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Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and Looking For Alaska, John Green.

I'm Sammie Jo. I write stories. I draw pretty pictures. I shout a lot too.

Look out for flying ketchup!!

she was the first girl
who ever made me fall
I just took to long to ask her to the freaking yule ball
hair like silk and eyes a glow
and she looks so pretty in her school girl robes
and skin
like porcelain
but she's a dead boys girlfriend
(Hank Green)

for anyone who hasn't read the prequel here's the link: click read our author's stories then jk rowling


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-Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

-98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

-If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

-If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

-If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

- 92 of teens moved on to rap music. If you're part of the 8 that rock out everyday, put this in your sig.

- Merry Christmas! If you celebrate a holiday during this season, put this in your profile.

- 92 of teenagers would die if Abercrombie or Fitch thought beathing wasn't cool. Put this in your profile if you are the 8 laughing your arse off.

- If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, put this in your profile.

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- Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, put this in your profile.

- There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's wierd. If you agree, put this in your profile.

- I'm bored...if you are bored, put this in your profile and let the world know that you have nothing to do.

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- 98 of teenagers have sex, do drugs and drink alchohol. Put this into your profile in you are that 2.

- If you like bagels, put this into your profile.

- If you think the semi-colon is completly useless and is out to destroy the English language, put this into your profile.

- If you have ever burst out laughing in a queit room, put this into your profile.

- I've walked into a wall. Put this in your profile if you have too.

- Have you ever fallen off a chair, backwards? Put this in your profile if you have.

- If at one time you mispelled or forgot to spell a word less than four letters, put this into your profile.

- If keyboards hate you put this into your profile. (Especially that FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

-If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

-If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

-If you are in love with James Potter, paste this in your profile

-If you are in love with The Maurauders (maybe minus Peter Pettigrew), paste this in your profile.

-If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

-If you can read the message above paste it in your profile

-If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

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-If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

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-If you ever randomly burst into song, copy this onto your profile.

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

It's ok to cry, I cried, so can you.

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Game On by The Croc Shop reviews
Zuko isn't exactly the best pai sho player around. Mai isn't exactly impressed.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
A Classic Misunderstanding by Aly-Cat101 reviews
Hermione asked a simple question but Ron, being the clueless boy we all know and love, takes it differently. FLUFFY. Ron x Hermione. ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Awkward Biological Questions About Boys by Allergic-To-Sunlight reviews
HBP Missing Moment. The trio and Ginny are listening to the radio and Hermione voices some rather awkward concerns. Ginny disagrees. :P HG. First posted fanfic. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Boy Who Lived to drink tea by mommato2beauties reviews
Harry is spending the day with his daughter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Riddikulus! by pet-munchkin reviews
Sanity? NOPE! - 12 lil vignettes that are totally ridiculous, very funny and have a touch of black humour. Featuring Tonks, her fave werewolf, an evil umbrella stand, Mrs. Black with minor problems, Sirius with MAJOR problems and a confused Snape! 3.Chap!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,755 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
The Color Red by liekomfgits kate reviews
Rose Weasley has always hated the color red until now. DH Epilogue compliant. Scorpius Malfoy/Rose Weasley. Same universe as See Right Through Me but you don't need to read one to read the other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Scorpius M., OC - Complete
Otaku Wars by Kitty Otaku reviews
A random otaku is left in th eHalo world and must learn about the gruesome world of war when she's forced to undergo Spartan training, with all the stops. Will she rise, or fall? MCxOC. Flames are welcome, I'll just laugh.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008
Caffeine High by GirlWithNoName-Elli3 reviews
The student body and professors recognized the form immediately. Sirius Black stood on the table, wearing only a black pair of boxers, his hair rumpled and a hyper look in his eyes.' A morning at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Sirius and the Squirrel by BiteMeSilly1606 reviews
funny oneshot with Sirius and a squirrel
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Nailed by katterpillar reviews
Who could have known one gnarled little nail could have caused such utter pandemonium? Oneshot, humor. Marauders Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Incoherent Ramblings of a Twisted Mind by johnnydicaprio reviews
I want to be a cherry. A cherry. No I don't want to be some random cherry sitting on a random tree. I want to be a specific cherry. Why, you ask? Why would I want to be a cherry? Because she eats them everywhere. Constantly. And it's killing me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/29/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Living With A First Class Arse by Zayz reviews
[Complete] LilyJames, SiriusOC. A highly sarcastic, silly, angsty, and occasionally romantic collection of 100 drabblings that are under or slightly over a thousand words each. Rated for language. Read and review?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 68,031 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Winning Bet by jncar reviews
When Tonks decides to bake cookies for Sirius, Remus places a wager that he can't lose. RT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Sirius B., N. Tonks - Complete
Sort Of The Art Of Seduction by oh em geexx reviews
Lily wants the treacle tart. Lily will get the treacle tart. One shot. LilyxJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Notes! by JacquelineHyde114 reviews
James, Sirius, Remus, and occasionally Peter, as all best friends do, write notes to pass the time! No point really, just fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,204 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Sirius B., Sirius B.
Meet the Marauders by JacquelineHyde114 reviews
My idea of the Marauders' first year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,756 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Remus L.
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Making Stories Rocking Worlds reviews
because That's what margo Does. just A passing Glance of margo Roth spiegelman. takes place tha summer after Paper Towns. based on Paper Towns by John Green
Looking For Alaska, John Green - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Complete
Not Even That Pretty reviews
Lavender cannot see why he likes her. They are not hair compatible and she's not even that pretty.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Lavender B., Ron W. - Complete
He Saw reviews
You're going to kill me?" the boy choked, his fingers trying to pry the metal ones off of his throat. "After I saved your life? You owe me, Wormtail!" And he saw James.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Peter P., Harry P. - Complete
Everytime We Touch reviews
Ron//Hermione Songfic. starting in hbp. hermione POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Jealousy reviews
LJ. Lily is jealous of James' new girlfriend. lily and sirius POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Rain reviews
Thunder boomed as the raindrops hit the glass windows of the Gryffindor common room. And Lily needs to find James. Very fluffy. LilyXjames. Seventh year, when they are together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Cousins reviews
Rose Weasley has cousins. Alot of cousins. Protective cousins. Alot of protective cousins.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Scorpius M., OC - Complete
Rejected Jungle Laws reviews
Some of the rejected jungle laws. WHAT THE FRICK!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2008
The Jungle Phamplet
I'll get you my pretty. and your little mongoose too!"
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Published: 4/9/2008
Lily's Lost It reviews
Something was going to happen. James Potter just knew it. sixthyear. LJ. jkr owns the potterverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What? reviews
marauder era. Lily POV. l/j-ish. Why are Lily's friends saying such strange untrue things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Merry Marauder Christmas reviews
marauder era. Lily, Abbi, and Victoria were spending the holidays at the Whitt Estate, which just happens to be next to the Potter Manor. i know, extremely cliched LExJP, SBxOC, RLxOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Animal Abuse reviews
Prongs, you can't kill me." "And why not?" "Well, it's animal abuse!" "Padfoot!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/9/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Vacation reviews
Petunia likes James, who is using her to get to Lily. But Severus, who Scarlett likes, also likes Lily. after fourth year, marauder era. LJ-ish. JKR owns everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Pick Up Lines reviews
James and Sirius make a bet in the library. sixth year, marauder era. lily/james-ish. oneshot. rated for saftey. i own nothing, it's all jkr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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