Sahashi Takami decides that it is pointless to try and prevent her children from entering the Sekirei Plan and gives Minato a hand in starting his 'flock'. Minato x Harem, starting with Hikari and Hibiki. Has a TVTropes Page!

The Dursleys leave Harry in his cupboard, but will he be there when they get home? Well... no, otherwise we wouldn't have a story. Harry Potter changes genres from Juvenile Fantasy to Space Opera!

Cassiopeia Black may prefer research to family politics, but she refuses to allow her family name to be ruined after the events of fall 1981. With the help of a routine obsessed house elf, Cassiopeia sets out to spin the Black family's largest PR nightmare in 100 years with a lot of old magic, some luck, and her Squib brother's family... the Grangers.

When Taylor Hebert Triggered in the Locker, the Entities were slow to act. Instead of the [Queen Administrator], she was gifted with the seed of power known as an [Embryo], which becomes a powerful weapon one month after The Locker. How will this change the world of Earth Bet? Gamer!Taylor! Has a TVTropes page!

Harry's always wondered why the Dursleys hated him. After a nasty beating breaks loose some memories, he starts to experiment only to find he really may be different. After a few a few setbacks he starts to gain control of his powers, only to receive another beating. Pleading with his magic to get him away, he soon discovers he has a great destiny and the family he always wanted.

A prank gone horribly wrong removes Issei from the equation before he can even do anything important. How will Rias and the ORC handle Xander Harris being the Red Dragon Emperor? How will Xander deal with being a Devil? Harem because it's DxD. As Tenhawk says: Reviews are the coin of the realm.

Freshly graduated from the Imperial Academy of Onmyōji, Hiiraga Saito decides to take the longer scenic route on his way to his posting. Then, all of a sudden, he is teleported to a strange country ruled by Western Wizards by a small pink-haired mage. Saito has one question: What the heck is going on here? Harem, M-Rated later on. Cover Image by DARKPHANTOM13. Has TVTropes Page!

When Taylor was shoved into the locker, with fetid smells and skittering bugs creeping over her body, she screamed endlessly. That was for the first day, her fisted hands banging on the door as she begged someone, anyone to help her, to save her, receiving nothing but silence. The second day she was reduced to feeble, infrequent pleas for help. By the third, she was silent.

What would happen if someone with vast knowledge about the Mass Effect Universe, both official (wiki/Codex) and theoretical (fanfics), decent fighting ability and a plan was dropped into that Universe 13 years before Eden Prime? As it turns out, quite a lot! FemShep. Soft HFY. And a very different kind of self-insert.

"In the end, it isn't hope that called out to me. Not the desire for someone to save them, to give them mercy. I failed at that once, and would never be able to answer that call. It was vengeance. The simple human need to make sure that whoever hurt you, whoever hurt those you love, will never be able to do so again. To ensure that even should you die, that your enemies would too."

It has been well over two centuries since Kakyōin Noriaki died during the fight against DIO, and his spirit has wandered the afterlife ever since. Then he suddenly falls into the dream of one Midoriya Izuku. What will this meeting portend for the two of them? Stand!Izuku! Possible Harem. Will be updated when I feel like it, so don't complain about long times between updates!

The Girl Who Lived, one Lilith Potter, had no desire to be involved in politics, back room scheming, or subterfuge. That didn't directly benefit her that is, after all, that led to 'work', thanks no thanks. Unfortunately thanks to a shoddy ritual the reluctant dark witch was tossed into a galaxy far far away, and an intrigued Dark Lord of the Sith has taken interest in her training

Seven years is a long time. Especially when you have to do it twice. You know what you have to do and you think you know how you'll do it, so what can you do in the meantime? Live up your family legacy of course. It's time for a changing of the guard; the Marauders time is over, now it's time for Potter Club to step up

Many people have correctly said much about how dark and hopeless an environment Worm is. But for a serious D&D player, it is simply Tuesday. So no use panicking. Of course, there is that little complication about starting out as a 1st level commoner...

Alternate Title: The Snake Goes Ara Ara. By cruel trick of the fates, intervention of stupid gods, or just the apathy of an uncaring universe I find myself awakening as Orochimaru just after he had possessed a woman for his new host. Now I need to find a way to turn this hoard of sycophants and psychos into a force of positive change before I go insane.

Imagine if Lelouch had prepared himself both mentally and physically for his war with Britannia. Lelouch X Harem. Has a TVTropes page!

Taylor and Reimu being straight, Greg being relevant, the bigotry everywhere, people liking this abomination; it's all Alice's fault! Now bitch, roll for Endbringer kills!

Getting the [Boosted Gear] is expected for Issei. What if he gained it a month early and another one as well? Let the Games Begin... IsseiXHarem (if it wasn't, it wouldn't be DXD). Now has a TVTropes page!

Taylor Triggers with the power of Hydrokinesis. She will wash away those who stand before her. Alt!Power! Taylor. Worm belongs to Wildbow. TaylorxLisaxAmy. Now has a TVTropes Page!

Did Shirou have a clue what was going on? No. Not really. But that was nothing new. In fact, all of it seemed oddly familiar. Everything was the same, from the hole in his chest, to the black haired girl with a glow red object. Now he was involved in a war that previously had nothing to do with him, with the fate of the world hanging in the balance. So you know, same old same old.

Uzumaki Naruto wakes up one day to find out that his life has been turned into a RPG game, thanks to his 'Gamer' ability. What should he do about this? Smart(er) Naruto. Elements of Romance Games included in later chapters, so possible upgrade to M later. NarutoxHarem. Now has a TVTropes page!

Book 2 of the Swords and Sorcery series. Shirou and Iris continue on to their second year at Hogwarts with new friends and potential enemies showing that perhaps Shirou is not as far from home as he thinks.

Uzumaki Naruko has just graduated from the Konohagakure Ninja Academy after defeating Toji Mizuki when her apartment is blown up. Fortunately, she receives a new home thanks to a little known Clan Law dating back to the time of the Nidaime Hokage. Yuri Harem. Weapon Mistress and Chakra Chain Naruko. Now has a TVTropes Page! That needs to be updated!

In the aftermath of his resurrection by Ophis and Great Red, Hyodou Issei finds himself targeted by one of the most powerful Stray Devils in the History of the Rating Game. The Queen of Blood and Betrayal seeks the Boosted Gear for purposes unknown and is powerful enough to threaten the Sekiryūtei. What is her goal? And what is her connection to the Bael Family? IsseixHarem.

Shirou Emiya had not been ready for the Clocktower. He lacked roughly seven years of the background required to do anything of value there, and the attempt to teach him was cutting into Rin's own research time. So Zelretch decided to send the boy away to another world to complete his 'magical primary school education'. Not like he has the power to say no.

fa·vor /ˈfāvər/ A complicated word with multiple definitions, many of which pertaining to the unusual relationship between Lara Raith and Harry Dresden. A series of conversations over coffee (and other beverages) over the course of the two's meeting, relationship, and (un?)willing marriage.

One year has passed since Lyra (formerly Bellatrix) Black traveled thirty years into an alternate future. Unfortunately, this means she's expected to go back to boring Hogwarts for more boring normal people stuff. Except, there is that Tournament thing. And Angel Black. And her muggleborn girlfriend. And maybe an international incident or two... Never mind, should be fun.

SEQUEL TO The Walnut Court. James and Vera's adventures continue at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. There, they meet friends new and old, dodge the plots of certain teachers, learn more about magic and the castle, and... worry. For there is something lurking in the nearby forest, something dark, something... evil. AU with detailed world-building

The story of a man who just really wishes death would let him be. He tried once. Lived a wonderful life, died at a ripe old age. Yet once more he lives in the body of a young child. Time has torn his life's work away, and his only skills are ones from a time long past. Lost, he stumbles upon a game he recognizes. He asks himself… why be a King when you can be a God? (Contains smut)

A story of love, and loss. Of epic battles and fantastic journeys. Of monsters, demons, gods and angels. Of the bonds of friendship, tested and true. Also, of Oppai. Actually, lots of oppai. It's really a lot sillier than it sounds.

The problem: muggleborns face terrible discrimination, Voldemort has this awful habit of killing them whenever he gets the chance, and the situation's only getting worse. The solution: Find safety in numbers - and if the numbers don't exist yet, find a way to make them, even if you knock the wizarding world on its head on the way!

Iris Potter was given the solemn duty to protect her young male counterpart the next reality over from the forces of evil. The only problem? They forgot to give her any rules to follow. Now known as Iris Black watch as she kidnaps Harry Potter and turns reality on its head as she finds the best way to make his childhood not only memorable, but worthy of the Marauders Dynasty.

When she woke up on a stone slab completely naked, with her arms chained to the stone while nightmare hole-headed monsters in the room slowly wandered around the room, Skye felt like screaming was a completely reasonable response. Attracting their attention led to her getting her throat torn out by their teeth, and she assumed she was dead. She was wrong. !OP/OC After Chapter 6

In the tradition of Zoat's 'With This Ring' an SI with a power ring appears in orbit around DC's Earth wearing just what they'd worn to bed. This was not a danger of sleeping naked he'd expected.

I am a 18 year old fanfiction writer, schoolkid and computer nerd. I also just woke up in the body of 8 year old Harry Potter. How did I get here? No idea. What am I going to do? Priority one, survive. Priority two, drag this world into the 21st century. Metagaming and Magitech.

Fifteen months in Azkaban Prison following the Chamber of Secrets fiasco leaves Harry Potter less than interested in being anybody's hero, and thanks to his psychotic friends, unreliable allies, persistent enemies, prophecies, tournaments, war, politics, magic insanity, and the perils of true love, it'd be a wonder if any of us remained sane. Still, it's the only game in town…

Abandoned by his Uncle after one magical accident too many, a more inquisitive and adventurous Harry sets out to learn about the magic of nature in the Forest of Dean! Along the way, he meets spirits, magical creatures, fairies, and learns of a hidden world. AU/Shaman!Harry "Foxes! Fairies! Ghosts! Songs! Tree-house! Land-lady!" "VERA!" "What?" rated T for mild language and action

Akari died...a forgotten soldier in an urban warzone. Suddenly appearing in a new Universe with a floating text-box telling her she was a 'player' was not quite how she envisioned the afterlife, but it definitely beats eternal damnation. Plus, after the stuff she'd been through, she definitely earned the chance to play around. !GamerOC - Rated M for swearing, violence and death

A Harry Potter who has tried to take control of his destiny from second year on finds himself in need of a fresh start. Armed with some abilities beyond the norm, a Mastery of Defense and a muggle-style teacher's license, Harry takes his daughter Lily Luna and takes a job offer at Kuoh Academy. Pairings Harry/Rias/many. ON HOLD until A Third Path to The Future is Done.

After a unlucky moment with the gang back in time, Ranma's forced to seek out the then-present day Happosai to steal his Namban Mirror to get home. When an explosion cracks the mirror, he's flung through time and space to land on Remnant, but he isn't alone. And what are these weird white and black creatures? Pairing undecided but will be either Yang or Pyrrha not a harem or multi!

When Taylor gained bug powers, a god died. When Taylor became a magical girl, the world braced for impact. Cross-posted quest from Sufficient Velocity.

Rewrite of the original: Harry befriends the dragon in the first task, and this makes all the difference. Watch as Harry makes new friends, discovers new enemies, and Luna regularly breaks Hermione's brain. And Harry might just fall in love along the way. Some Dumbledore bashing, temporarily bad Ron, and H/Hr/L. And... Fred has a thing for McGonagall? Who knows.

Lelouch thought he'd won, having arranged his own death for world peace he awaited eternity in hell as his reward, what he hadn't expected was to wake up in a small ten year old girls body with no explanation. Bitter, jaded, tired, and lost Princess Luluka no longer cares about saving the world from itself, now she's on a journey to sow chaos for no other reason then that she can.

Harry Potter dies for the 7th time, forcing Death to have a face to skull talk with the young man. After learning of the betrayals heaped upon him, as well as the horrors Voldemort and his followers would go on to perpetrate, Harry agrees to go back as an employee of Death, LLC. This story is an adult comedy based loosely on the Reptilia28 challenge.

With the love of a good woman, Harry becomes more confident and learns to handle the embarrassment that comes from being a teenage boy as well as an unexpected animagus. Set during the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Severe Ron bashing ahead.

Years after the Epilogue things look bleak: Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise: "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity.

Abandoned fic, currently in development hell. Yes, I am still alive as of 02/01/2023. For those wondering, AE is a pre-ME2 fanfiction about a contemporary human inserted into the body of a geth platform. Includes gratuitous world-building and some Gamer!Lite elements. If you're going to read this, I recommend reading My Immortal first so this fic doesn't seem as bad in comparison.

Keiko Kirigaya had survived the sinking of Kyushu while watching nearly her entire family perish in its wake, which of course caused her to trigger. As is usual with powers, they did nothing to help save the ones she loved and only made her feel more useless. Years later she lives in Brockton Bay with her Grandfather, and befriends social pariah Taylor Hebert.

Ranma leaves after the events with Saffron to find a cure. Thinking he might have he heads to Rome and instead winds up adopting Asia, and getting introduced to the world of the Threeway War. Being his usual self Ranma befriends Asia and fights off the Fallen. Ranma and a few new friends will enter this conflict and make their mark. Paring: Ranma/Rias/Saeko-hotd/Gabriel

Marcus and Keiko Lavere were woken from a sound slumber when their home was invaded by the BBB, when their daughter Amelia was threatened Marquis and Blink fought back and defeated them while quickly retreating. The politics are murky, the rules have been broken, "heroes" have died, and the Hebert's end up stuck housing a family of villains while the lawyers figure everything out.

Khepri died by Contessa's hand, yet certain Aspects were rather put out with how her story ended. Fate and Destiny decided Taylor got a raw deal, mostly due to their own meddling, and felt the best way to reward her would be to give her a second chance at a happy life and a new friend. The fact that new friend was a chaos incarnate Potter was just convenient happenstance, of course

Kazuma Sato is celebrated as the legendary Hero who defeated the Devil King. Many have heard his tale from the Chronicles of Eris or the Royal Archives. Now, however, I have a chance to share Kazuma's own words, complied from his own notes, found after his death last spring. While some would expect his autobiography to be self aggrandizing, I have found quite the opposite. -NS

Lina Inverse reincarnates as Taylor Hebert. She has... opinions, about exactly how the world works.

Taylor Hebert never wanted to be a cape, hell she never wanted any sort of attention other then from those she cared about, but that had been stolen from her. Stolen during an eighteen month long bullying campaign that ended in a casual murder attempt that was brushed under the rug. Unfortunately for her tormentors they managed to awaken her true power, Revan. Slight TOR crossover

Taylor Hebert has been known by many titles during the course of her young life: Daughter, friend, victim, villain, warlord, hero, monster, savior… But now, awakening in a whole new world after defeating Scion, she will have to bear a new unexpected title: Campione.

On the day Akari arrived in the Star Wars Universe, she knew that this wasn't going to be difficult. If a crippled old man could defeat the most powerful octogenarian in the Galaxy then Akari knew she'd have no problem of it. That didn't mean she didn't want to get elbow-deep in some of the best fights imaginable. It just sucked that nothing could really hurt her...!Sequel !GamerOC

After dying and appearing in a new world once already, Akari was less surprised when she ended up in a whole new world. How she arrived, however, was most certainly not standard. Now she had to contend with Dark Wizards, Aurors and other dangerous...no, they weren't dangerous, more like cute little puppies. Well, at least the butterbeer was good! !War Dog Sequel !GamerOC !OP MC

Too many things happen in the summer of 1994. (A pseudo-sequel of All According to Plan, a collaboration between LeighaGreene and inwardtransience)

Kirigaya Keiko was a fairly normal teenage girl, smarter than her classmates, a bit short tempered when she had to deal with concentrated idiocy, but for the most part, normal. The problem was her passion for gaming, and the desire to avoid all stereotypes involved with being a female gamer. So she always hid behind her male avatar Kirito, that is until SAO...thanks much Kayaba...

AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.

Taylor died in her locker, which was a rather inglorious way to go out if she had anything to say about it, but as it turned out there was more expected from her then simply moving on to her next great adventure. In limbo she met Harry Potter who felt she had gotten a raw deal and offered her a chance to return to the world of the living with the powers of a witch. Troll!MoD

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

The powers we get, they get stronger through conflict. No one said anything about our [Shards] evolving through despair. Someone should've warned this wayward [host] before I got saddled with one persnickety owl, no matter how helpful she is! AU

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

Thirteen-year-old Bella Black intended to go back in time to start a war in service to her patron goddess. Ritual magic goes awry and she finds herself in 1993, faced with a failing House of Black, an insane alter ego, and a Dark Lord on the rise. Chaos ensues. Title drop. (A collaboration by LeighaGreene and inwardtransience)

Being reborn in the world of RWBY means that the Grimm are your natural enemies. My case is the complete opposite. I'm not really sure who I pissed off in my previous life but being reborn as a Beowolf was definitely not something I expected. (SI)

I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

It all began when I ate that Titan. It was an accident, I swear. There was this annoying message out of nowhere saying I Ascended, and it all went downhill from there. All it's really useful for anyway is having these really annoying voices in your head and occasionally smiting the odd mortal, neither of which is all that useful. It doesn't help that my cat seems obsessed with me.

I've always been a curious one. I've always believed that the best way to avoid fearing something is to understand it, so that's what I do. I should've known it would bite me back one day. Even so, I wouldn't trade it for the world. After all, how else would I have left my old life behind, and forged my path anew? (A/N: this story is a writer's first work on this site, has errors)

Taylor got a different power. And a different outlook. This was in my plot bunny file but I write in it occasionally. It may continue past the first five chapters but it will be hit or miss at best. Updates weekly for the first five.

James and Lily chose him to guide and raise their son if they were ever struck down, and for once in his life Sirius Black took his duty to heart and did just that. Pity for all the meddlers, for the son of Prongs, raised by his mother, at the side of Padfoot, really had no patience for the wizarding worlds pretentious idiocy.

Harry Potter had won the war, it had been bloody, brutal, and in the end almost entirely pointless. Despite his influence nothing changed in their secluded society and eventually he just stopped caring. With Hermione's blessing he eventually decides to perform a ritual that jumps universes, and somehow ends up the caretaker of a female version of himself. Chaos, of course, ensues.

Harry and Tom's souls are tied together. Which is why they're in this endless loop of rebirth. At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people. (slightly crack AU w/ some seriousness) MoD!Harry, kinda soulmates!TMRHP SLASH M/M

Don't like the world? Go find another.

AU. Because Argo is far too devious to be human and Kirito is doomed to forever be pulled into dangerous and unbelievable circumstances for as long as he lives.

Earth Bet is, frankly, in deep trouble. So, being the good neighbor he is, Arceus decides to make a champion of his own to help keep what little peace there is alive. In other words, Taylor Hebert is now a cute, pink, super-powerful bundle of energy. Brockton Bay will never be the same, for better or worse. T for language.

The Grimm closed in, as the ember in his soul shivered and then surged forth, burning irrepressibly as he faced death once more. "It's going to be a long night" The 9-year-old murmured, his tone quivering in a manner that might have been mistaken for terror… if not for the nigh maniacal grin stretched across his face "Well, just another dance at death's border, I guess" Gamer!Jaune

An accident with the Second Magic sends Shirou to another dimension. Trapped in a different world and a younger body, how will he manage to get back home? Perhaps the Hogwarts library has an "Inter-dimensional Travel" section.

A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS

Hinata has been living behind a mask all her life, trying to be a good person—trying to be like Uzumaki Naruto. Then Neji pushes her too far during the Chūnin exams and everything begins to unravel.

There were very few things that could rile a 25 year old Naruto Uzumaki up. He was perfectly content to sit in his home, work his normal job, study at a normal school, and in his free time, tinker (read: upgrade in a potentially life endangering manner) with whatever happened to catch his interest. This obviously did not include Devils, or Angels, or Fallen Angels.

So it turns out that Ron isn't a cowardly me-tooer, but a dangerous madboy unleashed on an unsuspecting public who are inured to such activities after more than a decade of Weasley insanity. NOT A ONESHOT BUT SPORADIC UPDATES PROBABLY

What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.

Standing over Flowey, covered in dust, Chara realizes that there's some lines she won't cross after all. The only question is what to do about it. Time to reset. Genocide-route AU.

A prank so great, everyone knew only the Weasley Twins could be the perpetrators, and without losing a single house point! But how did they perform the impossible? The entire school is buzzing with the ongoing mystery till one day it turns into something even greater. Something wonderful. The one prank to rule them all. The supreme prank of pranks that topped even Fred and George!

When the Grand Demoness of Hell finds a new play toy, she gets more than she bargained for with Ranma Saotome, gender cursed heir of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts.

Illya wakes up in Diagon with no idea how she got there, considering her last memory was of Gilgamesh killing her. To avoid being found out by the Einzberns and possibly killed, she enrolls in Hogwarts...and she's determined to have fun with the wizards. So what if she completely wrecks history in the process? She gets to save her father and finally have a proper family!

With all three of his opponents dead before the Third Task, Harry decides to take a novel approach to a dangerous situation facing him: caution. Incidentally, this will allow him to get a little bit of revenge on everyone at the same time. Plus, he really needs to finish his Potions essay. ONESHOT

After Tony Stark learned that his older sister, Joyce, had passed away, he traveled to Sunnydale to meet his nieces. That's when things really got interesting.

It was supposed to be a joke letter, but it ended up so much more. Who would have guessed that the 'poster child' of the Light side was a closet Pyromaniac with a distinct inability to care about the trauma he causes? Now there's a warlock teaching DADA, there's Death Eaters on fire, and the mediwitch is hexing everyone! Who knew being a minder for Richard could be so fun? CRACK

NON-CANON One-Shot. Harry and Voldy are killed in the final battle and Harry's will is to be read. UPDATED: 10/16/14

REVISED AND UPDATED: NON CANON Features a super powered Harry with lots of money, titles and all that rot. Its meant to entertain those who like those stories and bash my least favorite JKR chars. Harmony all the way. Minor Revision: 7/12/14

A fourth year fic. Harry is stuck in something he doesn't want to be in, Dumbledore's a manipulative bastard, Voldemort wants Harry dead, the school hates him...sounds like every year right? Well this year Hermione has a brilliant idea (or more than one) and her idea(s) change Harry's life, her life, and a big black dog's life too. AU and no idea which genre to put this under.

ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?

While he has returned from being absorbed into Unit-01, Shinji finds himself in an odd situation. Now, in a body that looks nothing like a human's and with a snarky roommate in his head, he has to deal with new powers and abilities while those around him shift. And he thought that fighting Angels was weird...

ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.

Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.

Saved from freezing to death at the age of five, Naruto is dumped on to the lap of a new father, Kiritsugu Emiya the Magus Killer. The Einzbern family takes him in to be Illya's dagger in the next Grail War. Too bad his teacher Zelretch has other plans for him. Now he has to survive the Fifth Grail War, returning to his home and find a suitable wife before Acht strangles him!

Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi

Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi

When things go wrong in one world, wizards seek help from another. Unfortunately what you want and what you get can sometimes be entirely different things. A tale featuring Harry, Hermione, Luna, Susan, Neville and a whole host of others. Loosely inspired by "The Meaning of Fear" by Rorschach's Blot. Rating for highly probable violence, and likely bad language.

The smallest act or difference can be all that is needed to change the future. Now Diebuster!Taylor stands to make more than small or simple changes for the future of mankind.

"I do wonder how the magicals of Britain will react when they discover that the 'Boy-Who-Lived' is now the 'Wolf-That-Loves'." Hermione and Harry become werewolves with some surprising results. So surprising, in fact, that their world turns on its head. Takes place sixth year. Harry/Hermione, AU. I find this story hard to give a summary for...

When the Master of Death takes in a girl he found on the streets, it cause a massive change in events in the life of one Akeno Himejima. What can a wizard who has fled his country because of his status and a girl whose mother has been killed have in common? Rated M because I'm paranoid.

On a dark world on the brink of catastrophe, one young girl appearing in the middle of a Parahuman flashpoint might make a difference. It would be hard to make it worse. WARNING: This is rated appropriately. Reader discretion is recommended after Chapter 8.

Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?

Harry Potter is a thief and a lawbreaker long before he gets his letter. Upon discovering he's a wizard, he sets out for the wizarding world - but he's doing things his way. Dumbledore has no idea what his decision to leave Harry with the Dursleys has wrought. Harry/Multi, darkish, some Dumbledore bashing, rating may go up later.

Go back to the beginning, that was the plan. Stop Voldemort on the cusp of becoming a dark lord, stop him before he created his first horcrux and change history before it could be written. That was the plan, only Harry made a mistake. HIATUS

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

Shirou converts his nerves into makeshift magic circuits everytime he needs to use magic. A human body has millions of nerves. A magus has on average twenty circuits...maybe he's on to something there...

When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.

Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations

I asked Rorschach's Blot if I could play around with a ficlet found in Odd Ideas... three years ago! Anyway, Harry likes to cook, with a passion far greater than Molly Weasley. What if that passion was a bit more directed...

Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata

Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.

After a costly victory in her own universe a Girl Who Lived leaves her own dark world in search of a new home - and finds a more classic Harry Potter just starting his own Goblet of Fire!

An incident in Diagon Alley starts a chain of events which lead to Hermione learning about her parents past. What will happen to the Wizarding World because of this?

Kakashi is very late to pick up his Genin team. Ranma accidently teleports. And the early bird gets the worm...

What would you do if the only way to save the person you loved was to sacrifice everything else that you held dear? DH-Epilogue compliant, sort of. Some HP/GW and RW/Hr, but ultimately, epically, HP/Hr.

Kakashi will regret having the most unpredictable person in Konoha on his team. Poor him.

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.

Started as a challenge on the Worst muggles to raise Harry, this follows what would have happened had Maxwell Smart gotten a hold of the little tyke. Follows the TV series with a slight modernizing.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Energy can neither be created nor destroyed. It can only change forms. In any process, the total energy of the universe remains the same. That is science's First Law of Thermodynamics. And it's wrong. AU, featuring a bit of girl!Harry.

COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.

A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.

COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.

COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.

A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.