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Joined 11-29-07, id: 1433062, Profile Updated: 05-16-10
Author has written 6 stories for Maximum Ride, and Twilight.

Hey people. First off, my pen name. All of you guys who are trying to say blawwmkw as one word, sorry about that. I actually say it Blaww M.K.W. So yep.

The only really personal thing that I'm going to tell you is that I'm a girl. There. Now you won't be confused, and no one will have any information needed to track me down... Okay, some quick, not-personal facts:

Favorite series(though almost all books are amazing): Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Twilight, Mortal Instruments, Wake trilogy, Percy Jackson, Hunger Games, anything and everything by Scott Westerfeld, Inheritance series, and much more. For a more complete list of my reading material, check out my shelf at shelfari.com/maroonwombat.

Favorite animals: Okapis and wombats

My friends: Are weird and proud of it. In our eyes, the word weird is a compliment.

Fanfiction is just the site for me. I hate finishing a series but needing more, more, more of the characters and writing style.

For a long period of time, I was a beta for Serenity.Jones. Go check out her stuff!

I am always for Edward, don't even get me started on my-erm- intense dislike for Jacob...grr...

And also, seriously people, Team Peeta. Sure, I think Gabe is right for Katniss, but Peeta is my guy.

Incomplete list of fictional loves: Iggy, Prince Caspian, Peeta, Haru, Peter Pan, Edward, Cabel, Frizz, ect. ect.

Please please please read my fanfics, I try to make them funny and I attempt to keep the characters the way they are supposed to be. A review or two would be nice, too. Some of my fanfics are in progress, so don't forget to click that one button that makes you get alerts every time that I post something new. You don't know how much seeing a review or alert or being favorited boosts my ego. Unless you've experienced that awesome feeling yourself.

Oh yeah, and my real-life friends on this site include Zwidon, Blawwfan, Lokibabe101, and Almighty Short Kid. Feel free to check out their stories, too.

And Zwidon has lots of amazing writing on her fictionpress account, same username. I highly suggest you go read and review over there, too.

So this is Blaww, signing off. See yah!

Update: Okay, so it's obvious to see that I haven't updated anything in a LONG time. Sadly, I don't really plan to, either. But I am still active around fanfiction, reading and reviewing like crazy. If you're looking for good fics, check out my favorites. There are some truly amazing writers on here. My stories, in comparison, are not too great. Reading back on them, I'm sort of embarrassed. But the fact is I wrote them years ago. So I'll leave them up just in case anyone still wants to enjoy them.

Also, I will possibly return to beta-ing over the summer. So...look out, world.

Okay, that's all I've got to say.

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ThInGs To PoNdEr:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why is cardboard called cardboard? It isn't made of cards...

When people ask you the time, why do they always point to their wrists? That's usually where I wear my watch, I didn't need you to point it out for me...

A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and it 'taint mine.

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.

2. The future is not set in stone.

3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.

4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.

5. True love knows no boundaries.

6. Some people are just danger magnets.

7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.

8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!

9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.

10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.

11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.

12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.

13. Family is about more than just blood.

14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.

15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.

16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.

17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.

18. There are exceptions to every rule.

19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.

20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.

21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.

22. Cold hands = Warm heart.

23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.

24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.

25. Romeo was an idiot.

26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.

27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.

28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.

29. Space heaters can be very annoying.

30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

Quotes:

"Bella?...How greatly are you opposed to Grand Theft Auto?" -Alice Cullen

"Your servant's servant is your servant, madam." -Viola, Twelfth Night (Shakespeare, people. Shakespeare.)

"Yes, those appear to either be rats or mice on steroids." -Max Ride

"And Carlisle said, "Let there be Edward!"...and it was good."

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I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3289 - Favs: 2,579 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4132 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
What Kind of Fairy Tale is This? by Edna Baudelaire reviews
Normal fairy tales don't have blind mutant bird kids...until now. IggyxOC. What happens when Iggy gets separated from the flock and meets a new "friend"? Humorous Romance fic. Enjoy :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,134 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Iggy
Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5003 - Favs: 11,525 - Follows: 1,314 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Awake by flYegurl reviews
Iggy's been saved from his 'dream' simulation, and besides him being older than Max now, everything is back to normal. Until the flock discovers a machine inside Iggy set to kill him on his sixteenth birthday. Which is soon. Sequel to 'Asleep'.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,538 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Iggy - Complete
Misery Business by Paramore7 reviews
"I didn't know what else to do. I pulled back and bit my lip, a nervous habit I'd always had. 'I—I think I love you, Alec.'" AU. Highschool fic. Major Malec. Minor Jace/Clary, Simon/Izzy.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,070 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
All Is Well In Cliche Land by flYegurl reviews
We all know them. Those big, major cliches... Max is pregnant, Iggy can suddenly see again. But what about those tiny, minor ones that everyone overlooks? The ones that people don't even notice? Here's a tribute to those miniscule, yet overused cliches.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Complete
Shattered and Mended by SpazztikXpRiDe18 reviews
A lot happened before Jessica Day ever set foot in Bixby. Sanity was lost. Epiphanies were made. Mysteries were uncovered. Alliances were formed. A pre-Secret Hour fan fiction.
Midnighters - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,466 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 12/30/2008
Daydream by flYegurl reviews
Iggy has lost his memories, and is now a young boy named 'James'. Angel has inherited his memories, and Max and Fang are now discovering a new Iggy they had never known. And that Iggy's childhood was worse than they could have guessed. Sequel to 'Awake'.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,614 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Ride Halloween Special by flYegurl reviews
It's Halloween, and the flock is out for candy. Max's plan is to 'divide and conquer'. What will happen when the flock separates for maximum candy-getting capacity? Shinanigans and hilarity, that's what.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Complete
Let's Make a Deal by Edna Baudelaire reviews
Post Fang-Dr. God kidnaps Fang and attempts to make a deal with the flock: Fang for their cooperation. The remaining members of the flock kidnap Dr. God's daughter and offer a new trade: her for Fang. But what happens when Iggy refuses to let her go?Ig/OC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,205 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Iggy
DIY Hunger Games by JinniaFlyer450 reviews
The parade is UP, and we're getting a different viewpoint for it! We're headed to the fighting prep next...or, see my profile for another option! And may the odds be ever in your favor! ON HIATUS.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 25,049 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009
Terror by eclipsed heart reviews
Peeta's always been there for Katniss, to comfort her when she awakes from her horrible nightmares, terrors that make her feel like she never left the arena. What she doesn't know is that Peeta also has his fears, haunting fears he can't escape…ONESHOT.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Peeta M. - Complete
Braille, Disney, and Odd Zit Formations by flYegurl reviews
Jeb forces Iggy to learn Braille. And Fang laughs while watching Disney. Things get a little awkward later... who knew zits could form actual words? No romantic stuff involved, just two brothers being crazy hormonal idiots. Sugar induced... I think...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
If Only by eclipsed heart reviews
Seven years ago, a terrible battle involving the flock played out in a forlorn forest clearing. But what really happened on that day can only be told by revisiting the bloody past and unlocking the secrets of the flock's sole surviving member...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,505 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Angel - Complete
Maximum Ride: The After Years by eclipsed heart reviews
Ten years ago, the world was saved and the flock split up, all contact lost. Now where are they? What happens when they reunite? Forgiveness is needed, romance is a must, and keeping everyone together when grudges threaten unity is priority. Gotta be FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,907 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Max, Nudge - Complete
School Days by flYegurl reviews
My version of the Flock's time at the school living with Anne. Iggy gets picked on, Max and Nudge try to stay popular, Fang tries to make Max jealous... all packed into the six-hour days of the place they call school. Fax. Niggy. GazzyAngel shenanigans. ON PERMANENT HIATUS.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,846 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010
The Truth by Paramore7 reviews
When Fang and Iggy are both on the verge of death after an Eraser attack Max must make a choice. What if Iggy made it for her? T for character death, implied
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Fang's Retaliation: Backfire! by flYegurl reviews
Fang tries to get back at Iggy for an unknown reason... only it completely backfires! Sexual references, mild adult theme... may later change rating to 'M' if I get any complaints. Flames welcome.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Asleep by flYegurl reviews
When Iggy is kidnapped, the flock sets off to save him... but Iggy doesn't need saving. Or does he? He has his sight back, and has fallen in love, but is that all fake? What is reality, when time has been totally altered? First in the 'Dreaming' series.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,922 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Iggy - Complete
Burnt Toast by Wingedteen reviews
Because Max is one more cooking-related accident away from burning down the house, and the expression of love and devotion comes in many forms. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Ride: Passing the Torch by eclipsed heart reviews
Much has changed in the flock after fifteen years. At their second reunion, secrets lurk at every corner and disaster strikes, upsetting the delicate balance of their new lives and thrusting their fate into unprepared wings. SEQUEL TO MR: THE AFTER YEARS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,009 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Max, Brigid D. - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3596 - Favs: 5,342 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Magic Flight by Wingedteen reviews
Harry Potter X MR. Max accidentally stumbles upon the world of magic, and discovers a few traits of her own. While max and the flock attend classes at Hogwarts, Max and co are ging to have to fight tooth and nail to keep the magic a secret.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 11/8/2007
Gender Switch by maximumcullenxxx reviews
After a huge thunder storm, Max and Iggy switch bodies. What happens with this new, strange thing that has happened? How will they get back in their own bodies? And what if they don't tell anyone? What more trouble can this cause? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,729 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Max, Iggy
You Grew Up In The 90's If by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A series of ficlets and drabbles based on fads only a real 90's child would admire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 10,903 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
Nightmares by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Scorpius Malfoy has a nightmare about what it would be like to marry into the Weasley brood. Totally random humorfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Shadows Rising by Inferna Firesword reviews
Even as the Bixby Midnighters wait for the blue time to come in NYC, they are unaware that a new generation has already found them, and they know more than they expect . . . Rated T for safety and romance. Story is WAY better than summery.
Midnighters - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009
Harry's Reaction by Zenelia reviews
This is Harry's reaction! To what, you'll have to read to figure out. This was the first fanfic I posted, and I would enjoy you reading it! R&R! NOTE: ON PERMANENT HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,576 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Don't Do Drugs, Kids by the7thflockmember reviews
Two-shot about what would happen if Fang drank Valium. I'm at a loss for words today, so just read if you want. But believe you me, Fang has a REEEEEEEALLY strange mind. FAX sort of...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Iggy's Ride by RangerKimmy reviews
So we all see the awkward relationship between Maximum and Fang. But when, amidst a midair battle, Iggy gets shot in the shoulder and plummets to Earth, he lands in the backyard of young Cammy Gnorts. Iggy gets his own small tale--Iggy's Ride.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Iggy
Songs of the Red Rider by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
A half dozen snapshots of Murtagh's life, set to songs... From childhood to manhood, from imprisonment to love... Includes songs from The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Linkin Park, Boys Like Girls, Matchbox 20, and Hinder. Do not own any of this.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,636 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2792 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
The Awakening by SaraBrianne reviews
A sequal to the Midnighters Trilogy: New Midnighters are cropping up everywhere, but when Seers begin dying and Mindcasters turn up missing the Midnighters face their toughest challenge yet. Written by the Sara half of SaraBrianne.
Midnighters - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,710 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 10/24/2006
Accident & Emergency by Annilaia reviews
Oh, hey there Edward. Nice seeing you today. Sorry about crashing into your car with my truck. Think we can be friends? Yeah? Oh that's awesome! I hope your whiplash isn't as bad as mine, and sorry again for the huge dent in your door... AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Only You by Annilaia reviews
Alice never believed in coincidence. Ten years ago the ouija board spelled out the name of her 'true love', she's been waiting for him ever since.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Take Fifty by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A oneshot series in which the Twilight characters find themselves working their way through movie plots. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 16,808 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Back in Action by blawwfan reviews
Two years after a terrible accident makes the flock swear off saving people and retire to school, a call from an old friend stirs them Back Into Action
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008
The Number by Rissohma reviews
Edward remembers how each of the Cullens responded to his ability to read minds when Bella questions why he thinks her reaction would be predictable. One Shot. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
Attack Of The Cliches! by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
I'm Holding Out For Edward Cullen by eclipsed heart reviews
A few summers after Harry's 7th year, he and Ginny are back together. But then, while visiting a Muggle bookstore, Ginny discovers a book called Twilight, and inevitably falls for Edward Cullen... Big-time Twilight allusion. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
Dying For Somebody You Love by Serenity.Jones reviews
A one-shot. Fang dies for Max, a sign of true love. Max tells the world about him. Take some anti-depressants after reading.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Pink Lace and Diamonds by ronOReds reviews
All she left behind was the pink lace and diamonds. Can Edward ever find the girl he got locked in the bathroom with again? Or will she find him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 196 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
The Physical Fitness Test by Rissohma reviews
Forks has it's first Physical Fitness Test with Bella and all of the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008
CinderBella by eclipsed heart reviews
AU: He is treated like a servant. Her life is practically perfect. Edward and Bella have two very different worlds. So what happens when their worlds collide and they fall for each other? And where's the Fairy Godmother to turn Edward into Bella's prince?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,800 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Sun sets in Time by passion143j.c reviews
What do we know about what happened before Edward and Bella met. How about a friend who wants to find out what happened to him in his past, a love story, a treacherous scandel, and how everyone comes to terms with that. Rated T for safety. Many POV's.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,183 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008
Dinner For The Human by Green Crayons reviews
Emmett, Jasper, and Edward make dinner for Bella…or at least attempt to. Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,429 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007
Dealing With Angels by xedwardxxloverx reviews
Just another day in the Cullen household...Emmett wanting to play freaky games, Alice wanting to shop, Bella complaining about being Bella Barbie....What mayhem can they possibly cause? Please R&R! Rated T for language and some actions.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,051 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007
We're going camping by LilyAlice reviews
Alice and Emmett decide that the family should go camping since Bella and Edward denied them the fun of throwing bachlor and bachlorette parties. Please tell me what you think.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,441 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Snowflakes by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A compilation of Christmas oneshots, ficlets, and drabbles that could vary from many genres to get you into the spirit a month early. Who says it needs to be December to carry a little Christmas joy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 24,454 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Edward's Playful Attack by Amzie4 reviews
Just a sweet thing I got the idea for and wanted to write. Very cute, very fluffy! Rated T because of kissing and I'm paranoid. Please rate and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,599 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Complete
Hey There Bella by Annilaia reviews
Hey There Delilah, as a story. Bella moves to the city to live with her cousin, and Edward can't help but fall head over heels. Once they're together, it's nearly impossible for them to be apart, despite protests from his best friend. [Short Story]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,190 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
Saving Iggy by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
When Iggy suffers an accident that leaves him unable to fly, what will he do to end his pain? And who could save him from himself? Based on Nickleback's Savin' Me. Nudgyness all the way!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Waiting by Strega Brava reviews
This story is very sad but very sweet...the sort of thing you might want to read on a rainy day. Please RR
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2001 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
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Iggy's Game reviews
Iggy proposes a game for the whole flock, but what happens when it all goes wrong?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,615 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Iggy, Max - Complete
Messing with Jasper reviews
Edward, Emmett and Bella accidentally influence Jasper's emotions. Now Emmett has a great idea for what to do...mess with Jasper's emotions!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Jasper, Emmett
A Whole Lot Easier reviews
A fun oneshot. Now that the flock has to cart Akila around everywhere, Max, Fang and Iggy must take turns carrying her through the sky. Will something happen to make this annoying and tiresome burden a whole lot easier? Iggy's POV.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Iggy, Akila - Complete
Lucky reviews
St. Patrick's Day one shot. Bella happens upon a four-leaf clover.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Easter Eggs reviews
A collection of short oneshots for Easter featuring our favorite Max Ride crew.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,315 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
Tennis With Vampires reviews
Edward, Alice and Emmett are going to play tennis for the day. Too bad for Bella that she's being dragged into it. What crazy things will happen with the vampire's powers and Bella's clumsiness? Humor.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007