(Kyuubi) curses him and transforms him into a cat as a means of teaching him a lesson. A lesson that if he continues his ways, no one will love him. He has to find someone who loves him unconditionally, but he has a person in mind. YAOI! Rated M for later chaps! COMPLETE

Cursed Love- SasuNaru! Like the Little Mermaid, but you know, without the mermaids and singing. Sasuke loves Naruto and wants to make him his for all eternity. SO he makes a deal with Orochimaru, unknowing that Naruto made a similar deal. RATED M!! YAOI COMPLETE

DEIDARA IN WONDERLAND-Itadei, itasaso, and sasodei. This is my first ever fanfic...used to be on my myspace alright here's summ. Deidara loses a fight to Itachi. He rests under a tree and sees a mysterious white rabbit..Hilarity ensues. TOTAL CRACK. Rated T COMPLETE

Don't Look in the Drawer- UCHIHACEST! Sasuke wants to feel closer to his brother and therefore goes through his stuff whenever possible. But when he finds a mysterious drawer, he can't help but let his curiosity get the best of him. YAOI! One-shot. For Itachi's birthday :D Complete, bitches.

DUNA NUNA NUNA NUNA KABUTO- NO PAIRINGS(kinda) CRACKK@.@ CRACK! I AM AN OC IN THIS...THERE ARE THEME SONGS! CHARACTER DEATH SAKURA AND INO READ AND ENJOY...double crack warnings :D inspired by good times. Rated T COMPLETE

FIVE PHASES! THE PERFECT PLAN! : SasuNaru :D Sasuke is tired of keeping his relationship with Naruto a secret, so why not come up with the most ingenious plan to expose them? YAOI SASUNARU! SAKURA TORTURE! FOR ALRYE! YAOI Rated M second chapter coming!!When i get an idea for a second chap xD

FLESHWALKERS: Implied SASUNARU. RATED M for violence. After their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere; Sasuke and Naruto are tasked to find help. On their search they encounter a seemingly lived in house but once inside the air reeks of abandonment. In the dusty corridors lies the omens foretelling their folly. The fleshwalkers are waiting; and who doesn't want a life already lived in? ONE-SHOT FOR HALLOWEEN. COMPLETE

For the Love of My blond: KisaDei Kisame and Deidara have feelings for each other. How will a boring meeting lead to exposed love? FIND OUT YAOI KISADEI Complete( i know the pairing sounds iffy but its actually not too bad.)

FOX AND THE PRINCE: Ok, Sasuke and Naruto are princes and they are going to be married to bring peace to their palaces. But what happenes when Naruto is cursed by an evil wizard? More summary inside...warning YAOI and Heroics!! Rated M COMPLETE...The Detailed version is finished but Idk if i want to write a sequel since i forget what happened in the second swan princess movie...I guess i could just make it up as i go but ehhh. idk.

Great Expectations: SasuNaru and mentions of other pairs. Based of Great Expectations by Charles Dickens. Naruto is a poor orphan who is abused and berated by his evil older sister. But one day in the cemetery flips his life upside down, both figuratively and literally. Yaoi. More details on the characters inside. IN PROGRESS (Dropped)

Happy Valentines Day?: ItaNaru, mentions of SasuNaru Naruto is expecting a day of love with Sasuke but what he gets is Itachi.YAOI RATED M! COMPLETE

Haunted Halloween Party: SasuNaruSai :D:D Sasuke throws a party with the theme of, "Your True Self" in hopes Naruto will be impressed for what he has planned with his costume. But as soon as the flirting gets deeply rooted...A ghost appears and Sai, Naruto, and Sasuke retreat inside out of fear. They're all hiding when Naruto blurts out that he doesn't want to die a virgin. How can Sasuke and Sai resist? (Damn, this summary was much better than my first one haha) Rated M. Yaoi! THREESOME! COMPLETE

IF YOU STAYED, THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED: MAIN : Itanaru Side: PeinIta, SasuOro, KabuOro, KabuSasu, SasuNaru, snakesNaru/Kabu PeinNaru, MadaPein MadaIta PeinSasu uhh. i think that's it...thats alot. OH 2 threesomes :D:D:D Takes place at the valley of the end. After sasuke leaves...Only Zetsu takes Naruto to the Akatsuki. Other chapters will explain the beginning more.YAOI Rated super M :D:D read if your a super perv like myself. Complete!! FINALLY 27 CHAPTERS OF HARD WORK!!

IT'S ONLY A GAME- Main:SASUNARU side: KYUUMINA! Sasuke and Kyuubi are master thieves with their eyes on a major prize. But there are two blond complications getting in the way. YAOI! RATED M! ONE-SHOT! A BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR RYE! COMPLETE!

IT'S NOT OVER: Main: ItaNaru side: SasuNaru and hints at KisaSui. This is the Sequel to PROCRASTINATION!! Sasuke escapes from his asylum and comes for his Naruto!! WHAT WILL HAPPEN?! RATED M COMPLETE!!

JUST A BIT TOO MUCH TO DRINK LAST NIGHT: SasoDei. Sasori has a bit to much to drink. When Deidara takes him back to his room what's going to happen? YAOI Rated M. COMPLETE

KING OF HEARTS: HashiMada, Rated M for violence and sexual themes. It all started one day on the pier; Madara met Hashirama by chance. Little did he know that this chance meeting would consume him, turning his childhood friendship into lust, love, and eventual hatred. The King of Hearts only grants his blessing when fortune favors those who possess him. THIS IS A PREQUEL TO THE STORY, THE DISCONNECT BETWEEN LIFE AND DEATH. IN-PROGRESS

LOVER IN THE NIGHT: CEST OF THE UCHIHA BRAND D my first uchihacest. sasuke has a wetdream and someone is waiting outside his window. yaoi rated M COMPLETE

LOVER OF A DEMON: SASUNARU mentions of other pairings. A collaboration between Hitoko-Sama and Alrye. Naruto finds a mysterious scroll in his attic, once the clock strikes 12, nothing will ever be the same. Yaoi,GORE AND BAD THINGS! RATED M. COMPLETE AND A SEQUEL IS DONE

MONEY FOR THE POOR: UCHIHACEST sasuke is about to get kicked out of his apartment. But when itachi tries to help him what will happpen? Warning french maid outfits. FOR MELODY! sec chap sum. Sasuke has a birthday party, but where is Itachi? READ TO FIND OUT. YAOI Rated M COMPLETE...for now

NARUTO HAS FAMILY: PeinNaru. PEIN IS NARUTO's UNCLE IN THIS SO I COULD HAVE INCEST!! HURRAY. Naruto and the rest of his team infiltrate the Akatsuki. Naruto fights the leader straight up. But what will happen when a giant secret is exposed? Yaoi. Rated M, COMPLETE Sequel. THE MEMORIES THAT BURN ME!

ONE NIGHT IN THE HOSPITAL: KabuNaru. side: SasuNaru.. Naru be cheatin on sasu with Kabu. Kabuto sneaks into Naruto's hospital room one night and then later said blond has a wet dream about it. But after Kabuto leaves Naruto is forced to settle for Sasuke, but just for how long, i wonder. Yaoi. Rated M COMPLETE xD

OUR REVENGE AGANIST SASUKE: ItaNaru, SasuSaku...bleh. And to clerify something, the only reason Sakura was pregnant in here was because she raped Sasuke in his sleep. Creepy. This is more or less a revenge against Sasuke fanfic. RedMoonLight009 and I thought it would be funny if Sasuke was married to Sakura. And in this fic Sasuke is in love with Naruto, but Naruto is involved with Itachi! We're so evil but, that's what happens when you stab Itachi. Mentions of YAOI rated T. COMPLETE

PERFECTION IS MEANT FOR DOLLS: SasuNaru, Non-consensual SaiNaru Dolls are the only thing Sai knows. And Perfection is key, that's why he only uses perfect parts...Now all he needs is the perfect partner. How will one day at the Fair change his life? And the lives of the people who helped him?! GORE! EXTREMELY GRAPHIC! MYSTERIES AND DETECTIVE UCHIHA PANTS!!!! CRAZY MURDERER...like insane man. very strange OCs and other things that should be banned in three states! RATED M! COMPLETE.

Prequel to The Mating Moon: SasuNaru! This takes place before the actual/main story, THE MATING MOON. This fic has the same elements going on as the one a fore mentioned but with a different pairing. Sasuke's loved Naruto for as long as he could remember which was apparently about Middle School. He begins courting him and eventually makes the blond him...Forever. Werewolf Fic. YAOI! ONE-SHOT! Complete. RATED M!

PROCRASTINATION- ItaNaru Naruto is always getting bad grades on projects because he procrastinates and does them the night before they're due. Well Itachi is sick of it and decides to take matters into his own hands. Based on Hitoko-sama's school life. Rated M for later chapters, COMPLETE. SEQUEL IS OUT

PROMISES: YOU VOTED AND HERE WE ARE...SASUNARU, implied SaiNaru and GaaNaru. On summer's night, seven years ago, Sasuke and Naruto made a promise; a promise that if they were still single at 25, they would get married. On the eve on Naruto's 25th year, Sasuke returns with the full intent of claiming his prize but the blond has forgotten all about the promise. Can Sasuke make Naruto stick to his word? In-PROGRESS.

Red Riding Hood: SasuNaru! Who's afraid of the big, bad wolf? Naruto thought he wasn't but after a series of events in Kohona, will he still believe that in the face of the seductive wolf he isn't afraid or is it something else? Yaoi. Rated M for content; slight gore.

REMAINING SHADOWS: SasuNaru, implied NaruSaku and HashiMada. Sasuke thinks his luck is about to change when he inherits a house from his late Uncle, Madara. But what Sasuke doesn't know is that there's something strange going on in this house. "When love is turned bitter and soiled by affair, hatred grows. Hatred so strong and black that it leaves traces, stains on our world..." Rated M for both sexual content and gore. COMPLETE

SURVIVAL LESSONS WITH KAKASHI-SENSEI: Main:KakaNaru Side: SuiSasu, SasuNaru, KakaSasu, SuiNaru. threesomes(consisting of Sasuke, Naruto and Kakashi) Another with (Naruto, Sasuke, and Suigetsu) and even a foursome(Naruto, Sasuke, Suigetsu, and Kakashi) Naruto is tempted with promises of 'training' but it is not the training he had in mind. RATED M FOR HOT YAOI! Dedicated to SugarSweetLolitaPrincessX COMPLETE!

The Best Laid Plans: Main: ItaSasu(Uchihacesty yum) Side: SasuNaru, ItaNaru, KyuuNaru(Uzucest) Kyuubi has a plot to get Naruto and Sasuke to have a threesome with him. And alcohol is the best means to do it. But you know what they say, the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Oneshot. RATED M FOR HOT YAOI :P COMPLETE!

THE BOY FROM A DEMON'S DREAM: ItaNaru, GaaLee, other pairings will be added when i feel like it. Itachi likes to make Sasuke find humans to break in, but none are the ones from his dreams. Until a blond boy shows up to get a job. Itachi recognizes him from his dreams and pursues him. Yaoi rated M COMPLETE. Based off MANY FAERIE BOOKS AND THE LOST BOYS xD

THE CLASSIC: You voted for it, and now it's here. SASUNARU, MadaSasu. implied MadaIta. "What is this?" Sasuke asked looking over the dark bound book in his hand. It was old; dusty like it had been sitting on the shelf of this library for years without being touched. "Oh, that? That's a classic." "A classic?" "Yes that's right, a classic. Would you like to experience it for youself?" The book opened itself in Sasuke's hands. IN-PROGRESS

THE GOOD SON: NaruSasu. Naruto's father adopts Sasuke after a horrible accident. For a politician all press is good press. Sasuke also seems like he's well behaved. But of course things are never what they appear when hidden under the mask of the 'good' son. So when things start to spiral out of control and everything that once seemed clear is now shrouded in mystery, the life of the good son doesn't seem so perfect anymore. YAOI, rated M. IN PROGRESS.(ON HIATUS)

The Human Contract: Main: ItaSasu(Uchihacest) Side: MadaIzu(Uchihacest), DanzoSai(ew), onesided OroNaru and OroSasu, and MadaSasu(Uchihacest) For Itachi's 25th birthday, Madara surprises him by taking him into the city for a present Itachi surely will never forget. Probably because this present is a doll that walks, talks, and will be whoever you desire it to be. YAOI! RATED M FOR LATER CHAPTERS! IN PROGRESS!

THE MATING MOON: KibaShino, side: SasuNaru, ItaKyuu, ItaSai. Shino is werewolf and has been watching Kiba for months in hopes he can fulfill the mating ritual with him. Kiba is just a regular Joe, waiting for school to be over with but the wolf that's been stalking him changes his life forever. YAOI! Rated M for later chaps! COMPLETE

THE MEMORIES THAT BURN ME: Main: PeinNaru..even though Pein is kinda dead. Side: SasuNaru, Uchihacest. SPOILER: MadaNaru :D THE SEQUEL TO NARUTO HAS FAMILY. Naruto is on a never ending quest to resurrect his beloved Pein. What will happen to him? violence and perhaps even drug use. not for the faint of heart YAOI Rated M. DROPPED AND GIVEN AWAY TO vampiress lianna

THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR- MAIN: UCHIHACEST!( ItaSasu) Side: UZUCEST! ( which is KyuuNaru) During winter break, Sasuke decides to tell Itachi how he really feels. But how will the older Uchiha getting sick affect Sasuke's confession? Oh, it makes that much easier. YAOI! RATED M FOR LATER CHAPS! COMPLETE! For XxrinuchihaxX

The Ramen Rivalry: SasuNaru. Sasuke and Naruto work in opposing ramen shops. One day, both parties make plans to go out and have fun, not knowing the other had similiar plans. They end up having drunken sex and the next morning they're in for a horrible surprise. What will they do to keep their bosses from finding out?! Yaoi. Rated M for later chapters. COMPLETE. Dedicated to the Hoe-Equation.

THE SELF-HELP BOOK DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS: SAINARU AND ONESIDED SASUNARU Based off Episode 57 of the shippuden. Sai and Naruto have a 'misunderstanding' that leads to their dating but what does Sasuke think about this? YAOI RATED M FOR LATER CHAPPIES COMPLETE!

THE SOLUTION- Main: SasuNaru. Side: For now, it is just mental stuff. Sasuke's one wish has been to restore his clan, a dream made impossible by the unnerving fact he's gay. However Madara offers a very a solution that helps not only the youngest Uchiha, but the older as well. SasuNaru Yaoi. Mpreg. Mentions of rape and non-consensual moments. RATED M! COMPLETE

There's Love in My Future: Main: SasuNaru Side: PeinIta, DanzoNaru(ew), There will be more; they're just undecided. Naruto is prophet for Danzo, an evil King. The rebel forces are trying to bring him down but it's increasingly complicated due to Naruto's power. So they decided to send Sasuke to capture or kill him. But will he be able to? YAOI! Rated M for later chapters! COMPLETE

THERE'S YAOI AT THE END OF THIS CHAPTER: ALL PAIRINGS WILL BE RANDOM AND THEY WILL ALL BE BEAUTIFUL! based of the Sesame Street book " A Monster At the End of this Book." but you know with Yaoi...WARNING: Has absolutely no plot. RATED M! For now, it is dropped.

WHAT I WOULD DO FOR YOU: UCHIHACEST! ITASASU!! Sasuke would walk to the ends of the Earth to bring Itachi back. So he does. He is assigned 12 tasks that he must complete by the end of the year. YAOI! mentions of minor(like as in age) anal sex! RATED M FOR LATER CHAPTERS! COMPLETE!

WHAT IF: SasuNaru side: ItaNaru, PeinNaru, OroNaru. Sasuke and Naruto's forbidden love is at its peak. They kill Orochimaru and rejoin Kohona.What will happen when The Akatsuki finds out? YAOI Rated M. COMPLETED BITCHES THE FIC IS ALOT BETTER THAN THE SUMMARY.

YOU GOT NAILED: UCHIHACEST. Sasuke and Itachi lived together...But there is sexual tension afoot. What will happen when both brothers are stressed and their parents are dead? YAOI Rated M, COMPLETE.

I know what you're thinking...Hitoko-sama needs to get a new anime to write about...

Other animes/manga I love:
Loveless
Gravataion
Legal Drug
Eden Of the East
GOTH
Trigun
Inuyasha
Full metal Alchemist
Absolute Boyfriend
Deathnote
Ouran Highschool Host Club
Elfen Lied
Black Butler
Love Prism
Brother
Fairy Tale
Boy Princess
My Balls
Togainu no Chi
Higurashi No Nako Koro Ni
Yami No Matsuei (or for you english people THE DESENDANTS OF DARKNESS:D)
FLCL
You're My Love Prize In Viewfinder
Vampire Knights
Little Pet Shop Of Horrors
Papa To Kiss in the Dark
Tokko
Tenchi(god that's an old one)
Sailor Moon(also old)
SlaveXSlave
Jonjou romantica
Enslave Lover xD
Anything Rye tells me to read or look at...
and umm...Yeah...