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Joined 11-24-07, id: 1428593, Profile Updated: 04-28-12
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto.

Hi.

I go by several names; use Kris if you wish to use a human-sounding name but honestly Sacch works just fine.

I am:

a teenage girl (with the general population of this website, it would be fairly surprising if I wasn't).

a cellist (CELLO=LIFE)

a fencer (lol stabbing people and not getting put in a mental hospital!)

Hungarian/Romanian (hungarian=my first language)

a francophile (if it's French, it's awesome)

and mostly, I am A NERD. ;D

Fandoms that I actively read/write:

-Fullmetal Alchemist

-Naruto.

...when I get off my lazy ass I'll write more.

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Tsubasa by Ailu Chan reviews
"If I didn't know you, I'd think you're flirting with me." "You don't know me," he said. "...exactly." In a world where she is innocent, kind and lonely, and he is ruthless, merciless and a shinobi, they met. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,689 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3251 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Travel back in time by Pepperbeta reviews
He went too far...Konoha and all ninja life has ended. She decides to do the impossible, Time Travel. Followed by things that will never allow her to return to her normal life again. But take a disguise plus an Uchiha it could lead to a 2nd chance SakMult
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 68,180 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Truth of the Matter by Mileto reviews
So Naruto and Hinata broke up. What's that got to do with Sasuke and Sakura?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Owned by Byakko Kitsunetsuki reviews
Sasuke got a little violent with Naruto so Kyuubi decides to be violent right back. Afterwards, Naruto feels bad about it but Sasuke doesn't.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Teamwork 2 by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku OT3. Sequel to Teamwork. Training, house, baby, Kyuubi, Itachi, oh my. What, you thought life would be easy? ABANDONED, detailed summary of the ending linked in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 197,055 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Backwards Goodbye by Le Requiem reviews
The wind pulls violently at all her loose ends: her hair, her arms, her legs, and her black dress flaps crazily around her like a torn up parachute...They say she died instantly. — Naruto, Sasuke, and a bit of Sakura, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
SNAFU by Le Requiem reviews
Sakura always hated using the bathroom at these swanky soirees...in which Sasuke finds himself shopping for bullet proof panty liners in a tux. Assassinations and building jumps ensue. Not to mention a towel scene. — SasuSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,833 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Full Circle by Lady Momo reviews
Years after his desertion, Haruno Sakura realizes that she and Uchiha Sasuke never did have an ending. But on a stormy, rainy night, as she hangs on the verge of death, she realizes that they never had a beginning either.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,326 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In Between Days by caitthecursed reviews
It's lonely training by himself, but Naruto has two ghosts to keep him company. Implied SasuNaruSaku, rated for sexual content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Four Letters, One Word by Orange Sherbet reviews
"If you hate me so much, channel that anger. Get stronger, and the next time we meet prove that you weren't worth leaving. Try and kill me, Sakura." He never imagined she would take those words to heart. Requested by BlackHeartofIce.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Seducing My Killer by Asha3 reviews
Cold excitement slithered down Sasuke's spine. It's her. She is the one he needs. SasuSaku AU Three-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,035 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Cheerleader Blues by Angelreira23 reviews
Sakura has a bet to get Sasuke's 'soaked' underwear but seems like Sasuke is smarter in letting her have them
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Twenty Truths About The Naruto Cast by TheNarator reviews
A collection of Twenty Truths style oneshots. I read a few and decided to try one, so this is the result. I did Naruto first, cause he's my favorite character. I will do adults later but Konoha 12 and Sand Sibs come first. REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,839 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Naruto U.
Sparks and Stars by Lady Vicca reviews
or twenty-two random facts about herself Hermione Granger never told anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Odds and Ends by Cuboid reviews
Why was Itachi Uchiha - a passive, arrogant, legendary ex-ANBU - stuck in her mind like an incurable infection?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,739 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Venom by BlushingLotus reviews
When Sakura becomes infected with a deadly poison, she must turn to one of her male teammates for a cure. That is, if she can handle the steamy antidote. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 146 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rock The Rolls by Riz-I reviews
Do you like yourself?" "No." "What do you want to change?" "My weight. My face. My hair. My personality... Everything." "Well then Wide-Foreheaded Fat-Ass- let's make you beautiful!" ..Step Five:: Target- Hollister Jeans
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,718 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009
Haengbok! 행복 by Riz-I reviews
Yamanaka, if you want to move on- you have to figure out who murdered you." Great. That ho-bag Karin is stalking my husband and Sakura just threw red wine on her and the carpet. But hey, at least I can walk through walls now... Yeah, being dead sucks...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009
My Savior by Pnkrockninja101 reviews
AU. He couldn't even make it up to her... not until it was too late.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Scarlet Ambiguity by Azure Serenity reviews
Monsoon weather, a disturbing freak-show house and someone from his past -- what could possibly go wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,217 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Ups And Downs Of Marriage by OnlyTheGoodDieYoung reviews
How am I unsatisfying?” He demanded. “You fell asleep last night!” She glared at him accusingly. “Is it a crime to sleep in this household?” He glared back at her. "It is when we're having SEX!" "Well it didn't seem like we were!" He spat back. ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,748 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
through glass by herhellishness reviews
"You said you loved me, you lying bastard!" Because sometimes it is better to ignore the dark and create your own hope. She was like glass to him, and he was as cold as stone, forever a brick wall. "…I never lie."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Problem Solver by CelestialCircumference reviews
TenTen's been frustrated with Neji's lack of loving lately. When she finds out why well, she's all about helping him solve his little problem. Ties into 'One of Those Nights' - no story, pretty much just smut. You've been warned, no kiddies please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Somnambulist by Fifi McFu reviews
It turns out that Sasuke is most promiscuous when he is asleep. ItaSasu, Uchihacest, lemon, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Most Annoying Girl I Ever Met by scribbles of madness reviews
AU. “I get the best feeling in the world when you say ‘get out of my way’ or glare at me because I know, even just for a second, I’ve crossed your mind.” SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Put a little fixing on it by megyal reviews
Back and forth on Sasuke's return.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,811 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Practice Body by Polychromatic Idiosyncrasies reviews
To better herself as a ninja, Ino seeks advice and a "practice body" for her to perfect transferring her mind and possessing a male body. When she offers to trade tips on womanly wiles, Naruto can't say no... or stop grinning pervertedly. NaruIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,776 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
Stromateis by Quillslinger reviews
Five things Uchiha Shisui wished he'd lived to do, and one he didn't. Unrepentantly AU. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,393 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
That's Amore by africana reviews
What makes you so sure I want to go out with you?" Sakura asked, an angry glare beginning to form. His smile grew wider and he placed his left hand on her shoulder. "What woman doesn't want to go out with me?" AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,123 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Simplicity Blossoms When Coercion Dies by Samurai Smee reviews
Sasuke x Neji. Anbu Neji gets poisoned by his enemies, but is found by Team Hebi where a certain avenging Uchiha realizes that not everything in life has to be complicated. Yaoi and my usual dramatic writing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 56,210 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Screw fate! by Writing bunny reviews
Sometimes it pays off to use your brain. Even though thinking hurts.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Dear Little Girls by SullenBee reviews
Speaking of sex, how many of you little girls have had sex?... Naruto's view on fanfics and such. Not suitable for people with "sensitive skin". Naruto, Sasuke and the gang belong to Kishimoto for now.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Final Battle or is it? by BitterKiss reviews
The aftermath of the battle between the Great Uchiha Madara and Haruno Sakura, for SpringFlameFC's contest in deviantART
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Madara U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stormy Weather Ahead by starlesscity reviews
Sasuke and Naruto get caught outside in a storm and have to seek shelter in a cave. Hormones, anger and their rivalry has never had a greater challenge; especially when Naruto starts questioning Sasuke’s sexuality. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,992 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Letters to a Judge by Kamaete reviews
Being a Judge, Sasuke can expect odd letters and cases. As Sasuke, he can expect innocent convicts to befriend him, bonding with his brother, cooking Italian dishes, and dark memories coming to life. DARK. ¡UNDER RECONSTRUCTION!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,915 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Many Clichés in Naruto Fanfiction by Tigerbolt reviews
Tired of cliche, overused plot stories that you see all the time in Naruto fanfiction? Well, this fic will try to make fun of them! Pairings included. Taking requests. Will frequently adjust submiitted chapters. NOTE: WILL UPLOAD LONGER CHAPS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Naruto U.
The Hangover by Gringy Boots reviews
When I woke up, dressed as a slutty sugar plum fairy with one man ugg on, an empty bottle of vodka ducktaped to my hand, smelling of mayonnaise and a picture of Naruto stuck to my chest, I realised last night couldn’t have gone well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Obsessive by Delicate Desires reviews
It's a similar jutsu to the one I usually use. You know, the one where my skin changes color and I look totally bad ass? You must've heard about it before. It's like that, except you only feel the pain. Hidan x Sakura twoshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Sketches by SnowLion no Miko reviews
He was a starving, out of work artist, in need of a model. She was a simple waitress, who just happened to have the look he needed. NejiSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,209 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
How the Hatake got his Mask by Orodruin reviews
Was Kakashi born with it on? Did he adopt it in his childhood due to some ugly disfiguration? Was it a legacy of the Hatake clan? In truth, it was born on the most horrible, terrible day of a young Kakashi's life... His first day of school. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Down the Rabbit hole by Alis Volat Propris reviews
To save Neji's life, Ino must use her advanced clan jutsu to enter his mind and pull him out of his coma.But Ino is in deeper water than she can possibly swim. How can she save Neji in his own mind when she can't save herself?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,419 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Neji H., Ino Y. - Complete
mine by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Sakura gets territorial. Over a chair. Seriously.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Age of Innocence by coconutmandarin reviews
“Tell me, Miss Haruno, have you ever been with a man?” And so begins her sexual awakening in the name of art.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 142 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Could Have Been Worse by Sarah1281 reviews
After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 89 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Interrogation Room by Luny Ravings of THE Mad Hatter reviews
SasuSaku It is ironic that the person she's torturing in his head is herself - In which Sakura tortures Sasuke and takes advantage of him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Uchiha Guide to Population Control by buduica reviews
Clans will go to extreme lengths to protect their prized bloodline. Sasuke and Sakura find this out the not-so hard way when the clan's paranoia comes back to haunt them. SakuSasu with hints of SasuNaru and SakuSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Scaredy Weasel by Ghoster.Z reviews
He was afraid of needles and taking his medecine. She was growing impatient and needed him to just take the damn thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 215 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You’re Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while deliving his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 144 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Spur Of the Moment by K and Jazz reviews
Anger is usually a heat of the moment thing. So was having sex on a school desk, during school, without getting caught. What could they say? They were just following Naruto's advice.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The End by ignitesthestars reviews
“I suppose this is the part where you tell me the story of how your love turn to hatred and you strove to overtake me,” he states blandly, as she stands behind him, kunai to his throat. These are the tatters of his bonds twisting around his neck. Choking.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Neji and Sasuke's Bro Talk by metalmiked48
Sasuke and Neji meet up and have a random conversation. They talk about girls and their troubled past. Rated M for language and pervertedness. First fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Home by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. How does your hair stick up like that? Do you notice my mismatched socks? Why are you so amazing? After all of these years, why don’t you see me the way I see you—as a place I can always return to?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Taunted by Delicate Desires reviews
Sakura gets caught spying on Sasuke and Karin. Oneshot. Suigetsu x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Sakura H., Suigetsu H. - Complete
The Great Debate by myfreudianslip reviews
It all started, innocently enough, with a pair of jeans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,343 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Creative Writing by peridotgardens reviews
Appalled by the inaccuracy of Icha Icha Paradise, Sai decides to write his own romance story. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Sai - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts postion with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
A Day Late and a Dollar Short by buduica reviews
Spoilers through Naruto 430. Team Hawk is about to complete its mission, but...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Next Time by Luny Ravings of THE Mad Hatter reviews
SasuSaku Oneshot 'I am going to kill you.' she hissed.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Muse no Jutsu! by Dolphin River reviews
Random Naruto drabbles that can and will strike. Anything from Humor to Tragedy. You've been warned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 12/17/2005
Salutation, Education by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Love in D Minor by extraordinaire reviews
SasuSaku. AU. One-Shot. Because this didn't involve a cello and a violin. This was the song of love. And this song was different. This song had a beginning, but it definitly had no end.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inner Sakura's Obsession by Elsakun reviews
Itachi uses the Tsukiyomi on Sakura and is greeted with a rather foul-mouthed surprise. Rated for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Slice of Heaven by FearTheMightyPen reviews
All of her life, Sakura’s been second best to Naruto and Sasuke… and sometimes… she gets tired of it. NaruSasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Payback by iTravel reviews
Sasuke has rejected Sakura one too many times. Now, she's had enough. She wants to get back at him... How? Let's just say her revenge includes alcohol and dancing atop a bar. She'll show him who really wants who.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,941 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Other Woman by nightDREAMERms reviews
Of course she knew. She was the other woman. The adulteress. The skank. The whore. The slut. She’d heard it all before. It happens when you’re multi-millionaire heiress of Hyuuga Industries. But, for once, the paparazzi would be telling the honest truth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,298 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Fanfiction Writer's Guide by Dolphin River reviews
...to the Galaxy. The Fanfiction Galaxy. Tips and pointers to those who are new to writing fanfiction or for older writers who want to improve. Mild Adult Language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Uchiha Complex by eftee reviews
Sasuke, why don't you ever take it up the ass? -- Naruto's all important question. SasuNaru. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Avenger's Rant by diabolicalrat reviews
Crackish. Sasuke complains about... well, everything. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ultimate ANBU Test by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
The truth behind the lies. Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Sasuke, and a Lie Detector Machine, all revolving in the ANBU exam. Who said the road on becoming ANBU was easy? Sasusaku. CRACK fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 82 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
In A New Light by diabolicalrat reviews
NaruHina. A sequel to A Different Perspective. ::Why is the ramen gone?:: A short series in which Naruto and Hinata feel a bit displaced.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Invitation by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Yo! This is Uchiha Sasuke. I'm inviting all of you to come and watch behind the bushes as I commemorate my birthday celebration. [sasusaku][slightly crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Can't hold my soul in by eftee reviews
Your freedom: gone. Your sanity: lost. Your name: forgotten. Your faith: destroyed. Your heart: somewhere, and though you're bound by chains, you realize you still have your soul, and it's enough to keep you sane. SasuNaruSaku lurve.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,100 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 8/20/2006
Prerequisite by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Team 7 receives some special education to prepare for their next mission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Uchiha Mister Blossom by angel puppeteer reviews
SasuSaku It's a jutsu gone stupidly wrong. And now, the last Uchiha not technically the former Uchiha Sasuke is now... Miss Uchiha Sachi! Goal 1: in progress. Goal 2: Tada! He’s going to be a mother!/UNDERGOING REPAIR.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,311 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
From Those Things We Call Hearts by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Emo by Kindre Turnany reviews
Sasuke hates emos. Rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Scars by lumoslumiere reviews
[Oneshot][SasuSaku]She comes back tonight and they show each other the scars of life. A sequel to Shattered.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Uchiha Sasuke's Mission by eftee reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is a shinobi on a mission. Uchiha Sasuke is a shinobi on a mission... to screw Naruto every place screwable. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Into Sakura's Lair by ohwhatsherface reviews
While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sakura Crisis by angel puppeteer reviews
He should not be here. He should not be feeling this way. So help him God. ‘Give me strength to walk away.’ [Darkfic. SasuSaku. Graphic. Explicit. Strong mature content.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,690 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blood Between by Annwyd reviews
One missed step, and Naruto does die at the Valley of the End. In the aftermath, Sakura does what must be done.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ballerine by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Seven AU ficlet] Sakura is tired of being the center that Sasuke and Naruto dance around. Pairings include SasuSaku, NaruSaku, NaruSasu, and NaruSakuSasu implications.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Those Would Be Fangs, Juliet by brezoflower reviews
[AU, SasuSaku] Sakura dreams about a vampire that, strangely, she is not afraid of. Then, during her first day as a senior in high school, she meets a boy who resembles him just a little too closely...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 236 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Letters by Lisea18 reviews
Itachi wrote letters never meant to be given to Sasuke. Plunge into Itachi's mind. This story is dedicated to my reviewers.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Better Fox Trap by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Seveness] When Tsunade gives Sakura and Sasuke a mission to change Naruto's bad eating habits, it'll take every ounce of intelligence, creativity, and cunning they have to do it. [NaruSasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,993 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Marriage? by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
“Do you? Haruno Sakura” blah blah “take Uchiha Sasuke” blah blah “to be your husband? blah blah “to be with this man for the rest of your freakin days?” [sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Muffy's Version of a Blanket Fic by Muffytaj reviews
Come on, we all know this cliche. It's cold, snowing, and a boy and girl have to survive somehow...such a pity Sasuke doesn't have a romantic bone in his body.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
To Broken Men by Muffytaj reviews
NaruSakuSasuKaka. A mix of all genres, because team 7 encompasses everything from angst and action, to crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,999 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Survial Training by typecast reviews
NaruSasuSaku blanket!fic. Team 7 thinks that it's just going to be a routine mission. But a freak blizzard quickly dispels that assumption and the trio finds that they're mission has now turned into something entirely different... Slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Complete
Memento by ikimi reviews
“Not bad,” she said, “if you plan to go around killing mansized trees.” Sasuke sneered. Rated M because of Tayuya's dirty mouth. No pairings...unless you really want there to be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Sasuke U., Tayuya - Complete
Three Weeks, She Sleeps by Annwyd reviews
Without Sakura, Team 7 falls apart. Kakashi sees this all too well, and he's almost surprised that he can't accept it. [NaruSasu] [Implied KakaRin] [Hints of NaruSasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Revelations by Dolphin River reviews
Team Seven's personal thoughts when they finally meet up after 3 years. The same scene as seen by all four of the team members.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Transfer by ailourophile reviews
NaruSasuNaru. Sasuke's Sharingan activates at an..inappropriate time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/19/2005 - Published: 2/5/2005
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Learning the Ropes reviews
Nothing could have prepared Orochimaru for what did stand in the doorway: it was a girl. With pink hair. And she was saying, "My name is Sakura Haruno of the leaf, and I want to join you. I want to become strong."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,142 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Smile reviews
He was supposed to write a letter for Sakura's birthday, and worse, attend the party.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Warmth reviews
Of all the missions to get trapped in a snowstorm!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Growing reviews
"It's okay," she consoled. "Naruto's is still smaller." Sakura, Sasuke, and a hot spring-what could go wrong? Oh, that's right. Everything. M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Belong reviews
At Orochimaru's base, Sasuke has gotten used to many things—the scent of blood, the scent of snakes, the scent of clean, cold medical tools, the clichéd smell of despair. Sasuke knows what to expect at Orochimaru's base, and this is not it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Duet reviews
In which team 7 is a string quartet, and music is the only way to get Sasuke to open up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ruthless reviews
He'd trained his body to become the perfect machine for this kind of job, moving without thought and well-tuned. How did somebody as emotional as her manage to carry out assassinations? For the love of god, she had pink hair.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,030 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Circle's End reviews
Sasuke ends the cycle of hatred the only way he can. Sakura helps. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Like a Ninja reviews
"Is that..." "I think it might be. Look at the hair." "But—but—he's wearing…a…an…" "Yeah. Hmph, Jonin… they're all off the deep end." Utter, delicious crack, nudity, bribery, and the color pink. Vague SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete