Poll: What pairing with Sasha would you like to see in Congratulations? -includes only what units are there, pick two- Vote Now!
Author has written 11 stories for Pokémon, Misc. Books, Vampires, Warriors, Fruits Basket, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Skip Beat!.
"If you are a dreamer, come in.
If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,
A hoper, a prayer, a magic-bean buyer...
If you're a pretender, come sit by my fire,
For we have some flax golden tales to spin.
Hello, readers. You've come here to learn a bit about me, correct? Shall we get started, then?
Name: You can call me Star. I've gone by it for about four years. You will probably not get my real name.
Age: I'm a teenager, between the age of thirteen and nineteen. Take a guess.
Likes: I like multiple things. Anime, pocky, sugar... Currently my favorite anime is Hetalia, and I plan to do quite a few fics about it.
Dislikes: People who mangle the English language and grammar system. You will barely ever see me use chat speak unless I'm in a rush or joking around.
Currrent obsession: Hetalia. :DD
Please enjoy browsing my profile. I've recently fixed it from it's old, crappy layout.
BREAKING NEWS: I now have a dA account! It's LupiniunStar. I'll be working on fluffles and romance and whatnot on there. All in forms of ReaderxSomeone stories. XDD My first one, a ReaderxRussia one is up now.
Clubbing, Pirates, and Wenches. Title subject to change. Prizefic for Congratulations.
A fic about Germany dragging other nations to 'buff up'. No title yet, just mist in my mind.
The Fairy's Secret. AU. Fairies, changlings, England, and an OC are all involved. Another chapter story! I'm think really hard about this one.
Congratulations! My Hetalia manual fic about Sasha. Manuals by LolliDictator.
Human Eyes. A story about Olivia, teenage angst, and certain cats who like to turn into nations. It took me forever to come up with even this terrible title.
Icy Heart. Fic about Russia and Belarus in the cold Russian winter.
Tomatoes of Wrath. Title parody of Grapes of Wrath for some reason. A fic for my friend, Atama Ga Keru Teru
Mr. Cucchiaio. Prizefic for my friend Twiggy. GerIta, Italy makes a new friend.
ALL OTHER FICS UNDER CONSIDERATION FOR DELETION/STOPPING.
I've decided I have musical issues. If I find a good song, I'll keep listening to it over... and over... and over... and never get tired of it... and keep listening... until I find a new one. DX
Question I knew of the month: Who were the Axis Powers in WWII? It was asked during a game in one of my classes. Wasn't my question, though, no matter how much I was screaming in my head at my teammate then commiting mental suicide after the other team got it. GERMANY, ITALY, JAPAN, I FAILED YOU. ;-;
Another thing that happened in the same game, on a different day. I drew a card saying I had to make up a common knowledge question to ask my teacher. If he answered wrong, my team got a point. He difined common knowledge as "something that could be looked up, not a question like what you had for breakfast." So I asked a question nearly every Hetalia fan knows the answer to:
Question: I World War II, Russia did something incredibly stupid that killed some of its own military. What was that stupid act?
His answer: Er... they fought in the winter?
Bzzzt, wrong! (General Winter becomes their friend in most Russian military tactics.)
Correct answer: The Russians jumped out of planes without parachutes, thinking that the snow would break their fall.
He laughed, and gave us a point. There was a bunch of complaining from the other team, saying it wasn't common knowledge question. It was under his definition though, so suck it up and admit that I asked a good question.
Keep taking 'Who Are You' Hetalia quizzes. It's all over the damn place, but I keep getting Germany. DAMN YOU GERMANY, I DON'T WANT YOU! Er... not that I don't love Germany and all.
My computer has gone kaput. For now, I'll only be able to get online when at the library.
So, I really enjoy Romano's character song, Buono Tomato... just sayin'... can't stop listening. XD
More will be added (or even removed) later. I forgot what else I wanted to put here. -.-
Well, I have a few close friends on here. First up, the... hm, well... I can't say old group anymore. Maybe the general group?
Avrel the Teller(Twiggy) - She has known me for as long as I've been making forums on here. She's a fun person, even though she insists on changing her user name every few months, argues with me over a lot of things, and likes to act all stoic occasionally. When she's hyper, SHE'S HYPER. Sadly, it hasn't occured lately. (Also, she's written a manual fic with cMadge as the main character that coincides with Congratulations. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7538000/1/What_Nonsense_Is_This)
SnipersBane - Ah, he is most definitely the downer of this group. *grins* He's a cool dude. Known him longer than anyone else in this group. He's very funny, and he's an excellent writer. He created one of my favorite internet items: The Giant Book of God-mod. The rpers and writers Bible. I hit him with it virtually a lot. :D
Gabredi - Newest member to the group, he hangs out with Twigs and me. He's a great guy, dealing with our arguments. Too bad he's hours ahead of us and has to get on at like midnight just to talk to us. XD
Cotl - A member of the SHV RP, he's the second newest member. We haven't talked much lately, but conversation with him is usually somewhat interesting.
Aeous tout la Debonair(Dark) - He hasn't been on in almost a year, but he's a dear friend. I've known him for as long as Twiggy, but before I met him I had seen him around on forums. He's smart, funny, and it's great whenever he can be on to talk to us. His writing is at least as good as Bane's, and I aim to be able to keep up with him in that department one day.
Just Another Fanatic - The other girl in the group (the first two being Twigs and I), she's the oldest. She's also a wonderful writer. She can say some hilarious things on an odd occasion.
The 'Gal Pals'
ElricLawliet(Jenny) - Ha! Oh, Jenny... We insult each other a lot, but we are good friends. She's in love with France and England, and she his insane. In a good way. One way or another, it's not boring when I talk to her. XD A OBVIOUS fem!France.
Atama Ga Keru Teru(Bridget) - When I consider ATAMA the sane one of this group, you know wild things are happening. She's a nice person, and likes being a push-over. XD Her stories are really good, and she's hilarious. Another fem!France. Closet-ly, of course. ;D
Random Bespetacled Otaku & kuroi ookami13 - I group these two together because they've disappeared for a long amount of time, and I don't know them as well as Bridge and Jen. But I still have fun with them, and I hope to become even better friends with them. :DDD
Copy and pasting time.
98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who haven't tried it, put this in your profile.
I don't need it. My mind's crazy enough already. I can get the same weirdness with some sugar, a friend into anime, and various items. I'm good.
99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a Myspace account and are literally addicted. If you are one of the 0.5 percent who thinks that Myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc., put this on your profile.
No. I have a Facebook, but that's 1. Not MySpace, and 2. just to keep up with friends and family because I've moved so much.
If you think Pokemon is cool, put this in your profile.
Mm-hm. I like Pokemon. Just getting that out there.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, put this in your profile.
Ha, yep. You ever see me at lunch with my friends, shouting Hetalia quotes, you'll know.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absoutly no reason, copy and paste this in your profile.
Evil laughter, normal laughter... I do both! :D MUWHAHAHAHA! ;)
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Don't need to ask me twice.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
HAHA, YEP! :D
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
I do this. Often. Not anything new. xD
If you hear voices of book characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.
And anime. And TV shows. I'm quite... odd?
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Psht, isn't that the truth?
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
Yeah. Happens often at my school.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If I zone out, I don't even have too blink much. XDD
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
I do this a lot.
If you have ever had a song stuck in your head for more than three weeks, copy and paste this into your profile.
Multiple songs, multiple times.
THE KING HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. IT IS OFFICIAL: HARRY POTTER, BRIGHT LIGHT IN OUR DARK DAYS, IS DONE. ALL FICS ARE NOW AU, AND I AM SAD. IF YOU ARE SUFFERING HPWS (HARRY POTTER WITHDRAWAL SYNDROME), COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE
I will miss you, Harry Potter. ;-;
If you're a total procrastinator and aren't afraid to admit it, please copy and paste this in your profile...no, it doesn't have to be now.
People, I'm lazy. And a procrastinator. I'd be a procrastinator even if I wasn't lazy. But instead I'm a lazy procrastinator. Go figure.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very easy opponent, I should practice more). Crazy is when you practice thumbwars. So if you're crazy, copy and paste this into your profile.
I beat myself. D: I must train more.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, put this in your profile.
95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, put this in your profile, and add your name to this list: AnimeKittyCaffe, Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart, Littlewhisker, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Pinkpelt, Erisna Deathclaw, Valanikos Dark, Lupinian Star...
Too much effort, man. -.-'
93 percent of American teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person 'What was your first clue?' 'Your point being?' 'You just realized this now?' or 'Wow, you're even more stupid than you look.', then put this in your profile and add your name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the C.O.C.A., Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom Figure, deadzonedragon, Manyara, Erisna Deathclaw, Valanikos Dark,Lupinian Star...
I'd most likely say out of all of them... 'Your point being?'
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
World would be cleansed, dude.
How You Know You're a Pokemon (this belongs to Valanikos Dark, people!)
1. You wake up in a red and white ball.
2. There's no coffee.
3. There's no sausages.
4. There's no toilet paper.
5. You only get let out of said ball to beat up/kill weaker Pokemon.
6. You are ordered around by some kid and his Pikachu.
7. You HATE being ordered around.
8. So you stuff said kid in a trash can, and walk off.
9. You promptly get caught again.
10. Rinse and repeat.
11. If you like this, put it in your profile.
12. That way, nobody else suffers this horrible fate.
Here's just some of the stupid things that happen in Twilight that the famous Twilight Snarker parodies and comments on.
Bella: Oh Edward, have I told you how beautiful and god-like you are?
Edward: Yes, you did ... ten seconds ago.
Bella: Being with you is like a dream!
Edward: I eat people.
Bella: You are so handsome, like a supermodel!
Edward: I could very easily kill you at any time.
Bella: Your breath smells like Heaven!
Edward: Every second in your presence is literally a struggle to keep myself from tearing your throat open and feasting on your blood.
Bella: Your muscles are so perfect!
Edward: Read my lips: I ... WILL ... KILL YOU!
Bella: You're like a Greek god!
Edward: Are you even listening?
Bella: Ooh, sparkles!
cue scene where Bella is almost hit by a van but notices Edward first*
Really? Your life is in imminent danger and the first thing you care to point out is where Edward is standing?
thump* *thump* *thump*
Sorry ... that was just my head hitting the desk.
cue scene where Bella agrees to go to La Push beach with Mike and friends*
Given Bella's track record you'd expect her to say no to the invitation and complain bitterly about a boy daring to be nice to her. This unusual acceptance of a social outing on Bella's part can mean only one thing.
THERE BE PLOT OVER AT THEM THAR BEACH!
after revealing almost everything by chapter nine*
Jacob: The Cullens are totally vampires, and I will now not-so-subtly hint that my tribe are werewolves. I shouldn't be telling you this, but I'm a male, and in this book men have the brains of chimps and would sell their very souls for the slightest promise of boob. Oops, I just broke my tribe's sacred treaty that I am sworn to uphold. Oh, butter fingers!
Bella: I will now do research on the internet, somehow blame Forks for the research not being what I wanted it to be, and then have an emo moment in the forest.
Edward: Yes, I am totally a vampire, and also I have psychic powers. I should probably try to deny this, but you did research on the internet and listened to a story told by some kid you haven't seen in years. How can I possibly fight that? Oops, I just broke my family's pact to protect our terrible secret. Oh, butter fingers!
With such epic secret-keeping skills, it's a wonder that Forks hasn't received a social call from Van Helsing.
Edward: I'm dangerous, Bella (applies hair gel). I'm not safe (puts on mascara). This is wrong (attends pedicure appointment). I'm no good for you (performs in poetry slam). THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER (does fingernails)! Can't you see how intimidating I am? Why aren't you intimidated? I'm a metrosexual vampire. If I lose control I might ... I might ... redecorate your house, and I would SO mess up the feng shui. The horror!
I LOVE this next part. You really have to read and absorb this to truly wrap your mind around how messed up it is.
"Oh, well. He is unbelievably gorgeous." Jessica shrugged as if this excused any flaws. Which, in her book, it probably did.
Says the girl who instantly forgave being dragged across a parking lot, because he's Edward.
Says the girl who instantly forgave being actively stalked, because he's Edward.
Says the girl who instantly forgave being scowled at and repeatedly ignored, because he's Edward.
Says the girl who explained away a nightmare in which Edward tried to kill her, because he's Edward.
Says the girl who has no problem with Edward being a bloodthirsty vampire who may end up murdering her, because he's Edward.
Says the girl who puts up with thinly veiled threats disguised as warnings, because he's Edward.
Says the girl who didn't mind being picked up and carried like a child, her cries of protests ignored, because he's Edward.
Says the girl who had no trouble with being commanded to eat, even though she wasn't hungry, because he's Edward.
Says the girl who, last chapter, professed her "unconditional and irrevocable" love for a guy she doesn't know because OOOH, HE'S SO HANDSOME AND HIS BREATH CONTAINS A PARALYZING AGENT!
Bella: Oh Edward is so gorgeous, so mysterious and strong and beautiful. I am unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.
Edward: Bella, we shouldn't be together but I can't stand the thought of being away from you. I must stay with you at all times. I watch you sleep at night, I follow you wherever you go, I would do anything to protect you ... well, everything except leave you alone so I don't one day end up murdering you. I have but one question to ask of you, Bella, my sun, my moon, my starry sky!
Bella: Oh, Edward, ask whatever question you want. I will answer anything as long as I get to see your perfect lips move to form the words. Ask. Ask me anything!
Edward: Um ... what's your favorite color? It suddenly occurs to me that we know nothing about each other.
cue scene Edward tells Bella that he will go get her truck for her*
Edward: I don't want you to walk home, so I'm going to break into your house, go through your things, and take your key so your truck will be waiting for you.
Bella: Oh, go right ahead. I'm sure my policeman father will have absolutely no problem with you burglarizing his house, and I, for one, will not even stop to think that this means you'll be going through my personal things. Just one question, though.
Edward: Sure, shoot.
Bella: If you have the time to go from the school to my house, break in, and come back with my truck, why can't you just take me with you so I can go inside and get my key myself? The school is in walking distance, so it's not like it would take that long for me to drive back during the lunch period.
Edward: Because SHUT UP!
Bella: You just want to go through my dirty laundry, don't you?
Edward: Bella, I can't stop thinking about you. I don't want to ever be apart from you!
Bella: Oh, Edward, you are so hot!
Edward: What are you saying? I'm dangerous, you should stay away from me! By the way, mind if I drive you to Seattle?
Bella: Um ... okay?
Edward: You foolish girl! Can't you see that I'm dangerous? If you were smart you'd avoid me!
Bella: But you just offered ...
Edward: By the way, Seattle is no good for me. Mind if we go someplace private instead?
Bella: Um ... uh ... alright?
Edward: YOU FOOL! I look at you pleadingly now. Call off the trip. I'm too dangerous! What time should I pick you up? I can be there whenever if you plan to sleep in.
Bella: But you just said ... oh, forget it. How's your family anyway?
Edward: They're wondering why I don't just leave you alone
Bella: So why don't you?
Edward: Because you won't let me go.
Bella: But you're the one who keeps following me everywhere I go. If even your own family is wondering why you don't just leave me alone, doesn't that say something about you?
Edward: I SPARKLE IN THE SUNLIGHT!
WITH SPARKLEPIRE SPEED!!! ZOMG OVERUSED!!!
Edward: You have no idea how close I came to killing you.
Bella: Oh, Edward, tell me more!
Edward: I would have lured you away to someplace private.
Bella: And I would have went!
Edward: I would then have torn open your throat and lapped up the blood. Since Stephenie Meyer didn't give us fangs it's not very easy for us to get at the blood, so it would have been quite messy.
Bella: Yes! Oh yes!
Edward: Then I would have violated your dead body repeatedly until I got bored with it.
Bella: Don't stop!
Edward: I would have then hacked up your remains and burned them to dispose of the evidence.
Edward: Did you ... did you just have one?
Bella: I didn't say stop, Edward! What would you have done with my ashes?
Edward: Uh ... you are WAY more into this than I thought you'd be.
Bella: Threatening my life only makes you more mysterious and sexy!
This book sucks. It's dull, packed with filler, unnecessary adjectives, moves at a glacial pace, and has no plot to speak of. I only use the word "plot" in these summaries out of convenience, because it's certainly not in reference to any significant events in this book. Meyer didn't do research, and what few facts she gives she gets wrong. The only thing this book has, in spades, is a lot of flowery-overwrought descriptions of Edward's perfection, one of the most whiny and bitchy female leads I've ever seen, AND ONE CRIMINALLY ABUSED THESAURUS!
This book is unconditionally and irrevocably boring.
Hello all. This is just a parody of soap operas I came up with while talking about Degrassi.
looks from emo corner* I dun generally watch Degrassi. It reminds me of soap operas, which I hate with all my heart. :O
"No Bob! I love you!"
"We can't be together, Susan!"
"Why Bob, oh do tell me with your handsome lips! Speaketh the words!"
"Because..." Bob takes off his mask. "I am your long lost twin brother."