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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and G. I. Joe.

Why Hello there! thanks for visiting my profile!

Well, I don't have much to say besides the fact that I'm sixteen years old, and I love writing! I'm sure everyone on here does. Anyway, I'm planning on adding more to this empty profile, but for now we'll leave it at this.

Favorite Movies: The Dark Knight, All of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, Happy Feet, pretty much any disney movie, and The Phantom of The Opera, G.I. Joe!

Favorite Movie/Show/ Everything Characters: The Joker (The Dark Knight), Snake Eyes (G.I. Joe), Kat (10 things I hate about you the t.v. show), The Phantom (The Phantom of The Opera), Elizabeth Swann (Pirates of the Caribbean), Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean), Lucius Fox (The Dark Knight), Solid Snake (Metal Gear), Christine (The Phantom of the Opera) Jace Wayland (Mortal Instruments Series). Those are the ones I can think of so far... the list will add on!

Favorite Music: Everything as long as it's appropriate.

Favorite Colors: Yellow and Purple

Favorite Villain: The Joker. I've never had a favorite villain before. But that changed when I saw The Dark Knight.

Fanfics I recommend:

Okay, well I'm only going to recommend a few. I have a lot on my favorites list, but I'd have to say NaturallyUnlucky's stories are really good, and the story Clockwork by HoistTheColours is really good too. But there are a lot of excellent stories out there, these are only a few of my favorites. And they're perfect for those of you who love Joker stories. NaturallyUnlucky has a good Bruce/Oc story too if you like those.

Movies I recommend watching:

IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE DARK KNIGHT, GET OFF YOUR COMPUTER AND GO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW!! Even if you're not a Batman fan, you'll still like it. When I was going to watch it with my cousin, at first I thought it'd be some dumb Batman movie (I wasn't a fan of Batman) but when I watched it, I loved it. The Joker was the (no pun intended).

G.I. Joe- The action is great! I didn't really like all the drama between Duke and Ana, and I didn't really like Channing Tatum's acting, but I did like Snake Eyes. He was great, especially when he fought with Storm Shadow. So for all of you Snake Eyes fans, you'll like this movie.

The Phantom of the Opera- This is my favorite musical of all times! even if you're not a musicals fan, I think you'd still like this dark, bittersweet romance. I loved the chemistry between The Phantom and Christine! they sound so great together! I personally think Christine should have ended up with The Phantom and not Raoul (Who I think was portrayed as a Gary Stu in this movie with no personality whatsoever). The music is fantastic!

Pirates of the Caribbean 1,2,3- This trilogy is great! I'd be surprised if you've never seen it, but then again I have friends who have never seen it so it's all good. Anyway, if you like adventure/humor/romance movies, then this would be a great movie. My favorite character is of course Captain Jack Sparrow (he's hilarious) and I think he did great in all three movies. However, I'd have to say that my favorite out of the three is two. And I think Elizabeth should have ended up with him because I think she has better chemistry with him than with Will. But that's just my opinion. (Willabethers, please don't send me hate mail now. I know how fanatic some of you huge fans of Will and Elizabeth can get).

P.S.- One movie that I don't recommend seeing is Twilight. Sorry had to say it. Maybe New Moon will be better!

Likes: People, writing, music, clothes shopping, chocolate, chinese food, animals, parents, my sister, family, school breaks, vacations, the beach, guys that respect girls, funny stuff/people, etc.

Dislikes: When people don't update their stories, guys that don't respect girls and treat them like crap, gory stuff, spiders, avocados, homework, complaining, etc.

Joke of the Day:

A duck walks into a grocery store and goes up to the store clerk.

"Got any duck food?" the duck asked.

The store clerk gave him a strange look. "No... we don't sell duck food here."

So the duck leaves and comes back the next day. He walks up to the same store clerk.

"Got any duck food?" the duck asked.

The store clerk furrowed his eyebrows. "No, we don't sell duck food here. I told you that yesterday."

So the duck leaves and comes back again the day after that. And again, he goes up to the same store clerk.

"Got any duck food?"

"No! we don't sell duck food here! I told you that yesterday and the day before that! now if you ask me that again, I'll nail your feet to the ground!" he shouted, annoyed.

So the duck leaves. The next day, the duck returns to the grocery store and walks up to the same store clerk.

"Got any nails?" the duck asked.

"No," The store clerk replied, taken aback.

"Got any duck food?" The duck asked.

(This is when you laugh).

Pick up line you should never use:

"If we picked boogers for dates, I would pick you."

Best Way to Get a Guy:

Be yourself. I know everyone says that, but they say that because it's true. I mean, if you act like you're someone you're not, how is that person supposed to be with the real you? then he finds out that you're not the person he thought you were and that makes things worse.

So be yourself.

Oh and if you're still stuck in the "I'm too shy to talk to him stage" then just go talk to him!! He's not going to bite you (unless he's a vampire. Just kidding. That was supposed to be a pun). And he won't say "Get away from me you have cooties!" (Unless he's still stuck in the stage of girls are gross. But I doubt he is. Unless you're a second grader... but I doubt you are). So just go up to him and say hi, introduce yourself if he doesn't know you, or if he does, just bring up a topic that you both like. Then when you're done, you'll feel proud of yourself for being courageous!

Challenge of the Month:

Since it's Thanksgiving, the challenge is to get a little notepad or something to write in, and write down one thing you're grateful for each day. You don't have to write a paragraph, just write one word. Like "Mom" or "Music" etc. Then when you're down, you'll have that to refer to and you'll realize how blessed you are in your life.

Okay well I think that's it! Thanks so much for reading! Adios! :)

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Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,314 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
Jokers Wild by Chanandaler Bong reviews
Chs 76 and 77 are up! Please R&R! Bruce Wayne has hired Giada DiMarco to be his crime psychoanalyst. But what happens if she falls in love with the man her boss is trying to defeat? Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 203,478 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/19/2016 - Published: 8/4/2008
Bad Jokes by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,835 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Joker - Complete
Christine and the Phantom of the Opera by sburkus reviews
This is a story told by Christine Daae herself. It is a story about her decision to stay with Erik, the phantom of the opera and the fate she is destined for. Not movie based.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,050 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Home Front by Anonymous2004 reviews
Until now, Batman's only cared about taking out the bigshots of crime. But when a dedicated woman gets caught up in his current crusade, both he and Bruce Wayne will discover where crime and tragedy begin: on the home front. Post DK. Bruce Wayne/OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 399,975 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
Dance With the Devil by Jenny Joker reviews
Seventeen-year-old Jessica Wayne moves to Gotham to live with her guardian Bruce Wayne after her parents die in a suspicious car crash. What happens when she is kidnapped by Batman's arch nemesis the Joker? Definitely not what anyone expected. Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 94,155 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Joker - Complete
For Your Eyes Only by Princess of the Pearl reviews
NOW UPDATED! An unlikely friendship has been formed between the governor's only daughter and the most notorious pirate captain in the Caribbean and with it, a secret correspondance. Longer summary inside. Sparrabeth!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 137,881 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Moments of Magic by Fangirlofrandomness reviews
We've all watched the film - we've all seen those glances between Jack and Elizabeth that say so much more than their mouths do. It's time to give voice to their inner thoughts. Learn what they truly think of each other through the 3 movies. J/E.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,345 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
Joes on Vacation by willwrite4fics reviews
Scarlett and Snake Eyes take BeachHead on thanksgiving vacation to her family. How does a guy so Army he's bleeds camo react to civilian life? What's Snake Eyes like on around Scarlett's family? Should be fun!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 116,413 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
Should've Known by aznchick98 reviews
I loved her but she would never know. I would never have have the courage. I should've known that we would never be together. SExS and DxS Based off of the song Wedding Dress by Taeyang
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Complete
I Wanna Know How I Got These Scars by A Cunning Plan reviews
The Joker, whilst in Arkham, reflects upon some of his origin/scar stories. One shot, post TDK, written in the second person.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Joker - Complete
Saviors and Hellion Smiles by Harlequin Sequins reviews
The Joker has been mortally wounded. Will no one step up at Gotham's own hospital to care for the vastly despised villain on the verge of his deathbed? Only one is foolish enough to do it. Set during the Dark Knight.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,448 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Joker, J. Gordon - Complete
The Joker's Deck by dreykar reviews
Chelsea Edwards is a business consultant with a gift for making plans. After The Joker offers to let her work for him in exchange for protection from the mob, will she find nothing is straight forward? Eventually Joker/OC. Crane appears in later chapters
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,477 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008
Blue Moon by SkyyRyder reviews
UPDATE: Chapter 25 Posted! xxx After meeting Jacob Black I didn't think anything could go wrong. I soon found out that I was sadly mistaking. xxx Jacob/OC xxx Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,653 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Jacob
Arkham Angel by Kerayzie reviews
New to Arkham Jess soon realises the patients are the least of her worries, someone is trying to ruin her in every way a situation only a miracle can solve will she be brave enough to trust a clown? COMPLETE
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,386 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Joker - Complete
Olympus Can Wait by Classic-Love reviews
Hercules becomes a god by defeating Hades in the uprising to take over Mount Olympus. He sits in the lap of luxury as a god now, bored. Until he starts watching a girl in a purple dress.
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,090 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008
Never Stop Learning by Captain Turlow reviews
Faye Parson was just trying to save the school she used to teach at. But when she turns to billionaire, playboy, Bruce Wayne for aide everthing turns upsidedown... This story is Bruce/OC. Please just give the 1st chapter a try and tell me what you think.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,039 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Maître by Dove of Night reviews
Teaching, marriage, anger, joy - a whirlwind of life beginning at the very first meeting of the two. Christine must learn to accept Erik, and he must learn to be a little less...him. It's all very stressful. E/C AU
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,056 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Have We Met Before? by Florencia7 reviews
Post AWE. Elizabeth is determined to be loyal & wait for Will,but she loses her memory in an accident. Luckily,a certain pirate captain comes to the rescue,but will he tell her the truth about the past,or rather attempt to win her heart as a stranger? JE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 88 - Words: 297,760 - Reviews: 3078 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 5/27/2007 - [Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow] Will T., Hector B. - Complete
Midnight Stirs the Memory by Busanda reviews
Christine’s attendance at her first bal masque, a year before the “strange events of the Phantom of the Opera,” results in curious encounters, as her “Angel of Music” becomes her guardian angel for the night and something far more unbelievable—a man.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,489 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Home is Where The Heart Is by Mr. Beeto reviews
Immediately follows the events of SR. One does not discover that they are a parent without a bit of reflection and reevaluation of their priorities. ClarkLois.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 161,404 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Complete
Fraternité by Gondolier reviews
Something sinister is stalking Christine, and only one man can save her. As they uncover deadly secrets taken to the grave, they find that the greatest mystery of all is the human heart. A tale of intrigue, love, and redemption.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 271,539 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Crimson Rose by Csillan.Rose reviews
The Phantom’s story as it was meant to be told… A story of the deception of innocence, of obsession and jealousy, of truth and lies…But most of all, a story of love. Note: WILL be ErikChristine, NO Raoul bashing.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,665 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/17/2006 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Christine, Erik
The Girl Next Door by Kat097 reviews
Modern day fic. He lives in apartment 5a and he's trying to forget. She lives in apartment 5b and she's trying to start a new life. Two people, two stories and one way forward. EC.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 144,041 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/22/2006 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Christine, Erik - Complete
The Phantom of the Opera by Kat097 reviews
The story of the Phantom of the Opera if another Viscount had been chosen as Patron of the Opera Populaire. As before, the new patron sets his sights on Christine, but with very different intentions. Now it is up to Erik to help her. ExC COMPLETED
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,495 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Song from a Shadow by waiting4morning reviews
**FINISHED!** It is 1997... Christine is entering her last year of high school without parents, without friends, and without hope... until she meets Erik.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,357 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/5/2002 - Published: 8/6/2000 - Christine, Erik - Complete
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If I Could Speak to You reviews
He has to watch Scarlett love another man. Set in Snake Eyes's pov. Poem .
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/20/2009
Being the Hero For Once reviews
It's Bella's turn to play the superhero.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Bella