Darka Silvath
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Joined 11-25-07, id: 1429368, Profile Updated: 04-06-15
Author has written 21 stories for Hellsing, Claymore, Harry Potter, Gargoyles, Sanctuary, Naruto, True Blood, Elfen Lied, Resident Evil, Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Dresden Files, Worm, Witchblade, and Devil Wears Prada.

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07/Apr/2015:

I find the time has come to update my favourites listings, while many were favourites for several years I find that my tastes have changed and some that I would re-read meticulously I know no longer ascribe to continue to return to. The brilliance has not left these fics, nor the work the authors in question deteriorated in some way so I feel it is necessary to still leave a list of them behind. “A Soldier Out Of This World” by “MadHat886” was one, of if not the first fanfiction I read on this site and definitely the first Self Insert or similar concept fic I ever read, and while I still enjoy reading it, it is no longer a personal favourite. Moving on to a couple of months later “Gotta Terminate 'Em All” by “Battle Fries” was a nice simple comedy, but again I’ve been spoilt by and increasing genre to choose from and with so many take-offs and similar concepts taken from what writers have written before leaves me not quite as satisfied with it as a ‘Fav’.

01/Apr/2015:

Now with Resident Evil Revelations 2 out I’m finally ready to resume writing A Harry Potter, Gargoyles, Resident Evil, Aquila, Roswell Conspiracies, Aliens Myths and Legends crossover. I’ve had the notes and chapters all written up since 2009 but wanted to wait incase the series released any changes or prequels that would make my fic seem odd when tying into cannon. I wanted the universe I create to be as wide and brand as possible. Pity I’m such a perfectionist that all my fics come out less than even half-perfect. :(

20/Feb/2014:

Hard to believe its been over a year since I last updated anything, I’ve still got everything nearly ready for another chapter release but I’m still not 100% happy with the flow. Still I must admit I’ve been reading more than writing and re-reading fics on my favourites list – which brings me to my next whine in question: Favourite Fic Lists, Now I only add a fic to the list if I’ve read it over 10 times and still gain enjoyment from it so when I see someone’s profile with over a 1000 fics I wince a little and wonder if they truly to find them a favourite and tirelessly re-read them or if their just being cruel to the site administrators and adding extra data to the storage space. Meh – either way not my problem, I just like to moan.

28/Oct/2012:

I have removed one of my favourite Authors since they have in turn chosen to leave F.F Net with their stories, I take solace in the fact I have archived all their fics offline so I can browse them at my leisure as I do with all the fics listed under my favourites. Still the Author was called “Wispr” and wrote lovely romantic fanfiction, I will miss the near yearly updates I always checked for. Let us all spend a moment in silence for the loss of a good author and the loss of their common sense from removing their work so no future explorers of this site can view it at all.

20/June/2012:

I’ve finally uploaded the Ashfield Legacy fic I've been writting since 2009, I obviously don't own Resident Evil so to all those that may complain that over the lack of a disclaimer after the first chapter, if I'm posting something on a fanfiction site I obviously don't have rights to the ideas created in it.

28/Jan/2012:

I’ve really got to try noticing when time passes; it’s been nearly a whole year since I submitted a fic. I have got to stop being such a perfectionist, I’ve written nearly all of the next chapter for Melted by a Child. Expect an increase in updates in the coming months. In the case of Miranda Priestly and the Dyclonius I’ve given up and just re-written an additional line and uploaded it, I can see why Dracker gave it up its just too difficult to create a non plot item and develop a relationship without horrible things happening to the participants.

25/Feb/2011:

If I post a one-shot under 1000 words then I claim here that I do not own the category the fanfiction comes from unless specified, as I feel it is cheating to include a disclaimer in the word count, so unless there is a A/N note there isn’t much point and I’m not doing it.

19/Feb/2011:

Apparently all my old fics have been deleted, but since I can upload new ones I’m not too bothered though two of my fics made it into communities so a little upset there. But Hey what can you do? Except Hack the FFNet server, force it to crash the search engine for 3 hours and then go back to reading?

18/Feb/2011:

Greetings, I am back and trying to submit fics again. I’ve been trying since 2009 but gave up after the final failure to have it accept a simple submission document but I hear from Bypasser82 that its possible again and am going to make an attempt. If it fails know this – I will keep trying to change the horrible excuses for fics with the new versions I’ve written so they seem to actually have content.

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The Arm of God (A Worm SI) by Cthulujr reviews
This is a story based on the Worm CYOA. It aims to answer the question of how to protect the world from itself, let alone the extra-dimensional creatures that would see it destroyed.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,807 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/5
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,557 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 2,772 - Follows: 2,855 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Stars Fade by totallybursar reviews
Shepard knows that destroying the Reapers will kill her. Except she's never been good at dying. The explosion of dark energy from the Crucible thrusts Shepard into a totally different universe. Post ME3 ending, DA2 Act 2 beginning. Please note that this is not a FemShep/F!Hawke fic.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 333,507 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 1,765 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Shepard (F), Hawke (F)
How Deep the Rabbit Hole Really Goes by Mislagnissa reviews
Alternate First Contact. When the Turians traveled through Relay 314 and invaded the intruders' planet, they had expected resistance. Instead, all they found was a city devoid of life. Unfortunately, appearances can be very deceiving...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,129 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 10/3/2014
My Obligatory Self-Insert by Ephemeral-Nightboy reviews
Because it had to happen eventually. Shameless self-inserts. Into Worm!
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/8/2014
What the frell did you do this time Erpman? by The Sithspawn reviews
While testing Modifications to the Farscape 1 John and Aeryn are sucked into a Parallel s now up to John Crichton to get them back to Moya and their own dimension.
Crossover - X-overs & Farscape - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 140,124 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 8/19/2004 - J. Crichton, Aeryn S.
The Power of Love by but i'm a zombie reviews
Taylor triggers with the ability to control any creature she loves.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 106 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Skitter
Infiltrait0rN7 by Ranubis reviews
We all know that Legion is deadly in combat. Rumors are he also is a gamer. Let's take a look at his interactions on the extranet...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Legion
Walkabouts by Sober Dogs Bore Me reviews
Post-Leviathan, Taylor is living in a shelter, angry and adrift. A chance encounter puts her on a different course as she struggles to correct previous mistakes, and find a place for herself in this nebulous world of heroes and villains. (AU, post 8.07)
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,554 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Panacea, Skitter, Tattletale, Coil
Delta Effect by Zero612 reviews
Delta is the name of our newest entrant, as he finds himself in the Mass Effect universe, with knowledge of everything beforehand as he joins Shepard to fight the collectors. Delta is change, and he plans to implement a lot of it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 134,048 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Shepard (F)
The Coup by Palladius reviews
Most would have seen the options and agreed to the deal. But Natasha Shepard wasn't most people. And she really, really didn't like working with Cerberus. Mass Effect 2 AU, continued by popular demand
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,331 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Shepard (F), Tali'Zorah, Garrus V., Clone Shepard (F)
The Reason I didn't update - Part I: Incapable Imperial by MsLanna reviews
Shameless Star Wars self-insert. Mellanna gets thrown into the GFFA and has to deal with the TTT on the Imperial side. Since she is not cut out for either the military or the manipulative guy in blue, saving everybody from the future she knows (NJO) is not easy. But fun. At least for the reader. Cameos by: probably everybody
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 204 - Words: 323,108 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Thrawn - Complete
The Absent Minded Altmer by Keolah reviews
Keolah, the high elf mage, apparently took a wrong turn in Cyrodiil and wandered into Skyrim somehow. She doesn't think she did anything deserving of execution. Maybe she accidentally ate somebody's sweetroll?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,563 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia, Ralof
Mass Effect: Glorious Shotgun Princess by Gregg Landsman reviews
The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,144 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Transit the Sun by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
No, she can't land in a world filled with happiness and light and puppies that chase rainbows. It's so freaking typical.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,158 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Buffy S., Aang
Big Human on Campus by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma gets booted out of Furinkan after dealing with Saffron, and ends up on the bus to a new school called Youkai Academy, meeting a rather timid guy named Tsukune on the way. At least this place can't be worse than Furinkan, right?
Crossover - Ranma & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 371,071 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 2,300 - Follows: 1,842 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/17/2009
Gaijin by ContraBardus reviews
A man from another world finds himself alone in a strange world, and fighting for his life. This puts him at odds with The Senshi, the Youma, and the Yakuza. Can a mere human last long against such forces?
Crossover - Sailor Moon & X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 545,673 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/15/2001
Mass Disturbance by sandman7734 reviews
After having a freaky dream involving a Reaper and a Prothean beacon, I wake up on the Citadel in the Mass Effect universe with a biotic amp wired into my skull. Now I gotta help Shepard win a war while learning how to control my new powers. SI fic.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,297 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Shepard (F)
SGV by Ithileon reviews
The rift was created, and on that day, the Ori were born. And so were their brethren the Ilvar. Now one of their children wanders among the Tau'ri in search of her place. This is her story.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & V, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,355 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Adria, Lisa
A Dalek Lantern by Gree reviews
The Red Lantern Corps gains an unusual new recruit... Reviews and comments are welcomed.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Green Lantern - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,278 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Daleks
Unprepared by Sarah1281 reviews
When the Illusive Man holds Shepard and Anderson's fates in his hand on the Citadel, the situation looks bleak indeed. Fortunately, Shepard was not nearly as prepared as she could be to save the galaxy and this might somehow save the day.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Shepard (F), Illusive Man - Complete
Mistress of the Web by Omega Overlord reviews
Arcee and Airachnid hate each other, or do they? This belief is put to the test in the dark of the night... First attempt at an M-rated fic, enjoy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Airachnid, Arcee - Complete
Hawke's Rage by Keolah reviews
Susan Hawke had always been warned about demons. But in a moment's weakness as a child, her life changes forever. Can she learn to deal with her rage, or will the demon's fire consume her from within?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,734 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Hawke (F)
Cycle by did-you-reboot reviews
When the Earth begins to rebuild itself following the Combine takeover, one Aperture Science inexplicably returns to public view headed by a certain lunatic. Sort of an alternate Resolution sequel. Slightly cracky.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS
Conversion? by MsLanna reviews
I am not a HP fan. Can that be changed? I don't think so, but that doesn't keep some peole from trying. So first hand experience is supposed to do the trick. Danger! Self-insert. Read at own risk! Rated for language. Currently: Annyoing Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,609 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/24/2010
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1879 - Favs: 2,782 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Seras 2066 by GreenOnion reviews
In the not too distant future Seras Victoria is woken up in a world in upheaval. Chapters 49 is up and have been corrected by the kind efforts of Chaos Sparda.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 342,146 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 11/27/2006
The Dark Lords of Nerima by claymade reviews
Ranma and Ryouga are no strangers to trouble. But when they accidentally convince both the Sailor Senshi and the Dark Kingdom that they're megalomaniacal villains bent on world domination, trouble starts to take on a whole new meaning.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 230,297 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Ryoga, Ranma - Complete
So Not My Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,156 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Revan - Complete
Ranma Saotome Doesn't Miyah! by Tigee86 reviews
Explosions, beatings, and confusion abound as the fallout from failed plans and sacrifices no longer made rain down on the Nerima district. Happy Holidays and an awesome New Years to all!
Crossover - Ranma & Tenchi Muyo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 106,577 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Ranma
Chance of a Millennium: Arc 1 by Enigmatic Magus reviews
Reboot of 'Selves Inserted,' by myself and Tannim Murphy. Watch as we alter history, one step at a time!
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,988 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Queen Serenity - Complete
Wild Effect by Largo reviews
The Illusive man's plans for humanity have not moved along as quickly as he wished. Even the best biotics haven't come close to securing humanity's place at the top, however he has a plan. But as with anything involving a Saotome, it won't go smoothly...
Crossover - Ranma & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 88,328 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Ranma
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14252 - Favs: 7,265 - Follows: 5,516 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Cry Witch by Xenolord reviews
Cry Witch chronicles the adventures of a Witch who still retains her mind. Complete. Slight Shoujo-ai, Action Adventure. Currently being fixed.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,531 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Zoey, Witch - Complete
Demon's Feign, Merlin's Pain by nuhuh reviews
HPDresdenFiles. Unknown to Potter there is a trail of blood to reach him in a world far from his own. And a wizard there,Dresden, who is trying to stop the green eyed demon with the lightning scar from entering his world,though he doesn't know that he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 166,190 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10254 - Favs: 12,478 - Follows: 5,133 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41,653 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 1,778 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
Dangerous Tenant by SPG inc reviews
Resident Evil/Dr Who x-over. The Survivors are ready to challenge Albert Wesker, but even with arrival of a man called 'The Doctor' and a woman called Donna, can they save the world from the T-Virus?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,991 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Rekindling by Minion of Set reviews
That lightning bolt really had killed Aang. The dying spirit of Avatar Roku approaches Zuko with a proposal of redemption. Time Travel.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,299 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Zuko, Azula
Suiren by Eimii reviews
In the midst of the Chuunin Exam, Sakura recalls the promise she made to herself and comes to a realization about her own ninja way... Updates: Side story, 'Affinity' added! Note to new readers: See continuity warning on Chapter 23...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 153,361 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Sakura H., Anko M.
Mistakes: Sequel to Soulmate by shadowglove reviews
Oneshot. When Kara walks into a situation and mistakenly thinks Chloe's with somoene else, she makes a mistake that might just cost her her future soulmate. Can a newly broken up Clark and Lana forget their own fight and help their friends reuinte?
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Chloe S. - Complete
The Denarian Knight by Shezza reviews
Sequel to The Denarian Renegade: Harry, the new and reluctant Knight of the Cross, finds himself fighting against new enemies as he is dragged into conflict. He will have to use all of his power to overcome new obstacles, some more surprising than others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 191,276 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Soulmate: A Requested Oneshot by shadowglove reviews
Karoe. A Kara x Chloe oneshot requested by hiddensoullover. Kara has been acting weird around Chloe lately, and the reporter can't figure out why. Also, what is a soulmate and why does Kara think Lois very well could be Clark's? PLEASE READ FOOTNOTE!
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Chloe S. - Complete
Four Thousand Years by Feneris reviews
The feared Sith Lord Darth Revan vanished during his second conquest of the galaxy. Over four thousand years later, his favorite assassin, HK47, appears in a junk shop on tatooine. For Sidious is not the only Sith with their eyes on the chosen one.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,210 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 9/13/2007
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Lord V by cheryl bites reviews
Nuclear war breaks out and Voldemort casts a spell to stop time. He and Harry alone are left to defuse the missiles and prevent the war. Voldemort’s radiophobic. Oh joy. LVHP. Spoilers for HBP, none for DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,391 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Hybrid Theory by CnA Productions reviews
You know the story of the typical selfinsert? This is not that story.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 1,313,240 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Complete
A Year with Q by Morena Evensong reviews
Q loses a bet with his son. Now he must pretend to be a sixth year student at Hogwarts without using any of his powers. How will Hogwarts react to the new student? Will Q survive the year? x-over with Star Trek: TNG and Voyager.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 154,373 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Q
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4167 - Favs: 5,897 - Follows: 1,587 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
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Fake reviews
Taylor never gets a chance to find torment in the locker, instead on that very day she tries her hand at faking a trigger. Misunderstanding/panic will now ensue.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Skitter
Citadel Reflections reviews
Shore Leave on the Citadel ME3, Just another mission for Shepard's right? [There is now a Filter for 'Shepard Clone' this was published when there wasn't.] Really unsatisfied with the DLC. Just another Oneshot. Can I help it if I want a happy ending.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni, Clone Shepard (F) - Complete
Turian Age reviews
Garrus finds himself in the Dragon Age Origins Verse just after trying to reach the matter-transporter to the Citadel at the end of ME3. Will he ever get home? It seems pretty unlikely.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Garrus V., Amell
Self Effectual Dragon Rising reviews
Now I know referring to myself as a Dragon may seem a mite condescending, but know that this story will be a fair account of my travels through the DA verse and I promise not to embellish or exaggerate my activities, or damage the plot as a Mary Sue styled character, even though I can turn into one awesome dragon!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,207 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Amell, Merrill
Joshua Dresden
Joint written with Drackner Clawrus, we wrote this ages ago and forgot all about it, Josh enters a new dimension (possessing Dresden) and annoys the Fey.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Complete
Demon Fey Fans
Two teens find themselves in the Dresden verse, in the bodies that they wrote as part of a crack fanfiction – it should be noted that this fan fic is total crack as well. Still hopefully you'll get a good laugh out of it.
Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2012 - H. Dresden, Ancient Mai - Complete
Self Effectual Essence Effect reviews
I've read quite a lot of Self Insert ME genre based fanfics, only 37 have been worth noting. So I gotta say finding myself not only in the Mass Effect universe but in the 12 year old body of Liara T'Soni wasn't the worst thing I could imagine.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,629 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Liara T'Soni, Morinth
Turn Left reviews
Origins was always set with six paths, while minor differences occurred along the adventure that each hero or villain would take it was always a set path. Here is a case where it Duncan's scheming didn't go to plan…
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Amell, Hawke (F)
Through the Eyes of an Ashfield reviews
Sequel to Ashfield Legacy, see completely through the eyes of Alexia from the moment she awakes to the end of her adventure following the events of Degeneration.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Alexia A., A. Wesker
Ashfield Legacy reviews
Alexia Ashford was not always cold and calculating, she did nothing wrong as there were no laws against Bio-weapons when she began her research and as she was unaware of them being passed while in her stasis tank she should not be held accountable for her actions. At least that what Claire Redfield's theory was.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,023 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Alexia A., Claire R. - Complete
Why Not? reviews
Claire awakens, travels back in time but gets caught in a time loop, her existence now devoted to being with Teresa and protecting her she tries to return but acting out of a script is never a good idea when trying to be pretend to be truthful..
Claymore - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Clare, Teresa - Complete
Melted by a Child reviews
The Bleed, a multi-dimensional tear in space and time. Harry Potter has been blessed and cursed with its power, watch the HP verse change with power as it was never meant to.
Crossover - Gargoyles & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,247 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Delilah, Harry P.
Miranda Priestly and the Dyclonius reviews
Trapped in an elevator with her assistant Miranda discovers something that completely throws her.
Crossover - Elfen Lied & Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Complete
Jessica, Bon Temps first Vampire reviews
What if Bill had been forced to make a Vampire a little earlier for fear of their dwindling numbers since the unveiling, what if it was a run-away fledgling Jessica that Sookie encountered that night not Bill?
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,975 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Sookie S., Jessica H.
So lets recap my life reviews
Naruto's life is something we've all heard about, but how much do we really know about what went on in the mind of our hero - lets find out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Horse Throat reviews
A Terrible Idea I got from reading the second to last line in chapter 10 of "Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor". And yes I considered entitling this Stallion Seduction. TOTAL CRACK FIC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Kyuubi Brat reviews
Naruto finally realised the truth as a child for why the villagers call him 'Kyuubi Brat'. Total Crack Fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
ReBirth, Awakening reviews
Ashley's reunion with her true mother didn't go very happily in the cannon, but what if Ashley had submitted to her base vampire instincts instead? Embarrassment much?
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Ashley M., Helen M. - Complete
Dark Cycle reviews
You know those time-loop fics where Harry goes gets stuck and has to repeat his lovely good life saving people or get together to have great slash slash sex with the males of the cast for no apparent reason? This fic isn't like those… much.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,334 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Harry P.
Clay Witch reviews
Claymore and Witchblade Anime Verse crossover - Ophelia and Masane in Witchblade form! One-shot The Plot Bunnies wouldn't leave me alone.
Crossover - Claymore & Witchblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Ophelia - Complete
Hanrou Clan reviews
A Crazy Crack fic on the possibilities of an alternate Ending to Sakura's match with Ino in the Chuunin Prelim Exam.
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete