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Author has written 23 stories for Bones, Child's Play, Last Vampire series, Shadow Children series, Hunger Games, Final Destination, Saw, Halloween, Misc. Movies, Fear Street series, Misc. Books, Divergent Trilogy, Darkest Hour, Total Drama series, Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction, Furnace series, My Little Pony, and Minecraft.

MY FAVORITE BOOK SERIES'


The Hunger Games
Ranger's Apprentice
The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod
Warriors
Fear Street
Percy Jackson & Heroes of Olympus

FUTURE PROJECTS

What Not To Do In The Hunger Games -Coming Soon!-

Description: Simple rules of what not to do in the Hunger Games.

SNEAK PEEK: When the gong rings, don't ask "What's for dinner?"

Spilled Blood -Coming Soon!-

Description: The sequel to Only One!

Hidden: A House Of Night Novel -Coming Soon!-

Description: The tenth book in the series. No further information is available.

Final Destination: Burned Out -IN MOTION-

Description: The sequel to Final Destination: From Past To Future. When a man from a group of people on a hike has a premonition of the trail burning down, he saves half of the group including himself. Doing so, he makes Death angry. Now Death has released his most shocking, terrifying design yet. Will anyone make it out of this destructive fight for survival?

Rating: T, and possible M in later chapters for future gore and violence.

IN-PROGRESS

Superhuman: The 652nd Hunger Games, Seniors: The Year Begins, Final Destination: Cross The Line, Only One and more!

CANCELLED

Fighting For You: This was going to be a story about someone who's girlfriend died in the Hunger Games. The next year, he volunteers for his district to show the Capitol that what they're doing is completely wrong. (He starts a min-rebellion that becomes what is finally ignited in THG.)

Total Drama Survival: You can already read what was going to happen, but I had to cancel it for lack of inspiration.

Here is the form for my Hunger Games SYOT. I have the tributes but there is going to be sequels.

Name:

Age:

District:

Personality:

Appearance:

District Token:

Weaknesses:

Strengths:

Weapon of Choice:

Reaped or Volunteered:

Alliance(yes or no):

Interview Angle:

1. Cato

2. Gale

3. Annie

4. Katniss

5. Madge

6. Prim

7. Johanna

8. President Snow

9. Rue

10. Wiress

11. Enobaria

12. Peeta

1. Have you ever though of Six and Eleven as best friends?

Uh, I don't think Prim knew Enobaria.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

About a 6/10, but not that hot.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Are you kidding me? Peeta getting Pres. Snow preggers. What a sick world

4. Can you recall an awesome thing about Nine?

Everything, Rue's generally awesome.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Uh... NO! Gale and Prim makes NO sense...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Peeta/Rue or Peeta/Wiress? Yeah, neither because I doubt he'll be picking up girls nowhere in his age range.

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Cato and Pres. Snow? I'm sure Peeta'd kill Pres. Snow for cheating on him.

8. What score would you give to Five if you were the Gamemaker?

Maybe an eight, I don't know.

9. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Cato and Johanna are in a happy relationship until Rue runs off with Johanna. Cato, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Enobaria and a brief unhappy affair with Prim, then follows the wise advice of Madge and finds true love with Peeta.

I'd read it, lol.

10. Does anyone on your friends’ list read 3 hot?

No.

11. Does anyone on your friends’ list write or draw eleven?

No.

12. Would anyone on your friends’ write Two/Four/Five?

I seriously doubt they'd write a Gale/Katniss/Madge.

14. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Johanna walked in on Gale and Peeta. She'd get out her video camera, then show it to everybody to embarass them.

15. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve in a love scene?

The Boy With The Bread and The Bitchy Victor.

16. What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

What the hell would Wiress be doing trying to pick up Gale?

17. What would be a good title for this?

The Most Unlikely To Happen.

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

Go Johanna, kick some old man ass! Snow ain't got nothin on you!

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Uh, wouldn't think much of it. Madge is just a briefly mentioned character.

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

What the fuck is wrong with you...?

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Gale, I luv you, but never do that again.

22. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for thsmart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

I'd beat her over the head with a 'tick tock'.

23. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

If Finnick was emo, I'd force him at gunpoint to be normal again. Then we'd have an intervention with Annie, Katniss, Peeta and other close friends.

24. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

"Thank you Katniss. But, shouldn't Peeta be receiving this? He's the one you married, not I."

25. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Prim, oh Prim, you silly goose. I'll just buy a new one.

26. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and start to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Um... Why are Johanna, Rue, and Katniss singing 'Friday'? There is something off about this...

27. What if (2) and (11) were your teachers?

Gale and Enobaria? I'd just admire Gale, and in Enobaria's class I'd say "You a hoe-hoe!" at random times to piss her off.

28. What would (8) say if (1) and (5) got married?

Snow would pass out roses for everyone, especially Finnick and Madge.

29. Would (2) most likely be related to (10) or (9)?

Gale related to Rue or Wiress. Rue, because District 11 is closer than District 3.

30. What would (6) most likely be buying at Target?

Goat feed.

31.The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two.

Well, I am personally thanking you because I luv Gale.

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Oh hey Finnick! What do you want no- KEEP YO DAMN HANDS OFF GALE!

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

Hell to the YES is my answer!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

GET OUT, now is not the time to make poo Annie!

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Uh, Katniss and Rue? Fuck naw!

5 cooked you dinner?

Thanks, Madge!

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Prim looks so cute when she's asleep.

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Johanna and I would be like this *crosses fingers* from that point on. But not in an incestuous way. All the lovin' goes to Gale.

8 got into the hospital somehow?

Pulling your life support, Snow!

9 made fun of your friends?

Rue would never!

10 ignored you all the time?

I'd mmake ignoring me very hard for Wiress. Tick Tock, bitch.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

He'd help me because we're a thing. He'd carry me away to the hospital, like normal boyfriends.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Katniss would help me escape, then one day we'd look back on it and laugh.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Stop me, cuz in her brief appearances, she seemed very nice.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

She will help me out of the ARRANGED marriage with Wiress because Prim is nice like that.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Johanna would help me out with it becuase we're family (apparently) and we're like this *crosses fingers again*.

You're angry about it afterward, how does 8 calm you down?

President Snow calms me down by threatening my life if I don't.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Rue'd be there cheering me on, because we're besties!

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

She wouldn't. Wiress would be on the floor, muttering tick tock.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

I dreamed of Finnick? Um, no. I don't think so.

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Gale should never want Rue.

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Anyone but Annie!

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Katniss loves Rue, too? I can smell an intervention already.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

No, Madge and Prim wil NEVER EVER kiss.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

I'd think, Johanna would rather not say my haircut is cute because she wants to maintain her tough exterior.

Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?

I'd tell Snow he's never been as right in his life.

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

Yes, Rue would never do anything to my food to hurt me. She's too nice.

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

Wiress would be fired after a few days because they'll eventually realize that all she can say is tick tock and can't work.

1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?

I dunno.

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

Katniss slaps Rue with a fish for going out with Johanna. That's a reasonable reaction for a 12 year old going out with someone twice their age.

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

You look very beautiful Madge! *whispers too low to hear* Gale looks hotter though.

6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?

I doubt that Prim would cuss Gale out in German. And why is Annie being creepy?

8 reads your Fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

He complains because he'll never get a mention. EVER.

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills soda all over him?

Yes, because Rue definitely hates Finnick. THEY NEVER MET.

Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?

I'll swim with Annie, just as long as we aren't close by.

4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?

Katniss vs. Johanna. Johanna would beat Katniss' ass.

5 is having a birthday party and he picks a theme. What is it?

Um... Mockingjays and strawberries? From what we know about her?

6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

Prim and Finnick would be discussing...uh...fish? Goats? ANIMALS?

7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does he do?

First off, Johanna would not stalk Wiress home and don't be creepy Rue.

1,3,5,6 each want to kill 4. Why?

Finnick, Annie, Madge and Prim want to kill Katniss. No, just no.

5 and 6 each get accepted into separate rival secret organizations bent on creating a hobo-powered death beam before the other does! WHAT HAPPENS!!

Prim would hire Katniss to beat down Madge.

4 dies, how does 1 and 10 react to it?

Finnick and Wiress would cry their hearts out, but at least Katniss will be able to join Prim and Rue in heaven!

If 2 asked a random question to 10, what would 10 answer?

I have no clue what Wiress would answer.

6 is stuck in a cave with a huge monster. There is a sword s/he can use to fight against it, but it's lying on the other side of a pit of tarantulas and 9's boogers. Does he make a reach for the sword, and can he fight back against the monster?

Yes, Prim will fight. She'd kill it with her innocence!

Make up an e-mail address for 6:

I Love Animals @ Panem . com

You are a... (Bold what you are)

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides. You are hydrophobic.

6/10

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water. Your favourite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobic.

7/10

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be) You write in diary/journal/blog. You feel most active at night.

0.5/10

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals.You’re a vegetarian You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

2/10

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights (well, sometimes...). You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something.

1/10

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card (Well, only in gym but I don't think that counts). You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

1/10

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight A's in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

3/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general A deer is one of your favorite animals. You can shoot targets. You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun. Zoe Nightshade is awesome. You love wild animals. You spend most ofyour time outdoors. You love to move around the place. Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

6/10

(Eh.)

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren’t afraid of fire.

6/10

(I saw it coming. But it's cool to know I would've been a Fire User!)

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorrite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

1/10

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends. You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class.You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You’ve never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

4/10

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute.. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad.

1/10

So, I'm a Son of Poseidon or Zeus! That's awesome! Then again, Hera'll be on my ass like fire on wood if I'm a Son of Zeus.

was told to put this on page if I laughed. This is funny lol

1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DONT BE TICKED OFF ( L0OK AT #13)
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI...LOL
8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )
13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)
14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)
(Put it on your page if you laughed

They pushed her down a sewer.

About 6 years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broke from hitting the ladder, her face peeeled off from the side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...They believed them.

FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his swower. He started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep. 5 hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise. David was gone. That morning, a few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, in the dark, his neck broke and his face skin peeled off.

If you don't repost this saying "she was pushed" or "they pushed her down a sewer" then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet or the shower. When you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, and then Carmen will come and kill you.

People that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. (but the truth is i don't even like the devil)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (Hell no!)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (only anime)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I have no problem whatsoever with the vampire one. *smiles evilly*


Put this on your
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Naruto!

Have an American history teacher explain this-- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.
Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford'.

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Try And Read This

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Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

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If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a dream involving any fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you haven't and never will smoke, drink, (Like get drunk and do something stupid. Occasional wine and church wine is fine) and do drugs and are proud of it, (Which you are!) copy this into your profile.

92% of the teenage population would die if Abercombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8% that would be laughing your butt off.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

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If you have ever crashed into a wall while you are NOT on a sugar high, copy onto profile.

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetballs? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy (which I am) but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Fun things to do on the elevator!

SMACK your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

WHISTLE the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

OFFER name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

ON the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

MEOW occasionally.

STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

SAY -DING at each floor.

WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

WEAR a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

WEAR 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

TRY to make a personal call on the emergency phone.

DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

TRY to order pizza from the emergency phone.

ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

LISTEN to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

SWAT at flies that don't exist.

OFFER to sell "preowned" gum to the other passengers.

SHOUT "I love this song" and start tapping your foot and humming to the tune-when no music is being played.

STOP at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyone's nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
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If you post this in the next 4 minutes your crush will:
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
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My aura is yellow.

'Your aura is yellow. Yellow is said to represent spontaneity and liveliness. Yellow auras indicate people who are dominantly blissful but oftentimes blind themselves to troubles. People tend to like to be around those with a yellow aura but get easily irritated with their ignorance of the everyday problems of life. Yellow auras mean that you are almost always happy, but when you are sad you feel crushed beyond repair.
People with yellow auras lead long, happy lives but never are able to maintain stable friendships because they fail to recognize problems when they arise.
Compatible with white and green auras.'

Take the quiz for yourself! http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/17782549/what-colour-is-your-aura

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Grey Wingtips and Optical Blasts by solluxfaic reviews
The twelve of you had escaped the genetic engineering labs three years ago. You all now live spread out in a small town. You, Karkat Vantas, live in a cramped apartment with your best friend and fellow mutant. But you begin feeling things more than just friendship for him. Rating may go up in later chapters. Will try to update regularly.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,050 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Karkat V., Sollux C.
The Legend of Benja and Bacca by Cenobia100 reviews
Mitch and Jerome, A Boy and A Bacca, brought together and raised in Mitch's village for two years until they were eighteen. Then tragedy strikes, and Mitch's parents and village and killed and burned. Now left with only each other, the two boys go on an adventure to find friendship, happiness, and truth, as they realize their feelings to each other. (MEROME or ASFCanadian)
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,562 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 7/20/2013
The Misadventures of a curious Hunter by CrazyChibiSama reviews
A Hunter follows the Survivors and gets into some rather stupid situations, and learns a lot about how hard it is to be human. Chapter 43... the road ahead.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 164,379 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Hunter
American Horror Stories: Dust by diam0ndfri3s reviews
Spinning off from the hit TV series, "American Horror Story", this mini series follows the life of two young adults caught in the legendary 1930s Dust Bowl. With story lines ranging from satanic rituals to a family of cannibals, this tale of terror provides both shock and horror.
American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 2/1
Watch Us Run by xxxdolphinmelodyxxx reviews
Part 2 of the Doctor & Clara's story: With mysteries everywhere they go, the Doctor and Clara try to find the answers. The biggest mystery by far is Bronwin, a woman almost as Impossible as the Impossible Girl herself. The Doctor has his suspicions which seem to be confirmed, but that only creates more questions which doesn't help them when 'The Darkness' begins to get closer...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 55 - Words: 128,830 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 3/23/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
American Horror Story: Coven (season two) by PatientG2573 reviews
A second season for those who are upset we won't get one. This story takes place a couple months after the rise of the new Supreme.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/7 - Kyle S., Cordelia F., Queenie, Zoe B.
Doctor Whooves Episode 19: The Rifts by The 1597 Faceless Writer reviews
Colgate crosses paths with Clockwork and Bright Eyes following her arrival in the tourist-centered, mysterious country of Elmheim. Upon crossing paths with Matilda and a universally-displaced Daring Do, the group sets out into the jungle to discover the hotspot for dimensional rifts in the Equestrian universe. But their trip to the rift epicenter will be far from simple.
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,943 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Doctor Whooves, Daring Do - Complete
The Walking Dead Video Game - Season Two by TheGeorgieB reviews
In The Walking Dead, the everlasting struggle to survive continues as the number of walkers only seems to rise, and finding survivors who can be trusted becomes more and more of a challenge. As Clementine and her group are about to realise, the greatest struggle is not with the dead, but with the living, when they are confronted by a devastating evil in the form of The Sheriff.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,906 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 5/15/2013
The Aperture Games by vifetoile89 reviews
President Snow has made an unprecedented choice for the 75th Quarter Quell: the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. But there are more things below the earth than are dreamt of in his philosophy, including robots, opera, and a mute lunatic. AU.
Crossover - Portal & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,860 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Chell, Katniss E. - Complete
Doctor Whooves Episode 18: The Mystery of Colgate by The 1597 Faceless Writer reviews
Upon returning to Ponyville, the Doctor learns that there's a new mare in town by the name of Colgate and that she desperately needs his help. When a chance encounter leads to Twilight and Pinkie Pie getting trapped in the past, the Doctor will have to solve the mystery behind Colgate's curse as well as learn her connection to an ancient and lonely creature.
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,196 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Donna N., Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Doctor Whooves - Complete
Fury of the Wolf by teh-ena reviews
Rose Tyler and the metacrisis Doctor have built a happy life for themselves in the alternate universe. But when the "Bad Wolf" phrase starts appearing and Pete's World is threatened by an old enemy, it is up to Rose and the Doctor to defend the Earth at all costs.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,515 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
Time Trax of the DEAD by Draco38 reviews
Takashi stood on a hill, his dead lover at his feet, her sword in his hand. He was awaiting the nuclear fire that would end it all. As it washes across him, he blanks out...but why is there a alarm clock buzzing in his head? A story for a challenge sent to me by VA842867. AU, all characters plus a few extras. Updated for content, spelling and word usage 1/3/14.
Highschool of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 148,732 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Complete
Late Night Frights by the homo club reviews
Michael is very protective over Gavin, and he doesn't let anything that scares him get off with only a mere warning. Mavin, or Michael/Gavin from RoosterTeeth. Complete fluff, T only for Michael's mouth.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Complete
Doctor Whooves Episode 17: Angie the Great by The 1597 Faceless Writer reviews
The Equestrian and changeling armies have suffered greatly from the battle. Esmeralda is ready to end the war once and for all and sets her sights on the last safe haven in Equestria: Canterlot. As Donna ventures into the Changeling Castle to find Esmeralda's greatest weakness; the Doctor, Twilight, and Angie take charge and Angie goes beyond what she ever expected of herself.
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,657 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Donna N., Twilight Sparkle, Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Doctor Whooves - Complete
SkyShorts Season 1 by KittyJen1337 reviews
Experience first-hand the misadventures of Sky and all his famous Minecraft friends. The sequel series to my other successful stories.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,267 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Complete
Doctor Whooves Episode 16: A Country at War by The 1597 Faceless Writer reviews
The Doctor, Twilight, and Derpy decide to take Donna to Equestria. However, they accidentally end up in the year 56, where Equestria is currently caught in a bloody war with the newly-founded Changeling Empire. When Derpy and Donna are taken captive, the Doctor and Twilight must team up with a hardened Celestia and a simple farmmare in order to stop the merciless Queen Esmeralda.
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,765 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Donna N., Twilight Sparkle, Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Doctor Whooves - Complete
Cops N' Robbers: The Squids Return by KittyJen1337 reviews
Sky and Dawn are married, but have a few problems in their marriage. However, when Dawn is kidnapped by the Squids, who threaten to turn everyone in GeoCity into humanoid squids, can Sky stop them and rescue Dawn?
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,616 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Cops 'N Robbers: Sky's Adventures by KittyJen1337 reviews
When Sky, Ssundee, Dawn, Jerome, and HuskyMudkipz are sent to the Minecraftia prison, can they escape and avoid the sword of the guard and officer Deadlox?
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,109 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Complete
I Just Know Who by xxxdolphinmelodyxxx reviews
Part 1 of the Doctor & Clara's story: He suffered losses which hurt him but when he met Clara, she helped him move on. With her, he managed to take control of his life and live the way he'd always dreamt of. With her, he was happy again. Now they travel together but are followed by many mysteries surrounding Clara and another woman with many names. Will they figure it out in time?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 100,876 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Doctor Whooves Episode 15: The Christmas Ponies by The 1597 Faceless Writer reviews
The Doctor, Twilight, and Derpy finally arrive in the Doctor's universe, and just in time for Christmas. The Christmas cheer ends, however, when a group of odd enemies attacks a cozy country hotel. In order to defeat these strange foes, Derpy will have to face something from her past and Twilight will have to help the Doctor reunite with a lost friend.
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,941 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Donna N., Twilight Sparkle, Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Doctor Whooves - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unfortunate Son Redux by Beletrium reviews
THIS IS THE RE-WRITTEN VERSION OF MY ORIGINAL STORY. AU. What if Harry begins at Hogwarts on good terms with Dudley? What if Quirrell isn't evil? What if Harry befriends someone unlikely? This story begins when Harry learns about Hogwarts. This is the first of what will hopefully be seven 'books'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,509 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Harry P.
Doctor Whooves Episode 14: Work of Fiction by The 1597 Faceless Writer reviews
The Doctor, Twilight, and Derpy head off to the Doctor's home dimension, but something goes wrong and they instead end up in a dimension where they were merely fictional characters in television shows. Things get even more complicated when they end up separated at a certain My Little Pony convention alongside two fans and a mysterious figure with an odd arsenal of powers appears.
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,622 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Doctor Whooves - Complete
Doctor Whooves Episode 13: Clockwork and the Doctor by The 1597 Faceless Writer reviews
The Doctor has been living in Ponyville for several weeks now and Hearth's Warming Eve is just around the corner. However, the peace is shattered when a mysterious stallion from another dimension named Clockwork appears. As the a dark nightmare wreaks havoc, Twilight is forced to examine her true feelings for the Doctor and Clockwork must face the fate of his wife, Twilight Sparkle
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,741 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Spike, Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Doctor Whooves - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unfortunate Son by Beletrium reviews
CURRENTLY BEING RE-WRITTEN. SEE LAST CHAPTER FOR DETAILS. AU. What if Harry begins at Hogwarts on good terms with Dudley? What if Quirrell isn't evil? What if Harry befriends someone unlikely? This story begins when Harry learns about Hogwarts. This is the first of what will hopefully be seven 'books'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 197,496 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Doctor Whooves Episode 12: A Dalek in Celestia's Court by The 1597 Faceless Writer reviews
The Doctor, Twilight, Derpy, and the others return to 1002 and arrive right in the middle of Canterlot a mere five minutes after their original departure. They arrive to find a troubled pair of alicorn sisters and an eccentric stallion who knows the Doctor well. However, they also come across a Dalek who has named Princess Luna as its next target.
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,447 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Princess Celestia, Doctor Whooves - Complete
Doctor Whooves Episode 11: Parents' Day by The 1597 Faceless Writer reviews
The Doctor heeds to Applejack's request and has the TARDIS take them to July 6, 996. It quickly becomes apparent that Applejack has a plan to change a certain event that occurred on this day. But her choice to attempt to change her future could very well lead to the destruction of the entire universe.
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,397 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Doctor Whooves - Complete
Doctor Whooves Episode 10: The Magician and the Angels by The 1597 Faceless Writer reviews
It's been a month since the Mane 6, Derpy, and Spike started traveling with the Doctor. Things suddenly take a turn for the worse when a foil from Twilight's past mysteriously appears in the TARDIS and they all end up trapped in a seemingly-abandoned asteroid base that has a bad infestation.
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,350 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Trixie, Doctor Whooves - Complete
Doctor Whooves Episode 9: Triple Rainbow by The 1597 Faceless Writer reviews
The TARDIS brings the Doctor, Twilight, Derpy, and the others to the Griffin Kingdom in the year 1021. Here they meet a 38-year-old Rainbow Dash training for the Gailenean 1000. Meanwhile, a third Rainbow Dash from an alternate reality appears but with much darker goals in mind.
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,045 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Doctor Whooves - Complete
Doctor Whooves Episode 8: Maiden Voyage by The 1597 Faceless Writer reviews
The Doctor, the Mane 6, Derpy, and Spike travel to 4376 and find themselves on a luxury spaceship called the Queen Philippine, which is currently on its maiden voyage. What starts off as an interesting adventure turns into a fight for survival when the ship loses power and becomes host to some unwanted passengers.
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,098 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Doctor Whooves - Complete
Under the Turning Leaves by fireweed15 reviews
Everyone must take time to sit and watch the leaves turn. – Elizabeth Lawrence
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Soarin, Braeburn - Complete
SAW: Instant Messaging by Mistress Of The Macabre reviews
Instant messaging with some of the characters from Saw. Insanely random. Rated M for language. Enjoy!
Saw - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,036 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Complete
Doctor Whooves Episode 7: The Good, the Bad, and the Derpy by The 1597 Faceless Writer reviews
With Thalia continuing her invasion of Ponyville, Derpy and the others find their last chance at stopping her in the hooves of a future regeneration of the Doctor. Meanwhile, the Doctor teams up with an ally from the past to rescue Twilight and Rainbow Dash and ultimately save the town.
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,369 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Spike, Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Doctor Whooves - Complete
The Conception Anomaly by NoShoesNoShirtNoSheldon reviews
Howard never expected waking up next to his best friend would have so many consequences. MPREG, slash. Howard/Raj. REVIVED.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,959 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Howard W., Rajesh K.
Doctor Whooves Episode 6: A Ponyville Invasion by The 1597 Faceless Writer reviews
The Doctor finally manages to return Twilight to 1002, only to discover that he's brought her back a little bit late. As the suspicious citizens of Ponyville turn on the Doctor, a strange army led by an old foe invades the town.
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,674 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Spike, Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Doctor Whooves - Complete
Doctor Whooves Episode 5: Before the Chaos by The 1597 Faceless Writer reviews
The Doctor and Twilight have picked up a mysterious mare named Matilda who seems to know them pretty well. While they try to uncover Matilda's secrets, they find themselves in Equestria 100 years prior to the birth of Princess Celestia. Here they come across a kind and caring King Discord and his wife, Lily, who holds the key to his descent into chaos.
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,205 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Discord, Doctor Whooves - Complete
Winding Roads by DoctorDash reviews
The world coltcuddler has been floating around the town of Appleloosa as of late, and it always comes around to the earth pony named Braeburn, who himself has since denied any accusations, despite the townsfolk's disbelief. Denial is a new word however, and the the strange pegasus under the name of Soarin seems to want to convince the earth pony he isn't so strange.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,051 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Braeburn, Soarin
Harry Potter And The Bonds Of Time by Vance McGill reviews
Book 1 of Bonds of Time Saga. After an attack, Harry and Ginny Potter find themselves back in time before Harry's first year at Hogwarts. Stuck in the past with no way back, they decide to change the future for the better. Larger summary inside. Time-Travel, Soul-Bond, AU. H/G, R/Hr! COMPLETE! The sequel "Bonds of Time II: Fighting Fate" is currently in progress!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 449,444 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by Spaidel reviews
The characters of the Hunger Games play Truth or Dare.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,751 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012
Doctor Whooves Episode 4: Young Armor by The 1597 Faceless Writer reviews
After leaving Eugora, the TARDIS takes a giant leap through time and sends the Doctor and Twilight to Canterlot in the year 987. Here they come across an 8-year-old Shining Armor who is dreaming of becoming a royal knight. However, a devious villain has set her sights on the young unicorn and it's up to the Doctor and Twilight to save his magic, his life, and his future.
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,752 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Doctor Whooves, Shining Armor, Queen Chrysalis - Complete
Doctor Whooves Episode 3: Aliens Among Us by The 1597 Faceless Writer reviews
The TARDIS takes the Doctor and Twilight to the planet of Eugora in the year 1899. Here they come across a group of pony soldiers, explorers, and scientists. However, the forests of Eugora hide dark secrets and the Doctor, Twilight, and others find themselves facing off against two deadly enemies, and the Doctor knows one of them.
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,068 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Doctor Whooves - Complete
Doctor Whooves Episode 2: The Awakening by The 1597 Faceless Writer reviews
Following an accident with the TARDIS, the Doctor and Twilight find themselves 1000 years in the future. Here they find a futuristic Equestria, a confused Queen Celestia, and a pony from the Doctor and Twilight's future who wants revenge.
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,183 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Doctor Whooves - Complete
Doctor Whooves Episode 1: The Doctor in the Box by The 1597 Faceless Writer reviews
The Doctor suddenly finds himself in the magical land of Equestria and soon discovers that he's regenerated into a pony. As Twilight Sparkle tries to learn more about the Doctor with the help of Spike and Princess Luna, a creature from the Doctor's past arrives in Ponyville with evil intentions.
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,844 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Doctor Whooves - Complete
Black, White, Blue and Rainbow by ChopstickGirl241 reviews
sequel to ApplePies & Banana Cream. WARNING: contains mpreg, YAOI, and character attempted suicide.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,548 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - [Soarin, Braeburn]
Applepies and Banana Cream by ChopstickGirl241 reviews
for the lack of soarin x braeburn, i wrote a fanfic. this was a gift for my friend kyle. sorry if it's a ltitle slow, it's my first clop/pony fic.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/6/2012 - [Soarin, Braeburn] - Complete
Jill's America by ShakenThunder reviews
What if Sidney hadn't woken up at the hospital? What if Gale and Dewey hadn't pieced everything together? What if Jill got away with it? NOW COMPLETE!
Scream - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,746 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Jill R., Kirby R. - Complete
Dying Flame by GoldenMockingjay reviews
A sort of 'what if' story. What if Katniss had saved Rue and died instead? This is my take on how that would have been. Starts from when they set out to blow up the food. Might be a bit of a tear-jerker, depends how you look at it.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Katniss E., Rue - Complete
Vale Decem Equis by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
A Doctor Whoof take on the last scenes of "The End of Time".
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Doctor Whooves, Ditzy Doo
Back to Basics, Back to Reality by Shawdee reviews
Ian Kabra finally figured out what the vial Amy gave him did, it brought back the four original Cahill’s, only so much younger. Now they must learn what it means to be family again, or suffer the consequence of death.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009
Sly Dog by Numb.Existance reviews
There are thousands of ways to win another's heart, but why should one have to do all the work? AU KibaNaru One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Total Drama Action: The TDI Sequel by Alexander the Phoenix reviews
The TDI sequel, but with NEW characters!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2009
Scream 4: Final Cut by Crazy About Survivor reviews
The final chapter of the Scream series culminates here! As Sydney and friends fight one last time to stay alive, a dark and deep family secret resurfaces its ugly head. Blood is shed in the conclusion to the series! R&R is always appreciated : Thanks
Scream - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,051 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Complete
Furry Happiness by The Crystal Pen reviews
Naruto has always been alone but one day a certain dog comes in to make sure he's never lonely again. One of our, very, earlier works. Also for appretiating dogs. KibaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Albus Potter and the Dungeon of Merlin's Mist by Vekin87 reviews
This is the story of Albus Potter, son of Harry Potter, and his adventures at Hogwarts. 1 of 7 hopefully . Now completely re-edited. R&R NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,381 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Albus S. P. - Complete
National Treasure: Page 47 by BananaPieThiefX reviews
When Ben tries to help the president find his family's lost treasure, Abigail and Riley feel slightly ignored. When they're kidnapped by a revenge seeking Ian, will Ben finally realize what matters most? Trailer and a story. Now Complete!
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,323 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
SOTDBy Gracie Wainright by peggsgrl724 reviews
Sroey by Gracie Wainright submitted to my website http:simonpegg724.
Shaun of the Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,865 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007
Highschool to Pass by TailsofElements reviews
A Highschool Test for Hokage, fighting against Hebi, defeating the Akatsuki, keeping Kyuubi in check, maintaining a relationship with Dogbreath, and becoming Hokage all in one year. Ugh. Lucky girls. They get a party for their sixteenth year. KibaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,596 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Mating Season by IceCreamXD reviews
It's mating season for Naruto, and who does he go to but Sasuke. NaruSasu. Sasuke Mpreg. See Sasuke with Mood swings, cravings, and go happygolucky! See Naruto go crazy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Second Chances by Polkadotdotdot reviews
An different Ending to the film by me. ShaunLiz an a bit of David prodding. Enjoy!
Shaun of the Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Complete
Mistletoe Mishap by Ixionrider reviews
Kiba is throwing an Xmas party. What he wants more than anything is that special someone to share it with him. NaruKiba.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,634 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
There's a Murderer at my Highschool! 2 by xxTumblerxx reviews
hey guys this is a sequel to the first one. please r&r so i will continue to write...enjoy!
Goosebumps - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/1/2006
There's a Murderer at my Highschool! by xxTumblerxx reviews
someone murdered a teacher! now Lisa must figure out who killed her. this summary is the most stupid summary ever! plz! just read the story, its a lot better! and i need reviews to see if im doing well, more chapters comin right now!
Goosebumps - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2006
Winners Keepers by fictioner reviews
A new game show called Winners Keepers is sweeping the nation. If you enter you can win a fabulous prize even if you lose! Sounds like the perfect game show, huh? What people dont know is that the prize for losing is death.
Goosebumps - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/20/2006
Miracle cure by red157 reviews
Happening upon a news report that says the zombie virus can be cured, Shaun goes to extrordinary lengths to get zombie Ed back to normal. Finished! Could carry on if wanted... Please R&R
Shaun of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Complete
New Scary Movie Parodies by Pathas Li reviews
A revised and less controversial version of Scary Movie Parodies...one of my late works. Actually, less scary movie parody stuff and more non-stop humor and Pathas's complaints, no not like the press conference.
Outlaw Star - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2001
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The Rise of the End reviews
Aether, ally of the Sky Army and ruler of the Aether dimension and his army, is recruited for the battle against Enderlox. When Sky is cornered, Aether steps up to save him but Enderlox infects them both, bringing them to the End Army. At times, they regain their normal consciousness and must use these moments to bring the army down. Eventual Skymu, Aetherlox and Merome.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,457 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 5/19/2013
Halloween 3 reviews
Sequel to RZ's series. Laurie has lost her memory of Michael. But now she must face him when he comes back and the body count rises. Rated T for Violence and Murder
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,945 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Laurie S., Michael M. - Complete
Total Drama Revenge Of The Island
My take on the season. New competitors, old competitors, new challenges, and a toxic island to top it all off. Who will win this season of Total Drama?
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,415 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012
Finding Happiness reviews
Braeburn is constantly haunted by his life choices that made him do things that he wishes he never had to do. Soarin' is leading a very tired existence, being chased by fanmares and always reminded of how Spitfire still loves him. When the Wonderbolts come to Appleloosa, everything changes for them and romance blossoms.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Braeburn, Soarin, The Wonderbolts
Superhuman: The 652nd Hunger Games
24 tributes with no memory. 24 tributes with powers. And only one can prevail. Let the 652nd Hunger Games begin.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,925 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Other tributes
Final Destination: Cross The Line
A group of friends plan on going to a local furcon and take a subway train, but their lives spiral downward when one of them has a vision of the train's derailment. Death is back in the first installment of the Shadows of Death series.
Final Destination - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2012
Bloodwatch: The Final Days of Furnace 1 reviews
Below Heaven is Hell. And below Hell is Furnace. Ending Furnace. That's what felon Luke wants. He and some inmates plan to escape and shut the place down for good. Luke becomes suspicious that one of them is a traitor, because as they set begin the escape, the blood watches start, and they're taking the to-be-escapees. Read more in the first chapter of The Final Days of Furnace.
Furnace series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2012
SENIORS Episode One: The Year Begins reviews
Katy Hendrix is not excited for her senior year, or working at the country club. As a lifeguard for the pool, it's her duty to save lives. But when accidents start happening to the employees, can she guard her ex-boyfriend Connor Levy's life, and her own?
Fear Street series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012
Final Destination: Burnout reviews
The sequel to From Past To Future. When a group of people go on a trip in the woods and it turns deadly, one of them has a vision and saves them all. Death is now claiming their lives in his deadliest game yet.
Final Destination - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011
Beyond Belief: Fact Or Fiction 2012 reviews
Welcome to the all new Season 2012 of Beyond Belief. Part One of Episode One containing the story POPULAR GIRL is up. Stay tuned for future episodes!
Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/31/2012
The Darkest Hour: PARIS Teaser Trailer reviews
Alexi and her friends are visiting Paris. They meet a group of people there, and make friends with them. But when lights descend on the city and begin to shred people, this group must fight for their lives. T for shredding humans.
Darkest Hour - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Complete
Divergence reviews
Torrie Skye a Candor girl, wants desperately out. She can't wait for the aptitude test coming the next day for her. When she takes her test and learns of her being Divergent her world is turned upside down as she tries to succeed in initiation & survival.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2012
You and I reviews
Alexandre and Rayce are two different people. Alexandre is a cat, whereas Rayce is a mouse. They find light in each other right after their graduation from high school. Boy/Boy, don't read if you don't like. T for sex to come!
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012
Only One reviews
Submit a tribute for the 325th Hunger Games! May the odds ever be in your favor! Rated T for violence and death. *CLOSED*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Other tributes
The Odds Were Never In My Favor
Annabelle Lochloren was a generally happy girl. But this soon-to-be victor would be traumatized by the games, and The Odds Were Never In Her Favor.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Other tributes
Terror Train II
Five years after the events of Terror Train, it's thought of as a legend. As a joke for Halloween, a group of teens hold a costume party aboard a moving train. Little do they know, someone at the party has taken the legend too far... T for Murder
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Published: 2/12/2012
Final Destination: From Past To Future reviews
Kevin is the only survivor from the subway accident. It is now five months later and Kevin and his new friends from college are on their way to a Linkin Park concert when Kevin has a premonition of the bridge they are on collapsing. Alternate FD5
Final Destination - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Kevin - Complete
Saw VIII
Someone, a new accomplice, has started a new game. This game will be the most torturous yet, and it won't be easy to win for the victims. Might become M for later chapters.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Published: 10/23/2011
Among the Shadows reviews
This is a starter for a book I will possibly write. R&R telling me if you want me to continue.
Shadow Children series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2011
Butterfly and Sunshine reviews
Alternate version of the scene from Black Blood where Eddie kills his mom. Even I have a heart. Rated T for the bloody content.
Last Vampire series - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Eddie
A Random Story 2 reviews
This is to those who liked the original and wanted a sequel.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/11/2011
Child's Play 4 reviews
In my story Bride of Chucky never happened neither did Seed of Chucky and starts off with an alternate ending to Child's Play 3. More chapters up soon. Hope you enjoy!
Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2010
A random story reviews
Bones and Booth argue. Made with help by pie eater fan and me again.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/14/2009