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Joined 11-25-07, id: 1430089, Profile Updated: 09-27-14
Author has written 15 stories for Total Drama series, Kingdom Hearts, Game X-overs, Final Fantasy X-2, Final Fantasy X-overs, Misc. Games, Contra, Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego, Final Fantasy XIII, and Final Fantasy I-VI.

Name: Kaitlyn

Nicknames: Katy or Polar Bear (preferred)

Favorite Movies: Jurassic Park, Dogma, Disney films, some others I can't think of at the moment (I don't watch many movies)

Favorite TV Shows: Impractical Jokers, Cold Case, Modern Family, Team Umizoomi (Yes, I know. Shut up.)

Favorite Video Games: Spyro the Dragon, Final Fantasy series, Metal Gear Solid 1-3, Kingdom Hearts, Castlevania, Phoenix Wright, Sonic the Hedgehog, Crash Bandicoot, etc.

Favorite Music: Bon Jovi, Aerosmith, Matchbox Twenty/Rob Thomas, Goldfinger, 3 Doors Down, Magna-Fi


Quotes

-"Oh, come on! My avatar is awesome! I mean, think about it this way. Mickey's surrounded by vampires, right? So, he pulls out a skateboard, and tricks out a Christ Air! So Mickey's all like, "Ohhhhh! Christ Air'd-ness!", and all the vampires are all like, "Ahhhhhhh! Mickey Mouse doing a Christ Air!". Then, BOOM! All the vampires explode into ashes! Can you honestly say that wouldn't be awesome?!"-me ranting about my avatar (which, in case you haven't noticed, is Mickey Mouse doing a Christ Air)

-"Another thing I think is funny...if you go to Europe, if you go to England...'Bent' means gay. And if you go to Austrailia, it means you're a big pot smoker. And so, in both of these places, they have these giant posters of us that say 'BENT'."-Rob Thomas, Matchbox Twenty: VH1 Storytellers

-"SAVE POINT!!"-me )

-"I gave in to the darkness! How am I supposed to face everyone again?!"-Riku
"Like this! (makes stupid face)"-Sora, Kingdom Hearts II

-"Hey, that guy's comin' back out here again. Wait, no he's not. What are you doing? What the hell's going on? My God…my God, you people and your cameras. This has been all day. It’s been all day. All day, all we wanted to do was play. That’s all we wanted to do. We'd sit down and we'd get started for sound check. 'Alright, finally-', after, like, two hours of sitting behind a computer-, 'you guys can start.' And we're like, 'One, two, three-' 'Wait, wait, wait, wait! We gotta change all the lighting now! All the lighting’s bad! We need new lighting.'"-Rob Thomas, Matchbox Twenty: VH1 Storytellers

-"Oh, we're moving on to this? ...Yeah, okay, we're moving on to that! I got a little yellow piece of paper that tells me everything and it lied to me."-Rob Thomas, Matchbox Twenty: VH1 Storytellers

-"Y'know, as cool as eternal life may be, I don't wanna be a vampire. Why? Well, lemme answer that question with a few quotes: 'I'll kill you and the night.' 'Then this is the hour of your death.' 'Die, monster. You don't belong in this world.' 'That is the power of a Belmont.' Starting to catch on yet?"-me, discussing why I would not want to become a vampire

-"(series of unidentifiable noises for about 5 minutes)...I...am going to go slam my head into a brick wall now."-me after getting a double KO on "Castlevania: LoI" (Joachim Mode) against Death

-"...The miracle never happen...It's just so sad! ...In a really epic sort of way."-me, making fun of the hilarious typo during the "Bad Ending" of Phoenix Wright: Justice for All

-"So many pyreflies..."-Baralai (The poor guy was scarred by those glowy balls of doom)

-"Gippaine is my barbecue sauce! And I loves me some barbecue sauce."-me

-"Okay, stop missing the bolas! Jeez!"-SlightlyAmiss, "Let's Play Jurassic Park, Pt. 03 - Gotta Reboot the System" (I don't know why, but that line was really funny for me)

-"I think I did Chaos Control. It hurt my eyes."-me (No joke guys! I did Chaos Control!)

-"Some kids are raised on Beethoven. Some kids are raised on Bach. I was raised on Bon Jovi."-me explaining why I love Bon Jovi

-"Wait a second...how the hell did a pyromaniac like Axel manage to avoid drowning?!"-me (Oh, yeah. I went there.)

-"If that's what it takes, then that's what I'll do."-first line of the chorus of "If That's What It Takes" by Bon Jovi (That single lyric is a rule I live by; I'm extremely stubborn and don't give up easily)

-"Friends may come and go, but polar bears are forever."-a personal saying of mine. If I like you, then I probably won't be abandoning you anytime soon, even if we were surrounded by ravenous mountain lions.

-"Waltz with me, bitch!"-me to my friend DK (I literally just ran up to him on the bus stop and grabbed him by the shoulders before shouting this...very loudly, I might add)

-"Barbie, get your ass off My Balls!"-a surefire way to either break an awkward silence or increase it tenfold. Inspired by Lucahjin and JoshJepson's LP of "Barbie's Horse Adventure: Mystery Ride".

"People have asked me, why do I watch Team Umizoomi? Well...the answer's simple, really. Dora speaks Spanish. I don't understand Spanish. Kai-Lan speaks Chinese. I don't understand Chinese either. But Team Umizoomi...they speak a language that I do understand. They speak the language of basic, pre-algebraic math."-me (Yes, I do watch Team Umizoomi. Yes, I am way too old to be in the show's demographic age group. No, I do not care.)

"If only we had some kind of really loud noise to wake up Dormouse! Like a drum!"-Millie
"Or a vacuum!"-Bot
"Or a balloon that goes pop!"-Geo
"Or, y'know...we could just flip the chair over and beat him with a nightstick. That'd be cool, right?"-me (...I really don't like Dormouse. At all.)

"Oh, God...robot. Maybe its vision is based on movement...stand...very...still. *pause* Oh, God! Oh, God, its vision isn't based on movement! Its vision isn't based on movement!"-me, playing Final Fantasy XIII

"...You know who Vanille reminds me of?"-me
"Who?"-my boyfriend Antoine
"God."-me
"...What?!"-Antoine (Dogma. Great fucking movie right there.)

"How Final Fantasy XIII-2 Handles Science:
Okay, guys, this is super serious, we're gonna save the future.
How Final Fantasy X-2 Handles Science:
Alright, let's build some giant robots, motherfuckers!" - Don't act like it isn't true.


Story Status

I'm gonna be completely honest with you guys...I don't know if or when I'll be updating. At the moment, Kingdom Hearts as a series has gone a little stale for me. It's unlikely that I'll drop the series as a whole, but I don't think I'll be updating for that fandom in a while. As for TDI...it's dead to me. I can't say I agree with the direction they took the show in and...it's dead to me. I can almost guarantee that my TDI stories are most definitely on permanent hiatus. I'm really sorry guys, but...I can't help it. It's lost all appeal to me and I probably won't be getting back into it anytime soon.


Ideas (Not necessarily Fanfiction ideas, just ideas in general)

Fanfiction (Y'know...I've got a lot of these, and I don't know if I'm gonna post any of them.):

1) Title: "Shadow" (Castlevania)
Summary: A little bit of insight on what I imagine Leon's doppelganger would have been like if he had been given battle opening cutscenes, like Joachim, Medusa, and the succubus were. Two-shot.
Genre: General/Tragedy
Pairings: None, although there will be very slight hints of Leon/Sara
Rating: T
Status: Soon to be written. Will get posted.

2) Title: "Another FF1 Parody" (Full Title: "The WORST FF1 Parody You Will Ever Stumble Across") (Final Fantasy I-VI)
Summary: Just another FF1 Parody. Nothing special here. Features: overused running gags, teenage boys, and about...10 times the amount of swearing in the original FF1.
Genre: Humor/Parody
Pairings: Slight Warrior/Princess Sarah played for laughs
Rating: T
Status: Will be written. Will be posted.

3) Title: "Another FF3 Parody" (Full Title: "The WORST FF3 Parody You Will Ever Stumble Across") (Final Fantasy I-VI)
Summary: Just another FF3 Parody. Nothing special here. Features: overused running gags, Castlevania references, and about...15 times the amount of swearing in the original FF3.
Genre: Humor/Parody
Pairings: Slight Luneth/Aria and Luneth/Refia (both played for laughs)
Rating: Most likely T with a slight chance of it being changed to M.
Status: Soon to be written. Will be posted.

4) Title: "Another FF8 Parody" (Full Title: "The WORST FF8 Parody You Will Ever Stumble Across") (Final Fantasy VIII).
Summary: Just another FF8 Parody. Nothing special here. Features: overused running gags, Bon Jovi, and about...10 times the amount of swearing in the original FF8.
Genre: Humor/Parody
Pairings: Slight Squall/Rinoa and Irvine/Selphie as the plot requires it.
Rating: Most likely T with a slight chance of it being changed to M
Status: Soon to be written. Will be posted.

5) Title: "Another FF10 Parody" (Full Title: "The WORST FF10 Parody You Will Ever Stumble Across") (Final Fantasy X).
Summary: Just another FF10 Parody. Nothing special here. Features: overused running gags, stuff getting kicked, and about...15 times the amount of swearing in the original FF10.
Genre: Humor/Parody
Pairings: Slight Tidus/Yuna and Wakka/Lulu as the plot requires it.
Rating: Most likely T with a slight chance of it being changed to M
Status: In the process of being written. Will be posted.

6) Title: "Another FFX-2 Parody" (Full Title: "The WORST FFX-2 Parody You Will Ever Stumble Across") (Final Fantasy X-2)
Summary: Just another FFX-2 Parody. Nothing special here. Features: overused running gags, Paine getting backhanded, and about...15 times the amount of swearing in the original FFX-2.
Genre: Humor/Parody
Pairings: Slight Tidus/Yuna and Wakka/Lulu as the plot requires it, with a one-sided Gippal/Rikku pairing as a running gag.
Rating: Most likely T with a slight chance of it being changed to M
Status: Soon to be written. Will be posted.

7) Title: "Another FF12 Parody" (Full Title: "The WORST FF12 Parody You Will Ever Stumble Across") (Final Fantasy XII)
Summary: Just another FF12 Parody. Nothing special here. Features: overused running gags, Vaan getting picked on like the little brat he is, and about...15 times the amount of swearing in the original FF12.
Genre: Humor/Parody
Pairings: Slight Vaan/Penelo and Balthiar/Fran as the plot requires it.
Rating: Most likely T with a slight chance of it being changed to M
Status: Soon to be written. Will be posted.

8) Title: "Another FF13 Parody" (Full Title: "The WORST FF13 Parody You Will Ever Stumble Across") (Final Fantasy XIII)
Summary: Just another FF13 Parody. Nothing special here. Features: overused running gags, hot lesbians, and about...15 times the amount of swearing in the original FF13.
Genre: Humor/Parody
Pairings: Slight Snow/Serah as the plot requires it, and Fang/Vanille played for laughs.
Rating: Most likely T with a slight chance of it being changed to M
Status: Soon to be written. Will be posted.

9) Title: "Life is a Journey" (Final Fantasy X-overs)
Summary: Basically a story of connected oneshots taking place in an alternate universe of my creation revolving around human versions of the summons. It has a few ties with Final Fantasy canon. Takes place in an Ivalice-esque society, though not Ivalice itself.
Genre: General
Pairings: Assorted.
Rating: T
Status: Definitely getting posted! ...Eventually. In the process of being written.

10) Title: "Alien" (Kingdom Hearts)
Summary: He should've known there was something wrong with the mutt the moment he laid eyes on it. He should've known that it wasn't a normal wolf. But he just couldn't bring himself to believe in the supernatural.
Genre: General
Pairings: None
Rating: T for safety
Status: Will be written and posted as soon as "Guardian" is done.
(Note: Will be another oneshot.)

11) Title: "Guardian" (Kingdom Hearts)
Summary: He believed the letter to be some sick joke; a cruel prank meant to make him dig up his past mistakes. There was no way she was still alive. And his "lion" didn't even exist. Or so he had thought.
Genre: General/Romance
Pairings: Leon/Rinoa
Rating: T for safety (as always)
Status: Will be written. Will be posted.
(Note: Will only be a oneshot. After I post it, don't expect anything else from me for it...at all. Not even if you beg.)

12) Title: "High School Reunion" (Kingdom Hearts)
Summary: AU Radiant Garden High is hosting a 10 year high school reunion for all their previous students. Little did they know their old pupils went on to gets jobs ranging from rock stars to pizza delivery boys. (Note: Summary still in the works.)
Genre: Romance(?)/Humor
Pairings: Still deciding. If any, Clerith will be one of them
Rating: T for safety
Status: Pending. May get written. May get posted.

13) Title: "Lycan Princess" (Note: May change title if I can think of a better one.) (Kingdom Hearts)
Summary: AU Yuffie's life was pretty normal. That is, until two guys show up, claiming to be her "bodyguards" and that she is the heir to a fallen pack of lycans. Oh, and did I forget to mention that a vampire coven's out to kill her? Cuz that's important, too.
Genre: Romance(?)/Humor
Pairings: Not yet decided. It's up to the readers. If they want romance, it'll either be Squall/Yuffie or Cloud/Yuffie. (Note: If this story gets posted, then I'll put a poll up on my profile and the readers can vote on which pairing they want.)
Rating: T for some language and a fair chance of the story getting bloody. (Note: It's a story about lycans and vampires. There is going to be fighting, and there is a chance that those fights are going to get bloody.)
Status: In the process of being written, but may not get posted.

14) Title: "The Twin Wolves of Icicle Ridge" (Kingdom Hearts)
Summary: AU Yuffie and her father were supposed to be taking a completely normal ski trip to Icicle Lodge. But the lodge harbors a secret, and Yuffie, along wth her newfound friend Aerith, is determined to find out the truth about the Twin Wolves of Icicle Ridge.
Genre: Supernatural/Mystery
Pairing: Maybe...but I won't tell you which ones. It adds to the "mystery".
Rating: T for some language.
Status: In the process of being written, with a chance of being posted.

15) Title: "Wild in the Streets" (Note: Story inspired by song of the same title.) (Kingdom Hearts)
Summary: AU This is basically a modern-day soap opera. The only differences? 1: It's Kingdom Hearts, so it's gonna be way cooler. 2: It's about street gangs. Features: drama, turf wars, street fighting, swearing, forbidden love...the works.
Genre: Drama/Romance
Pairings: Still deciding some pairings, but the ones that are definite are Clerith, SoKai, Namixas (basically canon pairings)
Rating: T for language and violence
Status: In the process of being written, with a chance of being posted.

(Note: If you like the sound of any of these ideas, just PM me and I will take your opinion into consideration. Meaning, if you tell me you like one of these ideas in a PM, there's a better chance it'll get written and posted.)

Video Game Ideas (It's my dream to become a video game designer):

1) Title: Theo
Summary: When the residents of Happy Northern Peaks Village are kidnapped, their only hope is the black sheep of the town: the daredevil ice-scaling polar bear, Theo "Teddy" Behr.
Genre: Platformer
Rating: T for Teen
Tagline(s): Cute and Cuddly? ...I don't think so.
Warm and Fuzzy just got HARDCORE.

Other (Assorted ideas that don't belong in the above categories):

1) Title: Fantasy of Time
Summary: A fan-comic based off of Final Fantasy VIII, drawn in "Sonic the Hedgehog" style. Past. Present. Future. All are connected...all will come together. (Note: Why is it in Sonic the Hedgehog" style? Cuz that's the only way I know how to draw!)
Genre: Fantasy/Adventure
Pairings: Squall/Rinoa, Selphie/Irvine...the usual stuff.
Rating: T, with a very slight chance of turning M
Status: In the process of being drawn


"Another FF Parody: The Series"

"So, ah...Princess. How's about after I save the world, you show me a little royal lovin', huh?"

"Holy crap, that crystal's talking to me...I musta hit my head harder than I thought."

"...If the lamp is cursed...why would I want it?!"

"Sin...is my old man? Hahaha, next thing you know, you're gonna be telling me that I don't really exist and that this game is gonna have a sequel with Yuna prancing around in skimpy outfits! Really, Auron, that's a good one!"

"Did you just backhand our recorder?!"

"Um, would you happen to have a SparkNotes copy of this conversation? I have no idea what's going on."

"...Really? Did you really just make that joke? Ha! Right, like I've never heard that one before! 'Hey, guys, let's all make fun of the kid with the hippie name! And while we're at it, let's throw him in the trash can because he's too short to defend himself!'"

Coming soon to Fanfiction dot Net near you.

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Complete Turnabout by Nenilein reviews
Waking up in an unfamiliar room one morning, Phoenix Wright suddenly finds a Prosecutor's Badge in his possession. With most of his allies suddenly acting hostile towards him, will he figure out what truly caused the world he knew to suddenly change?
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 317,285 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick
Modern Problems by LateNiteSlacker reviews
Soma, Alucard, Leon, Joachim, Dracula, Isaac, Sara, Jonathan, Charlotte, Shanoa, Richter, Maria, Simon, Juste, and Hector face the trials of modern day. Will virtue, chaos, and romance guide them true? Sequel to Requiem of Trust.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 99,517 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Complete
AkuRoWhat? That's Not a Word! by BrokenRepublic reviews
Forget the Heartless! Axel and Roxas take on their toughest enemies yet—an estranged fangirl and her army of Axel and Roxas doppelgangers.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,675 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Castlevania: Dracula's Curse by wareagle884 reviews
A novelization of Castlevania III. Stretches from the first meeting of Dracula and Lisa all the way to the game's final climatic battle in the Castle Keep and the events after.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,364 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Trevor B.
Total Drama Island New Campers And New Challanges by Cindy'sboy93 reviews
This is an all up to you ff so please reply to the list I gave you and I'll let my imagination do the rest of the work
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,072 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009
Sly 4: The Lost Thief by Jammin Jabala reviews
Years after Sly 3 the gang has drifted apart, but when a Bentley discovers a secret about the Cooper Clan, its up to Sly and his freinds to solve the mystery. Join the gang as they embark on a journey to learn the Cooper Clan's secrets, and save the world
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,064 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010
Kingdom Hearts: Red Version by DagaYemar reviews
It's Kingdom Hearts, but everyone's a pokemon! Heavily inspired by that-one-little-guy's story "The Legend of Eevee: the Pokeflute of Time", can a very unmotivated Eevee save the multiverse from the dark-types? He doesn't think so...
Crossover - Pokémon & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,404 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011
A Flickering Candle in the Darkness by Rahar Moonfire reviews
This tale follows Hector through his time in Castlevania under Lord Dracula with his partner Isaac. Discover what caused him to betray everthing he'd ever known, for a world that hated him. This is NOT a Hector/OC! Undetailed lemon(s) in later chapters. Rating may go up.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,546 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Hector
Espy by kikofreako reviews
espy \ih-SPY\ : To catch sight of; to discover, as a distant object partly concealed; to discern unexpectedly. Hollow Bastion- loss, love, and rebuilding. 41. Merlin told them to leave Pooh's storybook alone. Now look what happened.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 35,274 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S.
Xiaolin Showdown & Kingdom Hearts: A New Beginning by JustTJ reviews
When Raimundo's World fell into the hands of the Heartless, he becomes the new Keyblade Wielder as he teams up with Sora, Donald, and Goofy to travel to other worlds, find their friends, and put a stop to the Heartless. World: Kuzco Palace
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,877 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Sora, Raimundo
Requiem of Trust by LateNiteSlacker reviews
Leon Belmont, Joachim, Soma, Alucard, Dracula, and Isaac must battle their way through the trials of modern day. Can the powers of insanity, fashion, and Starbucks save them?
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,492 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Complete
Kingdom Hearts III: Eternal Light by heroes1202 reviews
The second half of "Heart's Greatest Weapon". Sora and his friends continue to fight on against the darkness to save the Keybladers. But as Vanitas returns, one question must be answered: What does the future hold for Sora and Kairi? Ch. 59 - 100.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 87,474 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
City Life by Toritona reviews
Courtney moves from Canada to Atlanta. She is going to have to deal with hobos,Pollution,and of course Duncan!Will she be able to handle the City Life or go crawling back to Canada,and will she avoid Duncan's gang or join them? TDI never happened
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 41,108 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Courtney, Duncan
A Day in the Life Of? by Beijing Express reviews
A collection of short stories dedicated to the characters from KH. Can you guess who the character is by the end of the story?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,653 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 1/20/2009
Ask Kingdom Hearts by axelroxmysox reviews
Ask any of them anything! Come on in & review! Have your favorite character answer your question!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,301 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 2/18/2009
101 Worlds That Will Never Be In Kingdom Hearts by awerebear reviews
Sora, Donald, and Goofy get into more trouble than usual when they find themselves in some of the most bizarre, nonsensical, or just plain weird worlds ever introduced to the Kingdom Hearts fandom. unrelated oneshots, crossovers, under revision
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,510 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2007
A Tale of Two Newbies by Jupiter-Lightning reviews
Mary and Sue decide to write a fanfic of their own; however, being so new they might not be popular with the elder writers around. Little do they know, the characters of their beloved fandom are being tortured by their silly antics as well. Hiatus.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,770 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009
Next verse, same as the first by Scorndog reviews
Poor Drac can't catch a break. Rated T for swears
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Dracula, Death - Complete
Tactical Idiocy Action 2: Sons of Liberty by DarkGidora reviews
A new hero arrives!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,068 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - S. Snake, Raiden
Castlevania: The Souls of the Broken by Apolloisthegodofawesomeness013
Just started. Prolougue Starts out as Richter Belmont's Decendent: Benjamin Belmont prepaes to go into Dracula's castle. chapter 1 will shift to tell the story and events that led up into that moment. Read and try to enjoy.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2010
What Rinald Does With His Money by Kuragari1024 reviews
Leon wonders exactly what Rinaldo does with his money.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Leon B., Rinaldo G. - Complete
Nightmarish Shackles of Memory That Binds by Sound Slayer reviews
One year after KH2, Sora is living peacefully in Destiny Islands with his lover Riku. But the nightmares of his Nobody enemies keep on coming back. Just what do you think happens when both become trapped in the world of dreams. Written in cutscenes SoRiku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,645 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Sora, Riku - Complete
The Promise by Evil StormSister reviews
-COMPLETE 01.15.10- She said, "Don't tell me you've forgotten..." Leon always tried to keep his past behind him but with a persistant Yuffie, his search is rekindled for his lost 'before.' Slight AU, takes place during KH II
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 190,739 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Leon/Squall L., Yuffie K. - Complete
Kingdom Hearts III: The Heart's Greatest Weapon by heroes1202 reviews
Following the fall of Organization XIII, an lost ancient world returns, strange occurrences befall the worlds and only the Keyblade master can uncover the truth. Part 1 of my Kingdom Hearts III story. Features chapters 1 - 58 of main story.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 129,852 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Betcha Just My Swallow Your Tongue ReEdit by jcon539 reviews
Radiant Garden Mental Facilaty is wonderful place to regain your sanity. We offer group therapy, shock treatments, and an array of medications to keep the voices out of your head. We do all we can to make sure your stay is comfortable. Re-edit
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 11/17/2009
Betcha Just Might Swallow Your Tongue by jcon539 reviews
Radiant Garden Mental Facilaty is wonderful place to regain your sanity. We offer group therapy, shock treatments, and an array of medications to keep the voices out of your head. We do all we can to make sure your stay is comfortable.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,367 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009
Therapy by Klutzy Angel reviews
There's a new therapist at Balamb Garden, and she seems to be making everyone go a little bit... crazy... Humor. Please Read and Review! Rated for Language.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 11/3/2009
Kingdom Hearts VS Ghosts by ForbiddenKHfan216 reviews
When Sora and the others get a request from a famous ghost hunting agency to join forces with three amateur ghost hunters, they must spend the night in the Davis County Jail. Will they be able to overcome their fears and survive the night?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 34,055 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sora - Complete
Kingdom Hearts III: Birth By Sleep by High Queen of Dreams reviews
Star wakes up in Hallow Bastion and finds herself in a sticky situation. But before she can go back home, she's gotta help everyone fend off the Heartless and Nobodies. Who's controlling them now? Sora, friends, and allies team up for the last batte!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,451 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009
And Really Random Was Not The Right Word by Sound Slayer reviews
Lke the title says, these are little random snippets I made up about the characters in Kingdom Hearts. Although some chapters feature Final fantasy characters, the stories occur nonetheless in the Kingdom Hearts universe. Requests and reviews are welcome.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,765 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009
Insomniac by Sorikaii reviews
-FF8/KH character sketch of Squall/Leon set in KH- The only garden there had ever been was radiant, and full of flowers, not seeds.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VIII & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Squall L., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
You Say The Title and the KH Crew Will Sing It by Sound Slayer reviews
No requests please. Currently doing other fics.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,079 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009
Forget Me Not by Sound Slayer reviews
A one-shot about Cloud and Leon. It's not yaoi. It has implied character death though. It's plainly weaving guilt into these two men by a voice. Mind-****ery. Dedicated to my friend OrgXIIIisbetterthantheAkatski. I hope you like it. Read and review please
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Freak Show by jcon539 reviews
“Step right up! To view oddities of the human race! This is one show you won't want to miss, folks!” Being different is terrible...especially when your put on a stage and called a freak on a daily basis. You just got to take it and move on.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009
Seizure by Corruputed-Ink reviews
ORIGINALLY A KINK MEME Phoenix and Miles are going head to head in court...But...something peculiar happens bringing old friends, nearer...
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
Total Drama Island: Get Your Game On! by BlizzardOfOzz reviews
The 22 teens return to Wawanakwa for a second season, this time competing in video-game themed challenges! Of the 22 competitors, who will emerge victorious, and who will go down in defeat? Dedicated to the Kobold Necromancer.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,242 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009
In the AU by Idle Pessimist reviews
Sora, Riku, and Kairi return to Destiny Islands and encounter their most dangerous enemy yet: AU versions of themselves.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,211 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Sora, Riku
TOTAL FREAKK iSLAND by frankieroLOL reviews
Hello! welcome to total freak island! submissions are closed. *frowny face* sorry guys. but still read my story anyway! theres gonna be freaky-ness, nonsense, and the most random challenges you could ever imagine! RATED "T" FOR LANGUAGE.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,067 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009
Everlasting Darkness by RandomDreamsxx reviews
...Ansem chuckled. “Is it now Sora? Darkness will overpower you.”...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009
Kingdom Hearts In France by ForbiddenKHfan216 reviews
What if the Kingdom Hearts characters came to Paris? Let's find out!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 47,648 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
Kingdom Hearts: New Journey by Kyosuke Shirobane reviews
After the events of Kingdom Hearts 2, Sora, Riku, Kairi are thrown into a new journey, one like they've never seen before. Featuring Anime/Manga worlds! Please R&R!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,081 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Sora, Kairi
Sakura in Kingdom Hearts, a Mary Sue Parody by epilectic.trees reviews
Join Sakura, a wanna-be Mary Sue, as she travels through the Kingdom hearts universe! Unfortunately, the canon characters aren't acting as sakura wants them to. Instead, they remain IC. Poor girl. How will she handle this? Probably not well, to be honest.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Larxene, Xigbar
High School Sweethearts by Colebole reviews
AU They met one night when Yuffie stole his wallet. But what happenes when hes the hot new kid at school? Will he realize its her that stole it? Will he discover that under his feelings of annoyance there's something else? Squiffe! Please R&R
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,904 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Leon/Squall L., Yuffie K.
Follow the Butterfly by Pied Flycatcher reviews
A message for Leon prompts a journey of rediscovery, but for the Gullwings, it's a treasure hunt. And as Aerith discovers, he's not the only one with long-buried memories. To overcome his darkness, Cloud must also come to terms with his past. Complete!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,240 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - [Cloud S., Tifa] Leon/Squall L., Yuna - Complete
Portal To Another World by KaiTO1412KiD reviews
When the TDI contestants find a portal that takes them to another world aka our world where they are known as cartoons, who will they meet? Will they ever get back to their world? Why am I asking you all these questions? Read to find out, R&R plz!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,163 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009
You've been ZAPPED! by XxButerNutmegxX reviews
Izzy wrote "ZAP!" on the back of Noah's hand and now he has to say "I love you" to anyone that says his name. There will be many Noah based crack-pairings with Izzy, Harold, Courtney, Katie, Sadie, Justin, Eva and ofcource, Cody. SLASH WARNING!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Noah
You LOST The Recycle Bin? by Japanese Lilac reviews
AU. Based on a true event. Rikku calls Auron for advice. “I DELETED THE RECYCLE BIN!” Blink. Blink, Blink. Maybe he was still drunk. “You did... what?"... R&R, please!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Rikku, Auron
Total Drama Island: Back in Television by IvoryKeys26 reviews
When Chris' boss demands for a new season, does Chris object? Of course not! With an awesome raise, a chance to get to torture 12 new campers, how can Chris argue? With one million dollars on the line, who will win? Accepting applications!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009
Insanity in a Tea cup by Ninja Liz-chan reviews
Edgeworth has been experiencing headaches lately. When they cause him to see visions of another world, one without a Phoenix Wright, will he beable to discover what is real and what is false?
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Name Calling by Wordgawk reviews
A take on how Sara and Leon met. Based off Lament of Innocence.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Leon B., Sara T. - Complete
How Not to Throw a Christmas Party by Pureauthor reviews
[FF3DS] Throwing a Christmas Party is always so much easier in concept than in practice...
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,785 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Complete
DL6: The Beginning of the End by Charlett reviews
An earthquake hits. An entire courtroom rumbles. The lights go out. An elevator fails to operate. Three people are trapped within. Five hours pass... One person does not make it out. This incident is known as DL6.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
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Quiet Please reviews
Or, "Why Bartz and Faris Should Never Be Allowed in a Library".
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/12 - Bartz, Faris, Galuf, Lenna - Complete
Warm and Fuzzy reviews
[An assortment of oneshots taking place in a modern Final Fantasy XIII AU in which Fang is a lycan.] [Fanille] 3: One holiday always agitated her every time the season rolled around. Fang couldn't stand the humans' celebration of "Halloween".
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,426 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/26/2014 - [Fang, Vanille]
Just a Kid reviews
Sometimes, with all the clue cracking and Carmen chasing, Ivy found herself forgetting that her brother wasn't quite an adult yet.
Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Ivy, Zack - Complete
Pick Up Lines reviews
"Are you looking up Russian pick-up lines?"
Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Ivy, Zack - Complete
Details reviews
Sometimes, it's the little things that matter the most.
Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Ivy, Zack - Complete
Payback Time reviews
A look into the mind of Brad Fang.
Contra - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Complete
Little Red Devil reviews
Zero really hated Aero sometimes... Aero the Acrobat story
Misc. Games - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Complete
Ice Cream reviews
AU Oneshots about Griever and Shiva. Test chapter.
Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Complete
Kingdom Hearts III: Calling to the Night reviews
When Radiant Garden is attacked, Sora, Riku, and Kairi are called to help. However, their new enemies are far more dangerous than anything they have ever faced before. Will they prevail? Or will they fall to this new power? KH/Konami X-over
Crossover - Game X-overs & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,697 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Sora
Cloud Gets reviews
The brother fic to my other KH story, "Leon Gets...". A bunch of crackish drabbles about Cloud. OOC-ness. Crack. Clerith. Current chapter: Cloud gets lost with Yuffie, but he's too stubborn to admit it.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,872 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Cloud S.
Stand Out reviews
Gippal craves Paine's attention. And he'll do just about anything to stand out. Gippaine
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Gippal, Paine - Complete
A Pirate's Life For Me reviews
Courtney's the daughter of a governor. Duncan's the captain of a pirate ship. What happens when these two very different characters walk into each other's lives? Insanity, arguments, and romance! Pirate fic. AU, DxC, Rated for safety
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,904 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Duncan, Courtney
Dawn of the Dragon reviews
After finding weird dragon crystals in a meteorite, Duncan, Courtney, Geoff, Bridgette, Trent, Gwen, Cody, and Heather are sent to Avalar, where dragons roam. They must stop the Dark Master from destroying the world.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,185 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009
Love Me reviews
Just a little sort of depressing birthday-fic for Leon. It's...kinda angsty and...it's got character death in it and...implied insanity too, so...yeah. Read it, if you want.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Leon Gets reviews
A bunch of crackish drabbles revolving around Leon. OOC-ness. Crack. Current Chapter: Leon gets sick and Yuffie is determined to help him!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,632 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Leon/Squall L.
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