TheSolitaryNoodle
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Joined 11-24-07, id: 1428594, Profile Updated: 04-29-09
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello, fluffies of the fanfiction world (:

My name’s Ellie, and I am fourteen years old. I am lacking in a life, to be frank. But oh well. Who needs one?

I really hate my pename, but I can’t be asked to change it. So there.

My friends mean the world to me. And, seeing as what happened with my last batch of friends, that’s quite hard for me to say. But I mean it.

My loves in life are strawberry milkshake, roleplay (Only Bebo - ask if you want links), writing and drawing. I like to say ‘fluffy’ and ‘bubbuzsh’. Woo. Aren’t I cool?

STEPHENIE MAYER IS NOT THE NEXT JK ROWLING. HARRY POTTER SHOULD NOT ‘MOVE OVER’. THIS IS FACT.

I have a shared account on this with Danie (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1323473/the-purple-black) who is very awesomeful, and that account is http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1855122/sisters-noir. Go in it, fools! Even though there’s nothing there… yet.

I love to make friends over the Interwebs. So click the mail button… you know you want to…

Sweeney Todd, Harry Potter and Lost are my main fandoms, and if you want to diss Twilight, I'm your gal. Jack and Desmond are the phittest guys on the island, closely followed by the adorableness that is Boone… I got you some pens… x) Hurley’s cute too… as in huggable, not sexy :P Sorry Hurley. Love youu. Sawyer is icky. ICKY, I tell you!! But he’s still pretty awesome. Locke over Ben any day.

I love all Tim Burton's work, and Pirates of the Caribbean. I HATE Twilight (ask if you want a Breaking Dawn rant). King Julian from Madagascar is the sexiest thing ever to be animated. 'Nuff said.

Done. Ellie out. Adieu. Pink mascara and bubbles, Ellie xxxx

Update from 5/03/09
I am on an Internet ban. I’ve only managed to do this because I’m on a school computer, pretending to do English homework. Ooh, rebel. Yeah, as soon as I raise £250-£300 to buy a new laptop, I’ll be back on just like the good’ol’days :) I’ve got roughly £140 at the mo. But I am writing loads on my now-Internetless laptop, so expect more updates than you can shake a banana-cosy at when I can get back.
PS – Yes, I said banana-cosy. No, they are not make-believe. My friend has one. So :P

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Power, Wealth and Social Status by Excessively Complex reviews
This is the story of the life of Bellatrix Black; a life ruled by power, wealth and social status. Split into two parts, the story loosely follows that of the Harry Potter books along with some added twists for drama. Voldemort/Bellatrix
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 171,726 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 12/19/2007 - [Voldemort, Bellatrix L.] Lucius M., Narcissa M.
His Fool by TastyAsItGets reviews
There was one reason why Bellatrix hated Sirius so much: he was a pompous jerk. It also happened to be the reason why she was insanely attracted to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,646 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
Early Days by fairmaidofkent reviews
At seventeen, Lucius Malfoy wants respect, power, and sex. Narcissa Black wants nothing to do with him. Not that it matters; Lucius has no interest in a prissy little snob anyway. Obviously, they were a perfect match. *Not for anyone under the legal age*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,021 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Princess Sweeney and the Amazing Rick Man by Professor Cassandra reviews
No one throws a Halloween party quite like the Death Eaters, as you, dear readers, will soon discover. Whether you will find yourself amused by their drunken antics or scarred for life is beyond this author. Hopefully a little of each. Happy Halloween!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Lord Voldemort and the Purple Roadmonkeys by Professor Cassandra reviews
Maintaining a dark and evil reputation is undoubtedly stressful, so once per year the Dark Lord and his followers take a much needed holiday. This year he has decided to form a biker gang most deadly, and only one name will suffice: The Purple Roadmonkeys
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,977 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Exiled by POTC Freak reviews
Bellatrix chose to forsake the world in favor of the Dark Lord. Narcissa decided to abstain from non pureblood human contact when she married Lucius. And Andromeda, well, Andi was burned off the family tree.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,509 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Bellatrix L., Andromeda T.
The Shadow Proves The Sunshine by Pamena reviews
After a misunderstanding, Mrs. Lovett finds herself in Bedlam. It’s up to Mr. Todd and Toby to rescue her before she really does lose her mind.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,611 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Azkaban: My Home Away From Home by a drop of golden sun reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange, convicted torturer of Frank and Alice Longbottom, known Death Eater and rumored psychopath, has finally broken out of Azkaban prison. To celebrate this impossible feat, she writes a letter to her sister Narcissa. One Shot/Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
No One Will Miss Me by Valentina-Lestrange reviews
I just wish someone would miss the real me this Christmas. I wish someone would be lonely without me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Annual Death Eater Beach Trip by Professor Cassandra reviews
You probably think of Voldemort and his Death Eaters as terrible, heartless people, and you are normally correct. But for one week every year, they are able to escape the stress of the wizarding world by going on vacation…the muggle way!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,698 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Brightest In The Sky by Eriala reviews
Book five AU. Companion to "If This Were A Riddle." Questions lead Bella to Sirius, and love of her lord leads to her downfall. Not good!Bella, but human!Bella. Bellatrix/Voldemort. Slight Bella/Sirius. Rating for torture, nongraphic sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,311 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
Surveys by Royal Typewriter reviews
Exactly that--Sweeney Todd characters fill out those Myspace surveys. Just for fun, you know? New Lucy chapter!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,095 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008
Till Avada Kedavra Do Us Part by Professor Cassandra reviews
Ivana D. Vorce, the most esteemed marriage counselor in London, is about to receive a visit from the wizarding world's most dysfunctional couple: Bellatrix and Rodolphus Lestrange. What could go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
The Dark Mart by Professor Cassandra reviews
Even Death Eaters need to stock up on the necessities sometimes, and Lord Voldemort must provide. So how does the malevolent Dark Lord handle this daunting task? Why, he goes shopping, of course! This is my first fan fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Hurt or Please by how I live now reviews
A v. short drabble about Draco and his mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Death Drinkers by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Crack. Voldemort invites the Malfoys, the Lestranges, and Greyback over for a game of I Never which descends into drunken chaos. WARNINGS: for heavy drinking, cussing, and sexual references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
This is Not What I Planned by KaleidoscopeVintage reviews
Little did they know when they all rebelled against the status quo that life was about to become a confusing journey of love, loss, secrets and acceptance. Mainly Ryella. Incy wincy Troypay, Troyella, maybe Troyelsi.
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 11/22/2007
101 Chapters Why Severus Snape Hates His Life by elemesnedene reviews
Snape, Voldemort, Death Eaters – and a good deal of misery for everyone concerned. No romance, no deep plot themes. Just humor, randomness, and a whole lot of colorful insults being thrown around between characters. Rated “M” for foul language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,602 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Severus S., Lucius M.
Making Friendship Bracelets For The Death Eaters by Avada Cruimperio reviews
They may be called Death Eaters, but this group of minions are anything but evil, and they've decided to replace the Dark Mark with something much more fashionable... friendship bracelets!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,025 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Death Eaters Are Us by Flashyfirebird reviews
A Death Eater parody. Features a rather OOC Voldemort, an exasperated Snape, and a perpetually annoyed Bellatrix. Chapter 8: Draco sees something he rather wishes he hadn't...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,534 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006
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The Twisted Diaries of an Azkaban Escapee reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange's diary, from her trial onwards. Very funny, I hope with lots of Random Twists... starring, of course, Bella, but you'll see some other familiar faces there to - Sirius, Fudge, Narcissa, Rodolphus, etc. Rated 'T' for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,598 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B.
Bella reviews
Bellatrix Black is fifteen, and this is a story of her School life. Meet the girl Azkaban took away. Also co stars Narcissa, Andromeda, Sirius, Regulus, and Lucius Malfoy. Contains others too.Rated T for language. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,942 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Bellatrix L.
A Battle of Wills, And Other Things reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange, Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy are competing to see who can become Lord Voldemort's Most Faithful Servant. Appearances from Draco, Voldy, Narcissa, Wormtail, Rodolphus and other random Death Eaters. Humor. During DH, so spoilers ther
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,933 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Bellatrix L., Severus S.
Babysitting with the Blacks reviews
What happens when the three Black sisters - Bellatrix, Andromeda and Narcissa - are forced to babysit their baby cousins, Sirius and Regulus? Only chaos. Please read, and a review wouln't be too bad either. -hint-hint- Humor. Ages are cannon and stuff...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,590 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B.
50 Ways to Annoy the Death Eaters and Voldemort reviews
Yes, I know there are 250billion others of these, but this is my version. A list of how to annoy Bellatrix, Narcissa, Lucius, Fenrir, Draco, Macnair, CrabbeAndGoyle, even Voldy himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Just A Little Girl reviews
Songfic to Amy Studt's Just A Little Girl. Bellatrix, sixteen years old and on her second mission, has a bit of a tough time proving she's not your average girl to the other Death Eaters. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
To Bella And Cissy reviews
My take on how Andromeda Black ran away from the life of a Pureblood daughter. Slightly different to others, I think. Features Ted Tonks, Narcissa and mentions of Bellatrix. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Andromeda T., Narcissa M. - Complete
Mix reviews
A Pureblood who's fallen in love with a Mudblood... who would have thought? Not quite who you think... yes, it's Bellatrix Lestrange/Ted Tonks at Hogwarts. Weird pairing, I know. Other pairings, too. TTBL. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bellatrix L., Ted T. - Complete
Weddings and Rabbits reviews
At the Black/Malfoy wedding, Lucius and Rodolphus see each other in a new light. SLASH. LuciusRodolphus, some RodolphusBellatrix and LuciusNarcissa. Written for a challenge. ONESHOT. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Rodolphus L., Lucius M. - Complete
Don't Talk To Strangers reviews
R&R please. Set before Bellatrix goes to Azkaban. One of the first lessons a mother teaches her child. When Nymphadora Tonks is five, and she goes to the park on her own, she learns the consequences in no other form than her Auntie Bella... ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2007 - N. Tonks, Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas Harry Potter style reviews
Woo! The Harry Potter version of Twelve Days of Christmas sing along if you want. Features Harry, Ron, Hermione, Remus, Dobby, Sirius, Dumbledore, Hagrid, Voldemort, Luna, Draco and JK herself. Minor, unimportant spoilers. Please review. Hope you like it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete