Jiraya Junior
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Joined 11-27-07, id: 1431874, Profile Updated: 08-10-14
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto.

Phew, ok lets try this again

Mini Biography

Name: Kemmy, Kem, Kemkem, Ham, Hamham and anything else stupid that rhymes
Current Location: Planet Project Work Of DOOooOOM!! (a.k.a Singapore...)
Sex: Male, Bi not gay... well not completely gay...
... shut up Evantis.
Personality: (0_o)... Irresponsible, kinda of a pedophile (I oggled a a blond blue-eyed kid, that looked liked NARUTO!... -_-good Lord someone help me...), horny, moody, absent-minded, forgetful, relaxed, weak, uncompassionate, materialistic, thrifty, uncooperative, polite, sacarstic, likes to do things on the whole and not part by part, damn lazy, suck-ass at chemistry, suck-ass at chinese(yes, i know, unbelievable, why am I even learning this language?), can be quite controlling at times... I guess, cynical, can be a real hurtful critic...

Likes: Biology, Attractive Fascinate (those shiny angelic life-savers ...o thank you Kashimoto-sensei! >w

Dislikes: the fact that my country goes all out against homosexuals, which means no selling yaoi manga, yuri manga, yaoi games, yuri games, yaoi anime and yuri anime and anything else that may involve contents over R21, oh and the fact that we must have rules and regulation in every shitty society.

Hair Colour: Black
Eye Colour: Black (...asian... duhhh... -_-''')

Genre of Music: J-pop, Rock, some forms of Heavy Metal, anything other than that, isn't in my Dictionary
Bands: Boa, KAT-TUN, News (some people say only girls are allowed to like these japanese boy bands and I'm like WTF?), Linkin Park, Relient K, Nickelback, the all-american rejects, Click 5, Smashmouth, Simple Plan, uhhh... I think thats it...

Favourite Phrases:

I'm anti-social/emo by nature, not nurture.
Dunno, saw it on a web by an annonymous personnel,
but it doesn't belong to me, so don't sue.

I've learned you can make a mistake and the whole world doesn't end.

Lisa Kudrow

The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is 'What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud (nods head vigourously)

I'll post more when I find the time... if I find the time...


(Can't remeber when I posted this...)

Hey guys!... and gals..

I'll make this short and simple, I have been inactive due to.. well, due to the things that make life so damn unfair and miserable to live in, but I'll be writing as well as updating very soon, possibly a week or so from now. I have just updated C h a i n e d beacuse thats the only story I'm even a bit close to finishing... Gah... I need my horniness back!

Oh well...


Err... I think my readers are unable to get any more updates from me...
Heheheheh... looks like I was lying my way about the updates XP

I can't promise anything but I'm having my exams right now,

so umm... I'm not good with the puppy face but readers could you please hang on for awhile more? Please don't forget this awesome writer! XD bLaTaNt lIe, but still...



'Bless The Lunacy' was released on this date T_T can't believe how long it took me to write that, so pathetic...
...it's amazing how times fly... even when you're not having fun _

Next update might be 'Of Devilish Angels & Angelic Devils', dunno.

(P.s engaging in late burial vigilance of Jiraya, poor soul, nobody really liked him... cept' me o'course :)


Oops, looks like my mood shifted, C h a i n e d: has been updated.
Have a nice read. :D

ღTake CareღGod Blessღ
Jiraya Junior

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Sauces by nakanokillyou reviews
Sasuke is dragged on weekly trips to Ichiraku's, the city's largest fast food joint. He notices a boy who stands by the condiments with a strange fetish for sipping sauces. The path of seduction never seemed to lean so close to hell. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,172 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Stuck in the Between by michelerene reviews
Naruto spun in a circle and tried desperately to understand where he was. What if the difference between life and death, heaven and hell, and this life and the next, rested on the shoulders of a person he’d never met. At least not this time. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,455 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 95 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Voulez Vous Coucher Avec Moi? by chocolateee reviews
When Naruto accidentally signs himself and Kiba up for AP French, he certainly didn't realize what he was getting into. And with a certain Uchiha right on his tail, with very...open feelings for the blonde, it will be quite a year to remember. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,436 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
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C h a i n e d: reviews
Sometimes... love can be mistaken, for a lunatic form of obsession. SasuNaru, KakaIru, NejiGaar, ItaKyu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,567 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Bless The Lunacy reviews
Sasuke has many fetishes. Having sex with his ex-best friend when he’s dead drunk, screwing him in the train and in his own office in the company building, is one of the few. SasuNaru, One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
City Boy reviews
SasuNaru. Sasuke, who was brought up in the city, is forced to move into a farm for the summer holidays, ruining his mood. That is until he meets a blue-eyed blond helper at the ranch, and suddenly, the countryside might not not be that boring after all..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Of Devilish Angels & Angelic Devils reviews
SasuNaru, AU, Ever since the early 19th century, humans have pleaded the angels, the apostles of God, to chase away the demons, the detestable creatures of the Devil. Even up till now, they still do, though... the angels don’t seem very angelic anymore...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Love Equations reviews
Welcome to Aoi Bio Club! Here, we synthesize many food equations, such as, dumb plus blond equals Naruto, arrogant plus emo plus sexy equals Sasuke, and with further synchronizing, the most calculative formulae of all! Sasuke plus Naruto equals L.O.V.E
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Double Face, Triple Pain reviews
SasuNaru, ItaNaru, KyuuNaru, AU, On Earth, Naruto is a regular high school nerd who is the target of ‘Crown Prince’, Uchiha Sasuke. In Eden, he is a BDSM sex slave of ‘Hell King’, Uchiha Itachi. Which will he choose, physical pain or emotional torture?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 135 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Mute Affection reviews
SasuNaru, KakaIru, Naruto had never let his disability affect his life, his career or the people around him, he always got his point across, but all that stopped when Sasuke came. Now, Naruto's only trouble is conveying his “BACK OFF” message to Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 84 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Yakuza's Pet reviews
SasuNaru, AU Naruto accidentally overhears an underhand business dealing between two Yakuza groups. He is found out and handed over to the gang boss, Sasuke, to be dealt with however he likes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
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