Author has written 11 stories for Labyrinth.
You there! You! Yeeeeeeeeeees, you. Hello. Welcome to the home of every inane little scrap of fanfiction I've deemed not pathetic enough not to post. If you're here, I assume it's because you've read at least on of them or intend to or got lost. Remember, if you read, you MUST review; otherwise evil munchkins with sticky nasty fingers will invade your home, play loud polka music day and night and steal all your Rum (or other delicious recreational beverage, milkshakes and smoothies included)
Name: Kris, Coffee Kris
Age: 22 Though I do tend to act like I'm 5.
Description: Note picture! That's me! Good 'nough?
Personality: If I had money people would call me eccentric, as it is, I don't, so they call me crazy. Maybe because I use common sense in an age that ignores it...or maybe because I tend to act as though I'm a robot elephant mime from the 8th dimension who happens to have a fear of men's shoes while shopping for groceries. I don't know.
Stuff About Me
Despite what my poor spelling and grammar would indicate, I am an English Major!
I am Canadian!
I play the guitar!
Well, that's all. Don't let me keep you from reading and reviewing. Go, be free...you're still here? I said go! Scat, begone, vanish!