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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
Hello! Welcome to my humble profile! If you're here after reading one of my stories then thanks! I hope you left a review, or are considering doing so. If you came here from one of my post in the KNP discussion board, then read one of my stories and leave a review why not? Anyway I'll leave a few notes here about my thoughts about Naruto, FF.net, and all the fish those dolphins are thankful for.
Yo, I'm throwing down the gauntlet! I'm issuing a challenge to any author willing to take it! Here it is in full.
1) Write a story that you enjoy writing.
2) Take criticism gracefully, usually it's just someone trying to help you.
3) Try to have some logical sense in your story. Keep it simple.
4) Please for the love of all that is both good, and holy. Try and correct your grammar and spelling errors.
5) If a review only says UPDATE PLS! It's not a good review.
6) Harem stories as a whole are kind of bad. If you're going to write one, at the very least look at the historical connotation of it before putting it in your story.
7) Don't try and force coolness or badassery. If you're intentionally making something badass. Generally speaking it's not going to be nearly as badass as you think it is.
8) Guideline 8 looks like a smiley face. I just felt like pointing that out.
9) Send me a PM letting me know if your mom is hot or not. Seriously do it, if she is then pics are expected. Don't you dare send me any threes by the way. I will end you.
10) This isn't really a challenge if you haven't picked up on it yet. I mean it is, but not in the way most people mean it. I'm challenging you to have some common courtesy for my eyes. Seriously, I end up closing most fics by the end of the first paragraph. Usually exclaiming about refuse at the time. It's bad man, it's real bad. Sometimes I read a story, and I feel violence swelling in my stomach. Like if the dude(or chick) who wrote it was in front of me, I'd hurt em. Hurt em bad.
I mean, I'm not saying to go around hitting woman, but if her story is Naruto getting chased by a mob, and then three chapters later Naruto and Sasuke are Tbagging each other. Then Naruto gets on top of a glass table, and does the whole glass bottom boat, while Sasuke sits under it and faps his heart out. Then I think, I as a human being, am justified in reaching back like a pimp, and slapping a ho.
"Ageant is the funniest person I know. Bro, you can start telling people that knuckz said that. Put it on your profile page or something." - Knuckz
"No! You give Naruto a fox dong!" - Lord Ezra'eil