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Joined 11-27-07, id: 1431853, Profile Updated: 01-14-15
Author has written 1 story for Metroid, and Ed, Edd n Eddy.

Update! (1-14-2015) - I AM STILL ALIVE. I AM NOT CRAZY.

The Ed Hunters progresses. But I need more coffee.

Thought you guys would want to know.

Update! (9-12-2014) - You guys would be totally cool with the idea of me basically writing the entire second half of The Ed Hunters before releasing a new chapter, right? Right? Haha, I knew you'd all understand!

Just giving a heads-up: I've got most of the second major story arc finished and ready for revision. What I'm trying to do is completely finish writing the story before I start uploading the new chapters. Part of this is because I'd like to make up for lost time by releasing the remaining ten-to-fifteen chapters in rapid succession, but also because I've got the story perfectly envisioned and want to make absolutely sure I can execute the direction in which I want it to go. So while it may be a while before Chapter 15 comes out, know that the following chapters will follow shortly thereafter.

Also, in case I've given anyone the wrong impression (or, indeed, if anyone actually reads these updates), I'm not just making the story up as I go. Everything that has transpired already, and indeed will transpire in the second half of the story, has been planned out since 2007. It's just that, recently, plot and character developments have taken slightly different turns. While the overall story will remain faithful to the original plans, there will be a few alterations that will, hopefully, make for a more engaging read on the smaller scale. =)




Pay no attention to the man who swears he writes until he actually updates his story. Everything else is an excuse for his procrastination.

First written in '05 and rebooted in '07, the Metroid Ed Trilogy has claimed more of my written words than any other project. Which is damn sad. I update in starts and fits, and new chapters can appear anywhere from two weeks to four years after the previous one. In short: I take my time. This project blends the marvelous characters of Ed, Edd n Eddy with the setting, central conflicts, and atmospheres of Retro Studios' Metroid Prime Trilogy. Weird idea, for sure.

But check it out. There is a reason I've devoted nine years of my life to this godforsaken project.

Metroid Prime: The Ed Hunters is story numero uno. It's pretty rad. Primes 2 and 3 will follow suit. I have cool subtitles for those stories, too. I'd totally drop them for you guys right here if Prime 2's didn't spoil everything and I do mean everything (although I will confirm that it is decidedly not Ed-choes, you clowns). It's a trilogy which aims to blend the best of both worlds into this smoothie that gives you this monster headache if you drink it too fast. And as with smoothies, it's all about patience.

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Moonlight by ZaberTheAlmighty reviews
Jenna struggles inwardly when her heart is captured upon her first sighting of the water adept, Mia. Is there such a thing as love at first sight?
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,884 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Jenna, Mia - Complete
Survey the Social by Ziggon reviews
High school is a great place to study social behavior. It's also a time to find out who you are and the lies that you've built your life on. Just who are the Eds? Rating changes to M in the 6th chapter for violence.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,542 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Edd, Eddy
Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy: Blood Of Obsession by RuneTheElf reviews
COMPLETE! It's a short story about Marie Kanker, the blue haired Kanker sister, and her deadly obsession with Double D. COMPLETE! Rated R for suicidal scenes, insane thoughts, and slight language and themes. READ AND REVIEW!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,031 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/13/2004 - Complete
Metroid Prime: The Ed Hunters reviews
The first of the trilogy. Ed, Edd and Eddy, by the grace of fate, find themselves scattered and stranded on the Chozo world of Tallon IV. With no other alternative, the three friends muster their courage, overcome their own faults, and travel across the lands in search of each other. However, the dark mysteries of this decaying world run far deeper than any of them realize...
Crossover - Metroid & Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 152,983 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Ridley, Ed, Edd, Eddy