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Joined 11-25-07, id: 1429367, Profile Updated: 07-19-11
Author has written 18 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Kingdom Hearts, Inuyasha, Naruto, Legend of Zelda, and Bakemonogatari/化物語.

Hey i'm a person. Eh, i like writing. Poetry, Short stories, a couple long stories, the fucking works ok? I suck something awful at video games besides Zelda, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy and Starcraft. I read a lot. I can't draw for dick! FUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Hair: Black and gray. Yes, I'm not that damn old but i have a strip of natural gray hair peppering the middle of my head. Kinda makes me look like a skunk.

Eyes: Hazel.

Height: 6'

Most commonly said words:

- "Well Shit..."

- "fool"

- "Headbutt!" followed by a fucking headbutt.

- "What is this shit..."

Likes: I like music. That's it. Guitar, bass, drums, all that fucking jazz okay? But seriously, I also like writing, soccer, manga and anime. I found out I like writing stories after a few weeks of on-and-off again writing. If you're freaked out by blood, guts strewn from gutters, Marrow being consumed through a bendy straw, children killing their parents then using the chainsaw that was their murder weapon to slowly sever all their limbs; then don't read my shit ok? No, it's not that bad but still.

My advice: 'Don't start 6 different multi-chapter stories at once. Unless you're that damn good.'

I'm sorry everyone who's waiting for me to update:

Roommates: Kingdom Hearts Edition

GTZ: Great Teacher Zexion

Friendly Foes

Einree: New Beginnings

Chaos Arcanum

And

Ars Arcanum

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Shall We Dance? by Xortberg reviews
Veemon, encouraged by Davis, attempts to impress Gatomon. Will he have the courage to face the Digimon of his dreams without looking like a total fool? Not likely. Will that stop him from trying? Well... Nah, definitely not.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2010 - V-mon/Veemon, Tailmon/Gatomon - Complete
Organization XIII Goes Disney? by rokusasu74 reviews
It's the classic family vacation: Disney World! But what will happen when eight members of Organization XIII hop in a van and turn the place upside down? From long car rides with Demyx to losing Roxas in the Magic Kingdom, it's all gonna go downhill...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,517 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Demyx, Roxas
Xemnas' Comment Box by Spoodlexiii reviews
To help concentrate the flow of complaints, Xemnas made a comment box. Inside are the stories that unfold through the papers he finds in his box. Warning: Crude themes. Beware.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,085 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Xemnas - Complete
Nightlight by Miss Chelle reviews
Poor Demyx couldn't get to sleep without it......Crack, one-shot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Demyx - Complete
Roxas at the Movies by Idthon reviews
Axel tricks Roxas to go to a scary movie and Roxas freaks out.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Gum by oblivion's pen reviews
[oneshot] Yuffie's first encounter with Axel. [Hey! That jerkwad stole my gum!] [Axel.Yuffie, for Pen Against Sword]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Yuffie K., Axel - Complete
My Organization Romance by SharleaNorth reviews
You like Jesse McCartney, Yoko Shimomura, Haley Joel Osment, Disney, and manga. You can’t swim, you can’t dance, and you don’t know karate. Face it, you’re never gonna make it.[Organization XIII stories based on MCR songs, videos, and quotes.]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007
Put Your Heart In It by SharleaNorth reviews
A tragic story of how Edmy became the lovable Nobody Demyx. It is a tale of love, misunderstanding, and....brownies?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Demyx - Complete
Realize by Nana Potato reviews
She was so afraid of love, she didn't know it hit her. namiXku.romance.some drama.kinda songfic R&R
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Naminé, Riku - Complete
What Really Happened by SharleaNorth reviews
What really happened at Castle Oblivion.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Sora, Axel - Complete
Teaching Demyx by SharleaNorth reviews
The reason Demyx was afraid of Saix was mostly –okay, totally my fault. Axel was just trying to help, but it looks like he made things worse....
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Axel - Complete
Riku's Secret by SharleaNorth reviews
Riku thinks back to the reason he only has only one glove on. But somethings are best forgotten.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Riku - Complete
Keys in my Fist by yuuhiuzumaki reviews
The busty fist fighter. The cute Keyblade master what's not to like? A series of SoraTifa drabbles for the soul. All humor. All love. It's Sora and Tifa, folks.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Sora, Tifa
Would You Lie With Me? by Antigone's.Dream reviews
If I lay here, would you lie with me and just forget the world? [Yuffie always was full of suprises.] RoxasxYuffs, because you know you like it. xP
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Roxas, Yuffie K. - Complete
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Dissension in the Ranks reviews
Senjougahara is scaring Araragi. Why? She's jealous. May get a little more edgy in later chapters.
Bakemonogatari/化物語 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/1/2010
Roommates: Kingdom Hearts Edition reviews
Characters compete on a game show. Will Sora be able to handle all the attention from his lady friends? Will Cloud kill himself surrounded by Donald, Goofy, Demyx and Seifer? and what's up with Axel & Roxas? no homo
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Sora
GTZ: Great Teacher Zexion reviews
Rated T now, but switches to M in later chapters! Zexion must teach these students important lessons about life or else they may take his.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Zexion, Fuu
Friendly Foes reviews
The Organization must befriend Sora and the gang? Mickey and Xemnas are on vacation? Axel's a pervert? Marluxia's a little weird? Zexion and Riku get along? Xaldin is labled as "molestor"? Xigbar won't quit calling Sora Roxas? Whats going on?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008
HEY! reviews
Link's day off at Lake Hylia. Navi helps him relax.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Navi, Link - Complete
In Heat reviews
After a Kiba-involved mishap, Naruto is a little more frisky around the women of Konoha... This one of course is M for a reason. NarutoXHinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto In: Ladie's Night Out! reviews
So this is kind of the sequal to my other lemon story 'In Heat'. I made this lemon a little... different. This one you'll have to guess the pairing. LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Chaos Arcanum reviews
Has Fanfiction seen collaboration like this? These nobodies, they aren't in the hunt for Kingdom Hearts... No one knows what they are after. Cloud warns Sora to be wary.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,416 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008
The Harrowing Adventures Of reviews
Sora's a lucky guy. He as his best friends in high school: Tifa, Roxas, Riku, Namine and Yuffie. He also has a sweet bike. But now he wants a girl... Trouble is she's very shy. lemons later
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Sora, Olette
Sucker Punch! reviews
random pairings! and some not so random. any way... several one-shots, lots of pairings no same sex pairings lots of wackiness!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,009 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008
Einree: New Beginning's reviews
SEQUAL TO 'EINREE'.. After the Eclipse&invasion, Faust has no memory of anything. Not even Toph. With old friends and new ones, Faust discovers he has something important to do still. Help the Avatar. TophXOC/ZukoXKataraXJet/AangXOC. Lemon s now.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,015 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Toph
Ars Arcanum reviews
Meet the band 'Ars Arcanum': Riku singer, Demyx guitar, Cloud guitar, Axel bass, Roxas drummer. RoxasXNamine
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,557 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Roxas, Naminé
Kicked in the Keys! reviews
Oneshots. Tifa and Sora drabbles. next one soon!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,103 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Sora, Tifa
Got Us Memorized? reviews
Roxas doesn't know how to carry on after Axel is gone. All he has left is Namine and the memories of a nobody. RoxasXNamine.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Roxas, Naminé - Complete
InuCrossOver reviews
Three sets of anime characters Inuyasha,Naruto,Full Metal Alchemist all in one story. They all meet. Crazy stuff. Sasuke has a Bad Ass Club.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Einree reviews
With a powerful 'ice bender' roaming and killing for a hidden meaning, is Aang,Zuko,Azula or even Toph safe? What IS Einree? Warning Blood! LeMoNs. PAIRINGS: OCxTOPH main ,OCxAZULA,OCxTY LEE
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,232 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Toph - Complete
I Heart Swords! reviews
Yuffie steals Cloud's buster sword. There's pillow fights, foul mouthed janitors, and Ansem says Submit! OMG! Auron and Zexion have fun and think about Organization XIII. rated for language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Cloud S. - Complete
Jettison reviews
he's back and sanity is dead. He wants one thing, her.blood and violence. ONESHOT
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Jet, Katara - Complete
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