Author has written 11 stories for Maximum Ride, Twilight, and Gallagher Girls.
I know alot of you are probably a little annoyed with me due to my not updating and I do apologize for that, I left you all hanging but now I'm back and updating those stories as often as I can.
Fav TV Shows and Movies:
James & Kerry
Max & Fang
Bella & Edward
Cammie & Zach (Zammie ATW)
._.s_s _ If you're a girl
Try Reading This:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 isn't there.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
Things to Remember at Hogwarts
1. I will stop referring to showering as “Giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful”
2. Polishing my wand is acceptable in the common room. “Polishing my wand” is not.
3. If a classmate falls asleep in the common room, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm
4. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year’s Defense against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money making concept.
5. Seamus Finnegan is not “after me Lucky Charms”
6. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil or piranha.
7. I do not weigh the same as a duck.
8. Remus Lupin does not wear a flea collar.
9. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
10. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.
11. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the result would be.
12. I will not impersonate the Emeril in Potions class
13. Novelty or holiday-themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.
14. I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.
15. I will not dress up in a Dementor suit and use a dustbuster on Harry’s lips to get him to do what I want.
16. I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The force”
17. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists
18. If asked in class in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling “It does DEATH!!” may be correct but it is not the matter in which one should answer.
19. Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying “The library is closed for an indefinite time period” amusing in any sense.
20. A time turner is not a time capacitator, and therefore I should not install one in any muggle cars.
21. I am not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors
22. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer then 15 seconds I am to assume I am not allowed to use it.
23. I will not follow potion instructions in reverse order just to see what happens
24. I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts; A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.
25. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintball
26. I will not cast the occasional Obliviate charm on Dumbledore even if it would be amusing.
27. I will not lock Gryffindors and Slytheryns in a room together and take bets on which house will come out alive.
I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they are real animals.
I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytheryn quidditch matches.
Bringing fortune cookies to Divination does not count as extra credit.
I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy.
I will not charm the suits of armor to sing “Knights of the Round Table” at the Christmas feast.
I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
I will not dress as Voldemort for Halloween
I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
I will not sing “we’re off to see the wizard” when sent to the headmasters office.
I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then students yell Ni from various directions.
"At the age of thirteen, we are no longer juvenile delinquets, we become ADOLESCENT delinquets." - Mucho thank you to Tuatuara.
"If Math is mathematical, and quizzes are quizical, what are tests?" - Again that is from Tuatuara peoples.
"I made the cowardly lion look like the terminator." -Twilight
"The one thing worse than a boy that hates you: a boy that loves you." -The Book Thief
"Oh, come on, Arthur." "I don't want to hear it, Andy." "Jesus Christ." "He doesn't want to hear it either." -The Book Thief
"So much good, so much evil. Just add water." -The Book Thief
"Fang could turn men gay, but he wouldn't be gay with them. It's like a hit and run thing." - EdwardAddict
"I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends."- Nudge -Maximum Ride: SOF
"And when we blow ourselves up, I'll be safe in my padded room and warm in my pretty white jacket." - EdwardAddict (That descrbes me perfectly!)
"Sigh. You know you're about to have a bad day when you get your chip stuck in your salsa." EdwardAddict again
"Well someone has to stand up for all the dorks out there." EdwardAddict ('tis true)
"Fang could turn men gay, but he wouldn't be gay with them. It's like a hit and run thing." that wasn't me. i do say that alot however. EdwardAddict
"Everyone knows the best way to convince someone you're not lying to them, is to tell them you are." - Shawn Spencer says it in the TV show Psych.
"If you can do something with your eyes closed, it's time to find something new" - reader's digest!
"My poodle's stuck in a heater vent." -who's line is it anyway.
"A synonym is just a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of" -reader's digest
"I don't lie. I fib in big portions." – CrimsonScarz
"Perfect men are only fictional."
"Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you're a mile away, and have their shoes." -quote page. It is also on a shirt.
"Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within" quote page
"My knight in shining armor turned out to be just a loser in aluminum foil" –A certain persons sister
"When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you"- same sister...
"You don't die of a broken heart...you only wish you did"-same sister...
"Friends are Gods way of apologizing to us for our families"- quote page. "
"HOLY SNOWMAN SHITTING SKITTLES ITS FANGS GHOST!! AHH!! HES COME BACK TO HAUNT US!!” - spoken by Gazzy in on of Lucky-Me-1993's stories.
“Max has gone insane! This cant be happening!! Why?” - spoken by Angel in the same story .
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more"- same sister
"Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun."-same sister
"Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit."- same sister
"On my arms are scars; those scars bear silent screams for help; those scars bear beloved poems of heart break; those scars bear your name, over and over again with a broken heart beside it"- same
Let’s just not right away state that we are living in sin.”- CrimsonScarz
My life has gone from bad, to worse, to a little bit better, then it just fell off the damn cliff. – Same CrimsonScarz
“I’m pregnant not dieing.”- See above!
"Listen to the beaker, it will speak to you,"
"Then again... maybe we won't screen it tonight," Roger Davis
"HEY GET BACK HERE WITH THAT STAPLER! SANTA WON'T GET ME A NEW ONE UNTIL CHRISTMAS!"
"You know what? Go play in traffic!"
"You don't have to be very ninja like to trip her."
You kids and your crazy axes and fancy guillotines
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
Your One and Only Wish
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
Mommy, Johnny brang a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
I don't own any of the above. I got them from EvilSarcasm217. I thought that they were pretty funny and that anyone looking at this profile might find them funny also.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!
if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" (Note from ShaeShae, don't copy this but, I'm not American I'm from Australia but I would still say "What was your first clue?" I'm just like that.)
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.
If you have ever heard of National Talk like a Pirate Day copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile
if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. You already know this, look at the copy and paste thing above. Learn to sleep with your eyes open. He He He He.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
This was on phantom and potter Obsession's profile and I love it so I'm posting it! And I want my wish to come true.
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.
This is probably just wishful thinking but I don't care.
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
That's the guy we're all looking for.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this ice ice _ --ummm still not cool, even then.
You remember watching:
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You said "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
when everyhting was settled by:
when cops and robbers was a daily activity.
when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching:
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching:
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs" :)
one word. . . Furbies.
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkman.
You had slap bracelets!
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
Put this in your profile if you think this is true: "I can be hurt so much more easily than I can hurt someone else."
So, if you havn't had enough of me...Read on and enjoy!
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." - Albert Einstein
FRIENDS: never ask for anything to eat or drink when they're at your house
BEST FRIENDS: are the reason why you have no food
FRIENDS: call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and grandpa, by Grandpa
BEST FRIENDS: call your parents by DAD and MOM and grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: would bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: would be sitting next to you saying, "MAN!! We screwed up!"
FRIENDS: have never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore
FRIENDS: ask you to write down your number
BEST FRIENDS: has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back
BEST FRIENDS: loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: only knows a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that's what the crowd's doing
BEST FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you
FRIENDS: would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: you have to tell them not to tell
BEST FRIENDS: already know not to tell
FRIENDS: are through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: are for life
FRIENDS: will be there to take your drink away from you if they think you had enough
BEST FRIENDS: will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "BOTCH! Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: would repost this craaaapp!!=)
The most beautiful rainbow.
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile
if someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love Fall Out Boy, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love Evanescence, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love My Chemical Romance, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love Linkin Park, copy and paste this onto your profile.
So, here's how it works:
In The End - Linkin Park
What Have You Done Now? - Within Temptation
First day at school:
I'm Just A Kid - Simple Plan
Falling in Love:
Forever - Breaking Benjamin
Crazy - Simple Plan
Your Love Is A Lie - Simple Plan (it really fits)
Pictures Of You - The Last Goodnight
Thousand Miles - Vanessa Carlton
Shut Up - Simple Plan
By Myself - Linkin Park
Welcome To My Life - Simple Plan
Unkown Soldier - Breaking Benjamin
Birth Of Child:
Irreplaceable - Beyonce
Riot - Three Days Grace
Cries In Vain - Bullet For My Valentine
What's It Feel Like To Be A Ghost - Taking Back Sunday
Keep Holding On - Avril Lavigne
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
2. My mother taught me RELIGION
3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
4. My mother taught me LOGIC
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
7. My mother taught me IRONY
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
11. My mother taught me WEATHER
12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
15. My mother taught me: ENVY
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
19. My mother taught me: ESP
20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
25. My mother taught me about Justice
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
Things to Do in an Exam you Already Know That You are Going to Fail:
1.Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.
15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."
35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.
38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.
40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.
44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.
45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.
ONE FOR THE GIRLS!
(1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
(3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
(4) Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
Man: Where have you been all my life?
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
AV is Addicted to Vampires
LES is Love Edward Syndrome
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies-Willy Wonka
Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
Come join the dark side - we have cookies!
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?
My favorite word is sarcasm.
There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.
Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry.
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
I ran with scissors, and lived!
Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.
"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
I hear voices, and they don't like you.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.
It's true, Edward Cullen prefers brunettes. Sorry, Barbie you aren't Bella, and Edward isn't your Ken. (i m part brunette:D)
Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
When he breaks up with you, friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'
When you fall: A friend helps you up; a best friend keeps walking and says,"Walk much dumb ass?"
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public
On a package of peanuts: open package, eat nuts. (What were you supposed to do? Throw them at the people sitting near you?)
On a child's Superman costume: Warning: Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly. (I blame the parents for that one)
Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since1900
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
WBWAVS is Wishing Bella Was A Vampire Syndrome
WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome
Because everything that was meant to happen does...eventually.
Bring on the shackles I'm your prisoner~Edward Cullen
Yes its enough enough for forever~Edward Cullen
Stupid, shiny Volvo owner~Bella swan
Come on, little coward, climb on my back ~ Edward Anthony Masen Cullen
I pushed my legs faster letting Jacob Black disappear behind me~Jacob Black
And so the Lion fell in love with the lamb...What a stupid lamb... What a sick masochistic lion~Edward Cullen and Bella Swan
Fall down again Bella?~Emmett
You said you wanted me to be Human, watch me~Bella Swan
Hey Vampire girl ~ Embry
If I could dream at all it would be about you and I'm not ashamed of it. ~Edward
When I told you that I didn't want you it was the very darkest kind of Blasphemy~ Edward Cullen
It was like my heart was gone like it was hollow~ Edward Cullen
Heaven right smack in the middle of Hell~ Bella Swan
I thought I'd explained it clearly before I cant live in a world were you don't exist~ Edward Cullen
The way i feel about you will never change. Of course i love you and there's nothing you can do about it!~ Bella Swan
Well its no irritable Grizzly~ Bella Swan
You are my Life~ Edward Cullen
Be Safe~ Edward Cullen
I'm Switzerland~ Bella Swan
Your exactly my bran of heroine~ Edward Cullen
Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars--points of light and reason. And then you shot across my sky like a, meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was Brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no reason for anything... ~ Edward Cullen
Stupid unreliable Vampire ~ Bella Swan
Overprotective fool~ Alice Cullen
Marry me First~ Edward Cullen
Penguins, Lovely~ Edward Cullen
I prefer brunettes~ Edward Cullen
Can i have another Human minute?~ Bella Swan
This Hostage stuff is fun~ Alice Cullen
I hear voices in my mind and your worried that your a freak~ Edward Cullen
My heart is just as silent and it too belongs to you~ Edward Cullen
You dazzle me~ Bella Swan
The clouds i can handle but i cant fight with an eclipse~ Jacob Black
What was my other choice? to cut him out of my life? intolerable~ Bella Swan
Edward Cullen is staring at you~ Jessica Stanely
It will be as if i never existed~ Edward Cullen
I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything is so much more fun with you around. ~Emmett
Okay just Jacob and Bella none of those freaky Virgos here~ Jacob Black
As long as you like me best and think I'm good-looking I'm prepared to be annoyingly persistent~ Jacob Black
Does my being Half-Naked bother you ~ Jacob Black
At lest we have each other~ Jacob Black
I used to run around your house at night-Like i do now-just making sure you were okay ~ Jacob Black
What is it like having a werewolf as a best friend ~Jacob Black
A life time of servitude remember~ Jacob Black
You dont have to go. You really dont. You could stay here with me. You could stay alive... For me~ Jacob Black
I'll never see anyone else...I only see you Even when I close my eyes~Jacob Black
I miss you everyday Bella its not the same without you~ Jacob BLack
Bella i love you and i want you to pick me instead of him~ Jacob Black Doesn't someone sound whiny...?
You love me too. Not the same way i know. But he's not you whole life either. not anymore~ Jacob Black
I never claimed to be normal just human ~ Jacob Black
Until you heart stops beating Bella I'll be here fighting~ Jacob Black
What if im not a superhero? What if im the bad guy~ Edward Cullen
I decided as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly~ Edward Cullen
For almost 90 years I've walked among my kind, and yours... all the time thinking i was complete in myself, not realizing what i was seeking. And not finding anything, because you weren't alive yet ~ Edward Cullen
You are the most important thing to me now...the most important thing to me ever~ Edward Cullen
If leaving is the right thing to do, then I'll hurt myself to keep from hurting you, to keep you safe~ Edward Cullen
You're wounding my ego Bella...I just proposed and you think its a joke~ Edward Cullen
Would you please tell me what you're thinking before i go mad~ Edward Cullen
I may not be human but i am a man~ Edward Cullen
I'm not going to kill you now because it will upset Bella..(But) if you ever kiss her again, I will break your jaw for her ~ Edward Cullen
The way ( Edward) watches you- its so... protective. like he's about to throw himself in front of a bullet to safe you ~ Reene
You compare one tree to the entire forest~ Edward Cullen
If I could dream it would be about you and I'm not ashamed~ Edward Cullen
Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,
Who calls you back when you hang up on him,
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,
Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.
REAL People Quotes:
I have defined the 100 percent American as 99 percent an idiot. And they just adore me. ~George Bernard Shaw
Melancholy men, of all others, are the most witty. ~Aristotle
A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one. ~Kin Hubbard
Americans are the only people in the world known to me whose status anxiety prompts them to advertise their college and university affiliations in the rear window of their automobiles. ~Paul Fussell
I must apologize for the lack oF bloodshed IN tonight's program. We shall try to do better next time. ~Alfred Hitchcock
An asylum for the sane would be empty in America. ~George Bernard Shaw
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spin on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. ~H. L. Mencken
America is a mistake, a giant mistake! ~Sigmund Freud
I'm tiered of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? ~Jean Kerr
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. ~Robert Frost
Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow,
Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go.
But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home,
Why the kids not might understand, if she went to school alone.
But she was not afraid, she knew just what to say,
What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.
But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone,
And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.
But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all,
About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.
There were daddy's along the wall in back for everyone to meet.
Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats.
One by one the teacher called, a student from the class,
To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.
At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare,
Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their.
"Where's her daddy at?"
She heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout.
And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,
"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."
The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom,
And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.
And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak,
And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.
"My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away,
But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.
And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know,
All about my daddy, and how he loves me so.
He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike,
He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.
We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone,
And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.
'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart,
I know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart."with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest,
Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.
And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears,
Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.
For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life,
Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.
And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd,
She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud.
"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star,
And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.
You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year,
When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and taught Canadians to fear.
But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away,"
And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.
And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise,
A room full of daddy's and children, all starting to close their eyes.
Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside,
Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him by her side.
"I know your with my daddy,"to the silence she called out,
And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt.
Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed,
But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant, long-stemmed, pink rose.
And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star,
And given the gift of believing that heaven is never to far.
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them.
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven.
I thought this was really sad, I saw it on someone's profile, and it's really sad. But I HAD to put it on mine.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
Random Quotes and such
A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them across the mother-- room
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people.
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
Of course I'm talking to myself who else can I trust?
So what if we act immature idiots? We are having fun.
BOLD the ones that fit you
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!
Do YOU remember the 90s??...
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to r ecord your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . .
I went to a party, Mom
I felt proud of myself,
I made a healthy choice,
I got into my car,
Now Im lying on the pavement,
My own bloods all around me,
Im sure the guy had no idea,
So why do people do it, Mom
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Someone should have taught him,
My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
One message: DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE
RIP Daddy's Little Cannibal!
Not Sure About this One at the moment - Looks CAN Kill!: You know how people always say, "if looks could kill," well for me they can. I don't know if it's telepathic or some other crap like that but I do know that with a single thought and a glance at the person, they die. I've never told anyone but my father and he was murdered by my mothers lover. People shy away from me on instinct, and that's always been fine with me. The less people that know me, the less that get hurt. Although that hasn't stopped thirteen people from dieing due to my anger. Now i'm living with a family that has adopted me. And get this, it's a family of seven, soon to be eight. five soon to be six are teenagers, my age. The other two are the parents. So many teenagers in one house is bound to cause problems. Especially if they get caught in the line of fire. But i'm not just a killer, no i'm faster, i'm stronger and my eye sight and hearing a better then most peoples. I'm a freak. Well that was until i realised what my new family truly are. Get this, Vampires. Eventual ExB. EmxR, JxA, CxEs.'
Visions of Death:
Visions of Death:
(links of some of the things in Bella's room soon to be up).