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Joined 11-29-07, id: 1433026, Profile Updated: 03-31-15
Author has written 3 stories for Pokémon.

Hey! This is Milo from AO3.

Some Personal details:

--I'm agender; use they/them pronouns only when referring to me.
--Technically I'm an adult.
--I DO accept constructive criticism and won't get upset at someone for having an opinion. Feel free to leave a critique if you think it could improve my story.

This account is actually ancient as hell but I mean, since have the darn thing, I might as well use it. Sorry my favorites are so weird, this account is from a different era. I'm saving them because they're hilarious.

My Tumblr account is the same as my pen name! If you use Tumblr and want me to see something, tag it as #clowncoupons or #doitsucreature!

Story Crap:

Terraforming updates once a week unless otherwise stated. Most the time I update on Mondays or Tuesdays!

Planetesimals still has a couple of extras. I'll be posting those slowly over time.

Fanart Corner:

Check out some of these cool artists who made fanart of Terraforming!

Art of Act I Part III by nakklepiggy!
Art of Act I Part II by frosslace!
Art of Act I Part III by lithping!
Art of Act II Part IV by lithping!
Art of Act III Part I by lithping!

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Cyclone by Venere Veritas reviews
Before the storm that nearly brought an end to Hoenn, a young Archie escaped from Team Rocket and was awarded with the opportunity to start a new life. But when the world offers nothing but the polluted selfishness of humanity, and with his past in constant threat of coming up, it doesn't take long before Archie finds himself traveling a path darker than the one he began.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 93,124 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 1/31 - [Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa] Team Aqua
Yu-Gi-Oh GX: Messing with Sasquatch by Redwings019 reviews
YuGiOh presents: Messing With Sasquatch. Based on the commercial of Jack's Link.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 5,766 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 7/24/2007
A Strange Sweetness by TheKingKez reviews
Norway has some pretty weird quirks, but him and his sweets were probably the weirdest... Slight OOC
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
CockADoodleDoo by Vampiric Dragonrider reviews
Seto meets a talking rooster. Enough said.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2010 - S. Kaiba
Brock's Handy Pokemon Guide by Ringtailer720 reviews
Brock writes a guide on taking care of your pokemon, using our heroes as examples. Part 15: Karma pays back Officer Jenny in her attempt to housetrain a Growlithe.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,145 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 11/10/2005
Beginning Trainer's Guide to Pokémon by Kuraselache reviews
Your handy trainer's guide on how to look after your Pokémon. This guide contains knowledge on the care, temperament and needs of the Pokémon you're looking after, and what to expect when training them. Permanently on hold.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,487 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Everyone Loves a Purple Dinosaur by TakumaAngel reviews
Rin, Sesshoumaru, Jaken, InuYasha and Kagome all get sucked into the world of Barney! Enough said! Please R & R!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,283 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Jesse Anderson in: English Lessons by MysteriousStranger08 reviews
My first GX fic! Jesse tries to teach Ruby some proper english. This is difficult because of Ruby's low vocabulary. Also Dr Crowler has a thing about crocodile's and Jaden wants to have fun. R&R
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Johan A./Jesse A. - Complete
Winona the Golfer by Axletia Rosonetis reviews
Winona accidentally hits Wallace in the head with a golf ball and deals with his temporary insanity. Light gracefulshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Rolling by highmode reviews
When Edo was little, he found rolling down stairs to be really, really fun.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Edo P. - Complete
You Ain't Never had a Friend like ME! by Vampiric Dragonrider reviews
Chazz hits his head too hard and starts singing. OH GOD! SAVE US!
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Chazz P./Manjōme J., Fubuki T. - Complete
Giovanni and the Rotating Floor Tiles by The Renowned Obscurity reviews
So ever wonder what was up with the relationship between Giovanni and those rotating floor tiles? Including random wooden chairs, twitching Team Rocket Grunts, and a slightly, but disturbingly OOC Giovanni all for the sake of comedy! Oneshot
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Giovanni/Sakaki - Complete
Alpha One by Lord Giratina reviews
Arceus and the creation of the pokemon universe.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
Sugar and Steel Don't Mix by Mistress Zelda reviews
Brendan and May put 13 Pixy Stix in Steven Stone's coffee, this drives him into hyperactivity. Now they realized that they have created a monster. I can now say this...::COMPLETED::
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,430 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Complete
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Cross-Country, Across the Sea reviews
After the events of ORAS, Maxie leaves Hoenn to do some soul searching and Archie ends up tagging along with him for some good quality bonding time. Hilarity ensues, quiet reflective moments are had, and there's something to be said about starting over. Hardenshipping. A series of travel ficletts loosely connected together.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,446 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 4/3 - [Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa] - Complete
Terraforming reviews
It's amazing how the influence of one person can change the course of your life completely. Hardenshipping. Omega Ruby-verse with some scattered references to Emerald.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,606 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 2/26 - [Maxie/Matsubusa, Archie/Aogiri]
Planetesimals reviews
A collection of Hardenshipping drabbles that go along with my main work, Terraforming. Set at various points during or after it. Updates sporadically.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 3/21 - [Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa]