Author has written 15 stories for Total Drama series, Kingdom Hearts, Game X-overs, Final Fantasy X-2, Final Fantasy X-overs, Misc. Games, Contra, Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego, Final Fantasy XIII, and Final Fantasy I-VI.
Nicknames: Katy or Polar Bear (preferred)
Favorite Movies: Jurassic Park, Dogma, Disney films, some others I can't think of at the moment (I don't watch many movies)
Favorite TV Shows: Impractical Jokers, Cold Case, Modern Family, Team Umizoomi (Yes, I know. Shut up.)
Favorite Video Games: Spyro the Dragon, Final Fantasy series, Metal Gear Solid 1-3, Kingdom Hearts, Castlevania, Phoenix Wright, Sonic the Hedgehog, Crash Bandicoot, etc.
Favorite Music: Bon Jovi, Aerosmith, Matchbox Twenty/Rob Thomas, Goldfinger, 3 Doors Down, Magna-Fi
-"Oh, come on! My avatar is awesome! I mean, think about it this way. Mickey's surrounded by vampires, right? So, he pulls out a skateboard, and tricks out a Christ Air! So Mickey's all like, "Ohhhhh! Christ Air'd-ness!", and all the vampires are all like, "Ahhhhhhh! Mickey Mouse doing a Christ Air!". Then, BOOM! All the vampires explode into ashes! Can you honestly say that wouldn't be awesome?!"-me ranting about my avatar (which, in case you haven't noticed, is Mickey Mouse doing a Christ Air)
-"Another thing I think is funny...if you go to Europe, if you go to England...'Bent' means gay. And if you go to Austrailia, it means you're a big pot smoker. And so, in both of these places, they have these giant posters of us that say 'BENT'."-Rob Thomas, Matchbox Twenty: VH1 Storytellers
-"SAVE POINT!!"-me )
-"I gave in to the darkness! How am I supposed to face everyone again?!"-Riku
-"Hey, that guy's comin' back out here again. Wait, no he's not. What are you doing? What the hell's going on? My God…my God, you people and your cameras. This has been all day. It’s been all day. All day, all we wanted to do was play. That’s all we wanted to do. We'd sit down and we'd get started for sound check. 'Alright, finally-', after, like, two hours of sitting behind a computer-, 'you guys can start.' And we're like, 'One, two, three-' 'Wait, wait, wait, wait! We gotta change all the lighting now! All the lighting’s bad! We need new lighting.'"-Rob Thomas, Matchbox Twenty: VH1 Storytellers
-"Oh, we're moving on to this? ...Yeah, okay, we're moving on to that! I got a little yellow piece of paper that tells me everything and it lied to me."-Rob Thomas, Matchbox Twenty: VH1 Storytellers
-"Y'know, as cool as eternal life may be, I don't wanna be a vampire. Why? Well, lemme answer that question with a few quotes: 'I'll kill you and the night.' 'Then this is the hour of your death.' 'Die, monster. You don't belong in this world.' 'That is the power of a Belmont.' Starting to catch on yet?"-me, discussing why I would not want to become a vampire
-"(series of unidentifiable noises for about 5 minutes)...I...am going to go slam my head into a brick wall now."-me after getting a double KO on "Castlevania: LoI" (Joachim Mode) against Death
-"...The miracle never happen...It's just so sad! ...In a really epic sort of way."-me, making fun of the hilarious typo during the "Bad Ending" of Phoenix Wright: Justice for All
-"So many pyreflies..."-Baralai (The poor guy was scarred by those glowy balls of doom)
-"Gippaine is my barbecue sauce! And I loves me some barbecue sauce."-me
-"Okay, stop missing the bolas! Jeez!"-SlightlyAmiss, "Let's Play Jurassic Park, Pt. 03 - Gotta Reboot the System" (I don't know why, but that line was really funny for me)
-"I think I did Chaos Control. It hurt my eyes."-me (No joke guys! I did Chaos Control!)
-"Some kids are raised on Beethoven. Some kids are raised on Bach. I was raised on Bon Jovi."-me explaining why I love Bon Jovi
-"Wait a second...how the hell did a pyromaniac like Axel manage to avoid drowning?!"-me (Oh, yeah. I went there.)
-"If that's what it takes, then that's what I'll do."-first line of the chorus of "If That's What It Takes" by Bon Jovi (That single lyric is a rule I live by; I'm extremely stubborn and don't give up easily)
-"Friends may come and go, but polar bears are forever."-a personal saying of mine. If I like you, then I probably won't be abandoning you anytime soon, even if we were surrounded by ravenous mountain lions.
-"Waltz with me, bitch!"-me to my friend DK (I literally just ran up to him on the bus stop and grabbed him by the shoulders before shouting this...very loudly, I might add)
-"Barbie, get your ass off My Balls!"-a surefire way to either break an awkward silence or increase it tenfold. Inspired by Lucahjin and JoshJepson's LP of "Barbie's Horse Adventure: Mystery Ride".
"People have asked me, why do I watch Team Umizoomi? Well...the answer's simple, really. Dora speaks Spanish. I don't understand Spanish. Kai-Lan speaks Chinese. I don't understand Chinese either. But Team Umizoomi...they speak a language that I do understand. They speak the language of basic, pre-algebraic math."-me (Yes, I do watch Team Umizoomi. Yes, I am way too old to be in the show's demographic age group. No, I do not care.)
"If only we had some kind of really loud noise to wake up Dormouse! Like a drum!"-Millie
"Oh, God...robot. Maybe its vision is based on movement...stand...very...still. *pause* Oh, God! Oh, God, its vision isn't based on movement! Its vision isn't based on movement!"-me, playing Final Fantasy XIII
"...You know who Vanille reminds me of?"-me
"How Final Fantasy XIII-2 Handles Science:
I'm gonna be completely honest with you guys...I don't know if or when I'll be updating. At the moment, Kingdom Hearts as a series has gone a little stale for me. It's unlikely that I'll drop the series as a whole, but I don't think I'll be updating for that fandom in a while. As for TDI...it's dead to me. I can't say I agree with the direction they took the show in and...it's dead to me. I can almost guarantee that my TDI stories are most definitely on permanent hiatus. I'm really sorry guys, but...I can't help it. It's lost all appeal to me and I probably won't be getting back into it anytime soon.
Ideas (Not necessarily Fanfiction ideas, just ideas in general)
Fanfiction (Y'know...I've got a lot of these, and I don't know if I'm gonna post any of them.):
1) Title: "Shadow" (Castlevania)
2) Title: "Another FF1 Parody" (Full Title: "The WORST FF1 Parody You Will Ever Stumble Across") (Final Fantasy I-VI)
3) Title: "Another FF3 Parody" (Full Title: "The WORST FF3 Parody You Will Ever Stumble Across") (Final Fantasy I-VI)
4) Title: "Another FF8 Parody" (Full Title: "The WORST FF8 Parody You Will Ever Stumble Across") (Final Fantasy VIII).
5) Title: "Another FF10 Parody" (Full Title: "The WORST FF10 Parody You Will Ever Stumble Across") (Final Fantasy X).
6) Title: "Another FFX-2 Parody" (Full Title: "The WORST FFX-2 Parody You Will Ever Stumble Across") (Final Fantasy X-2)
7) Title: "Another FF12 Parody" (Full Title: "The WORST FF12 Parody You Will Ever Stumble Across") (Final Fantasy XII)
8) Title: "Another FF13 Parody" (Full Title: "The WORST FF13 Parody You Will Ever Stumble Across") (Final Fantasy XIII)
9) Title: "Life is a Journey" (Final Fantasy X-overs)
10) Title: "Alien" (Kingdom Hearts)
11) Title: "Guardian" (Kingdom Hearts)
12) Title: "High School Reunion" (Kingdom Hearts)
13) Title: "Lycan Princess" (Note: May change title if I can think of a better one.) (Kingdom Hearts)
14) Title: "The Twin Wolves of Icicle Ridge" (Kingdom Hearts)
15) Title: "Wild in the Streets" (Note: Story inspired by song of the same title.) (Kingdom Hearts)
(Note: If you like the sound of any of these ideas, just PM me and I will take your opinion into consideration. Meaning, if you tell me you like one of these ideas in a PM, there's a better chance it'll get written and posted.)
Video Game Ideas (It's my dream to become a video game designer):
1) Title: Theo
Other (Assorted ideas that don't belong in the above categories):
1) Title: Fantasy of Time
"Another FF Parody: The Series"
"So, ah...Princess. How's about after I save the world, you show me a little royal lovin', huh?"
"Holy crap, that crystal's talking to me...I musta hit my head harder than I thought."
"...If the lamp is cursed...why would I want it?!"
"Sin...is my old man? Hahaha, next thing you know, you're gonna be telling me that I don't really exist and that this game is gonna have a sequel with Yuna prancing around in skimpy outfits! Really, Auron, that's a good one!"
"Did you just backhand our recorder?!"
"Um, would you happen to have a SparkNotes copy of this conversation? I have no idea what's going on."
"...Really? Did you really just make that joke? Ha! Right, like I've never heard that one before! 'Hey, guys, let's all make fun of the kid with the hippie name! And while we're at it, let's throw him in the trash can because he's too short to defend himself!'"
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