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Joined 11-25-07, id: 1430065, Profile Updated: 12-21-07
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Hey pplz!!!!

name~as if id tell y'all(u can guess by my username tho)

state~u can prolly tell by (texas)

age~younger than 13, older than 11

hair color~ um, well, not exactly sure lol. a dirty, dirty, dirty blonde that's not quite brunette(yet) and REALLY curly, unless i straighten it

eye color~sigh normal brown

fav anime~ INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fav manga~ INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fruits Basket

fav tv show~ INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Simpsons, Family Guy, American Guy, Scrubs, House

fav color~torquoise

fav animal~ cat(sry inuyasha)(but yay Kyo!!)

pets~4 cats, 1 bird

about me~ well, I go to a school where everyone hates me, well not exactly. the only ppl who are actually sort of mean are two boys in my class(not counting my sister) but i don’t really mind it that much. anywayz one’s just my ex who still’s mad at me for breaking up w/him and the other makes fun of everyone and no 1 likes him. now i feel happier. i guess the girls are actually pretty nice, i have friends just not like best friends or anything. o yea, and i really dont care that much about wat they think at my new skool, cuz i have a lot better friends than any1 at my new skool (I miss u shannardy and kardy!) ive had strait A’s since 3rd grade (EXCEPT FOR ONE FREAKING 89 IN 4TH GRADE HISTORY grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr) and well I cant think of anything else to write so im gonna stop going on and on, anywayz I hav 2 mid term exams 2morrow (history and english bleh) so I hav 2 go now. byeas

-written on 12/17/07 12:00 AM (well I guess its technically the 18th now but I don’t feel like changing it)

fav pairings:

InuYasha: Me/Inu(Jk, unfortunatleysniff sniff), Kag/Inu(DUH!), San/Mir, Koh/Rin, Sesshy/Kag(ura), Kikyo/HELL,

Fruits Basket: Kyo/Toh(DUH!)

about me~ im between 5ft and 6ft(yes i knw im very specific), my friend got me obsessed w/Inuyasha(& THEN STARTS HATING IT GRRRRRRR) i usually dont write much, but i luv reading other pplz stories! im gonna attempt a story soon(but i suck at writing). i hate kikyo, and not 2 offend anyone who writes/likes them but i have 2 say one thing INUYASHA/NARAKU FANFICS ARE DISGUSTING!!!!how can someone disgrace InuYasha like that? i even feel sry 4 naraku!

THINGS TO DO WHEN IN WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute
intervals.

3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.

4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.

5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

9. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.

10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout,
"PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!"

11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

12. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly..."Hey! We're out of
toilet paper in here!"

13. Go into the Butchers Department and start rubbing steaks up and
down on your face saying " oooohhhh that feels so good"

14. Go to the fruit and veg department - get two bananas' and put one in each pocket - walk around the store calling everyone pilgrim in your best
John wayne accent sporadically whipping them out of you pocket - making gun
noises and then slumping to the floor as if you've just taken several
bullets to the chest.

15. Bring your own DVD, popcorn, sweets, drinks and nibbles and pick a
nice spot on the floor in the electrical section. Sit cross legged and enjoy the film. (soap operas
and kleenex are optional)

16. Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them skyward whilst screaming" Fly my little ones, fly and be free!"

17. Randomly jump into people's shopping carts asking "Will you be my mommy?"

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.

If you have ever called any adult a fucking idiot, copy and paste this to your profile.

IF you have ever tried to act cool and failed, copy and paste this to your profile. But don't worry. The fact that you tried makes you cool. Or does it?

Most people say that life is good. But life is only good when you get what you want. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

I see stupid people, there's so many

I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you're winning

Therapy is expensive, but bubble wrap is free

How are you? I'm f.i.n.e-

Fucked up

Insecure

Neurotic and

Emotional.

I'm F.I.N.E. Thanks for asking

what do u mean the moon isn't made of cheez?

i'm the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes

i'm that kinda girl who will bust out laughing 4 sumthin that happened yesterday

Anime is life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101, Giggle Wiggles, Fox-Zodiac, Leafstar of LyokoKonoha, Mary2013

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been totally embarrased by a parent, relative, friend or anyone else, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever laughed and then said, "I don't get it." copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think Lucky should get a restraining order against those stalker kids, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile. (Only sometimes. SHUT UP!)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is where you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is where you do or say a totally random thing, like 'do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?' or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find I am a tough opponent). So if your crazy copy this onto your profile.

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn! That was fun!'

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

I've got a little thing to say to all my friends.

If you cry, I cry...

If you laugh, I laugh...

If you fight, I fight...

If you jump off a cliff...I'm gonna miss your retarded ass...

You know you live in the year 2007 when...

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12) Now you're thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

THIS IS THE BUNNY !

Copy him and put him on your bio/hompage/desktop to help him complete world domination.

Or you can just leave him there and face the Butterflies of ultimate DOOM without the aid of the bunnies!

Copy the freakin bunny or else Bunny will hunt you down.

Oh and this is rumored to bet the mystical bunny king of plots.

So if you copy and paste him, he will give you lots of good plots!

There is a new law in California that states:

"If anyone tries to molest a butterfly, they'll receive a $500 fine."

Well its true! If you believe instead of wasting our money on

stupid laws like this,

we should be fixing the state highways

and other important things that should be fixed.

Then copy and paste this into your profile.

(Stupid state officials)

If your a review whore, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If your teachers sometimes lose there train of thought, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have no clue about having no clue, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you think I rock, copy and paste this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!)

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile

If a glass door has spontaneously appeared out of nowhere... copy and paste this into you're profile.

If you've tripped over a twig, copy and paste this into you're profile.

If you don't live in this universe, copy and paste this into you're profile.

If you’ve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you use the term "weird" when you can't think of anything else to call someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you believe you are genuinally(sp?) in love with 2 or more manga/anime/tvshow/book characters, copy and paste this into your profile sigh(Inu & Kyo)

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!!!!!!

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you think that this is too troublesome to read, copy this too profile.

If you have ever run into a wall while being total sugar high copy this into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you've been terrorized by a chicken, copy and paste this into you're profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!!

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile.

If you'd prefer having an anime guy as your boyfriend then some one in real life, copy and paste this onto your profile.(Inu and Kyo)

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what’s so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever considered murdering someone and actually found yourself plotting their demise copy this to your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

my daddy so mad?

I wish i were better

I wish i weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When mommy does come

I'll try and be nice

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy's back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words

He says it's my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more

I finally get free

And run for the door.

He already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" , I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

RACISM IS WRONG!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

Stop the racism!!

If you are not one of those people who thinks having over 1 thousand friends on myspace is a contest copy this to your profile.

If you like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, copy this to your profile.

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying, and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile

Favorite Quotes:

"May you have good waves next year" -Hanajima, Fruits Basket

"Life is like a tundra. You fall. You freeze into the ground. The ice weasels come." -Matt Groening, creater of Simpsons

"Life may be crap, but think of it as fertilizer. The more you have the better you grow" -Kyoko, Fruits Basket

"SIT' im not even gonna say who.

"He's looking straight at me! He's not looking away! What is he thinking?!?!" -Kagome, InuYasha, i really dont get it either, but me and my sister were watching that episode and she was like yelling it, & i dont knw y but we both burst out laughing.

"WHAT THE HELL IS SO FUCKING IMPORTANT ABOUT SOME DUDE WITH A SCAR ON HIS FORHEAD? WHAT THE HELL?!?!? Here, let me get the razor blade and make one for you! What do you want A STAR? A HEART? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?!?!?"- my sister about Harry Potter.

Me and one of my friends have discovered something! Everytime we're talking on the phone and say something "unpure" (not really THAT bad of stuff) we hang up( on accident). It all started when she said she had an effed up idea for a fanfic. She's like what if it turns out Kagome, Kikyou, and InuYasha are siblings(and btw, i mite use that idea so grrrrrr), and i for some reason burst out laughing(idk y, i just do that sometimes) Then im like that's a great idea! and she asked wat about the romantic interest part and i said, "It gives me an odd satisfaction." i cudnt help it (btw, i really dont mean that in ANY way watsoever) and after that anytime we talk about anything like that we accidentally hang up.

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