Asilem Dlanod
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Joined 11-27-07, id: 1431595, Profile Updated: 06-05-11

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Aliases: Asilem, JadeWingDragon, "M"
Gender:
Female
Height:
5'4", or thereabouts
Weight:
Too much, but not grossly
Hair: Blonde (goddammit), currently dyed red
Eyes: Green hazel, but one's partially heterochromatic
Age: Old enough to drink, but not old enough to rent a car
Blood Type:
O+(the vampires like me since I'm half universal donor)
Location: Southwestern USA (the smog, the sun, it burns!!)
Occupation
: College student, resident rock-o-holic (the stuff on the ground, not the music)

Likes: Cloud, smut, smut with Cloud, cleanliness, fast internet, sweet things (sugar is the gift of the gods), tortured main characters, learning, intelligent humor, reading (duh), writing (duh), rocks and crystals, trance, piano/flute/violin/cello music

Dislikes: dumb people and/or stupidity, poorly-written works, homework, exams, slow internet, did I mention stupid people?, people who say 'fuck' every other word, boredom, bad/waxy chocolate, rap, scream-o music, bad teachers, writer's block (in all it's forms)

I suffer from a fascination with Latin and Japanese.

Fandoms:

Final Fantasy VII
Harry Potter
Star Wars
Fullmetal Alchemist
Stargate SG-1/Atlantis
Firefly/Serenity

Favored Pairings:

FFVII:
ZackxCloud
SeprirothxCloud
Kingdom Hearts
:
LeonxCloud
Harry Potter:
HarryxDraco
HarryxVoldie
Star Wars:
Cannon pairings, but not picky
FMA:
RoyxEd
Stargates:

Don't care
Firefly/Serenity:

Cannon pairings

Works:

I honestly will get around to writing that story that's knocking 'round my head... one of these days... eventually...

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Tenacity by Strange and Intoxicating -rsa reviews
The chains of fate shattered at Zack Fair's feet when he survived that day in the wastelands. For two thousand years, Gaia was tethered to the circle of destruction and hate, but now... now they all must watch and wait. This is the beginning. multiship
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 88 - Words: 394,293 - Reviews: 1933 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Zack F., Cloud S.
The Death of Ascheriit by Vathara reviews
Twenty years is a long time, especially in the Forest of Death. How might Ascheriit have survived? May be AU, but true to canon through book 1 at least.
Ubel Blatt/ユーベルブラット - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,444 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/27 - Complete
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 308,130 - Reviews: 4319 - Favs: 6,109 - Follows: 2,704 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
Change of Fate by Vathara reviews
On the planet of Corellia, Kayaba released Old Republic Online... just before the Clone Wars...
Crossover - Star Wars & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,474 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 184 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Bail O., Stormtroopers, Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y. - Complete
Vaster Than Empires by Ayezur reviews
AU. Early summer, 1601. The Western Army is defeated; the country stands, uneasy, under the hand of the Tokugawa. Kaoru Kamiya, whose family was on the losing side, has been sold into marriage for the sake of peace. Her new husband is a legend, a demon bound in human form, marked by his blood-lust and his bright red hair. However, legends have a way of being not exactly... true.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 170,908 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 2/20/2013 - [Kaoru, Kenshin] - Complete
Dislocation by Vathara reviews
Becoming Shiroe meant more than gaining a few centimeters and some cool spells.
Log Horizon/ログ・ホライズン - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,807 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Shiroe, Naotsugu, Akatsuki
One Hour at a Time by tsuki-llama reviews
Hei's team is after an elusive Contractor - but so is Section 4. When Hei's alias is targeted, will his cover survive Misaki's scrutiny, or will she finally discover the identity of the Black Reaper? Eventual Hei/Misaki
Darker than BLACK - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,307 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - [Hei, M. Kirihara] Yin - Complete
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 8052 - Favs: 4,667 - Follows: 2,917 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
The Dragon King's Temple by Kryal reviews
The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 212,762 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
Broken and Twisted by Love's Martyr reviews
Cloud is living in Midgar’s orphanage, starving for freedom. Meanwhile, strange things are boiling within ShinRa. Upon Cloud’s escape, can he find the love and care he’s never been given? Can Sephiroth gain the trust of a broken soul? SephCloud Yaoi
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 119,433 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Linchpin by Tiger Lily Roar reviews
The Heroes of the world have a *BIG* problem when Robin - yes, Robin - is kidnapped from Gotham City Academy. The big deal, other than the obvious? He was Dick Grayson at the time!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,861 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Artemis C./Artemis, Jason T./Robin II, Richard G./Robin - Complete
Butterfly Effect by Kiraya reviews
Cowrite with Bard Linn; AU, ensemble, m/f m/m f/f. When a little blond boy awakens an old Turk from his long sleep, no one could've guessed how things would change. CH.52: "To the limitless future." COMPLETE
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 299,172 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Cloud S. - Complete
Dust and Moonlight by ShadeDancer reviews
AU. Left on a doorstep, anyone could have found little Harry, and there are some races that are known for whisking off children in the night. MatureHarry. Rated for random comments and Slash in later years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,552 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 8/10/2007
Mad World by Etrixan reviews
Sephiroth returned from the Lifestream determined to find the two who saved him. Hojo and DeepGround control half the planet, and ShinRa is in shambles, but that's not going to stop him. Yet saving them is only half the battle; now he has to save the planet.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 57 - Words: 351,561 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Cloud S., Tifa L., Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
The Fifth Act by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,887 - Reviews: 2544 - Favs: 3,997 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8155 - Favs: 15,340 - Follows: 6,508 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Fayth by Batsutousai reviews
Harry defeated Voldemort, but when a new evil comes that he cannot defeat alone, he and his friends lock themselves in stone to fight it. One day, thousands of years later, Harry is freed and starts a journey with another young man who is equally lost.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,537 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - [Harry P., Tidus] - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10406 - Favs: 12,923 - Follows: 5,275 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Like a Concussion by Araceil reviews
For the lols. Slash. After the War Harry ended up hunted by Vamps. Can he ever get a break? Apparently not when he ends up in Forks and dragged kicking and screaming to school for the first time in over a decade.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 2,744 - Follows: 492 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Serpens Armarum by Evandar reviews
FanNoWriMo! Harry has an unusual reaction to Basilisk venom...one that will shake the Wizarding World to its very core. AU MagicalCreatureHarry, ManipulativeDumbledore, preslash COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,086 - Reviews: 2266 - Favs: 6,199 - Follows: 2,363 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Difference of Time by The Black Iris reviews
Harry Potter’s life has been an incredible journey, but his death will be even more incredible. Harry Potter dies and is sent back in time to rewrite his history. What will he change? How will he cope? Complete: NotSlash, NoPairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 54 - Words: 210,627 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Left 4 Dead by Araceil reviews
Epic 3 way crossover. Harry Potter no magic , Ouran Highschool host Club and Left 4 Dead. Survival Horror meets school children in LA and Harry has to make sure they all get out of this alive. EXTREMELY LIGHT SLASH. Only mentioned really 8D
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,161 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Harry P., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Entanglements by Vathara reviews
Vegetative propagation, means sometimes vines spread. Particularly youkai vines... Kanzeon has a plan, and Sanzo is Not Happy. A bit AU, and definitely odd.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,609 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/29/2009 - G. Sanzo, Hakkai C. - Complete
Fusion by Knowing Shadows reviews
CURRENTLY ON HIATUS. Yaoi Cloud Strife finds it hard to deal with what he had to do to save his world, but now the Planet will give him a chance to change things for himself and for General Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 156,498 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Falling Up by Etrixan reviews
Shinra has imposed a class system that allows a high-ranking gang get away with rape and murder. Cadet Cloud Strife has been recruited to stop them... as bait. Warnings: Anal, AU, Language, M/M, Minor, Non-con, Oral, SH, Violence
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,433 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 5,189 - Follows: 1,043 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Changing of the Guard by Lomonaaeren reviews
Post-DH, HPDM slash. Need a perfect stranger? Come to Metamorphosis. Harry Potter runs the business secretly and becomes whoever's needed for each occasion. Now he's posing as Draco Malfoy's "perfect" boyfriend, Brian. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,538 - Reviews: 3380 - Favs: 2,598 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Shift by moonfyre reviews
7 year old Harry is discovered missing only a day before Sirius Black escapes Azkaban. An angry werewolf, among others, tries to find him before the criminal does. Little does anyone know, Harry has a secret of his own...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,208 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Desperate Measures by vvc reviews
Harry may be a half-Veela, but there was no such thing as a destined mate. If somebody wanted him, they would have to prove their worthiness. And Draco’s chances don't look so good when Harry guts him at the welcoming feast… HPDM, mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 196,164 - Reviews: 2766 - Favs: 4,174 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5377 - Favs: 10,055 - Follows: 3,028 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Shadows in Starlight by Vathara reviews
What if Obi-Wan found more than the tractor beam's location in the Death Star files? AU, fusion with Rurouni Kenshin.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 152,729 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 107 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Ruby by Vathara reviews
The demoness Jenova takes her tithe of lives... usually. Zack arranges for an exception. AU, fusion with Lejentia Fort Bevits.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,763 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Skywalkers by Lady Karai reviews
Leon was used to living alone and going through the motions of his easy but dull life. But when a strange blond crashed into his bushes, he was drawn into a world no human ever dreamed of. AU, LeonxCloud.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
The Other Way Around by Bjanik reviews
Cloud participates in one of the odder aspects of the SOLDIER program. Instead of a story with a lemon in it, more of a lemon with a story in it. YAOI SephxCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,427 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 3,055 - Follows: 594 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2169 - Favs: 4,470 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4191 - Favs: 6,092 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Raspberry Jam by vvc reviews
Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,655 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 4,272 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Full Circle by Nike Femme reviews
Edward Elric returns with amnesia. He has lived the past four years as Auric, a Gatekeeper. But there are some battles that only he can fight. Will his friends be able to awaken Ed, and what happens to Auric if they do? RoyEd. Eventually.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,252 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Crumpets Aren't My Style by Marz1 reviews
General O'Neill is sent on a nice relaxing dipolmatic mission in the U.K. Of course there's bound to be trouble when he runs into a murderous cult called the Death Eaters, who've some how gotten their hands on alien technology. SG1xHP REVIEW!
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 135,969 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 4,515 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 1707 - Favs: 4,266 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Crumbling Pedestal by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPSS- Harry's date with Voldemort at the conclusion of the Triwizard tournament didn't go quite as planned. Fate steps in with a 'unique' opportunity, offering Harry the chance to live and mature in the past. For a while, anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 179,530 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 2,696 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 6/21/2004 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Upon A Fiery Steed by Vathara reviews
Daniel. Duo. Two trouble magnets, one very unlucky System Lord... Gundam Wing AU crossover, finally finished!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,091 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 3/27/2004 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Going Home by Shannz reviews
AU It has been a year since the battle at Naboo. QuiGon survived the Sith, but he and ObiWan have not spoken since. When ObiWan goes missing, QuiGon wonders if he will ever get a chance to make things right between them.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,544 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 6/6/2002 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K. - Complete