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Joined 11-29-07, id: 1433026, Profile Updated: 08-30-16
Author has written 4 stories for Pokémon, and One Piece.

Hey! This is Milo from AO3.

Some Personal Details:

  • I'm agender; use they/them pronouns only when referring to me.
  • I'm over 21.
  • I've got my BA in Creative Writing and writing is also my job. I guess you could say I'm a professional.
  • I accept constructive criticism and won't get upset at someone for having an opinion. Feel free to leave a critique if you think it could improve my story.
  • Please DO NOT contact me if you are looking for someone to write your fic for you.

    This account is actually ancient as hell but I mean, since have the darn thing, I might as well use it. Sorry my favorites are so weird, this account is from a different era. I'm saving them because they're hilarious.

    I post way more content over on my AO3 account than I do here, so if you're searching for new content from me, I'd recommend looking there. Stories are also more likely to get updated over there before I even consider posting them here (mostly due to the discouraging gap between hits and comments that this site has), and there's a wide variety of pre-existing fics that will never be posted here.

    Tumblr Blogs:

  • doitsucreature (my main)
  • clowncoupons (Pokemon blog)
  • musasuchus (One Piece blog)
  • The awesome cover art for Blackbird is provided by my friend lithping (on Tumblr).

    I won't be updating new content here for a while, so please instead check my ao3 (Milo) instead.

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    DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS by 2p-talian reviews
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    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 133 - Words: 29,964 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Japan, England/Britain, America
    Yu-Gi-Oh GX: Messing with Sasquatch by Redwings019 reviews
    YuGiOh presents: Messing With Sasquatch. Based on the commercial of Jack's Link.
    Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 6,223 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/12/2015 - Published: 7/24/2007
    Cyclone by Venere Veritas reviews
    Before the storm that nearly brought an end to Hoenn, a young Archie escaped from Team Rocket and was awarded with the opportunity to start a new life. But when the world offers nothing but the polluted selfishness of humanity, and with his past in constant threat of coming up, it doesn't take long before Archie finds himself traveling a path darker than the one he began.
    Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 93,124 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 1/31/2015 - [Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa] Team Aqua
    A Strange Sweetness by TheKingKez reviews
    Norway has some pretty weird quirks, but him and his sweets were probably the weirdest... Slight OOC
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
    CockADoodleDoo by Vampiric Dragonrider reviews
    Seto meets a talking rooster. Enough said.
    Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2010 - S. Kaiba
    Brock's Handy Pokemon Guide by Ringtailer720 reviews
    Brock writes a guide on taking care of your pokemon, using our heroes as examples. Part 15: Karma pays back Officer Jenny in her attempt to housetrain a Growlithe.
    Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,145 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 11/10/2005
    Beginning Trainer's Guide to Pokémon by Kuraselache reviews
    Your handy trainer's guide on how to look after your Pokémon. This guide contains knowledge on the care, temperament and needs of the Pokémon you're looking after, and what to expect when training them. Permanently on hold.
    Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,487 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
    Everyone Loves a Purple Dinosaur by TakumaAngel reviews
    Rin, Sesshoumaru, Jaken, InuYasha and Kagome all get sucked into the world of Barney! Enough said! Please R & R!
    Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,283 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
    Jesse Anderson in: English Lessons by MysteriousStranger08 reviews
    My first GX fic! Jesse tries to teach Ruby some proper english. This is difficult because of Ruby's low vocabulary. Also Dr Crowler has a thing about crocodile's and Jaden wants to have fun. R&R
    Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Johan A./Jesse A. - Complete
    Winona the Golfer by Axletia Rosonetis reviews
    Winona accidentally hits Wallace in the head with a golf ball and deals with his temporary insanity. Light gracefulshipping.
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
    Rolling by highmode reviews
    When Edo was little, he found rolling down stairs to be really, really fun.
    Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Edo P. - Complete
    You Ain't Never had a Friend like ME! by Vampiric Dragonrider reviews
    Chazz hits his head too hard and starts singing. OH GOD! SAVE US!
    Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Chazz P./Manjōme J., Fubuki T. - Complete
    Giovanni and the Rotating Floor Tiles by The Renowned Obscurity reviews
    So ever wonder what was up with the relationship between Giovanni and those rotating floor tiles? Including random wooden chairs, twitching Team Rocket Grunts, and a slightly, but disturbingly OOC Giovanni all for the sake of comedy! Oneshot
    Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Giovanni/Sakaki - Complete
    Alpha One by Lord Giratina reviews
    Arceus and the creation of the pokemon universe.
    Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
    Sugar and Steel Don't Mix by Mistress Zelda reviews
    Brendan and May put 13 Pixy Stix in Steven Stone's coffee, this drives him into hyperactivity. Now they realized that they have created a monster. I can now say this...::COMPLETED::
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,430 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Complete
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    Terraforming reviews
    It's amazing how the influence of one person can change the course of your life completely. Hardenshipping. Omega Ruby-verse with some scattered references to Emerald.
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,469 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/20 - Published: 2/26/2015 - [Maxie/Matsubusa, Archie/Aogiri]
    Blackbird reviews
    A chance encounter in the woods at midnight brings Officer Rocinante and the orphaned Trafalgar D. Law together, and about a dozen more keep it that way. Yet there's trouble brewing just under the surface in the form of untold secrets. Perhaps their encounter wasn't as random as they thought.
    One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,415 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 2/4 - [Corazon, Crocodile] Bellemere, T. Law - Complete
    Cross-Country, Across the Sea reviews
    After the events of ORAS, Maxie leaves Hoenn to do some soul searching and Archie ends up tagging along with him for some good quality bonding time. Hilarity ensues, quiet reflective moments are had, and there's something to be said about starting over. Hardenshipping. A series of travel ficletts loosely connected together.
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,446 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 4/3/2015 - [Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa] - Complete
    Planetesimals reviews
    A collection of Hardenshipping drabbles that go along with my main work, Terraforming. Set at various points during or after it. Updates sporadically.
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 3/21/2015 - [Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa]