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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Karen plus Martin = KARTIN!


I will finish my stories, but school and the actual stories that I write, take priority over this... for now.


My faith: Jesus:

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Hello Everyone!


Name: Karen ...(Wouldn't you love to know my last name)

Age: (Hell no!) pauses (okay) In the teens.

Here is a few things for you to read to get to know me:

Edward Cullen- Hotter Than you Since 1906.

I am black, I prefer Brown.

I am very upbeat (hyper).

My friends are very close to me!

I like to say that I have Bella, Alice and alot of Emmett in me.
I don't let people put me down, and I in return do not put down others.
I love Art it can tell so many stories at one glance and yet only tell one when one looks deeper.
I am really clumsy (like Isabella Swan), but am surprisingly good at running, and tennis, and very competitive cough cough.
Music, my family, my friends, twilighters, movies, books and the Lord are my Shelter.
So did that help?
Kazza - call me Kazza! Why Not?

P.S Did I mention Books and writing! Argh well if I didn't I love them!


Obernewtyn by Isabelle Carmody- Ah Ruston and Elspeth Gordie Sighs

The Mortal Instruments by Clare Cassandra- FuzzyWuzzywithBadHairCut I am sorry to break it to you but Jace is mine. :) Alec and Magnus Sooooo cute!

Harry Potter by JK Rowling- you cannot deny that Draca and Hermione make a great couple!

Twilight: Duh, Seth is mine, haha (that's if I can't get Edward first!) :)

(Although I have to say, whilst I am over the books, the characters and the hotness not so much!)

Wildwood Dancing and Cybele's Secret- by Juiliet Marillier

Noughts and Crosses by Malorie Blackman!!- Callum and Sephy!! :)

& much much MORE!

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

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pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (as long as I'm not stuck in the middle of it without an umbrella)

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball.

Copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

OMC ( Oh My Carlisle) -Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and if every one of us woke up and saw Carlisle we'd think he was God

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Paste this in your profile if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign.

Paste this in you profile if you've ever fallen off a chair backwards.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile

LOL, I found this on one -Xo-SARCASTIC-oX-'s story and decided to post some on my profile!!

lol, if you liked it, read her story, For you I will, it's amazing!!

Boys embarrassing story 1

Cross Dresser

My parents were out one night, so I decided to invite my girlfriend over. We were mucking around in the lounge room when we heard a key turn in the door. We quickly scrambled to get dressed and I pulled on what I thought were my shorts. I then casually strolled out to greet my dad who had come back to get something he had forgotten. He was standing there in shock. As I looked down I realised that in the rush, I had grabbed my girlfriends skirt by mistake!

Boys Embarrassing Story 2

Stage Fright…

It was our major performance night at school and I was pretty nervous because my band was first up. This chick who I think is gorgeous was sitting front and centre. The performance was going really well and my solo was coming up, so I decided to walk up to the front of the stage to impress her. The spotlight was in my eyes so I found it hard to see. I ended up walking straight off the stage and into this chicks lap, knocking her out of her chair. Needless to say, she was far from impressed and hasn’t spoken a word to me since!


1. Hidden Identity: In-Progress

2. When It Rains: In-Progress

3. Revenge of the Cruellest Kind- Complete!

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Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13054 - Favs: 6,182 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride Me Anytime by sanctuary-in-dreams reviews
Sexy Eddie Contest! So, Bella is a waitress at a Diner trying to get some money and one day at her job, a handsome biker named Edward dazzles her. Sparks fly and lust is in the air! R&R and vote when the time comes! If you want in, contact Jayeliwood.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love me, Don't Hate me by Heart of Diamonds reviews
Bella is best friends with Alice Cullen and knows everyone in the Cullen family except for Alice's mysterious older brother Edward. She begins to see red eyes in the bushes and little does she know, but someone is after her. Who? Why? Is Edward involved?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,669 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
Pursuit of Gaiety by LollyPopZz reviews
AU Isabella Swan has always dreamed of becoming a famous pianist. She transfers to Forks Boys' High School under the name of Isaac Swan in hopes of making her dream a reality. There, she meets another pianist, a beautiful, mysterious boy, Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,678 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Worth Fighting For by VioletWilson reviews
Edward: a workaholic with no time for anything or anyone. Bella: a woman reeling from a bad relationship. When Bella accidentally gets hired by Edward, what happens? Is there feeling behind the fighting? You can't hate someone forever..can you? OOC AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,895 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/2/2008
Misread Signals by Sharlmalfoy reviews
How could she misundertand all the signals? Did she imagined it all? How could she ever trust her instincts again? Luckly there was still someone who could make her feel wanted again. Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,455 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Twenty Bucks In Twenty Seconds by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
The characters of Twilight are put to the test as they try to win 20 dollars by answering as many questions as possible in 20 seconds. Dont you want to know about Alices favourite brands, Bellas wiggles fixation, or who EDWARD would turn gay for?-COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,385 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Sexy Back! by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
Its Edwards birthday and his family and Bella decide to surprise him with a present. Too bad its going to be given to him in front of the whole school, and of course its not your average present either! -One Shot-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Nudist Colony by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
A pranking war with a difference, Emmett in a g-string, Jasper's blue balls and the great volleyball incident? What else can you expect when the Cullen’s and Denali’s go to a nudist colony for one VERY interesting 1960’s summer vacation!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,546 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
10 Punishments for People Who Don't Read Twilight by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
Are you sick of people who don’t read the "Twilight" series and still have the guts to tell everyone that it’s a terrible, mushy and unreadable book- BECAUSE ITS NOT! This Fanfiction explores 10 punishments for this and other Twilight related crimes!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
Through The Rain by moski-bob reviews
katie is new to forks, and when she finds a dog in a storm she takes him inside. When she wakes up there's no dog, but there is a really hot guy. a werewolf? could she be in love? and does the thing in the forest with purple eyes pose a threat? SethxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,881 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
Growing up with the Cullens by KaylaPotter reviews
Bella has been living with the Cullens since she was 5. She knows their secret. Will Bella and Edward relationship only be friendship or will there be more? but there are complication.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,120 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Bella, Edward
Invisible by vampiregirl26 reviews
Bella Swan's mother is the principal of a very prestigious arts school. Everyone hates her for it and her mother pushes her harder than everybody else. She has no friends because of her mother's job. What happens when the Cullens show up? All Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,833 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
For You I Will by Xo-SARCASTIC-oX reviews
Edward is sick of disappearing into the walls at Forks High, the Girl of his dreams doesn't know he exists, tutoring kids music isn't going all that great,but when the 'IT' girl sees his notice, things start turning around for our fav piece of wall. cute
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,256 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Reason to Live by Emerald-Kisses reviews
A reason to live. That was something Draco Malfoy needed the most during the war, and, when he falls for a bushy-haired girl in his 7th year, he finds out that life is more than hate and anger. Dramione. Rated M for future chapters. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,936 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Morning Shower by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Head Girl. What happens when there's only one shower and both need to take one? Two-part oneshot! Please R&R. Enjoy. COMPLETE! First of the: Dramione Sexcapades Trilogy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,522 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Revenge of the Cruellest Kind reviews
He wants revenge he is going to get what he wants, nothing can stop him. It's revenge of the cruellest Kind. The SexyBack Sequel Competition! From Kisses of Chocolate!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
Hidden Identity reviews
Bella is a girl who seeks meaning in her life, and only finds it in books. Edward is a Prince who is next in line to be king; he wants to be free of the Palace walls. They meet and become friends. But Then James comes to stay, and has plans of his own.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,105 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
When It Rains reviews
Bella always knew that she was different, that she didn't really mesh with others, but then she notices that the new kids, the Cullens aren’t the same as the rest either, like her and Bella has to find out why. Rewritten version of the story! K.O.C!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
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