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Commentator: Well. This has been a rather disappointing Christmas.
Professor: How so, Sir?
Commentator: With Anonymius promising to publish a new chapter or story every day from Christmas Day, and instead not only posting them on different days, but only getting up to eight!
Professor: Personally I don't think it's been too bad, Sir.
Commentator: -You don't?
Professor: Not at all, Sir. Personally, I was surprised that he managed to get one up, let alone eight!
Commentator: - Your confidence in our creator is very reassuring, Prof.
Professor: Thank you, Sir.
Commentator: But what about all those people he promised?
Sammy: Cheer up, Boss! Most people probably didn't even see his message on his profile!
Commentator: -Thank you Sam, that has definitely cheered me up!
Sammy: You're welcome, Boss!
Professor: Still, though, he could get it up to nine today!
Commentator: Hmm. You're right! That's not so bad at all! I declare this glass of milk to be three quarters full! Which is one quarter less to my liking!
Professor: Of course Anonymius is still bound to get up to twelve soon!
Commentator: Yes, but it will be passed Twelfth Night by now, won't it? We can't keep pretending that we're still within the twelve days after twelfth night!
Professor: Fair point. But there is still one way we can continue the whole 'Each day of christmas we get something that's themed to that day in the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song!
The Twelve Days - I mean, um- The four remaining days of Christmas!
On the Ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to meeeeeeeeeeeee-
Ballet Instructor: And a one, and a two, and a three, and a four-
(Her and eight other dancers are practicing Ballet)
Commentator: Okay when did my hall double as a place to practice Ballet?
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to meeeeeeeeeeee-
Door: KNOCK KNOCK
Commentator: Now who could that be?
(Goes to open the door. In come ten Michael Flatley look-a-likes Irish dancing. They leap over the Commentators, before leaping over them again and exiting)
Commentator: Hehe. Ten lords were leaping.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to meeeeeeeeeee-
(Eleven pipers are playing their pipes)
Commentator: This is actually quite soothing.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to meeeeeeeeeee-
Commentator: ALL RIGHT THAT'S IT! I WANT ANSWERS! WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THIS? Who keeps sending us birds and milk maids and dancers and pipers and the like? WHO? WHO I ASK YOU, WHO?
Sammy: Doctor Who?
(The Commentator kicks him)
Commentator: Not in the mood, Sammy!
Door: KNOCK KNOCK
Commentator: Fine! Let's get this over with!
(As he goes for the door, twelve drummers drum their drums)
Healer: Merry Christmas, Bro.
Healer: Yeah. I thought that while you were celebrating your Christmas I send you a gift for each day.
Commentator: So you're the one responsible for sending us all of this? And adding scenery to my fortress?
Healer: Yeah. Heh heh. Ain't I a stinker?
Commentator: Yes. Yes you are. (Puts his arm around the Healer's shoulders) But I wouldn't have you any other way!
Healer: Wow. I didn't know you cared, bro.
Commentator: Well just for the Christmas season. Tomorrow I'll go back to hating your guts.
Healer: That's fine by me. By the way, the calling birds wanted to let me know that they thought you were a little rude the way you shouted at them when they were only wishing you merry Christmas.
Commentator: -Is that what they were saying? Forgive me, I don't speak squabblehawk outside of my canary form.
Healer: Fair enough. I'll let them know that.
Commentator: As for the rest of you-
(All the Anonymius characters gather)
Anonymius characters: We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, and a happy new year! Good tidings-
Professor: (Sir, isn't this song out of place now?)
Commentator: (What, it's still technically Christmas!)
Professor: (I know but the whole 'new year' thing!)
Commentator: (Just go with it, Prof!)
Anonymius Characters: We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, and a happy new year!
Happy Twelfth Night, everyone! So sorry I couldn't keep my promise! But at least I did better than Naruto the Abridged movie, or even screwattack with Goku vs Superman!
Of course I can respect those guys wanting their vid to be as great as possible and why it will take longer! I myself wanted to post a good chapter tonight, but I think I may need more time.
I will publish four new things as soon as I can! I am a man of my word!
Commentator: This coming from the guy who said he would post something new each day for twelve days of Christmas?
- Okay I am a man of my semi-word!