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Joined 11-26-07, id: 1430883, Profile Updated: 06-28-09
Author has written 4 stories for Warriors, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and Chicago!.

Name: Clovertail as far as I'm concerned. (I MADE UP CLOVERTAIL LAST YEAR, BEFORE THEY CAME UP WITH IT IN THE BOOK, I SWEAR TO GOD! I BET THEY STOLE IT FROM ME! I REALLY DID COME UP WITH IT THOUGH, FOR THIS MYTH HW WE HAD WHERE WE HAD TO MAKE UP A MYTH! THERE WAS A CHARACTER IN IT THE MAIN CHARACTER AND HER NAME WAS CLOVERTAIL!! THOSE OF YOU THAT DON'T BELIEVE ME CAN DROP DEAD! AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, I MADE CLOVERTAIL AND THEY STOLE THE NAME FROM ME SOMEHOW! I'M NOT TRYING TO BE FUNNY--I'M DEAD SERIOUS RIGHT NOW!)

Real Name: Are you stupid?

WARNING!

I IS SUGAR HIGH!

Looks Like: Hazel/Brown pretty hair, ENCHANTING dirty green eyes, very straight roundish face, and and and and and and and and and and (sorry i couldn't resist the urge) and yellow skin w/ purple polka dots.

Location: Like I'M going to tell YOU!

Personality: Funny, totally insane, INCREDIBLY disturbing when sugar high, and strangely calm otherwise.

Hobbies/Likes: Annoying my dad, my ELA and Social Studies teachers, BARBRA STREISAND, JUDITH BLAZER, the Warriors Series, reading, writing, and the OH SO FAMOUS LONGEST-RUNNING BRITISH MUSICAL, Cats.

Dislikes/Fears: My math tutor, homework, my math teacher, and math in general. (Not my strong point.)

QUOTES! I LIKES QUOTES!

"Life is too important to be taken seriously" - Oscar Wilde

"Do not worry about your difficulties in math, I can assure you that mine are still greater."

"Even in laughter the heart is sad; and the end of joy is grief." - Proverbs 13;14/ My ELA teacher, Melinda Gennaro (pronounced "Jenahroh"), has this tattooed on her arm.

"YOU MOBEY DICK!" Quoted by my brother, Aaron, who at the time didn't know what or who Mobey Dick was. It was incredibly hilarious.

"Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul, and sings the tune without the words, and never stops at all." - Emily Dickinson

"Well behaved women rarely make history" - Marilyn Monroe

"Girls can do everything men can do...just backwards and in heels" - Ginger Rogers

Clovertail's Survey:

Name: Nightcloud

Gender: Girl

Siblings: One 9 yr old autistic brother

Interests: Musicals (old ones), CATS, the show, and WARRIORS!

Whats on your TV RIGHT NOW: It's off

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say: I was talking to myself about the fact that I'm supposed to be finishing my American Revolution essay for Social Studies.

Where are you RIGHT NOW: I am sitting in a chair...in my dining room...at the computer.

Look up. Now look back. What do you see: The computer screen...what else?

Who do you have a crush on: Well, excuuuuuuuse me!

What was the last thing you thought: What was the last thing you thought?

Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your mind: Bastard.

Reach out and grab the thing closest to you. What is it: The keyboard.

What are you writing RIGHT NOW: What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

Favorite Warrior/Apprentice Pairings:

FirestarxSandstorm

CloudtailxBrightheart

FeathertailxStormfur

SquirrelflightxBrambleclaw

StormfurxBrook

GraystripexSilverstream

LionpawxHeatherpaw

Firestar/Spottedleaf

Hated Warrior/Apprentice Pairings:

GolderflowerxTigerclaw

CrowfeatherxLeafpool

CloudtailxDaisy

SquirrelflightxAshfur

CrowfeatherxNightcloud

StormfurxSquirrelflight

GraystripexMillie

LionpawxHoneypaw

I LOVE MUSICALS

I love to watch old movies, especially musicals. I'm going to name how many old actors and actresses I know then how many movies I know. You probably wont know most of them. If a person or movie is capitalized, that means I'm OBSESSED with them. Like, seriously. Some people are just really famous on Broadway, like JUDY BLAZER!

Actors/Actresses

JUDY/JUDITH BLAZER!

BARBRA STREISAND!

"Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?"

- Barbra Streisand

CYD CHARISSE!

VIRGINIA O'BRIEN!

LUCILLE BALL!

"I'd rather regret the things I have done than the things I have not." - Lucille Ball

Desi Arnaz

William Frawley

Vivian Vance

SHIRLEY JONES!

"After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school, my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise." - Shirley Jones

FANNY BRICE!

JUDY GARLAND!

"We cast away priceless time in dreams, born of imagination, fed upon illusion, and put to death by reality." - Judy Garland

ANNE MILLER!

Frank Sinatra

Gene Kelly

Lucille Bremer

GINGER RODGERS!

"Girls can do everything men can do...just backwards and in heels." - Ginger Rodgers

Fred Astaire

Shirley MacLaine

Debbie Reynolds

Agnes Moorhead

The Marx Brothers

Jean Hagen

Jackie Gleason

Audrey Meadows

Art Carney

Joyce Randolph

Robert Preston

Ethel Merman

Zero Mostel

(Commenting on Jim Henson's Muppets) "He has the best possible actors. If you have a disagreement with them, you can always use them to wash your car." - Zero Mostel

Donald O'Connor

Carol Channing

Sarah Brightman

Patti Lupone

"Smile at a stranger. See what happens."

Audra MacDonald

DONNA MURPHY!!

Dawn Upshaw

Mandy Patinkin

Marylin Monroe

"Imperfection is beauty; madness is genius. And it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."

- Marylin Monroe

"If I play a stupid girl and I ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through. What am I supposed to do...look intelligent?" - Marylin Monroe

KATHARINE HEPBURN!

"Life is hard. After all, it kills you." - Katharine Hepburn

Audrey Hepburn

Cary Grant

"When people tell you how young you look, they are really telling you how old you are." - Cary Grant

Mickey Rooney

" I don't regret anything I've ever done. I only wish I could have done more." - Mickey Rooney

Red Skelton

"Congress, Bingo with billions." - Red Skelton

Hermionie Gingold

Margaret O'Brien

Betty Garrett

Stanley Donen

Leslie Caron

"In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy?" - Leslie Caron

Maurice Chevalier

DEBORAH KERR

ROSALIND RUSSEL!

"Acting is standing up naked and turning around very slowly." - Rosalind Russel

Omar Sharif

Julie Andrews

Rita Moreno

Walter Matthau

"My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more." - Walter Matthau

LOUIS ARMSTRONG!

Buddy Hackett

Paul Ford

Jackie Cooper

James Stewart

Pert Kelton

LIZA MINNELLI!

Robert Redford

Mel Brooks

"Critics can't even make music by rubbing their back legs together." - Mel Brooks

"If Presidents don't do it to their wives, they do it to their country." - Mel Brooks

Jerry Lewis

Dean Martin

Dom DeLuise

Kathryn Grayson

John Mills

Robert Goulet

Peter O'Toole

Carol Burnette

Michael Crawford

Lou Costello

Bud Abbott

Elaine Page

Ava Gardener

Betty Buckley

Elizabeth Montgomery

"The minute someone says 'Oh God, you could never do that; you can't get that kind of stuff on the air'...that's the kind of stuff I want to do." - Elizabeth Montgomery

"Like most people, I secretly hope that it's true – that there are witches like Samantha, and that families like hers really do exist." - Elizabeth Montgomery

Angela Lansbury

Oscar Levant

Jean Harlow

Phyllis Diller

"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up." - Phyllis Diller

Favorite Musicians:

Annie McDermott (the most freaking amazing pianist on the freaking planet)

Nadja Salerno-Sonnenberg (violinist)

Movies/Musicals/Shows (Exclamation points tell how much i like the show)

CATS!(I LUV THAT SHOW)

Cat On a Hot Tin Roof

Brigadoon!

Funny Girl!!

Funny Lady

Hello, Dolly!!

Ziegfeld Follies!!

The Music Man!!

Carousel!

Mame!

Auntie Mame!!

Singin' in the Rain!!

The Harvey Girls!

Wonderful Town!!

That's Entertainment!

Anchors Aweigh

On the Town!

I Love Lucy!

The Honeymooners

Benny Hill

The Phantom of the Opera

Fiddler on the Roof!!

The Producers (the old one)

Spaceballs (hahaha)

The Abbot and Costello Movies(theres a lot of them)

The Marx Bros. Movies (theres a lot of them 2)

Bell Boy

Yentl

The Band Wagon

Easter Parade

The Fantastiks

Guys and Dolls

West Side Story

The Sound of Music

Mary Poppins

Gigi

Can Can

The King and I

Meet Me in St. Louis

Some like it Hot!!

Fanny!

Bye-Bye Birdie

The Philadelphia Story

Lawrence of Arabia

Bringing Up Baby

Psycho

"His Girl Friday"

Popeye the Sailor Man

Betty Boop

The Lion in Winter

Inherit the Wind

Of Mice and Men

Breakfast at Tiffany's

Finnian's Rainbow

Goodbye, Mr. Chips

Sabrina

The Trouble with Harry

Oklahoma

Moby Dick

The Red Shoes

A Christmas Story

Annie Get Your Gun

Ain't Misbehavin

Anything Goes

Cabaret

Candide

Carnival

Chicago

Grease

Gypsy

My Fair Lady

Oliver!

Paint Your Wagon

Pajama Game

Sweeny Todd!!

The Most Happy Fella

The Unsinkable Molly Brown

Titanic

The Way We Were

On A Clear Day!!

LoveMusik!!

COPIES AND PASTINGS! (WOOT! WOOT!)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you know someone who should get run over by a truck, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are willing to rebel against the flamers and anyone who is bad and harms any animal or plant of any sort (except a few selected) copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SuperSidney, judithblazer17

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree, and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, judithblazer17

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If u think cats r awesome, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Grace of Masbolle, ArcherofFreedom, Rainbow Droplets, Celiana, Supersidney, judithblazer17

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

95 percent of teens are concerned about being popular. If you're one of the 5 percent who isn't, copy and paste this into your profile and then ask yourself, 'If I'm one of those 5 percent, why is this in my profile?'

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Breeze94, Brambleclaw's Babe, Grace of Masbolle, ArcherofFreedom, Rainbow Droplets, Celiana, SuperSidney, judithblazer17

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Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 24,378 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
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Smokewisp's Tail reviews
THIS IS MY BEST FIC YET! FLAMES WILL MAKE ME CRY!
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Poetry for the Soul
I know this is under a very wrong category, but the fic is really good!
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Firestar's family tree, in love mode. R&R! I suck at summaries. Really. But what can ya do? I definitely can't!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/2/2007