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Author has written 13 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, and Sweeney Todd.

'Ello, all!

I'm Mary. I am a fellow person, nice to meet you.

The reason I haven't been posting new chapters / stories is that (and I know this sounds stupid, because you always get this excuse) I have become SO busy. And I'm not just making it up, I really, really am so busy that I can't even find time to write. And for that, I am so sorry. It not only makes you unhappy, but it makes me unhappy as well. Writing is so important to me, and when I can't...well, I get pretty upset. But don't worry, I'm not done with writing forever, far from it. BroadwayMasquerade and I are planning on filming a full lenth movie parody of Sweeney Todd, of which I get to write the screenplay! I'm extremly excited for this project, and maybe I can post it once it's finished. And I have a LOT of ideas for more stories for ff.net, and they will hopefully come soon.

I have recently got into Stephen King, and am in the process of reading as many of his books as I can. :)

To Come-

Beckett's First Christmas - POTC

The Beckett Who Stole Christmas - POTC

Maureen Finds A Rock - Rent (Extremly random, I wrote it at 1am in an email to amuse a friend)

Without You - Norribeth - POTC

Mary-Suep - Next Chapter

A Dark Knight fic? (I have a different account for that sort of thing. Anarchist-Extraordinaire.)

These are only ideas, and some are definately coming, some might not. You'll just have to wait and see. ;)

All my inside jokes are gone off my page, and that was a mistake. Now I can't get them back, but oh well.

I'll try and put this into motion as soon as I can!

See you all soon, and happy readings. :)

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The Fortunate Mistress by hungry-student reviews
The Armada wins and the pirates are scattered. Floating among the debris of the final battle, Lord Beckett finds Elizabeth Swann... M-rated - Beckabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,538 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Cutler B., Elizabeth S.
You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter by Imogen Kain reviews
Funny, how trying to fight it just made it harder. Or more complicated. Weirder. Funnier. Definitely funnier. But fighting the inevitable was a waste of time, no matter how much you wanted to keep yourself intact... JokerXOC, during TDK. Review please!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 36 - Words: 174,758 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Joker - Complete
Charlotte's Tale by Dani Jones reviews
Charlotte Swann is fifteen, and just getting used to being a lady when she gets an arranged marriage to Lord Beckett. Beckett is demanding a son. Will Charlotte be able to find a way out, or will her worst nightmares come true, and be a mother at fifteen?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,166 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Cutler B., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Passage of Time by jelibeanne reviews
PreDMC. Cutler Beckett attempts to woo the younger sister of his best friend. The results are not quite what he expected.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,977 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Cutler B.
Legends by auri mynonys reviews
Sequel to Ruthless. Mercer is on a mission to claim a valuable treasure known as the Hand, and Lord and Lady Beckett are dabbling in the dark arts to heal old wounds and rid the English Empire of piracy.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,128 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Cutler B.
The demon's nightmare by Bellatrix wannabe 89 reviews
When a man comes to the pie shop, very interested in Mrs. Lovett, she quickly falls for the handsome stranger. She doesn't realize that Sweeney recognizes the look the man gives her; a look he gives his own victims, a look of wanting to see there blood.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,269 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Need by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Sweeney Todd and Nellie Lovett need each other, both in their own way. They had never thought there could be more than that.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 71,249 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
The Screwed Up Escapades Of A Crappy POTC Fanfic by JustAnotherAuthorDurping reviews
Are you tired of crappy Pirate fanfics? Overly dramatic happenings, OOC characters, and unrealistic situations? Well here's a fanfic just dedicated to purposely messing things up and making it funny! Warning: I AM in favor of JE. Rated T for adult humor.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,087 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
The Darker Side Of The Heart by Coraline's3 reviews
What if Brenna McEllister hadn't run to James? What if she had obeyed? What if she had fulfilled her duty? These what if's are now reality as Brenna must face the terror which has become her life with Lord Beckett at her side.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,777 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Cutler B., James N. - Complete
Peregrine's Sparrow by Darkness in Starlight reviews
HEY EVER"YONE! I'M BACK! Isabella has always been ordered around so when her father chooses a husband for her she cracks and decides to take matters into her own hands.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,744 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/1/2008
The Magic Porthole by jbduenweg reviews
When Jade Donnelson finds a special mirror which leads her into Lord Beckett's world, everything comes crashing down on her and her friends. Beckett/OC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,644 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Cutler B. - Complete
Unanswered Questions by crazytheatregeek reviews
Joanne sometimes wondered why she loved Maureen. Drabbles.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Joanne J., Maureen J. - Complete
POTC Sparrabeth Moments: Parodies by JustAnotherAuthorDurping reviews
Yes, we've seen all the Sparrabethy scenes, and we love them, but have you read the Sparrabeth Parodies? This is a collection of Sparrabeth scenes, all written as funny, make you wet yourself parodies! R&R! Guaranteed to make your day! M for adult humor!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,468 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Restless Soul by Jeaniegirl reviews
“I’ll find a way to come back to ya, Jack…” she whispered fiercely through blood stained lips. “Even if it’s in another lifetime…” JOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,463 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
iAnna by iAnna-n-Gypsy reviews
When Jack's life is suckish, Will and Norry aren't making things better, Beckett is too gay for his anybody's good, Tia's father wants to kill Davy, and the POTC cast are teens trying to cope with public school! Basically hosted by CRACK! Rated Teen
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,412 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008
Welcome to the Grave by Little Mae reviews
Mrs.Lovett survives the night,and Benjamin Barker never finds his Lucy. Johanna and Anthony pay a visit to the listless Sweeney Todd. What disturbing facet of human nature is brought to light next?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,144 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007
Help Me Say Goodbye by crazytheatregeek reviews
This is a songfic to Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again, it is sort of a reflection on Christine's relationship with her father.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Christine - Complete
The Whore of Worth by I'm the reason the rum is gone reviews
Jack Sparrow will stop at nothing to help a daughter of a god get to her father, but she has a weakness...if he truly cares, he will find it before he loses his soul to Davy Jones. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,249 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Wonderful Town of Tashmore Lake by Karabara2011 reviews
Cheyenne is a pregnant teenager who moved from New York to Tashmore Lake. What happens when she meets a certain suspected author? Will he tell her about Shooter?
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,930 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
When love interferes by My True Love reviews
Christine is a poor girl that lives in Port Royal, the day she met the dashing James Norrington changed her life. Lots of romance, adventure and humour. Contains our lovely pirate captain in further chapters...please review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,104 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - James N. - Complete
Ruthless by auri mynonys reviews
Beckett ruthlessly pursues a woman who has made it clear she does not want him. BeckettOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 129,639 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Cutler B. - Complete
Lord by OnlyFunOnFridays reviews
Chevalle is dead, meaning there is a new Pirate Lord of the Mediterranean Sea. Meaning she will need to be tested. And if she passes, what will happen?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Beckett Vs The Kracken by jbduenweg reviews
This was exactly what happened in a dream I had several months ago. Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Cutler B., Kraken - Complete
Space Pie by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Mrs. Lovett gives Sweeney Todd a pie she personally baked for him. What she doesn’t know, is that the barber will behave rather uncharacteristically when he eats it.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Hidden Truths by Crowned Black Hearts.pub reviews
Captain Jack and Lily, his current 'shagger' get into an argument. Will they finally part ways or will they discover hidden feelings? M for maybe lemon, and small language! R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Powers of Temptation by dreamdescend reviews
The East India Trading Company storms Shipwreck Cove, scattering the Brethren and capturing Pirate King Elizabeth Swann. Proud and resolute, she refuses to be intimidated by Lord Beckett. But will she find herself giving in to the powers of temptation?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,142 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Cutler B., Elizabeth S.
When Your Heart Has Expired by crazytheatregeek reviews
This is my second fic, a oneshot about Angel and Collins in the hospital as Angel slowly fades away. Sad, but hopefully worth it.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Angel D., T. Collins - Complete
Started With A Kiss by ThePirate'sBride reviews
Elizabeth finally acts on what she feels for Jack, lust. They start a passionate affair. But with complications and obstacles along the way, can they face the truth about what they really feel? Sparrabeth. Formerly Something More Than Before. I own nothin
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,952 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Bathing time by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Mrs. Lovett is enjoying a warm bath, but she isn’t the only one who wants to use the tub.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Red by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Sweeney Todd had always loved that color.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sweeney T. - Complete
Welcome Home by Falcon Green reviews
James Norrington, post-AWE, launched into modern day Blackwater Falls, Ohio. NorringtonOC, his caretaker becomes his love as he faces life in the real world. Funny in the tradition of SpacePotato.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,295 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Spin the Rum Bottle by Crowned Black Hearts.pub reviews
What happens when everyone aboard the Black Pearl decides to play a kissing game? This is just a short little scene I wrote for fun. From your POV
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Her Thieving Heart by Liave Ekeli reviews
There was a woman once, for whom Cutler Beckett would have done anything. This is the story of her, the way he sometimes whisper it to the darkness, and of what happened when he learned once and for all that there is no such thing as eternal bliss.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Cutler B. - Complete
Consequences by blackpearl.fantasy reviews
He grabbed me at the last moment. What if when Jack went down with the Pearl, he took Elizabeth down with him to Davy Jones's Locker? A very different AWEemotions running high, nowhere to escape... That is TRUE LOVE. Sparrabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,488 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Sweeney Todd in 17 Minutes! by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
It had to be done. Gaze in horror and laugh until your sides hurt as everyone's favorite cannibalism musical gets, well, cannibalized!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Finale by DasMervin reviews
When the door to that massive, deadly oven finally swung forward with a creaking, wailing protest, the flames inside casting a hellish light over the room, he'd known. He'd finally known.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
When the time is right by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
What would’ve happened if Anthony wouldn’t have burst in the room at the moment Mrs. Lovett told Sweeney Todd she loved him?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Sleep by SinEaterDanyi reviews
He never sleeps. Never.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
A Welcomed Death by JustAnotherAuthorDurping reviews
Spoiler Alert! Oneshot. Sweeney's last thoughts before his gruesome fate. Read and Review please.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Sleeping Arrangements by smashing reviews
Mr. Todd and Mrs. Lovett both have nightmares. ToddLovett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
Midnight by Skullbank reviews
Mrs. Lovett wondered where Sweeney slept at night. Maybe she'd never know.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Deceived by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
When Sweeney thinks in a moment of confusion that Mrs. Lovett is his wife, she takes her chance and 'replaces' Lucy despite knowing what will happen when Todd finds out.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Chasing Love by Crowned Black Hearts.pub reviews
Jack falls head over heals for a pirate Captain and he is determend to have her. JackOC [Rating might go up for later chapters]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007
As the Wheel Turns by CrimsonSnapDragon reviews
The lives of two, wellbred young women are about to change drastically. For they will soon be forced to strike a deal with an infamous pirate captain to survive and he will soon use them to his advantage in a deadly game. But the joke's on him, too...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,451 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
It's really hard to be mean by My True Love reviews
It's a poem about Beckett. Read and reveiw!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Cutler B. - Complete
Two Big Wigs Norry and Becky fic hehehe by BirdieTitus16 reviews
What happens when Becky and Norry get bored with paper work? NO SlASH!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/27/2007 - James N., Cutler B. - Complete
To Wed and Bed by FantasyEmpress reviews
Reletively tame Norribeth wedding night oneshot. Read and Review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Elizabeth S., James N. - Complete
Of Mongrels and Raisin Bread by BrienneofThrace reviews
After seven months of being married to Commodore James Norrington, Elizabeth is still miserable. An unexpected guest changes everything. ElizabethNorrington fluff.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Elizabeth S., James N. - Complete
Conquest by dreamdescend reviews
In the final battle, Beckett and the East India Trading Company’s magnificent armada proves to be too much for the pirates. This is an alternate ending to At World’s End.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Temptation by Saphalina reviews
Because of who they are they could never admit to loving the other, and yet that's exactly what they wanted to do, they tried to resist the temptation but could not help falling back in each others arms.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
Three Days by GreenWood Elf reviews
Lord Beckett proposes marriage to his young sweetheart. Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Cutler B. - Complete
Powers of Persuasion by dreamdescend reviews
Elizabeth tries to force Beckett to sign the letters of marque, but he tricks her into firing a warning shot, and she wastes the only bullet. With his threats of imprisonment and death hanging over her head, she has nothing to bargain with. Or does she?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,844 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Cutler B., Elizabeth S. - Complete
The Taste of Murder by dreamdescend reviews
Elizabeth sits alone on deck and contemplates her betrayal of Jack. Oneshot, from Elizabeth's point of view, strong hints of JE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
A Pirate's Pillow Talk by Mlle. Phoenix Fox reviews
JackOC: A modern day girl finds herself a ghostly and gorgeous roommate
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,554 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Complete
Mutual Agreement by just jacs reviews
An unexpected event makes Sands and El come to a mutual understanding. ONESHOT r&r
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Complete
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Mary Suep Opera Chronicles reviews
A Mary-Sue parody. Must I say more?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Will T.
Ignorance is Bliss reviews
Sweeney Todd was expecting a package soon, but he never knew people could be so stupid.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Beckett's First Date reviews
Cutler Beckett never saw the point of a blind date - and never will.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Cutler B. - Complete
In Remembrance reviews
Happy 1 year anniversary, POTC! This is dedicated to all those brave souls that didn't make it to see today.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Beckett's First Near Death Experience reviews
Cutler Beckett hates spiders. Always has, always will.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Cutler B. - Complete
Beckett's First Haircut reviews
Have you ever wondered why Lord Cutler Beckett always wears a wig? I have.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Cutler B. - Complete
What Happened To Toby reviews
Warning: Extremly random series of one-shots lie inside. Toby haters welcome. No flames pur-lease!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2008
Beckett's First Easter reviews
Our dear Lord Beckett is forced to celebrate Easter for the first time. This was written for fun, so I hope you all enjoy reading it. :D
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Cutler B. - Complete
The Demon Barber of Fleet Street reviews
This is a collection of poems I've made about Sweeney and maybe one or two about Mrs.Lovett. I would really appreciate some reviews, thanks a bunch!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008
Former Glory reviews
During DMC. Used to be called 'Tortuga Nights', but a friend suggested this name and I like it better. James reflects on his life. I REALLY appreciate reviews! If you don't review, at least read it. lol!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/20/2008 - James N. - Complete
200 Ways to Anger Lord Beckett reviews
Just what the title says! No, I don't own anything. Please R&R! these are all hopefully original ideas that I came up with. Used to be '1oo Ways..'
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Cutler B. - Complete
Loss of a Sparrow reviews
Oneshot. Set after DMC. Antoinette Moineau can't stand that her love has been taken by the Kraken. She just wants to be with him again, no matter what it takes. R&R! I love reviews!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Regrets reviews
My first fanfic. About a pirate named Evurette Castelle looking back on something she did and hating herself for it. Set after AWE, a bit of an alternate universe. R&R! The title is terrible, I know, so if you can think of a better one I'd love to hear it
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Cutler B. - Complete