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Joined 11-29-07, id: 1432963, Profile Updated: 01-05-18
Author has written 48 stories for Harry Potter, Star Wars, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho, Heroes, Doctor Who, Pokémon, Spider-Man, Lost, Hunger Games, Frozen, Divergent Trilogy, Disney, Once Upon a Time, Legend of Korra, Marvel, Steven Universe, and DuckTales.

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Inside the anime by Kurisuta1 reviews
Our favorite characters explore their time inside the anime with a little inside help. Its a comedy people. mangaverse/anime
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2008
Ginny Weasley and the Deathly Hallows by twilighthp95 reviews
Ginny's starting her 6th year at Hogwarts. Exciting, right? Normally, yes. But this year, it is the last place she wants to be. Her brother, best friend, and exboyfriend are all risking their lives, but no, it's too dangerous for Ginny! What will she do?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 77,254 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
From the Ashes by memories of pain reviews
Harry and Ginny story. After part four. Harry dies in order to save Cedric. But when the whole wizarding world suffers from the fight against Voldemort, school goes on. And who will turn up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,492 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Our Family Tree? by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
The Weasley clan reacts to the crappy family tree J.K. Rowling recently pulled out of thin air. The link's inside for anyone who hasn't seen it yet. I don't know about the rest of you, but it left me enraged... this is me ranting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
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The Hunger Games Trilogy: As Told by Haymitch Abernathy reviews
Haymitch Abernathy had lost all hope of another Victor in District 12 until Katniss Everdeen volunteers and Peeta Mellark is chosen to participate in the Hunger Games. He believes that after so many years of failure he has finally found a potential victor. While haunted by his past, Haymitch struggles to make sure that this time a tribute from District 12 gets to come home.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,445 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 12/20/2019
Cartoon Network Disney Crossover: The Hungry Games
12 Districts. Each their own dimension (aside from one that is a collection of closely related dimensions). A boy and girl from each are forced to fight in the Hungry Games, a battle royale for the amusement of their inter-dimensional masters. 24 go into the arena. Only 1 comes out...
Crossover - Disney & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,507 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/11/2020 - Published: 12/10/2019
The nefarious schemes of the Anas brothers
Set in the 1987 series. Michael and Wallace Anas are the 3rd and 4th richest ducks in the world. Their goal? To usurp Scrooge McDuck's position as the richest duck in the world by whatever means necessary, to rule Duckburg, if not the world.
DuckTales - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Published: 11/27/2020
How Rise of Skywalker should have ended reviews
Even though I liked 'Rise of Skywalker', after watching 'How Terminator Dark Fate Should have Ended', I decided to make a version of that using Star Wars instead.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2020
Steven Universe the Movie Abridged (With Commentary) reviews
'Steven Universe the Movie' shortened and commented on by a trio of inter-franchise entities.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2019
Spider-Man's Departure From the MCU: Lion King Style reviews
The Announcement of Spider-Man leaving the MCU reimagined as if it was a scene from 'The Lion King'.
Crossover - Marvel & Disney - Rated: K - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2019
Disney XD Cinematic Universe
All the disney characters on disney XD (Except Marvel and Star Wars) live in a shared universe (Or multiverse), and are threatened when an ancient evil seeks to gather six powerful macGuffins, putting their entire existence at stake.
Crossover - Disney & Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,824 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/17/2019 - Published: 7/11/2019
Divergent Disney XD
In a world divided into factions where you must choose where you belong, familiar looking characters from different backgrounds must make their choice and get through initiation in the midst of a conspiracy that threatens everything they know. Featuring characters from series including 'Phineas And Ferb', 'Gravity Falls', 'Wander Over Yonder' and 'Star Vs The Forces Of Evil'.
Crossover - Disney & Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,271 - Updated: 4/19/2019 - Published: 3/26/2017
The War of the Five Cities reviews
It's been a year since the events of 'Allegiant'. Tobias is still grieving over what happened to Tris. While trying to get on with his life, a former member of the Bureau of Genetic Welfare approaches him, asking for assistance in stopping an ongoing war in the last active experiment of the bureau, where the equivalents of the factions each have their own city.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,582 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/20/2018 - Published: 8/14/2016
Bender Wars: Episode 8, The Last Air Nomad Trailer
'Star Wars, Episode 8: The Last Jedi' trailer using characters and concepts from Legend of Korra and The Last Airbender.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Published: 12/20/2017
Divergents
Follow a number of students across the factions as they make the choices that will define them for the rest of their lives, and the consequence of that choice as they go through initiation, whether it be for Abnegation, Amity, Candor, Dauntless, or Erudite.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,652 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/11/2017 - Published: 5/14/2016
How Once Upon A Time Should Have Ended reviews
Parody of Once Upon A Time in the style of the HISHE videos. There must have been an easier way for Rumplestiltskin to get to the Land Without Magic without resorting to the convoluted means the whole series relied on? Oh wait! There was! Actually several emerged over the course of the series, but there was one in particular that I could think of from Season 1.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2017
Divergent Abridged (With Commentary) reviews
The film abridged, parodied, and commentated on by an inter-franchise entity, his professor assistant and a giant talking slug.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/15/2017
Doctor Who Abridged reviews
Doctor Who abridged and parodied.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,696 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/18/2016 - Published: 5/22/2009 - 9th Doctor, Rose T.
Frozen: What Could Have Happened reviews
What if Anna had never gone after Elsa? What if she was never found by Hans and his volunteers? Then we might have gotten a very different (and yet familiar) story.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/12/2016 - Published: 10/4/2015
FMA Abridged With Commentary: Season 3 reviews
The third in the 'Fullmetal Alchemist Abridged With Commentary ' series.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,357 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Force Awakens: The Reaction reviews
While everyone seems excited for the new Star Wars film, there's an inter-dimensional entity who's actually dreading this film coming out!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 12/16/2015
The Hunger Games: You Win Or You Die reviews
Having been caught in 'The Hunger Games' craze, I've decided to write my own story about a Hunger Games of an unspecified date. Who will win and who will die? Read and find out. By the way excuse me 'Game of Thrones' fans for using that famous line but I found it illustrates the Hunger Games perfectly. Also there's another reason for me using it to be discovered later on.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 5/4/2013
Heroes Abridged: With Commentary, Season Three reviews
The third season of 'Heroes' shortened, mocked, and commented on.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,116 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Peter P., Hiro N.
Goblet of Fire: A Different Kind Of Dark Lord reviews
Sequel to 'Chamber of Secrets: A Different Conclusion' and the third in the Tebadam Nargoa series. During his fourth year, Harry will come face to face with the dark wizard who tried to kill him thirteen years ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Blood Traitor reviews
Sequel to 'Philosopher's Stone With A Difference'. Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts this year, but he's not the only one. An infamous serial killer known as the Blood Traitor is back, declaring war on all the Slytherin students.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,926 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Harry P., Ron W.
Amazing SpiderMan: The reaction reviews
While Sammy The Slug is excited about the upcoming Spider-Man movie, the Commentator however is alot more pessimistic...
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012
The Amazing SpiderMan' Trailer Abridged reviews
A parody of the second trailer of 'The Amazing Spider-Man'.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, J.J. Jameson
Pokemon The Movie: The Shadow Of The Dictator reviews
When inter-dimensional entity the Commentator is feeling bored, he decides to relive his greatest adventure.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,366 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Jimmy/Kenta
Star Wars: The ReImagining reviews
If someone was to re-imagine 'Star Wars', it would probably look something like this...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Luke S., Han S. - Complete
Harry Potter Abridged, With Commentary reviews
All seven Harry Potter installments to be shortened and incidentally to be humoured as well. What is meant by 'Commentary' Read and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,990 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Harry P., Ron W.
Spiderman: The TV Series reviews
When the Commentator decides to create a clone of 'Smallville', sap it of everything about Superman from it, replacing the essence with Spider-Man instead, this is what he gets.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S.
The Second SpiderMan reviews
Watch as the First Spider-Man regenerates into the Second Spider-Man in preparation for his new movie!
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W. - Complete
Lost: The Reaction reviews
The Commentating Trio watch the final episode of 'Lost'.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Jack, Christian S. - Complete
Spiderman Abridged With Commentary reviews
Spiderman movies shortened, parodied and commentated on.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,385 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W.
Spiderman The TV Series: Trailer reviews
Teaser for an upcoming fanfic, based on an idea of removing everything Superman from Smallville, retaining the original framework, but having it being about Spiderman instead. Trailer based on Watchmen trailer. Enjoy.
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S. - Complete
Heroes Abridged: With Commentary, Generations reviews
Sequel to Heroes Abridged: With Commentary, Genesis. Season Two of 'Heroes' abridged and parodied, with commentary by the Commentator, Professor and Sammy the Slug.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,941 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Peter P., Hiro N. - Complete
Pokemon: The Movie Trailer reviews
Teaser for a Pokemon story I came up with years ago, and only now have been able to start uploading it on this website.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Complete
Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged: With Commentary reviews
Yu Yu Hakusho shortened and humoured, featuring a few inter-franchise beings making comments when appropriate.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,690 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Yusuke U., Botan - Complete
Heroes Abridged: With Commentary, Genesis reviews
When inter-franchise being the Commentator is told by his assistant the Professor about Heroes, at first he is cynical, believing every Sci-fi-fan series being fated to become really mediocre. Then he realises that it's worth checking out!
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,690 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Peter P., Hiro N. - Complete
Naruto Abridged With Commentary: Chuunin Exams reviews
The Chuunin Exams' arc As well as the succeeding 'Invasion of Konoha' arc shortened and parodied.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,304 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chamber of Secrets: A Different Conclusion
Sequel to 'Philosopher's Stone: A Different Beginning'. Harry and his friends set out to stop the heir of Slytherin from harming muggleborns. But in an unknown chamber he's going to discover that there's a threat worse than Slytherin's monster!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,077 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Philosopher's Stone with a difference reviews
Same basic plot except a slight alteration concerning one of the characters. And alot of changes extending from that one. What has been changed? Read and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,420 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
To Kill a Potter: Philosopher's Stone
AU story in which Voldemort and other characters particularly villains are replaced with new characters, Harry has a brother, and there are dark forces at work that seek to destroy Harry and assure the Dark Lord's supremacy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Potter, the Potions Master, and the Stone reviews
Harry Potter is a boy who discovered that he is a wizard. Eric Eago is the Potions Master at Hogwarts. The Philosopher’s Stone is an object that can create gold and give immortality. This year, the destinies of these three things shall intertwine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Harry P., Albus D.
Cartoon Wars: Episode 1, the avian menace reviews
A Star Wars parody. Gennai Samurai Qui-Gon Genies and his apprentice Obi-Futatsu Kenobies must protect a main character from the Federation of Plankton and come across a mysterious boy from Reboot, whom Genies believe is the subject of an ancient spoiler
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,757 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K.
Philosopher's Stone: A different beginning reviews
AU story, with Voldemort replaced and Dumbledore and Hagrid marginalised with brand new characters. Mad, am I? Nothing could be better than Voldemort, Dumbledore and Hagrid, you say? You're probably right, but let's see what you make of it anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,893 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Naruto Abridged With Commentary: Zabuza Saga reviews
First season of Naruto shortened, humoured and mocked all the way through!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,293 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
FMA Abridged With Commentary: Season 2 reviews
Sequel to FMA Abridged With Commentary : Season 1.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,811 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
FMA Abridged With Commentary: Season 1 reviews
All At least most of the first season of 'Full Metal Alchemist' abridged and shortened. Introduced, concluded and commented through by an overseeing being and his assistants.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,034 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Filler reviews
A little songfic tribute to all filler material out there.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
I will survive' reviews
AKA a musical monologue from Snape’s point of view of the 'Order of the Phoenix' chapter ‘Snape’s worst memory.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
My hate will go on By Severus Snape reviews
This song was composed and sung by everyone's favourite and least favourite Potions master, after learning that in Deathly Hallows he'd never get the chance to torment Harry ever again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
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