Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Get Backers, Harry Potter, and Darker than BLACK.
You can call me Aymie
I'm female (obviously)
Birthday: July 29 (I'm 21!!)
My height? i don't want to talk about it...
Weight? I'm not fat, but I'm not a stick either.
I love to read manga. I like Demon Flowers, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Saiyuki, Ouran High School, Black Cat, Bleach, D.Gray-Man, Detective Conan (Case Closed), Loveless, Darker than BLACK, Kuroshitsuji, 07-Ghost, Get Backers, Hellsing, Trinity Blood, Nabari no ou, Baccano!, One Piece, Nurarihyon no Mago, and Natsume Yuujinchou.
I also like Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, the Incarnations of Immortality series, etc.
I like to watch comedians, especially Jeff Dunham, Ross Noble, Dane Cook, and Gabriel Iglasias.
'Eternal Darkness' is on hiatus and possibly discontinued. I have no inspiration or motivation to continue it right now. 'Infinite Shadows' isn't going too well... I have an annoying habit of starting stories and not planning where I want it to go so I'm not sure what to do with it. I'm working on 'Witch King' so we'll see how it goes. I need to get my lazy butt in gear and get to it.
I don't know what else to write so on with the quotes!!
You don't need to outrun the bear. You need to outrun the other guy who's being chased by the bear.
I'm a palm reader: Gasp! You're going to die! But don't worry; you'll live through it.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
There are two types of pedestrians: The quick and the dead.
Procrastinators unite... tomorrow...
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think you're on drugs.
All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!
Dying is just nature's way of saying: "Hey! You're not alive anymore!"
What is the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
Anyone who says "As easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.
Stupid is just a 5 letter word.
Don't steal, The government hates competition.
We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do no walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone!
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
What goes around gets dizzy and falls over.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong? (yes)
Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!
The other car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.
My truck has been in 15 accidents... and hasn't lost one yet!
I'm faster than a speeding ticket!
You can be youthful once, but you can be immature forever!
Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
I is an college student.
A procrastinator's work is never done.
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Look up for inspiration, down for concentration but don’t look side to side for information.
You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try.
If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!
Consciousness- that annoying time between naps
I love him, O yes I do,
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by.
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
Silence is Golden, but shouting is fun.
I'm the kind of person who lauqhs at a joke 3 times
When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
We’ve just witnessed a classic case of something called ‘misdirected rage.’ I believe the technical term is ‘being an ass.’
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper,
A wise man once said, 'I don't know, go ask a woman.'
NOW FOR A BRILLIANT MATH LESSON...
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.
God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.
"Remember in elementary school, you were told that incase of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?"
"Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid."
“Albus, I recommend that the next professor be interviewed in their undergarments,” Severus offered, putting aside his thoughts for revenge now.
“Why on earth would you want that?” Narcissa asked in puzzlement.
The potions master could not help the slight smirk on his face as he responded. “Because not even the dark lord would stoop as low as to imprint himself on someone’s arse.”
- From Chereche's 'Being a Veela's mate'
"Vegeta, this is Goku's-" Bulma began.
"I know perfectly darn well who he is. I'm the Prince of all Saiyans. I know everyone."
"Well you don't have to be such a butt." she said angrily.
- From KidGoku13's 'Bardock's Second Chance'
Angeal warily looked up when Zack cleared his throat. "What is it now, Zack?" he asked, feeling exceptionally tired.
"Waffles," Zack said.
"Waffles," Angeal repeated.
"Yeah. Waffles are the epitome of all that is good and pure in our world."
"First off, I don't even know how you know the word 'epitome' and secondly, what are you smoking now?"
"No, no! Listen, Angeal! Okay... so waffles are good and pure, okay? So I say the next time there's a bad guy we use them for the 'Greater Good'!"
"Oh yes, Zack. Evil beware, we have waffles."
- From Diaphanous' 'Mr. Funny'
Why these incidents almost always happen on the elevator, Angeal would never know. Several confused passengers looked around. The SOLDIER First just stoically stared ahead, his grinning apprentice bouncing in place beside him.
"What the?" one person muttered. As a collective they shrugged it off. Several more people entered the elevator and it continued its descent.
"Does anyone else hear that?" someone asked.
"Yeah, who let a cat in?"
Angeal valiantly struggled to keep a straight face.
"Seriously where's it coming from?"
All of the sudden Zack screamed like a banshee, causing everyone else, besides Angeal, to scream with him.
- also from Diaphanous' 'Mr. Funny'
Angeal was a good SOLDIER but there were times when even he could not avoid a head-on collision with Zack Fair. Now was such a time because his apprentice had barreled out of his room and straight into Angeal.
"OH MY GAWD!" Zack coughed, feathers spewing from his mouth.
Angeal, sprawled flat on his back, sighed. "It's five in the morning…" he muttered. "What is it now, Zack?"
"My pillow is gone!" the Second-Class SOLDIER wailed.
"Pillow?" Angeal asked as he shoved Zack off of him and stood.
"Well… I think I ate it."
"…" Angeal pinched the bridge of his nose. "Explain yourself."
Zack coughed out more feathers and down. "I was dreaming about eating a giant marshmallow and I woke up and my pillow gone!" He fished out one last stubborn piece of feather from his teeth. "Pft…"
- also from Diaphanous' 'Mr. Funny'
"Not 'jet,' you wretch. My designation is Thundercracker, First Lieutenant and Second in Command of the Seeker units." The jet stood straight and tall, obviously proud of his rank and title. Barricade supposed that he might have had the same reaction if he had similar status.
"Yeah, spiffy. Welcome to Earth, home of the weird." The scout said, suddenly tired of having to babysit petulant idiots.
- From More Than I Appear's 'Catalyst'
"Says the man who walks through an upright backward flushing toilet so he can be shot at by evil alien slug," Shehan pointed out. "We get to stay home and worry about the toaster attacking us."
"That was an accident! I didn't mean to make it come alive," Sam cried out. "And beside it's your fault that Toastie shot the Pop Tarts at you. He doesn't like them. He says they're unhealthy for you. Beside he prefers English Muffins."
- From Lady Foxfire's 'Better Than A Backward Flushing Toilet'
"Yamamoto coughed. "So, does anyone else want to file sexual harassment charges against their captains?"
Two hands raised- Nanao's and Matsumoto's. Hitsugaya glared at his second. "Put your damned hand down, Matsumoto."
She looked offended. "I'm completely serious!" She turned to the Captain-General, "My captain is constantly looking at my chest, and it's starting to make me feel uncomfortable."
"For god's sake, woman, does it not occur to you that I'm only as tall as your chest? Of course I end up looking at them, they're the first thing I see when I look straight ahead."
"Oh? Then what about-"
"That would stop happening if you stopped hugging me! What is it about the words eye-level that you don't understand?"
Matsumoto relented, but still didn't look pleased. "Well, still."
Hitsugaya buried his face in his hands. "I hate you so much. When I hit puberty, I pray to God I turn out to be gay."
"Oh, taichou, am I really so awful as to turn you off women forever?"
"YES." Hitsugaya hissed. Matsumoto grabbed him and hugged him, subsequently burying his face in her chest with a strangled "Hurk!" noise.
"I'm so glad I've left an influence on you!"
His voice muffled from his face's current location within his vice-captain's cavernous cleavage, Hitsugaya pleaded, "Sir? Petition for a transfer of Lieutenants?"
- From Lala to the power of 2's 'Interoffice Personnel Relations'
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ONLY IN AMERICA
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. (in case you were wondering, I have proof that this is true. My cousin actually ordered a pizza at the same time an ambulance was called to pick up my grandfather. Guess who won?)
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order Super Sized Double Cheeseburgers, Large Fries, and a Diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't
forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for
the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that
mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister
is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
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