Author has written 8 stories for Skip Beat!, Harry Potter, and Naruto.
A Phoenix Torte would be hard to eat-just as you're about to take a bite, the bird comes back to life!
Damn, so close!
And then it would burn you alive, and be really spicy.
Quote from my good friend Julie.
I am made to sow the thistle for wheat, the nettle for a nourishing dainty:
What is the price of Experience? Do men buy it for a song,
It is an easy thing to triumph in the summer's sun,
It is an easy thing to laugh at wrathful elements;
Then the groan and the dolour are quite forgotten, and the slave grinding at the mill,
And the captive in chains, and the poor in the prison, and the soldier in the field
From the Wail of Enion, selection from the Four Zoas by William Blake
Pen Name: PhoenixTorte
Sexual Orientation: bisexual
Chinese Zodiac: Dragon
Hobbies: Reading, drawing, writing, sewing, linguistics
Skills: sewing, drawing, cutting hair, writing stuff that doesn't look like a third grader wrote it
Employment: hairdresser, college student
Favorite Color: Purple, for the nonce
My Stories (News)
Stories are updated when I feel like it, which may not be often depending on mood and how school/work/life is going. Seeing as how I seem to go through these cycles of happy/creative/optimistic/take-on-the-world versus depressed/lackadaisical/pessimistic/don't-wanna-do-anything, I can't really help it too much.
Currently, I am on two WiPs.
How to Pay a Life Debt (Harry Potter) Ongoing
Harry owes Narcissa a life debt. But he didn't expect her to want him to pay it like this...
Garden of Tears (Skip Beat!) Hiatus
Kyouko has to work with both Ren and Sho for an upcoming movie. How will they get along in this twisted love triangle?! I'm sorry for not updating as much as I should, even though I've gotten so many great reviews, and almost ten thousand hits. I'll work harder! Expect about three or four more chapters before the conclusion. For right now, it is on hiatus until further notice. Things keep happening to push it back...sigh.
Best Fanfictions I have Read
Just a quick list, organized by pairings. See my community if you want to see other stories that I really liked.
No Main Pairings/Non-Slash
PART I: Days before his 6th year, Harry Potter is sucked into another universe by forces not of this world. Dazed and confused, Harry finds himself in a world where his parents are alive, where Voldemort has never fallen and he is Voldemort's key enforcer.
PART II: Harry Potter thought that he had found a way home but something went wrong. Now he finds himself trapped in another dimension, in which someone else was cursed with the famous scar, and Tom Riddle never became the Dark Lord.
He could have been anything. A Goblin. An Orc. A Mountain Troll. Hell, he could have been the King of Dwarves, for all Harry cared. But NO, of all the magical creatures, Draco Malfoy had to be a VAMPIRE.
Ignores DH. HPDM slash. Months after Draco cast a curse that took Harry's eyesight, Harry is still coming to terms with it. Draco just wanted forgiveness, which was probably the problem. Oneshot.
Physical separation is possible for Harry and Draco. Mental separation is not.
A botched up de-aging potion and Harry suffers from the results. Now, Draco is hands full of one adorable Harry. What if Draco came to like Harry in his baby-state? Can both pretend nothing happened when Harry is back to normal?
When Draco walked into the Great Hall one morning with a very unMalfoyish smile, Harry wondered what was going on. So the Potter decided to pay a little visit to the Slytherin... Smuts, Lemon, little fluff, attempts at being humorous.
The typical Harry Turns Into A Cat- hopefully with a twist. Pre-slash.
Pretty much anything that this guy does is great, and most of his oneshots are Harry/Draco. Check him out. Very graphic, but often super funny.
Harry really can't stand Professor Snape. So why does he feel this strange, forbidden attraction to him? This story takes place during Harry's 6th year, with Snape substituting for Slughorn. SLASH AND MATURE CONTENT! You have been warned!
Severus Snape had been hoping to die a perfect Death. But then, Harry Potter has a better idea. Humor .
Abandoned on the streets of London, 16 year old Harry Potter must find a way to survive. What's the Boy Who Lived to do?
A Potions Accident, how original! Pfft. Harry has a furry problem and is catnapped. Oneshot with deleted scenes.
Thrown back in time by Lord Voldemort, Harry must adapt. Who should he befriend, and fall for, but the man who sent him back in time himself.
Harry has been curious about the true nature of the Dark Lord for months. He finally decides to sneak into a Death Eater meeting. Harry uncovers hidden secrets and wonders if the truth will let him love his greatest enemy.
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
The stories are great, but watch out! Many of them are very mature or dark, sometimes at the same times. Lots of kink, though this author also does sweeter ones. Read her warnings. Recommended...,(HP/DM) , (HP/RL/SB), , (HP/RL/SB/JP) , (SS/RL) , (HP/SS) , (HP/SB). These slash are actually pretty tame...for Amanuensis.
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