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I have PICA, puppy induced cuteness attacks. It's a thing, and a fact, just not written down on anything substantial... like Wikipedia.

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A Ruinous Gift by Noodlehammer reviews
Taylor Hebert had a great destiny, upon which much rested. She was also a latent psyker, too weak to ever awaken her potential. In the most critical moment of her life, these two things, combined with a plea for help made with dying faith, drew unsavory attention. A gift was given, a gift that was also a curse.
Crossover - Warhammer & Worm - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 27 - Words: 298,715 - Reviews: 2360 - Favs: 3,871 - Follows: 4,328 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 9/20/2023 - Complete
Uchiha Heiress Remix by JGResidentEvil reviews
They say that you can't expect everything, so what would happen when a crazy secret is revealed? You just have to wait and see! Pairings: Naruto x Hinata x FemSasuke, Neji x Tenten, Lee x Kin, more pairings coming along. Sakura and Civilian Council Bashing. Don't like, don't read. Naruto is owned by Kishimoto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 1,418,066 - Reviews: 2667 - Favs: 7,565 - Follows: 7,021 - Updated: 12/20/2023 - Published: 1/11/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Sasuke U.]
Legendarily Popular by Saphroneth reviews
Ash Ketchum really loves Pokemon, because who wouldn't? And Pokemon seem to love him back, too. It's given him a bit of a skewed perspective on what counts as rare, though...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 341 - Words: 842,212 - Reviews: 6151 - Favs: 4,145 - Follows: 3,810 - Updated: 3/30/2023 - Published: 8/2/2021 - Ash K./Satoshi, Mew
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 59 - Words: 110,732 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 2,703 - Follows: 2,487 - Updated: 12/19/2022 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
The life and times of Kibutsuji Muzan, bored immortal guy by Revantio reviews
Sometimes he wanted to apologize to the Ubuyashikis because their curse came from him. Cursed for generations and generations until he died. Tough luck cousins, he doesn't know if he could die either. They can suffer together from afar, in family spirits and all. / In which Muzan is a decent guy all along, and canon somehow still found its way.
Kimetsu no Yaiba/鬼滅の刃 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,521 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 4/21/2022 - Published: 1/29/2020 - Muzan Kibutsuji, Kokushibō/Michikatsu T., Yoriichi T.
techno queen the copyright infringement sage by bloodedge the minion reviews
Bee Movie Script - Dialogue Transcript According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Worm - Rated: K - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,424 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 133 - Published: 2/2/2021 - Tattletale, Simurgh - Complete
Lord Doom by RustPony by Ze Archivist reviews
Taylor triggers later, as a Tinker with Master elements. Seeing as she has the Queen-Administrator shard, that means a Tinker with a specialization for a bunch of tiny drones. Taylor's cape identity is going to be a hammy humor villain.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,210 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 3/27/2020 - Published: 3/24/2020 - Complete
Metatron hold my Ramen, I got this! by Yorae Rasante reviews
The Face and Voice of God visits Konoha... looking for the one he has the face and voice of. Now, even though it is hard to believe he is God of the Bible, Naruto lived through so much they decided to give the guy a chance and he went to visit his world... until Naruto makes a quick stop in Kuoh and derails everything. The Devil's Luck... or whatever... indeed.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,547 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 3,083 - Follows: 3,477 - Updated: 9/19/2019 - Published: 6/20/2018 - Naruto U., Metatron
Goodbye, Old Friend by KodiakWolfe13 reviews
A look at Serizawa's sacrifice from the eyes of Godzilla. (Godzilla: King of Monsters 2019)
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 107 - Published: 6/19/2019 - Godzilla - Complete
Spinning The Gacha by Rhydeble reviews
After seeking refuge in mobile video-games, and having Emma delete her save file, Taylor triggers with the ability to summon a random cape by literally burning a twenty dollar bill. Sadly, most of her summons are low-rank one-star Chubsters. Cover art by Squirelly Sama
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,652 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 10/27/2018 - Published: 3/6/2018 - Skitter, Flechette, Rune
Perverted Naruto by rykott reviews
A bunch of shorts about a Naruto raised from childhood by Jiraiya. Now with more perversion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,592 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 3/28/2018 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Mei T., Tsunade S.
The Lion King Vs The Wrought Iron Hero by Drow79 reviews
This New Singularity...it hurts...every time I think about it I can only think about how ashamed she would be. It's time to end this, once and for all. (Oneshot. Based off the comic with the same name. WARNING MILD SPOILERS FOR THE CAMELOT SINGULARITY OF FGO!)
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Fate/Grand Order - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,533 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 718 - Published: 3/22/2018 - Archer, EMIYA - Complete
Protective Instincts by Yojimbra reviews
Naruto is an Idiot with a capital I, and Sasuke feels the needs to help her for his own sanity. Fem Naruto x Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,383 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 2,978 - Follows: 1,952 - Updated: 6/17/2017 - Published: 2/5/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Naruko U. - Complete
Transcending by Snapers reviews
After defeating his brother Indra, Ashura, the youngest son of Hagoromo Otsutsuki, tries to stop Zetsu before he can wreak havoc on the world. He failed. And in a twist of fate, the heir to the six paths is thrown into the future... right into the mind of a young Naruto Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,296 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 1,764 - Updated: 5/17/2016 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Ashura Ō.
Gin's Notebook by Totoromo reviews
Gin has been collecting stories, pranks, and jokes in his notebook. He's given it to Orihime to pass away the time in Hueco Mundo. T rating just in case, I will be adding lots.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 65,504 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Orihime I., G. Ichimaru, Ulquiorra
The Madness of Kurosaki's Sanity by 9foxgrl reviews
One shots of the madness between Ichigo, Zangetsu, and Hollow Ichigo. It's a miracle Ichigo isn't in the loony bin.Taking suggestions from readers. I do not own Bleach.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 107 - Words: 28,149 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 3,477 - Follows: 1,612 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete