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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Hello! Welcome to my humble profile! If you're here after reading one of my stories then thanks! I hope you left a review, or are considering doing so. If you came here from one of my post in the KNP discussion board, then read one of my stories and leave a review why not? Anyway I'll leave a few notes here about my thoughts about Naruto, FF.net, and all the fish those dolphins are thankful for.


Yo, I'm throwing down the gauntlet! I'm issuing a challenge to any author willing to take it! Here it is in full.

1) Write a story that you enjoy writing.

2) Take criticism gracefully, usually it's just someone trying to help you.

3) Try to have some logical sense in your story. Keep it simple.

4) Please for the love of all that is both good, and holy. Try and correct your grammar and spelling errors.

5) If a review only says UPDATE PLS! It's not a good review.

6) Harem stories as a whole are kind of bad. If you're going to write one, at the very least look at the historical connotation of it before putting it in your story.

7) Don't try and force coolness or badassery. If you're intentionally making something badass. Generally speaking it's not going to be nearly as badass as you think it is.

8) Guideline 8 looks like a smiley face. I just felt like pointing that out.

9) Send me a PM letting me know if your mom is hot or not. Seriously do it, if she is then pics are expected. Don't you dare send me any threes by the way. I will end you.

10) This isn't really a challenge if you haven't picked up on it yet. I mean it is, but not in the way most people mean it. I'm challenging you to have some common courtesy for my eyes. Seriously, I end up closing most fics by the end of the first paragraph. Usually exclaiming about refuse at the time. It's bad man, it's real bad. Sometimes I read a story, and I feel violence swelling in my stomach. Like if the dude(or chick) who wrote it was in front of me, I'd hurt em. Hurt em bad.

I mean, I'm not saying to go around hitting woman, but if her story is Naruto getting chased by a mob, and then three chapters later Naruto and Sasuke are Tbagging each other. Then Naruto gets on top of a glass table, and does the whole glass bottom boat, while Sasuke sits under it and faps his heart out. Then I think, I as a human being, am justified in reaching back like a pimp, and slapping a ho.


"Ageant is the funniest person I know. Bro, you can start telling people that knuckz said that. Put it on your profile page or something." - Knuckz

"No! You give Naruto a fox dong!" - Lord Ezra'eil

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Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3272 - Favs: 2,617 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
A Village Hidden In Hope by Marz1 reviews
Naruto botches his first attempt to summon and ends up in a land without Ninja. Now a bunch of monks called Jedi think he's up to no good, the only way home may require the Darkside aka the Fox, and home may no longer be there.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,059 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Naruto U.
The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,773 - Reviews: 4078 - Favs: 4,176 - Follows: 3,628 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
An Idiot's Guide to the Universe by muishiki reviews
Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,874 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Naruto U.
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 2,656 - Follows: 2,355 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Ocarina of Konoha by lackofname reviews
In a fictional forest, a blonde haired, blue eyed boy was about to become a hero. Unfortunately, said blue eyed blonde was off in Zelda: Majora's Mask. So the casting director plucked out his next choice... His name was Naruto Uzumaki.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,360 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Captured by EdStargazer reviews
Naruto has failed the third attempt at his genin exam. Mizuki offers to pass him if he steals the Forbidden Scroll from the Hokage Tower. Things go wrong and Naruto is captured in the act. Chapter 25 A Mission to Sand Part 3 Resolutions
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,145 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 3,163 - Follows: 3,337 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Naruto of the Shikon by LD 1449 reviews
NaruInuyasha Xover: Naruto has lost everything in the final battle. He is asked to aid a group in their journey. But will his own grief and pain get in the way? Or will this new group heal his broken soul.I don't own Naruto or Inuyasha
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 108,778 - Reviews: 4658 - Favs: 2,969 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Diary of a Madman: Memoirs of a Nukenin by Bloodreaver Alpha reviews
Uchiha Itachi.Missing Nin, Akatsuki member, mass murderer.He has power, and a lot of it.But after an encounter with the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki, he begins to wonder what the point of it all is.What good is power if you've no good reason to use it? NaruxYugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,584 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Itachi U.
Chemical Substance by hitori.no.boku reviews
She could bring the heavens crashing down with one kiss, a goddess in a desolate land. He was her most devout worshipper and from someone so divine, rewards were always sweet. *Warning*: sexual themes, shotacon. *On Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,751 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
Breaking the Boundaries by calatrava reviews
The Yondaime summoned the Shinigami but he didn't get what he expected. The sealing afterwards fundamentally changed the boy who learns to become a master of the blade, to fulfill his destiny as the Guardian of the Three Paths. Naruto AU with Bleach
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 486,350 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 1,794 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Naruto U.
The Songs of the Fox by RahXephon reviews
Naruto fell into a different world after a battle. Losing both Kyuubi and his chakra, he eventually adapts to village life in a world not too different from his own. But the countries are restless, and the Emperor's legacy begins to fracture. When crisis strikes, Naruto and his new friends must flee as enemies want to capture Naruto's unique abilities. Original world, Naruto/FemOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 123,779 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 1/26/2009 - [Naruto U., OC]
The Ghost and the Darkness by Kirsdarkenvar reviews
Sasuke and Naruto become friends at a young age, but will Naruto's paranoia and mental instability draw Sasuke down into madness, or will Sasuke's own demons bring them both into the dark? Not yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sunglow by ncfan reviews
-Naruto x Karin- Maybe it's a little weird that she reminds him of his mother, but Naruto can't bring himself to care.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Naruto U., Karin U. - Complete
Existence by Denim88 reviews
He left, feeling that it would better protect those he cared for. Was it the right choice? What would result from this decision? Naruto set out for a new home, and created a new path for himself. Watch as our hero's legacy unfolds. NarutoxTemari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 221,751 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Naruto U., Temari
Please by hitori.no.boku reviews
Anko knew she wouldn't let him go. Couldn't let him go. Because waking up in the arms of Uzumaki Naruto had been the best moment in her life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Tails of the Fox Sage by DarthValgaav reviews
In the battle with Sasuke, Naruto is presumed dead. He awakes to find himself in a new land and will face new challenges with new powers. Watch as he makes a name for himself. I don't own Naruto so plz don't sue me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,431 - Reviews: 1675 - Favs: 2,027 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Serpentine Embrace by MountainWind reviews
They're both crazy, there's no doubt about that. But could the craziest thing either has done is try to be loved? AnkoxNaruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 63,602 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 4060 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Lord Vader's Limpet by frodogenic reviews
Several years post ROTJ, Lord Vader finds himself with a new role to fill-Grandpa. Extremely AU. If you've ever wanted to see Vader vs. Toddler, this is your story. : Humorous longshot. Cover courtesy of LV Writers image library.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Darth Vader, Ben S. - Complete
Master of Puppets, Demolition Chief by Dirty Reid reviews
What if Deidara and Sasori were partners, but never joined Akatsuki? What if a 6 year old Naruto was left beaten outside Konoha? What if Deidara and Sasori found him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,414 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 2,048 - Follows: 1,846 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Naruto U., Kin T.
Medicinal Lullaby by Shivakashi reviews
ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 259,473 - Reviews: 2964 - Favs: 2,848 - Follows: 2,388 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U.
Twisted by Craine reviews
ONESHOT-I never imagined that I could learn so much from a simple smile. Hell, I never imagined that I'd fall for someone like him. Through his stubborness, he challenged my faith and will, leaving me with a strange lease on life-NaruxHana-challenge fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,072 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Hana I., Naruto U. - Complete
Clan Loyalty: story discontinued by Dorlath reviews
Itachi remains loyal to his clan. The Uchiha Clan works with Danzo's Root and together they assassinate the Sandaime and sieze control of Konoha, making Fugaku the new Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,646 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3390 - Favs: 4,700 - Follows: 2,498 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Experimental by Spontaneite reviews
If you're a young, hormonal, teenage boy and notice that your very female clone is quite attractive, what are you going to do? Experiment, right? Only, when his clone fails to dispell because she's pregnant with himself, things begin to get strange.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Childhood by Taivasalla reviews
Sarutobi said ANBU was no place for a child, but a brotherhood of killers is more of a family than Naruto ever had. Now, with war looming and intravillage tension threatening his fragile world, even this may not last. Not super!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,296 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U., Raidou N. - Complete
It's Simple by MegaB reviews
The things the ANBU have to go through while serving their faithful Hokage, But if the Hokage real such a great person? Fourth Hokage Fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,808 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Minato N. - Complete
It's Simple by Vlaigeant reviews
Being the Hokage is everything that it can be, But being an Anbu isn't at all what one would expect after joining, This is the story of what A kage, puts the Anbu through. M-rated, This might kill your eyes but the humour will make you cry first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,077 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Minato N. - Complete
Genius of Konoha by Mrriddler reviews
AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,718 - Reviews: 2883 - Favs: 4,306 - Follows: 3,890 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Arashi no Mae by Onichun reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, village pariah, manages to pass the first genin exam he takes at the academy, but how will he manage pass the real test? AU Part one
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,055 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Naruto U., Hana I.
The Present by Azure Savior reviews
Hanabi didn't know it was Naruto's birthday, so she's very surprised when she finds out. Hanabi finds a suitable present for him, but soon she feels like giving him something more. NarutoxHanabi! One-shot! Happy birthday, Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Naruto U., Hanabi H. - Complete
Six Ways To Kill Perfection by CrimsonCobwebs reviews
In the end, no one can be pure evil. Zidane will never know how lucky he is to be alive.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Kuja, Zidane T. - Complete
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 3,322 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
Of Marriage and Diplomacy by nooziewoozie reviews
Kushina honestly didn’t know whether to laugh, cry, or go after the little Uchiha brat and his family with a chakra-infused frying pan. --chibi!Naruto asks why his parents aren't married. Rated for coarse language and adult situations. Kind of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Kushina U., Naruto U. - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 3,452 - Follows: 2,530 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Tiger's Mask by bendingwind reviews
Kushina thinks, for a second, that she is seeing a ghost from her past. Drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Kushina U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rhymes by hitori.no.boku reviews
In the wilderness of Kumo, Kirabi reflects in the company of a fellow jinchuruuki.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Killer Bee, Naruto U. - Complete
Incense by hitori.no.boku reviews
As the exotic smell hit her, Anko thought about the utter failures that were a new generation of Kunoichi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Anko M. - Complete
Three Stars by UnlikelyloveUnlimited reviews
Naruto has had a rough life,and by all indications it's going to get rougher. Can three women convince him to pursue his dream? And can they manage to share his affections without destoying each other? Chapter nine now up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,975 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Through Broken Glass by Kyzerkai reviews
At the start of his journey with Jiraiya, Naruto is lost at sea. Found by Shinra, he makes his way into SOLDIER. But as the veil of valor falls from Shinra, Naruto sets off with Cloud and the rest to stop Sephiroth, and come to terms with who he's become.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,157 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Cloud S., Naruto U.
Random Acts of Virmire by R-I-C-A-R-D reviews
Another take on 'the choice' and my first attempt at a parody. Special thanks to Knightfall whose recent fic on the subject put an idea in my head.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Breath of Fire III: Of Gods and Dragons by Estrelita Farr reviews
Dragons. Great beings the Goddess deemed evil, with a roar that shook the world, that struck terror in the heart of the bravest man. But they are now extinct, for reasons unbeknown to us... except for the last Dragon. This is his story. Full novelisation.
Breath of Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 238,518 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
The Melt by pudgypudge reviews
As a child, Naruto is taken in by Sarutobi to be his chosen successor to the mantle of Hokage. He develops a bloodline long thought lost to the world and learns along the way that, though he may be hated for his demon, his Will of Fire will burn brightly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 228,417 - Reviews: 4967 - Favs: 4,550 - Follows: 4,118 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Flashy Techniques by muishiki reviews
Flashy justu are a sure sign that a ninja's compensating for something else. In conjunction with Sai’s constant comments about Naruto’s size being small, Hinata is forced to intervene with the truth to defend Naruto’s honor. Naruto x Hinata. Humor
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 150 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Masks by hitori.no.boku reviews
Some people wear masks because they look cool. Some wear masks because of their function, others because it's their job. Kakashi just does.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Naruto Fuujinroku by Daneel Rush reviews
These are the chronicles of the Golden Wind God. In the beginning, the orphan became a heir. In Fantasia, the heir will become a shinobi. DEAD.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 298,337 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Naruto U.
Cloud Age Symphony by slexenskee reviews
Let it not be said that being Uzumaki Naruto is anything approaching easy; he has an obligation to the future but a duty to the past, and a time-traveling jutsu that lets him travel between both. OR: Naruto travels between the past and the present, and somehow loses himself in the process.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,734 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Shinobi of The Rock by alterego94 reviews
After the Kyuubi attack, Sarutobi decides to send Naruto away. But the caravan gets ambushed by Rock shinobi, and Naruto's missing. Now twelve years later an insanely strong genin from Iwa enters the chuunin exam. And whats with his claybearing sensei?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,430 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U., Deidara
Heat Wave by dancer4ver reviews
His bad decisions had bad outcomes...or were they good? He was unsure and the heat wasn't helping. NaruIno. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Senju Naruto by Baal of Yarns reviews
You'd think being brought up by his Sannin mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier. Not so for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it. Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,714 - Reviews: 2159 - Favs: 3,767 - Follows: 3,432 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Human Contact by yooso reviews
The ability to touch others is something humans take for granted. But what if you couldn't anymore? Based on Empathy by The Halfa Wannabe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,482 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 1,931 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
First Contact The Long Drive by karkashan reviews
It was time to move on. Naruto knew that. He just didn't think he'd end up with such a cute red headed doctor like her. AU. First Contact series. Amaru x Naruto oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Amaru, Naruto U. - Complete
Duty, Honor, and Truth by Tyrchon reviews
Young Naruto believes himself alone with no family, he is wrong. Learning the ways of his mother the young boy will embark on a mysterious adventure that could destroy both him and Konoha. What will he do when confronted by his clan's legacy? Slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 438,143 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto is dating WHO! by Meinos Kaen reviews
Collection of one-shots featuring Narutox? Pairings, where ' stands for a girl from another anime/manga/movie, etc... Review and leave your suggestions! No Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,985 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Naruto U.
A Fox, A Snake, and A Dagger by Grey Goose 74 reviews
Naruto has just made it into the ANBU Black Ops Program at age 18 and is put into a squad with Anko as his captain. Watch Naruto make the choices that will change Konoha forever as rivals return, new friends are made, and relationships form. lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 112,228 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Rising upon the Frosted Heavens by Andoryu-sama reviews
DISCONTINUED...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 105,778 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4148 - Favs: 6,477 - Follows: 3,250 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Illegitimate Love by Jetslinger reviews
One night of passion can lead to a lifetime of happiness. At least, that's how it is in movies. NarutoxTenten. M for sex and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Not home anymore by DeExil reviews
AU While returning from his training with Jiraiya, Naruto encounters Itachi who makes a jutsu with the intent to immobilize the boy but does a couple of hand signs wrong and sends Naruto in another world. -NarutoxWorldofWarcraft crossover- -NaruxOCxOC-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 211,021 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Trust and Betrayal by ItzRayz reviews
-AU DarkNarutoIno- What does a person do when the ones you sought to protect turns against you? The very enemies that you been taught to kill turns out to be your only allies...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 112,636 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Did You Say Uzumaki? by Magic Shade reviews
Jiraiya searches for the one named Uzumaki Naruto, but finds so much more. A touching tale of the humanity that strings us all together. A OneShot about Romance, Our Friends, and Everything that connects us. I would recommend reading it. 3/10: Minor Fixes
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,304 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Weirdest Attack Ever by NarutosBrat reviews
The truth behind that fateful October 10th night. Insanity at its worst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Collapse of Dreams by Whispers in your head reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is framed, and flees his old teammates. Broken and injured, he finds a secret room, one fitting to the life he now faces. A dark Naruto Naru/Tayu fic. Rated M for death, gore, language, and Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,448 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Houses of the Holy by HowdyU reviews
Spirited away from Konoha at an early age, Naruto finds a new family amid the strife of a battlefield as old as the shinobi nations. But what will he do when his new allies’ ambition is to change the world through a baptism by fire? An Akatsuki!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 127,994 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 4,329 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The True Monster by lord of the land of fire reviews
A Rosario Vampire and Naruto cross over. Naruto, the hated Kyuubi jinchuuriki is sent to a school for monsters to complete his education before he can return to Konoha. But in a place filled with monsters he wonders just who the true monster is. Nar X Mok
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 228,346 - Reviews: 5473 - Favs: 3,479 - Follows: 1,559 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Can I Keep Her? by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Oneshot. What if Jiraiya and Naruto were in Cloud country when Yugito was about to be nabbed by Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 210 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 3,873 - Follows: 951 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Mass Effect: Elevation by R-I-C-A-R-D reviews
A series of scenes mostly revolving around the many and long elevator rides in Mass Effect.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,508 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
Crimson Edge by Case13 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto always knew he was special. He always knew he was important. He thought it was because of the Kyuubi. Turns out he got two out of the three right. Bleach crossover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,033 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 2,077 - Follows: 1,925 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
He Doesn't Sleep Anymore by HowlingAngel reviews
She pressed her mouth against his face and whispered into his ear 'C'mon Kit, it would be so easy and he deserves it. Just reach out and snap his neck. I promise you'll love it.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Paths We Walk by Tsurugi-Sama reviews
An ancient power that makes the Kyubi quake in fear begins to awaken within Naruto, and leads Naruto to fulfill ancient legends in a story thousands of years in the making! NaruXOC light/dark, berserk Naruto; NaruOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 220,562 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U.
The Fourth Dojutsu by HistorianoftheKais reviews
The Rinnegan, Byakugan, and the Sharingan are hailed as the three great Dojutsus in the land. What few people realize is that there is one other Dojutsu that equals them in power. It is time for the great bloodline of Whirlpool Country to reveal itself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,474 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 2,352 - Follows: 1,626 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 239 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Always Welcome by Azure Savior reviews
Though you may run into hardships, though you may get into arguments, though you may want to run away, everyone has a place where they are always welcome. For Uzumaki Naruto, this is one such place. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Naruto U., Ayame - Complete
Brown Eyes meets Blue by DarthValgaav reviews
Rin couldn't take losing Obito. She just wanted to go away. So, the Fourth helps her with that.What will happen now that she's back and is still 12 years old. NarutoRin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 155,878 - Reviews: 2745 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Naruto U., Rin - Complete
His Bright Side, Her Silver Lining by Azure Savior reviews
Naruto has always looked on the bright side of things, always optimistic and cheerful. One day, he's going to teach someone else to do the same. Light romance and fluff. NarutoxHanabi. Two-shot! Second chapter has been rewritten! New title.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hanabi H. - Complete
Don't Take Me Alive by Winter Weatherman reviews
Itachi knows who will understand.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Revan's Galactic Acquistions by R-I-C-A-R-D reviews
Sequel to Casino at the Edge of the Galaxy. Revan & Co return to Telos and after some housecleaning, Revan begins his business activities on Citadel Station. But the unexpected return of an old companion threatens to end everything.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,567 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Second Time Around by Sandylee007 reviews
COMPLETE! Itachi’s death costs Sasuke his life. But… What happens when he gets one more year to set things right? Will he end up wasting this extra time? NaruxFEMSasu, plus others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,915 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secret so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2256 - Favs: 3,906 - Follows: 2,108 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
The Casino at the edge of the Galaxy by R-I-C-A-R-D reviews
After defeating Kreia on Malachor V, an extremely drunk Exile encounters Revan and learns the real truth about his mysterious absence from the galaxy since the end of the Jedi Civil War.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Breaking Up Isn't that Hard to Do by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
This is not an epic tale of action, suspense and true love. Yeah, I'm disappointed, too. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 92 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Scandalous Proposal by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
Sakura is fed up with being the bridesmaid but never the bride and goes to confront Naruto about his most indecent lack of proposals. narusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 97 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
BitterSweetCandy by allurement reviews
FugakuKushina. ‘There is nothing of Kushina in this boy,’ Fugaku thinks. But then Naruto’s face splits into a grin, so bright and sincere and like his mother’s that Fugaku can feel his heart breaking all over again.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Fugaku U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Naruto: Rise of the Titan's by DarkUzumaki reviews
NarutoTeen Titans Crossover. NarutoXHaremNaruto is attacked by Akatsuki. Kyuubi, in an attempt to save them both, creates a portal into a new world. What is this strange place? Who are these people? And will he ever get home?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,149 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Promises by singeivoire reviews
Kushina may be pregnant, but that doesn't change anything, she still has a life to live. Naruto's parents look to the future. FINAL CHAPTER UP.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,930 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
The Imprint by MogtheGnome reviews
What would happen if Naruto was in the wrong place at the wrong time? What if Itachi decided that he needed another failsafe to measure his potential besides Sasuke? Maybe it wasn't his sharingan that made him so strong... What if it was just him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,096 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007
Broken Hearts, Shattered Dreams by pudgypudge reviews
It's been three years since Sakura left Naruto and his son behind for Sasuke. Broken hearted, he cut himself off from society. Now his friends want him back in the fold, and a certain blonde has even grander plans for everyone's favorite jinchuuriki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,792 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 2,826 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Black Sheep by A True Radical Dreamer reviews
AU. Uchiha Naruto, son of Rin and Obito, tries to find his place in life. However, with a crazy teachers like Gai and Anko, will that place be where he wants it? Naruto/Anko, Abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 184,739 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 2,588 - Follows: 468 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Naruto Uzumaki: Shinobi of the World by Minion of Set reviews
Tsuki Hyuuga and Motoko Uchiha are given a SS class mission, six years after Kyuubi attacks. Guide Naruto as he trains in shinobi villages around the world. Helpful suggestions welcome, flames pissed on. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 83,961 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Breath of Fire III: Protector by Estrelita Farr reviews
At the end of the hundred-year war, only one Dragon survived against the mighty Guardians, the Chosen One who would later complete the mission given to the Dragons. This is the story of a young man who protected him with his life. One-shot prequel.
Breath of Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 5,291 - Follows: 3,370 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Youkai gone astray by IncandescentOne reviews
Now half demon, Naruto has to deal with his life being turned upside down while he lives in the place that made him that way. Naruto also struggles between getting strong to prove himself to the one who saved him, Sesshoumaru and attempting to have a life
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 110,980 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Exiled Legend by ItzRayz reviews
What if Jiraiya leaves with a 5 year old Naruto for a long training journey? How will his life be different? Watch as Naruto experience harsh obstacles before finally becoming a legend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,929 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
On some missions by therealesther reviews
On some missions, Naruto doesn't wear his wedding ring. This is one of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 2,371 - Follows: 415 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Twenty Unknown Secrets of Maito Gai by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Everyone has secrets. Gai is just good at keeping his. Second in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 121 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gai M., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Kyuubi Is Angry by The Other Side of Darkness reviews
Sometimes, the Kyuubi and Naruto share dreams. Let's look in on one of those times. NaruXFemKyu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 192 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Silence of the Damned by Daystar Clarion reviews
When Naruto wakes up to a dead body in his bathroom, he begins a quick spiral into madness. Oneshot-prologue. RE-EDITED Rated for attempted suicide.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,025 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Legacy of the Rasengan I: Naruto by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It started as nothing more than a goal, inspired by a dream. It was the only thing he had to keep him going. Now, years later, it has suddenly become something...more. It has become his way of life. Slight NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 266,215 - Reviews: 4080 - Favs: 3,274 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 294 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
The Naruto Before Christmas by The Unknown Alias reviews
In the worlds like Naruto's, there are no holidays like Christmas or Halloween. But now, thanks to forces yet to be known, Naruto has found a sanctuary from the village at an early age and brought Halloween to Konoha. Welcome to Halloween Town. NBC Xover
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,630 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
With the Heart and Underwear of Fire by Diamond Avatar reviews
Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,004 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 205 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 236 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3167 - Favs: 5,255 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
The Way of the Apartment Manager by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,166 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U., OC - Complete
Switched! by Minnionette reviews
It all began with an evil statue that switched their bodies. Now, physically weaker, Naruto has to cope with girlbonding and PMSing. That’s not nearly as bad as Inner Sakura and the ninetailed fox refusing to get along semipeacefully.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,887 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Never Ever by maboroshi-hime reviews
What if Naruto had sided with the Sand Village during the Konoha invasion?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,046 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/27/2005 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 4,683 - Follows: 533 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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The Hyuuga Man reviews
Hyuuga Hiashi: The man, the myth, the legend. Follow his adventures as Hyuuga clan head and general man of mystery!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Hiashi H.
I'm Uzumaki Friggan Naruto, Thats Who! reviews
A tale of love, war, superiority complexes, and plant men in dresses. Read or be eternally lame! Strong Language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Naruto U.