Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and Looking For Alaska, John Green.
I'm Sammie Jo. I write stories. I draw pretty pictures. I shout a lot too.
Look out for flying ketchup!!
she was the first girl
for anyone who hasn't read the prequel here's the link:click read our author's stories then jk rowling
HERE ARE THOSE COPY/PASTE THINGS THAT ARE REALLY ANNOYING, BUT EVERYONE HAS THEM ANYWAY:
-Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
-98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
-If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
-If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
-If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
- 92 of teens moved on to rap music. If you're part of the 8 that rock out everyday, put this in your sig.
- Merry Christmas! If you celebrate a holiday during this season, put this in your profile.
- 92 of teenagers would die if Abercrombie or Fitch thought beathing wasn't cool. Put this in your profile if you are the 8 laughing your arse off.
- If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, put this in your profile.
- If you have ever been obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, put this in your profile.
- If you have ever tripped over air, put this in your profile.
-If you are obsessed with fanfiction, put this in your profile.
- If you hate obnoxious and snobby people, put this in your profile.
- If you think the government should make levees and not wars, put this in your profile.
- If you hate those moquitos giving you moquito bites, put this in your profile .
- Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, put this in your profile.
- There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's wierd. If you agree, put this in your profile.
- I'm bored...if you are bored, put this in your profile and let the world know that you have nothing to do.
- If, for no warning, you have laughed for no reason during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this into your profile.
- If you have zoned out for more than 5 minutes, put this into your profile.
- If you have your own little world, put this in your profile.
- 98 of teenagers have sex, do drugs and drink alchohol. Put this into your profile in you are that 2.
- If you like bagels, put this into your profile.
- If you think the semi-colon is completly useless and is out to destroy the English language, put this into your profile.
- If you have ever burst out laughing in a queit room, put this into your profile.
- I've walked into a wall. Put this in your profile if you have too.
- Have you ever fallen off a chair, backwards? Put this in your profile if you have.
- If at one time you mispelled or forgot to spell a word less than four letters, put this into your profile.
- If keyboards hate you put this into your profile. (Especially that FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)
-If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
-If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile
-If you are in love with James Potter, paste this in your profile
-If you are in love with The Maurauders (maybe minus Peter Pettigrew), paste this in your profile.
-If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
-If you can read the message above paste it in your profile
-If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile
-If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
-If you have ever walked into a tree copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
-If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
-If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26,blobbyblobbyblobbyi, lovesXaXstar,
-If you ever randomly burst into song, copy this onto your profile.
Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
It's ok to cry, I cried, so can you.
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